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Live from Sydney, Australia
March 2nd 2002
March 2nd 2002
Master of Puppets hits as the Havoc intro plays showing clips of PWF Superstars throughout the past year of the PWF. Finally it swoops to the arena where over 30,000 Aussies have crammed into the arena. They cheer like crazy as Pyro's blast off all around the arena. The cameras pan across the crowd before cutting to the ringside announcing team.
Stanyer: Hello everyone and welcome to Sydney Australia for Saturday Night Havoc.
Dawg: Man, these Aussies are loud.
Stanyer: They know how to make some noise, that's pretty obvious. A bit of Castlemaine XXXX and Foster's is probably helping them just a little bit.
Dawg: They do like the odd drop here and there do these Aussies.
Stanyer: And they have one of their own to cheer for tonight in Sabre. Whose family is in the front row, just over there.
Dawg: That's Sabre's family? I can see the resemblance now. The ugliness of it.
Stanyer: That's not fair, you should watch your words. Anyway, Sabre has been granted a World Title shot against Gambino tonight, in front of his home-town fans. That will be one of the loudest pops of the night when Sabre steps through the curtain.
Dawg: Even louder than this?
Stanyer: Definitely.
Dawg: I do have one question.
Stanyer: Go on.
Dawg: What the HELL is that doing here?
The camera pans upwards to reveal a gigantic triple cage structure.
Stanyer: I have no idea, I'm told we will be informed later tonight.
Dawg: I don't like the look of this, the KOTDM tournament matches have been picked, so who could this be for?
Stanyer: I don't think we want to know.
Down with the Sickness by Disturbed hits and Gambino and MVD both appear on the stage. Gambino wearing his "Soldout" t-shirt with warm up pants, and MVD in his wrestling attire. Gambino has the World Title draped over his shoulder and MVD has one of the Tag Team titles around his waste. They make their way to the ring, with the crowd booing them all the way. Once in the ring, MVD goes to one corner, and Gambino goes to the opposite. They both climb the turnbuckle simultaneously, Gambino holding his World Title high in the air, and MVD doing his two-thumb pose. They then climb down and Gambino grabs a microphone as the music stops
Gambino: "You know, it's been quite a week for the gWo, a great week actually. I mean, Crusader is gone, thanks to me and the gWo, just another peice of trash gone, courtesy of the gWo. But, with the great week we've been having, there is just one thing that is bothering me...these God damn 'gifts' someone's been leaving! A skull, the video...and I know exactly who's behind it. Oh yeah, this has the Cult of Shadows written all over it. I'm sick and tired of you guys screwing with me, trying to scare me with your satanic crap! It's not gonna work! The only thing it's gonna do is piss me off! Bloodbath, I know you're the one putting them up to this, and I'm not gonna take it anymore. Right here, tonight, I'm putting an end to this sherade...so Bloodbath...get your ass out here now!"
Gambino and MVD both stare towards then entrance awaiting Bloodbath's arrival
Gambino: "Bloodbath, get your ass out here now!"
MVD walks to the corner and leans against the turnbuckle as Gambino exits the ring. Gambino grabs a steel chair and slides back into the ring with it
Gambino: "I'm not gonna wait all night Bloodbath! If you don't get your ass out here now, then we're coming to the back for you!"
MVD motions for Gambino to give him the microphone. Gambino hands it over to him, then climbs the turnbuckle and glares towards the entrance. He smacks the turnbuckle with the chair as MVD begins to speak
MVD: - You know you've all had it really easy, especially you guys, yes you!!!!!!!! the C.O.S!!
We'd of ran anyone else right out of our company long before now, your just lucky we've been pre-occupied with a few other pressing matters Bloodbath!
I'm sick of you running amok around here, thinking your Matt Van Dam, wishing you were Matt Van Dam, hoping your dick was as big as Matt Van Dam's
small pop from a gang of females in the crowd
MVD: Well.. uh uh ain't happening, it's time my Green World Order take over this company for real. It's the gWo vs the PWF god damn it and if you don't bring your skanky gothic ass to this damn ring right now, I will tear this company apart just to find you!
Stanyer: - What the hell does he mean?
Dawg: -Shhhh let the man speak this is important!
MVD: - Thats right fort all you jobbers in the back............. yes even you Stoppamon ! Everyone single one of you will be desimated by the Green World Order if you do not turn over Bloodbath tonight!
Stanyer: - This just isn't right, he can't punish us all for one act of defiance god damn him!
MVD: - So guys, if you all think Bloodbath's act of rebellion is worth your careers, fine, keep him nice and safe in your locker room, but I SERIOUSLY SUGGEST, if you have any regard for your own well being, turn him over to me right now, or consider yourselves damned!
MVD slams the mic down in anger as he and Gambino are about the leave ring, then suddenly, the music hits and out comes "Superstar" Davey K with a mic
Davey K appears at the top of the stage, looking all around and milking the cheers of the crowd
Davey K: Ladies, gentleman, your too kind, all I can feel is a lot of love for the Superstar!!
The crowd gives a massive cheer!
Davey K: Nice, nice, thank you..too kind.
Davey K suddenly stops and stares at MVD and Gambino in the ring
Davey K: And what the hell are you two looking at? You think because you dress up in your little green shirts, that makes you better than me? Hey MVD do you think your better than Davey K?
MVD goes to speak
Davey K: Oh shut your little cake-hole MVD, I like the whole of the arena is sick of hearing your whining voice go on and on about how in love you and Gambino are, how Power G although he is a complete freak ass mute is really terrifying..its all the same old tired Bullshit. You keep coming out week after week with at least one of your buddies kissing your ass while you point to your shoulders...its all gotta end Matty Boy, the whole empire you have supposedly built. You took so long building up the gWo like it would be some world power. When I look at you now, I dont see a group thats going to change the world, all I see is a bunch of tired old has beens who just hang around because its all become routine. Matt tell me, I really wanna know, how long have you been pointing at your shoulders, sprinting down to the ring to interfere in other peoples business....ill tell you....way too long! Im sick of it, the crowd are certainly sick of it, and when you have some TV time the people at home go and make some coffee or ring their friends....anything and I mean theyll do anything then watch you....watch you and old sellout over there. Well Ladies and gentleman al over the world, stay tuned to PWF television, keep buying your tickets because there is a real treat coming your way...the Playaz Club!
A chant goes up "Playaz Club...playaz club!
Davey K: Aaaaah, hearing that is so sweet!
Davey K: Anyway, enough of how much you make me sick, lets talk about tonite, for too long Matt youve been messing with things that really dont concern you, and you Gambino but youll keep, I have a lot in store for you! Matt tonite Im interested in you. Now why do you have to mess with my business, is it ever since I superstar slammed your sorry ass onto a cane, a cane that you insisted on...ahh when Davey K had that title around his waist you wanted it. And unlike your wife...you couldnt buy it! You had to do the unthinkable MVD, you had to do something that you only do as a last resort...you had to come to the ring and wrestle for it. And when you did that you LOST! Ever since youve messed with me, stuck your nose in where it just aint wanted. Tonite that ends when I beat you so bad you aint never gonna want another piece of the Superstar. Infact why wait, Im ready, lets not keep the fans waiting, lets go for it now....you have a problem with me, well you son of a bitch, lets get it on now!
Davey drops the mic and runs to the ring
Report: Davey K slides into the ring and MVD stomps on him as he gets in. Gambino exits the ring as MVD pulls Davey K up and slams his head into the turnbuckle pad. Duane Dibley races down to the ring and slides in waving his hand towards the timekeeper, who rings the bell. MVD is delivering a couple of forearms to Davey K before he whips him to the opposite corner and follows in, but Davey moves out of the way and then starts to lay into MVD with right hands as he spins around in the corner. Davey pulls MVD out and sends him to the ropes, he swings with a standing clothesline, but MVD ducks it then comes off the ropes and dives at Davey knocking him off his feet with a flying reverse elbow. Davey gets up quickly, MVD sends him to the corner and then follows in and delivers a Monkey Flip, but Davey surprises everyone by landing on his feet and then as MVD turns around, he nearly takes his head off with a clothesline. Davey delivers a jumping elbow drop and then covers. ..1 .2 MVD kicks out. Davey pulls MVD to his feet and kicks him in the gut, he then delivers a knife edge chop which knocks MVD into the corner. Davey follows in with a few gut kicks and then climbs up to the 2nd turnbuckle and starts to deliver right hands to MVD. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Davey holds his first up to the crowd and recieves a massive pop. 10!!! Davey drops down and pulls the dazed MVD out of the corner and whips him to the ropes, Davey then scoops MVD up as he comes off and walks around the ring with him for a moment before he delivers a Fallaway Slam. MVD staggers up to his feet as Davey comes off the ropes and then knocks MVD down with a High Knee. Davey hooks the leg. .1 ..2 MVD kicks out. Davey motions out of his cover and mounts MVD, delivering a number of precise right hands. He then pulls MVD up to his feet and pounds his face with two strong right hands. Davey then comes off the ropes and delivers a Swinging Neckbreaker. Davey then climbs to the 2nd turnbuckle and holds his arm up to the crowd before diving off with an Elbow Drop straight to the heart of MVD. Davey hooks the leg for a cover. 1 2 .. MVD kicks out.
Stanyer: It's been all Davey K so far in this match, MVD has barely got a look in.
Dawg: That's because MVD wasn't prepared for this match, he came down here to aid Gambino, and suddenly he's in the middle of a wrestling match!!!
Stanyer: I thought the gWo were supposed to be always ready for a fight.
Dawg: They are, which is why I still predict MVD to win this match.
Stanyer: Without outside interference?
Dawg: Always.
Davey pulls MVD to his feet, he delivers a stiff knee to the stomach before slamming his head into the corner. Davey then delivers a reverse elbow. Davey delivers a second reverse elbow. He then gets in MVD's face and gives him a bit of trash talk. But MVD raises his hand and rakes Davey's eyes. As Davey shakes his head, trying to get his sight back. MVD drives him into the canvas with a Sambo Suplex and then stays down himself, to recover from the punishment he, himself has already taken. Slowly MVD and Davey K pull themselves to their feet. Davey swings with a right hand but MVD ducks it and then goes for a Spinning Heel Kick, but Davey ducks it, but MVD follows straight through with another Spinning Heel Kick which Davey takes across the jaw and goes down. MVD is still a little dazed as he pulls Davey up to his feet. MVD delivers a couple of body punches to Davey, doubling him over and then delivers a cocky slap to the face. MVD smiles arrogantly at Davey and then the crowd, before Davey wipes the smile off his face with a hard right hand. Davey goes to whip MVD to the ropes, but he reverses and then takes the Superstar off his feet with a Spinning Wheel Kick. MVD quickly covers. 1 ..2 .. Davey kicks out. MVD pulls Davey up to his feet and then hooks him around the waist before pausing, he takes a look around the crowd before he delivers The Sexiest Move (Spinning Belly to Belly Suplex.) MVD then decides not to cover, instead he climbs the turnbuckle and does his trademark two thumb pose while mouthing "M..V..D" The crowd boo him, and he holds out both arms as if to ask why. MVD then drops down as Davey is trying to get to his feet. MVD kicks him in the head and then starts to trash talk him. MVD continues with the kicks to the head, refusing to let Davey get to his feet, while making sure his message gets across to him. MVD then seems to be allowing Davey to get to his feet, but before he can stand up, MVD delivers the FrogAsser. MVD then hooks the leg. ..1 ..2 Davey just gets his shoulder up.
Dawg: Now this is classic MVD, taking his time, disecting Davey, piece by piece.
Stanyer: Personally I think he is wasting a lot of time with his trash talk, and his poses in the corner. Time that would be better spent fighting his opponent.
Dawg: When your as good as MVD, you don't need to worry about such things.
MVD stands over the fallen Davey K and then performs the Old Man Stink pose. MVD then drops down and delivers a few right hands before standing up and simply placing his foot on Davey's chest for a very Cocky Pin. Duane Dibley looks at MVD before he counts. ..1 2 .. Davey easily gets his shoulder up. MVD pulls Davey up to his feet and delivers a European Uppercut, which sends Davey back into the corner. MVD lifts Davey up onto the turnbuckle and then climbs up and stands in front of Davey and performs another Old Man Stink pose, but this time Davey drives his fist straight into the groin of MVD, doubling him over. Davey then stands up, holding onto MVD to make sure he goes nowhere, and then flips over him delivering a devastating Sunset Flip Powerbomb. Davey holds on for the cover. 1 2 . MVD just kicks out and both men stay on their backs as the referee begins a ten count. The count reaches 8 before both men get to their feet. MVD goes for a right hand, but Davey blocks it and delivers a slow right hand of his own. MVD shakes it off and goes in again, but Davey hits a harder right hand. MVD then gets in a kick to the gut and then sends Davey to the ropes. MVD goes down too early though and gets kicked in the face. Davey then quickly comes off the ropes behind MVD and delivers the K-Factor (Running Bulldog). MVD slowly pulls himself up to his feet and staggers around the ring. Davey kicks him in the gut and sets him up for the Superstar Slam (Pedigree), but MVD counters out with a Back Drop. MVD then grabs Davey as he is getting up and goes for The Sexiest Move again, but Davey counters with a knee to the gut and then hits the Pimpin Bomb (Flowing DDT). Davey hooks the leg. 1 2 .. MVD just gets his shoulder up. Davey goes over to the corner and taps his thigh to signal for the Davey-K-O (Superkick). MVD staggers up to his feet and turns towards Davey, who goes for it, but MVD ducks it and then jumps up and connects with a Vandaminator. Both men stay down for a moment, until MVD rolls over to drape an arm over Davey. .1 2 Davey just gets his shoulder up.
