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The End of the World IV
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May 19th 2002
United Center
Chicago, Illnois
Attendance: 22,311
Stanyer: Hello everyone and welcome to the new look Sunday Night Havoc. We've had a brand new set installed as the PWF makes it's official debut on ESPN. We are back from our World Tour and are ready to once again rock the US.
Dawg: It's good to be back in the PWF's hometown for once, I wonder if the boss might make an appearance?
Stanyer: I'm told he is here in the arena, but probably won't show his face, but you never know.
Dawg: God-dammit, is this the card? Where's MVD??
Stanyer: That is the card, and so far, we have NO MVD. Which is a good thing.
Suddenly, the lights go out in the arena.
Dawg: Wonderful, first night on ESPN, and what do we get? A Power Cut.
Stanyer: Monitor's still working, so are our mics, perhaps it's the lighting, or maybe
Dawg: Should have guessed.
Darkness envelops the arena as "Her Ghost in the Fog" by Cradle of Filth plays. Smoke rises around the entrance way, a Pentagram made of blood appears on the Tron, a white light shines through the eerie smoke before it turns to red and then fire explodes from both sides of the stage and the music kicks in as Bloodbath walks through the entrance, the PWF World Title around his waist. Bloodbath appears to be carrying a bottle of liquid, but the substance in it is not water, but a deep red substance, possibly even blood. Bloodbath takes a sip of it as he walks to the ring. He walks around and climbs the steps, where more eerie smoke surrounds Bloodbath. He raises his arms into the air into the air and then spits some of the red liquid out. Bloodbath then climbs into the ring and asks for a microphone, the crowd quietens down, the lights remain dark in the arena, save for a red light encompassing the area of the ring where Bloodbath stands, Bloodbath keeps the bottle of red liquid in his hand.
Bloodbath: "So the reign of darkness continues, and the plot thickens. Eraser wanted to return to glory, to become what he once was, but he is not what he once was, and he never will be. He will never take my crown. Gambino, out for revenge, using all his power and strength to rip the crown from my head, but the darkness enveloped him, and his plan, was all for naught. Now is the time, now is the time for the true power in the PWF to come into being."
Bloodbath takes a sip from his bottle as the confused crowd murmur amongst themselves
Bloodbath: "Soon you will see why I am the Dark Lord of the PWF, You will all fall to your knees in my presence, you will all succumb to my will, and my will alone. The reign of fools has ended, now it is time, time for darkness. There will be no god to say "Let there be light", for there shall be no light. Only a small piece of my power have you all seen, but soon, you will all see the dark side of your heart, and join me, join me in the darkness, in the blackness of this world."
There is mostly silence amongst the crowd, a number of people are holding up their lighters, which shine brightly in the darkness.
Bloodbath: "But behind every dark lord are his followers, the people who have succumbed to his will and believe in him beyond question. There are those that have already seen the darkness, and have already joined me in my quest. But I have sensed that there is someone else who has a black heart, a man of true evil. But this man hides it, keeps it within himself. But at Battle of Britain, it was hidden no more. Inside Hell in a Cell, darkness prevails, and this man unleashed his fury."
The murmurs continue around the arena, as the crowd realise who Bloodbath is talking about.
Bloodbath: "This man knows that I speak of him, so I ask of him, will he show himself and follow his heart, and join me on the dark side. Or will he choose to contine living a lie. I ask only for an answer."
Almost complete silence as Bloodbath takes a sip of his red liquid, awaiting an answer.
Suddenly "My Plague" by Slipknot begins to play throughout the arena, as Solo steps out from the back. The Crowd quietly watches baffled even in aww as they watch Solo Stand at the top of the ramp like he never was hurt at Battle of Britain. Solo stares a hole through Bloodbath grinning wickedly. He pulls the microphone up to speak as the music dies off.
Solo: Lets set everyone straight with your so called offer you are making. Better yet your so called demands. Bloodbath what makes you think I am evil? Is it because I am cruel, is it because i am devious, or maybe its because I am down right not of this planet?
Solo stares at the crowd then back at Bloodbath laughing at that last comment he made.
Solo: I know why you think I am evil, because I just don't care about anyone. You know something that is a good reason to fear me. Oh yes, but I have another good reason.
Solo begins to grin evilishly toward Bloodbath.
Solo: Before I mention it to you your darkness. I like to say that your full of @#%$ @#%$ and you can take your god damn offer and shove it up you @#%$ ass. Because I am what I am and I don't need you and anyone else telling me or helping. Victim's, are not we all?
Solo flips off Bloodbath as he walks back to the back. Leaving Bloodbath standing in the middle of the ring to a chorus of mockery of chants from the crowd.
Bloodbath ignores the crowd and takes time out to have a sip of his drink. He then raises the mic to speak.
Bloodbath: "So be it Solo, but I will not give up so easily, if words will not convince you, then perhaps actions will. You will join the Cult of Shadows, I promise you.
Bloodbath finishes his drink and spits out more of the red liquid as he leaves the ring to a totally confused crowd.
Stanyer: Welcome back to Sunday Night Havoc. We have all been left totally bamboozled by the PWF World Champion, Bloodbath, who seems to have now gone deep into the "Dark Side". What we CAN ascertain, is that he wants Solo to join the Cult of Shadows.
Dawg: And that Solo DOESN'T want to join the Cult of Shadows.
Stanyer: Bloodbath was right on one thing, Solo is evil.
Dawg: Indeed he is.
Stanyer: Anwyay, tonight we welcome back The Rookie, who returns after suffering a nasty eye injury at the hands of Loki a month and a half ago at the King of the Death Match. Earlier this week, at a local PWF House Show, Rookie had these words to say. Bear in mind that we don't normally show House Show footage on TV.
"All Eyes On Me" by Tupac erupts within the PWF arena and The Rookie walks out of the stage curtians, the fans are shocked and stunned that The rookie has came back to the PWF from a daring injury to the eye. He enters the ring and is tossed a mic by the timekeeper
The Rookie: Yes, Yes, The Rookie has finally came back to the PWF, after 2 1/2 long months The Rookie has decided to come back after my eye shot i took from Loki. The Rookie had to pay some sh*t of money to get back on his feet. Now that i am back in the PWF and show you and the rest of the world what i am all about, i am scheduled to face a man bigger than i. You might as well call this man a legend, Big Poppa. The former Tag Team partner of Sabre will face The Rookie One on One at Havoc. Although this match seems to be favortized in Big Poppa name but The Rookie will not show any lack of skill toward this match, My odds are slim but my skill is at a calibur which no one in this Federation has yet to witness. The Rookie will go into Havoc show the PWF and the superstars of the PWF that The Rookie will not be underated.
PWF fans cheer for The Rookie, The Rookie begins to walk around the ring and then stops at the turnbuckle
The Rookie: Big Poppa, The Rookie respect for you is through the roof, but my determination is batting at a thousand, i will not let you come into the match thinking this will be an easy win, The Rookie style of wrestling is yet to be proven to you Poppa, you have never faced a man of my nature and you will not defeat the rookie with ease. You might of been in the game longer than i have and your talent and reputation maybe larger than mine, but that doesnt scare me at all that makes me want to face you even more. I will show you, Poppa that The Rookie isnt back to lose matches night by night, The Rookie is back to kick ass everywhere there needs to be.
The Rookie looks into the crowd and listens to the crowd chant his name
The Rookie: You hear that Poppa the fans have picked there man to win the match, and the question is are you ready for the rookie, are you ready for a man who has done nothing but train and get back on his feet for the past 2 1/2 months. Poppa you have no clue what is going on here, The Rookie's state of mine has changed entirely, and your yet to witness a wrestler the PWF hasnt seen in the ring nearly in 3 months. The Rookie is ready to face anyman who steps into the squared circle with him and quite frankly i dont give a damn what you have done in your past, its all about the present and future, and The Rookie is the Future and your the past. The New school will show how the Old school isnt up to par.Once Big Poppa has felt The Free Agent Money Maker, there wont be anything else to prove but glory towards the Rookie, and after the match is done i will get up on this turnbuckle..
The Rookie gets up on the second turnbuckle
The Rookie: and say, SPARK 1 Up for The Rookie!
"All Eyes On Me" by 2pac screams through speakers of the PWF arena and The Rookie exits the ring, The crowd goes ballistic for the 2 time MOW Slaughterhouse Television Champion. He walks up the ramp and the crowd continues to cheer for The Rookie, he then enters the walkway of the ramp and into the curtian, the cameras go black as The Rookie isnt seen anymore.
Dawg: I see he is as confident as ever.
Stanyer: Indeed, the man oozes confidence, and seems to have lost none of his charisma.
Dawg: Like he ever had any.
Stanyer: Whatever, anyway, Big Poppa had these words for Rookie earlier tonight.
The scene quickly cuts to "The Real Show" Big Poppa sitting next to Ted Tedison Big Poppa is in his backstage attire, not yet dressed for his match with The Rookie. At first glance you can tell that he's a bit depressed over something, but, of course, we have no idea what.
Tedison: "It's been awhile, Poppa."
Big Poppa: " "
Tedison: "So Anyway After coming out of that big table match with Sabre at BoB, how do you feel with being booked against The Rookie at Havok"
Big Poppa: " Does it really matter, Ted? No seriously, does it really matter at all?"
Tedison: "Well I would assume that you would want to get your thoughts out Try and psych' your opponent and etc."
Big Poppa: "Oh, I'm supposed to say some crap that means nothing. Ted, do me a favor Ask me this: 'Did you see what Rookie had to say?' "
Tedison: "Uh, ok Did you see what Rookie had to say earlier this week?"
Big Poppa: "Ted that's a damn good question. Yes, yes I did. This guy seems like he really has something to prove. Ya know? For some odd reason he respects me, but wants to beat me up to further his career. His own personal gain Doesn't say much about him, does it?"
Tedison: "No I guess it doesn't But, that's really what this business is all about, isn't it?"
Big Poppa: "Oh Ted you silly bastard. You just don't get it, do you? Well I'll spell it out for you It sucks."
Tedison: "Huh? What sucks?"
Big Poppa: "All of it. Oh I mean, I think everything that happens is just super. I think it's terrific that guy that I don't know wants to beat me up because he respects me. He called me a freaking legend. A LEGEND. How the hell am I a legend? Seriously? Here's my PWF life f'in story: I lose the majority of my singles matches, I go nuts, I go even more nuts when a crazy facker pisses me off, I end his career and then I join up in a tag team with a backstabber. Then I win the tag team titles with the backstabbing s.o.b, hold the titles for a few matches, lose them, get backstabbed as I gain them back, get backstabbed again and lose them. Then I beat up the backstabbing loser. That's my PWF life story, Ted. That's all there is Am I a legend? No. Am I anything? No. Does it suck? Yes."
Ted gives Big Poppa an odd look, not quite understanding what the hell just happened. So he does what any good reporter/journalist would do End the interview.
Tedison: "Well thank you for your time, Poppa."
Big Poppa: "Sure Ted, any freaking time. Oh and for old times sake, it doesn't matter whether you like it or not, 'cause The Real Show, just facking said so."
fades to black
Stanyer: Big Poppa is not a very happy man.
Dawg: Life is tough, he should get over it.
Stanyer: Well, we shall find out who is the better man, as Rookie takes on Big Poppa.
