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Live from Cape Town, South Africa
23rd February 2002
23rd February 2002
Master of Puppets hits as the Havoc intro plays showing clips of PWF Superstars throughout the past year of the PWF. Finally it swoops to the arena where over 30,000 South Africans have crammed into the arena. They cheer like crazy as Pyro's blast off all around the arena. The cameras pan across the crowd before cutting to the ringside announcing team.
Stanyer: Hello everyone and welcome to Cape Town, South Africa for Part 4 of the PWF World Tour.
Dawg: We've been made very welcome here in South Africa, some would say too welcome, we only have to walk out onto the street and we are bombarbed with autograph hunting kids.
Stanyer: Well the aim of this World Tour is to help promote the PWF all around the world, and it looks like it has been pretty successful over here in South Africa.
The lights go out and a series of light blue lights flash throughout the arena. Livin It Up by Ja-Rule blares over the pa followed by an explosion of fireworks similar to Y2Js. Crusader's Ultra-tron has images of Harley Davidsons and biker babes transcending into one another. His entrance attire consists of a leather trench coat, dark sunglasses, and a du- rag rapped around his head. When he walks out into the entrance, he pauses and raises both fists in the air, proceeding to walk to the ring. Walking with a bmf walk, he climbs into the ring, while the lights are still out, and raises the lights with a fist in the air.
Stanyer: Crusader? This is unexpected, we've not heard from him for quite a while.
Crusader: I'm back.
The audience erupt. Fans cheer and stamp their feet, and wave various signs at the camera, prompting a smile from Crusader.
Crusader: And boy, is it good to be back.
Another large pop, though marginally smaller.
Crusader: Well, the reason i've been away, is quite personal, and I don't want to tell ya's too much, but basically, there was a death in my family, that required my full attention. And now, well now that's over with, I come here, hoping to WHOOP SOME A*S...
Crowd laugh and cheer simultaneously.
Crusader: And I find that the damn gWo has only tightened their grip. And it p*sses me off. I just can't believe that no-one, back there, can actually take on the gWo and be successful. Well, there is one person who's strong enough, and Cape Town, he's STANDING...IN THE RING...RIGHT NOW!!!
The crowd cheer again, they're really getting into this.
Crusader: Oh yeah people, Crusader is back! And to start off my little war, I believe I have some unfinished buissness...the PWF World Title...haha, it has been a rollercoaster ride recently hasn't it? The PWF, I mean...for one, Antonio Gambino is champion, and well...
As Crusader pauses, the crowd boo.
Crusader: well, it's just wrong. I never even got a re-match. So that's why, tonight, here in Cape Town, South Africa, tonight's Main Event WILL BE, Gambino v Crusader, and tommorow I WILL BE the PWF World Champion. That's right Gambino, i'm challenging you to a World Title match.
Sellout by Biohazard hits and Gambino appears on the stage. He has a microphone in hand and waits a moment for the crowd to quiet down
Gambino: "Well, look who it is...Crusader. Long time, no see. You have no idea how much I've missed kicking your ass time and time again. No idea. So you're hear to claim a title shot that you feel, for whatever reason, that you deserve?"
The crowd begins cheering as Crusader nods his head yes
Gambino: "Hell no!"
The crowd boo's Gambino and an @#%$ chant begins
Gambino: "What the hell makes you think you deserve a title shot Crusader? I beat your ass for this title, and proved that I was a better champion by beating every single opponent that has challenged me since then. No one can take this title from me, not you, not Bloodbath, not Davey K, not anyone. So the answer to your challenge is, no. I've got other things to worry about, rather than some peice of trash wannabe champion like yourself. So, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my office if anyone worthy of a title shot wants to challenge me."
Gambino begins to turn around and leave when he stops in his tracks. He turns back around to look at Crusader
Gambino: "You know what, now that I think about it, what do I have to lose? I know you can't beat me. I know I'm better than you, so what do I really have to lose other than a little bit of sweat and get a little work out. You want a title shot against me, fine, you got it. But when I beat you...and I will beat you...no more bitching, no more complaining, no more whining, and no more damn title shots...understood? That's it, no more!"
Gambino turns around and leaves through the curtain as Sellout begins to play
Stanyer: Well there you have it, Crusader v Gambino #3, right here tonight. What a surprise. Nobody could have predicted that match before we started. What a treat for the South African fans.
{Commerical Break}
Relive two of the greatest events the PWF has seen in the NEW Classic PWF DVD line from Paramount Pictures.
At End of the World I, see future stars such as Antonio Gambino, Diablo and The Twin Towers before they became main-eventers. Witness Thorn demolish talented opposistion in a Four-Way Last Man Standing match for the Hardcore championship. Watch Solo defend his Hell in a Cell belt once more, this time against newcomer Scarface. And stare in awe as Rumble-winner Karkass takes on The Game for the world title,a match which established The Game as the biggest name in PWF wrestling for many years to come.
End of the World II was named the show to end all shows. Ironically it quite literally did end all shows and this DVD proves why. Anthony Frost, James Stanyer and Bid Dave Lambourne brought you a splendid tag battle between Beastness and Maximum Carnage and a suprise upset when Bud Dawg demolished Diablo, hours before his title shot. Boggle your eyes at an amazing stable match between the Alliance of Darkness and the Reapers of the Night. View Stoney put up a brave fight against Solo, who announced a move to friendly federation MoW Slaughterhouse moments before. Rack your brains with a confusing Hardcore matchup with General Leo and the self-proclaimed Xtreme Master, Blackbird. In a riveting Inferno Triple-threat for the US title, share Crusader's joy at beating such hardened opponents in Leo and Antonio Gambino. See three out of four tag team competetors taken to hospital in a dangerous Tag Team Title match only to be followed by Bloodbath as Dark Warrior wins the Hell in a Cell title match. In a suprisingly brilliant Triple Threat ladder match, see The X pick up the Lightweight Championship.
And finally witness the greatest match of all time as Rumble-winner AND former champion Eraser (aKa The Game) takes on DeMoN, Diablo and current champion FireStorm in a Four-Way Ladder In a Cell match, the best to grace our screens.
DVD Special Features:
Interviews with all the big names e.g Eraser, Diablo and Lords of Ice.
*SPECIAL* limited editon interviews with Mr.Pellington, Stanyer, Big Dave, Anthony Frost, Alison, Gambino, Showstopper and Bloodbath. And the rest of the staff also!
The Making of the PPVs
Saturday Night Havoc, Doomsday and Armageddon 's of the week before each of the aforementioned shows.
Highlights of both Rumble's.
Dolby 5:1 Surround sound.
Crystal clear picture.
Bumper 6-disk set.
{End Commerical}
Davey K is in the backstage area talking to a pair of ladies
Davey K: So then, I said to her, I know its big but Im sure you can .
Ted Teddison approaches Davey at this moment
Davey K: Oh hey Ted, sorry ladies, ill tell you the rest of that story another time!
The ladies walk away looking disappointed
Davey K: So Teddy boy, what can the superstar do for you?
Tedison: Well I just wanted to know what are your feelings on tonights match?
Davey K: My feelings, do you mean, like am I happy or sad about the match?
Tedison: Sort of
Davey K: Sort of? What sort of lame question is that, youre an interviewer! Jeez, Ted, tell you what Ill make it all easier for you. Tonight infront of all the PWF supporters ..I will beat Reaper! I mean, Reaper? Should I be scared? Should I? Jeeper Creeper, oh dont worry its just reaper! What a chant, do you like it?
Tedison: It certainly rhymes well.
Davey K: Yes, it does doesnt it.
Tedison: Davey a question, that remains unanswered is what sort of match will it be tonight?
Davey K: Well Ted, seen as Reaper seems to be hiding in a coffin or whatever the hell he does, it seems like its up to me to choose the match ..hmmm, now what can a superstar like me do ..hmmmm, do you have any suggestions Ted?
Tedison: Erm, beans?
Davey K: Beans? What, oh you mean like a big vat of beans, evil Ted, very evil, I think Ill give that one a miss for now ..Ok! Yeah Ive got it .
Tedison: And ..
Davey K: Get some matches, get some fuel, I want an inferno match, where I burn up his sorry ass! Get ready Reaper things are going to get a little hot around here!
Davey walks away with a smirk
Scene shows Streetlyfe walking around Chinatown in New York City and he is wearing a Fubu shirt that has Uptown written across it and Paco jeans. The camera follows him as he walks around
Streetlyfe: So I guess I got myself a match against Grimm at Havoc this weekend, Grimm, where have I heard that name before? Oh yea, maybe its because he wants to be a grim reaper but everybody even he himself knows that it is impossible cause if he was I would have been dead by now, but what do you know I'm not and I won't be even after Havoc, I am gonna leave Havoc advancing into the KOTDM. See I don't need help from any people that Grimm hates, like Hanibal, and I definitely don't want people like Grimm's partner messing me up. But to me 2 against 1 is not hard at all. I've wrestled everywhere in Asia in deathmatches, and this tournament is nothing different from back then.
Asian guy across the Street notices Street and yells at him
Guy on the Street: Hey Streetlyfe!
Streetlyfe: Yo, wassup Joel
Joel: So you gonna kick some ass on Havoc?
Streetlyfe: Hell Yea, I am gonna be the grim reeper and I am gonna massacre Grimm all over the arena. And then I am going on and that Extreme Title is gonna be on my waist at KOTDM.
Joel: Aight cya
Streetlyfe: Yea same I gotta go to JFK to catch my flight to Havoc and when I am on my flight I am gonna so whip Grimms ass on my GBA
Street takes out his Game Boy Advance out of his pocket with Fire Pro Wrestling. Scene fades as he smiles and walks down the street.