Dawg: Dammit, I thought MVD had that one then.
Stanyer: It was close, very close indeed actually. I myself have no idea where Davey found the strength from to kick out of the fall.
MVD gets to his feet, while Davey is still down. MVD looks at him and then goes over to the turnbuckle and springs to the top, he nearly loses his balance, but just hangs on. MVD then goes for the Five Star Frog Splash, but Davey rolls out of the way and MVD hits the canvas hard. Davey is quickly up and as soon as MVD stands up, he kicks him in the gut and then this time delivers the Superstar Slam.(Pedigree). Davey covers. ..1 .2 . The referee is pulled out of the ring. The camera pans to show that the Real McCoy has come down to ringside. Referee Duane Dibley starts to argue with McCoy on the outside. On the inside, Davey goes to the ropes and tries to attract the referee's attention, but as he does so, Power G jumps over the barricade by the announcers table and slides into the ring. Davey gives up on the referee and turns around, and walks straight into Power G, who delivers the G Power Slam. Power G then puts MVD's arm over Davey and slides out of the ring and ducks down by the apron. McCoy points out to the referee that there is a cover in the ring and Duane Dibley decides to slide back in and make the count. ..1 .2 3!!!!
MVD d. Davey K
14:13 Pinfall
Stanyer: God-dammit, just when you think MVD is finally going to be taught a lesson, the gWo arrives and saves his ass.
Dawg: What are you talking about? MVD had the match under control at all times. Sheesh, you really think MVD wouldn't have kicked out of the Superstar Slam?
Stanyer: No, I don't think he would have kicked out at all.
Dawg: Another glorious win for the leader of the gWo.
Stanyer: More like another cheap win.
{Commerical Break}
[The scene opens in a football stadium at the home of Crusader in Palm Beach Florida. It looks as if they are going to make a commercial advertisement but they cant get the extras to co-operate. The extras are a couple dozen females sitting in the stands. The problem is their mouths are wide open and they are drooling everywhere. Thier eyes are fixed on some object in the middle of the field. They are staring as if they had just seen the man of their dreams. The camera follows their stare to The One, Crusader. The camera man walks up to Crusader]
Reporter: "This definitely is no Ice Breaker, no pun intended, but these girls literally cant take their eyes off you."
Crusader: "Yeah but this time they arent looking at me, its the shirt Jackass!"
(the reporter takes a look at the black, sleeveless shirt Crusader is wearing which has the words Crusader on the front and The Outkasts on the back.)
Crusader: (turns towards camera) "Get your new Crusader T-shirt only at PWF Shop Zone"
Reporter: "Umm, Crusader?"
Crusader: "What?!"
Reporter: "Damn you smell good!"
[the scene fades to black as the girls still sit with that fixed stare and drool falling from their mouths]
{End Commercial}
The camera fades into the car park, where the Ultimate Warriors are just heading into the building. Suddenly The Russians burst through the doors they were about to go through and nail them both with right hands. The Russians deliver a quick beating to Law & Eiji and leave them out on the concrete before they walk back into the arena dusting their hands.
The camera cuts to Ted Tedison who is standing by with DarkStorm. DarkStorm looks like he is in some sort of daze but he is talking to Ted Tedison without breaking eyecontact with the object he is fixated upon. Ted Tedison begins by saying
Tedison: "DarkStorm, it has been shown that on countless incounters with the Methods of Mayhem, you were attacked and defeated by more than one man....."
Storm breaks contact with what he is staring at and glares into the eys of Ted Tedison
DarkStorm: "........more than one man do defeat the prophecy. how can it be, that men such that reside within the Methods of Mayhem can not defeat me by themselves....."
Tedison: "I Don't know DarkStorm, but the fact of all this is that you attacked SandStorm and left him laying in the middle of the ring, and then came back and did it again...."
DarkStorm: "......Actions are taken because of the actions of another who prevokes another. For that reason, SandStorm is to blame for the actions taken by me......He clams to be a leader, a leader of a powerful group.......I hold the greatest power of all here SandStorm, do you know what that is...........I guess I'll have to show your erien boy tonight..."
Tedison: "I presume that your talking about your re-match for the Lightweight title, that just for the record, was taken from you under questionable circumstances with the interference of Pofit with that Golden Bible...."
DarkStorm: "........The Gothic Christain and his sidekick, Profit...........tonight, Golgotha, you and I shall take a walk, a walk down the path of destiny.......the path that will cut through you, and the entire Methods of Mayhem, then ending at SandStorm.........as for you Profit, when I see you alone, I can tell you of the prophecy, the prophecy that you clam to fore-see, you will know my power.........for the past has returned, the Power of FATE HAS RETURNED...."
DarkStorm stares at Ted Tedison and Ted slowly starts to walk away but storm never looses eye contact with him, then suddenly he looks into the camera with a expression of sheer anger across his face, then he breaks into a slow laugh as the camera fades out
The picture opens to Wowbowski in the gWo Lockeroom, he is gearing up for his KOTDM tourney match tonight. Cossak is sitting down beside him, wearing a green sweater and black cords. The Russians notice the cameraman walking into the room and stop what they are doing
Wowbowski: Vhere is our good friend Mr.Frost tonight?
Cameraman: Well, he was supposed to intervew you tonight, but he refused.
Wowbowski: Vhat? Vhy? Ve Vrussians and Comrade Frost get along very vell
Cossak: Da, mutual vrespect.
Cameraman: Don't ask me, i'm just here to film.
Wowbowski: Da, Vell then. I supposed you vant me to talk about match tonight, and how i be fightink more than von time at zee PPV.
No response from the cameraman
Wowbowski: Toight, i be beatink Hanibal, to qualify for the KOTDM tournament. I vill destroy this man tonight, showing how dominant gWo is. simple as that.
Cossak: Da.
Cameraman: What about your ...matches...at KOTDM?
Wowbowski: Vell You see. Ve make up for lost time in gWo, by bringing home three title. von is the honors of being King of the Death match. And two more vhen ve dominate pathetic americanski's for hardcore tag title. Ve be True Kings of Death match.
Cossak leans over to Wowbowski and whispers something in his ear
Wowbowski: Da, i be mistaken, Comrade Cossak has corrected me, Ve vill be Czars of Death match, much more as you say, prestigious. Good choice Cossak
Cossak: i do my best.
Wowbowski: now Mr. Cameraman, if you excuse me.......Cossak......
Cossak Joe Grabs the cameraman and actually throws him out of the room, he then picks up the fallen camera and chucks it out too, the last shot is of a fallen cameraman, close up
The segment opens up with a shot of Hanibal watching Wowbowski's comments..He smirks and turns off the TV..a knock is heard at the door and Hanibal walks over and flings it open..he looks down to see Johnny Mayhem staring up with a mic in hand..
Mayhem: Hanibal you will be in one of the most dangerous match you've ever been in here in the PWF here tonight..is there anything new you'll do to prepare for *Hanibal cuts him off
Hanibal: Whoa there sun shine calm down...just because everybody's favorite superstar is in a match tonight doesn't mean you have to be all hyped up..on second thought who wouldn't be..
Fans boo..
Hanibal: And might I say...that was the stupidest question I've ever heard...Will i do something different? Pfffff Are you impling Wowbowski is some big talent or something..please..Listen Johnathan..you don't ask a Larger than life Superstar like myself a stupid question like that..of course I'm not going to do anything different! Hes just another no talent jackass like the rest of them....and if he want to come out the ring and claim (mocking wowbowski) he vil destroy me! *Hanibal laughs..hes got another thing coming. gWo member or not Wowbowski..you are just another bump on the road to me becoming the KING OF THE DEATHMATCH!
fans boo.
Hanibal: and Wether you like it or not ..there is nothing...and i mean nothing..that will stop me from the King of the death match and if you've got a problem with it....NEVERMIND!
Hanibal shoves Johnny Mayhem out of the way and begins walking down thw hallway as the screen fades to black.
Stanyer: I'm starting to understand what MVD meant now.
Dawg: Yep, the gWo is going to kick the asses of everyone in the PWF, until Bloodbath shows up.
Stanyer: That's what I feared. I doubt even we are safe.
Dawg: Don't you mean you.
Stanyer: Who said you were safe? I didn't hear MVD specially mention you as being excepted.
Dawg: Trust me, I know these things.
Stanyer: Anyway, the show must go on. We continue with the King of the Death Match Qualifiers tonight, opening with Wowbowski v Hanibal.
Credit: Brendan Seeley
Report: The bell rings and the tables on the outside of the ring instantly catch fire. Wowbowski looks around like he's shocked as Hanibal undoes the chair wedged to the ropes. Hanibal dashes at Wowbowski as he turns around and smashes the chair right in his face sending him right over the ropes. Wowbowski rolls into the ring and lays there for a second. Hanibal picks Wowbowski up and whips him into the ropes but Wowbowski reverses and Hanibal flips over the ropes and onto the hard ground. Wowbowski reaches down to grab a cane before hopping over onto the ground. He charges Hanibal and connects with the cane. He continues swinging the cane hitting Hanibal. Hanibal tries to grab the cane but he keeps getting hit. Hanibal gets to his feet as Wowbowski bounces off the opposite ropes and then flies through the air with a Suicide Dive taking Hanibal down with a cane shot to the face. Wowbowski grabs the head of Hanibal and starts to pound it into the mat before he is knocked down with a kick to the back of the head from a reversal of Hanibal. Wowbowski pulls himself to his feet as Hanibal climbs to the apron, as he stands up Hanibal springboards off the 2nd rope with an Asia Moonsault taking Wowbowski down. Hanibal then springboards onto the barricade and performs another taunt, the crowd simply boo him. He holds his arms out as if he is disappointed, Hanibal taunts Wowbowski using his Nevermind taunt only to get knocked down by a swift spinning kick from Wowbowski. Wowbowski picks up the cane again and swings it at Hanibal, Hanibal ducks the cane shot and hits a "Handaminator" sending the cane right into Wowbowski's face. Hanibal pulls up Wowbowski and hits him with a haymaker. Wowbowski staggers backwards into the turnbuckle, Hanibal follows in and drives in a reverse elbow. Hanibal the lifts Wowbowski up onto the top turnbuckle. Hanibal climbs up with him and then lifts him, looking for the Super Samoan Drop, but Wowbowski slides down his back and lands on his feet and then Powerbombs Hanibal off the top turnbuckle. Wowbowski stays down on all fours trying to catch his breath. After a few moments he quickly mounts Hanibal and begins to pound him with hard right hands. Eventually Hanibal throws him off and the two get to their feet. Hanibal hits Wowbowski with a right hand and sends him staggering into the ropes, but Wowbowski comes off and knocks Hanibal down with a Flying Forearm. Hanibal is quick to his feet, but falls into the ropes, Wowbowski runs in and clotheslines Hanibal over the top rope. Hanibal lands on his feet and then staggers backwards into the barricade. Wowbowski backs off into the opposite ropes. Hanibal turns and starts to climb back in the ring, but Wowbowski charges in and Dropkicks Hanibal through the ropes and sends him spinning through the air so he lands face first on the barricade. Hanibal then falls to the floor as Wowbowski rolls out of the ring. Hanibal is resting against the steps when Wowbowski holds onto the bottom rope and begins to stomp away on Hanibal. Wowbowski then pulls up Hanibal and holds him in a headlock, Hanibal gets in a few rabbit punches, but Wowbowski tightens his grip. Wowbowski then pulls Hanibal's head up and runs him face first into the ring post. Hanibal spins off the post holding his face. Wowbowski grabs Hanibal and rolls him back into the ring.
Stanyer: For a Deathmatch this is actually pretty tame..
As if Wowbowski heard Stanyer he pulls off the bags of thumbtacks and undoes them in the middle of the ring. Wowbowski lifts up Hanibal and sends him off the ropes, Wowbowski ducks his head but Hanibal stops in mid motion and slams the back of Wowbowski's head into the tacks. Wowbowski screams in pain as he gets to his feet, Hanibal throws him into the corner and follows him with a spear sending himself and Wowbowski through a table and right out of the ring. The 2 men lie on the ground without a movement for several minutes until Wowbowski gets to his feet, He signals for the Fall of Communism. Wowbowski lifts up Hanibal and begins the Fall of Communism but Hanibal elbows him in the gut and lifts him up into the Nevermind sending him through the flaming table and setting him on fire. The bell rings and fire fighters run down and spray Wowbowski out.