Credit: Eraser
The lights begin to dim and the fans quiet down in anticipation. The words "Real Show" fade in and out on the dark UltraTron, and the lights suddenly turn on and fire works blast off as a customized version of Limp Bizkit's My Way starts up
James: "Coming to the ring at this time, weighting in at 285 pounds, 'The Real Show' Big Poppa!
The audience goes mad as Big Poppa emerges through the Havoc curtains. He does a air-guitar taunt to the tune of the song, and dances down to the ring
"All Eyes On Me" by 2Pac hits as The Rookie walks down to the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd
James: Introducing from Los Angeles, California, weighing 245lbs, The Rookie.
Report: Rookie starts after Big Poppa. Rookie takes off running after him and spears him before Big Poppa can even get ready. The ref then rings for the bell as Rookie mounts Big Poppa and begins to drive a few right hands before letting lose and hooking the a dragon sleeper. The ref checks out Big Poppa. He doesn't seem to be in that much of pain and makes it over to the ropes. The ref then starts the count as Rookie waits until the ref gets to five before he break the hold. Rookie then gets to him feet and is welcomed by Big Poppa's knee. Big Poppa then follows it up once again with a knee to the gut before lifting Rookie up with a falling suplex. Rookie lands hard on the mat and rolls over to him stomach in pain. Big Poppa then walks over to rookie and starts to lay in some quick boots to the head before lifting him back up and Irish whipping him into the ropes. Rookie bounce off the rope and comes straight for a boot to the face but ducks the boot and bounce off the other side and goes for a cross body block. Big Poppa catches Rookie in the air and drops him with a falling slam. Big Poppa then hooks the leg and goes for the cover. 1 .. ..2 .., but Rookie gets his shoulder up in time to break the count. Big Poppa then gets to his feet and waits as Rookie gets up much slower. Once Rookie gets to his feet he goes to nail Big Poppa with a hard right hand but he is block. Big Poppa then goes for a right hand but before Rookie can even block the punch he stops himself and steps back and drivers his big boot into the face of Rookie.
Stanyer: Big Poppa is just dominating here.
Dawg: Looks like Rookie should off stayed off to the sideline for a bit longer.
Big Poppa then bounces off the ropes and drops a huge knee to the side of the head of Rookie. Rookie rolls in the ring a bit in pain as Big Poppa starts to show off to the crowd.
Dawg: What's going on?
Stanyer: Whom does the crowd see? That's Sabre!
The crowd begins to boo as Sabre steps out from the entrance ramp. Big Poppa turns his attention to Sabre who is wearing a gWo shirt. Big Poppa then turns back around grabs Rookie by the hair and lifts him to his feet. Big Poppa then Irish whips him into the ropes and waits as Rookie bounce off the ropes and comeback . Rookie gets lifted high in the air and driven down hard with Big Poppa's Spinebuster. Big Poppa taunts Sabre to come down to the ring but Sabre just stands at the top of the entrance ramp. Big Poppa then walks over to the falling Rookie and falls on top of him and hooks the leg as the ref begins the count. 1 ..2 ...., but Rookie some how gets enough strength to kick out. Big Poppa then slams him fist into the mat and seems to be pissed.
Dawg: Seems to me that Big Poppa is pissed.
| Stanyer: Thank you Mr. Obvious.
Dawg: Shut up before I get Sabre over here and beat you and Big Poppa's ass.
Big Poppa quickly gets to his feet and kicks Rookie twice before picking him up and hooking on the Fo Show . The crowd lets out a roar of cheers as Big Poppa jumps back up to his feet and signals for the Poppa Bomb. Big Poppa lifts up Rookie and throws him back into the corner. Big Poppa then walks over and punches Rookie in the chest before setting him up on the top rope. Big Poppa then punches Rookie again the chest . The ref goes to tell Big Poppa to being it back down to the mat. Big Poppa pushes the ref out of the way. The ref falls to the out side of the ring. He moves very slow and seems to be in pain. Big Poppa then hopes up on the top rope with Rookie and goes to taunt Sabre who is on the stage but there is no one there. Big Poppa then looks right over Rookies shoulder to see a steel chair connecting with his head. Big Poppa is stunned. Rookie some how hooks up to Big Poppa and spins off the top rope into the Free Agent Money Maker. Rookie and Big Poppa both just lay still on the mat as Sabre slides into the ring and drags Rookie on top of Big Poppa as the ref slowly gets into the ring. He then starts the slow count. 1
Stanyer: NO! This isn't right Big Poppa just got screwed!
2
Dawg: HA HA! I love it. Way to go Sabre.
..3!!!!!!
Dawg: And Rookie picks up the win.! With the help of the man, Sabre.
Stanyer: That is just not right, Big Poppa just can't get any luck these days.
Dawg: Like I said, Life is tough.
The Scene cuts to the parking lot, as the camera picks up on the gWo limo arriving at the arena. The limo heads towards the secure staff entrance at the rear of the complex and awaiting there is a valet dressed in a black tux and wearing an MVD style gWo beret. As the limo pulls into the entrance the velet opens the door revealing the Van Dam's.
JVD is carrying a bag of luggage whilst MVD is holding a mysterious briefcase secured to his wrist on a chain. The camera then zooms onto wrestling's glamour couple as they approach the arena....
JVD:- Jesus Christ Matt, I cannot believe how pissed Gambino was last week. I know it was all an accident but......
MVD:- Thats enough right there Jennifer! I know damn well he's going to be pissed off, but thats why we are here baby, we're going to right all the bad things with Gambino, and I am going to do so right now. Go back to the locker room honey, its time I had a little one to one with Antonio.
JVD:-OK Matt, be careful!
MVD:- Come on baby!?! I'm M..V..D (2 thumb pose) since when do I need to be careful?
Camera stays with JVD as she watches MVD enter the arena on his own and the camera picks up on comments
JVD:-You be careful when you go see a pissed off gangsta you haven't seen for a week, thats when!.
The camera fades back to arena
Stanyer: Looks like MVD is heading to face the music.
Dawg: Face the music, he's not going to face any music, he's going to see his friend, Gambino, they can sort this out, it will not be a problem at all.
Stanyer: We shall see. Now we go to the ring for our next match.
Credit: Brendan Seeley
"Brand New Hate" by the Backyard Babies hits the speakers, and Sabre strides out from behind the curtain to a roar of boos. The Man ignores the fans as he climbs into the ring, mic in hand. He surveys the crowd as he raises the mic to his lips...
Sabre: 'I don't know why you people shun greatness like mine... shut up!'
Sabre can't stand the growing '@#%$' chant anymore and goes red in the face, trying to raise his voice...
Sabre: 'Do you realise what makes me better than all the other PWF wrestlers out the back? Not only do I pull victories out of my hat like they were nothing... but I do it while putting up with your obnoxious chanting!'
More boos hail down on Sabre who merely smiles, continuing...
Sabre: 'After I beat the living hell out of Poppa at the Battle of Britain.... don't deny it, you know who came out on top... it was up to me to find a worthy opponent. Someone of my stature and ability... but then I thought... why do that when I can just kick Virus' arse instead?!'
The cheap attack is met with the typical response, with some cheers at the mention of his opponents name, Virus...
Stanyer: I thought it was Venom?
Dawg: Shut up fool, "The Man" is speaking.
Sabre: 'Listen... I don't care what you peons think, I've got a right as the most charismatic wrestler in the PWF to pick anybody I like to wreslte... and this week I went to our humble and just commisioner to sign me up against the Virus. Why? Well... Virus is who I'd like to call the 'cakewalk wrestler.' Basically, now that he's been welcomed back into the PWF, he comes under attention from a true main eventer... in this case, myself... and after a well deserved victory, I use him to rocket onto the next stage in my career while he fades away into the shadows before becoming just another page in the PWF history book. So no need for all this negativity... soon you will all witness history in the making as your famous legend Sabre begins his long road to fame, glory and fortune!'
More boos erupt as Sabre spins around the ring, arms raised in mock victory.
All of a sudden the arena darkens and the sound of hissing snakes can be heard throughout the arena. Green lights start to flicker as "Drag You Down" by Finger Eleven blasts on the P.A. Then pyros shoot off as Venom steps out from behind the curtain and stops on the rampway and stares down at the ring where Sabre is standing. The fans for some strange reason begin to cheer for Venom as he raises the mic to speak.
Venom: Well if it isn't the jackass of the PWF jumping around like some kind of idiot.
The fans burst out into laugher and Sabre becomes inraged and motions for Venom to come down to the ring right now.
Venom: Now Sabre keep your pants on i'll be down in a minute to kick your sorry ass.
Venom pauses for a moment to gather some thoughts as the fans begin to chant "Sabre Sucks".
Venom: You know Sabre, when I first came to the PWF I thought that you were one of the best wrestlers in the PWF. But now since I returned and found out that you backstabbed Big Poppa and joined the gWo, your nothing but a no good loser and in a few minutes i'm going to get a little revenge for Big Poppa.
The crowd bursts out into a "Sabre Sucks" chant again.
Venom: Now I know that my first stint here didn't go as planned, but tonight starts a new beginning for me. Tonight I step back into the ring and this time around i'm going to show everyone what kind of destruction and devastation I can do.
Sabre looks on and begins to grin as if he thinks that he knows that he is going to win.
Venom: That's right Sabre grin all you want because it will be even better for me then when I walk out of here tonight with the win. Don't think that this is going to be like a walk in the park for you because it's not. This is going to be one grueling match and this snake is going to strike and your going to feel the wrath of my bite. Now let's get this on.
Venom then drops the mic and runs down to the ring where Sabre is ready to fight.
Report: Sabre ties up with Venom, but the big man immediately gets in a hard knee to the gut. Venom then nails Sabre with a stiff right hand. Venom then lays into Sabre in the corner. He then whips him out and levels him with a clothesline. Sabre gets back up dazed. Venom goes behind and goes for a German Suplex, but somehow Sabre flips out and then when Venom turns around, Sabre kicks him in the gut and then delivers a DDT. Venom gets up holding his head before Sabre hooks him up and goes for a Suplex, but Venom counters and Suplexes Sabre. Venom pulls Sabre up to his feet and knees him in the gut and sets him for a Powerbomb, he flips him up, but Sabre counters with a few punches to the head and then snaps him over with a Hurricanranna. Venom gets to his feet, Sabre scoops him using all his strength to deliver a Front Powerslam in the corner. Sabre then quickly uses the turnbuckle to deliver a Slingshot Body Splash. Sabre covers. .1 ..2 . Venom kicks out. Sabre holds onto the ropes while delivering a few stomps to his gut. Sabre pulls him up and slams his head into the corner, and then begins to deliver some knife-edge chops. Sabre then goes to whip Venom out of the corner, but he reverses and holds onto his arm, then pulls him towards him and levels him with a Short Arm Clothesline.
Stanyer: Damn! That had to hurt!
Venom pulls Sabre up to his feet and sends him to the ropes before he lifts Sabre up and delivers a Perfect Flapjack. Venom covers. 1 ..2 Sabre kicks out. Venom mounts him and delivers some powerful right hands, he then pulls him up and sends him to the corner, he then follows in and crushes him in the corner with a High Knee. Venom then pulls Sabre out and kicks him in the gut, he then delivers an awesome Jumping Piledriver and covers. ..1 .2 . Sabre just gets his shoulder off the canvas. Venom rolls Sabre over and drops a knee on the back of his head. Venom then comes off the ropes and drops a Leg over the back of Sabre's head. Sabre staggers up to his feet, holding his head. Venom lifts him up from behind and delivers a destructive Cannon Ball Buster. Venom covers. ..1 .2 Sabre just kicks out. Venom pulls him off his feet and nails him with a strong body shot. He sets him up for a Snap Powerbomb, but somehow Sabre escapes and lands on his feet. Sabre delivers a few right hands and then sends Venom to the ropes, but he reverses and then drives Sabre into the canvas with a Sidewalk Slam. Venom hooks the leg. .1 .2 . Sabre kicks out.