The camera opens after Streetlyfe's comments to the Suicidal Intentionz locker room. Grimm and Mikey are sitting watching the last years KOTDM
Grimm: Whoa THEROS!!! Nice move! So I got a KOTDM at Havoc..against who? Streetlyfe?
Mikey: Who?
Grimm: Streetlyfe
Mikey: Who?
Grimm: The gansta wannabe..you know he was part of the group...well I can' remeber what it was called but it was usless!! I mean they had Big Lou..Mad Mike..Streetlyfe and Inmate 696969...Death Row..yeah that's it..death row!
Mikey: Like I said who?
Grimm: Don't worry about it...anywayz..G R I double M has to face the Gansta...Streetlyfe...now Streetlyfe when I started in PWF you and me were on the same page...we wanted to end the gWo...in that sense were still on the same page...but now...now I'm more stronger..faster...more popular then you and all of your Death Row friends...When we step into the ring...You will not see good o'l Bman who was a Canadian Hero...no you'll see GRIMM!!! The crazy homicidal highflyer...when you go through a table..I will be there...When you get hit with a chair I'll be there...wehn you fall on a bunch of taks...I'll be there...and when the fear the rise up in your body I will be there...You know what..for our match..how about we have a Barbed-Wire Table match...seeing how I like that so much...so you have to put your opponent through a table covered in barbed-wire
Grimm stops for a breather and takes a sip of a near by cola.
You talk about me being the Grimm Reaper? haha you must have been hit in the freaking head too many times...it's a name not a life...and the fact that you wrestled in Asia in Deathmathes doesn't scare me one fliping bit...because Grimm 1:13 says I just broke your ass!!
Grimm pauses for a sec
Grimm: Now Hanibal we might not be fighting right now but I have a feeling that our paths will meet in this tourny...wether it be semi finals..or finals...but one thing is for sure...you better bring a fight cause Grimm is coming...oh yeah I'm coming...Streetlyfe..FEAR ME OR SUFFER!!!!
The Camera fades out as Grimm and Mikey continue to watch
Stanyer: Well, we begin the King of the Death Match Tournament tonight with four of the 8 qualifying matches. The final 8 will compete at the PPV.
Dawg: This one will be interesting , A Barbed Wire Table Match.
Stanyer: And as is the custom with the King of the Death Match, very, very Violent.
Report: The two men tie up, Grimm quickly gets in a knee to the gut and then whips Streetlyfe over to the King of the Death Match standard issue Barbed Wire ropes. Streetlyfe just manages to stop himself before he runs into them. He turns around straight into a Grimm uppercut, which knocks him back onto the wire. Grimm then pounds Streetlyfe with right hands before walking away. Streetlyfe holds his back as he pulls himself away from the wire. Grimm charges and levels him with a clothesline. Grimm then pulls him back up to his feet and knees him in the gut, he then takes him over to the wire and rakes his head across the top wire. Streetlyfe stoops to one knee holding his face. Grimm goes to grab him, but Streetlyfe gets in a blatant low blow and then he angrily slams Grimm's head into the wire. Streetlyfe then pushes Grimms face in the wire and rakes it left and right, ripping and tearing his face. Streetlyfe lifts Grimm up and drops him throat first across the wire. Grimm bounces off holding his throat, luckily not slit open. Streetlyfe kicks him in the gut and then lifts him up and goes for a Running Powerbomb through the Barbed-Wire Table, but Grimm drops out of the Powerbomb. Grimm goes for a right hand, but Streetlyfe reacts, and ducks underneath and then lifts Grimm up and delivers a Back Drop. Streetlyfe floats over and begins to pound Grimm with stiff right hands.
Stanyer: This match doesn't look like it will last very long, these two are intent on doing as much damage as possible.
Dawg: And in the worst possible ways.
Streetlyfe rolls out of the ring and grabs a Steel Chair and throws it into the ring. He then looks under the ring and pulls out a Trashcan, which is full of weapons, he throws it into the ring, weapons slide out of the can and all over the ring. Streetlyfe gets back in and picks up what looks like a Computer Keyboard as he gets in. Grimm goes for a right hand, but Streetlyfe blocks it and then nails Grimm with the Keyboard, sending keys flying all over the ring. Streetlyfe then picks up a Pool Cue. He nails Grimm in the gut, doubling him over, and then breaks it over the back of his neck. Streetlyfe then looks around the ring and finds a Golf Club. Grimm is fumbling around and manages to grab what appears to be a Street sign. They both get up, Streetlyfe goes to smash Grimm over the head with the Golf Club, but Grimm blocks it with the Street Sign, both men drop their weapons and turn away shaking their hands, from the recoil of the clash. Grimm quickly reaches down and picks up something off the floor. Streetlyfe turns back towards Grimm, who quickly puts whatever he has to Streetlyfe's head and seems to pull a trigger of some kind. Streetlyfe suddenly collapses to the floor holding his forehead. Grimm turns around and holds up a Staple Gun. He then stands over Streetlyfe and holds the Staple gun to his head and pulls the trigger again. Grimm turns away and holds the staple gun up to his fans. But Streetlyfe grabs the Golf Club and lifts it up, giving Grimm a low blow for the 2nd time in the match. Streetlyfe picks up the trashcan and empties it, apparantely looking for something. He seems to find what he is looking for and picks it up. It is a Sickle Blade. He holds it up to a great cheer. He then stands behind Grimm holding his head, and then rips the blade across his forehead, opening up a clear four inch long gash on Grimm's forehead, which immediately starts to bleed.
Stanyer: Oh my god, that is sick, I swear he was trying to scalp Grimm there.
Dawg: That is what this tournament is about, you have to be the sickest, baddest, nastiest, not to mention toughest man, if you want to win the Extreme Title.
Streetlyfe then picks up the Barbed Wire wrapped table and moves it closer to Grimm. He picks him up and then goes for a Suplex, but Grimm blocks the Suplex, and then hooks the leg of Streetlyfe and delivers a Fisherman's Buster DDT. Grimm gets up, he holds his forehead, which is dripping with blood. The mere sight of his own blood seems to enrage him. He grabs the nearest weapon, which happens to be the remains of the Pool Cue. He then starts to beat Streetlyfe repeatedly with the weapon. It quickly splinters and breaks in two after 4 or 5 blows. Grimm tosses it to one side and looks for something else. He picks up the Golf Club and drives it into the gut of Streetlyfe, he then drives it into his face. Grimm then throws the weapon away and grabs Streetlyfe and takes him over to the barbed wire. He places his throat over the bottom set of wire and then places his foot on the back of his head, choking him on barbed wire. Grimm then pulls him off and drags him up, he takes him over to the table and slams his head into the wire, he then kicks him in the gut and goes for a Powerbomb, but Streetlyfe counters out with a DDT, driving Grimm's head into the table, but amazingly it doesn't break. Streetlyfe then lifts Grimm onto the table and then starts to climb the turnbuckle, but this is a mistake, as Grimm is by no means immobilised, and he gets off the table and goes over to Grimm and punches him in the gut. He then quickly drags the table over to the corner. He then lifts Streetlyfe up and delivers a Cradle DDT driving Streetlyfe through the Barbed Wire Table, claiming the victory.
Grimm d. Streetlyfe
6:13 Pinfall
Stanyer: Grimm picks up the win and advances to the next round.
Dawg: You know, I've just noticed something. If Grimm and Hanibal win their qualifiers, then their quarter-final match, then they'll face each other in the Semi-Finals.
Stanyer: It took you this long to figure that out.
Dawg: What? Your going to tell me you spotted it straight away.
Stanyer: No, I'm going to tell you that EVERYONE in the PWF spotted it before you.
Dawg: Oh....
Cameras cut to Poppa and Sabre, talking inside Poppa's locker room. The crowd gives a decent pop, despite the fact that the two are having a fairly heated argument...
Sabre: I say we shoot for the gold again. I miss being at the top of the mountain.
Poppa: Yeah, but when we were at the top of the mountain, you went and did your little flip off it...
Sabre: Dude... last time I tell you... it's a 450 splash, and final time... I DIDN'T COST US THE DARN MATCH!
Poppa: Well, I'm reluctant to team up again, on the basis of you screwing up.
Sabre: And I'm reluctant to talk to you on the basis of you being a jerk, jerk! If anything stopped us from winning, it's that damn Yoko factor that keeps hanging around your locker room... but enough about that. Forget I said it... I'm willing to wipe the slate clean of all that nonsense if you help me out with MVD and Power G. Those two have been mucking with my charisma, and I reckon the only way to shut their traps is to get a rematch to reclaim our tag team titles. We kick them hard enough, they go away. Whaddaya say, pardner?
Poppa: Fine, fine, fine... We'll team up. If you want to take on MVD and Power G so badly, then you're gonna have to be the one to walk into Gambinos office and book the match. But I'll help you out... for the good 'ol days.
Sabre: Forget the good 'ol days... it's the future that's gonna be cool.
Poppa: Whatever. But consider this a 30 day trial basis.
Sabre pats Poppa on the back, smiling, before running out of the locker room...
A pitch black room is shown. Nothing else can be seen or heard until a vioce suddenly beings to speak
Words. Words are nothing in a fight of this magnitude, Davey K. They are meaningless, wastes of air and of time. Preparation is not what you believe, Davey K, you may believe that it is nothing but the little games and messages you comprise through nothing other than your childish thoughts. They lie to you.