Hanibal d. Wowbowski
8:05
Stanyer: Well it looks like Grimm and Hanibal might actually face each other in the tourney after all.
Dawg: Now I'd definitely like to see those two go at it again.
We see Havok walking down the corridor, the European Title is over his shoulder, and he is drinking a bottle of Mountain Dew when suddenly the entire gWo, minus Wowbowski comes around the corner, they do not look happy. And they are all armed with a weapon of some sort. Havok drops his drink, turns and runs as fast as he can, but MVD is quick and catches him and nails him with a Singapore Cane to the back of the head. The rest of the gWo then beat him down with Baseball Bats and crowbars. They then walk off with a smile on their face, as staff members dash into adjoining rooms at the mere sight of the 4 men.
Loki appears on the screen. He is again, grinning ear to ear, and almost shaking with mirth. He is looking down at a paper in his hands. There is a knock at the door and Loki looks up. He springs out of his seat and throws the door open. There stands Johnny Mayhem, with a mic in hand.
Mayhem: Loki, I would like to-
Loki: (interupting) Get in here you fool!
Loki grabs Mayhem by the collar and drags him into the locker room. He plops Mayhem down on the couch before leaping as high as he can in the air and crashing down on the couch next to Mayhem.
Mayhem: Loki, could I-
Loki: Hush! You glamorous slug!
Loki hides the piece of paper in a panicked manner.
Mayhem: What was-
Loki: Silence you blood sucking monkey ape!
Mayhem: That's not even-
Loki: Let me talk you jerk!
Mayhem: Uhm, okay.
Loki: Great! Your friendly neighborhood God of Mischief has an announcement! I will be fighting with Rookie at the Pay-Per-View! Ain't that great?!
Mayhem: Indeed it is. Well, we-
Loki: Of course it is you... you.... GUY you! But'cha know what is just so wonderful about it? Do ya?
Mayhem: Well I-
Loki: Well you see, you spontiferous chunk o' summer sausage, not only does it give me the chance to complete my mission, but I have struck a deal with the front offices, and my victory at King of the Death Match will guarantee that I am THE number one contender for the European title!!!
Mayhem: Certainly looks like things are looking up for you! Wait, spontiferous?
Loki: Yeah, I just made it up.
Mayhem: Well, if I could, I'd like to-
Loki: Sorry! Time's up! Now get out!
Mayhem: But I-
Loki: Don't make me get the broom.
Mayhem gives Loki a slightly frightened look and carefully leaves the locker room. When the door shuts, Loki pulls out the piece of paper again and begins giggling.
The scene opens up to an empty PWF hallway. It is all silent until faint footsteps can be heard, walking towards the cameraman and Ted Tedison.
Tedison: That must be Sandstorm.
The footsteps get closer and finally, Sandstorm comes into sight. He walks closer and closer to Tedison and passes him, like he wasn't even there. Tedison catches up with him and stops him.
Sandstorm: Watch it junior, I'm syked up right now and extremely focused, Your lucky I'm not mistaking you with King Volcano.
Tedison: Sorry Sandstorm, I just want to ask you some questions.
Sandstorm: Fine, just make it quick, I'm on my way out to the ring.
Tedison: Alright, with the recent reuniting of the Methods Of Mayhem, what good and bad has come out of it?
Sandstorm: Well, we have had troubles in the past, but like a strong unit, we have come together to show all the doubters of our teamwork, and my leadership that we are not a force to be screwed with. The good is that we have become stronger and are ready to move on to bigger and better things, the bad, is that we might have to crack some skulls on our way to the top.
Tedison: Fair enough, now, what do you have to say about DarkStorm?
Sandstorm: You know Ted, the way I see it, me and the Methods have already taken care of him, and he shouldn't be getting in our way any more if he knows whats good for him.
Tedison: Yes, but you do know that he is taking on MoM member Golgotha.
Sandstorm: Yes, of course, I'm not stupid Ted.
Tedison: Oh, ah, of course not.
Ted cautiously takes one step back.
Sandstorm: Golgotha has a good heart and he is just giving DarkStorm a little taste of his own medicine by showing him how much of a loser he is by losing another title match.
Tedison: Ok, thats good, but about tonight, what tricks do you think King Volcano's got up his sleeve?
Sandstorm: What makes you think he has tricks under his sleeve?
Tedison: Well, he did pick the match in your favour. You know, the Desert Deathmatch with cactus' in the corners, and a sandbox in the middle of the ring which is filled with scorpions!
Sandstorm: Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Settle down bucko, don't worry about me, you know I will win, because I've done it before, and I will gladly do it again!
Tedison: So, no fears for this harshfully painful match?
Sandstorm: The only fear I have, is that King Volcano decides to throw me into one of those cactus', or that deadly sandbox, and I just have to reverse it and cause him unimaginable pain. No, wait a minute, no fears, forget about that.
Sandstorm walks away from Tedison, and down to the ring, as you can hear his music hitting in the distance.
Tedison: Did you get all that?
Cameraman: Sure did Ted.
Tedison: One more thing.
Cameraman: What's that Ted?
Tedison: How's my hair, I've been using that new conditioner that Jen Van Dam gave me, it really keeps my hair strong and makes it smell like flowery meadows............DAMNIT DAVE, ARE YOU STILL ROLLING?
Cameraman: Yeah so.
Tedison: WE'RE LIVE YOU JACKASS.
Tedison shoots a nervous smile towards the camera and just before the camera shuts off, he send a cold stare to Dave the cameraman.
Stanyer: The gWo are setting an ominous tone. Another match has been signed for the King of the Death Match, which is two weeks tomorrow. That being Rookie v Loki, which now has the added stipulation of being a #1 contenders match for the European Title.
Dawg: That will be one hotly contested match, those two already hate each other.
Stanyer: They already have enough reason to fight, the stipulation just makes it even more.
Dawg: Why are their cactus's in the ring?
Stanyer: Because our next match is a "Desert Death Match". There are Cactus's in the corner, and in the middle of the ring, there is a Sandbox filled with Scorpions.
Dawg: I see, that's why that bloke is there with "Animal Control" on his back.
Stanyer: Yep, this one could end up being very nasty.
Credit: Brendan Seeley
The lights dim in the arena and the fans start to wonder who will be coming through the curtain. Yellow, and black lasers shoot down towards the stage and smoke enclouds the rampway. The titantron lights up with the name "Sandstorm" on it in sand. A huge gust of wind can be heard and the name on the titantron blows away. All of a sudden, "Papercut" by Linkin Park erupts over the P.A system and the fans start to cheer. Sandstorm suddenly emerges from the smoke and struts down to the ring, slapping the fans' hands on his way. He enters the ring and does his signature taunt. The music cuts off, and the lights turn on. Sandstorm waits in the ring for his unlucky foe to make his presence felt.
James: Introducing from Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada, weighing 266lbs, The Rage of the Sahara, Sandstorm
The lights go pitch black for several seconds before several spotlights circle the crowd. Then as "King Volcano" by Bauhaus hits, all the spotlights focus on the entrance where the sadistic King Volcano is being carried on a throne by his loyal slaves to the arena. The tron shows the Chinese martial arts expert King Volcano ripping apart limbs on various PWF opponents using his devastating Eruption of Destruction. They show his victory winning the Hardcore and Extreme Belt and Master of Submission Title. The giant King steps in the ring with a kendo stick which he swings wildly at the booing crowd leaning over the ropes screaming "I am the best damn Hardcore wrestler here and I have the most feared move in the PWF. Noooooobody can survive my Eruption of Destruction." King Volcano puts his weapon down than he takes off his self appointed hardcore crown. He rolls his eyes back so only the whites appear as he meditates with tai chi while waiting for the bell to ring.
James: Introducing from The Orient, weighing 392lbs, King Volcano.Crowd gives a mixed reaction
Report: The 2 men stand in a corner as the sand and scorpions are lowered into the pit, Sandstorm looks pleased as the bell rings. Volcano runs in to Sandstorm's and clotheslines him into the cactus. Sandstorm screams out loud as Volcano rams him into the cactus a second time, Volcano tries a third ram but Sandstorm pushes him with his feet to the edge of the sand box and almost in. Volcano staggers around the pit and slides out of the ring picking up a couple of weapons and sliding back in. Sandstorm pulls himself to his feet and then clotheslines Volcano over the top rope. Sandstorm then backs off and waits for Volcano to get to his feet and then goes for a Baseball Slide, but Volcano has the move scouted and moves out of the way. Volcano then hits Sandstorm with hard right hands and then whips Sandstorm towards the steps, Volcano drops to the floor to send Sandstorm at maximum velocity and Sandstorm hits the steps knees first and flips over them, Volcano gets up and walks across to Sandstorm, he kicks Sandstorm hard in his knee. Sandstorm rolls away, but Volcano follows him and picks up his knee and slams it into the floor on the outside. Sandstorm pulls himself to his feet to try and make himself less vulnerable, he is still limping though. Volcano rolls him into the ring. Volcano then picks up Sandstorm and delivers a Sidewalk Slam. Volcano then removes the chain from one half of the top rope on one side, but leaves it attached to the ring post. He then wraps the chain around the injured knee of Sandstorm, Volcano then picks up Sandstorm and tosses him over the top rope. Sandstorm drops down and is left hanging on the turnbuckle by the chain, which is wrapped around his knee, and causing him immense Pain. Volcano then climbs to the apron and kicks Sandstorm in the knee a couple of times. Volcano then drops to the floor and looks around for something, he looks under the ring and finds a Steel Chair. Volcano slides back in and continuously smacks Sandstorm in the leg, Volcano raises Sandstorm up and tries to put him in the sand box but Sandstorm rolls down his back and pushes him, Volcano trips over the pit and hits the ropes. Volcano rolls out of the ring, Sandstorm shakes his head out as Volcano pulls out some nunchukas. Volcano moves the chucks in his hand , Volcano rolls into the ring. Sandstorm has pulled himself to his feet. Even though Volcano has the nunchukas, Sandstorm challenges Volcano to attack, Volcano charges but ducks down and wraps the nunchukas around the knee of Sandstorm. Once again Sandstorm collapses holding his knee. Volcano stands up and spins the nunchukas around with a sick smile coming across his face. The crowd boos and jeer him but he ignores them and then starts to beat Sandstorm with the nunchukas, the first two blows are to the knee, but Volcano then hits Sandstorm in the gut and then the chest and then follows that with one to the head. Volcano then drops the nunchukas and mounts Sandstorm, a small cut can be seen opening on Sandstorm's forehead. Volcano hammers the cut with right hands, opening it up and spreading the face of Sandstorm with Crimson.
Stanyer: King Volcano proving how vicious he can be
Dawg: And that fact is he's enjoying this!
Volcano raises the nunchukas again and prepares to smack Sandstorm again but The Thunder Bay Native brings his foot up deep in the heart of the Volcano's "volcano". Volcano hits the mat. Suddenly Darkstorm runs out with a steel pipe in his hand, he slides in and tries to smack Sandstorm in the face but gets a backdrop right into the pit. Darkstorm sprints out of the pit whipping scorpions off his back and such while Sandstorm signals for the Nirvana. Sandstorm raises Volcano up and starts to spin, Darkstorm moves in front of him and smacks him right in the face with the pipe causing him to drop Volcano. Darkstorm grabs Sandstorms head and throws it right into a cactus in the corner before he rolls out of the ring. Volcano gets to his feet as Darkstorm hits Sandstorm in the face once more in the face with the pipe on the outside of the ring, Volcano lifts up Sandstorm and power bombs him on a cactus before he covers him 1 .2 3!!
King Volcano d. Sandstorm
9:24 Pinfall
Stanyer: Damn it! Darkstorm caused Sandstorm to loose the match!
Dawg: It's Sandstorm's own fault, he organised the assault on last weeks Havoc, he is now paying the price for his errors.
{Commerical Break}
**The Fight Song by Marylin Manson plays in the background as scenes are shown from various PWF shows, and clips from several PWF Wrestlers entrances. Then a voiceover comes chimes in...**
Voice-"From MVD to Crusader, Poppa to Gambino...get the very same music that you hear on television during your favorite superstars entrance. Songs from groups like Godsmack, Limp Bizkit, Disturbed, Prong, Drowning Pool, and more!"
**Letters come onto the screen and list different artists on the album**
--Ja Rule, Eminem, Pantera, 311, System of a Down...--
Voice-"Also on the album, PWF's own superstars, Big Poppa and Sabre lay down the vocals on their recording debut...It's Paptizing."
**Clips from the Poppa and Sabre duet are played. Then more artists are listed across the screen**
--hits from artists such as Ozzy Ozzbourne, Papa Roach, The Bloodhound Gang, Metallica, and more...--
Voice-"Get your very own copy of PWF...the Music. Available from PWF Shopezone or wherever great music is sold"
**Poppa and Sabre are shown dancing around when Poppa looks at the screen and says....**
Poppa-"Get this today, check out our song, and you too can Paptize, just like me and Sabre here."
Sabre-"Um, yeah, what he said!"
