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Live from Moscow, Russia
6th April 2002
6th April 2002
"Master of Puppets" plays as the PWF Intro plays showing various clips of the best moments in the previous Havoc's and PPV's. Then we cut to the arena as 20,000 Russians go wild as the Pyro's explode all around the staging. Then we cut to the ringside announcing team of Jason Stanyer, and the "Big Dawg" Dave Harley.
Stanyer: Hello everyone and welcome to Moscow, Russia. We are here live for PWF's Saturday Night Havoc. We're getting near the end of our World Tour, but we still have Germany and England to visit yet.
Dawg: And I hear rumours that Gambino is going to make a big Title match for tonight.
Stanyer: Can't be the World Title, as Bloodbath isn't here tonight.
Dawg: We'll know shortly.
Sellout by Biohazard hits, and Gambino appears on the stage, with Jason Hunt along his side.Gambino is carrying the same sledgehammer he used on Eraser and Bloodbath on last weeks Havoc. He stops on the stage, and raises it in the air above his head. He and Jason Hunt then make their way down to the ring. Once in the ring, Gambino grabs a microphone and begins to speak
Gambino: "You know, the past couple of weeks hasn't been to great for the gWo. While we did add another member to our already unstoppable group, it seems as though there's a conspiracy within the PWF. A conspiracy to keep the gWo from owning any of the PWF Championship Titles."
The crowd begins to boo Gambinos conspiracy theory
Gambino: "Boo me all you want, but you all know it's the truth! No one wants to see the gWo hold any of the titles because we're not pretty boy, ass kissing, rule following punk ass's like the rest of the PWF. But tonight, that's all gonna change. Tonight, right here on Havoc, the gWo gets redemption, because later in the evening, MVD and Power G will team up to become Tag Team Champions once again."
The crowd begin booing Gambino and an @#%$ chant begins
Gambino: "Now I know what you're all thinking. It won't be fair, Poppa doesn't have a tag team partner. Well, tonight he does, because tonight...Poppa will reunite with his old tag team partner, and co-holder of the Tag Team Titles, Sabre!"
Jason Hunt leans in to Gambino and appears to say something to him
Gambino: "Oh, they don't get along anymore? Why, I hadn't even noticed."
A smirk appears across the face of both superstars in the ring
Gambino: "Well tonight, if they want any chance of walking out with the tag titles, they will get along. If they don't, then that's not my problem. Now, back to the title situation, there's someone walking around the PWF with something that belongs to me. Something that I consider MY property, something that only I should have in my posession. The PWF World Championship...and I had every intention of challenging Bloodbath for the title tonight, but it seems as though last week, on Havoc, Bloodbath had a bit of an accident involving a sledgehammer. So it looks like that match will have to wait. There's also another guy around here that seems to have a bit of an attitude problem. He thinks that he's just gonna walk right back in here and get away with whatever he wants, well I proved him wrong last week when I drove my sledgehammer right into the back of his head. Now where is Eraser tonight? Running scared, with his tail between his legs like a scolded dog. I took care of him, and I wouldn't expect to see him back around here anytime soon. He's lucky he's not here tonight! If he was...if he was here at Havoc tonight, I'd walk right up to him, look him directly in his eyes, and I would spit in his face...then I'd kick his ass all over this damn arena!"
Davey K's music hits and Gambino gets angry. He climbs a turnbuckle, sledgehammer in hand, and stares towards the entrance area where Davey appears on the stage
Davey paces around the top of the stage milking up the chants from the crowd, he stops and stares at Hunt, then looks at Gambino and starts to laugh
Davey K: My god, I didnt know we were having any steel work done around here. Jeez Gambino thats a real nice hammer you have there....no really look at the way the metal glimmers in the light, that is very impressive, no really it is....wow! And any wreslter who carries a big sledgehammer around really must have a lot to say....that mainly being..."I suck at looking after myself so I need a big old hammer!"
Gambino goes to speak
Davey K: Shut it, it seems like every week you kick off the show in the same old tired way, wandering round with that sickiningly smug look on your face, and EVERY week I come out here and ask you to be quiet...how many more times do I have to ask you for a bit of shush! But this week, things are different....
Davey K walks around suddenly stops, points at Hunt
Davey K: Jason, hey Jason...I know you can hear all the way down there, even if you head is rammed rite tight into Gambino's ass, well junior you came out at Havoc trying to be all fly and down with it all.....what are you Vanilla Ice recreated? So Hunt when, your not listening to your MC Hammer records yelling wuuuuurd at the mirror I hear that your a wrestler, well to be fair I know your a wrestler...but I know your not a very good one. We have some unfinished business, very much unfinished, tonite we are going to sort a few things out. You think you some big superstar since you got here in the PWF well looks like there is someone you forgot when plotting your meteoric rise is me...now whats my name????
Davey K walks around the ramp with his hand to his ear---The crowd begins to chant...."Davey K....Davey K"
Davey K: Yeah, you know thats what I like. So Hunt, if you think your down enough, then lets go for it tonite..like Ive said to you before, Ive got mine...I just hope youve got yours....
Davey K lets the mic fall to his side and awaits a response
As Davey K waits for the response, a loud scream is hear though the speaks and is followed by "Dragula" by Rob Zombie. The crowd erupts into cheer as Eraser slowly walks out form the back with a tire tool in hand and a tire in his other hand. Eraser walks over towards the edge of the entrance ramp and glances at Davey K, and drops the tire and pulls out a mic form his back pocket.
Eraser: GAMBINO!! You think you can just get rid of me like that. You think you can just send me off out in the middle of no wheres like that.
Eraser pauses for a moment and spins the tool in his hand. And then points it at Gambino in the ring.
Eraser: Well you were wrong you may have sent me way but you can never keep me way. Last week you drove a sledgehammer into the back of my head leaving me with 6 staples.
Eraser pauses as a clip from last week starts up as Gambino is seen in slow motion swinging the hammer into the head of Eraser.
Eraser: Gambin odo you remember a few months back when I destroyed your home. You remember when I destroyed you office and now you try to destroy me. Looks like to me that you failed. Becasue I am standing here pissed off and about to come down there and beat the Black and Green out fo both of you.
Eraser pauses as the crowd cheers Eraser on.
Eraser: So Gambino tonight I'm not asking because that's not what I do. I am telling you me and you tonight in that ring. You bring the hammer and I'll bring the ambleince.
Gambino hands his mic over to Jason Hunt and Hunt begins to speak but the crowd's chants of "ass-hole" are deafening. Hunt waits for it to quiet down and he begins to speak.
Hunt: Superstar Davey K, just what the @#%$ are you man? You are always rambling on about being fly and down with it, just what the hell are you trying to say? Speak some english please. These fans are a bunch of morons, they continue to support you and scream "Davey K" but they should really be yelling "what?" Unless you have brainwashed them all into understanding your disfigured ebonics language you got going on. Davey, last week you didn't get enough of me did you? I proved that you can't beat me, you can get every single one of your little moves on me and show off to these imbeciles you call yours fans, but the fact of the matter is I constantly kicked out. You could not keep my shoulders down to the mat for a 3 count, so what makes you think you can do that to me tonight? Or is it that you know you can't beat me? You just want to show off to these overweight beer drinking pig molesters you call fans.
The crowd is relentlessly screaming at Hunt as he continues his assault.
Hunt: Face it Davey K, your idea of "cool" is as "cool" as a second rate Grandmasta Sexay...which as we all know sucked mega ass. Then we move on to Eraser, with the name like that I should piss in your mouth. I dont even know you, but right now you seem to be a jackass. Any enemy of my friend Gambino is an enemy of mine and the gWo. You're gone for a long time, come back cost Gambino the World Title and then get your ass laid out with a sledge hammer. What a come back I might say myself. Listen junior; me, Gambino and the rest of the gWo are going to make sure that you wish you'd never have come back. If your intentions were to gain that World Title back for yourself it looks like your are surely mistaken my writing utensiled friend because once me and Gambino get that title back it's in the gWo to stay.
As Hunt says "once me and Gambino get that title back" Gambino nudges Hunt as to ask what he's talking about.
Hunt: Oh, don't worry about it Gamby. Just as long as you are the champion it's all good. Now back to the original topic at hand, so thug wanna be you want a match with the fastest rising superstar...again?!?!? I think my friend next to me can arrange that for us. After all I don't mind kicking the wanna be blackness out of you. It's not like i'll have any trouble doing it. Honestly now, after last week you still somehow think you have a shot at beating me?
Davey K nods his head.
Hunt: Then so be it junior, I don't mind doing this all over again. Gamby sign the match my friend.
Hunt hands the microphone over to Gambino.
Once Hunt finishes, Gambino, who is now standing in the ring rather than on the turnbuckle, begins to speak
Gambino: "So Eraser wants a piece of me, and Davey, you want a piece of Hunt...fine, you got it. Tag team match, tonight on Havoc, Eraser and the SUPASTAR, Davey K, against Jason Hunt, and myself, Antonio Gambino. Fair warning though you guys, as the old saying goes, be careful what you ask for, you might get a lot more than what you bargain for. Tonight, we're not out to wrestle, we're not out for any fame, we're out for blood....and tonight, we show...no mercy."
Gambino holds the sledgehammer above his head as Sellout by Biohazard hits. Jason Hunt climbs a turnbuckle and stares down Davey K. Eraser leaves through the curtain, and Davey follows behind moments later.
A camera follows Eraser behind the curtains as Ted Tedsion tries to get an interview with Eraser about his match tonight
Tedison: Eraser! Eraser can I have a word with you please?
Eraser walks over to Ted and looks down at him with a pissed off look on his face
Tedison: Eraser what do you think about your match tonight with Gambino an.........
Eraser: Ted it is very simple tonight is just the beginning of Gambino's punishment. Last week he stood over me with my blood leaking everywhere but tonight will be different. Not only will I cripple Gambino but I will also cripple his little friend hunter.
Tedison: that is Hunt.
Eraser: Don't talk. You wanted to know how I feel?
Tedison: Yes?
Eraser: Well then shut up!
Just as Eraser tells Tedsion to shut up Davey K walks by Tedsion and Eraser and stops and grabs the mic from Tedsion's hand.
Davey K stops and stares at Eraser, Ted looks nervously at both superstars as they seem to be staring at each other
Davey K: Eraser.........
Both men continue to stare hard at each other, Davey then outstretches his hand and the pair shake
Davey K: I dont think we have been properly introduced, Im Superstar ....
Eraser: I know who you are.
Davey K: Hmm, dont interupt me. Look Im not wandering around this place trying to make friends, Im here to win, friends? I already have those I dont need no more. So eraser tonight we wont be going to the ring swopping cooking tips or arranging to go out to picnics together, we can both go out there and give a five star superstar style ass whipping to two of the biggest ass kissers in the gWo. I get Hunt and you get Gambino, now im sure underneath that whole moody exterior your hearing me.
Tedison: Davey, what are your feelings on the match?
Davey K: Ted, before I depart to get ready for this match, let me just tell you a few things, the gWo is failing. The reason is that they are employing pretenders like Jason Hunt who is all best buddys with erm "Gamby". Tonight im teaming with this guy
Points to Eraser
Davey K: And he like me, means business! Thats what tonight is about Ted, business and getting a few things sorted....the Superstar way!
Davey K stares at Ted then into Eraser's eyes, and walks away
Johnny Mayhem is seen at the coffee table making himself a coffee when Venom comes out of his locker room. Jonny notices Venom and lays down his coffee to catch up to Venom for a word about his match and what happened last week on Havoc.
Mayhem: Venom wait up for a sec i've been waiting to get a word with you.
Venom stops, turns around and watches Mayhem running up the hallway like a dumbass. Mayhem finally reaches Venom and Venom just looks at him while he trys to catch his breath.
Mayhem: You finally came out of your locker room.
Venom: Yeah so what do you want?
Mayhem: Well Venom I want to ask you a few questions.
Venom: I know that dumbass. So go ahead already.
Mayhem: Alright Venom last week you fought Golgotha and finally picked up your first victory in the PWF, how do you feel?
Venom: Well Mayhem that was a dumb question but you seem to always ask them but anyways I feel great that I finally got my first win in the PWF. I knew that those couple weeks of training and regaining my focus would work and well the wins are going to continue to roll in from now on.
Mayhem: Well Venom in the past few weeks you and Golgotha seemed to have your problems with each other after he helped you out of some sticky situations. Then after Hanibal helped you win he attacked Golgotha and you came to the aid of the man you just beat, why was that?
Venom: Well Jonny for the record Hanibal didn't help me win the match, I dominated that match and well I regained my respect back for Golgotha for even stepping in the ring with me and when Hanibal began to attack him I just thought about how he helped me out so that's why I ran back to the ring to chase Hanibal away. I also know the reason why Hanibal came to ringside in the first place.
Mayhem: Why is that?
Venom: Well before the match we were chatting about how he wanted the lightweight title and that he would do anything to get it. Now I told him not to come to ringside because I wanted to prove to everyone that I am a force in the PWF but he didn't listen.
Mayhem: So Hanibal wants Golgotha's lightweight title.
Venom: That's right Jonny. That's why he attack Golgotha after my match.
Mayhem: That should be a good feud for the lightweight title, both wrestlers are outstanding superstars.
Venom: Yes they are.
Mayhem: Well Venom about tonight. Tonight you face another newcomer to the PWF in Austin Cain, how do you feel about this?
Venom: Well it's simple i'm going to teach him a lesson that it ain't easy to make a name for yourself here in the PWF. I'm going to show this guy no respect because in my first two matches I was shown no respect by anyone else and after tonight my record is going to be even at 2-2 because this punk ass is going to feel the wrath of my bite.
Venom than heads to the ring for his match and Mayhem goes back to the table to finish making his coffee.
Ted Tedison is shown sitting across from Austin Cain in the locker room. A.C. is lacing up his boots.