Suddenly Reaper lights a candle and his maskless face can be seen. He looks back at the camera the light flickering as he breaths
Beautiful isn't it, Davey, man has never yet been able to create anything like fire. Fire is what started our existence, it is the sole reason we have become as powerful as we are today. Yet, while fire has given this power to us, it may take our power away just as easily. I do not believe that a force this powerful will lay dorment forever, I believe in fact, that fire is slowly getting its revenge on us, and that it will take back its power.
Reaper looks back at the flame as if being drawn by the flame
So why wait for our inevitable end. Why not let the power take back what it gave us. A inferno match...but not the kind that you live by. The Burning Pentagram, eight corners surrounded with a cage. First one to escape wins, although do look out. For every minute we spend within the cage, a new section will be lighted until the entire ring burns at the eight minute mark leaving only the center to fight in.
The candle flickers once again
So will you agree? Yes, of course you will. I know someone as foolhardy as yourself would agree to even a match as dangerous as that. So try to prepare yourself, Davey, because while you flame may burn bright right now...
Reaper holds the candle up to his face
... Your flame can be put out....
Reaper's other hands closes around the flame putting the room in darkness once again
...just as easily.
Davey K is in a darkened room with a lighter in his hand
Davey K: Behold Reaper, the flame, the dancing image of the erm antelope in all its glory. The DEVIL!!! Yes the devil creates a dark meaningless whole, where erm, evil gnomes live!
At this point Davey looks into the flame and begins to move it around, suddenly the light comes on and Davey is sat in his locker room, the water guy comes running over with a bottle of water and flings it over the lighter
Davey K: Dude! What are you doing?
Water Guy: Flames! in here, an h20 enviroment!
Davey K: Oh dude, didnt you just see that freaky retard reaper? I was trying to be eery and well eeeery!
Water Guy: So are you going to accept his idea for a match?
Davey K: Well, I didnt really pay much attention, my concentration sort of drifted when he began to ramble the severe burning sensation he was getting in his ass.
Water Guy: Did he say that?
Davey K: Well, not exactly but you have to read between the lines when you listen to these freaky, I love Marilyn Manson types.
Water Guy: So erm, Davey, going back to my original question, are you accepting his match?
Davey K: Dude, Im a superstar, Im the main man, the number one! I will go into any match that Reaper, the big goth loving retard can throw at me, did he really say I have childish thoughts?
Water Guy: Yeah, well the was the time you gave me a wedgy!
Davey K: Dude, that was years ago!
Water Guy: It was yesterday and my mom says you may have ruined my underwear.
Davey K: Yeah, sorry about that dude.....what else did he say about me?
Water Guy: Well he was saying how much he loves fire.
Davey K: What is he a frustrated fire man? What the hell was all that @#%$ about fire taking its power? What? Water guy you have to be the single most namby pamby exuse of a man I have ever seen.
Water Guy: Harsh!
Davey K: You live with your mom and go to sleep in what you call "Jammys"
Water Guy: I take your criticism, and have noted it.
Davey K: Well my point is, when there is a fire, you throw some water on it, and its gone, not the most scary thing in the world is it? In fact you have the footage on VHS, just let me take a look.
Water guy puts the video in and Davey stands and watches
Beautiful isn't it, Davey, man has never yet been able to create anything like fire. Fire is what started our existence, it is the sole reason we have become as powerful as we are today. Yet, while fire has given this power to us, it may take our power away just as easily. I do not believe that a force this powerful will lay dorment forever, I believe in fact, that fire is slowly getting its revenge on us, and that it will take back its power.
Davey K: erm, oh hahahahahahahahaha, oooh look the flame is so beautiful, ooh I love the flame oooh, fire is so good! Well Reaper, you love fire so match, ill go into your match and we will see how much you love fire when I give you a superstar style thrashing that will be so hot, you will want out of the heat!
Stanyer: This match is perhaps the most insane match of them all, A Ring of Fire match. A special ring without ropes is set up. Inside that ring is an Octagon, and every minute, one side of that Octagon will light up. After 8 minutes, the Ring of Fire will be complete. You have to be inside the ring of fire at that time, otherwise you lose. This is Reaper's idea, unsurprisingly.
Dawg: I don't know where these people get their ideas sometimes.
Report: Reaper and Davey look at each other across the ring. There are no ring ropes for this match whatsoever. The two men tie up in the middle of the ring. Reaper, the bigger of the two men gets in a knee to the gut. He then delivers a couple of strong right hands. He then throws Davey off the edge of the ring to the floor. He climbs down and picks up a spool of barbwire, one of many extreme objects which are around the ring. Reaper rakes the barb-wire across Davey's face as he tries to get into the ring. Davey rolls away holding his face, but Reaper stalks him, still with the barb-wire. Davey tries to back away, but Reaper grabs him and rubs the barb-wire across his forehead. There is a sudden "whoosh" as one side of the Ring of Fire suddenly lights up in the ring. Reaper smiles and throws the wire away, leaving Davey with a large gash on his forehead, which is bleeding quite badly. Reaper grabs Davey and throws him back onto the ring. He climbs back on and grabs Davey and goes to put his head into the flames, but Davey manages to hold his feet firm and block the attack. Reaper tries again, but Davey blocks it again, and this time counters with a Russian Leg Sweep. Davey quickly mounts Reaper and pounds him with right hands. Davey gets up and backs off for a second and then runs and delivers a Jumping Knee Drop across the face of Reaper. Davey then goes to the outside of the ring and looks around at the various weapons. He is deciding what to use, when Reaper dives off the edge of the apron and shoulder blocks him from behind, sending him into the barrier. Another "Whoosh" goes off, and another side of the Ring of Fire lights up.
Stanyer: The King of the Death Match Tournament is probably the most dangerous Tournament in wrestling today. You have to be pretty crazy just to enter. Winning it is a different story.
Dawg: Well look at last years winner, Theros, he WAS insane. He isn't anymore.
Stanyer: I thought he still was.
Dawg: Now what have I been telling you for weeks, he's not insane, he's just playing insane, to con Showstopper and Heelmaster. I've told you, it won't work for much longer.
Stanyer: Whatever you say.
Reaper picks up Davey and throws him back onto the ring. He then picks up a spool of barb-wire and throws it onto the ring. He looks under the ring and pulls out a Ladder and then places that on the ring. Reaper positions the spool and grabs Davey, who was getting to his feet. But Davey breaks free and kicks Reaper in the gut and then delivers the Playaz Push (X-Factor), driving the face of Reaper into the barb-wire. Reaper lies on his back holding his face. Davey, unused to the hardcore environment doesn't know what to do. He looks around, and sees the Ladder, he picks it up. Davey sets up the ladder near to Reaper and starts to climb up. But as he climbs up, he can't see Reaper, who gets up. Davey turns around to face where Reaper was, and finds out that he is at the bottom of the ladder. Reaper climbs up and gets in a couple of punches to Davey's gut and then lifts him up onto his shoulders and dives off with the Death Buster (Super DVD). As Davey lies on his back, the third side of the Octagon whooshes up, and Davey happen's to be lieing on top of it. Davey immediately springs to his feet and moves out of the way, almost running into one of the other walls of flame, such is his panic. As the dashes around, he walks into Reaper who grabs him by the throat with both hands, and then delivers the Two Handed Choke Bomb. He holds on for the first cover of the match. ......................1 .......................2 ....................... Davey kicks out. Reaper picks up the ladder that Davey had set up and folds it up, he then dumps it on Davey. He backs off and runs and jumps up for a Big Splash, but Davey pushes the ladder upwards and it catches Reaper full in the face, before Davey rolls out of the way, just stopping before the flames. Both men take a moment to recover. As Davey is getting to his feet, the fourth side of the Octagon shoots up just behind him. He is startled by it, and jumps forwards. Davey pulls up Reaper and delivers a knee to the gut, he then follows it up with a series of right hands. Davey then pulls up Reaper and knees him in the gut. He then backs off and runs and delivers the K Factor (Running Bulldog). He covers, hooking the leg. ....................1 ........................2 .......................... Reaper kicks out. Davey picks up the Ladder and throws it onto Reaper's prone body, who convulses with the impact. Davey then climbs out of the ring and picks up a Steel Chair. He gets back in and then smashes the chair into the ladder, driving it into Reaper. Davey repeats this three more times, but as he raises back for the fourth time, the fifth set of flames shoots up, which startles him for a moment.
Dawg: Those flames just shoot up, without warning, the poor wrestlers have no idea when the next set of flames is going to go up. It's a nightmare.
Stanyer: The fact that they are wrestling with a Ring of Fire, is a miracle in itself. Look at how much room is left to wrestle in at the moment. If they are not within the ring, then they have just the small corner they are in now, as the other sides give you so little room outside of the flames.
Dawg: (sarcastically) I'm sure there was a queue a mile long to wrestle this match.