{End Commerical}
Darkness comes onto the arena as the crowd screams in anticipation of Reaper. From the cradle to enslave cranks over the speaker as a ghastly fogs begins to pour out from the rampway covering the whole ramp. Suddenly Reaper, covered in a dark crimson robe, appears from out behind the curtain to a thunderous cheer as he stops at the top of the rampway and looks down at his feet. Reaper throws his head back reveiling his uncovered face. He reaches up and pulls his mask over his face before walking down to the ring and step in. The lights turn up as Reaper stands in the middle of the ring, the crowd still cheering like crazy. Reaper takes a microphone from the announcer and pulls his mask up reveiling his face once more.
Reaper: "Well I take it you people liked my little performance last Saturday. Well Davey K, considering that you have never been in an extreme match of that magnitude, I'd say you did pretty damn well. The Ring of Fire is not a match for the weak at heart or inexperienced but despite that you manged to nearly defeat me. I have to congratulate you on that."
The crowd roars up as Reaper flips his mask back on
Reaper: "But that being said I have more important business to tend do than to just dwell in the past. I have a PPV match to look forward too and another three extreme matches to win. I already have the plan for what I'll be doing in my quaterfinal match, and if you thought that the Ring of Fire was intense wait till you see my next creation.
The crowd roars up again as Reaper turns his head to look around for a second.
Reaper: "But that's a whole week away and I want to be fresh in my PPV match. So I've decided that I want a match tonight and not only a match but an extreme match. I have no preference, I have no say in what it is. If someone in the back wants to take me on, then come on out and tell me what match you want. I'll agree to it, doesn't matter to me what the match is because I need to be ready for anything thrown at me. Beds of Nails, a prison match, hell even a...Triple Cage with beds of nails underneath it. I don't really give a damn. All I got to say is I hope you know what you're getting your ass into."
Reaper waits for an answer
As Reaper finishes him comments Nookie(Astroids remix) hits and Grimm walks out onto the stage area with a mic in hand and a smirk on his face
Grimm: Reaper..Creaper...what ever the hell you are I've heard enough of your bull @#%$ saying you are extreme..you beat Davey K..I beat Streetlyfe..who's more extreme? you do that math!
Reaper looks blank faced at Grimm's comments
Grimm: So I'm out here to accept your challenge
Reaper: Good...it's your match choice...
Grimm: You just said it, A Triple Cage Bed of Nails Match!
Reaper: I accept...
Grimm: You will know why they call me the Mystery by the end of the night Reaper..hehehe..trust me you will...just Bring it Or Go Home!!
Grimm leaves leaving Reaper in the ring
Stanyer: Well, we now know what the Triple Cage is here for.
Dawg: Yeah, so two people can try and kill each other.
Stanyer: I don't even know if our cable network will let us show this match in the US. I know it's going out live in the early hours of the morning, but I don't know about the repeat at normal time.
Dawg: I don't think anyone would want to see it.
We cut backstage and we see Big Poppa and Sabre walking around backstage, Sabre has a big smile across his face. Nearly every staff member waves to him. Then they go around the corner and the corridor is empty. They wonder it's empty.
Big Poppa: "Hey? Where is everyone?"
There is what sounds like an army marching coming from around the corner, we also hear muffled voice.
Sabre: "gWo!!! HIDE!!!"
Sabre and Poppa dive through the nearest doorway, the camera shows them hiding in a broom cupboard and then shutting the door just as all 5 men of the gWo walk around the corner. They walk down the corridor looking around, they walk around the corner, the camera follows, and we see that the gWo have walked right into Homicide. They quickly surround him. Homicide immediately trys to fight his way out, even sending Wowbowski flying, but he can't take down five men and in under a minute, the gWo are walking on, with Homicide out cold in the corridor.
We then go backstage to the playaz club locker room and inside Masta P can be seen walking round the room, the Water Guy is also there
Water Guy: how about a water match?
Masta P: shut up fool
Water Guy: ok, but i think its a good idea
Masta P: yes waterguy you may think that a water match is very extreme, but i dont think it is suitable for the king of the death match
Then a knock on the door and Ted Tedison walks through the door
Tedison: Masta P mind if i get a few words about your match with heelmaster
Masta P: cant you see im thinking Ted
Tedison: ok i'll come back later
Masta P: no its alright ted, actully you can help me, cuz im trying to think of a match for tonight, i mean what will suit an angry guy like Heelmaster?
Tedison: i dont know Masta P
Masta P: well that helps Ted, hey wait a minute I've got it We will have ....a Glass Casket Match
Tedison: a glass casket match? iv never heard of one of those
Masta P: of course you havnt Ted I just made it up so i,ll explain. Instead of a Normal wooden casket we have a super strong steel one and instead of a lid we have a glass cover the winner is the one who puts there opponent through it. And the ring is gonna be littered with baseball bats, chairs barbed wire and sledgehammers.
Tedison: thats quite a match, mind if i ask you a few questions about Heelmaster.
Masta P: sure fire away
Tedison: well in all your years of Wrestling yours and Heelmasters paths have never crossed, what do expect from him?
Masta P: to be honest Ted i dont know or care, all i know is im gonna go out there and kick his ass Badboy style, and come King of the death match we will have a new Extreme Champion.
Tedison: well thats all masta P, good luck
Masta P: yeah you get on your way Ted and let me get Ready to bring the Badness cuz Heelmaster i tell you this PLAYTIMES OVER.
Ted leaves the room and the camaras fade
Heelmaster is in the back, looking angry, as usual. He is staring straight at the camera.
Heelmaster: Masta P, you want a glass casket match? Fine, we can have one. But I don't think that is extreme enough. Why not line the bottom of this casket with nails? Rusty nails, ready to pierce your skin. Ready to make you bleed. Ready to make you feel pain. I'll move on in this tournament. And you'll be the one who will be in pain. You will be the one removing glass from your face and be pulling nails out of your ass for the next week and a half. You got the short end of the stick in this tournament, because it's damn time I end your lackluster career. Like it or not... Heels never lose.
camera cuts out.
Stanyer: Even Homicide cannot escape the gWo. I imagine every PWF superstar is hiding backstage now, in pure fear of the gWo.
Dawg: And so they should be.
Stanyer: Oh don't get me wrong, they are all cowards, but they know that there is strength in numbers. And anyone with a brain knows that you can't win 5 on 1, no matter how many Jackie Chan films you've watched.
Dawg: Exactly the gWo's method, hunt in packs.
Stanyer: Anyway, it's now time for Heelmaster to back up some of his words with actions. Lets see if heels really never lose.
The ultra-tron shows with the words masta p ETA and a stop watch quickley counting down ,when it stops the areana goes black and the titron slowley zooms in on a white dot which shows masta p under a spotlight. the music kicks in and masta p starts to walk on the video whilst showing clips of the various ass kickings he has given . THe lighting is dark green and then masta p emerges on the stage salutes the fans with one arm and walks confiedently to the ring.. James: Introducing from Los Angeles, California, weighing 289lbs, The Original Bad Boy, Masta P Crowd gives a decent cheer
"Negative Space" by Spineshank hits as the lights go black. Blue strobes light the building up for brief instants at a time. The Heelmaster, Kevin Shane, walks onto the ramp and flips the entire crowd off. He makes several lewd gestures to make the fans boo him even more. He then walks down to the ring, laughing to himself and bad mouthing several fans. He steps into the ring and motions for everyone to kiss his ass.
James: Introducing from Pitsburgh, Pennysylvania, weighing 257lbs, The Heelmaster.
Report: Weapons clutter the ring, Barbed Wire Baseball Bats, Crowbars, Kendo Sticks, just what the doctor ordered. Masta P and Heelmaster charge at each other and tie up, Masta P uses his overbearing strength to throw Heelmaster across the ring, he lands on one of the Barbed Wire Bats and it makes him jump up quickly, rubbing his back, where there is now a gash. This time Heelmaster picks up a Barbed wire wrapped Baseball Bat. Masta P picks up a Kendo Stick. The two charge at each other, but Heelmaster goes down and cracks the bat into Masta P's gut, while P swings over Heelmaster's head. The Heelmaster then drives the bat into the back of Masta P. As Masta P holds his back on the floor. Heelmaster pulls Masta P back into a Camel Clutch and then places the Barbed Wire part of the bat onto Masta P's forehead and then pulls the bat back to create the same camel clutch effect, until the bat slips off Masta P's head, leaving him bloodied. Heelmaster pulls Masta P to his feet, but doesn't spot that he has a Kendo Stick in hand and Masta P cracks him over the head. Heelmaster staggers back into the corner, stunned by the blow. Masta P charges in and squashes Heelmaster in the corner with nothing more than his own bulk. Heelmaster staggers out holding his face, Masta P cracks him across the gut with a Kendo Stick. He the puts Heelmaster into a Powerbomb position and then flips him up and powerbombs him into the turnbuckle. Heelmaster slumps down into the mat. Masta P struggles to lift him up, as he is deadweight, but he gets him up and then goes to throw him over the top rope into the casket, but Heelmaster flies too far over the top rope and misses the casket completely, and lands on the mats outside.
Stanyer: A close call there for the Heelmaster, he nearly suffered indescribable pain.
Dawg: You see how he made himself more aerodynamic as he went over the top rope, that's just how skilled he is.
Stanyer: More aerodynamic, you get worse every week.
Masta P is annoyed with himself and goes outside to pick up Heelmaster, but gets nailed with a low blow. Heelmaster then slams Masta P's head into the ring post. Heelmaster quickly collects a Steel Chair and then cracks it over Masta P's head, who rolls into the ring and staggers to his feet. Heelmaster gets back in and raises the chair above his head, but gets kicked in the gut. Masta P then sends Heelmaster to the ropes and then knocks him down with a Big Boot. He pulls Heelmaster up and lifts him overhead for a military press. He goes and drops him towards the casket, but Heelmaster manages to grab the top rope and lands on the glass, but it doesn't break. He quickly springs onto the top rope and then knocks Masta P down with a Missile Dropkick. Heelmaster grabs a Crowbar and then nails Masta P in the head with it as he is getting up to his feet. Heelmaster then grabs the chair and places Masta P's arm in the fold. Heelmaster then picks up the Barbed Wire wrapped Bat and then cracks it into the chair, you can hear Masta P crying out as the pain shoots up his arm. Heelmaster then rolls Masta P over and locks in a Cross Armbreaker on his injured arm. Masta P grimaces, and even starts to tap out, but this match can't be won by submission. Heelmaster pulls Masta P up and then tries to lift him over the ropes, so he will fall into the casket, but Masta P holds onto the middle rope to stop himself. Heelmaster kicks Masta P through the ropes, but he lands on the casket, and pulls himself onto the apron. He then blocks Heelmaster's punch and lands one of his own. Masta P then gets in the ring, but Heelmaster gets in a kick to the gut and then delivers a DDT.
Stanyer: Just how is Heelmaster going to get Masta P's quite considerable bulk through that casket?
Dawg: He'll do it, one way or another.
Heelmaster slowly gets up to his feet. He picks up Masta P and then nails him with a right hand, but Masta P no-sells the right hand and just brings his face straight up to Heelmaster's face. Heelmaster nails another right hand, but it also gets no-selled. Heelmaster keeps at it, but to no avail. Masta P then smashes Heelmaster down with a heavy right hand. He then picks up Heelmaster and throws him into the corner. He follows in and nails viscious reverse elbows, and violent body shots. He then whips Heelmaster out and follows him into the opposite corner with a Power clothesline. Heelmaster collapses to the floor. Masta P pulls him up and then sends him to the ropes before planting him with a snap over Spinebuster. Masta P then points to the casket and gets a decent pop from the crowd. He pulls Heelmaster up and sets him up for the Jacknife by the casket. But Heelmaster drops down and hits a low blow, before he musters up as much strength as he can to back body drop Masta P over the top rope, he then crashes through the glass and lands onto the nails with a loud cry of pain. Masta P rolls off and you can see the marks where the nails have dug in deep, and blood is seeping out of the holes. EMT's rush down to aid Masta P, while Heelmaster celebrates his win.
Heelmaster d. Masta P
7:56
Stanyer: Heelmaster picks up the win, just, but will he be so happy if Mr Walrus wins later tonight, and he has to face him in the Quarter Final.
Dawg: Oh, now I wish Masta P had won.
Stanyer: Why?
Dawg: Because then, if he'd won, and Q-Zee wins, then they'll face each other at King of the Death. That would be fun, watching two friends kick two shades of shit out of each other.
Stanyer: I get it now, ha, ha, very funny.
Golgotha is warming up for his match against Darkstorm in the MoM locker room. Johnny Mayhem enters with a camera crew
Mayhem: "Golgotha, can I get a few words with you about your match with Darkstorm tonight?"
Golgotha: "Sure, I don't see why not."
Mayhem: "It would seem that Darkstorm just doesn't have a probelm with you, but the whole group Methods of Mayhem. He has attacked Sandstorm twice in the past week. Can I get your thoughts on that?"
Golgotha: "Darkstorm, if you have a problem with me, thats fine. Lets settle it tonight in the ring. But when you start attacking innocent people to get to me, thats where I have to draw the line."