Tedison: "Well, here it is; debut night, Mr. Cain. How are you feeling?"
Austin Cain: "Tedison, I've laced up these boots hundreds of times, and each time there's a little shot of adrenaline, but tonight it's more than just a little. Tonight the adrenaline is flowing hard, because I know it's almost time. Almost time to show the fans just what they've been missing. Almost time to take back the wrestling ring from the hacks, if for only one match."
He turns to the camera and looks straight in to it.
Austin Cain: "You people have been living on a steady diet of garbage for so long, you can't even tell how bad it tastes anymore. But tonight, pull out the VCR's and push that little record button, because one day you'll shown this tape to your grandkids and say 'I was there, I was watching the night the Supreme Phenom debuted'. And those little bastards will look at you in disbelief, but you'll have the tape as proof, proof that for one night you were more than just a piece of trailer park trash, you were a witness to greatness."
He tightens the last lace, and gets up, pushing the camera out of his way as he leaves the locker room.
Stanyer: Well this is the first time I will see Austin Cain in the ring, you were one of the men sent to scout him Dave, what did you think of him?
Dawg: Well from what I saw, this man is the perfect Old School Wrestler, he despises Hardcore, and from what I hear he couldn't stand to watch the King of the Death Match PPV, there was that much Hardcore in it.
Stanyer: So we can expect some quality wrestling tonight then?
Dawg: He's also very arrogant, he knows how good he is, and isn't afraid to let people know it.
Stanyer: We shall see how he does.
The house lights cut out and the words "THE SUPREME PHENOM" scroll across the titantron. A flood of powerful white light erupts from the entry way. A single silhouetted figure steps out of the light as the instrumental "Jesus Christ Superstar" begins playing over the sound system, growing louder as it appraoches the musical climax. The figure raises his arms above his head and, just as the music peaks, flips both of his middle fingers up to the crowd. Pyros simutaneously explode across the stage, the white light cuts, the house lights come back on, tinted orange, and the music changes radically to Run DMC's "Tougher than Leather" - "UNCONCEIVABLE, UNBELIEVABLE - GRAMMAR LIKE A HAMMER INFORMATION RECEIVABLE, SENT BY THE LORD, HERE AND ABROAD, WITH WORDS WELL ADORED - NOW THEY CAN'T BE IGNORED!" A grinning Austin Cain makes his way down the ramp with a white monagrammed towel over his shoulder, he walks with a swaggering strut as he jaws at the booing fans. Briefly, he stops to point out a random fan and mouth the word "loser" to the camera. When he reaches the ring apron he slides under the bottom rope to the center of the mat, and pops up on one knee, posing with his arms outstreched as if he were being showered with praise, instead of jeers. He rises and wipes the sweat off of his forehead and face with the towel, then throws it to the audience. He mounts the second turnbuckle, laughs and points down at the fans who are scrambling for the towel.
James: Introducing from Tampa Bay, Florida, weighing 248lbs, "The Supreme Phenom" Austin Cain!!
All of a sudden the arena darken and the sound of hissing snakes can be heard throughout the building. Then green lights start to flicker and Seek and Destroy by Metallica hits and out walks Venom from behind the curtain. Venom makes his way to the ring taunting the crowd. Venom then slides in under the bottom rope and begins to taunt the crowd again as the crowd boos.
James: Introducing from Death Valley, California, weighing 297lbs, Venom.
Report: The two men tie up in the middle of the ring. The big man, Venom uses his strength to push Cain's head down and club him over the back of the head with his right fist. Cain stands up holding his head and takes a Haymaker across the jaw. Cain staggers back into the turnbuckle. Venom comes in with a couple more right hands and then crushes him into the turnbuckle with a strong knee. Venom whips him out to the opposite turnbuckle and follows him in, but Cain moves out of the way, but Venom stops himself from hitting the turnbuckle. Cain quickly starts to lay into Venom with some quick right hands. He then pulls Venom out and sends him to the ropes, Venom reverses, but he ducks down too early and Cain kicks him clean in the face. Cain quickly hooks up Venom and shows surprising strength as he delivers a perfect Suplex to the 300lb Venom. Cain gets up and quickly makes a point of the move to the crowd as he picks Venom up to his feet. Cain delivers a couple of textbook forearms to the face and then pushes Venom into the ropes and whips him away. Cain then delivers a Back Body Drop. Venom is quickly up to his feet, Cain takes him over with a Snapmare and then locks in a Rear Chinlock.
Stanyer: Textbook wrestling from the newcomer to the PWF. A traditional old school style wrestler is Cain.
Dawg: Not bad, but he's not MVD now is he?
Stanyer: Well according to you, nobody could ever be MVD.
Cain holds on the Rear Chinlock and then takes Venom down to the mat. After a short while, he releases the hold and motions into a cover. ..1 .. Venom kicks out. Cain picks himself up to his feet and pulls Venom up with him. Venom pushes Cain away and then lays into him with some heavy right hands. Venom whips Cain away to the ropes and goes for a Tilt a Whirl Slam, but Cain escapes and lands on his feet. Venom goes for a big clothesline, but Cain ducks it and locks on a waistlock. Cain then delivers a Release German Suplex. Cain gets up and holds his arms out to the crowd, showing off for a moment before going for the cover. Referee Chris Regan makes the count. ..1 ..2 . Venom kicks out.
Stanyer: Perhaps if Cain had tried the cover straight away, he might have gotten three.
Dawg: Perhaps that's his one flaw - his own arrogance.
Cain pulls Venom up to his feet and delivers a couple more forearms, pushing Venom back into the corner. He then delivers a hard knife-edge chop. He holds his hand up to the crowd and then delivers another hard chop. He holds his hand up again, and this time delivers an overhand chop. Cain rips open Venom's shirt, and then delivers another powerful chop to the open chest. Venom staggers out holding his now blistered chest. Cain comes off the ropes and goes for the clothesline, but Venom ducks under and quickly lifts Cain up into a Full Nelson Slam. Venom drops onto him for the cover. 1 .2 . Cain kicks out. Venom begins to pull Cain up, but he hooks Venom's leg and rolls backwards finishing up in a Single Leg Crab. Venom uses his strength to power himself up and pull himself towards the bottom rope. Cain doesn't seem to be bothered. He pulls Venom up and twists him around by the head and delivers a Falling Neckbreaker. Cain makes the cover. ..1 2 Venom kicks out. Cain gives Venom a quick look. Cain then gets up and comes off the ropes, he then slows down and drives his elbow straight into Venom's breastbone. Cain then pulls Venom up and delivers a couple of forearms before sending the tired Venom to the ropes and connecting with a superb Jumping Calf Kick. Cain is quickly up and poses to the crowd and shouts out "How Great am I?". Which brings a few boos from the Russian crowd. Cain covers. 1 ..2 Venom kicks out. Cain slams his fist into the mat in frustration. He then pulls Venom to a sitting position and locks in a Rear Chinlock. He then looks like he is tightening his grip. Venom seems to be gasping for air. Chris Regan checks the hold and then immediately begins a 5 count. Cain releases the hold and then begins to argue with the referee.
Stanyer: Looks like Austin Cain was choking Venom. Not the style we were expecting from him.
Dawg: Perhaps he's not this "perfect old school wrestler" after all.
Cain gives the referee an angry stare and the pulls Venom up to his feet. He sends him to the ropes and goes to send him into the air for the Phenomenon (Body Press Diamond Cutter), but Venom blocks the move and then pushes Cain into the ropes. Venom then floors him with an awesome Power Clothesline. Venom rotates his arm afterwards, just delivering the move hurt him. Cain gets up, holding his with obvious pain. He strikes Venom with an angry right hand. But Venom comes back with a Powerful Knee to the gut and then sends Cain to the ropes, Venom the lifts him up and slams him down with a powerful Spinebuster. Venom covers. .1 2 . Cain gets his shoulder up. Venom pulls him to his feet and delivers a powerful uppercut. He then kicks Cain in the gut and then lifts him up and then drives him into the canvas with a Powerbomb. He covers. 1 .2 .. Cain just gets his shoulder up. Venom mounts Cain and delivers some powerful and deliberate right hands. He then pulls him up and leans back before delivering a powerful haymaker. Venom delivers a knee to the gut of Cain, doubling him over, he then comes off the ropes and proceeds to drive his knee into Cain's face. Cain staggers up to his feet. Venom does a throat cut to signal for the end and then kicks Cain in the gut. He sets him up for the Venom Drop (Hangman's DDT), but Cain suddenly drops to his knees and delivers a Low Blow, which somehow, the seemingly blind referee misses. Venom doubles over, but Cain sends him to the ropes and then lifts him into the air and delivers The Phenomenon (Body Press Diamond Cutter). Cain quickly covers. ..1 2 .3!!! Cain is quick to his feet and climbs to the 2nd rope to pose for the crowd.
Austin Cain d. Venom
9:47 Pinfall
Stanyer: We were given all the hype about Austin Cain being this amazing Old School Wrestler. A man who likes to wrestle, not use cheap tricks and cheap toys. But what do we get? A win thanks to a cheap low blow. Which the referee should have seen by the way.
Dawg: Nothing wrong with it man, I mean lets face it, he was desperate to win on his PWF debut.
Stanyer: Maybe, but he's just a hypocrite if you ask me.
The camera cuts to the parking lot, where a black hummer squeals in Johnny Mayhem just happens to be waiting there* If comes to a screeching stop right in front of Mayhem as the door opens Mayhem moves around attempting to find out hwo it is. He slowly moves out of the way as Inmate emerges from the Hummer wear a pair of fairly baggy jeans and his new "jailbird" t-shirt
Mayhem: Inmate. *nods*
Inmate: Mayhem. What the hell do you want?
Mayhem: Actually I wanted to know if you had any strategy against Loki tonight in your european title match?
Inmate: Alright, there are three steps to my plan. One. Beat ass, Two, beat ass, and three and the most important step of all, BEAT ASS!
Mayhem: Ahhh the PLAN. Anything else you feel like saying?
Inmate: Other me insuring Loki getting his ass whooped and me keeping the title. No. Now get outta here.
Inmate grabs his bag and heads for his locker room before Mayhem can say much of anything
The scene cuts in. The camera is walking behind the Russians, Wowbowski and Cossak Joe. they sound angry as they walk down the corridor in the back
Wowbowski: Vhat vere Playerz club thinking last veek?
Cossak: Ya ne Znau
Wowbowski: Then they beat us here in Motherland at armageddon.
Cossak: Da. But they pay tonight.
Wowbowski: They think they out fool gWo. Ha!
Cossak: Vhy do they attack us, that is question
Wowbowski: simple, they jealous, now they pay!
The Russians make a sharp turn and break open a door, as they enter, the words "playerz club" is seen tagged to the door, The Russians enter and find no one there.
Cossak: vhat ve do now?
Wowbowski: Simple, ve break room.
The Russians proced to trash the room as the camera fades out
The scene is the MoM lockeroom and everone is present. It's kind of lazy but Law is intensely working out. He next to the door of the room frantically doing handstand push-ups. He stops and switches to back-bridge push ups. He stops that and takes a rest. Finally some one responds to Law's somewhat crazy way of conditioning the body.
Barry: What in the blue blazes are you doing?
Law: Conditioning. We used to do this all the time when I wrestled in Japan. I guess that's why we we're the best.
Leroy: Yeah, but is there any reason inparticular?
Law: Actually, there's two. First, I have a match with Darkstorm. And second, I'm going after the Lightweight title.
Golgotha: What? You do know that I own the title, right?
Law: Yeah, I know.
Profit: I don't think that's such a good idea. That'll eventually cause a tear into the Methods of Mayhem. That's not good for the group.
Law: Sure it will! Think of it as "friendly competition". And if I win the title, it stays in the group.
Golgotha: And if I win, it stays in the group too, right?
Law: Yes, you are right.
Law puts his face into Golgotha, just to let him know he means business.
Law: But that'll never happen. You see this stomach? Well get a good look at it. Because that's the last time your gonna see it without the belt around it. Now, if you excuse me, I have a match to get ready for.
Law and Golgotha stare at eachother and Law walks out of the room.
DarkStorm is seen walking down the corridor with his head lowered, and a dark cloak covering his body except for his head. He slowly walks toward the camera man. DarkStorm stops in mid-step and rasies his head to the camera man. He stares directly into the camera and begins to speak
DarkStorm: "......Methods...................of Mayhem, three words with eminse meaning to me......"
Storm looks away for a second then snaps his head back with a sinister look in his eyes
DarkStorm: "..on this night, an awakening shall occur, the coming of the power is in my grasp, and on this night, there shall be a blow to the methods that some may know of, some may now, but all........shall know the source........."
Storm laughs to himself
DarkStorm: "........there is still pain in my eyes, pain from the glass breaking under me.........the pain of SandStorm defeating me, pain...........what is in the word pain.........NOTHING, it is nothing more than a feeling, a feeling of emotion that show weakness..........but tonight, a feeling will unlike pain will not be shown upon the methods....................MERCY, NO MERCY, I am still here SandStorm, do hear me breathing over your shoulder......I am still here..........."
DarkStorm laughs to himself, then he suddenly stops and stares into the camera and then he tilts his head, and walks away
Stanyer: Hey, look in the front row, now that's a face from the past if I ever saw one.
Dawg: Hey, isn't that Solo?
Camera focuses on the front row, where yes, the man known as "Solo" is sitting in the front row, seemingly here to enjoy the show.
Stanyer: With the recent turmoil in the MOW Slaughterhouse, and with the remodelling of their product, Solo chose not to remain in the Slaughterhouse.
Dawg: You mean he's coming back to the PWF?
Stanyer: I don't know, the last I heard was that he had retired. He still hasn't fully recovered from the broken neck he suffered a few months back.