Davey pulls the Ladder off Reaper and then places the chair over his throat and leans on it, choking the big man. Davey then pulls Reaper up and kicks him in the gut and goes for the Superstar Slam. But Reaper counters with a back body drop. As Davey gets up, Reaper goes to whip him into the flames, but Davey reverses and sends Reaper through the flames, he goes straight through two sides of the flames and over the edge of the ring to the floor. Davey is actually shocked that he just put somebody through a wall of flames. The referee for the match, Duane Dibley, goes over to check if Reaper is ok. He appears to be mostly unhurt, only a few minor burns, and some singed hair. He has however pull a chair from somewhere, which is wrapped in a towel. Reaper is getting up and dumps the chair on the edge of the ring. He then climbs back onto it, although still weary. Davey grabs him and delivers a few gut kicks. He then kicks him in the gut and delivers a DDT. The sixth side of the octagon shoots up. There are only two minutes left until the Ring of Fire is complete. Davey covers Reaper. ......................1 ......................2 ..................... Reaper kicks out. Davey pulls Reaper to his feet and delivers a Martial Arts Punch, which stuns Reaper. He then backs off and delivers the Davey-K-O (Superkick), which sends Reaper into the Ring of Fire, through one of the unlit sides. Davey follows him in, wiping the sweat from his brow, as the ring is getting pretty hot now. Davey pulls Reaper up and kicks him in the gut. He then hits the Superstar Slam (Pedigree) and covers. ........................1 ...........................2 ........................ The seventh side of the Ring of Fire shoots up around Davey's foot where he was lying, making the cover. Davey immediately pulls his foot away and in an act of pure self-preservation, he pulls himself off Reaper, breaking the count. Davey gets to his feet, and tests out his burnt foot, it isn't too bad, but it isn't pleasant.
Stanyer: Ouch, Davey is going to need that examining after this match.
Dawg: Along with other body parts.
Davey pulls up Reaper and beats him with right hands, knocking him closer to the Flames. Reaper has to come back with right hands of his own, just to stop himself going into the flames. Davey kicks him in the gut and then delivers a Piledriver. He covers ......................1 ........................2 ........................ Reaper kicks out. Reaper appears to be reaching through the last gap for the Steel Chair he picked up earlier. He manages to grab it and drags it into the Ring of Fire, seconds later the eight side of the octagon lights up and a cheer comes up from the crowd as the Ring of Fire rages around them. Davey stamps on the hands of Reaper and picks up the chair he dragged in. He clocks the chair over Reapers head as he tries to get up. Davey then delivers a couple of stomps to his head. Davey pulls up Reaper, but Reaper gets in a headbutt to the gut of Davey and then delivers a high knee to the face, which puts Davey on the floor for a second, before he starts to get back up to his feet. Reaper quickly grabs the Steel Chair he pulled in before. He places the chair into the flames for a second, he pulls it back, and the towel that was wrapped around the chair is now alight. He holds the chair in the air for a second, before bringing it down with tremendous force on Davey's head. Reaper covers. .......................1 .......................2 ...........................3!!!!! Reaper then pulls Davey up and throws him through the Ring of Fire.
Reaper d. Davey K
8:53 Pinfall
Stanyer: Reaper picks up a big win over the experienced Davey K. But let's face it, Davey was out of his element here, he is not very Hardcore, and certainly not Extreme.
Dawg: He entered the tournament, probably just greedy for gold, since he lost to Havok.
Stanyer: Perhaps, they say once you get a taste of gold, you want more and more.
{Commerical Break}
**Down with the Sickness by Disturbed plays as clips of various matches featuring Gambino are shown.**
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**A clip of Gambino standing over a fallen Diablo holding the PWF World Title above his head is shown as the commercial fades out**
{End Commerical}
The scene opens up to a sold out PWF arena. The fans are all exstatic about the fact that they actually were able to find tickets for the show. They are patiently waiting for something to happen in between matches, when all of a sudden, "Papercut" by Linkin Park booms over the P.A system and the fans go up in a frenzy, knowing who is about to make an appearance. Suddenly, Sandstorm emerges from backstage with a huge pop from the fans. He is wearing shades with gold framing, gold leather pants, and a black leather jacket. He walks down the entrance ramp, slapping the hand's of fans on his way. He enters the ring and walks straight over to the corner and asks the ring announcer for the microphone. He grabs the mic from him and walks to the center of the ring. He raises the mic up to his mouth and begins to speak.
Sandstorm: Now, as most of you good people know, the Methods have been going through some hard times lately, with Walrus leaving, and all the heat that Brutal Force and The Warriors have between each other. Although it appears that Walrus is the only one who left, so that leaves us one member short, so naturally, we need to fill that space up.
The fans cheer at the thought of a mystery entry to the MoM.
Sandstorm: Now I know what your all thinking, but I have already selected a possible new recruit. I have been scanning the backstage area for one man that fits that position just perfect, and that man in...........................DarkStorm.
The fans sound puzzled at the idea, considering that DarkStorm is a heel.
Sandstorm: I know it sounds kind of weird, but when it comes to speed and strength all in one, besides me of course, DarkStorm is the right man for the job, so I ask DarkStorm to come down to this ring now, as I am graciously offering you the chance to become a member of the young, talented, up and coming Methods Of Mayhem.
Sandstorm waits for DarkStorm to make an appearance.
The Lights Dim, and then Suddenly "Click Click Boom" BY Salvia hit throughout the arena. And out of the entry way walks DarkStorm. He is wearing a long black cloak. He is also wearing his wrestling tights. He stops at the top of the entry way, not reacting to anything the crowd does. At the top of the ramp he just stares into the ring, and SandStorm stares back. DarkStorm starts to run and slides into the ring under the botton rope and then gets to his feet and runs and jumps to the second rope in the corner and looks around. Then he jumps down and the music cuts. He walks up to SandStorm and just stares at him and SandStorm offers the mic to him and DarkStorm takes it
DarkStorm: ".........A recuit you need??"
Sandstorm: "...Yea, don't believe I stuttered.."
DarkStorm: ".....And you chose me...."
Sandstorm: "Yes"
DarkStorm: "...Pathways are decided by those actions taken by the few who lay upon the path of the chosen one......and now I am faced with a crossroad, a time where decisions and destiny come together as one....."
Sandstorm: "Um, I never really understand what your talking about, so are you in???"
DarkStorm looks at the extended hand of SandStorm and looks back up into his eyes
DarkStorm: "..........Through the ways the be, and the ways that will be, the Storms shall produce one......."
Sandstorm: "So your In?"
DarkStorm: " Yea....."
DarkStorm shakes the hand of SandStorm, and Then SandStorm lets go of DarkStorm's hand and tells him to come on and get out of the ring, But DarkStorm doesn't move at all. SandStorm had almost made it out of the ring when he notices that DarkStorm is still standing in the middle of the ring with his head lowered. He enters the ring again and walks up to DarkStorm who has his head lowered looking at the mat. Then SandStorm taps DarkStorm then suddenly DarkStorm looks at SandStorm with a strange look upon his face. SandStorm slowly backs up as DarkStorm walks closer to him. Then all of a sudden DarkStorm starts to throw right hands at SandStorm and he tries to cover up but then he is kicked in the gut and DarkStorm jumps up and hits the DARKSTORM DRIVER and then as SandStorm lays there after the effects of the DarkStorm Driver, DarkStorm is on his hands and knees staring into the motionless body of SandStorm. After the damage has been done, DarkStorm drags SandStorm over to the corner and then DarkStorm jumps to the top rope and looks down at the helpless body of SandStorm and then jumps off hitting the 450 storm splash on the motionless SandStorm. As DarkStorm gets up he sees the mic laying in the middle of the ring and steps over SandStorm. He says
DarkStorm: "............You are first SandStorm......the first to realize who I am.....I am the real Storm, the prophecy, and MY NAME IS DARKSTORM"
DarkStorm drops the mic as he stares as the motionless body in the ring. Then he walks over toward the ropes, and jumps over the top rop from the inside and lands on the outside of the ring, and walks up the ramp as "Click Click Boom" sounds throughout the arena. As he gets about half-way up the ramp, DarkStorm stops dead in his tracks and suddenly turns around and notices that SandStorm has started to have a little movement. He then walks back down toward the ring and grabs a chair from the time keeper. DarkStorm Slides under the bottom rope and about this time SandStorm has just about pulled himself up by using the ropes. SandStorm turns around and is met by a devestating chair shot right to SandStorm's head. DarkStorm looks at the damage he has caused. SandStorm has been busted open and is laying in the center of the ring like a corspe. DarkStorm drops the chair beside SandStorm and picks him up and it looks liek he is going to do a suplex of some kind, but has a modified grip on him. DarkStorm looks around at the crowd, then picks him up and drops him on the small of the neck with a mix of a capture suplex and a brain buster on the chair that DarkStorm dropped. DarkStorm gets to his feet and looks a the bleeding body laying in the center of the ring
DarkStorm looks up with a serious look upon his face as he gets out of the ring, and walks up the ramp to the boos of the crowd, never looking back at the ring, where the body of SandStorm lays
Theros walks out on the stage, and starts down to the ring with a microphone in hand.
Theros: "The bloody crown was here! Shadowed in light, cloaked in shadow. Theros was the champion - he will be again. I've heard the words, I've seen the signs. Can you beat Theros? Can Theros lose to you? No no no, even losing I win. Watch your tongue, it betrays. Falls over and crushes you under it's weight. Beyond the shadows is better things, thing that make brave men shudder and hide. Fish quake in FEAR! Theros does not wait, he does not listen. He comes for you and for his crown. STEP ASIDE or watch the fire. Tick tock? The clock.... clocks haunt me in the night, laughing at my loss. I laugh back, becuase they are done. The dead do not fear the living. They don't care for the air. They walk the line of everything. Theros comes for you now....
Theros starts to cackle, then punches himself in the head - pausing for a moment, then laughing again and continuing down towards the ring.
Stanyer: The rules for this insane match are quite simple. You have to put your opponent through TEN tables to win.
Dawg: Ten?
Stanyer: Yes, that's what I said.
Dawg: Someone's going to end up with a broken back.
Stanyer: Well, the question is, can the current KOTDM title holder, defend his crown.