Mayhem: "Sandstorm is hardly an innocent person..."
Golgotha gives an evil stare and Mayhem wisely decides not to push his luck.
Mayhem: "What are your thought about Darkstorm claiming that the Methods of Mayhem can't win without someone interfering?"
Golgotha: "We'll see about that tonight. I have personaly asked for everyone to stay out of my match tonight so we can do this one on one...Me and Darkstorm...And I can prove to him that I am the better man once and for all. I'm not going to even have Profit at ringside."
Mayhem looks around the room, and notices only Sandstorm, who is on the card tonite.
Golgotha: "As you can see, its only Sandstorm and Myself, who both have matches tonight. No extra people to run in the match."
Mayhem: "Ok, thats good. With the Methods of Mayhem reuniting, Darkstorm claims there is no leadership in the group. Just someone who assumes the position of leader. Also, they don't have a comon bond."
Golgotha: "The Methods of Mayhem does have leadership, its called a democracy. Means we act like a group. Imagine a salad. Each ingredient has its own indiviual taste, and also help enhance the total flavor of the salad. Thats how the Methods of Mayhem work. We can pursue our own goals while helping the group achieve theirs.
Mayhem: "Yeah, but you have no bond to bring you together as a group. As far as I know, you don't have a comon goal to work towards."
Golgotha: "As far as us not having a comon bond, you couldn't be more wrong. All of us were in the Ice Age together. but more importantly, we are all friends. And friendship is a powerful bond in itself. And I'll give you credit, right now we don't have a group goal. Just indivual ones. But even in that, having a bunch of friends with you is helpful."
Mayhem: "What do you think of tonights match being a Lightweight Title rematch from A DDIH?"
Golgotha gets very mad upon hearing that it has been booked as a Lightweight Title rematch
Golgotha: "It is NOT for the Title! I don't have to defend the Title till KOTDM against Jason Hunt! Truth is, I am refusing to put my Title on the line!"
Golgotha pauses for a moment, regains his composure and continues
Golgotha: "I offered Darkstorm a shot right after a DDIH, and he turned it down. As much as I think and feel Darkstorm deserves a rematch for my Title, he won't get one tonight. I'll even admit that Profit cost him the match at DDIH. But there will be no Title on the line tonight. I have a contract..."
Mayhem: "Speaking about KOTDM, do you think you'll be able to defeat Jason Hunt in the Double Ladder match?"
Golgotha: "Of course I do. Jason says he's going to get more extreme, I say go for it. I've been dying to get back to my hardcore roots as well. Jason will be a challenge, but I will rise to the occasion, and walk out of the arena with this belt around my waist. Jason says he's in the best shape of his life, well he'll need to be if he wants to survive. As far as him knowing the ladder better than I do, I doubt it. He obviously hasn't seen my Ladder matches from the CCW. I'll admit, this is my first Ladder match in the PWF, but that doesn't mean I don't have any expirience with them."
Mayhem: "Ok. Thanks for your time Golgotha, I am being informed that your match is next, so good luck out there tonight."
Golgotha and Mayhem walk out of the locker room. Golgotha goes towards the stage enterance and Johnny towards another locker room.
We cut backstage and see Q-Zee helping Masta P backstage after his loss to Heelmaster. Suddenly they look at the end of the corridor, and see the Russians armed with Baseball Bats. They turn and run around the corner. The Russians charge past the cameras and run around the corner. We hear a scuffle as the cameras hurry to catch them up. When we go around the corner, all we see is the Russians out cold on the floor, and nobody else in sight.
Stanyer: Looks like someone got their own back on the gWo. Not sure who though, could have been the Playaz Club, but would they have vanished?
Dawg: It doesn't matter. Anyway, let me get this straight. This match ISN'T for the Light-weight title now. Golgotha isn't defending it against DarkStorm.
Stanyer: He just point blank refused.
Dawg: He can do that? It's a bit unfair on DarkStorm isn't it?
Stanyer: He's the champion, he can refuse to defend his title for up to 35 days before he has to defend it.
Dawg: Hmm, conspiracy here methinks.
Thunder is heard on the oppisite side of the titantron and makes its way around each opposite sides of the arena until directly in front of the ultra-tron, then two bolts of lightning strike from the rafters, and "CLick CLick Boom", by Saliva hits and out of the smoke from the pryos come DarkStorm, he stops at the top of the ramp and folds his arms over each other, and looks around, then he drops them and runs to the ring, he slides under the bottom rope. Storm gets up and runs and jump to the second rope, he throws a hand up, and the crowd cheers.
James: Introducing from Clinton, NC weighing 230lbs, DarkStorm.Crowd Boos
The huanted remix of Racktes and Drapes "Personal Jesus" blasts across the Arena. We see the words "The truth is..." come across the Ultratron as Golgotha comes out. The Hardcore Christian has a Gold bible in his right hand. Cole T. Profit, Golgothas business associate, is close behind him. Golgotha takes a knee and opens the Bible. The line "Reach out and touch faith" hits and pyros go off. The duo make their way to the ring. Golgotha high fives the fans and Profit hands out $20's to them. Golgotha gets to the ring, climbs on the turnbuckle and raises his arms to the Heavens.
James: Introducing, from Skull Canyon, Arizona, weighing 224lbs, "The Hardcore Christian" Golgotha.
Report: The two men tie up in the ring as Carlton Rock signals for the bell. DarkStorm breaks it with a knee to the gut and then delivers a series of right hands which push Golgotha into the corner, he then runs up the turnbuckle and delivers the Storm Kick to the face. Golgotha shakes his head as he comes out of the turnbuckle. Storm sends him to the opposite turnbuckle and then charges in and goes for a Big Splash, but Golgotha sidesteps it and Storm hits the turnbuckle pad face first. Storm turns around holding his face and Golgotha scoops him up and then motions around the ring before delivering a one handed scoop slam in the middle of the ring. Golgotha then drops an elbow drop before covering. ..1 .. DarkStorm quickly kicks out. Golgotha pulls him to his feet and whips him to the ropes, he goes for a clothesline but DarkStorm ducks underneath and Golgotha comes off the ropes and nearly KO's DarkStorm with a Clothesline from Hell. Golgotha covers. .1 .2 Storm just kicks out. Golgotha mounts Storm and pounds him with right hands as Profit urges him on from outside of the ring. Golgotha pulls Storm up and then delivers a Snap Suplex before he climbs the turnbuckle. Storm gets up and turns around looking for Golgotha, who comes off the top rope and connects with a Missile Dropkick. Golgotha covers. 1 .2 DarkStorm kicks out.
Dawg: I can't believe Golgotha wouldn't defend his Light-weight title. That's just plain arrogant.
Stanyer: I'd hasten to add that I think Profit had more than just a hand in making sure that Golgotha didn't defend his title tonight.
Golgotha pulls Storm up and sends him to the ropes where he plants him into the canvas with a Sidewalk Slam and then comes off the ropes and delivers a Leg Drop. He then pulls Storm to his feet and pulls his arm between his legs and goes for the Sinner's Slam (Pump Handle Slam), but Storm escapes and drops behind Golgotha and delivers a Back Drop. Golgotha is quickly up to his feet and charges Storm with a Spear, but gets caught and taken into a Choke Hold. Storm tightens his grip on Golgotha before releasing him after the referee gives him a 5 count. Storm pulls Golgotha up and nails him with a hard body shot, he then sends him to the ropes before hitting the Storm Drop (Samoan Drop). Storm covers. 1 2 .. Golgotha kicks out. Storm pulls Golgotha up aggressively and locks him in a headlock before nailing an uppercut. The crowd boo him, so he grabs Golgotha in a headlock again and this time rakes his fist across Golgotha's face before letting him go and then stomping on the back of his head. Storm then sits on the back of Golgotha and wrenches back with a Camel Clutch. DarkStorm looks across the crowd with a smug grim on his face as Golgotha grimaces in pain. Storm releases the Camel Clutch, but then pulls Golgotha up with one hand and then nails a clubbing forearm across his face. Storm delivers another clubbing forearm bringing more jeers from the crowd. He ignores them and rolls Golgotha over for a cover. .1 .2 . Golgotha kicks out.
Stanyer: DarkStorm has turned into one sick SOB. Before he always tried to impress with his spectacular agility and high flying moves.
Dawg: And now he just wants to hurt his opponents. He's finally learning.
Storm pulls Golgotha up and hooks him up from behind and delivers the Storm DDT (Diving Reverse DDT). Storm takes his time as he paces over to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle. He delivers an amazing 450 Leg Drop to Golgotha before rolling over for a cover. ..1 .2 . Golgotha just gets his shoulder up. Storm casually pulls Golgotha to his feet, too casually as Golgotha suddenly kicks Storm in the gut and delivers a DDT. Both men stay down for a moment, before Golgotha tries to get to his feet, but falls back down, staggering to sit in the corner. Storm gets to his feet, and Golgotha pulls himself up as well. Storm charges Golgotha in the corner, but he sidesteps Storm and then charges in and Spears Storm into the corner. Golgotha then unleashes a flury of fast right hands to Storm before pulling him out and sending him to the ropes where he catches him and hits the Scourge (Head & Arm Suplex). Storm somehow rolls through to his feet where Golgotha catches him around the throat and then delivers the Chokeslam from Hell. Golgotha covers. 1 ..2 Storm just gets his shoulder up. Golgotha climbs to the top turnbuckle and then dives off with the Fall from Grace (Moonsault) and then covers again. .1 .2 Storm just kicks out. Profit then climbs up onto the apron and the referee goes across to stop him getting into the ring. As the referee goes across, Profit kicks something by his foot into the middle of the ring. It is the Golden Bible. Golgotha picks it up and waits for Storm to get to his feet. He charges in with the Bible, but Storm ducks it and then as Golgotha turns around he kicks him in the gut, forcing him to drop the bible. Storm then delivers a DDT onto the Bible. He then pushes it out of the ring and makes a cover. But the referee is distracted by Profit. Storm shouts out and Carlton Rock spins around and makes the count. 1 .2 Profit dives and breaks up the count, Carlton Rock rings the bell for the DQ. Storm gets to his feet and grabs Profit as he is trying to escape the ring. Storm and Profit exchange words. Storm is about to deliver a big right hand when suddenly Golgotha nails him from behind with the Golden Bible. Storm drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring holding his head. He backs off as the two sides exchange a bit of trash talk.
DarkStorm d. Golgotha
9:33 DQ
Stanyer: DarkStorm picks up the win by DQ, with help from Profit, even though he was trying to help his man, Golgotha.
Dawg: Profit messed up a little on that one, but at least Golgotha still has his title.
Stanyer: It was never on the line anyway.
{Commerical Break}
The Camera fades to a desert road at Noon, and there's a solitary Motorcycle speeding down the deserted Highway. After a few second he pulls over and takes off his helmet, revealing himself to be The UAW Champion Big Daddy Cain. He pulls out a can of Coke and enjoys.
The picture then cuts to a cliff with a solitary tree on a dark and stormy night two men are hanging from the tree. One from each branch, the camera slowly zooms in to the sounds of the waves violently crashing against the cliff. The picture stops to reveal the men as Belthazar and Kaltuul better known as the First and Last XHWF Tag Team Champions and First NMW Tag Team Champions, The Tides Of Darkness. There eyes start to glow red and Belthazar lifts his arm with a can of coke in his hand and drinks it. Kaltuul lifts his arm with a 20 oz. Bottle of coke in his hand and he drinks his then the camera zooms out very quickly as lightning strikes the tree. And the screen flashes bright white.
The camera changes scenes again to a locker room where Inmate 61969 is standing with his MOW E World Championship Belt, Someone off camera tosses him a bottle of Coke and he opens it and drinks the entire thing
*The Camera the quickly and repeatedly flashes through each man's profile from several angles while the announcer speaks*
Announcer- Big Daddy Cain, The Tides of Darkness, Piccolo Friez, winners, Champions, The best of the best what do they all have in common. They all drink Coca-Cola. Do you want to win? Do you want to be a Champion? Drink Coke.
{End Commerical}
The lights begin to dim and the fans quiet down in anticipation. The words "Real Show" fade in and out on the dark UltraTron, and the lights suddenly turn on and fire works blast off as a customized version of Limp Bizkit's My Way starts up
James: "Ladies and Gentleman, Sydney's very own Wrestling Superstar, The SABRE!!!!!!!!!Massive Cheer from the crowd
The audience goes mad as Big Poppa and Sabre emerge through the Havoc curtains. They do a air-guitar taunt to the tune of the song, and they Big Poppa dances down to the ring as Sabre walks down hi-fi-ing all the fans
Stanyer: My god, that pop almost deafened me.
Sabre asks for a mic. He stands in the ring, getting ready to speak, but the crowd won't let him, they just keep cheering. Eventually he has to ask them to calm down.
Sabre: "I.. I .. I don't know what to say."
The crowd just give another cheer.
Sabre: "Firstly, I'd like to say Thank you (another huge pop). A very big thank you in fact, to everyone who has made both me, and Big Poppa so welcome this week."
