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Live from Beijing, China
30th March 2002
30th March 2002
"Master of Puppet's" by Metallica hits as Pyro's blast off to a surprisingly loud reception from the Chinese Fans. Who are not traditionally wrestling fans. But they seem to have taken to the PWF Superstars since their arrival. The camera passes around the crowd, showing the armed guards at each entrance/exit. The camera then swoops down to the ring.
Stanyer: Hello everyone and welcome to Beijing, China, for the continuation of the PWF World Tour.
Dawg: I hope we can get this leg over with quickly.
Stanyer: Why? Don't you like China?
Dawg: No, it's not as bad as I thought. But I'm looking to our next destination, Moscow, Russia. I want to try some of that Russian Vodka. Wowbowski tells me that there isn't a drink like it in the world.
Stanyer: I get it. Well for those who missed King of the Death Match, go and pay the damn money and WATCH IT.
Dawg: Yeah, it's worth watching, as long as you skip the Main Event, because that was a travesty.
Stanyer: Yes folks, you can guess why he's upset, we have a NEW World Champion in Bloodbath. Not only that, but he is the first EVER PWF Grand Slam Champion. Collecting the European, US, Tag and World Title belts. A Phenomenal Achievement. In fact the only title he's never held in the PWF, is the old Challenge Belt. That's some record.
Dawg: But he had help, from Eraser. But why he helped him, nobody knows.
Stanyer: Don't forget, Eraser attacked Bloodbath afterwards as well, there are a lot of questions unanswered from the PPV.
"Her Ghost In The Fog" by Cradle of Filth begins to play throughout the arena and the crowd rises in unison with a Massive Cheer. A cloud of smoke appears in the entryway. Out of the smoke walks Bloodbath carrying his PWF World Title over his shoulder. He is wearing a small brace on his ankle. Once in the ring, he calls for a microphone and the ring announcer gives it to him.
Bloodbath: "I'll bet a lot of you fans never thought you would see this! Hell, neither did I for a while there. But, I am finally the World Champion of the PWF! King of the Death Match was the greatest night of my life! I not only defeated Antonio Gambino for this belt, but I also beat Davey K earlier in the same evening! That is pretty impressive if you ask me. Another thing that I find impressive is the fact that I am the only wrestler in PWF history to capture eight titles. Eight!"
Bloodbath takes his belt off of his shoulder and sets it on the ground in front of him. Then, he looks at it and begins to shake his head.
Bloodbath: "But, King of the Death Match was not all good. A certain superstar, who had mysteriously vanished weeks ago, made his long-awaited return. While some say he may have been a key factor in the World Title match, I say that the outcome was fate. But, Eraser, after you took out Gambino, for some reason, and raised my arm in triumph you turned on me and stabbed me right in the back! You turned your back on not just me but the entire Cult of Shadows.Your reasoning for this is unknown to me. All I know is that you made it pretty clear to me about what you are after. And, that is my World Tite. But, I can tell you right now that you may as well give up on that idea because I waited too long to gain this belt to give it up that quickly."
Bloodbath walks over towards the ropes on the entryway side. He looks at the Ultra-Tron and begins to speak again.
Bloodbath: "Eraser, I think I speak for everyone when I say that I am just dying to know your reasoning behind your attack. And, since I am going to be a fighting champion, and not just hide behind the Cult like Gambino hid behind the gWo, I propose that you get your @$$ out here so I can get some answers! And, I feel like defending this gold tonight, so why don't we have ourselves a little match tonight so I can prove to you that you have no idea who you are messing with!"
As Bloodbath talks on and the crowd start to get behind him and wanting to know just why Eraser is back and did what he wanted to do. Then all of a sudden a loud scream is heard throughout the arena as "Dragula" by Rob Zombie hits as pyros start to shoot off from around the entrance tunnel. Then as the music plays on Eraser's logo crashes into the titan tron as though it breaks the glass of it. Then the camera drops a bit to see Eraser slowly step out from the back with a grind on his face and slowly creeps to the top of the entrance ramp. (just as Scott Hall does) Eraser then stand up straight as some of the crowd cheers his name but in the back ground a chant starts that Eraser doesn't seem to like.
Eraser: .......
Eraser then grinds before he starts to speak.
Eraser: Bloodbath I had no choice to do what I did. You see I had to come back. As I laid at night watching the PWF on TV I couldn't stand seeing Gambino every night walking out with that title on his shoulder and I couldn't stand being out of the PWF. I didn't only come back just because I was borded or because I was sick of Gambino but I came back to be the PWF Champion and I don't really care who the champ is.
Eraser pauses as Bloodbath walks around in the ring listening just as the whole crowd seems to be doing too.
Eraser: You see Bloodbath it has been a very long time since that title was with me and now it is time for it to come back. So which means that since, you're a fighting champ and gave me the chance to face you tonight that the title may be home way sooner that I thought. Oh yea Bloodbath one more thing that knife I used at KOTDM may be the thing that helped you out.
Eraser by now has made his way towards the ring but is still about half way to it. And he drops the mic as he and Bloodbath just stare at each other.
Stanyer: There is some serious tension between these two wrestlers, it will be a fantastic Main Event, we will see you after the break.
{Commerical Break}
Relive two of the greatest events the PWF has seen in the NEW Classic PWF DVD line from Paramount Pictures.
At End of the World I, see future stars such as Antonio Gambino, Diablo and The Twin Towers before they became main-eventers. Witness Thorn demolish talented opposistion in a Four-Way Last Man Standing match for the Hardcore championship. Watch Solo defend his Hell in a Cell belt once more, this time against newcomer Scarface. And stare in awe as Rumble-winner Karkass takes on The Game for the world title,a match which established The Game as the biggest name in PWF wrestling for many years to come.
End of the World II was named the show to end all shows. Ironically it quite literally did end all shows and this DVD proves why. Anthony Frost, James Stanyer and Bid Dave Lambourne brought you a splendid tag battle between Beastness and Maximum Carnage and a suprise upset when Bud Dawg demolished Diablo, hours before his title shot. Boggle your eyes at an amazing stable match between the Alliance of Darkness and the Reapers of the Night. View Stoney put up a brave fight against Solo, who announced a move to friendly federation MoW Slaughterhouse moments before. Rack your brains with a confusing Hardcore matchup with General Leo and the self-proclaimed Xtreme Master, Blackbird. In a riveting Inferno Triple-threat for the US title, share Crusader's joy at beating such hardened opponents in Leo and Antonio Gambino. See three out of four tag team competetors taken to hospital in a dangerous Tag Team Title match only to be followed by Bloodbath as Dark Warrior wins the Hell in a Cell title match. In a suprisingly brilliant Triple Threat ladder match, see The X pick up the Lightweight Championship.
And finally witness the greatest match of all time as Rumble-winner AND former champion Eraser (aKa The Game) takes on DeMoN, Diablo and current champion FireStorm in a Four-Way Ladder In a Cell match, the best to grace our screens.
DVD Special Features:
Interviews with all the big names e.g Eraser, Diablo and Lords of Ice.
*SPECIAL* limited editon interviews with Mr.Pellington, Stanyer, Big Dave, Anthony Frost, Alison, Gambino, Showstopper and Bloodbath. And the rest of the staff also!
The Making of the PPVs
Saturday Night Havoc, Doomsday and Armageddon 's of the week before each of the aforementioned shows.
Highlights of both Rumble's.
Dolby 5:1 Surround sound.
Crystal clear picture.
Bumper 6-disk set.
{End Commerical}
Stanyer: Welcome back folks, it's been signed for our Main Event. Bloodbath v Eraser for the PWF World Title. What a match that will be. But we have plenty of other matches for you tonight, starting with Masta P taking on Havok.
The ultra-tron shows with the words masta p ETA and a stop watch quickley counting down ,when it stops the areana goes black and the titron slowley zooms in on a white dot which shows masta p under a spotlight. the music kicks in and masta p starts to walk on the video whilst showing clips of the various ass kickings he has given . THe lighting is dark green and then masta p emerges on the stage salutes the fans with one arm and walks confiedently to the ring..
James: Introducing from Los Angeles, California, weighing 289lbs, The Original Bad Boy, Masta P Crowd gives a decent cheer
"Clubbed to Death" by Rob D plays as Havok walks in front of the UltraTron and does his taunt, he then walks through the crowd. He really loves the crowd and will never forget where he came from. His Ultra-Tron video shows him skating and then his finisher.
James: Introducing from Tucson, Arizona, weighing 267lbs. Havok. Crowd Boos
Report: Masta P opens the contest with a hard right hand, Havok comes back with one of his own, but it doesn't affect the big man quite as much. Masta P hits a couple more strong right hands and then sends him to the ropes where he sends Havok high into the air with a Back Body Drop. Havok gets to his feet holding his back. Masta P hits a hard knee to the gut and then throws Havok into the corner where he lays into him with more driving knees to the solar plexus. Masta P then aims his elbow before driving it into Havok's face. He pulls Havok out and sends him to the ropes, where he hits a Samoan Drop. Havok gets up holding his gut again. Masta P lifts him high into the air and then drops him behind him from the Gorilla Press. Masta P pulls Havok up and hooks him in a headlock, and then levels him with a High Knee Lift. Masta P then covers Havok. ..1 2 . Havok kicks out. Masta P casually pulls him up to his feet. He holds him in a headlock and then nails him with a hard uppercut to the face. Havok staggers into the ropes. Masta P charges at him with a clothesline, but Havok ducks and then catches Masta P with a roundhouse kick to the face, which stuns him. Havok then sends Masta P to the ropes, but he reverses and then levels Havok with a devastating clothesline. Havok staggers up to his feet and Masta P kicks him in the gut to set him up for the Masta Bomb. But Havok drops down and then hits Masta P with a low blow. Referee Duane Dibley seems to miss it and Havok quickly hooks Masta P by the head and delivers a DDT.
Stanyer: A cheap shot from Havok.
Dawg: But it might give him a chance of winning this match.
Havok pulls Masta P up and nails him with a haymaker to put him in the corner. Havok then connects with a series of kicks to the gut. Masta P suddenly reverses and nails Havok with a series of forearms to the face. He then whips him to the opposite turnbuckle. Masta P charges in with a big splash, but Havok moves out of the way and P hits the turnbuckle. He turns around and Havok hooks him by the head and delivers a Hangman's Neckbreaker. Havok covers. 1 ..2 .. Masta P kicks out. Havok rolls him over and then locks in a Camel Clutch, wearing down on the big man's neck. Havok releases it and then jumps up and lands with his full body weight on the upper back of Masta P, before going back to the Camel Clutch. Referee Duane Dibley asks Masta P if he wants to give it up, but he shakes his head. Havok releases the hold and then pulls Masta P up. He hooks him from behind and then delivers a Reverse DDT and bounces into a cover. .1 ..2 . Masta P kicks out.
Dawg: Look at this, Havok is easily controlling Masta P, even though he is 100lbs heavier than he is.
Stanyer: I would never say "easily controlling", nobody can easily control someone that big, it's just not possible.
Havok pulls Masta P up and nails a couple of right hands, he then holds him by the head and hits an uppercut. Masta P is stunned by this. Havok then sends him to the ropes and then takes him down with the Dizzy Kick (Spinning Hook Kick). Havok hooks the leg. .1 2 . Masta P kicks out. Havok stands over him and then twists his foot around his face. He then looks to the top turnbuckle and climbs up. He stands up straight and then dives off with a Perfect Flying Elbow Drop. Masta P jolts up in the air on the impact. Havok hooks the leg. .1 2 Masta P just gets his shoulder up. Havok then stands in the corner tapping his thigh, signalling for the Devastation Kick (Sweet Chin Music). He goes for the kick, but Masta P ducks under it and then as Havok spins around Masta P connects with a Running Big Boot to the face. Havok hits the mat so hard he bounces straight back up. Masta P kicks him in the gut and then delivers the Masta Bomb (Jacknife Powerbomb). He hooks the leg. ..1 ..2 .3!!!!
Masta P d. Havok
6:13 Pinfall
Stanyer: Easily controlling him you said.
Dawg: Masta P got lucky, that's all.
Stanyer: He got his ass kicked, that's what he got.
The camera focus's on a very familar scene. Inmate at the refreshment table with a cup of coffee, slipping the clear liquid from the flask still thinking that no one is noticing. Ted Tedison walks up behind him and taps him on the shoulder and immeadtly ducks underneath the punch that flies from Inmate
Tedison: HA! You missed!
Inmate carefully sets down his cup of coffee and adjusts the european title strap on his shoulder
Inmate: What do you want Tedison?
Tedison: Well next week on Havoc you have a title match with Loki, who won the #1 contendership at King of the Death Match.
Inmate: ya ya ya I know. I paid attention to that match. Actually I was kinda hoping Loki would win.
Tedison: And the reasoning behind that would be...... what?
Inmate: On the very last PWF: Ice Age show there was a battle royale. For a title belt. I don't remember what it was now but that's not the important part. I was beating ass as I always do. And Loki was probably off in the corner somewhere cowaring, or planning some stupid prank. Anyway. Me and somehow Loki were the last two left. And through the greatest act of god anyone has ever seen. Loki managed to eliminate me. And you know the saying Tedison, don't ya?