Credit: Brendan Seeley
Suddenly wild laughter echoes through the arena, the lights flashing purple and red. Theros appears on stage, his hands on his hips as he laughs. After several moments the laughs die off, and Ozzy's 'Crazy Train' hits. Theros stalks down towards the ring, a confident smirk on his face as the music continues to boom. Theros rolls into the ring and starts laughing again. The music then shatters into another chorus of wild laughter.
James: Introducing from Syracuse, New York, weighing 282lbs. "The Madman" Theros Macalvia Crowd gives out a big cheer
"House of 1000 Corpses" by Rob Zombie plays over the arena. The fans cheer for Eddie Hunter. The arena dims down eventually becoming pitch black. Smoke starts to fill the stage as red strobe lights are moving wildly on the stage. Suddenly Eddie Hunter walks out. The arena's lights come back on and Eddie walks to the edge of the ramp. He taunts and dark red pyros go off. Eddie walks down the ramp and slides in the ring. He climbs up one turnbuckle and taunts with both arms up and then leans backwards and jumps off the ropes.
James: Introducing, from Chicago, Illnois, weighing 278lbs, Eddie Hunter.
Report: The 2 men circle each other as the workers set the tables up. Once the 20th table is set Eddie charges Theros, Theros moves out of the way and Eddie gets a face full of turnbuckle. Theros goes out and brings 2 tables in the ring as Eddie gets his head together. Theros moves back to Eddie after the tables are set, Theros kicks Eddie in the stomach and attempts the System Shock but Eddie back flips the move and throws Theros to the table but the mad man stops just before hitting the wood. Theros slides out of the ring and grabs a trash can full of weapons under the ring and throws it in the ring. Eddie grabs a Kendo stick and smacks Theros in the back as he slides in. Eddie lifts up Theros and smashes the Kendo stick right in the face of Theros.
Stanyer: Wow what a shot!
Theros manages to pull himself to his feet and hits an elbow to the gut of Eddie. Two more and then Eddie is pushed off towards the ropes, Theros then takes Eddie down with a standing lariat followed by a quick elbow drop to the chest. Eddie rolls out of the way after the elbow and pulls himself to his feet, as he does so he is kicked in the gut by Theros. Theros sends Eddie to the ropes and takes him down with a big Powerslam. Theros hooks the leg on instinct, but Carlton Rock reminds him that this is a table match, no pin falls. Theros releases the pinning combination and then stands up and stomps Eddie directly on his stomach causing Eddie to double up for a moment. Theros then pulls Eddie up to his feet and grabs him around the waist. Theros looks for the Side Belly to Belly Suplex, but Eddie counters with an elbow to the back of the neck. Theros steps backwards holding his neck, Eddie swings with a right hand, but Theros ducks underneath and locks in a waist lock and hits an awesome Snap German Suplex. Theros lifts up Eddie and throws him into the corner, Theros clotheslines Eddie hard and then sets him to the top of the turnbuckle. Theros sets 5 tables and then attempts a toprope belly-to-belly suplex but Eddie hooks his legs to the turnbuckle sending Theros on top of the tables but not breaking them. Eddie unhooks himself and mounts his feet on the top, He looks to the crowd then Theros and hits a shooting star press sending Theros and himself through all 5 tables.
Stanyer: Oh My God!!! Eddie is leading by 5 tables!
Dawg: Impressive move by Eddie Hunter!
Eddie lifts up Theros but Theros grabs a hold on him and hits a spine buster on the ground. Theros leaves Eddie lying in the ring and rolls out under the bottom rope. He goes over to the Timekeeper's table and pushes the ring announcer out of the way and picks up his Steel Chair. He slides it into the ring. Theros then rolls back in. Theros places the chair in the ring by Eddie. Theros then pulls Eddie to his feet. He sets him up for a Piledriver. He lifts him into the position for the Piledriver and then stalls, Cheers can be heard from the crowd directed towards Theros before he jumps up and drives Eddie's head into the Steel Chair, then a few chants of "Holy Shit" are heard from the crowd. Theros isn't done yet though, he picks up the Steel Chair and places it over the head of Eddie. Theros then goes to the edge of the ring and demands one of the ringside personnel give him a chair, not wanting to anger the man, they oblige and hand him a chair. Theros then walks around Eddie before slamming the Steel Chair into the Steel Chair on Eddie's head. This time much louder chants of "Holy Shit" can be heard throughout the arena. Theros picks up 2 tables and brings them into the ring, He sets them up and then slams Eddie through both with a huge sidewalk slam. Theros gets 4 more and sets them on the outside of the ring. He gets on the apron and grabs Eddie, Theros jumps up and places his legs around Eddies shoulders and with a huge crash Theros sends Eddie through the 4 tables with an apron Hurricanranna.
Dawg: Theros has taken the lead by 1!!! He needs 4 more tables to win!
Theros seems to have heard Dawg and slides out grabbing 4 tables, He slides in and sets them up in 2 sets 1 on top of each other. Theros tries the System Shock through to of them but Eddie back flips it again and runs off the ropes, Theros turns and grabs Eddie out of nowhere and hits a high angle suplex through all the tables giving him the win!
Stanyer: Well Theros has made it on to the Semi Finals!
Dawg: He was lucky Eddie should have won
Golgotha and Profit are sitting backstage in the Methods of Mayhem locker room along with the Ultimate Warriors. Golgotha has the Lightweight title draped on his shoulder and a smile on his face.
Profit: "So, Golgotha, what are you doing here since you don't have to defend your Lightweight title until KOTDM when you face Jason Hunt?"
Golgotha: "You know, I was just thinking about that. The truth is, I'm not without mercy or compassion. And I was going to give Hunt a title shot tonite. But since we have a legally binding contract that forbids me to do so..."
Profit: "Yeah. Since Brother Hunt signed it, I am sure that he sees the irony of the situation. But you still haven't answered my question. What are your plans tonite?"
Golgotha: "I was thinking about I could do that would be fair to Jason Hunt. Also, I want to help out an old friend as well tonite. (Golgotha looks at Eiji) So since neither Hunt, myself, or the Ultimate Warriors are booked, why not have a tag match?..."
Eiji: "Whoa, you aren't suggesting that you and Hunt team up against us, are you? I thought you were 100% for the MoM?"
Golgotha: "No, Eiji, thats not what I am suggesting at all. This is what I had in mind: The Ultimate Warriors and myself, managed by Profit, will face off against Jason Hunt and 2 teammates of his choosing."
Law: "Are you sure that is such a wise choice?"
Golgotha: "Yes I am. The truth is in the short time he's been here, Hunt has managed to gather a lot of enemies...who is going to want to team with him? Besides, I've got the best tag team in the PWF backing me up."
Profit: "And by the way, Brother Jason, if you can't find any partners, then I'm sure we can turn this into a handicap match."
The MoM agrees and start to softly laugh as the camers fades to black
As Gambino enters his office a tape in a black sleeve can be seen sitting on his desk. The letters "gWo" are on the cover.
Gambino: Well, wonder what Matt left me this week.
Gambino picks the tape up and drops it out of its sleeve. He heads over to the TV and puts the tape into the VCR before heading over to his desk and hitting the play button on his remote. Gambino watches for a few seconds, smiling a way. Suddenly his expression changes to a grimace before he rushs over and ejects the tape. He throws the tape against a wall breaking it in a few pieces. Gambino is noticably sweating as he rushes out of the room leaving the tattered remains of the tape on the floor.
Dawg: I don't know what was on that video, but it freaked Gambino out, and it takes a lot to do that.
Sellout by Biohazard hits and Gambino appears on the stage. He walks directly to the ring, and looks very angry after seeing the video. Once in the ring he calls for his music to be cut and grabs a microphone
Stanyer: It must have freaked him out a lot, because he's coming out here.
Gambino: "You know, I try to be a fair man, I try to help others out by granting title matches and giving them a shot. But how do they repay me? By making some screwed up video and playing mind games with me. You know what, screw being nice! As of now, tonights title match against Crusader....is not happening! He can forget about getting a title match tonight, and for the rest of his god damn career as far as I'm concerned!"
Gambino is prepared to leave when Crusaders music hits and he walks out onto the stage.
Crusader: Don't walk away from me. I'm serious, I didn't get my damn re-match, and I want it tonight. Ask me if I give a s*it about Davey K or Bloodbath, and then ask me if I give a s*it about the World Title. Gambino looks at Crusader oddly, and then raises the mic to his mouth.
Gambino: D--
Crusader: Shut up a*sclown.
This sends the crowd over the top, and they scream and scream for what seems like hours, but what is really only a few seconds. This sends Gambino over the top in a different manner, and his eyes burn with anger.
Crusader: Just....shut up. I didn't leave you no video tape, you think I'd risk a World Title shot for a stupid tape? You know me better than that Gambino. While I was away, I did some thinking. I knew you'd reject this challenge flat out, so of course, I have other ideas. So, I was thinking....What does Gambino want? What does Gambino need? I think you need to get rid of me, throw me out of the wrestling world. Am I right? You want to be the man that ended Crusader's career huh? You want me outta your life eh?
Gambino nods in acknoledgment and smiles.
Crusader: Tonight, i'll put my career on the line, if you give me a PWF World Title shot. This is you big chance Gambino. You'll be one step closer to you're dream, if you accept my challenge.
Gambino can't believe Crusader has just agreed to put his career on the line for an opportunity at a title shot.
Gambino: "Wait a minute, if I give you a title shot against me tonight....you'll put your career on the line?"