Another pop from the crowd.
Sabre: "Then I'd like to attract all of your attention to my family over here in the front row, my parents, who I owe everything to. Along with my younger brother and sister."
Big cheer for Sabre's family.
Sabre: "I've had fun over the past few days, it's been great fun, but tonight I have to be deadly serious. Tonight I have the biggest oppurtunity of my life, a chance to become the PWF World Champion. A chance to win the greatest title in the wrestling world."
The crowd quieten down a little, to let Sabre speak
Sabre: "The bad news is that I have to face the 2nd most dangerous man in wrestling today, Gambino. The first being Big Poppa here. If you don't believe me, then tell him how bad his dancing is. Trust me, that .."
Big Poppa squares up to Sabre and grabs his mic
Big Poppa: "You trying to say I can't dance."
Sabre: "Chill, Poppa, I'm just ribbing ya. No seriously folks, tonight is the biggest night of my life, and I have to be 100% concentrated on Gambino. I can't have any distractions. But I am asking all of you out there, all my friends, my family, and my fellow countrymen to cheer me on out there. With your help, I know we can do this."
Poppa then asks Sabre for the mic, Sabre gives it to him.
Big Poppa: "I'm going to prove to you that I can dance. Right now."
Poppa then hands the mic back to Sabre and then Poppa's music hits and he starts to show off some of his break-dancing moves. Sabre shakes his head as the crowd chant Sabre. Poppa urges Sabre to join in and then both Sabre & Poppa get down and dance as the camera cuts backstage.
We find the gWo, with the Russians, who are nursing Head Wounds. They appear to be looking for whoever attacked The Russians. They come across Damian Cohen, who has made the mistake of walking around the arena. Gambino smashes him across the head with a Crowbar. The Russians then take turn venting their anger with Baseball Bat shots. Power G then finishes him off with a G Power Slam through a crate.
Stanyer: Okay, I am being serious now, the gWo has to be stopped, they are just destroying everything in their path at the moment.
Dawg: So they are, Wo, the Cage is coming down.
Stanyer: It's time for our Triple Cage match, with a bed of nails underneath the ring. To win, put your opponent through the ring. The cage isn't the infamous Triple HIAC cage. It's about 3/5ths the height, and nowhere near as wide. But still just as dangerous.
Credit: Brendan Seeley
The Lights Turn in the PWF arena, Suddenly Nookie(Andriods Remix) by Limp Bizkit kicks in and a red strobe light starts flashing on and on. As The Drums kick in on the song red pyros explode from the stage and a red mist comes up from the titan tron. The Strobe light gets more intense as the words Grimm and The Mystery!! continuously flash on and off the Titantron. Grimm walks out on the stage area with a water bottle in hand. Grimm takes a sip of the water on the stage and spits it into the air. As he spits in the air as huge pyros explode behind him and rise up to the ceiling to the arena. Grimm runs down to the ring and slides in where he bounces on the ropes
James: Introducing from Pickering, Onatario, Canada, weighing 240lbs, Grimm.
Darkness comes onto the arena as the crowd screams in anticipation of Reaper. From the cradle to enslave cranks over the speaker as a ghastly fogs begins to pour out from the rampway covering the whole ramp. Suddenly Reaper, covered in a dark crimson robe, appears from out behind the curtain to a thunderous cheer as he stops at the top of the rampway and looks down at his feet. Reaper throws his head back reveiling his uncovered face. He reaches up and pulls his mask over his face before walking down to the ring and step in. The lights turn up as Reaper stands in the middle of the ring, the crowd still cheering like crazy.
James: Introducing from Lenox Avenue, Harlem, New York, weighing 298lbs, "The Reaper"
Report: The 2 men start at the bottom of the 1st cage. Grimm looks under the ring to see the bed of nails as Reaper loosens up. The bell rings and the 2 men run at each other, Reaper gets a clothesline in and snaps Grimm to the match hard. Grimm gets up quickly as Reaper slides out of the ring and grabs a trashcan, Reaper puts a kendo stick and a barbed-wire bat in the can and turns just as Grimm leaps off the ropes. Reaper sidesteps the attack and Grimm goes face first into the cage.
Stanyer: My god! For those who don't know what this match is..to win you must put your opponent through the bed of nails which lies underneath the ring, but the ring is surrounded by 3 cages..if a superstar was to climb up to the top and jump they could hurt themselves!
Dawg: We'll watch out Captain Safety
Reaper brings Grimm back into the ring and proceeds to nail him with the trashcan repeatedly. Grimm holds his back in pain as Reaper rolls out of the ring yet again, this time Reaper brings in a ladder. Reaper sets up the ladder and climbs 3 pegs up before grabbing Grimm's head, Reaper twists and tries to hit a Tornado DDT for the win but Grimm throws him out of the ring and through a table. Grimm gets to his feet and raises his arms in the air signaling for something, Grimm mounts the top turnbuckle and waits for Reaper who is getting to his feet. As Reaper turns Grimm launches himself into the air-nailing Reaper with a corkscrew body press. Grimm gets to his feet and rolls Reaper back into the ring. Reaper holds his head as he gets to his feet and counters an attack from Grimm with the steel chair sending him into the ropes, As Grimm runs back Reaper smashes the chair into his face with a jumping knee strike. Reaper climbs the ladder and makes it to the second cage, which is scattered with barbed-wire objects. Grimm gets back to his feet and ascends the ladder to the second cage, As he reaches the cage and rolls in Reaper smacks him into the face with a barbed-wire 2x4. Grimm holds his face as Reaper continues to slam the 2x4 onto his body cutting him open. Reaper lifts up Grimm and smacks him in the face again this time opening him up at the top of his eyebrow. Reaper grabs a Table, which is covered in barbed wire and tries to hit The Right of Reaper but Grimm back body drops him face first into the cage. Both men get to their feet each grabbing a destructive item, Reaper swings a barbed-wire bat at Grimm but he ducks it and smacks him in a chair covered in barbed-wire cutting Reaper open.
Stanyer: My god! Both men are cut open! This isn't even the semi finals and they are totally demolishing each other!
Dawg: Reaper seems to be the more "extreme" wrestler
Grimm raises Reaper to his feet and places the chair underneath him, Grimm lifts up Reaper and piledrives him right on the chair with a loud clunk. Grimm lifts up Reaper again and seems to be going for a power bomb but the cage bottom breaks and both men fall onto the mat missing the nails over by a couple inches each. The 2 men lie motionless for about 2 minutes until they both begin to get to their feet. Grimm slides out of the ring and is smashes into the cage by a suicide dive from Reaper. Reaper looks where Grimm hit and sees the cage has been broken and opens it more. Reaper climbs out of the cage and begins to climb, He gets to the 2nd cage outside and waits for Grimm to get to his feet. Grimm gets up to the crowd ovation of climb all through the arena. Grimm smiles evilly and grabs a table and puts it around his right arm. As Grimm gets to the 2nd cage Reaper gets to the 3rd ,Grimm sets up the table on the outside of the 2nd before he climbs to the top of the 3rd and begins to trade blows with Reaper. Suddenly Bloodlust runs out with a gas can in hand and he climbs the cage, he gets to the table Grimm set up and he pours the gas on it and then proceeds to light it. It appears the Grimm would be double teamed when Mikey Ortiz runs out and launches up the cage. While Grimm and Reaper fight on the top BloodLust and Mikey fight each other off to get to the 3rd cage. Grimm tries the Kryodriver but Reaper counters it and locks in the wrench. Meanwhile Mikey has gotten the better of BloodLust and begins to climb the cage, When his head gets over the 3rd cage Reaper kicks him stunning him. BloodLust jumps up the cage and grabs Ortiz by the legs and sending through the Flaming table and through the cage landing on a pair of stacked tables. A Chant of holy shit is heard as Grimm climbs down the cage to check on Ortiz. Grimm slides back into the 1st cage as EMTs rush down and pull Ortiz away in a stretcher. As Grimm watches Ortiz go away Reaper slides in, Reaper tries the sneak attack but Grimm back flips it and climbs the turnbuckle. Grimm leaps off the turnbuckle but Reaper catches him and sends him onto the bed of nails with the hellbounder. The bell rings and EMTs run down and get Grimm off the nails, Amazingly Grimm stands up and walks to the back himself.
Reaper d. Grimm
14:15 Pinfall
Stanyer: Amazing Grimm can actually walk after this match! Mikey Ortiz unfortunately has been taken to the hospital and seems to have many broken bones
Dawg: That match was amazing! They weren't Blackbird, Majin, or people like that but boy if this is just a warm up I can't wait until the KOTDM PPV!
We see Brutal Force, the PWF Hardcore Tag team Champions, backstage with Ted Tedison.
Tedison: "So guys, you are facing The Russians at the King of the Death Match with your PWF Hardcore Tag Team Titles on the line. "
Leroy: "We know."
Tedison: "I know you know. Now The Russians were the former PWF Hardcore Tag Team Champions, and were never defeated to lose the belts."
Barry: "We know that as well."
Tedison: "Yeah, I know you know that."
Leroy: "We know that you know that we know that. What we want to know is this - Why are you telling us something that we already know, given that you know that we know?"
Tedison: "Well, research shows that whilst the PWF has a huge dedicated following, we also get a large number of casual viewers who tune in occasionally. If I just said 'Hey, how about your match at the PPV' these viewers would not have any idea what was going on and would become disinterested and change channels."
Leroy: "Oh."
Barry: "That makes sense. Sorry to have interrupted you."
Tedison: "Of course, now, all our viewers will have become confused by this strange tangent and will probably be switching off in droves."
Barry: "Damn. You might be right. We had better get to the point."
Leroy: "Absolutely. So, what is a 'drove' exactly?"
Barry: "I don't know, but I think it has something to do with bees."
Leroy: "Hey that reminds me, did you hear about that car sized wasp nest they found? Apparently, they are going to sent an attack chopper in to destroy it."
Barry: "Cool. Just like 'Them!'."
Leroy: "Who?"
Barry: "'Them!'. A movie about giant radioactive ants."
Leroy: "Not that piece of crap with Joan Collins in it?"
Barry: "No, these were entirely different giant radioactive ants."
Leroy: "Is that the one where Michael Caine says: (In bad MC voice) 'Don't you throw those bloody bees at me!'"
Barry: "Don't be ridiculous. Why would giant radioactive ants throw bees at Michael Caine?"
Leroy: "Well, maybe they were mutated giant radioactive ants, who could fire bees out of their mouths."
Barry: "Sweet!"
Leroy: "Totally!"
Tedison: (Sighs) "So guys, what about you match at the PPV. The Russians seem to think that since they never lost the belts in a match, that they are the rightful champions."
Barry: "We are going to tear those Russians apart! We are going to make them bleed! They think these belts belong to them? We going to BRUTALISE them!! There will be pain, there will be suffering!!! Our wrath shall wax mightily upon their Russian heads!!!"
Leroy: "Oh great job, Tedison! Now you have set him off again. Chill Barry. Save it for the match."
Barry: "Blooooooood! Paaaiinnnn!!!"
Leroy: "Yeah, yeah. Calm down."
Barry: "OK, I am fine now."
Leroy: "Good. Now, we were thinking about what kind of match to have, and it seems to us that the best thing is to have a regular Hardcore Tag team match."
Tedison: "Why is that?"
Barry: "Well, partly, because we feel that we don't need special gimmicks to reach levels of Brutality that other teams just can't reach."
Leroy: "But mainly, because we phoned the PWF 'toy' department and they said all the cool barbwire, thumbtacks, nails and C4 have already been reserved for the tournament. The best they could offer us was stuff from the stationary cupboard. And while a '10,000 paper clip' match might sound fun, I don't think it would fit in with the theme of the night."
Tedison: "True."
Leroy: "Still, Wise Man Say - 'The environment does not control the warrior, the warrior controls the environment.' and Bruce Leroy says - 'It ain't what you got, it's the way that you use it.'. So it should all go well."
Tedison: "Well, thanks for your time."
Leroy: "Hang on, I just want to say one more thing. Strewth, it's Bonza to be right here in Sydney, Australia."
Cheap Pop
Barry: "Brutal Force shall endure as the PWF Tag team Champions! And there is nothing that the Russians, or anybody else, can do about it."
Voice: "I wouldn't be so sure about that!"
The camera pans out to see that the person who spoke it was MVD, suddenly the rest of the gWo emerge behind him and it is clear that the next victims of tonights gWo rampage are going to be Brutal Force. The Russians charge ahead, but get knocked back by Brutal Force, who hit them with their belts. But MVD & Power G clobber them from behind with Kendo Sticks. The Russians then join in, gleefully beating down Leroy and Barry with Baseball Bats. Gambino gets in a few shots with his crowbar before the five men walk off, leaving Leroy and Barry in a heap, with Tedison, who had cowered in a corner, rushing back to check on them.
The scene opens as Q-Zee is chillin in his locker room before his Qualifier later 2night with Walrus.
Q-Zee is laid out on the couch with a Lady wearing a tight Playaz Club T-@#%$ is giving him a massage.