Dawg: I watched that bump, that was nasty, he's lucky to be still be alive after that.
Stanyer: Anyway, we can't chat about Solo all night, we have a match to call, DarkStorm takes on the now Solo, Law Hiyabusa.
Immortally Insane by Pantera hits as Law Hiyabusa walks down to the ring, he gives no attention to the crowd and doesn't pose or do anything, he simply climbs into the ring.
James: Introducing from Japan, weighing 189lbs, Law Hiyabusa
Thunder is heard on the oppisite side of the titantron and makes its way around each opposite sides of the arena until directly in front of the ultra-tron, then two bolts of lightning strike from the rafters, and "CLick CLick Boom", by Saliva hits and out of the smoke from the pryos come DarkStorm, he stops at the top of the ramp and folds his arms over each other, and looks around, then he drops them and runs to the ring, he slides under the bottom rope. Storm gets up and runs and jump to the second rope, he throws a hand up, and the crowd cheers.
James: Introducing from Clinton, NC weighing 230lbs, DarkStorm.Crowd Boos
Report: The two tie up, DarkStorm takes Law into a headlock, Law pushes him into the ropes and then sends him off, DarkStorm knocks Law down with a shoulder block. DarkStorm comes off the ropes and goes for a Splash on Law, who rolls out of the way and kips up. Storm gets up and gets nailed with a forearm, Law sends him to the ropes and tries to chop him down, DarkStorm ducks and comes off the ropes again, only to be snapped over by Law with a Hurricanranna. Storm gets up to his feet and Law hits him with a couple of knife-edge chops backing him into the corner. Law whips him to the opposite and follows in with a Cartwheel Splash, but Storm sidesteps it and Law hits the pads chest first. He holds his chest as DarkStorm runs up the ropes and hits the Storm Kick in the corner. Storm pulls Law out and whips him towards the ropes, he goes for a Hiptoss, but Law blocks it and rolls over and tries to hiptoss Storm, but he blocks it and spins around to try and sweep the legs of Law, but he jumps up to dodge it. Law goes for a Back Spinning Heel Kick, but Storm ducks it and then locks Law in a waistlock. Law counters with an elbow to the face and then springs up in the air and kicks Storm in the back of the head with the Rin-Me kick. Storm lies on the mat holding the back of his head. Law quickly rolls him over and makes a cover. 1 2 . Storm kicks out. Law then springs up to the top rope as Storm is getting to his feet. Law dives off the top rope, but Storm jumps up and dropkicks Law in the chest as he is flying through the air. Law rolls around on the mat holding his chest. Storm gives a wry smile as he pulls himself to his feet.
Stanyer: I don't like the look on DarkStorm's face, he looks he might hurt someone.
Dawg: Erm isn't that the idea? I mean this is a wrestling match after all.
Stanyer: You know what I mean.
Storm drags Law up to his feet and connects with a couple of right hands, he then sends Law to the ropes and then knocks him down with a perfect Spinning Wheel Kick. Law staggers up to his feet. DarkStorm kicks him in the gut and drives him into the canvas with a DDT. Storm hooks the leg for the cover. 1 .2 Law kicks out. Storm pulls Law up by his chin and holds his head to his chest, with Law facing away from Storm. Storm then lifts his right elbow up and then drives it into the top of Law's head. Law goes down holding his head. Storm stands over him and then stamps on the back of his head. Law trys to pull himself up, but as soon as he gets on all fours, Storm delivers a running kick to the gut. Law rolls into the turnbuckle, where Storm places his foot over his throat and then uses the ropes to apply pressure. Storm breaks the choke on the ref's 5 count. But then immediately goes back to choking him. The ref gives him another 5 count. Storm then releases the hold and backs the referee away asking him what he was doing wrong. Meanwhile Law is trying to get to his feet, coughing as he gasps for air. Storm turns around and nails a couple of right hands, he then sends Law to the ropes, but he is surprised as Law springboards off the middle rope and then turns to take Storm down with a Cross Body. But DarkStorm somehow manages to roll through and ends up on top of Law delivering fast right hands to his head. Storm then walks towards the turnbuckle and begins to climb. Law stays down as Storm reaches the top and then dives off and delivers a perfect Guillotine Leg Drop. DarkStorm makes the cover. ..1 2 . Law just gets his shoulder up.
Dawg: Dammit, why didn't you hook the leg? You'd have had him for sure.
Stanyer: A rush of blood maybe, or perhaps he is getting too confident.
Dawg: You can never be too confident, look at MVD for example.
Stanyer: I wish you'd stop mentioning him, it gets on my nerves.
Dawg: I wouldn't do it if it didn't, would I?
Stanyer: Whatever.
Dawg: "Mu - Ha -Ha"
DarkStorm doesn't look frustrated at all, he pulls Law up and drags him over to the corner, he delivers a quick scoop slam and then springs to the 2nd rope. He he holds his arm up in the air as he delivers a stylish driving elbow. He doesn't cover, instead he pulls Law up and does a circle with his finger, signalling for the Tornado DDT. He sits himself on the turnbuckle, holding Law. He twists out, but Law somehow counters out and drives Storm into the canvas with a Sitout Powerbomb. Both men roll away from each other and stay down. The ref begins his ten count. But it isn't needed as both men begin to make their way to their feet. Storm goes for a right hand, but Law blocks it and then delivers a couple of quick forearms before sending Storm to the ropes, he reverses and then picks Law up for a Sidewalk Slam, but Law counters with a Flying Headscissors. Storm staggers dazed into the ropes, where Law hits a stunning Flipping Dropkick right in the face sending him over the top rope. Law then runs off the opposite ropes and then begins a cartwheel followed by a handstand into a corkscrew flip over the top rope crashing down onto Storm as he tried to get to his feet. Law picks up Storm and rolls him into the ring. Law then climbs straight to the top rope. Storm is getting to his feet and Law immediately dives off and connects with a Spinning Wheel Kick. Law covers. 1 ..2 Storm kicks out.
Stanyer: So close, I thought Law had that one in the bag there.
Dawg: It will take more than a couple of aerial moves to put down DarkStorm.
Law pulls Storm to his feet and hooks him up and delivers a Fisherman's Buster DDT. He then runs to the ropes and delivers a Lionsault. He hooks the leg. 1 ..2 Storm kicks out. Law then signals for an end as he gets to his feet. He lifts Storm up for the Fury of Japan (Orange Crush Pin), but Storm counters and lands behind Law and locks in a waistlock, however Law counters superbly with a Drop Toe Hold and then quickly into the STF. Law holds the hold in for a while, then when DarkStorm looks to be out, the referee goes to check the arm, but Law surprisingly releases the hold. He drags the deadweight Storm towards the corner and then does a spinning motion with his hands. He springs to the top rope and then stands up. He then goes for the Japanese Chain Saw (450 Splash), but Storm was playing possum and rolls out of the way, leaving Law only canvas to hit. Law is quickly up to his feet, but Storm locks him up and delivers the Storm DDT (Reverse DDT). Storm then covers. .1 2 Law kicks out. Storm then picks Law up and then delivers a Powerbomb, holding Law down for the pin. ..1 2 somehow Law kicks out. Storm is angry at this and picks Law up, and sets him up for a 2nd Powerbomb. Suddenly Sandstorm comes running down the aisle. Storm releases Law and goes over to the edge of the ring towards Sandstorm, but referee Morgan Black gets in his way. Storm argues with the ref for a moment, and then gives up, Morgan Black turns to stop Sandstorm getting in the ring, but it seems that he has slid something in the ring to Law. Storm gives Sandstorm and the referee one last look before he turns back to his opponent. Storm begins to pull Law up as we can see Law clearly throw a small bottle away. Law is then fumbling with something in his hand. For a second we see a small flame in Law's hand, then suddenly he turns to DarkStorm and Law is suddenly spitting a Fireball into his face. Storm drops down rolling around holding his face. Law quickly covers. Sandstorm drops down from the apron. Morgan Black turns around, having seen nothing and makes the count. ..1 2 .3!!!! Sandstorm celebrates on the outside, as Law rolls out with his arm in the air. Morgan Black then goes over to Storm, who seems to be in a lot of pain. Sandstorm and Law head up the ramp.
Law d. DarkStorm
10:39 Pinfall
Stanyer: Law Hiyabusa picks up the win under controversial circumstances.
Dawg: Controversial? He spit a Fireball in someones face for gods sake!!! He should be arrested.
Stanyer: I've seen the gWo do worse, and you never minded.
Dawg: They are different, the gWo are allowed to do whatever they want.
Stanyer: And why is that? What makes them so special that they are above the rules?
Dawg: Because they have Gambino, the commish, who makes the rules!!
Stanyer: I hate you.
Dawg: Don't worry, the feelings mutual.
Heelmaster is backstage, warming up for their upcoming match, when suddenly, a jovial Tate Bell strides in.
Tate Bell: What the heelio?
Tate laughs, and Heelmaster glares at him, then looks away.
Tate Bell: Oh, stop acting so superior. We're the same, you and me.
Heelmaster looks up, an odd look in his eyes.
Tate Bell: We both lost to Grimm! Heh heh heh....
Heelmaster stands up, and gets in Tate's face. He shoves the man back and begins to yell.
Heelmaster: You dumb motherfucking lush! You are NOTHING TO ME! I didn't agree to this @#%$ match, I didn't agree to being your @#%$ partner, and if there is one god damn thing you need to get straight, it's that if you lose this match tonight, I WILL break your @#%$ arm. Got it?
Tate nods slowly.
Heelmaster: NOW GET OUT OF MY @#%$ SIGHT!
Tate takes the hint and starts to walk away.
Heelmaster: Oh... and Taint...
Tate turns around ready to correct him.
Heelmaster: Like it or not... heels never lose...
Heelmaster begins to laugh as the camera fades out.
A cacophony of noise bombards the house system and the scene of a dimly lit room comes up. After listening for a bit, one can begin to decipher the noise. It seems to be several different voices speaking in several different languages. The light appears to be coming from a nearby television monitor. As well as voices, one can also here a repeated impact noise, a chain rattling, and heavy breathing interspersed with giggling. The camera scans the floor and comes upon several record sleeves. All of the record sleeves have a similar theme; learning foreign languages. There's one for German, one for Spanish, one for Portuguese, one for Swedish, and several more, all for countries in Europe. The camera pans across the room a little further and comes upon the television monitor, or should we say monitors. All of them are playing the same thing. It's a looped tape showing the following action sequence: Loki on the top turnbuckle with Inmate. Loki bulldogs Inmate of the top turnbuckle to the outside, right through a flaming table. Loki pins Inmate, gets the 3 count and runs off with the PWF Ice Age Suicide Title. The tape continues to loop as we pan further still. Amidst the monitors and blaring language records we see Loki. He is peppering a heavy bag with a variety of kicks and the ocassional punch. Every now and then, he gives a little laugh. Off to the side stand Hambone and Gremlin, watching Loki with a look of intrigue.
Gremlin: Dude, this is weird, even for him.
Hambone gives a slight nod and continues to watch Loki. Loki stops the heavy bag from swinging and flips a switch on the wall. All of the monitors and record players turn off and the lights come back on. Loki towels off his face and turns to face his friends. They give him a weird look and he returns in much the same. Suddenly he lunges at them.
Loki: BOO-YA!!! Where's the fish, Martha?! Time ta gains me some re-cog-o-bob-o-nition 'round here!!! Tonight, everyone's favorite God of Mischief is walkin' away with the European Title! I'll be the champeen of Europe! Bust out the soft drinks, hombre! Tonight we gonna party like it's 2002!!!!
Loki runs out of the locker room yelling "WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!". Gremlin and Hambone peer out of the door after Loki. He can scarcely be heard yelling "Three word chant! Three word chant!" as he tears through the halls.
Gremlin: Ya know, I wonder about him sometimes....
Hambone just nods as the two return to the locker room.
Dawg: I agree with Gremlin and Hambone, Loki is acting weird, even for him.
Stanyer: I'm guessing that the European Title Match he has is making just a little nervous.
Dawg: Probably.
Credit: Brendan Seeley
"Mope" by The Bloodhound Gang thumps over the speakers as the fans begin cheering. Loki rolls out from the backstage area on a custom made Big-Wheel wearing an oversized pair of blue goggles. He removes the goggles and dismounts from the Big-Wheel. He dances about the stage in a bizarre fashion as he entices the crowd to cheer louder. Satisfied with his efforts, Loki gets back on the Big-Wheel and rolls all the way to the ring.
James: Introducing from Asbury Park, New Jersey, weighing 225lbs, "The God of Mischief". Loki
"Pysho" by System of a Down hits. Crows are flying around and resting on an electric chair. Then Inmate's logo flashes as he walks through the entrance way wearing his new Jailbird t-shirt with European title flung over his shoulder.
James: Introducing from Amityville, Maine, weighing 279lbs, the PWF European Champion, Inmate 61969
Report: Inmate and Loki tie up, Inmate is by far the stronger and gets a knee to Loki's stomach. He then hits a hard right hand before he sends Loki to the ropes and hits a Back Body Drop. Loki gets up holding his back, Loki fires in a right hand, but Inmate ducks it and kicks him in the gut. Inmate hits a Gordbuster. He then drops the elbow deep into the heart of Loki before making a cover. ......................1 ........................2 ....................... Loki kicks out. Inmate pulls him back to his feet and sends him to the turnbuckle, but as he follows in, Loki slingshots over him and then he slaps Inmate in the face. He is stunned for a second, which gives Loki a moment to kick him in the gut and hit a DDT. Loki quickly climbs to the 2nd turnbuckle and signals for Inmate to get back up. Loki then hits a Missile Dropkick and then follows it up with a cover. .........................1 ...........................2 ........................ Inmate kicks out. Loki backs up to his feet. Loki then slams his head into the turnbuckle, Loki repeats the move twice, the crowd starts to chant along with him and Loki continues to slam his head into the turnbuckle. But on the 10th blow, Inmate breaks free with an elbow to the face. Loki turns around and Inmate quickly sends him sprawling across the ring with a clothesline to the back of the head.