Stanyer: Venom really taking it to Sabre!
Dawg: Its ..just luck!
Sabre staggers up to his feet, holding onto the ropes. Venom clotheslines him hard over the top rope and then climbs out himself. He lifts Sabre up against the barricade and then begins to pound him with vile shots to the kidneys. Sabre slowly pulls himself up, so Venom can whip him shoulder first into the ring steps. Venom then chokes Sabre with his boot, using the ropes for extra leverage. Venom rolls in and out of the ring to break the count before he pulls Sabre up and slams his head into the barricade. Sabre staggers over towards the announcer's table. Sabre kicks Venom below the belt and rolls him back into the ring, Sabre hits a hard elbow on Venom as he moves in which makes the big man loose his breath. Sabre lifts up the big man and swings at him, Venom ducks and Sabre clocks the ref right in the face. The ref goes down as Sabre ddts Venom to the mat hard. Seeing that the ref is down Sabre slides out of the ring and grabs a chair, Sabre slides back and waits for Venom to get up. Out for the crowd comes Big Poppa, he slides into the ring and nails Sabre with a big boot to the back of the head. Sabre goes down as Poppa slides out of the ring with the chair. The ref stirs and makes it to his feet as Sabre does. Sabre looks at Poppa angrily and turns just as Venom gets up. Venom kicks Sabre in the stomach and hits the Venom Drop. Venom covers 1 .2 .3!!!!!
Dawg: He cheated! Venom got Big Poppa to help him!
Stanyer: It's called revenge, Sabre cost Poppa his match, so Big Poppa is returning the favour. Should teach Sabre a lesson.
Dawg: Damn cheats.
The scene opens backstage, where Golgotha is walking to the MoM locker room. There is someone walking with him. The camera angle can't tell who it is at first, but we know by the body type, its not Profit. The two enter the room, and the other man is revealed to be none other than Theros Macalvia! This causes quite a stir in the locker room, since the MoM have had some problems with Theros...mainly concerning him and Walrus
Sandstorm: "Hey, whats Theros doing here Golgy?"
Golgotha: "I decided to take Profits advice to heart. I have decided to do more to help other people."
Sandstorm: "And that has to do with the man who cause Walrus to leave the MoM how?"
Golgotha: "For starters, I'm supposed to love my enimies. And I have decided to cure him of his mental aliments."
Law: "But Eiji tried that with Walrus and it didn't work. What makes you think that you'll have success?"
Golgotha: "Because I know God can do it. He did it for Nebacanezzer and Legion. All it really is, is a matter of driving out the demons and leading by example."
Sandstorm: "Thats all fine and dandy, but don't you have more important things to do?"
Golgotha: "Like what?"
Sandstorm: "Didn't Profit tell you that he got you an European Title shot against Inmate?"
Golgotha: "No, he didn't. So he got the Title on the line for Armageddon...."
Law: "No, he got the title on the line for you tonight!"
Before Golgotha has a chance to respond, Theros starts to speak...
Theros starts to wander through the lockerroom, seemingly aimlessly until he cuts a corner and sees a mirror. Theros stops dead still and stares at the mirror. Slowly one hand comes up and stretches forward, closer, closer. After an aganizing second pause he finally commits and touches the mirror. Theros brightens up immediately and starts to laugh his normal volume.
Theros: "Is flat boat moon just home can't?"
Golgotha and Sandstorm just look at each other then Theros
Theros: "Under..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes! Under! HAHAHAHA. Goat make like game of if the are hurt zen! In door making judge try train, can't when where for gone home yet. Cattle moo, Yes yes yes, cattle moo"
Theros nods sagely to both men, who are just further confused. Theros then leans forward and lets his forehead rest on the mirror's surface. He giggles to himself.
Sandstorm: "You have alot of work ahead....."
Golgotha: "... Yes i do"
Stanyer: I think Golgotha has given himself without a doubt the toughest task anyone has ever taken upon themselves in PWF History, he's going to try and make Theros sane.
Dawg: Didn't that happen once before?
Stanyer: Yeah, they put him on medication, and he was perfectly normal for a while, but sort of like the borg in Star Trek, he adapted, and he was quickly back to his usual self.
Dawg: You watch Star Trek?
Stanyer: Along with millions of other people, yes.
Dawg: Sad bastard.
Stanyer: Whatever, wait, I hear that Tate Bell is on his way to the ring, I wonder what he has to say?
'The Crimson Gump' hits, and Tate Bell rushes out of the back, wearing his blue and white jersey over his clothes, with Bell, 01, on the back. As he runs down the ramp, blue and white pyro's go off just behind him, as the Tron shows Bell tenasiously running at the camera, somewhere. He slides into the ring, and tosses his jersey to the crowd
Tate Bell: "Thank you, Thank you, it's nice to see you all appreciating my talent, unlike some people around here, who watch 6 foot 6 slowcoaches throw a ball about."
Crowd boos Tate Bell's clear reference to the Chicago Bulls Basketball team.
Tate Bell: "Just remember, you are staring at the greatest newcomer to ever step foot here in the PWF. You are looking at a future legend of this sport, there will never be anyone greater than Tate Bell."
Stanyer: Are you getting a load of this? Could he be any more full of himself?
Tate Bell: "But despite all of this, how am I treated? With discorn, and ignorance. It's the PWF's Homecoming, the first show on ESPN, and what do I get, nothing, no interview, no match, nothing. Yet jobbers, who can't win save their lives, such as Austin Cain for example, get a match. Hell, two guys who've been out for forever got matches. Dammit, it's not fair. I am the greatest newcomer in the history of the PWF, and I demand recognition."
Stanyer: Of course, you wouldn't want to earn it now would you.
Dawg: That's too difficult, Tate Bell is taking the easy route.
Suddenly "Zombie Nation" hits the arena as the lights flash green, red, blue and white, suddenly Power G walks through the curtain to a loud cheer, and following is The Real McCoy, both are carrying microphones.
McCoy: "The greatest newcomer in the history of the PWF? SINCE WHEN!!"
Cheer for McCoy.
McCoy: "You want to know who REALLY is the greatest newcomer in PWF History, he's standing next to me right now. The man himself, Power G. Within one month of his debut, this man had TWO titles, one of them, the PWF World Title. I don't see that around your waist."
McCoy is angering Tate Bell
McCoy: "Oh you want to prove yourself? Well Power G has no problem with that. Power G is going to beat you, and do it with style, and that my friend, is Clearly Stated."
McCoy drops the mic and follows Power G to the ring as we have an impromptu Matchup
Stanyer: Looks like we got ourselves a bonus match for tonight.
Credit: Goatman
Report: Power G and Tate Bell lock up. Power G out muscles Tate and clubs him over his neck. Power G clubs Tate several times before landing a massive double axe handle. Tate drops down to one knee but bounces back up. Power G hits several quick mini chops to Tate. Tate falls to the ground but gets up quickly. When Power G approaches Tate, Tate kicks him in the shin. Tate slaps a hard chop across Power G's chest. Tate locks up with Power G and snap mares him down to the mat. Power G gets up and grabs Tate and lands several knees to the gut. After three or fours hits, Tate manages to grab a hold of Power Gs leg which he reverses with a dragon screw. Tate stomps on the leg inflicting minor damage to Power G. Power G gets up and locks up with Tate. Tate is able to slip underneath Power G's arm and is now position behind him. Tate grabs Power G's ankle for a shin breaker. Tate starts to stomp at Power G's leg but Power G rolls out under the rope. Tate follows him out and Power G grabs him and lifts him in the air over his shoulder and drops him down over the guardrail. Power G grabs Tate again and lifts him for a super shoulder breaker. Power G throws Tate into the ring and rolls in as well. Power G Irish whips Tate into the ropes and misses a punch. Tate flies to the other side of the ring and comes back with a shoulder strike. Power G goes down and Tate attempts a Boston Crab but Power G is able to avoid the submission by brute power. Power G grabs Tate and hits a quick rib breaker, which seems to have hurt the former football player. Power G lifts up Tate just to bring him back down with a monstrous standing clothesline. Power G climbs the turnbuckle and does a back flip splash, which gives him a near fall.
Stanyer: Excellent match up between these two superstars.
Tate gets up and lifts Power G for the Belldlam (Canadian Backbreaker). Tate wrenches the move several times before dropping Power G down to the mat. Tate keeps the upper hand by lifting up Power G for a body press. Tate puts his foot across Power G's chest and flexes. The ref counts 1... and Power G kicks out.
Dawg: It will take much more of an offensive to score a victory over a former World champ.
Stanyer: I do not think Tate expected to win there. These two are in an intense battle to gain the clear upper hand and this is now turning into a psychological fight for them.
Power G gets up locks up with Tate Bell and spins behind to the backside. Power G has his arms locked around Tate's waist and tries to hold on as Tate tries to break free. Power G then locks in a full nelson and slams Tate down. Power G pimp leg drops. Power G pulls Tate up by the back of his hair and German suplexes Tate back down. Power G again climbs to the top rope. Power G taunts Tate Bell and then performs a shooting star press. Tate rolls out of the way and Power G is clearly hurt. Both men lie on the mat for a few moments and Tate makes it to his feet first. Tate lifts Power G to his feet and hits a snap suplex. Tate Bell locks in a figure four-leg lock. Power G attempts to reverse and does so. Tate quickly grabs hold of nearby ropes and the ref forces the hold to be broken. Power G seems to be upset that Tate is giving him a decent fight. Power G locks up and smacks Tate's head in the mat with a fire thunder driver. Tate is busted open. Power G steps on Tate Bells face then puts his boot on Tate's chest and flexes. The ref counts 1...2... and Tate kicks out. A bloody footprint is left on Tate's blue and white leotard.
Dawg: Power G adding some red to that Fugly outfit Tate wears in the ring.
Power G lifts Tate Bell up and slams his head into the closet turnbuckle. Power G plants Tate up on the turnbuckle and climbs up himself. Power G then nails an impressive super DDT. The blood from Tate's head is gushing out.
Stanyer: Tate is bleeding profusely. The referee might stop the match.
The referee goes to check out Tate. It appears the referee is about to call for the match to end when Power G attacks the referee with a clothesline.
Stanyer: Oh man. This is about to get ugly. I do not think Power G liked the newcomer putting up a fight and doing that cocky pin earlier. Power G has just taken the referee out. This should be a disqualification.
Power G lifts up Tate Bell for the G power slam.
The Russians rush down to ring. Both men slide in the ring and just fire away on Power G. The Russians do a double powerbomb to Power G. They grab Power G and hit The Iron Curtain. Wowbowski grabs Tate and puts him on top of Power G. The Russians slide out of the ring. The referee looks up and counts 1.... 2.... 3....
Dawg: Power G tried to make his own rules today, but found out only the gWo can make their own rules. Haha! Power G was silenced by violence and lost to second-rate football player.