Tedison: ummmm Welcome to Death Row ...... because the Death Sentence has been passed on your ass?
Inmate stares at him as if saying "What the @#%$?!"
Inmate: What the hell are you talking about Tedison? The saying is "Revenge is a dish best served cold" Next Saturday is Revenge night. Now Havok don't you get any ideas now. You had you chance to keep this. It ain't my fault you @#%$ it up.
Tedison: (under his breath) "I'm gonna get out of this interview pain-free." (almost screaming) WOOHOO!! As he begins to sneak away.
Inmate: Tedison, I forgot one last thing so get over here.
Tedison walks back over
Tedison: Yes?
Inmate kicks him in the gut and nails him with the Death Sentence and then gets right in Tedison's face as he's laid out cold
Inmate: I .... DIDN'T ..... MISS!!!
Inmate then lays a couple of boots into Tedison and retreives his "coffee" and heads for his locker room
"Superstar" by Saliva surges through the Arena speakers and the Crowd gives a decent cheer..Red and white lights flash on the ramp way, Hanibal steps through the curtain and the crowd's volume gets even louder. He throws his arms in the air and continues walking to the ring as cameras flash. He climbs up onto the apron and takes a look at the crowd before flinging himself over the top rope...the ring announcer hands Hanibal a mic..He walks back in fourth in the ring before talking...
Stanyer: A surprising ovation and show of respect for Hanibal, considering last week all he got was boos.
Hanibal: Ladies and Gentleman.....Canadian Kaos proudly presents the new PWF Extreme Champion Grimm!!!
Crowd cheers
Hanibal: But lets not forget the runner up no...He deserves something to...
Hanibal turns to the oval tron and a clip of Grimm's match plays...
Stanyer: It's Hanibal, he looks in a bad way, I thought he had gone to a local medical facility?
Dawg: He SHOULD have gone to one, but I guess his hatred for Grimm has brought him back, now it is certain, Heelmaster will be the King of the Death Match.
Amazingly, both Heelmaster and Grimm are getting to their feet. Hanibal collects a Steel Chair and rolls under the barbwire and gets into the ring. He and Grimm stare at each other. Hanibal raises the chair over his head and motions towards Grimm, but at the last second, veers right and cracks the chair over the head of Heelmaster. He and Grimm then hug each other, before Grimm covers Heelmaster. The referee just about manages to make the count. 1 2 3!!!!!"""
the clip ends and the camera fades back into a shot of Ha7nibal..
Hanibal: On second thought what the hell am I talking about..he got what he deserves..an ass beating 1..2..3 in the middle of the ring But from what I've been hearing the whole world wants to know why the hell did I help Grimm .
crowd cheers..
Hanibal: Well you see..after we went through one of the most brutal matches in the PWF..if not the most brutal we both discovered new found respect for each other..and as I was sitting there being attended to by EMTs something struck me and said what I had done was wrong why deprive you the fans from seeing everybody's favorite Tag team Canadian Kaos?
A few Canadian Kaos chants echo through the arena..
Hanibal: But enough about Grimm, What I came out here to address was my match later on tonight with King Volcano.
crowd gives a mixed reaction at the mention of King Volcano's name..
Hanibal: Let me get this straight King Volcano, You think I cheated you out of your belt? You think I got lucky?
Hanibal's voice gets louder and with every word he releases becomes filled with angered emotion
Hanibal: You think one some kind of one hit wonder?! Where were you when i was broken through a that 4 inch thick piece of glass...where were you when i was on my way to the hospital in my own pool of blood...
Hanibal smirks
Hanibal: Wait thats right you were living in the past of old title victorys! I can't even believe you were even the Extreme Champion anyways..you have no clue what extreme is to begin with...but being the nice guy that I am..I'll fill you in on what extreme is.....
Hanibal steps back..
Hanibal: Thats Right you're looking at him and as far as tonight is concerned..you'll just become another victim of the Hanibal effect!
Stanyer: King Volcano was quick to answer Hanibal's open challenge.
Dawg: So was Homicide. Just seems that King Volcano was a bit more vocal about it.
Stanyer: King Volcano was not happy with the outcome at the last PPV and requested a Fire Stones Death match.
Dawg: Hanibal may be at a huge disadvantage here. His opponent has trained in the Orient where they walk on hot coals with there bare feet.
Stanyer: He beat him once, he can beat him again.
Report: King Volcano charges at Hanibal and grabs him by the throat and pushes him back into the turnbuckle. King Volcano continues to choke Hanibal, shaking him wildly. The ref counts 1....2....3...4....King Volcano lets go then reapplies the choke. Hanibal's arms are swinging as King Volcano squeezes. The ref counts 1...2.... 3.... 4... King Volcano breaks the hold. Hanibal's face is beet red. The ref gets in-between the wrestlers and is chewing out King Volcano for the illegal hold.
Stanyer: The big man wasting no time on Hanibal.
Dawg: Jesus. I can see the marks around Hanibal's neck from King Volcanos grip.
Hanibal leans over the top rope and is coughing up a storm. King Volcano grabs Hanibal's head and slams it in the turnbuckle 1...2...3...4...5...6.... 7.... 8...9.... 10 times. Hanibal falls face down to the mat. King Volcano then climbs to the top rope.
Stanyer: I don't believe it! King Volcano is taking it to the top rope.
King Volcano jumps off dropping a knee but Hanibal quickly rolls out of the way. King Volcano misses and drives his knee deep into the mat. Both men lie down for a few seconds but Hanibal is first to his feet. Hanibal leans over and attempts to catch his breath. King Volcano slowly gets up. Hanibal runs over and drop kicks King Volcanos knee knocking the giant down. Hanibal holds King Volcanos leg as he drops his knee into the side of King Volcanos knee. Hanibal grabs King Volcano's foot and drags him across the mat. Hanibal slides outside and slams the leg against the iron post. Hanibal orders the ring announcer to stand up and he takes his chair. Hanibal slams the chair across the knee. Hanibal slides back in the ring. Hanibal steps on King Volcanos head and shouts to him, 'I am larger than Life.' King Volcano grabs both heels of Hanibal and lifts them from under him. King Volcano crawls on top of Hanibal and slams his head into the mat. King Volcano sits on top of Hanibal's shoulder and applies the Molten Rock (sitting reverse armbar). King Volcano twists Hanibal's arm and the ref checks to see if Hanibal submits. Hanibal shakes his head, No, so King Volcano twists the arm more. Hanibal moans and starts kicking his feet against the mat, which appears to build his self-confidence. King Volcano continues to twist the arm and puts almost 400 pounds of body weight on the shoulder.
Stanyer: With all the weight pinning Hanibal down, Hanibal cannot make it to the ropes.
Hanibal reaches into the sandbox with his free hand and grabs a red hot stone. Hanibal quickly places the fire hot stone into the pants of King Volcano who releases the hold immediately. King Volcano stands up hoping the stone falls down his pants but the pressure on his knee forces him to collapse. King Volcano is rolling around the mat screaming in pain. Finally, King Volcano reaches in his pants and takes the hot stone out which he throws at Hanibal.
Dawg: Hanibal just burned the Real King Volcano, if you know what I mean
Hanibal leaps on King Volcano and applies a Camel Clutch. Hanibal digs his index finger deep into the eye socket of King Volcano as he pulls back. The ref checks to see if King Volcano quits but he refuses. King Volcano tries to get to his knees but Hanibal digs his knee into the back of King Volcano as he continues to pull back flattening him out. Hanibal readjusts his hold and slips into a crossface and pulls back again. Again, the ref asks if King Volcano wants to submit but he refuses. King Volcano puts his arm around the waist of Hanibal and attempts to get to his knees. Hanibal quickly jumps over the body of King Volcano and again camel clutches the big man and drives his knee into the back flattening him down. King Volcano refuses to quit and tries to get to his knees again. This time he succeeds and is bulling his head down as Hanibal tries to pull it back. Hanibal then hooks the back leg and somersaults King Volcano over into a pin.
Stanyer: Hanibal just stacked the big man
The counts 1.....2..... King Volcano breaks the hold and kicks out. Hanibal grabs the big mans head and tries to shove it in the sandbox full of hot stones. King Volcano resists but Hanibal hits King Volcano with his forearm in the back of the neck, which seems to give him the advantage. Hanibal pushes King Volcanos face closer and closer and King Volcanos face is less than a half a foot from the hot stones. King Volcano is cussing in Chinese as his head slowly inches towards the hot stones. Sweat is dripping off the head of King Volcano onto the hot coals. Grimm comes racing down the aisle and slides into the ring. Grimm kicks Hanibal and Hanibal releases the hold. Hanibal turns around and sees that it is Grimm and looks at him as if to ask, why? Grimm looks at him and says, 'Sorry man, Cult of Shadows'. Grimm exits the ring but stays and ringside cheering King Volcano.
Stanyer: What a slimeball. After all Hanibal has done for him.
Dawg: The Extreme Champion showing his allegiance to the Cult of Shadows.
King Volcano stands up and creeps up behind Hanibal who is still looking at Grimm with a confused look on his face. Hanibal turns around and King Volcano nails The Percolator (Shoulder Breaker Thrust). King Volcano pushes Hanibal's head down and under hooks both arms. King Volcano then hits the Infernoplex (under hook btb suplex), which Hanibal lands in the sandbox filled with hot stones. Hanibal slowly gets up and and King Volcano unleashes the Fire Within (kung fu strike) which knocks him back into the turnbuckle. King Volcano does a number of kung fu strikes on Hanibal in the corner. King Volcano shouts to the audience King Volcano is King, which gets a huge roar from the audience. Hanibal grabs King Volcanos head and rakes it on the barb wire rope which cuts King Volcanos forehead open. Hanibal then punches KV in the face and then swings a second time, which is caught, and KV brings the arm down into a reverse arm bar. The ref asks Hanibal if he wants to submit but he refuses. KV twists the arm some more and Hanibal seems to be in a lot of pain.
Stanyer: I think he is going to submit. His shoulder has endured enough pain.
Grimm slides in the ring and hits King Volcano with the Extreme Belt. King Volcano lets go of the hold and sees it was Grimm who hit him. He looks confused and Grimm grabs his own hair as if to say what have I just done. Grimm explains he is sorry but it is Hanibal. The ref orders Grimm to leave the arena. Grimm doesn't want to leave so the ref climbs out of the ring and tells him to leave. King Volcano turns around and Hanibal is waiting for him and hits The Hanibal Effect (inverted ddt). He goes for the cover but the ref is still telling Grimm to leave the ring. Hanibal goes to tell the ref to get back in the ring. Grimm starts to walk down the aisle. King Volcano signals for the wall of fire. Flames shoot up around the ring and the surprised Hanibal jumps away from the flame. King Volcano locks up punching Hanibal in the sides taking him down with the Eruption of Destruction landing in the sandbox filled with hot stones. Hanibal taps but King Volcano doesn't let go. The bell rings and King Volcano continues to pull on his arm. The bell rings multiple times but King Volcano ignores them. The ref orders the flames to be turned off. Finally, the flames are turned off and security rushes in to peel off King Volcano.
King Volcano d. Hanibal
8:56 Submission
The camera cuts to the back and we see Mr. Walrus sitting in the locker room belonging to him and Theros. There is a stack of crates against one wall, to accomodate Theros' promos. Crazy nut seems to like boxes. Anyway, Walrus is flipping through the TV channels randomly, not actually watching anything. He is wearing his ring attire and a white "Fear the Walrus" shirt that is stained with water, and what appears to be ketchup. Walrus turns the TV to PWF Saturday Night Havoc, and is startled to see that he's on camera. Walrus then looks at the TV and waves, watching his televised counterpart wave as well. Walrus stands up, as does the TV Walrus. Walrus turns to the camera.
Walrus: Did you know that this was possible!? I'm in here and on there! At the SAME TIME!
CM: Uh... yeah, I knew it was possible. You've gotta cut a promo on the Russians, dude
Walrus: Uh, ok. Hang on a sec.
Walrus heads off into an adjoining section of the locker room and comes out wearing a traditional Russian-style fur hat, and a red fur overcoat.
Walrus: Greetingks, comrades. I am Mr. Valrus, and I am here to cut promo, da?
Walrus snickers, then continues.
Walrus: Russki muddacks think zey beat Valrus and Theros? Nyet, stupid muddacks! You no beat Valrus and Theros, Valrus and Theros are best!
Walrus starts to walk around a bit, Cuban dictator style.
Walrus: You no understand, Vrussians. Valrus and Theros are fackingk crazy, da. Ve be how you say, hardcore. You no match for Valrus and Theros, Valrus and Theros vrule!
Walrus thumps his chest with his fist, causing his hat to fall over his eyes. He pushes it back up and continues.
Walrus: Valrus beat up Stalin, vhy vouldn't Valrus be able to beat up you muddacks? Vhat is that, you say ve puny Americanskis? I am not Americanski! I am Skiski! Vhat? That not vord? Um... shut up, da. Valrus no Americanski, Valrus is Canadianski. That be word, da?
The cameraman nods, even though he doesn't have the slightest clue if that's a word or not.
Walrus: So puny Russkis, vatch out for Valrus and Theros, Valrus and Theros vill beat you, vun, two, tree.