Stanyer: Inmate proving he can be both a technical and hardcore wrestler!
Dawg: I just want to see that freak Loki get killed! Come on Inmate!!
Loki pulls himself to his feet, Inmate hits him with a kick to the gut and then he delivers a Gutwrench Powerbomb, he pushes the legs forward for a cover. ......................1 ........................2 ..................... Loki kicks out. Inmate smiles as he pulls up Loki, he lifts him up onto his shoulders, and then Snake Eyes him on the turnbuckle. Inmate then unleashes an assortment of stiff right hands to put Loki down in the turnbuckle, he follows it up with kicks to the gut as well. He pulls up Loki out of the turnbuckle and then delivers a Vertical Suplex. He comes off the ropes and hits a Guillotine Leg Drop, he then makes the cover. .......................1 ..........................2 ............................ Loki kicks out again. Inmate stomps on Loki while he is down, he locks on a Camel Clutch and wrenches back, but only for about 10 seconds before he releases the hold and stomps on the back of Loki's head. He then pulls him up to his feet and lifts him high above his shoulders in a Military Press, then drops him to his shoulder and delivers a hard slam. He covers. ..........................1 ...........................2 ........................... Loki just gets his shoulder up.
Stanyer: Loki is one tough SOB, and he needs to be to survive this onslaught.
Dawg: But nobody is invincible, how many more pinfalls can Loki kick out of?
Inmate pulls Loki up to his feet. He lifts him up and dumps him on the top turnbuckle. He climbs up with him and looks to hit a Super German Suplex, but Loki manages to elbow him off, Loki then dives off backwards with a Moonsault Press catching Inmate as he was just getting back up from the fall. Both men stay down. Carlton Rock begins the 10 count. Loki is up on 7, and Inmate makes up a moment later. Inmate makes the first move and goes for a big right hand, but Loki ducks underneath and then fires off a series of right hands and then sends Inmate to the ropes before snapping him over with a Hurricanranna. Loki then hits a Standing Moonsault into a cover. ....................1 ....................2 ..................... Inmate kicks out. Loki pulls up Inmate and hits the High Angle Slam (Belly to Belly Suplex). Loki hooks the leg this time. ........................1 .........................2 ........................... Inmate kicks out. Loki pulls up Inmate, but he breaks free and hits a series of right hands and then a knee to the gut. He sends Loki to the ropes, but he reverses, Inmate comes off with a clothesline, but Loki ducks under and scoops him up for the Tilt a Whirl Driver. Loki hooks the leg. ........................1 .........................2 ........................ Inmate kicks out. Loki slams the mat in frustration. He pulls up Inmate and goes for the Last Laugh, but Inmate blocks it, and goes behind for a German Suplex, but Loki manages to escape the German Suplex in mid-air and lands on his feet. Loki goes back for the Last Laugh, but Inmate goes behind and pushes Loki into the ropes and then scoops him up onto his shoulders, Loki slides down his back and goes for a roll up 1 ..2 .Inmate just kicks out. Loki climbs to the top rope and launches off, Inmate gets his leg up and hits the Death Sentence. He hooks the leg. .....................1 ........................2 ..................Loki tries to kick out.......3!!!
Inmate d. Loki
9:51 Pinfall
Stanyer: A very close call for Inmate there, but I think he desires success more than anything, and that kept him going.
Dawg: Perhaps, but he will need to be much stronger if he wants to keep his Title for a long time.
Masta P and Q-Zee are seen walking down the PWF corrider, the camara the zooms in to hear there coversation
Masta P: so, i said look buddy, you either give me the dam Vodka for free or i'll set you up with JVD
Q-Zee: i hear ya dogg, so what happened?
Masta P: mann he was so damm terrified of the thought of having a date with that two dollar ho, he gave me three damm bottles of the stuff.
Q-Zee: Sweet, so where are they?
Masta P: i sold them to the water guy, he reckons if he gets the ladies drunk they'll give him some candy, if ya know what i mean.
Q-Zee: aiit, but didnt MVD try that once at the christmas party, and i dont remember him getting any
Masta: Dude it would take more than three bottles of Vodka to get a chick to go with MVD, apart from JVD of course
The playaz club then reach there locker room door and notice it is open, they both look at each other and take a step back
Q-Zee: dude what the......
Masta P: hey, just stay cool, grab a chair
Both of them grab a chair and then charge into there locker room, after making a lot of noise they realise that know one is there, but that there locker room is trashed
Q-Zee: What the @#%$, oh somebody is going to pay, and pay tonight dogg,
Masta P: hey dude look
Masta Points to an empty bottle of Vodka on the floor
Q-Zee: the Dam Russians, oh were gonna play now, common P.
Q-Zee jestures for Masta P to follow him out of the room, but Masta P is just standing there looking strangly calm
Q-Zee: Come on Dogg, were gonna teach these Eskimo Bitches a lesson
Masta P: Hey dude calm down we dont need to go anywhere
Q-Zee: why the hell not Brother?
Masta P: well in a few minutes, your gonna be facing Wobowski, one on one, the hunter becomes the Hunted.
Q-Zee: Aiit dogg, i,m gonna get ready you coming
Masta P: I'll be a long in a sec, i have some things to sort out, but dude take this
Masta P picks up the empty bottle of Vodka, smashes the end of the bottle and hands it Q-Zee
Masta P: it might come in usefull
Q-Zee: AIIT
with that Q-Zee leaves the room leaving Masta P alone until the water guy walks in
Water Guy: woo what happened here?
Masta P: you tell me. Is this going to happen every time i leave you in charge, where were you
Water Guy: Iv been gettin me some candy from the ladies
Masta P: really it worked
Water Guy: hell yeah look
The water guy pulls out of his pocket a small packet of russian candy, when Masta P see's it a smirk appears on his face
Masta P: so let me get this, you gave the ladies three bottles of vodka and in return they gave you that
Water Guy: yeah, sweet aint it
Masta P: oh this to good
with this Masta P leaves the room, and the water guy is left with a puzzled look on his face
Stanyer: Q-Zee might find this match a little different than usual, The Russians around here are VERY partisan, Wowbowski will be the huge fan favourite tonight.
Dawg: He's a fan favourite every week.
Stanyer: Only if you call fans booing you affection.
Report: Q-Zee surprises Wowbowski to start the match and connects with some quick right hands. He then sends him to the ropes, but the big Russian reverses and then sends Q-Zee high into the air with a back body drop as he comes back off the ropes. Q-Zee gets to his feet and then takes a big right hook to the face. Q-Zee shakes it off and comes back with a couple of right hands, but Wowbowski connects with an uppercut and then sends Q-Zee to the ropes before snapping him over with a big Powerslam. Wowbowski hooks the leg. .1 ..2 . Q-Zee kicks out. Wowbowski pulls Q-Zee up and hits him with a driving forearm across his jaw. Q-Zee staggers backwards into the turnbuckle. Wowbowski then hits a couple of right hands, and then a couple of left hands, he then begins to hit alternating right and left hands until he finally delivers a big right hand uppercut which puts Q-Zee down into the corner. Wowbowski then places his foot on Q-Zee's throat and uses the ropes to choke him in the corner. Q-Zee gasps for breath once Wowbowski releases his grip. He then pulls the weakend Q-Zee up to his feet and delivers a Vertical Suplex. Wowbowski then climbs to the 2nd turnbuckle. He then delivers a perfect 2nd rope Leg Drop. Wowbowski then motions into a cover. .1 ..2 Q-Zee kicks out. A "Wowbowski" chant starts up from his hometown crowd. He pulls Q-Zee and does a throat cut motion and sets Q-Zee up for a powerbomb, but Q-Zee counters with a back body drop and draws a chorus of boos from the partisan crowd.
Stanyer: Wowbowski, normally hated wherever he goes, as are all the gWo. But tonight he is the most popular guy here. This is his hometown, and the Russian crowd are fierce patriots.
Dawg: I know Cossak was dreadfully dissappointed not to be able to wrestle tonight. They were hoping to take on Q-Zee & Masta P in tag competition, but a shoulder injury keeps him out.
Wowbowski gets up quickly and Q-Zee hits a couple of right hands, only for Wowbowski to come back with a powerful knee to the gut, bringing a great cheer. Wowbowski sends Q-Zee to the ropes and sends him high up in the air with a Flapjack, and then half catches him in mid-air, only to guide him onto his outstretched knee. Q-Zee rolls around the ring. Wowbowski pulls him up and then lifts him up for a Vertical Suplex, he then holds him up there for about ten seconds, before driving him into the canvas. He then floats over into a cover. ..1 ..2 .. Q-Zee kicks out. Wowbowski picks him up and delivers a couple of powerful uppercut style forearms he then delivers a Fury Punch which puts Q-Zee into the turnbuckle. Wowbowski lifts him up and then sets him up for a Superplex. But Q-Zee blocks it, and hits a few punches to the gut before pushing Wowbowski to the floor. The Russian is quickly up, as Q-Zee dives off the top rope with a Cross Body Block, but Wowbowski is quick to react and shows his strength as he plucks Q-Zee out of the air, walks around for a moment before delivering a Fallaway Slam. Wowbowski raises his fist to the crowd who give perhaps the loudest pop of the night so far, before he turns to make the cover. ..1 ..2 .. Q-Zee just gets his shoulder up. Wowbowski pulls Q-Zee up and then sets him up and delivers the perfect Russian Leg Sweep. He covers. 1 ..2 Q-Zee again just gets his shoulder up. Wowbowski can't believe it.
Stanyer: I think these fans are actually booing Q-Zee for kicking out!!
Dawg: So they should, Q-Zee should stay down, and stay out.
Wowbowski pulls Q-Zee up and sets him up for the Fall of Communism (Full Nelson Face Drop), but somehow Q-Zee manages to block it and elbows his way out. Q-Zee then runs off the ropes, but Wowbowski goes for a power clothesline, however Q-Zee ducks it, comes off the ropes again and flies through the air to knock Wowbowski down with a Flying Clothesline. Both men stay down for a moment, as Wowbowski checks his jaw. Suddenly Q-Zee kips up from nowhere and signals for Wowbowski to get up, which he does, Q-Zee grabs him as he gets up and hits the Black Wind Driver (Sidewalk Slam). Q-Zee hooks the leg. 1 .2 The Russian kicks out. Q-Zee pulls Wowbowski up and delivers three big right hands, and then delivers and Tornado Punch to put Wowbowski on the mat. Wowbowski tries to get up, but Q-Zee puts his head between his legs and drives him into the canvas with a Piledriver. Wowbowski looks to be out as Q-Zee hooks the leg. 1 2 .. Wowbowski just gets his shoulder up. Q-Zee pulls Wowbowski back up to his feet and then throws him into the corner. He then begins to pound him down with right hands and stomps. He then backs away and charges back in, but Wowbowski flies out of the corner and levels Q-Zee with a clothesline. Q-Zee staggers back up and Wowbowski hooks him up from behind and delivers the Fall of Communism (Full Nelson Face Drop). He covers. .1 .2 3!!!! A gargantuan pop as The Russian picks up the win in his home town. He salutes the fans as Q-Zee rolls out of the ring and heads to the back.
Wowbowski d. Q-Zee
8:24 Pinfall
Dawg: The Russian wins in Russia, there will be a lot of vodka drunk tonight, I can guarantee you that.
Stanyer: No doubt about it, they don't mind a drink do the Russians.
The arena blackens and the opening cords of "Debonair" by Dope are guitarred, breaking the silence of the crowd. On the UltraTron, a scene of mass destruction appears with three distant objects violently stampeding toward screen. They loop out of view, then consecutively RECOGNIZE.. OR.. REALIZE stamp the screen in dripping blood words, making them appear to shatter through glass when they collide with it, keying silver explosions (representing the glass) to reach the rafters from the stage with each of the 3! The music is now at full intensity and the arena lights begin to flicker in a red fiasco. The crowd is going wild and then explodes into a huge pop when the curtain moves aside and His Massacreness steps out on the stage and swaggers down to ringside, occasionally hi-fiving a fan along the way. Homicide then enters under the top rope and motions for a microphone, which a PWF staff member hands him. He pauses for moment to take in all of the cheers for him until they die down, and he then begins speaking his mind.
Homicide: "You know, it is about time I give that little man, Parish, some credit. As small as he is, he has a lot of fight in him. We have gone three rounds of fighting, and not ONCE have I come out victorious. I am 0-2-1 for God's sake! The people backstage working the papers nor can I figure out how he does it, but every single time I have him beat, dominating him, then WHAM! He pins me and wins. I just cannot understand it.. It is a phenomenon that I will be waiting to get revenge on in the future, when I figure out the jinx, and then I finally do unto him what I have failed to do thus far.. I will MASSACRE him!!"
Homicide pauses for a moment, then while looking over the crowd spots a famous face from the past in the audience. Without a word more about Parish, Homicide tends to that subject.
Homicide: "Ladies and gentleman, I have just noticed that we are in the presence of greatness.. A living legend that even I have never faced his here.. Why is he here? Let's just go ask.. SOLO!!"
The crowd lets out a huge pop for their past hero in the original PWF. Homicide rolls outside under the ropes, and he confronts Solo who sits at centerstage in the front row.
Homicide: "Aye, Solo.."
Homicide extends his hand to Solo only to get a cold-shouldered, unreturned shake. Homicide's tone changes in that instant from respectful to an angered tone of embarrassment.
Homicide: "Well, I can see that nothing has changed with you.. You don't RECOGNIZE a man who has looked up to you his whole wrestling career.. You never DID really care that much as to who was in YOUR face.. You always just dismissed the challenge as a joke and proved it one inside the cage.."