Stanyer: Power G's war with the gWo is just beginning, it is by no means over.
Anthony Frost is seen with a black eye in front of Inmate's locker room he looks pissed as all hell. Frost takes a deep breath and exhales and then begins to pound on Inmate's door until Inmate violently throws the door open and he looks as if he was a bear being woke during his winter hibernation.
Inmate: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
Frost: I am Anthony Frost, Interviewer extrodonaire'! And how the hell do you get off clobbering me out of nowhere!?
Inmate: Ok. Question. Why did you think that Tedison was willing to pay anything to stop interviewing me?
Frost: Becuase your an @sshole
Inmate:..ok that too. It's because whenever he came around me to cut a promo. He had a few run ins.
Frost: Run-ins!! With what!?
Inmate: Several things. My fist, My foot. A few Death Sentences.
Frost: I DON'T CARE! TEDISON IS WEAK AND PATHETIC!
Inmate: At least you got one thing right.
Frost: I DEMAND TO BE TREATED WITH RESPECT!
Inmate: And you state that like I'm supposed to care.
Frost: Ya know what? Forget it I'm outta here.
Inmate: Works for me.
Frost: But before I go do you have anything to say about your European Title match with Golgotha?
Inmate: Ya, Pass this on to him,I saw him trying to "cure" Theros. I'm gonna save him a lot of time and tell ya two things. One, When a man as gone crazy you can't cure him. I'm the perfect example of that. And two, if he shows up for our match he'll end up like this.
Inmate reaches for his back pocket and grabs his pair of handcuffs and faster than lightning he cuffs Frost to a radiator next to the door. Proceeds to lay waste to Frost.
Frost: STOP, PLEASE STOP!!! CUT, CUT TO COMMERCIAL!! SECURITY!!
Camera fades as the sounds of Inmate beating Frost and Security running down the hall to the PWF logo
Stanyer: Inmates attacks on the PWF Interviewing staff has to stop, it's getting out of control.
Dawg: I hear they draw straws in the back when it comes to decided who will interview him.
Stanyer: When they are doing that, you know it's bad.
Dawg: Wait, I hear something's happening backstage.
We cut backstage and we see Homicide walking backstage, suddenly out of nowhere, King Volcano, Grimm and Bloodbath jump him from behind and beat him to the ground with various weapons. Bloodbath them motions to King Volcano to pick him up. They then head off with an unconcious Homicide.
Stanyer: What the hell was that for!!! The Cult of Shadow's just attacked Homicide, and for what?
Dawg: Think about it, what did Bloodbath say? He would make Solo join by actions. Who does Solo hate the most, Homicide. Now do you see.
Stanyer: Yes, and I am not liking the sound of it at all. We will be back after the break folks.
The camera fades to a shot of Hanibal watching the show as he takes a drink from his bottle of Powerade. Suddenly Heelmaster flings open the Locker room door and the arena fills with Boos. Hanibal pops up from his seat staring Heelmaster dead on in the eyes. Heelmaster gives Hanibal an arrogant look.
Heelmaster: Whoa there Hanibal, I'm not here to beat your ass.
Heelmaster smiles.
Hanibal: I thought the Custodian already cleaned up the garbage today?
Heelmaster: Very funny, almost as funny as how I beat the living @#%$ out of Grimm at Battle of Britian. I'm sure you saw my victory...
Hanibal steps up close to Heelmaster.
Hanibal: Yea, I saw how you had to cheat to beat Grimm. Your not even in his league. You knew he was better then you... and what happened at The Battle of Britian just goes to prove it...
Heelmaster lets ok a small laugh.
Heelmaster: Cheat? How does one cheat in a match that has no rules? You make excuses for your friend, but just end up looking stupider in retrospect. And if I'm not in his league, then explain this.
Heelmaster points down to PWF extreme title...
Heelmaster: If he's so good, how come he didn't walk away with this? Admit it, this belt looks better on me anyway.
Hanibal: The only thing that will look good on you is my foot up your ass you stupid son of a...
Heelmaster cuts him off.
Heelmaster: Whoa Hanibal... isn't your mother watching? I'm sure she wouldn't want you saying such...
Hanibal cuts him off.
Hanibal: Don't you ever shut up? All you do is talk like the bitch you are. You couldn't back it up against Grimm and I'm DAMN sure you wouldn't be able to do it against me!
Heelmaster: Couldn't back it up against Grimm? Again, you speak, but not one intelligent sentance comes out... but, if it's an ass kicking you want, then it is an ass kicking that you'll get. And go watch Battle of Britain again, because just like I hurt Grimm, I'm going to hurt you... And the best part about it, is that it's all legal... Like it or not... heels...
Hanibal extends his arm blocking Heelmaster's face with his hand. Heelmaster stops talking.
Hanibal: Whoa, I see why Grimm isn't Extreme Champion anymore, it's probably cause he can't stand the smell of your breath. And its not an ass kicking I want, it's an ass kicking you're gonna get. Now if you would mind... I already put the garbage out once today, don't make me do it again.
Hanibal gets in Heelmasters face.
Heelmaster: Never lose...
Heelmaster smiles arrgoantly and turns to leave. He exits the door whistling as Hanibal stares him down. The camera fades with a shot of an inraged Hanibal.
Stanyer: It sounds to me like we have ourselves another match signed for tonight. A big one as well, as Hanibal will be seeking revenge on Heelmaster defeating Grimm for the Extreme Title.
Dawg: And he will suffer the same fate.
Stanyer: Anyway, we now have our European Title match. What? Again?
Dawg: What's happening?
Stanyer: I'm being told in my ear that this match has been made a Hardcore Match, by the request of Golgotha of all people.
Dawg: That is an odd one.
The huanted remix of Racktes and Drapes "Personal Jesus" blasts across the Arena. We see the words "The truth is..." come across the Ultratron as Golgotha comes out. The Hardcore Christian has a Gold bible in his right hand. Cole T. Profit, Golgothas business associate, is close behind him. Golgotha takes a knee and opens the Bible. The line "Reach out and touch faith" hits and pyros go off. The duo make their way to the ring. Golgotha high fives the fans and Profit hands out $20's to them. Golgotha gets to the ring, climbs on the turnbuckle and raises his arms to the Heavens.
James: Introducing, from Skull Canyon, Arizona, weighing 224lbs, "The Hardcore Christian" Golgotha.
"Psycho" by System of a Down hits. Crows are flying around and resting on an electric chair. Then Inmate's logo flashes as he walks through the entrance way wearing his new Jailbird t-shirt with European title flung over his shoulder.
James: Introducing from Amityville, Maine, weighing 279lbs, the PWF European Champion, Inmate 61969
Report: The two men circle each other, Profit is on the outside of the ring urging Golgotha on. The two tie up, immediately Inmate goes on the offensive and pushes Golgotha into the corner. He then begins to unload on him with heavy right hands. Inmate then whips Golgotha to the opposite corner and follows in with a clothesline. Golgotha staggers out allowing Inmate to deliver a big Vertical Suplex. Inmate floats over for an early cover. 1 . Golgotha kicks out. Inmate mounts him and begins to pound him with right hands. Finally Golgotha pushes Inmate off him and then rolls out of the ring to catch his breath. Referee Chris Regan steps in the way of Inmate to stop him going after Golgotha. This infuriates Inmate, who grabs the referee by the collar and throws him towards the corner of the ring. Inmate then slides out of the ring after Golgotha, who gets out of the way and moves quickly around the outside of the ring. Profit steps aside and backs off from Inmate, who gives him and evil stare. Inmate then hurries after Golgotha, who then slides into the ring, Inmate slides in after him, but Golgotha catches him on the way in and begins to stomp him in the back and head. Golgotha then pulls Inmate up and sends him to the ropes, only for Inmate to reverse. Inmate goes for a big Power Clothesline, but Golgotha ducks it and hooks the head of Inmate as he passes and delivers a Hangman's Neckbreaker. Golgotha then hooks the leg for the cover. ..1 ..2 .. Inmate kicks out. Golgotha shoots a glance at Profit, who appears to say "Fear not, for god is on our side, we will make this man pay for his sins."
Stanyer: If we listened to Profit, he'd tell us that Golgotha is destined to win every match. Doesn't always turn out that way.
Dawg: Of course it does. Not only that, but Golgotha is also a giving man, look how kind he was at Battle of Britain. He made sure his friend Law Hiyabusa got the Lightweight Title.
Stanyer: I watched that match, and it didn't look like Golgotha wanted to lose that title at all, in fact he seemed desperate to retain it, not let Law win.
Dawg: You just haven't seen the light yet.
Stanyer: Well, I have always been a supporter of Golgotha, and that hasn't changed, but some of the things he has been saying and doing recently are a little strange.
Dawg: I just can't work out why he wants to help Theros?
Stanyer: That's a tortured soul for you, I think even the lord himself might have trouble curing Theros.
Dawg: Looks like Profit wants to bring the Hardcore element into this match pretty early on.
Profit has placed a chair at the edge of the ring and gets Golgotha's attention. He walks over and picks it up as Inmate is slowly getting to his feet. Golgotha then drives the chair into the gut of Inmate and then follows it up with a Hard Shot to the back. Inmate stays on his feet and walks around holding his back, Golgotha drops the chair on the mat and then kicks Inmate hard in the gut before delivering a quick DDT onto the steel chair. Golgotha then shouts something to Profit, who immediately looks under the ring and then pulls out a Steel Baseball Bat and slides it in to Golgotha. The Hardcore Christian picks up the steel chair and then places it on top of Inmate. Golgotha then picks up the Baseball Bat and walks around with it held above his head before he smashes it into the steel chair and of course into Inmate, who rolls around holding his gut. Golgotha then pulls Inmate until his shoulders are down and hooks the leg for a cover. .1 .2 .. Inmate kicks out. Golgotha holds his head up in disbelief. Again he looks towards Profit, who responds with "No, it is not time yet, this man still has sins that he must pay for." Golgotha nods his head and pulls Inmate up to his feet, he then whips him to the ropes and then locks in the Abdominal Stretch. Golgotha stretches Inmate while Profit urges Golgotha to punish Inmate. Golgotha then hooks his arm under Inmate and then scoops him up and hits the Sinner's Slam (Pump Handle Slam Variation). Golgotha then hooks the leg for another cover. ..1 .2 .. Inmate gets his shoulder up. Once again Golgotha cannot believe it and looks towards Profit, who responds with. "Remember, this man committed the ultimate sin, god has decreed that he must suffer, you know what you must do. Golgotha nods and then delivers a couple of quick right hands to Inmate before he rolls out of the ring. Golgotha reaches under the ring and pulls out a Table, to a loud pop from the crowd.
Dawg: I guess Inmate must have committed a lot of sins as it seems that god won't let Golgotha win this match until he has paid for all of his sins.
Stanyer: Well if that's true, then we will be here all night, because Inmate can commit a sin every second. As for Blasphemy, Inmate could do that for a living.
Dawg: Time is inconsequential, as long as Inmate pays for his sins.
Stanyer: Well, we do have a show to run here, this can't go on all night.
Dawg: God's work cannot be rushed. If it takes all night, then so be it.
Stanyer: Sheesh, your starting to sound like Profit now .