Walrus pounds his right fist into his left palm, then spits on the ground for emphasis.
Alexander and Kull are seen entering the building and the fans can be heard cheering in the back ground. Both men are dressed in street clothes and carrying duffel bags. They stop at the bulletin board outside of the Creative office and begin to read the card for Havoc.
Alexander: Pellington wasn't kidding when he said he wanted us back pronto. He booked us in a match on our first night back from our vacation he told us to take.
Kull: .... the Ultimate Warriors .... we'll see.....
Alexander looks at Kull with a confused look on his face.
Alexander: I thought vacation was supposed to relax a man but look at you, your all tense and pissed. What the hell is wrong with you?
Kull looks back up at Alexander and stares at him for a moment.
Kull: ... we've got a match..... focus
Alexander just shakes his head as he watches Kull walk away.
Alexander: right focus, we've got the Ultimate Warriors, they'd better be ready cause it's a whole new Gods of War.
Alexander walks of the screen with a some what of a sadistic smile.
The Ultimate Warriors are in the MoM dressing room along with the rest of the gang. They are in their wrestling attire and are talking about the upcoming match with the Gods of War.
Law: So if you jump off the top rope with the moonsault when I do the new move, they'll sure to be going the emergency room!
Eiji: And if you hold him up on your shoulders, I can leapfrog over the ropes and hurricanranna him straight to the canvas!
Inside Eiji's bag, there is a low tone "Blood Brothers" playing. Eiji reaches inside and grabs his phone. There is a silence in the MoM lockeroom at this moment.
Eiji: Hello?
.........
Eiji: Mr Pellington, sir. How's it going?
...........
Eiji: Martial Arts fed in Japan?
.........
Eiji: No disrespect sir, but I really don't care about the money.
.........
Eiji: But what about Law?
..........
Eiji: So can I wrestle this last match?
..........
Eiji: Ok, I guess if you say so. We'll keep in touch.
Eiji closes his phone and hangs his head in his hands. The MoM and Law, especially Law, are waiting for Eiji to say something.
Eiji: That was Pel. He wants me to join this martial arts fed in Japan. They're part of the PWF and he says the fans are going to love it.
Sandstorm: What?! How is that gonna look? The MoM minus one?
Sandstorm throws a chair at the open door and then walks out of it. The rest of the MoM are in shock and speechless.
Law: Well, what can I say? If he need you to go, you gotta do it. You know I don't want you to do it, but if it's for the fans...
Eiji: He said I can wrestle this last match. This match is for us, Law Hiyabusa.
Law: Yes it is Eiji Jubei. Strength in Honor.
Law extends his hand, as he did when the duo first met in the Ice Age.
Eiji: Stength in Honor.
Eiji and Law shake hands and get ready for the last wrestling match of Eiji Jubei's career.
Stanyer: It sounds like this will be Eiji Jubei's last ever PWF Match. This will be quite emotional.
Suddenly the lights dim to a dark blue, and the titantron goes completely black. After a few seconds, "Blood Brothers" by Papa Roach blasts throughout the arena, and a massive dragon flies across the titantron. The dragon flies back and forth, then quickly flies toward the screen, unleashing a huge blast of fire. As the fire fades away, the words 'The Ultimate Warriors' appear across the screen, and Eiji Jubei and Law Hiyabusa walk out onto the ramp below the tron. Both men come to a hault as they reach the top of the ramp, and raise their arms in the air. Simultaneously, two blasts of pyro descend from the raftors, cross in midair, and collide with each side of the ramp. The two men proceed to make their way down the ramp and slide in the ring. In the ring, the lights form a giant MoM in the center in gold and black.
James: Introducing from Japan, at a combined weight of 371lbs, Law Hiyabusa & Eiji Jubei, the Ultimate Warriors
The arena darkens as the gong to signify the start "Wherever I may Roam" By Metallica is heard. The opening to the music plays through, then as the powerful drum beat kicks in, Fire Explodes from the stage. Through the fire walks Alexander and Kull. They look to the crowd and the crowd explodes. They March to the ring and Kull climbs the turnbuckle and raises his sword.
James: Introducing at a combined weight of 513lbs, Alexander and Kull, The Gods of War Crowd Cheers loudly
Report: Eiji and Kull start out, they tie up, Kull goes into a hammerlock, Eiji counters with an arm wrench and sends Kull to the ropes and then snaps Eiji over with a Headlock Takedown. Eiji pulls himself up to his feet and gets in a few elbows to the gut before pushing Kull off into the ropes. Eiji knocks him down with a shoulder block and then runs off the ropes, Kull moves under Eiji, who jumps over him. Kull then springs up and leapfrogs Eiji and then goes for a Hiptoss, but Eiji rolls around and hiptosses Kull, who lands on his feet and then twists Eiji into an arm wrench, who then counters with a cartwheel and twists Kull into an arm wrench. Eiji then spins himself around to deliver the Arm Dragon Screw. Kull gets to his feet, Eiji sends him into the ropes and then knocks Kull down with a Spinning Roundhouse Kick. He hooks the leg. .1 .2 Kull kicks out. Both men get to their feet. Eiji hits a couple of forearms and then sends Kull to the corner, he waits in the opposite corner. He then charges in and does a Front Flip before crushing Kull in the corner with a Big Splash. Kull staggers out, Eiji delivers a Northern Lights Suplex with a bridge. ..1 ..2 Kull kicks out. Eiji pulls Kull up and takes him over to his corner where he tags in Law. Eiji delivers a Snap Suplex as Law climbs to the top rope and then hits a Somersault Senton Bomb. He covers. 1 2 Alexander breaks up the count. Law pulls Kull up to his feet and lifts him onto the top rope. He climbs up and looks set to deliver a Frankensteiner, but Kull holds onto the top rope and Law Frankensteiner's thin air and crashes onto the canvas. Kull then stands up to his feet and takes Law down with a Spinning Wheel Kick from the top rope, catching Law right in the jaw. Kull then dives over to his corner and makes a tag.
Stanyer: A mistake there from Law Hiyabusa has let Alexander into this match, and he doesn't look a happy man.
Dawg: What do you expect? He's had to stand on the apron watching his partner take punishment, and not being able to do anything about it. Of course he's not Happy.
Alexander comes in and immediately levels Law with a devastating clothesline. Alexander pulls Law up and then throws him into the corner and begins to lay into him with some viscious right hand punches to the body. Alexander then pulls Law out and lifts him up for a Vertical Suplex, he holds him in the air for a good ten seconds, before delivering the big Suplex. He floats over into a cover. .1 .2 . Law kicks out. Alexander pulls him up and nails him with a hard knee to the gut. He then delivers a Gutwrench Powerbomb, driving Law into the mat. He then covers. ..1 ..2 Law kicks out. Alexander pulls Law up and tags in Kull. He then delivers a Backbreaker and holds Law over his knee, while Kull climbs to the top rope and then dives off with a devastating Leg Drop. Kull covers. ..1 ..2 .. Law kicks out. Kull pulls Law to his feet and sends him to the ropes where he snaps him over with a Hurricanranna into a pin. ..1 .2 Law kicks out. Kull pulls Law up and hooks him up in a Suplex, and then hooks his leg and delivers a Fisherman's Suplex. ..1 2 . Law kicks out. Kull then tags Alexander, they both wait for Law to get to his feet and then deliver Dual Superkicks. Alexander covers. 1 2 Eiji comes in to break up the count. The referee, Morgan Black, then pushes Eiji towards his corner, but Eiji doesn't want to leave and tries to get back towards his partner, the referee has to physically block him. Alexander picks up Law, but suddenly Law spits a Fireball into the face of Alexander, who reels away to the mat holding his face. Law then drops back down to the mat. Eiji finally leaves the ring and holds out his arm for the tag.
Stanyer: My god!! Alexander just nearly had his face burnt off!!!
Dawg: That's a DQ, surely, the Gods of War should be the victors!!
Stanyer: The referee missed it, all is not looking good for the Gods of War.
Both men crawl towards their corners as the ref begins his ten count. They both make tags and Eiji leaps over the top rope and then charges and levels Kull with a clothesline. Alexander is trying to get to his feet on the apron, but Eiji sends him flying to the floor with a dropkick. Eiji then hits a few forearms to Kull and then sends him to the ropes where he sends him into the air and delivers the Body Press Neckbreaker. He covers. 1 .2 Alexander pulls Eiji off Kull. Eiji gets up and nails Alexander with a couple of straight rights. But the attention is on Law, who is on the top rope and he suddenly delivers a perfect Pheonix Splash onto Kull. He stays on for the cover, but Morgan Black points out that Eiji is the legal man. However Alexander has overpowered Eiji and is delivering some powerful right hands to him in the corner when Law forearms him across his back. Quickly Eiji hooks Alexander around the head and delivers The Whiplash (Twist of Fate). Law then points to Kull. Law pulls him up to his feet and then delivers the Fury of Japan (Orange Crush) He lets Kull go and then points to Eiji who is on the top rope. Eiji then delivers a perfect Shooting Star Press. Eiji stays on for the cover. .1 2 ..3!!!!
Ultimate Warriors d. Gods of War
9:23 Pinfall
Stanyer: The Ultimate Warriors pick up what to them is a very important win.
Dawg: They should have been Dq'd for that fireball, damn cheats.
Stanyer: How can you even say that? You're the gWo's biggest fan!!
Dawg: The gWo doesn't cheat though, they take advantage of refereeing mistakes.
Stanyer: Yeah, right, whatever.
In the ring, Law raises Eiji's hand and circles him to the crowd, where he gets a loud ovation for his last match. Suddenly, the Gods of War come back into the ring armed with Steel Chairs. Kull and Alexander crack their chairs over Eiji & Law's heads. They both deliver more chair shots. Kull then points to Eiji and Alexander picks him up. Alexander lifts him over his shoulder, he then swings him out and Kull hooks his head and then both drive him into the canvas. Kull then sits over Eiji and waves goodbye to him as he smiles a sick smile. The crowd are jeering Gods of War, but they don't look like they care. They give Law one last kick as they leave the ring and head up the ramp.
Dawg: I like it.
Stanyer: I'm sure, that is not how Eiji Jubei planned his last match here in the PWF.
Dawg: No, but's it's how the Gods of War planned it!!!
The Camera cuts to the Russians who are walking down the hallway in the back
Wowbowski: Vhat is up vith match tonight. Ve lose at PPV, then ve get stuck against These madmen?
Cossak: I know vhat you mean, but vhy they mad at us, ve does nothing.
Wowbowski: Muddack, they are crazy, " madmens " they do's anything because they feel no pain. But tonight, us Vrussians show them meaning of pain.
Cossak: Da.
Wowbowski: It is time for match Cossak, lets us get ready!
Cossak: and lets us prepare to celebrate victory once more.
Wowbowski: vone step at a time Cossak, vone step at a time
The camera cuts as the Russians turn into the gWo Dressing room
{Commerical Break}
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{End Commerical}
Davey K's music hits and the superstar makes his way to the ring with a lot of determination. He walks around the ring soaking up the chants from the crowd
Davey K: King of the Death match, the superstar arrived looking to win the world title...but I failed. No complaints from me, Bloodbath beat me, and he beat me fairly. And after all Gambino is no longer the champion!
A massive cheer goes up from the crowd
Davey K: Finally the gWo has lost something, and not only has the world title been lost but their tag team belts. Now I dont know whats going on with Poppa and Sabre but lets just sit back and enjoy the fact that Mr VD and Power Gimp no longer have any gold!
Another cheer goes up from the crowd.
Davey K: Ahh, the gWo, it didnt just go wrong did it guys? It went very wrong! Lets take a look at some footage that will make the world happy, a little something that myself and the production team put together!
The Video Screen flashes up highlights of MVD and Power G's defeat and also Gambino's defeat
Davey K: Now ladies and gentleman, as we stand here enjoying these images lets have a sing-a-long! Ready 1-2-3!
Na Na nananana waaaaaaaahey you suck! Nananana waheeey you suck!
Davey K: gWo, on the nite when the superstar worked away with nothing at least you kept the fans happy by showing yourselves to be a pretty sorry looking crew. Now something else that upset me on that nite was jason Hunt. The man that just finds it impossible to shut up, mr fastest rising superstar, the man that thinks he deserves his own show! Well you made a big mistake Junior and you joined a sinking ship. Anyway enough of Jason Hunt lets just think about how much the gWo...
At his moment Jason Hunt's music kicks in, Davey K drops his mic and walks to the edge of the ring.
"Victim" by Nonpoint hits and out comes Jason Hunt wearing a gWo t-shirt.
Hunt: Yo yo yo, wurd. If it isn't Davey K opening his mouth about the gWo once again. Look here junior, the gWo may not have had the winngest night they have ever had but they did have the best night and that was because I joined the gWo. A sinking ship eh? In my eye the gWo is only going to get better from here on out because the fastest rising superstar has joined it.
The crowd keeps booing Hunt and yelling "@#%$"
Hunt: You damn right I am an @#%$ and don't you forget it. You blabber on about how the gWo lost, well junior you didn't have the best night either. You lost to a freak, you lost to Bloodbath. Then after all I did win my match so it looks like I am the ultimate winner. You seem to have clips of MVD and Power G's and Gambinos loses but where's the clip of me beating Golgy? Where's the clip of you getting your ass kicked? That's what I thought.