Homicide pauses for a second, then with a blink is in his trademark tone of the intense nature, aggression his only thoughts and a rough rant in his voice.
Homicide: "But now it is ME who is in YOUR face!! Do you think that I AM a JOKE!?! If you weren't retired from the Pelican Wrestling Federation and still sulking in the downfall of the Slaughterhouse, I would have just made you SWALLOW your SMILE!!"
Solo's grin of disbelief is now a frown of one being on the other side of the whipping post. He seems to be just as full now with aggression as is Homicide, but Homicide just dismisses it, playing him up.
Homicide: "Don't think for one second that YOU are intimidating ME with your mood swings.. I know all about how that works, I WALK THE SAME LINE!! You now are just a 'has-been' legend, I am YOUR extended future, you're replacement of fury, aggression, and moreso the new deliverer of HELL in a CELL!"
Solo is now bursting at the hinges, and he hurls himself towards Homicide, only to be restrained just over the railing by PWF security staff. Homicide laughs at him with a sinister bellow, then continues
Homicide: "You fought cage matches, BAH! I spent six, count 'em, SIX years inside a prison cell, and I know how to hold my own inside the steel.. YOU, on the other hand, wouldn't stand FIVE MINUTES in a Boston Massacre Match with ME!"
The crowd is now heavily behind Homicide in his words and Solo is feeding off of the negative vibe, trying mercilessly to break free of the guard's grasp, wanting to plant Homicide on a stretcher, where he has so many others.
Homicide: "Now that I consider it, I don't know why I even LIKED you when I was a kid.. All you were was a phony MASSACRE who got fame off the lack of competition you faced.. Nothing more!"
Solo breaks through finally, charging at an unphased nor flinching Homicide. The security manages to trip up Solo at the feet of Homicide, and as they pull Solo up to his feet, Homicide stands nose-to-nose with him, delivering the last words.
Homicide: "Know what.. SOLO? You were everything I THOUGHT that I wanted to be, but as it turns out, I am EVERYTHING that YOUR ARE NOT!!"
"Debonair" by Dope blares over the speakers and the existing sinister grin that Homicide once wore now goes from ear-to-ear as he takes one last look at the decaying MASSACRE that Solo is, then laughs and turns his back on him, walking back up the ramp and returning backstage to a huge ovation as Solo is being restrained back behind the rail to his demise.
The cameras catch up to the current PWF US champion, Silas Parish, as he returns to his locker room backstage. He takes one look at the camera crew and the interviewer and sighs. After a deep breath, and several unheard curses, he approaches them. The interviewer, whom we can't exactly identify yet, signals for the cameras to roll. Quickly, Silas grabs the microphone and pushes the interviewer out of the way and out of camera shot.
Parish: "Let me make this short and sweet. I'm sick of you guys stalking me before every major match I have in PWF, just to get a freakin' sound bite. You want a sound bite? You want to know if I think I can win tonight? You want to know if I'm scared to face King Volcano, or Xuway Zanchu, or whoever the hell he is this week? Well?"
From off camera we hear a muffled "yeah". Silas glares at the interviewer who is still out of camera shot.
Parish: "You! Shut it!"
He looks back into the camera.
Parish: "Am I scared of King Volcano? Hell no! He's a bigger joke than his name. Am I going to win tonight? Hell yes! I intend on keeping the US title for a long, long time. Now, as for your sound bite... kiss my ass and get the hell out of my way!"
Silas whips the microphone off camera where, if the sound is any indication, it strikes the unfortunate interviewer. He then pie-faces the camera as he walks past it and into his locker room, slamming the door behind him.
King Volcano has converted his locker room into a Japanese setting. A small table sits in the middle of the room. A dim table latern sits on top of the middle of the table. A beam from the ceiling hangs a paper latern. Several door panes divide the room up. The back wall has a scroll with some writing on it. A gong sits in front of the scroll. King Volcano stands in his silk karate GI.
King Volcano shouts off to the side
King Volcano: Wheres your rice? How can you have any pudding if you didnt eat any rice?
Voice off to the side - And your on 3....2.....1.
King Volcano grabs a striker and hits the gong.
King Volcano: Parish.
King Volcano squints is eyes and speaks slowly
King Volcano: Once on a tiger's back, it is hard to alight.
King Volcano opens his eyes wider
King Volcano: You have taken on a task too great for you. Your time as US Champion has come to an end. I will beat you and take home the belt.
King Volcano strikes the gong one more time as the camera fades
Dawg: I saw King Volcano earlier tonight, and he looked seriously fired up for this.
Stanyer: King Volcano is fired up for everything, he scares the staff at the bar when he is ordering a drink.
The lights go pitch black for several seconds before several spotlights circle the crowd. Then as "King Volcano" by Bauhaus hits, all the spotlights focus on the entrance where the sadistic King Volcano is being carried on a throne by his loyal slaves to the arena. The tron shows the Chinese martial arts expert King Volcano ripping apart limbs on various PWF opponents using his devastating Eruption of Destruction. They show his victory winning the Hardcore and Extreme Belt and Master of Submission Title. The giant King steps in the ring with a kendo stick which he swings wildly at the booing crowd leaning over the ropes screaming "I am the best damn Hardcore wrestler here and I have the most feared move in the PWF. Noooooobody can survive my Eruption of Destruction." King Volcano puts his weapon down than he takes off his self appointed hardcore crown. He rolls his eyes back so only the whites appear as he meditates with tai chi while waiting for the bell to ring.
James: Introducing from The Orient, weighing 392lbs, King Volcano.Crowd gives a mixed reaction
"Come out and Play" by The Offspring begins to play increasingly loud through the arena speakers, heralding the arrival of "Pitbull" Silas Parish. Several scenes of a pitbull on a chain, barking and straining to get loose, play on the TitanTron as the words SILAS PARISH slowly appear across the middle of the screen. Suddenly, a series of pyrotechnic explosions erupt down the right side of the ramp and back up the left side as Silas steps through the backstage curtain and into view. He pauses at the top of the ramp, his eyes locked on his opponent in the ring. He cracks his knuckles and makes sure the tape around his hands is tight, his gaze still locked on the ring. Then he begins to stalk forward. About halfway down the ramp he breaks into a run and slides into the ring under the bottom rope, quickly getting to his feet well before the bell rings.
James: Introducing from Vancouver, Canada, Silas Parish. Crowd Boos
Report: Silas Parish looks tiny against the giant King Volcano. Parish's normal supreme confidence is wavering just a little, as he faces off against the man monster. Parish shakes off his fears and charges in with a series of forearms, but without jumping, Parish can only hit the King in his chest. King Volcano grabs Parish by his shirt and then throws him across the ring. Parish gets up and then charges at KV and tries to spear him down. But KV doesn't budge, in fact he barely flinches. Parish looks up in time to see a clubbing right hand crash into his forehead. King Volcano then rears back before driving a massive knee into Parish's gut. Silas drops to the mat holding his gut. KV then stands on Parish with both feet into his gut. With 400lbs weighing down his gut, Parish delivers what right punches he can to the legs of KV. Who seems undettered and eventually steps off of his own accord. KV then grabs Parish by the throat and lifts him into the air from the ground, simply holding him up by his throat. The referee gives him a 5 count but he doesn't release on that, the referee pleads with him, and suddenly KV throws Parish to the floor. He doesn't even look at the referee. KV grabs Parish and lifts him up, he throws him 5 feet into the corner. KV then goes over and delivers a violent martial arts punch to the chest of Parish, crippling him with pain. KV then stands to the side, positioning his right leg before the connects with a Roundhouse to the chest. Parish collapses to the mat. KV drops to his knee and thinks about a cover, but then changes his mind and picks Parish back up.
Stanyer: I don't think I've ever seen King Volcano like this, not even back in his hardcore days.
Dawg: I hate to say this, but I think King Volcano is finally starting to show some of his true power. And I don't know about you, but it scares the hell out of me.
King Volcano rears back and hits the Fire Within (Kung Fu Punch). All the time he has been delivering the punishment, the face of KV has not changed, the angry concentrated look remains as he pull Parish up and throws him to the ropes before hitting the Infernoplex. (Underhook Belly to Belly Suplex). KV again looks like going to cover, but instead he pulls Parish up to his feet. He then lifts the small man up onto his shoulder. He casually walks around the ring before he then drives him into the canvas with a Slam. He flicks his hair back and does a throat cut motion, he stands and waits for Parish to get up. He then tackles him down looking for the Eruption of Destruction (Ultimate Armbar), but somehow Parish manages to fight out and then rolls away and out of the ring. KV slowly gets to his feet as Parish grabs his US title from the timekeepers table and walks around the ring. KV is stalking him from in the ring, Parish keeps his eyes away from KV and begins to head up the ramp. KV realises what is happening and gets out of the ring and begins to follow Parish. But the self-professed Giant Killer steps up his pace and heads through the curtain. King Volcano continues to walk as if he is stalking Parish, behind him the bell rings and the referee signals for a double countout. KV doesn't even bother to look back and heads through the curtain looking for Parish.
Referee's decision: Double Countout.
Stanyer: I have never in my life seen a wrestler dominate a match so completely, will anyone ever want to face King Volcano again?
Dawg: I doubt the Light-Heavyweights will fancy their Giant Killing chances against him anymore.
Stanyer: I doubt even the mighty Gambino would want to face him when he is like that.
Dawg: I'd say there were only two people in PWF history that could have beat him like that, DeMoN, and Big Dave, not the announcer you see on Armageddon, his son.
Stanyer: And they both weighed over 500lbs. He probably wouldn't listen, but some words of advice for Parish. RUN.
The camera cuts backstage where we see Mr. Walrus and Theros Macalvia lurking backstage. Walrus has a coffee mug in one hand and is swinging it around a bit, as if testing it's effectiveness as a weapon. Theros is perched on an equipment trunk next to the refreshment table from which Walrus pilfered the mug. The Madman lifts up the coffee machine with one hand, then examines it closely. Walrus snickers.
Walrus: Hehehe. That'll work.
Theros: The weight of the world will crush them like bugs.
Walrus: Exactly. And if that doesn't work, the weight of the coffee machine will.
Theros and Walrus laugh a bit, then the camera zooms in on the door that they have been standing next to for the past few moments. It reads "Team Brutal Force".
Meanwhile, inside the locker room of Team: Brutal Force
Sue: ...and they never heard of the lemonade seller again.
Barry: That's an interesting story, Sue.
Leroy: Yeah, but what does it have to do with us?
Sue: Once again, you miss the point. You have to stand up for yourselves, you are PWF Hardcore Tag team (beep)ing Champions!! You guys have to be more Brutal!!!!
Leroy: What do you mean? We attacked Walrus & Theros like you wanted us to.
Barry: Yeah, and all it did was piss them off so much they ambushed us at Armageddon.
Sue: They need to be taught respect.
Leroy: Wise Man, he say - 'The fool often confuses friendship for loyalty, and fear and anger for respect.'. Bruce Leroy, he say - 'Yeah, right! Like hitting someone with cleaning products is a huge sign of respect!'.
Barry: And what happened to you during the fight?
Leroy: Yeah, little Miss coward. You dived out of there quicker than Homer into that pile of potato chips.
Sue: Me? I ain't going anywhere near those two. Who knows what I could catch? They are filthy weirdos.
Barry: Nice to know we have your support.
Sue: You do, which is why I have arranged a match.
Leroy: Us versus Them?
Sue: No way. Those two don't deserve a shot at the championship. This is going to be Barry versus Walrus.
Barry: Hmm... sounds like fun.
Sue: (beep) fun!! You are going to destroy that freak! You will send a message to all the lowlife scum in this fed. 'We are Team: Brutal Force. Get out of our way, or prepare for Brutalisation!!!!!!!'
Barry and Leroy glance at each other.
Leroy: Uh, riiiiight.
Barry: Yeah, a 'message'. OK, Sue. Will do.
Leroy: Uh, come on Barry. We need to hit the gym.
Barry: You are right Leroy.
Sue: Yes, that's it. Pump yourselves up. That way you can cause more damage to that long-toothed moron and his stringy-haired friend. I am going to listen to my headphones for a while, so don't come back in here and disturb me.
Sue puts on her headphones and tinny music come blaring out.
Leroy: Don't worry.
Sue: What?
Barry: We won't.
Sue: Huh?
Leroy and Barry leave Sue to her music and exit the locker room.
Barry: Sue has really lost it.
Leroy: I know, but she is our friend. What can we do.
Barry: Well, we could... Owwwww!!!!!!!!!!!
Sadly we will never find out what they could do, because at that precise moment a coffee cup hits Barry square in the forehead. Leroy turns, straight into a madman propelled, beverage producing missile. Leroy crashes to the floor. Theros follows that up by whacking Barry around the head with the machine. Walrus runs in and grabs the stunned Barry. he and Theros then pick him up for the double powerbomb. They launch Barry straight down onto Leroy and the two collied with a sickening thud. W&T then produce packets of 'Ground Columbian extra strong mountain roast coffee' and proceed to fill Brutal forces mouth with then brown powder. They survey their work, and then...
...Walrus and Theros bump fists. Walrus looks around blankly, then realizes something.
Walrus: Man, that made me really have to take a leak. Back in a sec.
Walrus walks off and sounds of someone urinating can be heard. Theros shrugs and looks at the camera.
Theros: The time draws near, the time that the dark retakes the world from which it has been pushed. Pushed over the edge, to the underground...
Theros draws a breath to continue when Walrus walks back into the frame adjusting his pants.
Walrus: Ah, much better. Geeze man, what the fack are you talking about? Even I didn't get that. That's pretty sad if it's too weird for me.
Theros: The oddness is the way of the world.
Walrus: Whatever, man. Let's go before that man-woman that hangs around with these guys shows up. She could mop the floor with us.
Theros looks at Walrus oddly.