Crusader nods his head
Gambino: "That means, if I beat you, then you leave the PWF, never to be seen again?"
Crusader: "That's exactly what I'm saying"
Gambino: "I'll admit, it sounds inviting, ending your career and all, but like I said, the answer is no"
The crowd boos as Gambino gives his answer
Crusader: "Maybe your afraid Gambino, is that it? Maybe you're afraid that this time, your gWo buddies won't be around to save you."
Gambino: "You know what Crusader, I'm sick and tired of little pieces of @#%$ like you...you wanna run your mouth...you wanna call me out, then fine. You're gonna get exactly what you deserve tonight...you want a match with me...title on the line...your career on the line...then you got it. But don't come back here begging for your job back come next week, because this is it! You lose tonight, and you will...you're ass is gone from the PWF, for good! And Crusader, I don't care if your ass is in the unemployment line on Monday morning, because that's the type of @#%$ that I am...I will show no mercy."
Gambino tosses the microphone to the ground and walks to the ropes, glaring at Crusader who is still on the stage.
Stanyer: This could be a very grave mistake by Crusader, he's risking his entire livelihood for one last shot at glory.
Dawg: And a fruitless attempt it will be.
A brief burst of static disrupts the airwaves, only for the camera to blink in, with us looking at Showstopper. He is in a very similar trailer-type office that Anthony Frost was in, in CAMEO Part 2. He sits upon a desk cross legged, and is neither smiling nor frowning.
Showstopper: A good friend of mine, from a rival federation, once told me the line "I quit drinking all the time... I do have to sleep you know." The same could be said about wrestling for many of the PWF Superstars...INCLUDING ME!!! No matter how many rumours are spread, nothing will ever stop me from quitting wrestling.
The anger he had acquired in the last passage, had dissapeared.
Showstopper: I wonder how many of you have no idea of what I am talking about? Well, the less people, the better. Let's get back to some issues that most people already know about. Heelmaster...well, had enough of me, have you? Ruined a month of my career, so now you're moving on? Oh, I don't think so Kevo. Let's just say, that leading up to the King of the DeathMatch tourney, i'm not exactly going to be Mr. Friendly to you. K? Speaking of the King of the DeathMatch....I have my qualifier tonight, against a rookie by the name of Damian Cohen. Now, as I stated last Armageddon, I love helping out the little guy. I'll show him the ropes, easier than i usually would, because well, i've been there before. And it wasn't a nice time for me. But I got through that, and I became a World Champion. Damian could be too, and he could have it easier, if there were more people like me. So, i'm going to have to beat you Damian, but i'll show you a few tips along the way.
Showstopper winks as the camera cuts to the next scene.
Stanyer: Whoa. A giant balloon is being lowered from the ceiling, which contains thousands and thousands of thumbtacks. When the balloon explodes, it gives all in the ring the worst rainstorm they've ever felt.
Dawg: The anticipation is growing. I have wanted to see that balloon pop all night and finally it's going to happen. A random wrestler in back will come out to pop the balloon with this very dart in my hand. I have the honor of holding the dart that will POP the balloon.
Stanyer: You are like a kid on Christmas morning, you have a gleam in your eye. This is precious. And folks lets not forget the ring will have the standard barbwire around the ropes. Damien Cohen is to be announced and I guarantee his warm up wont contain bouncing off any ropes today.
Credit: Goatman
No fancy lighting or pyro. Damian Cohen's theme "Satan's Sister" by the Hollywood Blondes just plays and he comes out walking to the ring doing a couple of wrist checks. He slides in under the ropes. Gets up, and then runs back and forth once between the ropes to warm up.
James: Introducing, from Los Angeles, California, weighing 260lbs, Damian Cohen.
The lights of the arena dim as a black mans voice booms throughout. "Here the fucker is; yo man it's The Show". Then 'Greed' by Godsmack blares around the arena. As the music slightly changes (chorus) around forty seconds in multi-coloured strobe lighting shines upon the stage. The Showstopper walks out slowly, head down and carrying a steel chair. As he reachers the top of the ramp, he raises his head, in unison with the chair, and roars, though he can't be heard. At the bottom of the screen, in the name box it says: ---- 'The Show' ---- "The Showstopper" --- He then carries on down to the ring, at normal pace. He enters the ring normally and goes to the top rope, with the chair, and raises it again, roaring. He steps down, ready.
James: Introducing from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing 290lbs, the Showstopper. Crowd gives a few cheers, and a few boos
Report: The referee tells each man to stay in his corner until the bell rings Both men are looking up at the giant balloon. Security slides a slim crate into the ring. The referee puts the crate in the middle of the ring. The referee goes towards the ropes and signals for the bell.
Dawg: Whats in the crate?
Stanyer: Trouble I am sure.
Dawg: It could be a weapon or maybe even a live animal. You never know in these types of matches.
Both men run to the crate. Cohen makes it first and tries to open the crate. The lid on the crate seems to be stuck. Showstopper clotheslines Cohen. Showstopper tries to open the crate but is also unsuccessful. Cohen starts to land right hands on the distracted Showstopper. Showstopper takes the punches as he is determined to open the crate.
Stanyer: The crate seems to be a distraction to the Show.
Dawg: Nonsense. He knows that something good is in that box. He prefers these gimmick matches. The sooner he opens that crate the sooner he will win.
Cohen scoops up Stoppa and body slams him to the mat. Cohen picks up the crate and smashes it down on top of Showstopper. The crate does not break though. Cohen lifts up Showstopper and nails him with a rib breaker. Cohen lifts Showstopper for a vertical suplex and lands him on top of the crate. The crate breaks a bit. Cohen tries to open the crate but is still unsuccessful. Stoppa nails a low blow from behind. Stoppa stands up and taunts Cohen then reaches back and hits a Showstoppin' Slug. Cohen falls down to the mat. Showstopper goes for the cover.
Dawg: What is he doing the balloon has not popped yet?
1.....2.....
Cohen gets his shoulder up. Stoppa under hooks both arms and hits a DDT onto the crate. This time the crate busts open. Showstopper reaches in the crate and pulls out a barbed wire bat. Cohen gets up to his knees. Showstopper wastes no time and starts to hit Cohen with the barbed wire bat. Stoppa swings right he swings left. Cohen falls flat to the mat. Stoppa keeps swinging away.
Dawg: Who's suppose to pop this balloon? I think they should come out.
Cohen is not moving and his body is bloody from the hits. Stoppa lifts up Cohen and piledrives him on the barbed wire bat.
Stanyer: Cohen should not have entered this match. He is a bright young new talent but is in no means ready for an extreme match with a former PWF World Champion.
Dawg: Cohen is a brawler type. He stands just as much chance to win as anyone else.
Cohen is layed out flat. Showstopper walks over to the turnbuckle. He places the barbwire bat and uses the barbwire on the ropes to wrap it in the corner. He then grabs Cohens leg to drag him over.
Stanyer: This doesnt look pretty. Whats he going to do? Whats he going to do? Where is the balloon popper?
Dawg: I dunno. I want to throw the dart now.
The crowd starts to throw paper airplanes in an attempt to pop the balloon.
Cohen grabs part of the crate with his hand and hits the Show in leg. The Show falls over and his leg is bleeding.
Stanyer: That crate was nailed shut. Cohen has a board with rusty nails on the end. I hope the Show is up on his shots.
Cohen mounts on top of Showstopper and starts to punch him in the face. Cohen gets up and irish whips Showstopper into the turnbuckle. The Showstoppers back slams hard into the barbwired bat. The look of pain is clearly seen on Showstoppers face. Cohen props Showstopper in the turnbuckle legs spread out and wrapped in the barbwire thus not allowing him to escape. Cohen walks to the middle of the ring. Picks up the board with nails. He raises the board in the air and taunts the crowd. The crowd cheers him on. The TRON lights up and counts down. 5.......4........3.......2............."Negative Space" by Spineshankhits the speakers and Heelmaster is shown at the top of the aisle. Cohen holds the board up and taunts Heelmaster.
Dawg: What is he doing? Heelmaster must be the wrestler picked to pop the balloon.
Cohen raises the board one last time high into the air before throwing it into the air and the nails sink into the balloon popping it. Thousands of thumbtacks fall to the mat.
Stanyer: Its snowing thumbtacks in the ring
Dawg: What a magnificent sight.
The thumbtacks fall not sticking into the wrestlers but just sort of floating down. The audience takes pictures of the event. While the thumbtacks fall, Cohen runs over and knees Stoppa in the corner.
Stanyer: Private Trauma. Thats what he calls that one and I cannot think of a better way to show the world.
Cohen peels Stoppa off the corner hits a Mind Relaspe (Basic DDT). Cohen goes for the cover. 1..... Heelmaster climbs through the barbwire ropes. 2.......... Heelmaster kicks Cohen off. Heelmaster grabs Cohens face and rubs it viciously over the thumbtacks on the mat. Heelmaster steps on Cohens head to make sure all the thumb tacks stick in his face. Heelmaster goes over to the corner to get the bat out of the corner.
Stoppa crawls over to Cohen and drapes his hand across the body. The ref counts very quickly 1.....2......3...... Heelmaster turns around with the bat in hand and sees that the Show just won. Heelmaster runs with bat in hand and nails Showstopper. Heelmaster swings at Stoppa's arm with the bat.
Dawg: Heelmaster zeros in on the arm and doesn't stop.
The crowd boos loudly.
Stanyer: The crowd came here to see a nice bloody fight but this is NOT what they had in mind. Stoppa has just finished fighting an extreme match.