There is a loud nock at the door as Tedison and his camera crew are let in.
Tedison: Sorry Mr Zee, am I interrupting?
Q-Zee: Yes you are Fred, Can you not see that you are obviously interrupting me, do you really need to ask that Fred?
I suggest you go and pack your equipment back up and wait outside until I have finished!
The camera Crew hastily pack their equipment back up and wait outside the door. A good 45 minutes later the Lady hobbles out of the room and tells Ted Tedison and his camera crew to go inside.
Q-Zee: Sup Fred, what's goin down!
Tedison: Well Mr Zee, I was just wondering if you care to give us a word or two about your Electric cage match later 2night with Mr Walrus.
Q-Zee: I'll tell you what's gonna happen Fred! I'm gonna walk down the isle to the ring, the bell is gonna sound and Walrus is gonna get his Fat ass electrified!
Tedison: This could be a tough and gruelling finght! you sound pretty confident Me Zee.
Q-Zee: If that's the case Fred I have the stamina to hold out, just ask your wife if you don't believe me Fred.
The Camera crew start to laugh between them self's but Fred is doesn't seem to appreciate the joke.
Tedison: Anyway that's about all we have time for Mr Zee, I wish you the best of luck with your match tonight, hope you don't get electrocuted or anything!
Q-Zee: Thanks Fred, anytime!
The camera crew pack up there equipment and the scene closes as Q-Zee starts to prepare for his fight with Mr Walrus.
Stanyer: Well, while we were backstage, our ring crew have hastily built the Electric Cage. What with the Triple Cage match, they couldn't easily have two cages up there. So they've had to build this one from scratch.
Dawg: They've done a good job. But the Electricity side worries me a little.
Stanyer: Join the club.
Credit: Sandstorm
"One More Road" by DMX hits as Q-Zee walks out with a Confident, Gangster walk, Bobbing from side to side, Slow, Looking around, nodding at fans pointing at fans, Chilled out, Athletic Jump over ropes, wanders around the ring looking at all the spectators, listening to them cheer. Jumps on Turn-buckle arms in air.
James: Introducing, from Compton, LA, weighing 225lbs, Q-Zee.
"CUBErt" by System of a Down hits as the lights turn a pale blue. A black and blue spiral appears on the video screen. A cartoon warlus head is at the centre of spiral. As the song gets heavier, the walrus' eyes turn into spirals like the one in the background. When the song explodes, the walrus begins laughing maniacally. Mr. Walrus walks through the curtain and onto the stage. He stops at the top of the ramp and does a little dance before proceeding down the ramp. He hops onto the apron and steps through the ropes before doing another little dance. He then goes to his corner to await the beginning of the match.
James: Introducing, from Ravencroft Mental Institution, weighing 266lbs, Mr Walrus.
Report: The match starts off with Walrus immediately on the offensive. He charges at Q-Zee and catches him off guard with a huge Back Elbow Attack. Q-Zee staggers but manages to stay on his feet. Walrus walks over to the dazed Q-Zee, grabs his head, and tries to jam it into to electrified cage wall, but Q-Zee puts his foot on the ropes, goes behind Walrus and nails him with The Gangster Slam (Bulldog). Q-Zee gets up and taunts the fans while Walrus is on the ground, holding his head. Q-Zee walks over to Walrus and hits a few quick elbow drops to the back of his back. He picks up Walrus, throws him into the ropes and goes for The Hip Hop Hook, but Walrus ducks under and keeps running. Walrus runs up to Q-Zee as he is just turning around and levels him with a giant Kitchen Sink which send Q-Zee to the mat, holding his stomach as he tries to catch his breath. Walrus climbs up to the top rope and jumps off with a Walrusault (Rios Backflip Splash) and hits it perfectly. The ref counts 1 ..2 NO! Q-Zee kicks out! Walrus calmly picks up Q-Zee and hits him with a Jumping Crescent Kick, but Q-Zee grabs his leg, pulls him in and delivers a Q-Factor (DDT). He goes for a quick cover. 1 ..2 .NO! Walrus kicks out after being temporarily stunned. Q-Zee picks up Walrus and throws him into the corner. Q-Zee charges in but is met with a boot to the face. Walrus grabs Q-Zee by the head and violently throws him into the cage! Q-Zee drops to the mat and starts having convulsions and Walrus drops to the mat out of exhaustion. The ref begins to count 1 . 2 . 3 .. 4 5 .. 6 . Walrus starts to get up, 7 8 9 .. Walrus picks up Q-Zee and starts to pound him with shots to the head and body. Walrus grabs Q-Zee and throws him to the ropes, but Q-Zee comes of with a second wind and nails Walrus with a massive Spear. Q-Zee shows his technical side by locking in a Boston Crab.
Stanyer: Of all the matches we've seen tonight, this is potentially the most dangerous, electricity can kill instantly. Both these men are at risk tonight.
Walrus squirms in pain and Q-Zee finally lets go. Q-Zee picks up Walrus and goes for a Powerbomb, but Walrus drops to his knees, crawls through Q-Zee's legs, and pushes him into the corner. Walrus lifts Q-Zee up to the turnbuckle and hits a Super Back Drop off the top rope. Walrus stays down for a second to catch his breath, and pops back up, ready for more. Walrus goes over to Q-Zee's head and throws his elbow pad over the cage and into the crowd, does the signal for the move, and runs to each side of the ring. He stops in front on Q-Zee, Does the Walrus, and goes for The Walrus Elbow (People's Elbow), but Q-Zee moves and Walrus' elbow comes crashing down hard onto the mat. Q-Zee gets up and picks up Walrus. He hits a quick Scoop Slam and goes up to the top rope. He jumps off and nails a perfect Zee Drop (Flying Elbow Drop) onto Walrus. He goes for a pin. 1 ..2 ..3 NO! Walrus kicks out at the last second! Q-Zee gets in the ref's face and begins to chew him out about the call. The ref slightly shoves him to let him know who's boss, but he shoves him into Walrus, who capitalizes on it and nails a Tusk Drop (Full Nelson Face Drop). Walrus starts to cheer and runs to the opposite set of ropes, comes back and hits a quick Knee Drop to Q-Zee's face. This opens up a cut and Q-Zee begins to bleed. Walrus sees this and picks him up. He locks up with him and delivers a swift Fisherman DDT. Walrus picks up Q-Zee again and throws him into the corner. Walrus puts Q-Zee on the top turnbuckle and goes for a Super DDT, but Q-Zee pushes Walrus into the cage! Walrus just stand up and begins to shake furiously, but he is smiling at the same time. Q-Zee stands back to watch, but eventually moves in for the attack. He grabs Walrus from behind and nails a German Suplex right in the middle of the ring.
Dawg: Now I enjoyed that, watching Walrus convulsing around as he gets fried by the cage.
Stanyer: Be careful what you say, he's still a human, albeit insane, but still human. Do you want to see him die tonight?
Dawg: I wouldn't mind.
Walrus has stopped convulsing but is now lying motionless on the bloody mat. Q-Zee walks over to him and picks him up, but Walrus just stands there dazed. Q-Zee grabs Walrus' arm and irish whips him into the ropes. Q-Zee runs at Walrus and jumps up for a Cross Body Block, but Walrus ducks and Q-Zee jumps into the electrified cage. He just stands in the spot, twitching furiously. Walrus turns him around and hits the Walrusplex (Tazzplex). He covers, 1 2 ..3!
Walrus d. Q-Zee
10:34 Pinfall
Stanyer: Somehow, both men escape the cage alive, with Mr Walrus eeking out the win.
Dawg: With a healthy dose of luck added on as well.
We return backstage and see Devastator, who recently returned to the PWF, walking down the corridor. He walks straight into the gWo.
Gambino: "Long time no see."
Gambino then nails him with his crowbar as the rest of the gWo beat him to the ground.
Gambino: "It's been fun guys, but I gotta match to go to. Keep watch."
Gambino then walks off as the camera fades.
{Commerical Break}
[Scene starts with a country-guy in overalls and such in the middle of a grass field.]
Uncle Tom: "My fellow Americans Many'a years ago, my pa took me out to get my first enema. I won't say it was my favoritest humdinger of an experience, because it ain't. It was terrible. I was on yonder toilet for at least 4 hours. Now, it's my turn to take my child, well, he's ma'boy but he's also ma'nephew. It's a long story, and I'm afeard I don't have the time to tell ya'lls about my experiences as an Alabama child."
[Theme Music Starts]
High Pitched Voice: "Uncle Tom found a horse, he named him Jerky and called it a dork. But then one day he needed an "
Uncle Tom: "Uh Bob? I dun-not cue the music yet. I dun-not. Hot-dog it's hard to find good people in these parts. Anywho, I'm going to getta this here point I'm a'trying to make. Enemas aren't friendly to your caboose, and they aren't friendly to mine. People CLAIM that our economy is down, People joke about our stockmarket Well, it's time we unite and show the rest of the world that we're MERCANS, and we can do just 'bout any-humdinger-of-a-thing we want. Let's be proud and support good old fashion 'Mercan products, like mine! 'Uncle Tom's Enema-gic' is the soon to be pride of the Uuu-nited States of America. Even those damn yankees can use my product, cause they're almost as 'Mercan as me Sweet Mother of Ge-Joseph Saint Charlie. Bob, that's the music cue you horsesh "
[Theme Music] High Pitched Voice: "Uncle Tom found a horse, he named him Jerky and called it a dork. But then one day he needed a fork. So he stuck it up the head of a cow, and then he found the magic flow-er.
The Magic flower spoke to uncle Tom, told him good about this song. It said to take pride in the United States, and make a product that makes them go wa-ow." [End of Music]
Uncle Tom: "I reckon you gets the rest. So after I talked to the Magic Flower, I came up with my product. I'm still not sure what it is, but the Magic Flower told me to make it, and for the sake of my fellow 'Mercans, I did. Holy Frog-Jumping Ape Crackers Bob! Why, I didn't know you know PWF Superstar Matt Van Dam!"
[MVD comes onto the screen]
MVD- "Uncle Tom, let me take over from here. Now, at first, I saw this brand new enema product and I thought, 'Wow, where can I buy one?' but Uncle Tom said he needed someone to test it out "
Uncle Tom: "And by golly, Matty loved it. He recommended it to the Current PWF Tag Team Champions, and here's what they had to say."
[Quick cut to Sabre and Big Poppa sitting in a room. Poppa has Enema-Gic box in his hands.]
Big Poppa- "I'm not going to lie to you guys, I've hand MANY enemas in my lifetime. I can only guess that I've gone through over 200 of them, and again I'm not going to lie to you, Uncle Tom's was the crap "
Sabre- " Best he ever used. Big Poppa has an eye disorder that causes his bowel movements to function incorrectly. As this chart shows, the Eye fluids dropped .4% and allows a monkey-like acid to excape into his lungs, and then his heart stops for a second and it starts and stops and Yeah. So that's why WE choose Enema-Gic for Poppa's problems "
[Back to Ted and MVD]
Uncle Tom: "Well, you've heard it from the Person who has an eye disorder that many 'Mercans like yourself don't even know you have. Go on down to your local pub or pharmacy and get try out Enema-Gic. I promise that you'll feel like brand new, it's an Enema-Gic guarantee."
Announcer- "Enema-Gic, the American way to be."
[Enema-Gic is a trademark of DSM and Co. Enema-Gic is the proud sponser of PWF's Big Poppa.]
{End Commerical}
Stanyer: This is the moment the entire crowd has been waiting for all night. Sabre versus Gambino.
"Sad But True" by Metallica hits, as the lights fade into a dim blue. Sabre struts out, raising his arms to the cheers of the crowd. He walks down the ramp at a normal pace, slapping hands with a few people near the guard rail. He climbs onto the apron, before jumping over the ropes and heading straight to a turnbuckle, to once again raise his hands to the crowd.
James: Introducing from Sydney, Australia Gigantic pop, weighing 230lbs, The Sabre. Crowd gives the biggest cheer of the night
The lights dim, as a drum beat kicks in. The drums rapidly increase in volume as the name GAMBINO flashes across the screen in silver lettering, alternating with the gWo logo in green lettering. Green lights shine up from the stage, pointing towards the entrance. "Sellout" by Biohazard begins blaring through the arena, and a spotlight shines on the entrance. Gambino steps forward into the spotlight so he can be seen. He's wearing the gWo basketball jersey, along with his ring attire, and the PWF World Championship belt strapped tightly around his waist. He lowers his head and raises a water bottle above him, pouring it on his head and face. He spits some of the water out as he begins to walk forward towards the ring. He pauses in the aisle for a moment, and points to the gWo logo on his jersey, showing it off to the crowd. Once he gets to the ring, he climbs in and walks to the center of the ring. Once there, he takes off his jersey and tosses it to the corner. He takes off the PWF World Championship belt as well, and holds it high above his head for everyone to see.