Walrus: Don't tell me you're not scared of a woman with a penis, dude. Now let's roll.
Walrus and Theros walk off down the hall, basking in the glory of the ass-kicking they've just administered, but also fearing the man-woman known as Sue Plex.
Camera goes to Canadian Kaos's, Grimm is sitting talking to Hanibal
Grimm: Dude you should really rejoin C.O.S...we need more guys
Hanibal: I don't know man...
Grimm: Come on!
Hanibal: What if Volcano tries and kill me?
Grimm: Don't worry dude I'll cover you..now lets get thinking about kicking Forest Gump and The Ringmaster's asses all over the ring!!
Hanibal: hell yea!
Grimm: One question..why did you attack Golgotha?
Grimm waits for a response
Hanibal: Dude you know how bad i've wanted that Lightweight title that rest around's that ass puppet's waste. Thats why i've been training with Mick for so long.
Grimm: AHH following in my foot setps eh?
Hanibal: Nah i have bigger plans then that! haha But I'm not sure about this Cult of Shadows stuff.
Hanibal finishes lacing up his boots and stands up.
Grimm: Don't worry about it, like I said before, everything will be ok..
Hanibal: Whatever if you say so. Now lets go out there and show them what the Hanibal effect is all about!
Grimm: More like the kaos effect?
Hanibal: Sure that works too! hah lets get goin..
Hanibal and grimm exit there locker room and make there way tp the ring........
We cut to a scene where a seriously angry King Volcano is stalking backstage, he doesn't speak, but he continually throws stuff out of his path. Suddenly something falls from the air and hits King Volcano on the head, he drops like a light and there is a loud crash as a case of some kind lands next to King Volcano. The camera pans upwards to see Silas Parish on a small scaffolding above the area. He has a sick smile on his face.
Stanyer: Did you see what Parish just did to King Volcano?
Dawg: A little push, and down goes the Giant, just like he promised.
Stanyer: He could have killed KV, that's if he didn't kill him. Wait, I'm being told he's receiving medical attention as we speak. Well, we hope to have more news after the match.
"Roots, Bloody Roots" by Sepultra hits as the lights go black. Blue strobes light the building up for brief instants at a time. The Heelmaster, Kevin Shane, walks onto the ramp and flips the entire crowd off. He makes several lewd gestures to make the fans boo him even more. He then walks down to the ring, laughing to himself and bad mouthing several fans. He steps into the ring and motions for everyone to kiss his ass.
James: Introducing from Pitsburgh, Pennysylvania, weighing 257lbs, The Heelmaster.
'The Crimson Gump' hits, and Tate Bell rushes out of the back, wearing his blue and white jersey over his clothes, with Bell, 01, on the back. As he runs down the ramp, blue and white pyro's go off just behind him, as the Tron shows Bell tenasiously running at the camera, somewhere. He slides into the ring, and tosses his jersey to the crowd
James: Introducing from Plain Dealing, Louisiana, weighing 245lbs, Tate Bell!!! Crowd Boos
"The sound of Glass Shattering is heard as Red and White Pyros burst from the stage and "Scum of the Earth" by Rob Zombie hits.. More Pyros explode while a red mist slithers it way through the arena. The crowd boos as Grimm and Hanibal appear on stage. Hanibal falls to one knee and Grimm raises his arm. They make their way to the ring and ascend opposite turnbuckles. The lights turn on as Grimm hops down from the turnbuckle.
James: Introducing from Canada, at a combined weight of 467lbs, Grimm and Hanibal, Canadian Kaos.
Report: Tate Bell somehow convinces Heelmaster that he should start out the match. Hanibal starts out for CK. The two tie up, Hanibal takes Bell into a hammerlock. Bell counters with a top wristlock and then pushes Hanibal away. Hanibal goes for a running clothesline, but Bell ducks it and then hits a Hangman's Neckbreaker. Hanibal gets to his feet as Bell hits a number of right hands and then sends him to the ropes before knocking him down with a Heavy Dropkick. Bell then quickly runs to Grimm and dropkicks him off the apron. Bell then tags in Heelmaster and holds Hanibal so that he can deliver a viscious punch to the gut. Heelmaster then throws Hanibal in the corner and begins to pound his face with powerful right hands, he then starts to stomp him down in the corner. Heelmaster pulls Hanibal up to his feet and sends him to the ropes, where Grimm gets in a Blind Tag. Heelmaster hits the Kitchen Sink flipping Hanibal over him, he then goes for a cover, but the referee cannot count, as Hanibal has been tagged out. Heelmaster is about to sit up, when Grimm drops a Leg Drop across the back of his head. Grimm then mounts Heelmaster and pounds him with right hands. He then drags him up and hits an uppercut before sending Heelmaster to the ropes and sends him high into the air with a Flapjack.
Stanyer: Heelmaster has been out for Canadian Kaos for the past week or so.
Dawg: They pissed off Heelmaster at King of the Death Match , and you just don't do that, he has a rather short temper.
Heelmaster gets to his feet and Grimm picks him up and hits the Kryocopter. Grimm covers. .1 .2 .. Heelmaster kicks out. Grimm pulls him up and takes him over to his corner and tags in Hanibal, the two send Heelmaster to the ropes before then both deliver reverse elbows, then come off opposite ropes and Grimm delivers a Leg Drop while Hanibal delivers a Splash. Hanibal hooks the leg. .1 2 Heelmaster kicks out. Hanibal pulls Heelmaster up and hits a Spinning Back Kick, which sends him into the ropes. Hanibal then whips Heelmaster to the opposite ropes and then snaps him over with a Hurricanranna. Hanibal then springsboard onto the 2nd rope and flips off backwards with a Asai Moonsault. He hooks the leg. ..1 .2 . Heelmaster kicks out. Hanibal pulls Heelmaster up and tags Grimm back in, they both hook up Heelmaster and deliver a Double Suplex. Grimm covers. .1 .2 Heelmaster kicks out. Grimm pulls Heelmaster up, but he sneaks in a low blow, which goes un-noticed by the referee. Heelmaster then takes a moment before rolling over to his corner and tagging in Tate Bell. Bell charges in and pulls Grimm up, hitting a couple of quick right hands before he delivers a Snap Suplex. Grimm gets to his feet quickly, Bell kicks him in the gut and then locks in the Belldlam (Canadian Backbreaker) After a few moments he releases the hold and then pulls Grimm back up to tag in his partner. Bell then lifts Grimm up onto the top turnbuckle. He slaps him in the chest as Heelmaster gets in and delivers a right hand to Grimm's gut before climbing up and hooking him up and delivering a Superplex. He hooks the leg. ..1 .2 Grimm kicks out.
Stanyer: Look for Heelmaster to now target the arm of Grimm, it is his trademark.
Dawg: Indeed it is, Heelmaster enjoys hurting people, but breaking their arms is his trademark. I think he gets a kick out of doing it.
As if he could hear Stanyer and Dawg talking, Heelmaster pulls Grimm over to his corner and places his arm over the bottom rope. Bell drops to the floor and pulls the arm down, as Heelmaster drops his full weight down on the arm. Tate Bell pulls the arm into position once more, despite the referee's protests. Heelmaster then repeats the move. Bell is then tagged back in. He pulls Grimm up and snaps him over with a Hiptoss, holding him down with an Armbar. Grimm pulls himself up to his feet and counters the armbar to an arm wrench and then goes for the back heel kick, but Bell ducks it and then delivers the Bellringer (Rack Pancake). He covers. .1 .2 .. Hanibal breaks up the count. Bell quickly drags Grimm over to his corner and tags in Heelmaster. They both pull him up and send him over to the opposite turnbuckle. Tate Bell whips Heelmaster, who reverses the move and sends Tate Bell towards Grimm, crushing him in the corner with a Big Splash. Heelmaster then goes over and wrenches the arm of Grimm over the top rope, putting him in pain. Heelmaster then takes Grimm by the waist and carries him to the centre of the ring, where he dumps him and then locks in Ultimate Heat (Ultimate Armbar). Hanibal is out of his corner like lightning to break up the hold. Heelmaster is quickly up and grabs Hanibal and drags him back, but Hanibal surprises him with a boot to the gut and then the Hanibal Effect. (Evenflow DDT). Hanibal is heading back to his corner, but Tate Bell has seen enough and charges out of his corner and body tackles Hanibal from behind, and then quickly locks in For Whom the Bell Tolls (Cross Heel Hold). It isn't long before we see Hanibal tapping from the hold, but the bell does not ring, as neither are the legal men.
Dawg: What is the ref doing? Hanibal tapped out? Heelmaster & Tate Bell have won!!
Stanyer: They are not the legal men, they can do what they like, it won't count.
Dawg: God-damn rules.
Heelmaster and Grimm are back up and exchanging punches. Hanibal and Tate Bell are fighting on the outside. Grimm seems to be winning the battle and sends Heelmaster to the ropes where he sends him flying with a Spinning Back Elbow. Heelmaster gets up and takes The Bone Breaker (Spinning Hook Kick) clean on the jaw. Grimm covers. 1 ..2 Heelmaster kicks out. Grimm picks up Heely and looks for a Suplex, but Heelmaster knees him in the gut and then lifts him up and delivers a Brainbuster DDT. He covers. .1 2 . Somehow Grimm kicks out. Heelmaster gets angry and holds one finger up to signal for "one more". He lifts Grimm up for the Brainbuster, but somehow he escapes behind and hooks Heelmasters head as he falls, and immediately hits the Fear Factor (Diving Reverse DDT). Grimm covers. ..1 ..2 ..3!!!! Hanibal holds Tate Bell back to stop him breaking up the count. Canadian Kaos pick up a win on their first proper tag match back together.
Canadian Kaos d. Heelmaster & Tate Bell
8:40 Pinfall
Stanyer: Ck with a big win there.
Dawg: Tate Bell still looking for his first win here in the PWF.
Stanyer: He looked good tonight, his win will come, sooner rather than later.
We cut backstage and see King Volcano loaded into an ambulance on a stretcher. The door shuts for a moment. Then suddenly there is a loud crashing noise and the door busts open, and an even more pissed off King Volcano steps out. He head drips with blood, he begins to stalk on, looking for Parish.
Camera's break to the back walking around the corner Homicide can be seen getting ready to leave. Out of nowhere Solo jumps him. At first Homicide puts up a fight then is speared into the wall. Stalking Homicide taunting him to get up, Solo waits. Homicide finally gets to his feet only to nailed in the gut with a boot, followed with the Painfull Memories.
Solo: No one calls me out and walks away standing. You and the rest of the PWF will find out why I am the giver of Pain... Painfull Memories.
Solo looks down at the partly out Homicide. Gives him couple more boots to the head. Then reaches down and lifts his head up.
Solo: Hey Homicide looks like you just became victim number one. Unfortunately you wont be the last. Isn't Hell just a bitch?
Dropping Homicide's head to the floor, Solo takes off out the back door. Camera's try to catch up with him, but he gone. Riding his custom built bike out of sight.
Stanyer: This Hardcore match was demanded moments ago by Barry Burton, after the attack by The Madmen.
Dawg: Not surprisingly, but I predict the same outcome.
"Gonna Fly Now" Hits. Barry walks straight out from the back. He walks towards the ring , shadow boxing as he goes. He completely ignores the crowd. Leroy follows after him, dancing slightly and waving to the crowd. Barry climbs into the ring and goes to his corner and slumps down. He sits here, his eyes never leaving his opponents corner until the match begins.
James: Introducing from New York, weighing 228lbs, one half of Brutal Force, Barry Burton!! Crowd Cheers
"I'm Destroying The World" by Guttermouth cranks over the speakers as a black and blue spiral appears on the video screen. The spiral swirls in time to the music and a laughing cartoon walrus appears at the centre of it. Shortly after the song begins, Mr. Fackin' Walrus himself struts out through the curtains with a goofy grin on his face. He pauses at the top of the ramp to "Do The Walrus", then he heads down to the ring and climbs in. He "Does The Walrus" again, then energetically hot dogs for the fans as he awaits the beginning of the match.
James: Introducing, from Ravencroft Mental Institution, weighing 266lbs, Mr Walrus.
Report: The two men immediately attack each other and exchange right hands. Burton hammers Walrus back into the turnbuckle. But Walrus reverses and begins to stomp down Burton. He then pulls him up and delivers a knee to the gut, he sends Burton to the ropes and then knocks him off his feet with a Spinning Wheel Kick. Burton gets up a little stunned. Walrus kicks him in the gut and goes for a Sitout Powerbomb, but Burton counters with a Hurricanranna. Walrus rolls through to his feet shaking his head, he turns around and walks into a hard right hand. Burton pulls Walrus up and twists his arm over before hitting the Back Heel Kick. He then makes the cover. .......................1 ....................2 ..................... Walrus kicks out. Burton pulls him up and throws him over the top rope. Burton then backs into the ropes and then runs at Walrus as he gets up and flies over the top rope-taking Walrus down with a Corkscrew Attack. Burton then takes a moment to recover before looking underneath the ring, he finds a trashcan lid, a big stop sign, and a steel chair, he slides all three into the ring, he then slides Walrus into the ring as well. He slingshots over the top rope into a Body Splash before he makes a cover on Walrus. ......................1 ........................2 .................... Walrus kicks out. Burton picks up the Trashcan lid as Walrus gets to his feet. Burton goes to hit Walrus, but he ducks and then hits a Roundhouse Kick knocking the Lid back into the face of Burton. Walrus pulls Burton up to his feet and then delivers a Snap Suplex.