Golgotha slides the table into the ring and then climbs in and begins to set the table up. Golgotha then pulls Inmate up to his feet. He sets him up for a Powerbomb, but he doesn't put him through the table, instead he drives him into the canvas, but he has a strong grip on Inmate and shows his impressive strength by picking Inmate back up for a 2nd powerbomb. Then even more amazingly, he picks Inmate up and turns to put him through the table, when Inmate hooks the head of Golgotha and spins out and drives Golgotha's head into the mat with a swinging DDT. Both men stay down for a moment. Slowly both men get to their feet and then Golgotha goes for a right hand, but Inmate blocks it and then explodes on Golgotha with right hands, backing him into the ropes. Inmate then aggressively clotheslines Golgotha over the top rope. Inmate follows Golgotha to the outside and slams his head into the guard rail, and immediately follows it up with a couple of hard right hands, and then drives his head into the ring post. Inmate gives Golgotha the middle finger before he slams his head into the post again. Inmate then whips Golgotha hard into the steel steps, he takes it shoulder first and knocks the top half of the steps clean off. Inmate pulls Golgotha up and rolls him back into the ring Inmate then grabs a Steel Chair and gets back into the ring. Golgotha is slowly getting to his feet. Inmate stands above him and stares at him angrily. Inmate then does a cocky version of the "Last Rites" with his free hand before he delivers a violent chair shot to the head of Golgotha. Inmate then drops down for the cover, but Profit is distracting the referee by trying to get into the ring. Inmate goes after Profit, but he drops back to the floor, Inmate then turns his attention to the referee and tells him about his cover. Profit quickly picks up his trademark Golden Bible and slides it into the ring. Suddenly, Theros gets into the ring and grabs the Golden Bible just as Golgotha was about to grab it. Theros then clutches it to closely to his chest. Golgotha gets up and he is talking to Theros trying to get him to give him the Bible. Golgotha tries to grab the bible from Theros, but he jumps backwards and then falls through the ropes. Inmate is standing behind Golgotha and taps him on the shoulder, Golgotha spins around and Inmate snaps him up in the air and then drives him through the table with a Spinebuster. Inmate quickly covers. .1 ..2 3!!! Inmate retains the European Title.
Dawg: Where the hell did Theros come from? He wasn't there before?
Stanyer: I guess he must have walked down to ringside, to be honest, I never saw him arrive either, I was too busy concentrating on the match.
Dawg: What the hell does he think he is doing? He just cost Golgotha the match!!
Stanyer: It's Theros, when has he ever had a clue what he is doing?
Profit is helping Golgotha up while Theros wanders around clutching the Golden Bible. The two then go over to Theros and try to convince him to give them back the bible, but to no avail. Surprisingly Golgotha holds Profit back from hitting Theros and tells him to just go backstage. As Golgotha and Profit walk up the ramp, Theros stumbles behind them.
Stanyer: Theros is one messed up individual.
The Gods of War are sitting in their locker room. Kull has his chair in hand and Alexander has his lead pipe. Both men are talking, apparently oblivious to the camera.
Kull: luck!
Alexander: pure dumb luck!
Kull punches his chair
Kull: Man that pisses me off. How in the hell did we lose to Brutal Force?
Alexander: It was a fluke, plain and simple.
Kull: Fluke or luck makes no difference I'm pissed.
Alexander pause for a minute.
Alexander: We have a match with the Playaz Club tonight, so take it out on them.
Kull: Yes they will get to meet my chair.
the Camera man slowly slides back out of the room undetected
Stanyer: Sound to me like the Gods of War have a plan for later tonight, and it don't look pretty for the Tag Champs.
Dawg: I just can't believe it was signed as a none title match, totally ridiculous.
Stanyer: Wait, I hear MVD is finally about to see Gambino, this should be VERY interesting.
MVD has made his way to the commissioner's office, still with the mysterious briefcase in hand... Upon arriving at the office, MVD knocks on door, but gets no reply........... he then notices the door unlocked and enters cautiously..........
MVD:- Antonio?????????? Are you here????
MVD continues snooping around, making sure nobody is within the office. As soon as he is certain the room is clean he dashes back to the door and is about to lock the door shut as a member of the PWF ring crew appears....
Ring Crew:- Can I help you Mr Van Dam?
MVD:- Where is Commissioner Gambino?
Ring Crew:-Didn't you know, he's been granted compassionate leave.......... he's going to be gone for a while.
MVD:-Thank you my good man........ I'm sure you'll be in line for a promotion .............. someday!
With that MVD locks himself in the commissioner's office and slams his briefcase onto the commissioner's desk. He pops it open and it's surprisingly empty. MVD takes a look around the room and the camera follows his actions. The camera tracks around the office........ looking at the desk, a leather chair, but they stops at a filing cabinet in the corner of the office.
MVD heads straight towards the cabinet rubbing his hands together gleefully.
MVD:- OK lets see what we have here...... Personal Records......... NAH!.......... Financial Records........ NAH!............ Staff Contracts!........... BINGO!
MVD pulls open the staff contracts and is searching frantically for something......... it would appear he knows what he is looking for. After a few seconds he pulls out a large document and smiles. After taking a quick glance at the content of the document MVD laughs out loud and inserts the doucment into his briefcase and without any delay scampers out of the commissioner's office with briefcase in hand....
The scene then cuts to commercial
Snap your fingers, Snap Your Neck by Grinspoon hits the PWF soundsystem to a chorus of loud boos from the fans, and Matt Van Dam appears on the run way, with the mysterious briefcase in hand as he makes his way down the aisle. He enters the ring via the steps and signals the announcers table for a microphone with is thrown into the ring without haste and MVD begins to speak....
MVD:-Oh how nice it is to be out here in front of all you trailer park trash, disgusting pieces of garbage!
Boos around the arena become even more hostile and even a few drinks are seen hitting the canvas in an attempt to silence MVD
MVD:- Now I know damn well your only doing this because you cannot take the truth.......... but its ok!.............. not everyone can be.........like M..V..D! (2 thumb pose)
Crowd somewhat reluctantly participate with MVD's 2 thumb pose
MVD:- Now to more important matters........ as you all know, not everything went to plan at the Battle Of Britain......... dispite Matt Van Dam giving his countryman a 5 Star performance against Power G........ things went a little wrong for our pal..........Antonio Gambino.
Again the crowd reacts hostily to the mention of Gambino and a Sellout chant rips through the arena crowd
MVD:- Well tonight, I had planned to make things up to my gWo brother, and make right what I did wrong at BoB. Turns out that Mr Gambino is perhaps a little pissed off at what happened, and we won't be seeing him for some time in fact
The reaction is one of bemusement as they struggle to understand what MVD is saying
Stanyer:- What the hell does he mean we won't be seeing him for sometime........ whats happened to Gambino?
Dawg:-If you be quiet and MVD finish we may out........jeez!
MVD:-Don't look so confused, as I will have you know this is much of a great happenstance than any of you pity minded hillbillies could comprehend!
In my briefcase I have a contract......... as signed by Gambino upon the birth of his commissionership. Not only does this state that if Gambino is absent for anytime period of time a replacement will be instated for the duration of his absense............. it states that the person will be none other than everyone's favourite wrestler Matt..Van..Dam ( 2 thumb pose)
Stanyer:- Good god, thats absolutely mindboggling, MVD is our new commissioner, this cannot be happening!
MVD:-That's right sports fans, say hello to Commissioner Van Dam (2 thumb pose). Not only do I now take total control on all internal affairs regarding the wrestling side of the company, I also responsible for booking matches................ and as my first act as PWF commissioner I will book the main event for the HOUSE OF PAIN Pay Per View!
It will be none other than everyone's favourite wrestler ............... Matt..Van..Dam (2 thumb pose) vs PWF World Champion Bloodbath................. or who ever maybe Champion at that point............. and by the way............ he may find it hard to survive the Van Dam era!
Stanyer:- Thats not right............ how the hell can he justify booking that match damn it!
Dawg:- He can do whatever he wants.......... he's Matt Van Dam!
MVD:- Oh and one final thing.......... tonight we will celebrate my commissionership the only way the gWo can............. it'll be none other than MVD and the Jason Hunt Experiment vs Superstar Davey K in a handicap match.................... good luck Superstar......... your gonna need it!
MVD's music hits again as he tosses the mic back to the announcers table and makes his way back up the rampway with the briefcase in hand
Stanyer: This has to be the worst night in PWF History, worse even that The End of the World.
Dawg: Rubbish, this is the GREATEST night in PWF History.
Masta P and Q-Zee are walking down the corridor, when Ted Teddison comes running up behind them
Tedison: Masta P, Q-Zee wait up!
The Playaz club turn around and Ted Teddison, is standing breathless and obviously worn out
Masta P: Jeesus Ted dont you interviewers have a gym that you can go to?
Tedison: Sorry Masta P, im not as active as I used to be!
Masta P: That must be why your wife is playing away from home.
Q-Zee: Damn rite!
Tedison: I cant be doing with all this, I just want to ask a few questions.
Q-Zee: Well, go ahead!
Tedison: Why are the titles not on the line tonight?
Masta P: When the Gods of War do something that makes them worthy of a title shot then maybe we will consider putting our bling on the line. Last nite, we defeated the Russians, while the Gods of War were busy losing to Team Brutal Force! Its not quite the criteria we would expect for potential Tag Champs to possess.
Q-Zee: P, we aint got time for this, we need to get our asses to the ring, aaiiit!
Masta P: Cool, laters Ted!
Tedison: Erm, cheers fellas, see ya round!
Stanyer: I just can't believe it, MVD is the PWF Commissioner, I never thought I'd say this, but bring back Gambino, and fast.
Dawg: He can stay away, forever if you ask me, MVD is going to show everyone here who is boss. You'll see.
Stanyer: I'm glad we have a match now, because I am tired of listening to you.
The arena darkens as the gong to signify the start "Wherever I may Roam" By Metallica is heard. The opening to the music plays through, then as the powerful drum beat kicks in, Fire Explodes from the stage. Through the fire walks Alexander and Kull. They look to the crowd and the crowd jeers them. They March to the ring and Kull climbs the turnbuckle and raises his sword.
James: Introducing at a combined weight of 513lbs, Alexander and Kull, The Gods of War Crowd boos
The ultra-tron shows with the words "Playaz Club: ETA" and the underneath it has a digital clock which counts down. When it his zero, then clock spins around and spirals out leaving a black screen. Suddenly "One more Road" by DMX hits and then pyro's shoot up on either side of the stage as Masta P and Q-Zee walk out of the entrance. Masta P has a large gold chain around his neck which a large jewel encrusted into the front of the chain, Q-Zee also has a gold chain, but it is much smaller and close to his neck. They both walk cockily towards the ring. As they get closer to the ring, Q-Zee runs and slides under the ropes while Masta P takes his time and walks up the steps. Q-Zee climbs the ropes and raises his arm to the crowd. Masta P then goes to the front of the ring and raises one arm to the crowd, receiving a big cheer.