Heelmaster leaves the ring and the crowd throws objects at him as he leaves.
Stanyer: This guy makes me sick. He doesn't care if the fans like him or not.
Dawg: Well as he says, heels never lose..
Stanyer: I knew it was bad news for the Stoppa as soon as I saw Heelmaster. But the good news for Stoppa is he advances to the next round. The friction building between these two individuals is enourmous.
Dawg: Well, if Heelmaster wins his match tonight, he will also advance to the next round. The is a real good chance these two will meet up soon.
Stanyer: I hate to sound biased, but this guy really has it coming to him.
Dawg: I can't believe you admitting you're un-professional.
Stanyer: I never said such a thing. By the way, is someone going to sweep up all these tacks or leave it in for the next match?
Rookie and Naya sits in the locker room and he looks on the t.v set that Loki is receiving a European Title Shot
The Rookie: : How in the hell does he get an European Title shot, i should get it, he got his ass whipped by me so i should be taking his place.
Naya: Baby its ok.
Rookie gets up
The Rookie: : That little bastard got a European Title shot...what the hell is going on here?
Naya: Well what is going on here is that he got a title shot and you didnt. You have to admitt rookie, he's a good wrestler.
The Rookie: : Oh hell no, i will not admitt to that, because that little scrowdom sucker cant beat, The Rookie: !
Rookie flexs his muscles and kisses his muscle
Naya: ::Sigh:: you just dont get it, Well why dont u do this, Why dont you wait until he gets the title shot...and if he wins..you could take the title away from him.
The Rookie: : I want his ass, he's not going to get any further with these pranks i can tell you that!
The camera cuts to a shot of an office door, and the crowd boos at the sight of Gambinos name written across the plate of glass. The mood changes, though, as the camera zooms out to reveal Big Poppa leaning against the wall, fiddling with a yo-yo. The door swings open and shut, as Sabre walks out of the commisioners office, smiling...
Poppa: Well?
Sabre: Well... we didn't get the title match tonight. But I've been promised that it's going to happen... the King of the Death Match Pay Per View, to be precise.
The fans pop at the official PPV match being mentioned... Poppa seems less then impressed, though...
Poppa: So it's another night of doing nothing? Good stuff, I guess.
Sabre: Well... not exactly. Gambino doesn't really like us, you know. Personally, I was shocked at the news, cuz I thought everyone liked me... but to cut a long story short, you my friend have been booked to take on Inmate tonight. Sorry, But look on the bright side... I get to do nothing tonight!
Poppa: Great. Paptizing ain't easy.
Sabre: Plus, Gambino gave me this cool paper weight! Spooky, huh?
The camera focus' on Gambino's gift, a small plastic skull, as Sabre flips it over and over in his hand...
The camera comes upon the grinning visage of Loki. He chuckles devilishly before addressing the camera.
Loki: Awww, wazamattah Rookie? Did that nasty God of Mischief trick you again? Well that's just too bad now isn't it? You're such an easy target, aren'tcha? *speaking in a mocking tone* "Wah! Wah! I'm Rookie! Loki doesn't deserve a European title shot because he's a big meanie! Nobody likes me! I smell! Wah! Wah!". Hehehehehehehehe!!!!
Loki laughs at his own impersonation of Rookie.
Loki: Rookie, not only have I made a mockery of you at every turn, but I'm gonna do one better tonight. Tonight, I have a rematch against Havok, the European champion. What happened last time we met? Why, I think it was this last Armageddon! And what happened on Armageddon, hmmm? That's right! I beat him! I beat Havok fair 'n square! Something you failed to do last week! I beat him once, so therefor, I can beat him again! In't this gonna be great? The God of Mischief, and European Champion of the PWF, Loki!!! It's gonna be great! And I'm gonna have a big party afterwards! Oh yeah! There's gonna be cake, an' ice cream, an' balloons, an' streamers, an' oh oh! Maybe we'll get one o' them magicians! Aw man, this is gonna rock!
Loki sighs and looks off blissfully for a moment.
Loki: But, back to the matter at hand. I'd better make room in my collection for a shiny new belt. Oh yeah, and stretch and all that. Anyways, while I'm getting ready for my match Rookie, why don't you tip your gardener generously!
Loki holds a tape up to the camera and waves it around teasingly. He puts the tape into a nearby VCR and turns the TV on.
Loki: Enjoy!
Loki scoots out of the scene as the camera focuses on the screen. The screen flickers and the camera cuts to the footage on the tape.
We see an exquisite house with an equally exquisite lawn. The camera pans across the scene before coming to rest on Loki, who as usual, has a broad grin on his face.
Loki: Hello, I'm The God of Mischief, Loki. Who did you expect? Martha Stewart? No no, not in the least. Though I must admit, my intentions today, are quite similar to her's. Welcome to another addition of Better Homes and Mischief! As you can see behind me, we are at the humble abode of PWF superstar, The Rookie: . And what an abode it is! But something seems a little lacking. So, today on Better Homes and Mischief, we are going to give this place a facelift! As you can see behind me, we are watering the lawn.
Several sprinklers and a couple of hoses are raining water down upon the grass.
Loki: Not only does this give the lawn a lush green color, but it also makes it easier to accomplish some simple landscaping!
"Mope" by The Bloodhound Gang can be heard in the background. Cut to a shot of the side of the house. The camera has been set to fast motion as we see Loki whip around the corner in a go-kart. After doing a few laps around the soaked lawn, successfully tearing up chunks of sod, he does a few doughnuts, kicking up even more sod and even tossing a few chunks at the house which stick. After he's torn up the lawn enough, he does a lap around the house and aims for the mailbox. His attempt is unsuccessful as he is thrown from the go-kart into the mailbox. He pulls himself up, wincing, kicks the mailbox and hops out of sight. He returns moments later with a chainsaw and gleefully cuts the mailbox down. The camera then cuts to Loki standing next to a stack of toilet paper and several cartons of eggs.
Loki: And what house would be complete without these wonderful accessories?
Cut to another fast motion scene of Loki playfully lobbing rolls of toilet paper over the house, trees and bushes. He stops momentarily to do a May pole dance around a tree, winding toilet paper all around it. He goes for the eggs and the camera cuts to regular speed as he cracks open a carton.
Loki: Remember, never use your eggs.... *takes a deep sniff* Peeewwww!!! Never use 'em, until you can smell 'em!
Fast motion: Loki begins whipping the eggs at the house, aiming mostly at the windows. After emptying the first carton, he opens the second, rushes the door and heaves all dozen eggs at the door. Loki comes back to the camera and pulls up a plastic bag. The camera again goes back to regular speed. He pulls several cans of SPAM.
Loki: SPAM anyone?
Fast motion: Loki smears the door knob with the processed meat. He scatters huge chunks of it over the yard, house, and even manages to get a few chunks in the gutters. The camera cuts back to regular speed and a shot of Loki by a fountain in the backyard.
Loki: Hmmm, just not festive enough.....
Fast motion: Loki pulls up a bottle of dish soap and does his best to squeeze every drop from the bottle into the fountain. As the water churns, it quickly froths up and a white foam is soon spilling over the edge onto the lawn below. Back to regular speed, Loki gets right in front of the camera.
Loki: And if ya think that's nice, just wait 'til ya see it does to the lawn! Hahahahahahaha!!!!
The camera cuts back to the front of the house with Loki looking thoughtfully at the house.
Loki: Ya know, I like it, but still it needs something more. I know! A fresh coat of paint!
Fast motion: Loki pulls out a couple of cans of spray paint; blue, green, yellow, and purple. Loki sprays many random designs in all different colors all over the house. He puts a smiley face in every window and even takes time to decorate the sidewalk. Of course, he has to put a few comments on the house, such as "Rookie smells!". He stops and eyes up his work as the camera returns to regular speed.
Loki: Ahh! Much better! In fact, I'd say some of my finest work to date! Well, ya know what I gotta do now! Sign it!
Loki goes up to the door and sprays MHBM on the door, each letter a different color.
Loki: Mischief Has Been Made! That's it for Better Homes and Mischief this week! Tune in next week for... well, you'll just have to wait and see! Heeheeheeheehee!!! See ya later Rookie!!!
The monitor goes to static.
Rookie comes inside of the locker room and spots the T.V, the TV is showing that Loki is inside of The Rookie: 's house and distroying his property
The Rookie: : WHY THAT BITCH, Oh i cant believe...how in the hell did he get into my house, thats bullshit! Ok, this little bastard thinks i am playing, wait tell the next time i see him, its going to be hell.!
Rookie storms out the door
Stanyer: I'm not sure it's a good idea for Loki to even come out for this match, Rookie is still in the building.
Dawg: He's obviously very confident in himself. Could be good, could be bad.
"Clubbed to Death" by Rob D plays as Havok walks in front of the UltraTron and does his taunt, he then walks through the crowd. He really loves the crowd and will never forget where he came from. His Ultra-Tron video shows him skating and then his finisher.
James: Introducing from Tucson, Arizona, weighing 267lbs. Havok. Crowd Boos
The European Champion enters the ring and signles for the microphone.
Havok: Look at this crowd. What a bunch of losers. I cannot believe I was forced to come to (enter city name here). What a mound of crap.
The crowd boos Havok very loudly. I faint echo of @#%$ reapeats though the arena.
Havok: Did you know that this country is so poor, that homeless people in Los Angeles, California could aford to come and watch me take out Loki, that good for nothing punk took away my first defense as the European Champion.
The crowd starts a crybaby chant.