The "@#%$" chants get louder.
Hunt: Come on guys that @#%$ chant is pa-@#%$-thetic, make it a little bit louder. Now listen up, I am going to make this real clear you eminem wanna be. Tonight I want you to back out of that little triple threat match you got going and face me. I will show you exactly why the gWo is the most dominate group in the Pwf today and that I am indeed the best damn thing going. Now you can go roll out, get in your car hit the hydrolics, smack your bitch, slap that there hoe. Blast your nwa since after all you are a no limit soldier. Hell I even have a rap song for you.
The crowd is booing at the top of their lungs.
Hunt: Ready? Here it goes. Rims, tims, spoilers and @#%$ yo...wurd....bitch. Gonna go roll a joint, puff that dubb. But why the hell should I keep singing this kinda crap?
Davey K: You're on!
Hunt: Wurd...
Hunt walks out laughing to himself as Davey K looks a bit furious...
Golgotha is seen arriving backstage with a excellent tan and a pair of sunglasses on. Profit is assisting with Golgothas luggage. Golgy has obviously just got in from Big Break. Johnny Mayhem approaches him for an interview and Golgotha tells Profit to go on to the locker room and he'd handle the interview.
Mayhem: "Golgotha, may I have a few words with you?"
Golgotha: "Seems how I can't really stop you from doing so, go ahead."
Mayhem: "First, how was your vacation in Pamana City Beach Florida?"
Golgotha: "It was a blast and a well deserved rest. Everything went well, except for one minor altercation concerning Sabre. But it feels good to be back and to be going to the ring tonite."
Mayhem: "I'll ask you about your match in a minute, but lately it seems you have some choice words about the gWo. can I have your thoughts on them?"
Golgotha: "Who doesn't trash talk the gWo? The gWo dropped the ball at KOTDM. And the MoM picked it up and are running with it. Profit said that we would all hold titles one day, and we are half way there. And to make matters worse for the gWo, they drafted a horrible player in Jason Hunt. The gWo is old news and the MoM is the new dominant force in the PWF!"
Mayhem: "Tonite, Golgotha, you will face newcomer, Venom. what do you think about the match?"
Golgotha: "Venom, you have yet to pick up a win here in the PWF. The only reason I am facing you is cause you made an open challenge and no one accepted it. So I had pity on you! Truth is, you aren't even anywhere close to being a champion, much less a rolemodel, like myself. Quite frankly, you don't deserve to be a champion either."
Mayhem: "So you don't think that Venoms weight advantage will be a factor in the match?"
Golgotha: "A wise man once told me that everyone is the same size when they are laying on the matt. And that is exactly where I plan on keeping Venom."
Mayhem: "Do you have anything else to say about tonites match?"
Golgotha: "Just two scriptures that I find relavent to tonites match. And since Venom likes serpants, he should love these. First, in Luke 10:19, Jesus says 'Behold, I give you the authority to trample on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy and nothing by any means shall hurt you' Truth is, tonite, I'm going to trample all over Venom and he won't hurt me. And let me back that up with a verse from Genisis 3:15, when God curses the serpant for decieving Adam. '...He shall bruise your head and you shall bruise His heal.' Venom, you might get a few shots in...and you might only bruise my heal But I will deliver a crushing blow to you...a bruise to the head. And I can't think of a more devastating blow than having Venom go 0-3 in his first 3 matches and turning him into a full time jobber."
Before Mayhem can thank Golgotha for his time, Golgotha walks off and heads to the MoM locker room.
Awhile after Golgotha has arrived to the arena a dark green limo with a cobra on the hood pulls up outside the arena. It stops and the driver gets out and walks back and opens the door and out steps Venom. Mayhem is there on the scene and he walks up to try and get a word with Venom.
Mayhem: Excuse me Venom but would it be possible to get a word with you?
Venom: Well what the heck. But make it quick I have things to do.
Mayhem: Well first off i'd like to ask you about your first month here in the PWF, how have thigs gone so far?
Venom: You got to be the biggest jackass i've ever seen.
Mayhem: Why is that?
Venom: Well for one thing that was a stupid question because you know damn well that i'm 0-2 in my first two matches here in the PWF. But besides that things have been alright.
Mayhem: Ok, well after your first two matches you seemed to have disappeared for awhile, where did you go and what was the purpose of the leave?
Venom: Well jackass I knew that I could have done better in my first two matches so after my loss to the former PWF World Champion I thought that I would go back home to regain my focus and train. You see now that I am back, things are about to change and it starts tonight.
Mayhem: Yes that brings me to your match. Tonight you fight a friend in Golgotha. He's someone that stood by you when you first got here and now it seem that you guys hate each other. What do you have to say?
Venom: Well your right, Golgotha did stick by me when those assholes Gambino and Jason Hunt were pushing me around trying to scare me. But than things changed when I put out an open challenge and he accepted it. It kinda pissed me off when he accepted it because I only had a few friends but who needs friends here in the PWF. I don't, I can go with the best of them and tonight Golgotha is going to find out...THE HARD WAY.
Mayhem: Now I interviewed Golgotha moments ago before you arrived and well he had some pretty nasty comments to say about you. What do you have to say in return?
Venom: Well Jonny I saw you and Golgotha earlier from my limo and well he can talk all the sh*t he wants to about GOD giving him power to over come the serpants because tonight Golgotha not even God is going to save you from this serpant because i'm going to use my size advantage and rip you into pieces and pick up my first victory here in the PWF. Now as for you saying that your going to make me go 0-3 and become a full time jobber is a load of sh*t because Golgotha you will be next to feel the wrath of my bite.
Venom than walks away and enters the building and goes to find his locker room.
Stanyer: It sounds to me that Golgotha and Venom seem to have some sort of problem with each other.
Dawg: Anyone would have a problem with that religious freak.
Stanyer: I don't think you should judge anyone by their religious beliefs, no matter how strong they may be.
Dawg: Ah whatever.
The huanted remix of Racktes and Drapes "Personal Jesus" blasts across the Arena. We see the words "The truth is..." come across the Ultratron as Golgotha comes out. The Hardcore Christian has a Gold bible in his right hand. Cole T. Profit, Golgothas business associate, is close behind him. Golgotha takes a knee and opens the Bible. The line "Reach out and touch faith" hits and pyros go off. The duo make their way to the ring. Golgotha high fives the fans and Profit hands out $20's to them. Golgotha gets to the ring, climbs on the turnbuckle and raises his arms to the Heavens.
James: Introducing, from Skull Canyon, Arizona, weighing 224lbs, "The Hardcore Christian" Golgotha.
All of a sudden the arena darken and the sound of hissing snakes can be heard throughout the building. Then green lights start to flicker and Seek and Destroy by Metallica hits and out walks Venom from behind the curtain. Venom makes his way to the ring taunting the crowd. Venom then slides in under the bottom rope and begins to taunt the crowd again as the crowd boos.
James: Introducing from Death Valley, California, weighing 297lbs, Venom.
Report: Golgotha ties up with Venom, but the big man immediately gets in a hard knee to the gut. Venom then nails Golgotha with a stiff right hand. Venom then lays into Golgotha in the corner. He then whips him out and levels him with a clothesline. Golgotha gets back up dazed. Venom goes behind and goes for a German Suplex, but somehow Golgotha flips out and then when Venom turns around, Golgotha kicks him in the gut and then delivers a DDT. Venom gets up holding his head before Golgotha hooks him up and goes for a Suplex, but Venom counters and Suplexes Golgotha. Venom pulls Golgotha up to his feet and knees him in the gut and sets him for a Powerbomb, he flips him up, but Golgotha counters with a few punches to the head and then snaps him over with a Hurricanranna. Venom gets to his feet, Golgotha scoops him using all his strength to deliver a Front Powerslam in the corner. Golgotha then quickly uses the turnbuckle to deliver a Slingshot Body Splash. Golgotha covers. .1 ..2 . Venom kicks out. Golgotha holds onto the ropes while delivering a few stomps to his gut. Golgotha pulls him up and slams his head into the corner, and then begins to deliver some knife edge chops. Golgotha then goes to whip Venom out of the corner, but he reverses and holds onto his arm, then pulls him towards him and levels him with a Short Arm Clothesline.
Stanyer: Man, Golgotha lost a few teeth on that one.
Dawg: That's if he hasn't broken his jaw.
Venom pulls Golgotha up to his feet and sends him to the ropes before he lifts Golgotha up and delivers a Perfect Flapjack. Venom covers. 1 ..2 Golgotha kicks out. Venom mounts him and delivers some powerful right hands, he then pulls him up and sends him to the corner, he then follows in and crushes him in the corner with a High Knee. Venom then pulls Golgotha out and kicks him in the gut, he then delivers an awesome Jumping Piledriver and covers. ..1 .2 . Golgotha just gets his shoulder off the canvas. Venom rolls Golgotha over and drops a knee on the back of his head. Venom then comes off the ropes and drops a Leg over the back of Golgotha's head. Golgotha staggers up to his feet, holding his head. Venom lifts him up from behind and delivers a destructive Cannon Ball Buster. Venom covers. ..1 .2 Golgotha just kicks out. Venom pulls him off his feet and nails him with a strong body shot. He sets him up for a Snap Powerbomb, but somehow Golgotha escapes and lands on his feet. Golgotha delivers a few right hands and then sends Venom to the ropes, but he reverses and then drives Golgotha into the canvas with a Sidewalk Slam. Venom hooks the leg. .1 .2 . Golgotha kicks out.
Stanyer: The Light-Heavyweight Champion is struggling to control the power of Venom.
Dawg: The match is being played at a slow pace, and that suits Venom to a tee. Golgotha needs to speed up the match.
Venom pulls Golgotha to his feet and sends him to the ropes and goes for a Tilt a Whirl Slam, but Golgotha manages to counter with a Flying Head Scissors. Both men roll through to their feet, Golgotha connects with a Superkick and then falls down onto his stomach. Both men stay down for a while, but they eventually get to their feet at the same time. Venom goes for a right hand, but Golgotha blocks it and hits him with a series of powerful right hands, he sends him to the ropes, but Venom reverses, but Golgotha jumps and hooks the head of Venom and swings him around with a Swinging DDT. Golgotha covers. ..1 ..2 Venom kicks out. Golgotha pulls Venom up and nails a couple of forearms. Venom counters with a knee to the gut and then goes for a back drop, but Golgotha counters and hooks the head of Venom to deliver a Diving Reverse DDT. Golgotha covers. 1 .2 .. Venom kicks out. Golgotha kips up and then pulls Venom towards the corner. He then climbs up to the top rope facing away from Venom before he hits the Fall from Grace (Moonsault.) Golgotha doesn't cover but stands up and holds his hands together in prayer to signal for the Crucifixion (Kohya Otoshi). He pulls Venom up and sets him up for the move, but Venom counters with a Back Body Drop. Golgotha gets up and Venom sends him to the ropes, but Golgotha comes charging off the ropes and takes Venom down with a Spear. Suddenly, Hanibal comes running down the aisle, and as Golgotha is covering Venom, he pulls Venom's foot up and places it on the rope. The referee is counting. .1 .2 . He sees Venom's foot on the rope and stops the count. Golgotha looks outside at Hanibal and gives him a stare. He pulls Venom up and goes for a Hurricanranna, but Venom counters and hoists Golgotha up before delivering the Venom Drop (Hangman's DDT). Venom covers. .1 ..2 .3!!!!
Venom d. Golgotha
8:03 Pinfall
Stanyer: Venom picks up the win, but why was Hanibal out here?
Dawg: I don't know? It's a puzzle.
As soon as the match ends, Venom rolls out of the ring, the referee raises his arm and then Venom heads off up the ramp. Hanibal quickly rolls into the ring and begins to pound Golgotha down with right hands. He picks him up and delivers the Hanibal Effect (Evenflow DDT). Venom who is walking up the ramp, looks up at the Tron, and then stops, after a moments pause, Venom turns and charges towards the ring, Hanibal sees him and rolls out of the ring and gives Venom a stare as he backs up the ramp.
Stanyer: Venom shows some compassion and comes back to aid Golgotha, but why did Hanibal come out here?
Dawg: Perhaps he will give us an answer later on. Who knows.
The scene opens up in the gWo locker room. MVD, Power G, McCoy, Jason Hunt, and The Russians are all standing around conversing with each other. The door swings open, and Gambino walks in, wearing his street clothes, and carrying his bag over his shoulder. The room quiets and everyone looks towards the door way, not quite sure what to say. MVD is the first to say something.
MVD: "Gambino, hey bro. Wasn't sure if you'd make it tonight."
Gambino: "Why wouldn't I make it tonight? Cuz I lost the title? That's not keeping me away from the show. As a matter of fact, I came here tonight to talk to you guys."
MVD: "Bout what?"
Gambino: "I wanna know where you guys were."
MVD: "Where we were?"
Gambino: "Yeah, where the hell were you guys when I was gettin my ass kicked out there Sunday night, and gettin screwed by that punk bitch Eraser?"