James: Introducing at a combined weight of 514lbs, Q-Zee and The Original Bad Boy, Masta P, THE PLAYAZ CLUB!!! Crowd cheers
Report: Alexander starts the match out against Q-Zee. The two tie up and then Alexander quickly takes Q-Zee into a headlock. Q-Zee pushes Alexander into the ropes and then pushes him away. Q-Zee then takes Alexander over with a Hiptoss. Alexander gets to his feet and nails Q-Zee with a strong right hand. Q-Zee responds with a big right of his own and the two men begin to duke it out in a slugfest. Eventually Q-Zee wins the battle and delivers right hands pushing Alexander back into a corner before he climbs up to the 2nd turnbuckle and holds his fist in the air. He then begins to deliver right hands to Alexander as the crowd chant along with him up to 10. Q-Zee gets down and then hooks the head of Alexander and rakes his eyes across the top rope. He then tags in Masta P. The two switch places and Masta P floors Alexander with a powerful right hook. Alexander staggers up to his feet as Masta P comes off the ropes and goes for the Bling Bling (Big Boot), but Alexander ducks it and then runs off the ropes before knocking P down with a diving clothesline. Alexander then crawls over to his corner as Masta P gets to his feet, Alexander makes the tag to Kull. He comes charging into the ring and goes for Masta P as he is getting up, but P moves quickly and he sends Kull soaring into the air and then crashing back down stomach first, Flapjack style. Masta P then bends down and pulls Kull up to his feet, he then lifts him high into the air military press style, he then drops Kull on his stomach for a 2nd time. Masta P pulls Kull up and then goes over and tags Q-Zee, who starts to climb the top rope. Masta P lifts Kull up onto his shoulder, Doomsday Device style. Q-Zee then dives off and catches Kull with a High Spinning Wheel Kick. As Kull is down Q-Zee quickly goes for the cover while P leaves the ring. 1 ..2 .. Alexander breaks up the count.
Stanyer: This match was nearly over in record time, if it wasn't for Alexander, Kull would have been counted down.
Dawg: But he wasn't, that's called good teamwork, something you wouldn't know about.
Stanyer: What's that supposed to mean?
Dawg: You always disagree with me, so we don't make a good team.
Stanyer: Well I don't agree with you, because frankly, you're an idiot.
Q-Zee pulls Kull up and sends him to the ropes, where he hits the Black Wind Driver (Sidewalk Slam), he then hooks the leg. 1 2 Kull kicks out. Q-Zee then pulls Kull up and takes him over to the corner where he sits him on the top turnbuckle. But as he is about to climb up, Kull rakes the eyes, Q-Zee turns a full 360 trying to get his vision back, and this lets Kull hooks the head of Q-Zee and deliver the World Conqueror (Tornado DDT). Kull then crawls over to his corner and tags in Alexander. He comes in and begins to stomp down Q-Zee. He then pulls him up and hits a back drop. Alexander comes off the ropes and then delivers a Knee Drop before hooking the leg of Q-Zee. 1 .2 Masta P comes in and breaks up the count. As he heads back to his corner, Alexander runs and clotheslines him from behind. This infuriates P who goes for Alexander, but Referee Morgan Black intercepts him and stops him, immediately Kull gets in the ring and he and Alexander begin to stomp down Q-Zee. The referee turns around and admonishes both men, but they ignore him and pull Q-Zee up. They send him to the ropes and then lift him up Flapjack style and then drop him gut first on the top rope. Alexander leaves the ring with a smile on his face.
Stanyer: Come on, the referee can't allow both of the Gods of War to be in the ring at the same time.
Dawg: I don't think he wanted them in at the same time, they just didn't give him a choice.
Kull pulls Q-Zee to his feet and then hits a Terra Kick, Q-Zee staggers back into the ropes, Kull then whips him off and then plants him with an awesome Tilt a Whirl Backbreaker. Kull then tags in Alexander who comes in and deliver a quick running elbow drop and then makes the cover. .1 ..2 . Masta P breaks up the count. Alexander pulls Q-Zee up and then goes behind and smashes him into the canvas with the Emporer's Hammer (Cannonball Buster). Alexander doesn't cover, but instead pulls him towards the corner and tags in Kull, who climbs to the top rope. Kull sails off with a Pheonix Splash, but Q-Zee rolls out of the way and Kull finds nothing but canvas. Masta P gets a Q-Z crowd chant going as he crawls over towards Masta P. But Kull manages to get the tag in to Alexander long before Q-Zee gets to his corner. Alexander comes in and grabs the leg of Q-Zee. He pulls himself to his feet and then floors Alexander with an awesome Enziguri. Q-Zee then pulls himself half way to his feet and then dives to make the tag to Masta P, which gets a massive cheer from the crowd. Masta P comes charging in and floors Alexander with a clothesline. Kull goes for Masta P but gets a stiff uppercut for his troubles. Alexander gets to his feet and Masta P charges and floors him with the Bling, Bling. He covers. 1 ..2 .. Kull dives to break up the count. Kull punches Masta P as he gets to his feet. Suddenly Masta P ducks down and sailing over him goes Q-Zee who takes Kull down with a Cross Body Block. Masta P pulls Alexander up and powers him into the corner. He then begins to pound him with hard right hands. Masta P then backs off as Alexander staggers up to his feet. Masta P then charges in and Spears Alexander off his feet. Masta P hooks the leg. .1 2 . Alexander just kicks out. Masta P signals for the finish, he pulls Alexander up and delivers a boot to the gut and then he delivers the awesome Masta Bomb (Jacknife Powerbomb). Masta P covers, but The Russians came running down to ringside as he was delivering his trademark finisher. Wowbowski is distracting the referee, Masta P goes over and tries to get the referee's attention, but to no avail. He turns back towards Alexander, but Cossak is there, and he quickly hits the Soviet Stinger (Downward Spiral) on Masta P. Cossak slides out of the ring, and Wowbowski leaves the referee, Alexander rolls over and sees Masta P out, he quickly makes the cover. .1 ..2 .3!!! The Gods of War pick up the win over the Tag champions.
Stanyer: Damn those Russians, they stole the win from the Playaz Club.
Dawg: What win? The Gods of War had it all under control, The Russians just wanted a piece of the Playaz Club, which is understandable really.
Stanyer: Yeah, in your eyes, Alexander would have kicked out of the Masta Bomb, in the rest of the world's eyes, he never had a hope in hell.
Hambone McEntyre and Loki appear on the screen, sitting on the sofa in Loki's locker room. Both men seem to be enthralled with what's on TV. Hambone is eating from various bags of snacks between the two, while Loki is just grinning mischieviously as usual, wearing a pair of 3-D glasses. Loki glances up, catching the PWF cameras in his locker room. He reaches into one of the bags and throws a handful of Cheetos in Hambone's face. Hambone makes a few startled noises before snapping to attention.
Loki: Time fer the interview Ham-dude.
Hambone: Oh y-yeah.
Hambone fumbles amidst the snack bags hunting for the mic. He knocks a couple of bags on the ground, shoving his hand between the cushions. After a few futile moments of searching, he gets up and removes his cushion, revealing the mic wedged between the back and the lining. He puts the cushion back in place and flops down next to Loki, nearly knocking him off the sofa. Loki franticly maintains his balance before settling back in his seat.
Hambone: N-n-now Loki-
Loki: Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait! I wanna address a li'l sum'n sum'n!
Loki stands and gestures to his waist.
Loki: Ya see this? I mean aside from my rippling abs of steel, do ya notice something? Dats right! You favorite God of Mischief is still goldless in this federation! This has gone on long enough and I plan on doin' somethin' about it!
Loki points at the camera before going to sit down. He stops half-way to point again and finally sits down.
Hambone: R-r-right. A-anyways, y-y-you are sch-sch-scheduled to f-face Au-Austin Cain tonight. A-any comment?
Loki: (thoughtfully) Hmm.... What does he call himself again?
Hambone: The S-supreme Ph-phenomenom.
Loki: Hmmm..... Ya know what I think?
Hambone: Wh-what?
Loki: Phenomenom!
Gremlin pops up from behind the sofa.
Gremlin: Doo doo doodoodoo! (disappears behind the sofa)
Loki: Phenomenom!
Gremlin: (pops up again) Doo doodoo doo! (disappears again)
Loki: Phenomenom!
Gremlin: Doo doo doodoodoo! Doodoodoo! Doo doo doo doo doodoo!
Loki and Gremlin look at each other.
Loki: and Gremlin: Phenomenom!
Gremlin comes out from behind the couch. He and Loki dance around the locker room singing the song before dancing right out the door, leaving a puzzled Hambone in their wake.
Hambone: I d-don't g-g-get it.
Stanyer: The antics of Loki never fail to bring a smile to your face, what the hell? The lights have gone out again?
Dawg: You know what this means.
Sure enough, Smoke envelops the entrance way as "Her Ghost in the Fog" hits the arena. The Pentagram of blood is on the screen once again, this time the Cult of Shadows logo fades in above it. Then out of the entrance walks Bloodbath, followed by King Volcano, then Grimm and Hanibal, who are carrying a groggy looking Homicide to the ring, behind them is a fifth man, whose head is bowed low so you cannot see his face. All the men are wearing long deep red robes, almost blood coloured. They all climb into the ring, the lights brighten, but not by much. Bloodbath takes a mic.
Bloodbath: "Solo, I promised you I would convince you to join by actions, here is just a sample of our power, this is your most hated enemy, Homicide. Look what we have done to him, all we ask is that to show your allegiance to us, you deliver the finishing blow."
Bloodbath waits as King Volcano softens up Homicide a little more with some nasty gut shots. Finally, "My Plague" by Slipknot hits the arena and Solo storms down to the ring and begins pacing back and forth. Bloodbath: "Now, release him, and the decision will be made."
Grimm and Hanibal release Homicide and he staggers forwards. Solo looks at Bloodbath for a moment and then at Homicide, he then kicks him in the gut and delivers Painful Memories (Stone Cold Stunner). Solo then flips Bloodbath off and rolls out of the ring. Despite this, Bloodbath smiles and begins to laugh and evil laugh. The rest of the group remain solemn as Solo storms up the ramp.
Stanyer: We will try and understand this mess after the break.
Stanyer: Well, none of us can figure out whether Solo has joined the Cult or not, it's a complete puzzle. He did as Bloodbath asked, and then flipped him off. So has he, or hasn't he? Either way, Homicide has been taken unconcious to a local medical facility, we hope to update you on his condition later.
Dawg: All this darkness stuff gives me the creeps, they could at least turn the lights on.
Stanyer: I don't like it much either, but we will have to put up with it, next is the match between Austin Cain and Loki.
Credit: Brendan Seeley
The house lights cut out and the words "THE SUPREME PHENOM" scroll across the titantron. A flood of powerful white light erupts from the entry way. A single silhouetted figure steps out of the light as the instrumental "Jesus Christ Superstar" begins playing over the sound system, growing louder as it appraoches the musical climax. The figure raises his arms above his head and, just as the music peaks, flips both of his middle fingers up to the crowd. Pyros simutaneously explode across the stage, the white light cuts, the house lights come back on, tinted orange, and the music changes radically to Run DMC's "Tougher than Leather" - "UNCONCEIVABLE, UNBELIEVABLE - GRAMMAR LIKE A HAMMER INFORMATION RECEIVABLE, SENT BY THE LORD, HERE AND ABROAD, WITH WORDS WELL ADORED - NOW THEY CAN'T BE IGNORED!" A grinning Austin Cain makes his way down the ramp with a white monagrammed towel over his shoulder, he walks with a swaggering strut as he jaws at the booing fans. Briefly, he stops to point out a random fan and mouth the word "loser" to the camera. When he reaches the ring apron he slides under the bottom rope to the center of the mat, and pops up on one knee, posing with his arms outstreched as if he were being showered with praise, instead of jeers. He rises and wipes the sweat off of his forehead and face with the towel, then throws it to the audience. He mounts the second turnbuckle, laughs and points down at the fans who are scrambling for the towel.