Walrus picks up the Stop Sign and places it on the mat. He pulls Burton to his feet and gives him a bit of trash talk, he then sends Burton to the ropes and lifts him up and drops him face first on the sign with a Flapjack, surprisingly Burton bounces up to his feet. Walrus picks up the Stop Sign as he gets up. Burton turns towards Walrus and he simply throws the sign at him, catching him in the face and putting him down on his back. Walrus makes the cover. ........................1 ...........................2 ....................... Burton kicks out. Walrus picks up Burton and places his head over the Steel Chair. He then comes off the ropes and hits a Leg Drop, sandwiching Burton's head between leg and steel. Burton's rolls around clutching his head, which is now bleeding. Burton pulls himself to his feet and Walrus smashes the chair into his Burton. He then climbs up to the top rope. He goes for the Shooting Star Press, but Burton rolls out of the way and Walrus finds nothing but Canvas. Suddenly Theros runs down to the ring with a trash can in hand, He slides into the ring and smacks Barry in the face and head 4 times. Out of the crowd comes Leroy Greene, He slides into the ring and kicks the can right into Theros's face sending him up and over the ring. Leroy and Theros begin to fight up the ramp as Burton places the garbage can right below him and Walrus and tries to hit a brainbuster but Walrus slides down the back and turns him around for the Wrath of The Walrus right on the can. Walrus covers quickly ..1 ..2 .3!!!!!!!!
Stanyer: That match was pretty confusing .
Dawg: Reminds me of the old Hardcore division, where virtually anything goes, and in this case, everything went.
The Camera cuts to the canteen of the PWF Building. There aren't many around, as most are preparing for tonight's matches. Two of those there though are the Real McCoy and Power G. McCoy's eating a big dinner while G is just with a sandwich.
McCoy: Hey, G. Not so fast. Don't want you having indigestion tonight. Not that it would stop you regaining the titles. I mean, 3 against 1, how could we lose?
McCoy laughs and then tucks into his meal again. Power G takes another bite of his sandwich and just carries on staring
McCoy: You know G, I've been thinking. You many not even have to use any energy tonight. Poppa's not going to be happy having to team with Sabre, and Sabre sure ain't happy with Poppa alongside him. They'll be so busy concentrating on each other that you and MVD might be able to just sit and watch.
McCoy takes another mouthful of his food.
McCoy: Unless Sabre gets into a bit of trouble then you might have to give a helping hand. Can't see that happening though.
McCoy looks tries to look through the window even though it's some distance away. He gives up and gets back to his food.
McCoy: Anyway.......
The double doors to the Canteen swing open and Mayhem and his cameraman charge in.
Mayhem: Real McCoy and Power G, any thoughts on tonights match?
McCoy: Oh, I've got thoughts alright. I'm thinking, what the hell do you think you're doing charging in here like that? I'm thinking, who do you think you are interupting me while I'm eating? and I'm thinking, when are you going to pνss off?
Mayhem: Woah, calm down.
Mayhem turns to his cameraman and talks quietly.
Mayhem: Must be worried that MVD and Power G are gonna lose tonight.
Mayhem laughs but tries to stiffle it. McCoy, though, has heard him.
McCoy: What?
Mayhem: Eh?
McCoy: What were you saying to him?
Mayhem: Nothing.
McCoy: Don't give me that shνt.
McCoy pulls out the mic he's got attached to the back of his belt.
McCoy: Now listen here. There's hasn't been a match since Power G and MVD joined the PWF that I've been so confident in. We WILL take the titles back tonight. Period.
McCoy stares into the eye's of Mayhem.
McCoy: Now get out of here.
The cameraman and Mayhem back towards the door. As they are about to go through, McCoy picks up a plate and throws it towards them. Mayhem quickly closes the door as the plate smashes into the door.
The lights dim in the arena and the fans start to wonder who will be coming through the curtain. Yellow, and black lasers shoot down towards the stage and smoke enclouds the rampway. The titantron lights up with the name "Sandstorm" on it in sand. A huge gust of wind can be heard and the name on the titantron blows away. All of a sudden, "Papercut" by Linkin Park erupts over the P.A system and the fans start to cheer. Sandstorm suddenly emerges from the smoke and struts down to the ring, slapping the fans' hands on his way. He enters the ring and does his signature taunt. The music cuts off, and the lights turn on. Sandstorm waits in the ring for his unlucky foe to make his presence felt.
James: Introducing from Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada, weighing 266lbs, The Rage of the Sahara, Sandstorm
Sandstorm angrily walks across the ring and snatches the mic from the awaiting ring announcer.
Sandstorm: I've had enough of this! Everyone taking advantage of the Methods Of Mayhem, because we are not taken seriously! Well I say to those who doubt our strength, you will soon see what we can accomplish, because we are the Methods Of Mayhem for a very good reason!
The crowd shows respect for the MoM by cheering and starting an MoM chant.
Sandstorm: You know what, even though some of the PWF superstars doubt us, you, the fans have always been behind us, which is why I will not make you wait any longer, to see what we have to prove, and what I must prove as the leader. So I'm stepping forward and I'm gonna do something about this situation. THEROS MACALVIA!! Get your crazy ass out here so I can beat you so bad that you will be officially sane!
Sandstorm throws the mic outside of the ring and impatiently awaits the entrance of "The Madman" Theros Macalvia.
Suddenly wild laughter echoes through the arena, the lights flashing purple and red. Theros appears on stage, his hands on his hips as he laughs. After several moments the laughs die off, and Ozzy's 'Crazy Train' hits. Theros stalks down towards the ring, a confident smirk on his face as the music continues to boom. Theros rolls into the ring and starts laughing again. The music then shatters into another chorus of wild laughter.
James: Introducing from Syracuse, New York, weighing 282lbs. "The Madman" Theros Macalvia Crowd gives out a big cheer
Stanyer: Sandstorm demanded that Theros Macalvia come out and face him after seeing his fellow wrestlers being taken advantage.
Dawg: No doubt if he wants to be the leader of the Methods of Mayhem, he has to take control.
Report: Theros attacks Sandstorm before the bell rings with a spear through the ropes. Both men fall to the ground and get to their feet. Theros slams Sandstorms head into the iron post. Theros throws Sandstorm back in the ring and follows. The bell rings as both men enter the ring. Theros picks up Sandtorm and whips him into the turnbuckle chest first. Theros spears Sandstorm from the behind.
Stanyer: The madman going nuts Sandstorm
Dawg: Maybe it was the caffeine. Should Theros be on any drugs?
Stanyer: Well, I wouldn't exactly consider coffee a drug.
Theros picks up Sandstorm and hits a backbreaker and goes for the cover. 1.... Sandstorm kicks out. Sandstorm grapples the madman and hits a side suplex. Theros gets up and irsih whips Sandstorm but is reversed. Sandstorm runs at Theros and hits "The Sahara Wind" (Kitchen Sink). Theros is on the ground holding his gut looking as if the wind has been knocked out of him. Sandstorm lifts up Theros and knee strikes him in the gut again. Sandstorm hits a pile driver and goes for a cover. 1...2.... Theros kicks out. Theros gets to his feet and swings at Sandstorm but he ducks and hits an "Eye Of The Sphinx" (Super DDT). Sandstorm goes for the cover 1....2..... Theros barely kicks out. Sandstorm looks to the ref in shock. Sandstorm gets up and attempts to irish whip Theros into the ropes but Theros reverses. Sandstorm comes back and slides under Theros legs. Sandstorm gets up while Theros is still looking the other way and puts him in a torture rack, which quickly ends in a neck breaker.
Stanyer: Sandstorm nails the "Mummification" (Rack Pancake)
Sandstorm goes for the cover 1....2..... Theros kicks out. Theros gets up and kicks Sandstorm in the gut and goes for a power bomb but is unsuccessful. He double axe handles Sandstorms back then tosses him through the ropes. Sandstorm does not go to the floor as he managed to grab the ropes. Sandstorm starts to get as sees the madman coming to him. Theros flips over the top rope and Sandstorm to the outside landing on his feet. Facing the barricades, he backs up and puts his head in between Sandstorms legs and power bombs him down. Theros climbs in the ring. Sandstorm stays outside for almost the full count before returning to the ring. Some wild boots to the head greets Sandstorm as he enters the ring. Theros hits his trademark Crazy Train (Oklahoma Slam). Sandstorm is lying motionless on the ground. Theros goes for a Headplant but Sandstorm rolls out of the way.
Dawg: Sandstorm playing possum.
Theros is not moving this time and appears to be knocked out cold. Neither men move but finally Sandstorm drapes his arm over Theros for the cover 1....2.... Theros puts his leg on the bottom rope. Sandstorm gets up and pulls up Theros. Sandstorms lifts Theros for the "The Nirvana" (Spiral Bomb) and slams him down into the pin. 1......2........3......
Stanyer: He got him!
Sandstorm d. Theros Macalvia
7:46 Pinfall
Cameras cut to Sabre, who stands alone in a hallway near a coffee machine, mumbling to himself...
Sabre: 'This is bull. If it wasn't for Poppa and his stupid tag title fetish I'd be the PWF World champion by now. When I find the shmoe that forced me to tag with that ungratful pile of steaming... stinking...'
As Sabre grits his teeth, Ted Tedison walks up to him, mic in hand...
Tedison: 'Sabre, have you spoken with Poppa about the match tonight pitting you both against MVD and Power G?
Sabre: 'Why the hell should I? As far as I'm concerned, Poppa can handle them both himself.'
Tedison: 'Well, I won't take anything away from Poppa, but I'm not sure if even he could take on the combined might of the gWo members.'
Sabre: 'If that's the case, then I WILL be taking something from Poppa tonight.'
Tedison: 'Meaning?'
Sabre: 'Meaning, if he needs my help, which he obviously does, then that means I'll be taking one of those titles and putting it over my shoulder. I'm sick of him thinking he won those things with his bare hands when everyone knows I was the one that scored the pinfall.'
Tedison: 'Well, if you recall...'
Sabre: 'Shut up! The one with the talent should be the one holding the belts, and the team of Sabre and Poppa only had one guy pulling the weight around... and that guy was me. Whether it was in the ring or cutting the promo... Sabre was the man Poppa wanted to be.'
MVD is sitting in the PWF cafe sipping on a nice cold can of coca cola preparing for his tag team battle alongside Power G against Sabre & Poppa...... the camera cuts in to catch the thougts of the gWo leader
MVD: - BURP! Ah thats better, nothing like a nice cold Van Dam-wiser to prepare you for the big match.
Those guys really won't know what hits them tonight, that I guarentee. Everyone's favourite tag team MVD..&..Power G ( 2 thumb pose) will become 2 time PWF tag champions this evening, just to show that we can own any god damn belt in this organisation and beat any god damn misfit tag team on this roster.
That's right, what has happened to your beloved Sabre & Poppa, the 2 dancing idiots who somehow managed to win the gWo's belts!
Well after tonight, as my favourite recording artist George Michael would say Huge boos heard from inside the arena at the mention of George
MVD: "I'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet ain't got no rythym"........... just you think about that Poppa, when your partner reaches for that tag!
MVD stands up having finished his can of Coke and is about to leave when Sabre enters the cafe and a stare down begins for a few moments.............
The 2 slowly begin to move towards each other and then Sabre stops as MVD continues to walk past............... no eye contact is made what so ever.
The camera zooms to the face of Sabre with MVD walking through a door in the background. It slams shut, and the screen fades to black as Sabre bares a small grin on his face
Stanyer: This should be, interesting Will Sabre even turn up for the match?
Dawg: Judging by his reputation, no, I doubt it.
"Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed begins to play, the lights dim to a dark green as the gWo logo appears on the tron, and a light version appears on the rampway and in the middle of the ring. Then as the voice kicks in Power G walks out onto the ramp, he starts to hit himself as MVD walks out behind him carrying a bottle of water and a kendo stick. The two walk down to the ring together. They both slide in under the bottom rope. MVD climbs the turnbuckle while Power G turns away from the corner and waits with his arms folded. MVD empties the water bottle over his forehead and then he does his trademark two thumb pose before springing down to the mat.
James: Introducing at a combined weight of 466lbs, Power G and Matt Van Dam, the green World Order!!!
The lights begin to dim and the fans quiet down in anticipation. The words "Real Show" fade in and out on the dark UltraTron, and the lights suddenly turn on and fire works blast off as a customized version of Limp Bizkit's My Way starts up
James: "Coming to the ring at this time, weighting in at 285 pounds, 'The Real Show' Big Poppa!
The audience goes mad as Big Poppa emerges through the Havoc curtains. He does a air-guitar taunt to the tune of the song, and dances down to the ring
Sabre's music, "Brand New Hate" by the Backyard Babies hits the arena, but after 30+ seconds there is no sign of Sabre.
Stanyer: Looks like Sabre isn't going to turn up after all
Report: Sabre isn't at ringside yet, but MVD and Power G jump Poppa before the bell rings. The two stomp down Poppa as Sabre's music "Brand New Hate" is still playing. Power G sets MVD over the middle rope, while MVD slingshots over the top rope and hits Poppa over the head with a Leg Drop. The referee orders MVD to stay on the apron, he is happy to oblige. Power G props Poppa up in the corner and begins to deliver big knife edge chops to him. As he does so, Sabre walks out of the entrance. He has a very casual air about him as he saunters down to the ring. No rushing for him. As Power G whips Poppa to the ropes and hits a Back Body Flip. Sabre climbs up onto the apron and then waits there leaning against the turnbuckle. Power G tags in MVD and then both send Poppa to the rope and deliver a double Drop Toe Hold. Power G then sits on Poppa and locks in a camel clutch as MVD comes off the ropes and delivers a Two Footed Dropkick to Poppa's face. MVD covers. ..1 2 . Sabre half looks like he is going to get in the ring, but Poppa kicks out anyway. MVD pulls Poppa up and taunts him a little, Poppa suddenly begins a fightback by delivering some powerful right hands to MVD, he sends him to the ropes and then sends MVD flying with an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex. Poppa and MVD stay down. Poppa crawls over to Sabre holding his hand out. Sabre pays no attention and reaches into his tights and pulls out something, it turns out to be a nail file, and he begins to tidy up his nails.