MVD says nothing, so Gambino looks around the room at everyone
Gambino: "G? Hunt? Russians? Where were you guys? What, everyone else loses their match, so they decide it's okay for Gambino to lose his too? We all got screwed at King of the Death Match, and if you guessed that I'm not happy about it, well that would be the understatement of the year. I'm absolutely pissed about it! The whole time, I'm out there busting my ass, just like all you guys do, trying to win my match and keep my damn title...then that damn Eraser! That damn Eraser comes out and screws me out of my title!"
Gambino then looks back at MVD, who begins to speak and give a bit of an explanation to the former champion
MVD: - Since when did I have to run everything by you G?
Gambino: - What the hell do you mean Matt?
MVD: - Your a world f'n champion for god's sake! We are brothers yes, but at KOTDM we had our own agenda. I lost my Tag Title belt and I did not see Antonio Gambino doing anything about that, hmmm?
Gambino: - Are you saying I cost you the Tag Titles?
MVD: - No..... I am saying, I did not expect your help, nor should I of needed it to beat those misfits. But, now things have conveniently worked out for myself of Power G, getting the belts back should not be too difficult. It is finally the end of Sabre & Poppa.
Gambino: - I just need to know you guys have got my back, the World Title is everything to me and I will not stop until it is around my waist again!
MVD: - You damn right brother, we will not stop until the belt is in the grasp of the gWo yet again, and that goes for my belt too!
Gambino: - Ok man, thats all I needed to hear!
Gambino advances to MVD and they share a brotherly embrace to signify the gWo is united as ever
Gambino: - Later................brothers
MVD nods to his comrade as he leaves the room
Gambino leaves the gWo locker room, and immediately bumps into Ted Tedison, who was waiting outside the door
Tedison: "Gambino, I know you just arrived moments ago, but have you heard about the title match booked for tonight?"
Gambino: "Title match? What title match?"
Tedison: "Well, Eraser challenged Bloodbath to a match for his newly won World Title, and Bloodbath accepted the match."
Gambino: "Is that so?"
Tedison: "Yeah. You mean you didn't know? MVD didn't tell you?"
Gambino: "Hell no MVD didn't tell me. Seems to be a lot of ball droppin going on around here lately huh?"
Tedison: "Umm...uhh."
Gambino: "I wasn't asking for an answer Tedison, it's a hypothetical question. As far as Eraser getting a title shot tonight, I'm the PWF Commissioner, and I say that the only way Eraser is getting a shot at the World Title tonight is over my dead body. If he thinks he's gonna waltz his ass back in here after being absent for awhile, screw me out of my title at the pay per view, then come to the next show expecting a title shot...then that little bastard has another thing comin. He can take his hopes and dreams of being World Champion and go straight to hell as far as I'm concerned."
Tedison: "So does that mean that the match is off? No Bloodbath vs. Eraser tonight?"
Gambino: "Oh, the match is still on. I'd love to see those two beat each others ass's, but not for the title. In fact, I think I'll even sit ringside to catch a better view of things. Now if you'll excuse me Tedison, I've got some other business to tend to."
Gambino walks away as Tedison shrugs his shoulders
{Commerical Break}
**The scene opens to a locker room where Homicide stands wearing a new t-shirt and the PWF European Title belt over his shoulder. In the backround "Cowboys From Hell" by Prodigy plays..**
Homicide- "You love me.. You hate me.. You'll NEVER forget me! Get ready to.. WEAR my NEW t-shirt!! No, your eyes aren't lying to you. It's your European Champion here telling all of you PWF fans to show your pride in your favorite wrestler by purchasing the new "Homicide 4:32 T-shirt". All you have to do is call 1-800-PWF-SHIT, and pay the low, low price of $39.99!"
**Camera zooms out, revealing that Homicide is wearing the new t-shirt, as he continues talking.**
Homicide- "Now you could decide not to pay this small, small fee and wear something else.. But then I would have to massacre you.. So, start dialing those phones before supplies run out. The number, once again, is 1-800-PWF-SHIT. Don't make me hurt you.."
**Camera now has the telephone number 1-800-PWF-SHIT across the bottom, and Homicide grins as the advertisement comes to an end.**
{End Commerical}
We see Leroy, Barry and Sue in the MoM locker room. Sue is on her mobile.
Sue: What? What do you mean I didn't get it? I was perfect for that shampoo commercial!!! I mean, who did they get that was better than me? What? That's insane. Well, (beep) him and (beep) you!!!
Sue turns off her phone in disgust.
Leroy: Bad news, Sue?
Sue: Never mind that. I want to know what you two morons are going to do about Walrus and Theros?
Barry: Umm... Nothing?
Leroy: Yeah. What have we got to do with them?
Sue: Damn it! Goldfish have longer memories than you two!!! Walrus betrayed the Methods of Mayhem!!! He left and formed an insane partnership with that freak Theros!!!
Leroy: Well, duh! But Wise Man, he say - 'Never look a gift horse in the mouth.'
Barry: Yeah, I mean since he has gone, there certainly has been less drool around the locker room.
Sue: Well Sue Plex, she say - 'Get off your (beep)ing arses and teach those morons to respect us. Or I will personally make your lives hell.'
Leroy: But you already make our lives hell, Sue.
Sue: True. But things can get a whole lot worse.
Leroy and Barry look at each other and shudder.
Barry: They can?
Sue: Absolutely! Now, go out there and have a little 'talk' with them.
Leroy: Oh, a 'talk'. Why didn't you say so?
Barry: Yeah. We would 'love' to 'talk' to those 'guys'.
Leroy: Yeah. Because, they are real funny guys. I can find out if Walrus has any new Spiderman comics.
Barry: And I can chat to Theros about the social and economical ramifications of the Finish eel trade in the 60s. He has some very intriguing views.
Sue hits both Leroy and Barry.
Sue: No, you idiots. A 'talk'. Look, just take these steel chairs, find those imbeciles and hit them with the steel chairs. It isn't that hard.
Leroy: Aww... Sue.
Barry: Do we have to?
Sue: Yes, you bloody well have to. Now, get.
Sue hands them the steel chairs, and then pushes them out of the door.
Sue: Ha! That'll teach Theros. My hair is much silkier than his.
Stanyer: It seems that Ms. Sue Plex is taking Brutal Force in a different direction that before.
Dawg: She is very bossy, she seems to like being in control of Leroy & Barry.
Stanyer: Indeed. But I won't mention your comments on her from earlier.
Dawg: Of course not, there are children watching.
A Russian flag appears on the Big Screen along as red and blue strobe lights begin to flash, after a few moments Du Hast by Rammstein kicks in. The two Russians then come walking out of the back, Wowbowski turns and looks at the picture of the flag while Cossak just walks straight to the ring. Wowbowski follows Cossak down and slides into the squared circle. He makes his way to the middle of the ring
James: Introducing from Borisovka, Russia, at a combined weight of 591lbs, Wowbowski and Cossak Joe, The Russians Crowd Boos
The lights suddenly go out, pitching the arena into darkness, when a maniacal laughter reverberates throughout the arena. The lights begin to flicker as the opening guitars of "Madhouse" by Anthrax play. As the vocals hit, Mr. Walrus and Theros Macalvia stalk out onto the stage. Theros makes his way to the ring with purpose while Walrus stops every so often and looks around, a paranoid look crossing his face. Theros and Walrus reach the ring and climb in. They then proceed to warm up while awaiting the start of the carnage to follow.
James: Introducing, at a combined weight of 548lbs, "The Madman" Theros Macalvia & Mr Walrus!!. Crowd cheers loudly
Report: Wowbowski and Theros start out the match. They tie up and exchange right hands, Wowbowski gets in a knee to the gut and sends Theros to the ropes, he reverses and then knocks the Russian down with a Reverse Elbow. Theros hooks Wowbowski in a headlock when he gets up and tightens his grip, but Wowbowski counters with a Side Suplex. Theros gets up and Wowbowski grabs him around the waist and goes for a Belly to Belly, but Theros blocks it and then hits Wowbowski in the gut with his knee. He then hooks him by both arms and delivers a Double Arm Suplex. Theros then tags in Walrus. Walrus stomps Wowbowski down, he pulls him up and throws him into the corner and drills him with some powerful right hands, but Wowbowski comes back and knocks Walrus back with some right hands of his own. Wowbowski then sends Walrus into the ropes, but Walrus reverses and then Theros kicks Wowbowski across the back followed by Walrus kicking him in the gut to deliver a Double Arm DDT. Walrus covers. .1 ..2 .. Wowbowski kicks out. Walrus pulls him up and nails him with a few right hands before tagging his partner. The two of them send Wowbowski to the ropes, where Cossak gets in a blind tag and then begins to climb up the ropes. Walrus and Theros goes for a double clothesline, but Wowbowski ducks it and then slides out of the ring. Walrus and Theros turn around and see Cossak showing great balance by standing on the top rope. He then dives off and knocks both Theros & Walrus down with big Clotheslines.
Stanyer: How did Cossak Joe do that? A man of his size simply cannot stand on the top rope, it's impossible?
Dawg: He's Russian, he's had expert training, I'm sure he could walk a tightrope if you asked him.
Stanyer: I think that might be pushing his skills, but I get your point.
Theros gets to his feet as Walrus rolls out of the ring. Cossak nails Theros with three powerful uppercuts before lifting him over his shoulder and then slamming him hard into the canvas. Cossak covers. ..1 .2 .. Theros kicks out. Cossak grabs Theros around his throat with two hands and then shows scary strength by lifting him up into the air and holding him up with the Choke Lift, before casually throwing him down to the canvas. Theros gets up holding his throat. Cossak kicks him in the gut and then takes him over to Wowbowski. He tags him in, the two men then begin to stomp Theros down into the corner. Wowbowski then chokes Theros with his boot as Cossak leaves the ring. Wowbowski pulls Theros up and delivers a Haymaker. Wowbowski then distracts the referee while Cossak chokes Theros in the corner. Wowbowski then goes back to Theros and tags in Cossak. The two pull Theros into the middle of the ring and then deliver an awesome Double Powerbomb. Cossak hooks the leg. 1 ..2 Walrus breaks up the count. Cossak pulls up Theros and then hooks him and delivers the Russian Leg Sweep. He hooks the leg. 1 2 . Walrus just breaks up the count.
Stanyer: The Russians are unloading their best offence on The two Madmen, but somehow they survive.
Dawg: The Russians need to take both men out, not just one of them.
Cossak pulls Theros up to his feet and lifts him up to the top rope. He climbs up and looks set to deliver a Superplex, when Theros pushes him off, and then immediately dives off and delivers the Headplant. Both men are then left on the mat. They crawl over to their corners and make simultaneous tags. Walrus flies into the ring and levels Wowbowski with an awesome clothesline. Cossak comes back, but he takes a clothesline as well. Walrus goes behind Wowbowski and delivers the Tusk Drop (Full Nelson Face Drop). Cossak hits Walrus across the back, but Theros comes in and grabs him from behind to deliver a German Suplex. Walrus pulls up Wowbowski and sends him to the ropes, he then delivers a Double Underhook Belly to Belly Suplex. Walrus pulls up Wowbowski and goes for the Wrath of the Walrus (Snowplow), but Wowbowski escapes and lands behind and delivers the Fall of Communism. Theros is pulling Cossak up and sends him to the ropes, but Cossak reverses and lifts Theros up as Wowbowski runs behind him to deliver the 3D. The Russians then stare down the crowd as both of the Madmen are out. Suddenly Q-Zee and Masta P come running down the aisle. The Russians beckon them to get in the ring. The Playaz Club stare at each other and then charge down to the ring but they stop before they get in, Cossak Joe rolls out of the ring, Wowbowski drops down to roll out, but Walrus grabs him and drags him back in the ring. The Playaz Club beat down Cossak on the outside. Walrus pulls up Wowbowski and delivers the Wrath of the Walrus. He then hooks the leg. ..1 2 .3!!!! On the outside, Q-Zee delivers the West Side Slam (Pump Handle Slam). Masta P rolls into the ring as The Madmen leave. He pulls Wowbowski up and then kicks him in the gut, he points to the sky and then delivers the Masta Bomb (Jacknife Powerbomb). The Playaz Club then play to the crowd before they leave.
Theros & Walrus d. The Russians
9:52 Pinfall
Stanyer: Theros & Walrus pick up the win, but the Playaz Club have just made one giant statement of intent.
Dawg: And they are going to suffer one big penalty for it, The Russians are one team you just do not mess with.
Stanyer: I'd agree with you there, but The Playaz Club aren't exactly bad themselves. It will be interesting once The Russians recover.
Streetlyfe is walking around the backstage area in his semi wrestling outfit when Ted Tedison sees him and asks him some questions
Tedison: Well Streetlyfe, it seems that your Triple Threat match that you proposed is now a singles match, you against Matt Van Dam, what do you have to say about the match.
Streetlyfe: Well, I guess that supposed "playa" chickened out of our match at the last second, and now I am gonna face that guy that messed up my Armageddon match a couple of weeks ago. This is gonna be the second time we face, but this time we in my home country, and I ain't gonna hold back anything. I am gonna embarass MVD, and the gWo more than they were at KOTDM, they lost the tag titles, the world title and at Havoc their pride will disappear thanks to me and all the anti-gWo guys in the PWF.
Tedison: Well some harsh words, do you have anything else to say about your wrestling return to China?