James: Introducing from Tampa Bay, Florida, weighing 248lbs, "The Supreme Phenom" Austin Cain!!
BOOM BOOM! "Oh! Rock me Amadeus!". "Mope" by The Bloodhound Gang thumps over the house system and the fans begin cheering. While the track loops, Loki slinks out onto the stage with a broad mischievious grin across his features. Loki stops in the center of the stage to take in the fan reaction. As the track loops for the last time, Loki points with both hands to the right of the stage, to the left, and then straight toward the ring. Just as the lyrics start, Loki breaks into a goofy gyrating dance, getting a louder pop from the crowd. Loki stops, laughs, and head toward the ring.
James: Introducing from Asbury Park, New Jersey, weighing 225lbs, "The God of Mischief". Loki
Report: Report: The two tie up, they battle to try and overpower each other. Neither succeeds. They go to tie up again, but Cain gets in a knee to the gut and then a big right to the face. He sends Loki to the ropes and then knocks him down with a Reverse Elbow. Loki gets up checking his nose. Cain knees him in the gut and then nails him with a right hand. He then hooks him up and delivers a Vertical Suplex. He floats over into the cover. ...................1 ........ Loki kicks out quite easily. He gets to his feet and blocks Cain's right hand and nails one of his own. He then backs it up with a series of right hands that push Cain back into the ropes. Loki then whips him to the opposite ropes and goes for a running clothesline, but Cain ducks underneath, Loki comes off the ropes and flies through the air taking Cain down with a picture perfect Flying Clothesline. Cain gets to his feet and promptly gets nailed with a straight right hand, stunning him and sending him staggering backwards into the corner. Loki follows in with a couple of boots to the gut and then climbs up onto the turnbuckle and starts to deliver right hands as the crowd chant along ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ..5 ..6 ...7 ..8 ..9 ...10!! Loki drops down and takes a few steps back, Cain staggers towards him and walks into an Inverted Atomic Drop. As Cain bends over, Loki hooks the head and snaps him down with a Double Arm DDT. He covers. ..................1 ....................2 ...................... Cain kicks out. He pulls himself up, still holding his vital parts. Loki nails him with a Spinning Uppercut and then sends him into the ropes. As he comes off he hits a perfect Samoan Drop and then hooks the leg. .....................1 ......................2 ....................... Cain kicks out.
Stanyer: If Loki can keep this up, it will be 3 straight defeats for Austin Cain.
Dawg: Mostly thanks to Tate Bell I might add.
Loki pulls up Cain and goes for a Back Drop, but Cain flips out and lands behind him. Loki then reverses the waistlock into one of his own, only for Cain to counter with a Mule Kick. As Loki checks his family jewels, Cain moves in for the attack. He delivers a few nasty kicks to the face and then pulls Loki up. He slams his face into the turnbuckle and then nails him with some clubbing forearms to the jaw. He whips Loki to the opposite turnbuckle so hard that he bounces off and Cain nails him with a viscous Fury Punch to the face. Loki gets up holding his nose, some blood is seeping from it. Cain kicks him aggressively in the stomach and then powers him up and hits a Gutwrench Powerbomb. He covers. ....................1 ...................2 .................... Loki kicks out. Cain drops a hard elbow drop and then comes off the ropes and delivers a quick Leg Drop before covering again. ...................1 .....................2 ....................... Loki kicks out again. Cain pulls him up and nails a hard European uppercut. He then sends him into the ropes before delivering a Spinebuster. He then climbs to the 2nd turnbuckle and dives off with a Driving Elbow. He covers. ......................1 .....................2 ...................... Loki kicks out. Cain pulls Loki up and goes behind him and delivers a simple Back Drop, Loki immediately starts to get up and Cain scoops him up and plants him with a Sidewalk Slam, he hooks the leg. ....................1 ...................2 .................... Loki kicks out again.
Stanyer: Austin Cain using a few cheap tricks to get him back into this match..now he's capitalizing
Dawg: Cheap? I saw nothing cheap!
Cain lifts up Loki and sends him off the ropes, Cain ducks his head and when Loki comes back hits turns and hits the Last Laugh. Both men stay down for a bit but Loki manages to roll onto Cain .1 ..2 .Cain kicks out. Loki rolls to his feet in some amazement and walks over to Cain moving the ref aside, as the ref turns Cain hits a Low Blow on Loki and then the Phenomenon. Cain covers him .1 ..2 .3!!!!
Stanyer: You see that one!? That was clear as the sky!
Dawg: It was cloudy today
Ted Tedison is backstage with Jason Hunt, after hearing MVD's major announcement.
Tedison: Hunt, Matt Van Dam is now the commissioner and he has booked you and himself in a handicap match against Davey K.
Hunt: You see, at Battle of Britian Gambino dropped the ball, Gambino ruined his chances of ever being champion again. He whines and bitches about how MVD cost him the title, but at least MVD was down there for him. Where was Gambino when I needed help? Where was he when any of us needed help? Nowhere. Now that he has run off somewhere, to nurse his wounds, think about how he has @#%$ up, Matt Van Dam is in charge. Matt Van Dam is the new commish, and it's about time. A commish that will be completely fair and biast. A commish that cares about his team mates and will help them in their time of need.
Tedison: Fair? Biast? He already booked a handicap match, how can that be fair?!?!?
Hunt: At Battle of Britain, Davey K beat me. But he didn't do it alone, by a mere fluke and the help of his friends he got the 1-2-3 on Jason Hunt. Well Davey you like bringing friends into matches? You like having unfair advantages, tonight it's an unfair advantage...for us. I'm gonna bring one of my friends and just show you a little sample of what it's like to screw with the gWo and more importantly Jason Hunt.
Tedison: None the less Davey K still won....
Hunt: Yes, yes he did. Congratulations to you Davey K...for being a bonifed @#%$ for taking such a cheap win. Congratulations on being so insecure about your own abilities and having to have your friends come down and help you, and more importantly congratulations on breaking my 3 win streak, and my pay-per-view undefeatedness. What are we now Davey? 3 and 1 in my favor, odds are still stacked against you. We are far from down Davey, things have only begun. Next time I wont have someone @#%$ me over and changing the rules of the match, next time I will show you what it's like to mess with Jason Hunt. Next time will be the last time for you Davey K.
Tedison: How can you honestly go into this match knowing it's so unfair?
Hunt: Frankly Ted, I don't give a damn. Davey K should learn the reprocautions of his actions. Like it says for every action there is a reaction and a gWo reaction is quite the @#%$ thing. Tonight is all about business and payback, we are going to go in there beat the crap out of Davey K then leave. Then repeat the process every night for as long as I feel it's necessary. So Davey K, my advice to you is strap yourself in and prepare for a ride you'll never forget.
Hunt storms off as Tedison is left alone....
Davey K is sat backstage in his locker room watching the Jason Hunt footage
Davey K: This is complete bullshit.....
Davey K stands up and paces the room, he picks up a water bottle and then throws it against the wall
Davey K: Damn it, im sick of taking this @#%$!
Davey walks out of the locker room slamming the door behind him, obviously making his way to the ring
Stanyer: Sounds to me like the Superstar is heading our way.
Dawg: I guess he couldn't take Jason Hunt's kind words.
Stanyer: I don't think he can stand the fact that MVD is our commissioner, and he's not alone.
Davey K's music hits and a massive pop goes up from the crowd as Davey marches down the ramp, he then slides into the ring and gestures to be handed a microphone
Davey K: Ok, so what the hell has just been decided here tonight? It looks like everybodys favourite gimp has got himself a bit of power....commishioner MVD.
Boos ring out from the stadium
Davey K: Yeah, he aint the most popular man in the world is he? Me on the other hand.....
The crowd gives a massive cheer and a "Davey K" chant begins to rise up
Davey K: Thank you, your too kind to the superstar. But anyway, back to more pressing matters. So let me get all of this straight, "Gamby" or as he is known to the rest of the PWF as "@#%$" has taken a break. I cant blame him, it must be really tough having Jason Hunt's head rammed up his ass 24/7! Painful, hmm must be. So while the "@#%$" is out of town, we have "@#%$ junior" in charge MVD. Well, this should be just great, I mean look what he has already done, booked himself for a match against Bloodbath for the title! Selfless isnt the word to describe you Matt, your a true inspiration to us all! But directly Matt, that doesnt affect me, I know we have had our run ins in the past...which I have won. But with your decision to book yourself into that title match, it angered me, but it didnt affect me. Then you decided to really get in my face and into my business! You decided to book a match for Havoc, where I have to face the biggest pair of losers that the gWo has to offer MVD and Jason "Yes, I am still talking" Hunt.
Davey K paces the ring
Davey K: You see MVD, I think you have had a problem with the superstar for way too long, the minute I arrived in the PWF, after I had been given my welcome mint, my free cup of coffee I started to meet the other wrestlers. Now there was a certain group of wrestlers that I just didnt want to meet. The gWo. Now for all of you in the audience, you watch the shows and buy the merchandise, but its tough for you to realise just what us guys are like. I can assure you that the Playaz Club are amazing people, but thats taking me away from the point. The gWo, basically they are a group of fellas that have their own little part of the backstage area where they swop porn, tell MVD how he isnt a rip off, and try and trade the lunches that there moms have made them. So when I got here I declined the offer to meet them. Ever since then, me and the gWo havent been overly keen on each other. And when I was the European champion, MVD decided he would like to get himself some gold, and thought it would be a good idea to try and take mine. Which he failed after I superstar slammed his face into a cane. Ouch, must have hurt. Then aling came Jason Hunt, another chump from the gWo, thinking that picking on a superstar would be a fun idea, once again, come the PPV Davey K emerges victorious! But you see, the gWo cant handle defeat, Im surprised as they surely have to be getting used to it by now. So tonight Im in a handicap match, well MVD did you expect me to be afraid? Sorry to dissapoint you but I feel pretty ready to take you both on. Hunt, seems desperate to avenge his defeat, he can moan all he wants about me fluking the victory, but it was my hand raised in victory at the Battle of Britain, not yours Hunt! So tonight ladies and gentleman you are going to see how the superstar can not only beat one man.....but two!
Davey drops the mic and goes to leave the ring
Stanyer: Welcome back folks, we go straight into our grudge match between Hanibal and Heelmaster.
Credit: Sandstorm & Pelican
Pollution by Limp Bizkit surges through the arena PA and the fans burst into cheers. Hanibal steps through the curtains rubbing his goatee. He raises his arms to his sides for a second, smirks and continues down the ramp. He arrogantly walks up the steps and onto the apron. He gives one last look at the crowd before flinging himself over the top rope.
James: Introducing, from Peterborough, Ontario, Canada, weighing 226lbs, Hanibal
"Roots, Bloody Roots" by Sepultra hits as the lights go black. Blue strobes light the building up for brief instants at a time. The Heelmaster, Kevin Shane, walks onto the ramp and flips the entire crowd off. He makes several lewd gestures to make the fans boo him even more. He then walks down to the ring, laughing to himself and bad mouthing several fans. He steps into the ring and motions for everyone to kiss his ass.
James: Introducing from Pitsburgh, Pennysylvania, weighing 257lbs, The Heelmaster.