Stanyer: Your telling me that Sabre is doing his nails, while Poppa has to fight both gWo members on his own?
Dawg: It's Poppa's fault, he kept blaming Sabre for losing the Tag Titles, he should have expected retribution.
MVD gets a tag to Power G, who drags Poppa away from Sabre. Power G lifts Poppa up and kicks him in the gut. He then scoops him over his shoulder and walks around with the big man for a moment, before delivering a Big Shoulder Breaker. Power G then covers. .1 2 .. Poppa kicks out. Power G picks up Poppa and throws him into the corner, he then tags in MVD. He whips him to the opposite corner and then goes over and goes down on all fours. Power G runs at MVD and uses him as a springboard to hit the Air on a G String (Poetry in Motion). Power G gets out of the ring as MVD pulls Poppa down for a cover. 1 2 .. Poppa kicks out. MVD stands over Poppa and performs the Old Man Stink. He then pulls Poppa towards his corner and tags Power G, who stays on the apron, as MVD gets to it as well. They both slingshot over and MVD hits a Leg Drop while G hits a splash. Power G covers. ..1 2 somehow Poppa gets his shoulder up. Power G pulls Poppa up and goes for the G Power Slam (Olympic Slam), but exactly as he did at the PPV, Poppa escapes behind and goes for the Paptizer (Sleeper Drop) But this time Power G has learnt his lesson and counters with a Mule Kick. Power G pulls Poppa up and suddenly Big Poppa comes out with an amazing uppercut which catches Power G on the jaw and stuns him momentarily. Poppa quickly grabs G by the throat with both hands and hits a Two Handed Chokeslam. He then begins to crawl to Sabre.
Stanyer: Will Sabre give Poppa a tag this time? Or will he sit and watch as his former best friend gets dismantled by the gWo.
Dawg: Why not? It's not as if he matters to Sabre anymore.
The crowd are urging Sabre to make the tag, Poppa is by Sabre and reaching desperately for a tag. Suddenly Sabre reaches out and tags himself in. An unbelievable pop goes up around the arena. Power G also gets a tag and the two charge into the centre of the ring and then stop, both going eye to eye staring at each other. MVD then raises his hand up and taps Sabre on his forehead with his little finger. Sabre staggers backward, pirouettes and then falls down backwards. MVD places his little finger on Sabre for the cover. The referee makes the count, as he has no other choice. .1 ..2 Poppa dives and just breaks up the count. But it is in vain as Power G quickly delivers a G Power Slam to Poppa. MVD still has to cover Sabre. .1 ..2 .3!!!!! MVD and Power G celebrate like they have just won the Superbowl. But after this, they turn on Poppa and stomp him down into the mat.
Stanyer: This is a setup, and complete and total setup. We've all been duped.
Dawg: Yeah, good isn't it?
Stanyer: Oh no, not this, hasn't Poppa been humiliated enough?
MVD has dragged Poppa into the middle of the ring. The Real McCoy is now at ringside and he hands MVD something. It appears to be a Spraycan. MVD hands it to Sabre, who then begins to spray "gWo" in green paint on Poppa's back.
Dawg: Hey, who's that sneaking up on The Real McCoy?
Stanyer: If I didn't know better, I'd swear it was The Real McCoy.
The Mystery Man suddenly snaps a bag over McCoy's head, while the backs of the three men in the ring are facing away from him. The Man drags McCoy up the aisle. The gWo turn just to see him heading through the entrance, quickly they leave Poppa and head after the mystery man.
Stanyer: I have no idea who that man is, but he just captured Power G's manager.
Dawg: Whoever he is, will have hell to pay from the gWo.
We cut to the parking lot, where King Volcano appears to be stalking around looking for Silas Parish. Suddenly there is a screeching of tires and a car speeds towards King Volcano, who dives to the side in the nick of time. The camera just catches the face of the driver, it was Silas Parish. King Volcano gets up with an even angrier look on his face and then stalks over to what must be his car, he gets in and drives off in the direction of Silas Parish at high speed.
Report: Hunt and Gambino appear to be in a discussion about who will start out the match, when suddenly they both turn and jump Davey K and Eraser. Gambino pounds Eraser into the corner with right hands, Hunt and Davey K break to the outside where Hunt gains control and slams Davey's head into the ring post, then the referee breaks the two of them up and makes them go to their corners. Gambino has Eraser up and sends him to the ropes where he knocks him down with a quick clothesline. Eraser is quickly up to his feet where Gambino holds him in a headlock and tags in Hunt, who drives a big right hand into Eraser's gut before delivering a couple of right hands to the face and then sends him to the ropes. Hunt then catches Eraser with a perfect Dropkick to the face. He takes a moment to show off to the crowd how good he is then pulls Eraser back up. He whips him into the corner and then walks in and hits a hard knife edge chop. Hunt follows it up with another couple of chops and then goes to whip Eraser out of the corner, but he reverses and then pulls Hunt back towards him and goes for a Short Arm Clothesline, but Hunt ducks it and goes into a waistlock on Eraser, who counters with a Reverse Elbow to Hunt's face. Eraser then sends Hunt to the corner and then follows in with a splash, but Hunt sidesteps it and then hooks both of Eraser's arms and takes him down with a Backslide. 1 ..2 Eraser kicks out. Eraser gets to his feet and gets in a boot to Hunt's gut, he then delivers a powerful uppercut before sending Hunt to the ropes and then sending him high into the air with a back body drop. Hunt staggers up to his feet, Eraser backs into the ropes, but Gambino sneaks in a knee to his back. Hunt then charges and clotheslines Eraser over the top rope. Hunt then distracts the referee while Gambino pulls Eraser up and sends him crashing into the steel steps. Gambino then chokes Eraser with his boot before rolling him back into the rings. The referee reprimands Gambino for rolling him into the ring, but that's all he saw. Hunt tags in Gambino, who delivers a quick Leg Drop and then covers. 1 ..2 Eraser kicks out.
Stanyer: Typical of the gWo, always trying to circumvent the rules.
Dawg: It's only illegal if you get caught.
Stanyer: And the damn gWo never seem to get caught.
Gambino pulls up Eraser, but is surprised when he explodes with a flurry of right hands. Eraser then sends Gambino to the ropes and plants him with a Spinebuster. Eraser then falls to the mat and begins to crawl towards his corner. Gambino pulls himself to his feet as Eraser dives to tag in Davey K. He rushes into the ring and hits Gambino with a lightning fast volley of right hands. Davey sends him to the ropes and then knocks him down with a Reverse Elbow. Gambino gets up as Davey comes off the ropes himself and takes Gambino down with a Diving Elbow. Davey goes for a quick cover. 1 ..2 Gambino kicks out. Davey pulls Gambino up to his feet and taunts Hunt, who tries to get in the ring, which prompts senior referee, Mark Johnson to go across and stop Hunt from getting in the ring. Eraser gets back in the ring, and he and Davey deliver a Double Powerbomb to the former World Champion. Davey covers as Eraser quickly exits. Mark Johnson hears the call of Davey and spins around to make the count. .1 ..2 . Hunt breaks up the count. Hunt goes for Davey, but gets clocked with a right hand, and then the referee blocks his path. Davey mounts Gambino and delivers a series of right hands to his forehead. He then pulls him up and whips him to the corner, he follows him in and delivers a Splash before he hooks his head and delivers the K Factor (Bulldog). Davey then pulls Gambino up and takes him over to his corner and tags in Eraser. The two send Gambino to the ropes and then lift him up Flapjack Style, before delivering Snake Eyes on the top rope. Gambino rolls around holding his throat as Eraser covers. .1 2 . Gambino kicks out this time. Eraser picks up Gambino and hits a couple of powerful right hands. He then hooks him around the waist before driving him into the mat with a Belly to Belly Suplex. Eraser isn't finished and waits for Gambino to stagger to his feet before he sending him flying overhead with an awesome Cradle Suplex. He tags in Davey K as he is climbing the ropes. Davey soars with a Flying Elbow Drop and connects perfectly and immediately hooks the leg. .1 .2 .. Hunt breaks up the count. Davey K pulls up Gambino and signals for the crowd to get behind him, and they let out a mighty roar. Davey pushes Gambino back into a neutral corner and begins to lay into him with right hands. Davey then gets in Gambino face and gives him a bit of trash talk, but Gambino counters with a rake to the eyes. Davey staggers around for a moment shaking his head, he turns back towards Gambino, who charges out of the corner and knocks Davey down with a hard clothesline. Both stay down.
Stanyer: A cheap shot from Gambino gets him back into the match, how many times have we seen that?
Dawg: Gambino get's back into all his matches, because he wins damn near all of them!!
Stanyer: I meant the cheap rake of the eyes, but I guess you missed that.
Dawg: Rake of the eyes? Don't be silly, he was being nice for a split second, and wiping something from Davey K's brow.
Stanyer: Now that I find hard to believe. Gambino being friendly for even a split second seems highly unlikely to me.
Gambino manages to make it over to Hunt who quickly gets in the ring, Eraser is reaching for a tag when Hunt hits the Six Pack Revolver (FameAsser). Hunt drags Eraser back into the middle of the ring, flips off Davey K and then makes a cover. .1 .2 .. Eraser kicks out. Hunt drags Eraser to his feet and hits him with a couple of chest slaps before he sends him to the ropes and then floors him with a Spinning Heel Kick. Hunt pulls Eraser up and hooks him up from behind and looks for a German Suplex, but Eraser is too heavy, and blocks with a Reverse Elbow. Eraser sends Hunt into the ropes, but he comes off and knocks Eraser down with a Scissors Kick to the face. Eraser staggers back up and Hunt shows perfect leverage and technique to deliver that German Suplex to Eraser, he bridges for a pin. ..1 2 . Davey comes in and breaks up the count. Hunt pulls Eraser towards his corner and throws him down, before tagging in Gambino. The two of them then stomp Eraser down in the corner. Gambino then chokes Eraser with his foot as Hunt leaves the ring. Gambino gets a 5 count, but he simply releases the hold, flips the referee off and then goes back to the choke. Gambino then aggressively pulls Eraser up and then delivers a big Vertical Suplex. He floats over into a mount and pounds Eraser with right hands. Gambino then gets up and walks over Eraser, but as he does so, he places his right boot into Eraser's face and powerfully rubs it across the face. Gambino then tags in Hunt who climbs to the top rope and shows his flying skills with a stunning Senton Bomb. Hunt covers. 1 2 . Davey K breaks up the count. Hunt repays the favour from earlier and clocks Davey with a forearm to the back of the head as he tries to leave the ring. Eraser staggers up to his feet and Hunt hooks him up and delivers a Northern Lights Suplex with a bridge. 1 2 Eraser just kicks out in time. Hunt pulls Eraser up and tags in Gambino, who sets Eraser up for the Gambino Bomb, but Gambino can't power up Eraser, who eventually powers out with a Back Body Drop. Gambino staggers up to his feet, only for Eraser to use his last ounce of strength to deliver The Eraser (Strong Lariat) to Gambino. Both men stay down.
Stanyer: Those massive 28" arms of Eraser came close to taking Gambino's head right off. Nobody delivers a Lariat quite like Eraser.
Dawg: Trust me, Gambino has taken it before, and he'll take it again, and still come back.
Both men slowly crawl to their corners and make tags, a massive pop goes up from the crowd as Davey gets into the ring and unloads on Hunt with right hands. He sends Hunt to the ropes and then knocks him down with a clothesline. Gambino is trying to get up using the ropes, and Davey knocks him through the ropes with a boot to the face. Hunt forearms Davey across the back while he does this and then sends him to the ropes, but Davey reverses and then hits the Kashikaze (Clothesline from Hell) Amazingly Hunt staggers up to his feet. Davey K hooks him up and drives him to the canvas with a Reverse DDT. He hooks the leg. 1 .2 Hunt kicks out. Gambino is about to get into the ring when Eraser, who has now recovered, baseball slides Gambino and knocks him into the barricade, the two then begin to brawl on the outside. In the ring Davey pulls Hunt up and throws him into the corner where he climbs up and begins to deliver right hands as the crowd chant along with him up to 10. Hunt then gets down and walks over to the opposite corner of the ring and taps his thigh. Hunt staggers out of the corner and Davey levels him with the Davey K-O (Superkick). Davey covers. 1 ..2 Hunt kicks out. Davey gets to his feet and signals for the Superstar Slam (Pedigree), at the same time we hear a loud crack as cracks Eraser over the head with a Steel Chair. Davey gives a little wave to a hot blonde in the front row and then sets Hunt up for the Superstar Slam, but Hunt counters by tripping Davey's legs up and then delivering a catapult sending Davey face first into the top turnbuckle pad. Hunt then rolls around in agony holding his head, the referee goes down to him to ask what is wrong. Davey K is staggering around the ring, when Gambino swings from the floor and catches Davey full on the forehead with the Steel Chair. Hunt then makes a miraculous recovery as Gambino throws away the steel chair and begins to stomp on the fallen Eraser. Hunt pulls Davey up and then as if to mock him, he deliver's Davey's own Superstar Slam and then covers. .1 2 ..3!!!!! Leaving both Davey & Eraser out, and a mystified referee. But he raises the hands of Gambino and Hunt and they celebrate in the ring.
Dawg: Another successful night for the gWo.
Stanyer: I don't know how many more "successful" nights for the gWo I can take.
Dawg: I can take all of them, but you are weak minded, so I guess you probably wouldn't be able to take them.
Stanyer: Well, our night in Moscow is over, we are visiting Germany next, with a stop in Bonn for Armageddon on Wednesday, followed by next weeks Havoc from the German Capital of Berlin on Saturday. See you then folks.
The camera fades to the PWF logo as Gambino and Hunt celebrate over the unconcious body of Davey K.