Streetlyfe: Like you said, I'm wrestling in my country, I ain't gonna hold anything back, hell I'll pull off all the moves in my arsenal if its needed. I won't even give MVD a chance to pull of his FrogAsser, or his Five Star Frog Splash, I'll do a special Gangsta Drop, Street style and then maybe I'll pull off a Frog Splash on you Matt Van Dam, a Gangsta Splash. Matt, I am the AzN gangsta, and well, prepared to get Ganged Up, Street Style.
Street walks away as Ted Tedison is looking for more comments from Street
We see Walrus and Theros in a corridor backstage after their match. Brutal Force walk up to them, still carrying their chairs. Walrus seems to be drinking a cup of coffee.
Barry: Yo, Walrus!
Walrus: Uh, you mean me?
Leroy: Yeah, we are talking to you.
Walrus is so surprised that someone is talking to him that he manages to trip whilst standing still, sending his coffee flying and covering the PWF Hardcore Tag team Champions with lukewarm caffeinated beverage.
Walrus: Oops!
Leroy and Barry frown.
Leroy: That's OK. Look we wanted to talk to you.
Barry: Yeah, it's about you leaving the MoM.
Walrus looks at Brutal Force suspiciously.
Leroy: We wanted to say...
Barry: No hard feelings.
Walrus: Really? cool.
Theros: The orange. It is indeed a fine defoliant.
Leroy: That's right. We are fine with you guys.
Theros: Something discombobulates, in the dark. Go and wash, I tell you. Go and wash!
Barry: A shampoo commercial? That's great. Why don't we all go out and celebrate our new found truce.
Walrus: Wow. This is great. It will be TaW partying with TBF, the PWFHCTTC. Hey, what is this I am holding?
Walrus looks down at his cup as Barry and Leroy start to frown
Walrus: Hmm... Coffee. I like coffee. Especially with milk. Lots of milk. A whole lotta milka.
Theros: The aardvark is the most charmless of beasts, for it lacks rhythm.
Barry: All right, that does it!!!!
Leroy and Barry both swing their chairs. They both hit Theros and walrus' heads simultaneously, with sickening thuds. Walrus and Theros slump to a heap on the floor.
Leroy: We came here offering friendship!! I can't believe you would shove it back in our faces by saying that!
Barry: You mother(beep)ers!!!!! Where do you get off talking to us like that? Anyone who could even think what you just said are the lowest bottom feeders on the planet. How dare you!!
Leroy: Come on Barry, I am feeling sick being so close to this trash.
Barry and Leroy walk off, leaving W&T still lying on the floor.
Stanyer: Interesting, although I don't think that was called for at all.
Dawg: I don't think Brutal Force were ever going to make a truce.
Stanyer: Join the club
Credit: Brendan Seeley
Streetlyfe comes out of the entrance and spits a mouthful of Cristal, and hops around the stage
James: Introducing from New York City, weighing 230lbs, The Original Gangsta, Streetlyfe.
"Snap your Fingers, Snap your neck" by Prong plays as MVD walks down the aisle, cluching Jennifer Van Dam by the waist, he lets her go, and poses, flexing his arms towards his head (RVD style). The Ultra-Tron bears the gWo logo and then shows clips of MVD striking opponents out with his Kendo Stick and finishing them the 5 star frog splash.
James: Introducing, from Battlecreek, England, weighing 236lbs, "The Real F'n Show" Matt Van Dam. The crowd boos loudly
Report: Streetlyfe and MVD circle, they stare into each others eyes. They close in and square up in the middle of the ring. MVD gives Streetlyfe a little trash talk, Streetlyfe responds and then they start to exchange punches. Streetlyfe gets the upper hand and sends MVD into the ropes. Streetlyfe goes for a heel kick, but MVD catches the kick. MVD goes to sweep the standing leg of Streetlyfe but he jumps it and then hits a Reverse Enziguri catching MVD in the back of the head. MVD springs up and receives a couple of kicks to the kidneys from Streetlyfe. MVD comes back with a couple of forearms to the face and then sends Streetlyfe to the ropes. MVD then takes Streetlyfe down with a running Spinning Wheel Kick. MVD then hits a Backflip Splash and hooks the leg. ................1 ............ Streetlyfe throws MVD off him. MVD gets up and Streetlyfe goes for a Back Spinning Heel Kick, but MVD ducks it and locks in a waistlock. Streetlyfe counters with an elbow to the face and then delivers a Russian Leg Sweep. Streetlyfe covers quickly. .....................1 ...................2 ............ MVD kicks out. MVD gets to his feet and staggers to the corner holding his head. Streetlyfe springs onto the 2nd rope and kicks MVD hard in the head. Streetlyfe then whips MVD out of the corner to the opposite side and then follows in taking MVD down with a Pump Kick as he bounces off the turnbuckle. He covers. ....................1 ........................2 .................. MVD. MVD rolls up to his feet and catches a right hand from Streetlyfe and kicks him right in the face sending him over the top rope down by his friends and family.
Stanyer: Streetlyfe surprising MVD with a couple of moves that get 2 counts
Dawg: But! You forgot that MVD had kicked out of each of them..why you may ask? Because he is the leader of the gWo the man with all the luck M..V..D!!
MVD rolls out of the ring and grabs Streetlyfe where he rolls him back into the ring. MVD picks up Streetlyfe and hooks him up and delivers a Northern Lights Suplex with a bridge. .......................1 .......................2 ........................ Streetlyfe just kicks out. MVD springs to the top rope and signals for Streetlyfe to get up. Streetlyfe slowly gets to his feet and MVD springs off and connects with a Sidekick to the jaw of Streetlyfe. MVD poses to the crowd who boo him and then goes for the cover. .......................1 ......................2 .................... Streetlyfe just kicks out. MVD is a little frustrated and hooks the leg for a second cover. ........................1 .....................2 ......................Streetlyfe again kicks out. MVD slams the mat and gets to his feet. He pulls Streetlyfe to his feet and sends him into the ropes. He takes Streetlyfe down with a Hurricanranna and then stands up over Streetlyfe and performs the Old Man Stink pose (Venis Grind and punch) and then hammers Streetlyfe with right hands. MVD then gets up and climbs to the 2nd turnbuckle and then flies off delivering the Stinky Leg Drop. MVD then hooks the leg for the pin. .......................1 ......................2 .................. Streetlyfe just gets the shoulder up.
Stanyer: This match is getting pretty good Streetlyfe has got to get more offense in this though!
MVD lifts up Streetlyfe but the gangsta hits right hands. MVD throws a punch but Streetlyfe ducks it and hits a neckbreaker. Streetlyfe and MVD just make it to their feet and MVD goes for a forearm, but Streetlyfe blocks it and hits a right hand sending MVD staggering into the corner holding his jaw. Streetlyfe whips MVD out of the corner hard and MVD hits the turnbuckle and staggers out and Streetlyfe runs in and connects with a massive sidekick taking MVD down. Streetlyfe stomps hard on the back of MVD's head before he picks him up. Streetlyfe then sends MVD into the ropes and then grabs him around the waist and delivers an Overhead release Belly to Belly Suplex. Streetlyfe then waits in the corner and signals for MVD to get up, Streetlyfe then runs in and takes MVD down with a Rolling Wheel Kick. Streetlyfe then hooks the leg. ...........................1 ....................2 ...................... MVD just kicks out. Streetlyfe picks up MVD who starts to counter with punches to the gut, but Streetlyfe knees him in the gut to stop him. Streetlyfe then lets MVD stand up and then hits a discus punch to the jaw putting MVD in a sitting position. A buzz goes around the arena as Streetlyfe comes off the ropes and hits the Running Gangsta Splash. Streetlyfe hooks the leg as the crowd chant along with the referee. ........................1 ...................2 ...................... MVD gets his shoulder up. The whole crowd goes into a chant of boos as MVD rises to his feet. Streetlyfe waits for MVD and sets up for the gangsta drop. Streetlyfe raises MVD up but the green one slips around his back and hits the Van Dam Asser(FameAsser, formely FrogAsser). MVD makes the cover .1 2 .3!!!!!
Stanyer: That match seemed to be in MVD's favour not saying Streetlyfe is bad..but maybe he should worry about guys more his skill level.
Dawg: Yea like Joe The Jobber! Hahahhahahaha!!! M..V..D.. proving he's all that!
Stanyer: Some times you really piss me off
{Commerical Break}
** A old black and white tape of wrestling starts to play as two old men wrestle in the ring. Then a huge cuts starts from teh top and goes all the way to the bottom as Eraser steps through the backdrop which the match was playing on. Eraser is wearing a white t-shirt that has his name stamped on it in the fron./ He walks up to the camera as the film still goes on. **
Eraser- You think you guys got what it takes to be one of use. You think you can do what we do.
** The screen switches to some of the most hardcore and dangerous matches that has ever happen in the PWF. The cut back to Eraser who is now backwards on a chair at a table **
Eraser- So you think you want to be a wrestler. Well......
** A huge PWF logo slams into the screen. **
Eraser- You think you are hard enough come try us.
** Eraser stands up from the table as Thorn, Kidd, Power-G, MVD, Crusader, Blackbird, Bloodbath, and Gambino all walk into the screen and all have a white t-shirt on with their names on it. Then the screen cuts off as the PWF logo flashes and then cuts off **
{End Commercial}
Cameras cut backstage, as Johnny Mayhem holds a mic waiting for the self titled 'Man' to finish adding the final touches to his hair. In the background, you can hear the crowd give out an almighty boo...
Mayhem: 'Sabre... Havoc has arrived, and with it your match against....'
Sabre: 'Woah there, horsey.... first things first... how's my hair looking? Wrestling is fleeting... but looks are forever.'
Mayhem looks a little dumb founded as Sabre continues the preening...
Sabre: 'Alright, done. Assualt me with your feebleness.'
Mayhem: 'Uhhh... okay. Well... what are your thoughts going into your upcoming match against Grimm tonight?'
Sabre: 'Thoughts? THOUGHTS?! You expect me to be thinking at a time like this? Bah, all I am doing is breathing, looking good and winning. Thoughts will come later.'
Mayhem: 'So you don't have your attention turned to Grimm? Do you think that's wise?'
Sabre: 'All I know is that Grimm isn't worth my time. Just like that fasion victim idiot Big Poppa, he should be kissing my feet with the fact that I have allowed him to rise up in the ranks and become the man who is defeated by the Ultimate.'
Mayhem: 'So you're saying you have 'defeated' Big Poppa?'
Sabre: 'I say that and I do not lie. And with my non-lying comes truth. I speak the truth, Jonathon Mayhem.'
Mayhem: '.......'
Sabre: 'That means Poppa is the equal of my toe jam. Perhaps less, as I consider my toe jam more attractive.'
Mayhem: 'Riiiiight.... One other thing... there's been no mention of the fallout from your match at King of the Death Match where you turned your back on Poppa... ARE you in fact a member of the gWo???'
Sabre: 'Ummm... excuse me mister no talent reporter guy, but unless you've been living in a hole...'
Sabre sniffs the air around Mayhem...
Sabre: 'Which you might be doing... the topic of conversation on EVERYONES lips is whether the PWF's hottest bachelor has joined the gWo. Well, Mayhem... I say how DARE you ask me that. gWo? To you, I say... wHo.'
Mayhem: 'wHo?'
Sabre: 'Yes deafy, wHo. As in, wHo are you to be insinuating that I am a part of the Green World Order? Everyone knows that green doesn't match my hair... Have I ever said I am a member of the gWo? No. Have they said the Man has joined their ranks? No. Lets leave it at that. A means to an end, my friend.'
Mayhem: 'Sorry? What was that?'
Sabre: 'What was what?'
Mayhem: 'That thing you just said... 'a means to an end?'
Sabre: 'I didn't say that. Now please, once again you are in the way of my greatness.'
Sabre pivots to the right and quickly strides away as the camera fades....
The scene cuts to "The Real Show" Big Poppa, Dark Raven and Boris, the Russian midget, who are sitting down watching what Sabre has to say on a monitor. Big Poppa smiles
Big Poppa: "Raven, if there's one thing about Sabre I miss, it's his hair."
Dark Raven: "What?"
Big Poppa: "I miss his hair."
Dark Raven: "You are making ZERO sense."
Big Poppa: "I miss his hair because it ALWAYS had more personality then he did."
Big Poppa gives a large smile to the camera, and then looks back at Raven, who's trying to keep a straight face.
Big Poppa: "You know what REALLY pisses me off, Raven? It's not the fact that he screwed me Because I came right back and whooped his gWo pals for the titles.. On my own."
Dark Raven: "Yes you did do that."
Big Poppa: "And it's not the fact that he basically called me a no talent loser."
Dark Raven: "Then what?"
Big Poppa: "Well god dammit, he facking made fun of my clothes. If there's one thing that I know I'm better at then Sabre, I know its fashion. Sabre, you can go ahead and be jealous of me. You can insult me. You can talk crap about my wrestling skills BUT never, and I mean NEVER make fun of my fashion sense. And that is a warning, cause if you do it again, I WILL hunt you down and kick your ass."
Barely heard pop from the crowd.
Dark Raven: "Jesus Poppa, I never knew you cared that much about clothing."