Report: The match starts off with Heelmaster on the offensive as he charges at Hanibal with a spear early on. He picks him up and wraps Hanibal's arm around the top rope, and begins to kick furiously at it. Hanibal screams in pain as the ref finally tells Heelmaster to break the illegal hold. Heelmaster starts to argue with the ref as Hanibal turns him around with a quick School Boy pin. The ref counts, 1 .2 . Kick out. Hanibal picks up the stunned Heelmaster and drops him with a quick snap suplex. He holds on to the suplex and lands another quick snap suplex. He stays in the hold and shows his strength by lifting Heelmaster over his head in a suplex position, holding him there for a few seconds, and comes crashing down with a Brainbuster. The crowd cheers in support for the excellent move by Hanibal. Hanibal heads up to the top rope, and jumps off with a Phoenix Splash, but Heelmaster moves at the last second, causing Hanibal to slam hard stomach first into the mat. Heelmaster capitalizes and locks in the Code Red (Cross Armbreaker). Hanibal winces in pain as Heelmaster refuses to let go. Slowly Hanibal crawls over to the ropes and grabs the bottom rope forcing Heelmaster to break the hold. Heelmaster gets to his feet and pulls Hanibal up with him. He then holds his arm and begins to deliver powerful shoulder thrusts. Finally he twists Hanibal's arm into a hammerlock and then delivers a hammerlock back drop.
Stanyer: Familiar theme here, Heelmaster attacking someone's arm.
Dawg: You'd think someone would devise a plan to stop it, I mean it's not as if he hides his plan for each match.
Stanyer: How do you stop it? His plan is to break the arm of every wrestler he steps into the ring with, if he gets in a move, he'll go for the arm, there is little you can do.
Heelmaster then holds Hanibal's arm down as he throws himself up in the air and drives his knee into his arm. Heelmaster does this a few times and then he pulls Hanibal up to his feet and then throws him through the ropes, sending his already injured shoulder smack into the steel ring post. Heelmaster drags him back out with an evil smile on his face. He then snaps him down to the mat with the Painkiller (Reverse Armbar) only for Hanibal to spectacuarly cartwheel out of the move. Heelmaster angrily gets to his feet, only to take a Superkick clean on the jaw. Hanibal goes for the cover. ..1 ..2 .. Heelmaster kicks out. Hanibal takes a moment to show off his muscles, even to the point of kissing them. He then pulls Heelmaster up to his feet and slaps him hard in the face, he then goes up to his face and gives him a mouthful of abuse, only for Heelmaster to spit in Hanibals face. Hanibal responds with a big right hand. He then sends Heelmaster to the ropes and floors Heelmaster with a Spinning Wheel Kick. He then pulls him up and promptly hits a Tiger Suplex with a high bridge. ..1 2 . Heelmaster just kicks out. Hanibal pulls Heelmaster up and goes for the Cobra Clutch Suplex, but Heelmaster blocks it and then elbows Hanibal out of the way. Heelmaster then ducks Hanibals right hand and hooks him from behind in a Sleeper Hold, but then delivers a Sleeper Drop. He then goes for a rare cover. .1 2 Hanibal kicks out.
Stanyer: Man, that's a first, Heelmaster going for a cover, he usually goes for the submission.
Dawg: First time for everything.
Stanyer: God forbid that he might win with a pinfall .
Heelmaster pulls Hanibal up to his feet and then plants him with a Single Arm DDT. Heelmaster then looks around before he climbs out of the ring. He walks over and picks up a Steel Chair. He gets back in the ring and goes over to Hanibal, he places the injured arm of Hanibal inside the fold of the steel chair. Heelmaster then takes two steps back and then goes for a stomp on the chair, but the referee pulls it away. Heelmaster stops and stares at Carlton Rock. He goes and tries to take back the chair, but Carlton Rock is persistent and pulls so hard that he falls backwards out of the ring, banging his head on the floor. Heelmaster turns back towards Hanibal and pulls him up to his feet, he then lifts him up and dumps him on the top turnbuckle. He is about to deliver the Jumping Armbar Takedown when King Volcano walks out of the entrance, Heelmaster notices him and challenges him to come down for a fight. Heelmaster slides out of the ring and charges towards King Volcano, who also charges at Heelmaster, but King Volcano makes Heely look like a dwarf and a violent clothesline sends Heelmaster crashing into the stage. King Volcano then shows his awesome power and lifts Heelmaster up before slamming him down onto the steel. King Volcano pulls Heelmaster up and then military presses him in the air, he then shows his awesome ability by walking him to the ring and then tossing him over the top rope into the ring. Heelmaster rolls into position, Hanibal is on the top rope and flies off with the Hanibal Effect (Swanton Bomb). Carlton Rock is just climbing back into the ring. Hanibal makes the cover. The ref scrambles over to make the count. . .1 ..2 .3!!! Hanibal claims the win!!.
Stanyer: Hanibal picks up a big singles win over the Extreme Champion.
Dawg: No thanks to King Volcano, I was just starting to like him as well.
Stanyer: Welcome back folks, we are about to witness the most disgraceful match ever booked on PWF Television, this is NOT how we wanted to kick off the new era of the PWF.
Dawg: That's just your opinion, your not the majority.
Stanyer: And you are?
Dawg: Damn right I am.
"Snap your Fingers, Snap your neck" by Prong plays as MVD walks down the aisle, cluching Jennifer Van Dam by the waist, he lets her go, and poses, flexing his arms towards his head (RVD style). The Ultra-Tron bears the gWo logo and then shows clips of MVD striking opponents out with his Kendo Stick and finishing them the 5 star frog splash.
James: Introducing, from Battlecreek, England, weighing 236lbs, "The Real F'n Show" Matt Van Dam. The crowd boos loudly
The lights are turned off and red laser lights flash through out the arena and then pyro goes off on the stage and People=Shit hits and out walks Jason Hunt with a confident strut. Jason raises his hands in the air and then he walks down to the ring and when he gets in the ring he flexes his muscles then climbs up to the ropes and raises his arms and hands again.
James: Introducing from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing 220lbs, Jason Hunt.
Before "You can't get the best of me" by Cypress Hill begins, everywhere goes dark, and then purple and blue lights flicker and then go all around, then focus on the entrance where Davey K is about to enter. The minute it focuses on the entrance, the music begins.
The Video is of Superstar Davey K, dancing with many attractive women on a beach and then in his variety of cars eg BMW etc. The camera zooms into the numberplate which reads "SUPERSTAR 1". Davey K can be seen driving the car with his customary expensive jewellery and designer silk shirts. The camera then focuses on Davey K standing next to his car as many bikini wearing women wash it, and Davey stands looking on with an American Football Shirt, with his name on the back that reads "Davey K - no.69". The Video goes on to show Davey in various expensive clubs.
Superstar Davey K walks down the aisle very confidentally with a smug look on his face. He will come down dressed and have his wrestling gear underneath. His dress is either American Football Jerseys, baggy trousers and trainers if he is to wrestle. If he is out to cut a promo then he will be dressed smartly, wearing an open slik shirt, revealing jewellery. Davey K will stop every so often to look at a member of the crowd and show them the rings on his finger. All the time he will be nodding his head to the music on the speakers. When he gets to the ring he will walk up the steps, and enter the ring by going through the middle ropes. He immediatley goes to the turnbuckle and stands with his arms stretched open, nodding to the music, pointing at his chest and mouthing "Who's the superstar Baby?", "Yeah, show me the money!".
James: And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California, weighing 266lbs, "Superstar" Davey K Crowd gives a massive cheer
Report: As Davey K climbs down from the turnbuckle, MVD and Hunt jump him and stomp him down. MVD pulls Davey up and sends him to the ropes, Hunt then floors him with a Standing Heel Kick. Hunt takes his time and mounts Davey K to pound his face with right hands. MVD tells Hunt to back off and let Davey K stand up. MVD then slaps him hard in the face. Suddenly Davey K springs to life and floors MVD with a surprise right hand. He then begins to lay into Hunt and then sends him to the ropes, but MVD is soon back up, Davey knocks Hunt down with a clothesline, but MVD then floors Davey with a Martial Arts Kick to the back of his head. As Davey tries to get to his feet, Hunt tells MVD to step aside and then hits the Six Pack Revolver (FameAsser). MVD and Hunt then seem to be having a minor argument, it seems to be more in jest. The two let Davey K stagger up, MVD then backs off and then comes in to hit the Van-Dam Asser.(FameAsser). MVD then covers. Mark Johnson makes the count, ..1 .2 . MVD suddenly dives off Davey K as if he had kicked out. MVD cockily motions with his arms as if to make it seem he is unhappy.
Stanyer: Come on, this is meant to be a Handicap Match, they are meant to tag in and out, MVD & Hunt can't both me in there at the same time.
Dawg: Let me see now, who's the commissioner . Wait!!! It's MVD!!! So he makes the rules to the matches, I guess he decided this is a no tag format.
Stanyer: No, this is nothing more than an organised mugging.
There is a sudden loud cheer as Masta P and Q-Zee of the Playaz Club come out of the entrance way, they head down towards the ring to save their partner. But then suddenly, two security guards on either side of the ring stand up and then fold up their chairs. The Playaz Club don't notice and head towards the ring, as soon as they try to get in the ring, the security guards move in and deliver vile chair shots to the back of both men's heads. In the ring, MVD and Hunt both start laughing, as they continue their assault on Davey K.
Stanyer: What the hell?? Has MVD paid off security as well??
Dawg: I don't think they are security.
Stanyer: What do you mean???
Dawg: They are The Russians.
Sure enough, both of the security guards take off their their baseball caps and peel off some fake facial hair, sure enough, they are The Russians, very well disguised. The Russians pick up both Q-Zee and Masta P and drag them away. In the ring, MVD and Hunt are taking it in turns to deliver right hands to Davey K, they are just having fun with his prone body. Hunt delivers the DownTime (Angle Slam) to Davey K and then points towards the top rope. MVD springs to the top rope and then stands up straight and does a two thumb pose shouting to the crowd "Mu-Ha-Ha". MVD then dives off and connects with the Five Star Frog Splash. He is about to go for the cover, when Hunt tells MVD that he wants to finish the job. Hunt pulls up Davey and is about to go for the DownSizer when suddenly there is another cheer from the crowd, coming out of the crowd is none other than The Rookie!!! And he is wearing a Playaz Club T-Shirt no-less, but more importantly, he is carrying a Baseball Bat. He slides into the ring, Hunt and MVD are taken by surprise. MVD takes the Baseball Bat to the gut. Hunt goes to clothesline Rookie, but he ducks it and then taps the bat into the mat, shouts Batter Up, and then swings with some power catching Hunt clean in the face. MVD goes for Rookie for a 2nd time, but again takes a Baseball Bat to the gut. Rookie then drops the bat and then delivers the Free Agent Money Maker (Jump Swinging DDT) to MVD. Rookie then raises both arms to the crowd before he turns to Davey K.
Dawg: No!!!!! What the hell does Rookie think he is doing!!!! He can't attack MVD, he can't attack Hunt!!!
Stanyer: I guess the Playaz Club have found themselves a brand new member.
Dawg: God-dammit, he just ruined a perfect night!!!
Stanyer: Yeah, well now it's not perfect, MVD's first night as commissioner ends with him out cold on the canvas, a fitting end if you ask me.
Dawg: Rookie has just signed his own death warrant.
Stanyer: We are out of time folks, see you all next week for Sunday Night Havoc, live on the ESPN Sports Network.