James: Introducing, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing 245lbs, the PWF World Champion, Antonio Gambino Crowd boo extremely loudly "You sold out" chants are heard
Report: The entire crowd in Sydney are behind Sabre 100%. The atmosphere is simply electric. Sabre is waiting patiently in the corner, Gambino stands directly opposite, his eyes tearing a hole in Sabre. Mark Johnson rings the bell. Both men walk out of their corners and begin to circle each other. They tie up in the center of the ring, Sabre backs Gambino into a corner and then gives a clean break, Sabre gets another gigantic pop from the crowd. Gambino looks pissed off. The two tie up and this time Gambino pushes Sabre into the corner. He fakes to give a clean break and then nails Sabre with a straight right hand, Mark Johnson then gets in Gambino's way and pushes him out of the corner. The two begin to circle each other again and tie up. Sabre takes Gambino into a hammerlock, but Gambino quickly reverses into an arm wrench and then holds on as he delivers punches to Sabre's face and then sending him to the ropes. Gambino knocks Sabre down with a clothesline. He then goes over to the side of the ring where Sabre's family is sitting in the front row. Gambino appears to shout a few words to them while pointing to Sabre. There is a sudden massive pop as Sabre kips straight up to his feet behind Gambino, who turns around, startled by the pop and gets snapped over with an Arm Drag. Gambino quickly gets to his feet but Sabre takes him down with a Small Package. .1 ..2 . Gambino kicks out. Both get to their feet and Sabre snaps Gambino over with a Hurricanranna and holds on for the pin. .1 2 .. Gambino kicks out. Sabre pulls Gambino up and nails him with a knife edge chop. The "Woooooo!!" echoes throughout the arena. Sabre hits another chop, and gets a louder "Woooo!!". Sabre starts to hit faster chops knocking Gambino into the corner, he delivers a couple of chops, then a few gut kicks and then a few right hands until Gambino blocks one and reverses the positions and then starts to hit knife edge chops of his own, each of them getting booed by Sabre's home crowd. Gambino whips Sabre to the opposite turnbuckle and follows in, but Sabre runs up the turnbuckle and then dives off backwards with a Twisting Corkscrew Body Attack and knocks Gambino off his feet. Sabre quickly covers. ..1 ..2 . Gambino kicks out.
Stanyer: Would you listen to this crowd!!! I haven't seen a crowd so totally behind one man in a very very long time.
Dawg: I hope they enjoy being let down, because that is what will happen, they will get let down, there will be no glorious homecoming for Sabre tonight.
Gambino slowly gets to his feet. Sabre sends him to the ropes and then knocks him off his feet with a Spinning Wheel Kick. As Gambino is getting up, Sabre goes over to him, but gets nailed with a stiff punch to the body. Sabre goes back in, but gets the same treatment. Gambino then nails a few more right hands to Sabre putting him into the corner. Gambino then lifts Sabre up onto the top turnbuckle before he goes for one last right hand to make sure Sabre goes nowhere, but Sabre blocks the right hand and then delivers a two fingered Eye Poke to Gambino, disillusioning him and allowing Sabre to deliver a Tornado DDT. Sabre covers in the centre of the ring. ..1 ..2 . Gambino kicks out. Sabre sits up and holds his head as the entire crowd lets out sigh of dismay. Sabre then does a wheel motion with his fingers, signalling for the 450. He climbs to the top rope and stands up. But Gambino pushes the referee into the ropes, Sabre loses his balance and falls to the outside, with his left ankle catching the ring apron as he falls.
Stanyer: Oh my god, that was a horrible fall for Sabre. I think he caught his ankle on the ring apron.
Dawg: (as replay is showing) Yes he did, and that means trouble for Sabre. His offence is primarily arial and if his ankle is injured, then he is in deep trouble.
Sabre is trying to get to his feet on the outside, but is having trouble putting any weight on his ankle. Gambino has recovered his senses and rolls to the outside. He nails Sabre with a right hand, which puts him straight down, not through force, but because he couldn't keep his balance with his injured ankle. Gambino then delivers a hard stomp to Sabre's ankle. Gambino then delivers two more stomps to Sabre's ankle. He rolls in and out of the ring to break the referee's count. Sabre is trying to get to his feet, Gambino goes behind Sabre and then takes him down with a Chop Block to his ankle. You can see Sabre wince at the pain, but he tries not to cry out. Gambino then places Sabre's ankle by the barricade and then stands on the ankle, using the barricade to keep his balance. Sabre holds his head and grimaces with pain, but tries not to cry out. Again Gambino rolls in and out of the ring to break the count. Mark Johnson admonishes him for it, but he doesn't even look at the ref. Gambino then drags Sabre over to the steel steps. Gambino knocks off the top half of the steps and then he lifts Sabre's injured ankle up and slams it into the steps, this time Sabre has no choice but to cry out. Gambino then places the ankle of Sabre on the steps, he then picks up the top half of the steps, which he threw aside just a moment ago. He then places them back where they usually go, but with Sabre's ankle trapped between. Gambino then climbs to the apron. Mark Johnson slides out of the ring and tries to stop Gambino from doing it. Gambino jumps off the apron onto the Steel Steps, but Mark Johnson has pulled Sabre's ankle out, and the crowd lets out a huge sigh of relief.
Stanyer: I can't believe how sick Gambino is, he was trying to break Sabre's ankle, in his home town, in front of his family and friends. How much more twisted can you get.
Dawg: What the hell does that idiot of a referee think he is doing? Interfering in the match like that.
Stanyer: The referee is responsible for the wrestler's safety you know, not to mention the fact he is a human being, unlike Gambino. He wasn't just going to stand and watch Gambino break Sabre's ankle.
Dawg: He should just do his job, and keep out of Gambino's way.
Gambino gets in the face of the referee and grabs him by the scruff of the neck. The referee tries to explain himself, but Gambino cuts him off and lays him out with a right hand. Sabre is trying to get to his feet behind Gambino, but isn't having much luck. Sabre trys to run at Gambino, but his injury means it's more of a hobble. Gambino throws him back into the ring and rolls in with him. He pulls Sabre up and then delivers a Double Arm DDT. He then backs into the ropes and then delivers a Knee Drop to Sabre's ankle. Gambino then turns over as he sits on the canvas and looks towards Sabre's family. He rolls out of the ring and then climbs over the barricade. The family back away from Gambino, except for Sabre's mother who slaps Gambino across the face. Gambino turns his head from the slap and holds his head there, before bringing his hand to his face. He then pushes Sabre's mother to the floor. Sabre's father immediately goes to hit Gambino, but he gets punched in the face. Gambino then grabs the chair that Sabre's mother was sitting on and climbs back over the barricade. He climbs into the ring, where Sabre is trying to get to his feet. Gambino picks up the chair as the family of Sabre is shouting obscenities and abuse at Gambino. He swings the chair and cracks it straight across the ankle of Sabre. Gambino then snaps and starts to beat Sabre with the steel chair. Gambino then rolls out of the ring and presents the chair back to Sabre's mother, who tries to slap Gambino, but he backs off and laughs.
Stanyer: This is sick, Gambino isn't just torturing Sabre, he's torturing his family. This has to stop, someone has to stop this now.
Dawg: No, let Gambino finish Sabre off, for good.
Gambino picks up the chair again and goes back into the ring. He raises the chair one more time, but this time it is pulled out of his grasp by the referee. Gambino turns around and gives the referee an angry stare, Gambino then grabs the chair back off him and smashes it over his head. Gambino then snaps on the ref and beats him to the ground. Sabre is trying to get to his feet, he is using the turnbuckle to help himself up. Gambino turns towards him and charges in with a Spear, but Sabre moves out of the way and Gambino goes through the ropes and hits the ring post. Sabre pulls Gambino out, but is limping. Gambino then lifts Sabre up and delivers a Samoan Drop. He then pulls him up and sets him up for a Gambino Bomb, but Sabre suddenly counters with Sabre's Edge (Rios Driver). He and Gambino then both stay down. Both men slowly get to their feet. Sabre is very ginger on his ankle. Gambino goes for a right hand, but Sabre blocks and gets in an Eye Poke. Sabre then somehow delivers a Tiger Bomb to Gambino. He then starts his climb to the top rope. But Gambino manages to get up and he throws Sabre off the top rope and then he locks in the Ankle Lock. Sabre screams out in pain, and is quickly tapping out, but Gambino has already knocked out the referee. Gambino goes over to the referee and shakes him, and he starts moving around. Gambino then pulls Sabre up and delivers the Gambino Facebuster. The crowd are booing and throwing things into the ring. Gambino covers Sabre, the referee gives Gambino an angry look and then begins the count. 1 .2 . The referee refuses to count 3, and gives Gambino two fingers, which gets a gigantic pop from the crowd. Gambino is furious and gets to his feet. He drags the referee up by the scruff of his neck and threatens him, the referee then pushes Gambino off him, which gets a great pop. Sabre then suddenly rolls Gambino up from behind. The referee drops immediately to the mat and does a fast count. ..1 2 3!!!!!!!!! An unbelievable pop goes up around the arena.
Stanyer: Oh my god!!! Sabre is the World Champion!!! I don't believe it!!!
Dawg: This can't be allowed!! That was a blatant fast count, this cannot stand.
Stanyer: Gambino should know better than to piss off the referee, this wasn't a no DQ match, he let as much go as he could, but the line has to be drawn somewhere, and the Gambino paid the price.
Sabre is in the aisle and holding the World title belt, Big Poppa runs down and congratulates Sabre. But then the gWo suddenly walk down the aisle, MVD grabs the referee, while Power G grabs back the World Title. The Russians hold back Sabre & Poppa, while the crowd boo all four men.
Dawg: The gWo is not just going to stand by and let something like this happen. Watch and see.
Gambino grabs a microphone from ringside, he has one pissed off look on his face. He gets in the ring and then goes right up to the referee's face, while MVD holds him.
Gambino: "I'll make this short and sweet you son of a bitch. Gambino slaps the referee the three of us are going to beat the shit out of you until you reverse that decision, or until your no longer alive to make that decision. You understand me?" Gambino punches the referee in the face.
Stanyer: He can't do this, this is intimidation.
Dawg: He can do what he likes, he's the commissioner.
Johnson "Okay, Okay, I'll do it."
Gambino: "Get him up"
MVD picks up Mark Johnson.
Gambino: "We're going to make this short and sweet, your going to raise my hand, and declare that your decision has been reversed, and I am still the world champion." The referee nods his head, although it is bowed.
Gambino: "DO IT!!!"
The referee reluctantly raises Gambino's hand in the air, the crowd are booing, and throwing drinks and popcorn into the ring.
Johnson (in a reluctant tone)"I declare that this match is officially void, and that Gambino is still the world champion"
Gambino: "Get rid of this piece of trash."
MVD throws the referee out of the ring.
Gambino: "You hear that? I'm still the world champion, not your home-boy here, Sabre, ME. Antonio Gambino. I am the World Champion, and there ain't nothing you idiots can do about it. But This isn't the end of the show yet folks, oh no. We still have one last thing left to do. Cossak, Wowbowski, bring them back in."
More boos from the crowd as The Russians throw Poppa & Sabre back into the ring.
Gambino: "You were warned at the start of the show that we were going to reign terror on the PWF until Bloodbath showed his sorry face. And your about to watch your two favourite people being beaten into a bloody pulp."
Gambino then throws down the microphone and the entire gWo begin to put the boot into Sabre & Poppa, who just cower on the mat.
Stanyer: This is ridiculous, first he forces the ref to make him World Champion again, and now the gWo are going to destroy Poppa & Sabre.
Dawg: A beautiful sight, isn't it?
Suddenly there is a massive pop as Q-Zee, Masta P and Davey K, The Playaz Club races down to the ring to aid Poppa and Sabre. A mass brawl ensues in the ring, While the 5 of the gWo attack the Playaz Club, it gives Poppa & Sabre a chance to recover, so they can rejoin in the attack, but the gWo are regaining control when suddenly the lights in the arena go out completely.
Dawg: What the hell is going on??
Stanyer: There is only one possibility - The Cult of Shadows.
The lights flash back on with a gigantic explosion from all four corners of the ring, which startles everyone, King Volcano and Grimm are now in the centre of the ring. They begin to clean house, with help from the Playaz Club and Poppa & Sabre. Somehow Gambino gets thrown out of the ring, and he decides to get out of there, he manages to reach back in and grab his world title and then he head off up the ramp.
Stanyer: Look at Gambino, he's running away!!
Dawg: Gambino never runs away. He always has a method to his mayhem.
Stanyer: Bullshit, he's running.
Suddenly there is a cloud of smoke surrounding the entrance way, it engulfs Gambino. When the smoke clears, we see that Bloodbath is in the entrance way. He has Gambino in position and delivers the Blood Bash. Bloodbath then lays the World Title belt carefully on top of Gambino. In the ring, the Playaz Club and the Cult have cleared the ring of the gWo. And the crowd have something to cheer about.
Stanyer: Well, we will never know what Gambino was planning, but I'd say Bloodbath just made one hell of a statement to Gambino right there. We are out of time folks, see you next week.
The final shot is that of Masta P and Davey K raising the shattered looking Sabre above their shoulders as we fade to the PWF logo.