Big Poppa: "Well now you know. Man-o man, I don't know what I'm going to do with that Sabre. If he keeps this up he might bring me back to a snapping point. But maybe, just maybe, that's what in order for Sabre. Maybe that'll straighten his attitude out."
Dark Raven: "No, don't do it, Poppa I don't like you when you get really angry."
Big Poppa: "Sorry gal, I think it's what is necessary."
the scene fades out
The camera turns to Grimm's locker room, Grimm is taping his hands when Johhny Mayhem bursts in
Grimm: Johnny...long time no see..
Mayhem: Ye..Yeah..can I get a word?
Grimm: Yeah sure..
Mayhem: What are you thoughts going into your match?
Grimm: My thoughts...Sabre you might be an amazing highflyer...you can fly through the sky..but when a ladder is involved..what you gonna do when Grimm kicks your ass?
Mayhem: What are your thoughts on the gWo do you think Sabre is in it?
Grimm: More or less I don't give a dam! the gWo can come out and get some because the CoS has my back...Bloodbath..Volcano..Hanibal...they all do!
Mayhem: Yes but aren't 2 of them fighting?
Grimm: Yes they are..they are working out their differences to get old things together....so that's that
Mayhem: Yes but
Grimm: I said that's that! now if you would excuse me Johnny..I have a match...
Grimm grabs his title and leaves
Dawg: Well now we know how to piss of Big Poppa
Stanyer: Yeah, make jokes about his fashion sense.
Dawg: Why does he wrestle in that suit anyway? It must be boiling hot for him in there?
Stanyer: This much is true, perhaps you should ask him.
Dawg: I will.
Stanyer: Anyway, this should be a very entertaining Ladder Match for the Extreme Title.
Credit: Brendan Seeley
The Lights Turn in the PWF arena, Suddenly Nookie(Andriods Remix) by Limp Bizkit kicks in and a red strobe light starts flashing on and on. As The Drums kick in on the song red pyros explode from the stage and a red mist comes up from the titan tron. The Strobe light gets more intense as the words Grimm and The Mystery!! continuously flash on and off the Titantron. Grimm walks out on the stage area with a water bottle in hand. Grimm takes a sip of the water on the stage and spits it into the air. As he spits in the air as huge pyros explode behind him and rise up to the ceiling to the arena. Grimm runs down to the ring and slides in where he bounces on the ropes
James: Introducing from Pickering, Onatario, Canada, weighing 240lbs, Grimm.
"Sad But True" by Metallica hits, as the lights fade into a dim blue. Sabre struts out, raising his arms to the cheers of the crowd. He walks down the ramp at a normal pace, slapping hands with a few people near the guard rail. He climbs onto the apron, before jumping over the ropes and heading straight to a turnbuckle, to once again raise his hands to the crowd.
James: Introducing from Sydney, Australia, weighing 230lbs, The Sabre. Crowd Cheers loudly
Report: Grimm and Sabre circle. They tie up, Sabre swings out into a Hammerlock, Grimm counters with an arm wrench, Sabre immediately counters with a Top Wristlock. Grimm then places his leg over Sabre's and trips him up. Grimm then mounts Sabre and hammers him with right hands. Sabre throws him off and gets to his feet. Grimm hits a Roundhouse Kick to the face and Sabre staggers backwards into the turnbuckle. Grimm then climbs up Sabre to hit the Jumping Front Kick . Grimm then hits a couple of right hands, but Sabre then ducks one of them and Grimm ends up in the turnbuckle and G hits him with a big Knife Edge Chop. Sabre then unleashes a lightning fast volley of chops to the chest. Grimm is pulled out holding his chest. Sabre then delivers a Back Body Flip and then he rolls to the outside. He goes over to the Ladder and snaps it back together and starts to take it towards the ring, but as he brings it into the ring Grimm hits a Baseball Slide knocking the Ladder back into Sabre's face. Sabre staggers up to his feet as Grimm bounces off the opposite turnbuckle and then flies over the ropes with a Stunning Corkscrew Attack knocking Sabre off his feet. Grimm gets back to his feet and slides the Ladder back into the ring, he then puts Sabre back into the ring. Grimm picks up Sabre and pushes him back into the turnbuckle. Grimm then picks up the Ladder and throws it at Sabre. The Ladder falls forwards and Sabre falls forwards onto the Ladder. Grimm then hits a Flipping Leg Drop to the back of Sabre's head driving it back into the Ladder. Grimm rolls Sabre off the ladder and then picks it up. He then sets it up underneath the belt and starts to climb up. Sabre starts to get to his feet. Grimm is almost at the top when Sabre rocks the ladder and then pushes it over, Grimm falls off crotching himself on the top rope. Sabre then immediately springs onto the 2nd rope and then turns away to dropkick Grimm in the face as he hangs on the ropes, knocking him to the floor. Sabre then kicks the Ladder out of the way and waits on the other side of the ring. Grimm slowly staggers to his feet. Sabre runs and then performs a Cartwheel and then Moonsaults from the ring over the top rope to the outside taking Grimm down and somehow landing perfectly on his feet. Sabre immediately picks up a Steel Chair and slides it into the ring. He then rolls back in and immediately sets up the Ladder under the belt. He climbs up it quickly, but it is only a small Ladder and he struggles to reach the belt. Grimm is somehow back up, but only just and he rolls back into the ring. Sabre stands right on the top of the Ladder reaching up for the belt, Grimm gets to his feet, but falls over into the Ladder knocking it over and Sabre loses his footing and falls almost straight down to the canvas.
Stanyer: These men proving how violent this match can be!
Dawg: Yes they are!
Grimm gets back and grabs a chair from the outside, he clanks it against the ground waiting for Sabre to get up. Sabre rises up and turns to get a huge chair shot right in the face, Sabre is bleeding very badly now as Grimm slides out of the ring and picks up a table. Grimm slides the table in and sets it up near the corner ropes, Grimm takes a second to catch his breath before he sets up the ladder and begins to climb. Sabre gets to his feet whipping the blood out of his eyes and moves over to Grimm, Sabre bounces off the ropes and grabs Grimm sending him down through the table with a very bad looking neckbreaker.
Stanyer: That neckbreaker was not all that it was going for, very sloppy in my mind
Sabre resets the ladder and climbs, Sabre gets up to the second last rung as out of the crowd runs Poppa. Poppa slides into the ring as Sabre reaches for the belt and pushes the ladder over sending Sabre crashing down to the outside of the ring. Poppa leaves as Grimm starts to move, Grimm gets to his feet and is a little shocked at what he sees. As Grimm re sets the ladder Sabre begins to crawl back into the ring, Grimm sees Sabre and with an evil smile he sets the chair under him and grabs Sabre's head. Grimm hits the Fear Factor 2k(Diving Reverse DDT) right on the chair sending Sabre head first into steel. Grimm gets up and scales the ladder, he reaches the second last rung and grabs the title for the win.
Dawg: Grimm isn't extreme! He had to have Poppa beat up Sabre first!
Stanyer: I really doubt that, Poppa would have run down to beat Sabre if in any match Sabre was in! Grimm hitting that new DDT to finish the deal though, in my mind that is Extreme all by itself.
{Commerical Break}
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{End Commerical}
"Come Out and Play" by The Offspring starts to rip from the speakers as the TitanTron flashes Silas Parish's entry video. The crowd starts to boo and throw things even before Silas himself appears. The ill will of the fans increases dramatically as Silas steps through the curtain and in to view with the PWF US title wrapped around his waist and a cocky, arrogant smirk on his face. He slowly walks down to the ring, avoiding all contact with the fans. In fact, he utterly ingores them as best he can. Once at ringside he snatches a microphone and slides in under the bottom rope. He doesn't even pretend to wait for the crowd to quiet before he raises the microphone to his lips and begins to speak.
Parish: "Awwww... SHUT UP! Show some respect to YOUR current PWF U.S. champion. After all, I DID retain the title against a more focused and dangerous Homicide... or so he claimed. For some unknown reason, Homicide actually thought that a little rest in the nuthouse and a constipated look for his face would be enough to take this belt back from me. Well... I hate to say it folks... actually thats a lie, I LOVE to say it, but he was WRONG! Once again a larger opponent came up a bit SHORT against me. When will all of you, and those inflated egos in the back learn that size doesn't matter?"
The crowd starts booing louder. Several chants try to start up, but they are either drowned out by the boos or no one picks up on them so they die out quickly. The whole time, Silas stares in distain at the fans that once cheered his every word and now try to spit on him.
Parish: "Most of them, and you, are obvious too dense to realize this fact, so I tell you what I'm going to do. I'm throwing out an open challenge to ANYONE in the back who wants a US title shot next Havoc. And I do mean ANYONE. It doesn't matter how large they are, and it sure doesn't matter how small they are either. Quite frankly, I doubt that anyone back there could take this title away from me one-on-one in a "fair" fight. In fact, I have trouble believing anyone will actually accept my challenge. After all, who in the heck would want to step into a ring and be humiliated by me?"
Suddenly... "King Volcano" by Bauhaus hits the arena
Camera turns to te entrance where a wall fo flame shoots up. King Volcano step through and stares at Silas. Silas seems a bit shocked.
King Volcano: Yeah Yeah Yeah. You surprised everyone. You were the underdog. You can defeat anyone to get the gold no matter how big or small. Well, I am the largest wrestler in the PWF. Let's see if you can hold that line against me. As I remember, you said the same thing awhile back when I took the hardcore belt from you. So I accept your match. Bring your tissues so after the match when your crying that you lost the gold , you have something to wipe away those tears.
King Volcano shows his crocodile smile and proclaims
King Volcano: COS will have not one, not two, but three belts. No one can stop us. No one can stop the Eruption of Destruction.
King Volcano walks through the cutrain of fire and disappears as quickly as he appeared
Stanyer: This match is one we've been waiting for a while to see. We saw them earlier have a heated discussion, and now they will get it on in the ring, one v one.
Dawg: You never know, perhaps the gWo might NOT interfere.
Stanyer: Well, the ring ropes have been checked, the pyro's are set, the referee is in the ring, we're ready, and all the pigs are ready to fly.
Dawg: Ha Ha, very funny.
The lights are turned off and red laser lights flash through out the arena and then pyro goes off on the stage and People=Shit hits and out walks Jason Hunt with a confident strut. Jason raises his hands in the air and then he walks down to the ring and when he gets in the ring he flexes his muscles then climbs up to the ropes and raises his arms and hands again.
James: Introducing from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing 220lbs, Jason Hunt.
Before the music begins, everywhere goes dark, and then purple and blue lights flicker and then go all around, then focus on the entrance where Davey K is about to enter. The minute it focuses on the entrance, the music begins.
The Video is of Superstar Davey K, dancing with many attractive women on a beach and then in his variety of cars eg BMW etc. The camera zooms into the numberplate which reads "SUPERSTAR 1". Davey K can be seen driving the car with his customary expensive jewellery and designer silk shirts. The camera then focuses on Davey K standing next to his car as many bikini wearing women wash it, and Davey stands looking on with an American Football Shirt, with his name on the back that reads "Davey K - no.69". The Video goes on to show Davey in various expensive clubs.
Superstar Davey K walks down the aisle very confidentally with a smug look on his face. He will come down dressed and have his wrestling gear underneath. His dress is either American Football Jerseys, baggy trousers and trainers if he is to wrestle. If he is out to cut a promo then he will be dressed smartly, wearing an open slik shirt, revealing jewellery. Davey K will stop every so often to look at a member of the crowd and show them the rings on his finger. All the time he will be nodding his head to the music on the speakers. When he gets to the ring he will walk up the steps, and enter the ring by going through the middle ropes. He immediatley goes to the turnbuckle and stands with his arms stretched open, nodding to the music, pointing at his chest and mouthing "Who's the superstar Baby?", "Yeah, show me the money!".
James: And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California, weighing 266lbs, "Superstar" Davey K
Report: Davey K and Hunt tie up as Carlton Rock rings the bell. Hunt gets in a knee to the gut and then clubs Davey across his back. He staggers away from Hunt, who follows him, but Davey surprises him with a strong right hand to the face. Hunt is stunned and Davey sends him to the ropes, but ducks too early and gets a boot to the face. Hunt goes for a clothesline, but Davey ducks it and wraps himself around Hunt's waist. He goes for a German Suplex, but Hunt counters it with a perfect Victory Roll. 1 ..2 Davey kicks out. Hunt and Davey get to their feet. Hunt gets in a couple of quick forearms and puts Davey in the corner. He hits a couple of knife edge chops until Davey ducks a third putting Hunt in the corner. Davey then nails a couple of knife edge chops off his own. He then whips Hunt to the opposite corner and follows in with a splash before hooking Hunt's head and coming straight back out with the K-Factor (Bulldog). Davey covers. .1 .2 .. Hunt kicks out. Davey mounts Hunt and drills him with a series of right hands. Hunt throws Davey off him and gets to his feet. Hunt gets in a couple of forearms and then goes for a back drop, but Davey escapes behind him and nails him with a forearm to the back of his head. Davey K then hooks up Hunt and delivers a Falling Suplex. Hunt sits up holding his back, but Davey pulls him back down and covers. 1 ..2 Hunt kicks out. Jason gets up slowly to his feet. Davey takes a step back and sets Hunt up for the Davey-K-O (Superkick), but Hunt sidesteps it and then knocks Davey down with a clothesline. Davey starts to get up but Hunt hits the Six-Pack Revolver (FameAsser) as he gets up and then makes the cover. ..1 2 Davey just kicks out.
Stanyer: These two are cranking up the intensity in this match, we don't see Davey K like this too often.
Dawg: But of course, Hunt is like this all the time, he wrestles with intensity. He lives on the adrenalin.
Davey K is pulled up to his feet. Hunt hits a couple of powerful knife edge chops and then sends Davey to the ropes where he takes him down with a Spinning Wheel Kick. Davey staggers up to his feet. Hunt hooks him up and delivers a perfect Snap Suplex, but he holds on and pulls Davey back up to his feet to deliver a 2nd Snap Suplex. Hunt drags Davey up again and this time lifts Davey up high into the air and then drops him on his head with the Brainbuster. Hunt covers. .1 .2 Davey just kicks out. Hunt picks up Davey and lifts him up onto the top turnbuckle. He slaps him across the chest and then begins to climb up and sets himself up for "The Hunter" (Frankensteiner), but as Hunt is standing on the top rope, Davey grabs both his legs and dives off with a devastating Powerbomb. Both men stay down for a moment in the middle of the ring. Davey eventually rolls over and drapes his arm over Hunt. ..1 ..2 . Hunt just gets his shoulder up. Both men drag themselves to their feet. Davey kicks Hunt in the gut and then goes for the Superstar Slam (Pedigree), but Hunt counters out with a Back Body Drop. Hunt pulls Davey up to his feet only to get pushed away, kicked in the gut, and receive the Playaz Push (X-Factor). Davey covers. .1 ..2 Hunt kicks out.
Stanyer: Hunt doing well to survive two big moves from Davey K.
Dawg: Of course Hunt is doing well, he's gWo, the gWo ALWAYS does well. Fool.
Hunt gets to his feet, Davey pushes him into the corner and begins to lay into him with some powerful right hands. Hunt comes back with a thumb to the eye and then hooks Davey up for a Northern Lights Suplex, only for Davey to counter by delivering the Pimpin Bomb (Flowing DDT). Davey covers. ..1 ..2 Hunt kicks out. Davey pulls Hunt up to his feet and kicks him in the gut and then delivers a Sit-out Powerbomb. Davey pushes the legs forward for the pin. 1 2 . Hunt kicks out. Jason Hunt then rolls out of the ring, as Davey paces around. Hunt gets to his feet and slams his fist into the apron. Carlton Rock has to stop Davey leaving the ring. Hunt goes over to the Timekeeper's table and throws the man with the ring bell out of the way and grabs his chair. Carlton Rock tries to grab the chair off Hunt, Davey K tries to use this distraction to attack Hunt, but he pushes the referee to one side and Hunt cracks Davey K over the head with the steel chair. The referee rings the bell. Hunt then delivers two more destructive blows to Davey K with the chair. Hunt then looks at the announcers table and then throws the top off and begins to pull the monitors out.
Stanyer: Hunt wasn't getting anywhere in the match, and got frustrated, now he is venting his frustrations on Davey K.
Dawg: Hey, I need that Monitor!!!
Hunt pulls Davey up onto the announcers table. Then as if to mock Davey K, he sets him up for Davey's own "Superstar" Slam. But then suddenly, the rest of the Playaz Club comes running down the aisle Hunt is angry with this and is forced to release Davey and jumps over the barricade into the crowd. Q-Zee & Masta P go to their friends aid, and exchange words with Hunt, who is backing through the crowd.
{Commercial Break}
**Three kids are playing 'dice' on a street corner**
Billy- "Where's the cream filling?"
Tom- "That's a stupid commercial."
Jack- "Is not!"
Billy- "Yeah! Hostess RULES!"
Tom- "No!"
Jack- "Yeah!" **Begins to cry**
**Suddenly, Sabre and Big Poppa come out of no where.**
Big Poppa- "What seems to be the problem, boys?"
Jack- "Ta-tom said Hostess is stupid."
Tom- "No I didn "
Sabre- "I think I heard enough. Poppa, you know what to do."
**Big Poppa and Sabre whip out rings put them on their fingers, and yell out**
Sabre and Poppa- "PAP-IZE!"
**There's a big poof of smoke, and when it clears, corny music plays and Big Poppa and Sabre are dressed up in 'superhero' costumes.**
All Three Kids: "Whoa! It's Moonsault Man and his partner Purple Paptizer!"
Purple Paptizer: "That's right kids! It's time to stop your silly fighting over those fatty hostess treats!"
Moonsault Man: "Yeah! It's time to have a new hip after-school snack that everyone will agree on."
**Enter superhero music.**
Voice- "That's right, prepare to eat Sab-Pops! The next generation of treats! Moms and kids alike approve of these natural flavored suckers. With two 'Super' flavors, Moonsault Maroon and Paptize Purple, you are sure to enjoy."
**Big Poppa and Sabre hand Sab-Pops to the kids**
(all kids)- "Thanks Moonsault Man and Purple Paptizer."
Big Poppa- "No problem citizens. Just don't trip over your shoelaces."
(everyone)- "Bahahahahahaha."
Voice- "Sab-Pops are brought to you by the makers of Moose-flakes. Sab-Pops is a trademark of DSM and Co."
{End Commerical}
The Ultra-Tron shows solid black eyes and then craw marks tear through the eyes as "Dragula" by Rob Zombie hits. As Eraser comes running out from the back. The crowd cheerss as Eraser sides under the ropes. Eraser goes over to the corner and climbs up on the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd. The cameras zoom in on Erasers face with the black paint and then red and white craw marks
James: Introducing from Tampa Bay, Florida, weighing 289lbs, Eraser.
"Her Ghost in the Fog" by Cradle of Filth begins to play as a ring of fire appears by the entrance, surrounded by an eerie fog. Bloodbath rises out of the flames before walking towards the ring. He stops on the apron, and looks to the crowd, before he climbs in the ring.
James: Introducing, from Hell, Michigan, weighing 225lbs, Bloodbath.
Surprisingly "Sellout" by Biohazard hits the arena, both Bloodbath and Eraser stare as Gambino heads down the ramp, he ignores the two in the ring and walks around, going straight to the announcers table. He sits down next to Dave Harley and picks up a mic.
Dawg: It looks like the good Commissioner is joining us at ringside, welcome Mr. Gambino.
Gambino: Thank you Dave. It's a pleasure to be sitting next to you. It's just a shame we couldn't have some talent in the ring for us to enjoy watching.
Stanyer: Are you saying that Bloodbath & Eraser are not talented?
Gambino: Who asked you? Me and Dave are having a conversation here, you call the match or something.
Report: Eraser and Bloodbath circle each other in the ring. They tie up, which immediately allows Eraser to power the new World Champion back into the corner. Eraser then begins to pound Bloodbath with some heavy right hands. He then pulls Bloodbath out and sends him to the ropes and then knocks him down with a High Knee to the face. Bloodbath gets up holding his face. Eraser holds him in a headlock and then delivers a Bionic Elbow to the back of his head. Bloodbath staggers around the ring. Eraser stalks him and pushes him into the corner and begins to pound him down with kicks to the gut. Eraser then pulls Bloodbath up and grabs him by the throat and then uses his awesome strength to toss Bloodbath across the ring. Bloodbath gets up to his feet. Eraser walks over to grab him, but Bloodbath explodes on him with a series of rapid right hands. Bloodbath then kicks Eraser in the gut and delivers a Quick DDT. Eraser rolls out of the ring stunned by the move. Bloodbath charges and catches him with a Baseball Slide sending Eraser into the barricade. Bloodbath then leaves the ring and slams Eraser's head into the barricade. He then leans him up against the barrricade and delivers a couple of hard knife edge chops. Bloodbath then hooks Eraser by the head and runs to slam his head into the ring post. He gets admonished by the referee for it, but he ignores it.
Gambino: Look at that, he should be DQ'd for that!!
Stanyer: True, but that would spoil the match now wouldn't it.
Gambino: Like I care about either of these two. In fact, I've a good mind to kick both of their asses right now, but I think I'll save that ass kicking for a more appropriate time.
Stanyer: When is a more appropriate time?
Gambino: When I say so.
Stanyer: You mean when you've got your buddy's, the gWo to back you up.
Dawg: Stop asking him stupid questions, he's trying to watch this match.
Gambino: Yeah, stop your rambling Stanyer.
Bloodbath leans Eraser against the barricade and then begins to lay into him with kicks to the gut. All the time, the referee is asking him to get back in the ring. Eventually, Bloodbath pulls Eraser up and slides him back into the ring. Bloodbath then climbs up to the top rope. Eraser gets to his feet, Bloodbath then dives off and takes Eraser down with a Missile Dropkick. Bloodbath then covers Eraser. 1 ..2 Eraser kicks out. Bloodbath mounts Eraser and pounds him with right hands before pulling him to his feet and twisting him around so he can deliver a Reverse DDT. Bloodbath hooks the leg. 1 ..2 Eraser kicks out again. Bloodbath then decides to climb to the top rope again. Eraser gets to his feet and Bloodbath tries a Cross Body Block, but Eraser catches him in mid-air and then delivers a Perfect Fallaway Slam. Bloodbath rises to his feet only for Eraser to send him to the ropes and then drill him into the canvas with an awesome Powerslam. Eraser hooks the leg. ..1 ..2 .. Bloodbath kicks out. Eraser pulls him up and then lifts him up above his head with a Military Press and then tosses him half-way across the ring like a rag doll. Bloodbath staggers up to his feet, Eraser kicks him in the gut and then delivers a Pulling Piledriver. He hooks the leg. 1 2 .. Bloodbath somehow kicks out again.
Gambino: Now I'll give Bloodbath one thing, he's a tough bastard. But that's about it.
Dawg: True, Bloodbath can take a lot of punishment.
Gambino: He'll need to, next time he gets in the ring with me.
Stanyer: Antonio.
Gambino: That's Mr. Gambino to you.
Stanyer: Sorry, MR. Gambino. I noticed you brought down a package with you to the ring, may I ask what it is?
Gambino: It's a surprise, you'll know soon enough.
Bloodbath staggers up to his feet, holding onto the ropes. Eraser clotheslines him hard over the top rope and then climbs out himself. He lifts Bloodbath up against the barricade and then begins to pound him with vile shots to the kidneys. Bloodbath slowly pulls himself up, so Eraser can whip him shoulder first into the ring steps. Eraser then chokes Bloodbath with his boot, using the ropes for extra leverage. Eraser rolls in and out of the ring to break the count before he pulls Bloodbath up and slams his head into the barricade. Bloodbath staggers over towards the announcers table. There Gambino gives Bloodbath a few words in his ear. Eraser then gives Gambino a stare. Gambino then tells Eraser to get back in the ring, seemingly ignoring him. Eraser grabs Bloodbath and rolls him back into the ring, He gives Gambino a stare, but he isn't looking at him. Eraser gets in and covers Bloodbath. .1 ..2 . Bloodbath just gets his shoulder up. Eraser pulls Bloodbath up and then kicks him in the gut and then points towards the turnbuckle, which gets a mixed response, as they don't know what he is planning. Eraser then flips Bloodbath up and delivers an evil Powerbomb into the Turnbuckle. Bloodbath lies on the mat holding his back. Eraser covers. .1 2 .. Unbelievably, Bloodbath just gets his shoulder up. Eraser is angry and gets up and pulls Bloodbath up with him. Eraser sends him to the ropes and then goes for The Eraser (Strong Lariat), but Bloodbath ducks underneath and then spins Eraser around, and kicks him in the gut. He kicks him in the gut and then holds him in a DDT position. He then drops Reverse DDT style, but holds his knee out to slam Eraser's face into his knee. Both men then stay down.
Gambino: I think this seems like the right time.
Stanyer: Right time? Right time for what?
Gambino: For me to show you what's is inside this box.
Dawg: I can't wait for this.
Gambino throws off the microphone and picks up his box and slides it into the ring. He then gets into the ring and the referee, Mark Johnson gets in his way. Gambino just levels him with a right hand. Gambino then gets in the ring and opens up the box, he then pulls out a Sledgehammer.
Stanyer: Oh no, he wouldn't.
Dawg: After what happened at King of the Death Match? Of course he would!!!
Gambino raises the hammer above his head, holding it with both hands. Bloodbath is the first to his feet, Gambino charges and drills him straight in the head. Bloodbath crashes to the canvas and immediately blood starts to drip from a forehead wound. Eraser seems to be more aware of Gambino and is waving his arms as if to try and get Gambino to not attack him. But Gambino drills Eraser in the gut and then raises it above his head before driving it into the back of his head. Gambino then stands over the two fallen men and raises the sledgehammer above his head.
Stanyer: My God, Gambino has just destroyed both Bloodbath & Eraser with two devastating Sledgehammer shots. We need some EMT's out here right now.
Dawg: I'd like to see them try and get in the ring. And to think, Gambino seemed so calm, but he was just faking it, in reality, he wanted to destroy both of these men.
Stanyer: And he has done just that. We are out of time folks, we will see you next week.