Havok: Speaking of Europe, why am I here, when I could be touring Europe. See Big Ben, the Eifle Tower, the Leaning Tower, and the Statue of Liberty, o well a replica of it anyway. You guys of nothing down here.
All of a sudden, Loki's entrance music blares through the sound system and the crowd goes wild.
"Mope" by The Bloodhound Gang thumps over the speakers as the fans begin cheering. Loki rolls out from the backstage area on a custom made Big-Wheel wearing an oversized pair of blue goggles. He removes the goggles and dismounts from the Big-Wheel. He dances about the stage in a bizarre fashion as he entices the crowd to cheer louder. Satisfied with his efforts, Loki gets back on the Big-Wheel and rolls all the way to the ring.
James: Introducing from Asbury Park, New Jersey, weighing 225lbs, "The God of Mischief". Loki
Report: Loki and Havok tie up. Havok breaks out and hits Loki with a couple of right hands backing him into the corner. Havok whips Loki to the opposite corner. He charges in, but Loki amazingly uses the ropes to help him flip out of the corner and catch Havok on the jaw with a Somersault Kick. As Havok recovers from the shock blow, Loki gets in a few right hands of his own. He then sends him to the ropes and delivers a high roundhouse kick putting Havok on his back. He covers quickly. .....................1 .............. Havok easily kicks out. Loki bounces to his feet. Havok gets up quickly as well. Loki is coming off the ropes, Havok goes for a Sidewalk Slam, but that is countered mid-move with the MonkeyShine (Hurricanranna). Havok rolls through to his feet, a little stunned though. Loki comes off the ropes and this time knocks Havok down with a perfect Spinning Wheel Kick. He covers. ....................1 ....................2 ........... Havok kicks out. The champion gets up holding his face. Loki goes to grab him, but he gets in a quick thumb to the eye. Havok then delivers a few more right hands. He then sends Loki to the ropes and this time delivers that Sidewalk Slam. Havok then aggressively pulls Loki up and lifts him up and delivers a Pendulum Backbreaker. Havok isn't finished however and pulls Loki up again and this time he delivers a Clinching Slam. Havok covers. .....................1 .......................2 ....................... Loki kicks out.
Stanyer: Havok has suddenly turned into one pissed off hombre.
Dawg: Loki also has to keep looking over his shoulder, as he has pissed Rookie off enough times.
Havok pulls Loki up and slams his head into the corner. He then delivers a couple of shoulder blocks. Loki staggers out of the corner and Havok lifts him onto his shoulders and delivers the Devastation Driver.(DVD). Havok covers ...................1 .......................2 ................... Loki kicks out. Havok pulls up Loki and knees him in the gut, he delivers a couple of right hands and then locks in a headlock. He then runs up the turnbuckle and then delivers the Swinging Top Rope Bulldog. Havok then leaves Loki and climbs up to the top rope, he then dives off and delivers a Perfect Top Rope Elbow Drop. Havok then covers. .....................1 .......................2 ......................... Loki kicks out. Havok pulls Loki up to his feet again. He goes behind and goes for a German Suplex, but Loki counters with a couple of reverse elbows and then runs off the ropes, but Havok takes him down with the Dizzy Kick. (Jump Spinning Hook Kick). Havok covers .....................1 .......................2 ....................... Loki kicks out again. Havok pulls Loki up and sends him to the ropes, he goes for a back body drop, but Loki quickly counters with the Last Laugh (FameAsser). Loki covers ........................1 ............................2 ........................... Loki is dragged out of the ring by someone.
Stanyer: It's Rookie!! Where did he come from?
Dawg: He wants a piece of Loki, wheverever he came from.
Rookie pounds Loki with right hands as the referee rings the bell. Rookie whips Loki into the steel steps. He then picks up the steel steps and drives them into Loki. Rookie then mounts Loki and unleashes a flury of heavy right hands. Rookie then grabs a Steel Chair and nails Loki with a shot to the head. Loki staggers backwards up the ramp. Rookie follows him and nails him with another shot. Loki staggers further up the ramp. Rookie continues delivering chair shots until both he and Loki have gone through the curtain. Back in the ring, Havok is standing there holding his European Title. Suddenly, behind Havok, Inmate slides into the ring behind him. Havok hears a commotion and turns around, straight into a gut kick and then the Death Sentence (Stone Cold Stunner). Inmate then stands over Havok and then picks up his European Title, he then points to himself and drops the title on Havok before rolling out of the ring.
Stanyer: It looks like Inmate has set his sights on Havok's European Title.
Dawg: And I wouldn't want to be Havok when Inmate gets his match.
The camera fades in and we see Mr. Walrus lounging on a couch in his locker room. He is in his wrestling attire and a Team Canada hockey jersey. He is absent-mindedly munching on some Cheetos and watching Havoc on television. At this point Johnny Mayhem makes his way into the locker room, completely uninvited. These rooms really need locks or something, geeze. Anyway, Mayhem has found his way into Walrus' fortress of solitude, and is now preparing to badger the whacko.
Mayhem: Hello, Wally.
This startles the hell out of Walrus, who tosses the bag of Cheetos into the air, covering the nearby area in the cheesy snack food. Walrus then sees Mayhem, and glares at him.
Walrus: I just wasted a half bag of Cheetos for you!? You dirty facker.
Mayhem: I wanted to get your thoughts on Heelmaster injecting himself into your match with Venom.
Walrus: Venom!? Spider-Man's arch nemesis? Where!?
Walrus jumps to his feet and holds his fists up in front of him.
Walrus: I'll fix him good!
Walrus charges off outside the room in search of Venom to give him a Spidey-esque ass walloping.
Jason Hunt is sitting in his locker room sipping on a bottle of water, when he see's the camera is on him he chucks the bottle of water off to the side and then he pulls out a mountain dew and takes a sip of it and then he throws that off to the side.
Hunt: Well Golgy, I tried to hurt you by destroying your car. I tried to hurt you by taking a leak on Profit's important papers but nothing seems to phase you. Nothing at all seems to make you the least be irritated. But that's how it seems, you say that you have no desire for earthly posessions, you say that once you are gone from this world you can't take any of it with you so why should you have it? Well dude, there is many of reasons for that. One being, well enjoy your life while you're here dude. It's not about being on your knee's all day...well it is to some ladies if ya get my drift but all you do is talk about brotherhood and your almighty religion. I am a devout Catholic man, so i'm not that much different from yourself. So, I think this whole you not caring about posessions is a bunch of bullshit. Who and I do mean, who wouldn't want to see their car destroyed? Who wouldn't be the slightest bit pissed off. So if it is true and you don't rely on posessions then you wont be so mad when I take that belt from you now will you?
Hunts shakes his head and smirks.
Hunt: I thought so, I know that you will care about that title once I take it from you. I know you're a big joke Golgy, it's just time you admit it. There seems to be a clash of interest, you believe that you are going to beat me at King Of The Death Match and I believe I am going to totally take that belt from you. We'll just see now won't we. Yo creo yo estoy goingo to-o kick-o tu asso,es la verdad. Did ya like that skill? I am just catering to the Spanish community of "Los JasonHolicos".
Jason seems proud when Ted Tedison comes in.
Tedison: Jason have you found any tag partners for you match against The Ultimate Warriors and Golgotha?
Hunt: 'Scuse me? Have I found any partners for my match?
Tedison: That's what I asked.
Hunt: Do I look like the kind of guy who'd go out and beg someone to be my partner let alone ask?
Tedison: Not really...
Hunt: Well you're right because I didn't ask anyone. The fact of the matter is that I don't need a partner to win this match. You think that the M.o.M scares me? You think that I am afraid of two guys whose names I can't even pronounce and Golgy here?
Tedison: I never said you were afraid but it's a good choice to have some help.
Hunt: That's why i'm "Mr.North Carolina" and you are a lousy interviewer. Just gazing up into the stars wishing you were just like the people you interview, mainly you wish you were Jason Hunt.
Tedison: Well, have you found any partners?
Hunt: Hell no.
Hunt lightly pats Tedison on the face when The God Of War bust into Hunt's locker room.
Hunt: What the hell? I know you ass clowns might not be able to read but it clearly has the Jason Hunt logo on the door ok? I bet you feel really smart now knowing that you got the wrong locker room.
Alexander: Jason Hunt, I understand you are in a match with the Ultimate Warriors and are seeking partnership.
Hunt: Got the first part right skippy.
Kull: We would like to be your partners.
Hunt: I don't really need partners so if you'd be kind enough to turn around and leave now I might not boot your ass on the way out, thanks a bunch.
Alexander grabs Hunt by the throat.
Alexander: I don't think you understand, we have a score to settle with The Ultimate Warriors and whether you like it or not we are going to be your partners.
Hunt: (barely audible due to him being choked) Okay...
Alexander lets go of Hunt and the God Of War leave.
Hunt: Why do I always get stuck with the jackasses?
Stanyer: Well it looks like Jason Hunt now has two tag team partners, whether he likes it or not.
Dawg: Well after that exchange, I'd say not.
Stanyer: I'm sure when the match comes, he'll be thankful of the help.
The lights dim in the arena and the fans start to wonder who will be coming through the curtain. Yellow, and black lasers shoot down towards the stage and smoke enclouds the rampway. The titantron lights up with the name "Sandstorm" on it in sand. A huge gust of wind can be heard and the name on the titantron blows away. All of a sudden, "Papercut" by Linkin Park erupts over the P.A system and the fans start to cheer. Sandstorm suddenly emerges from the smoke and struts down to the ring, slapping the fans' hands on his way. He enters the ring and does his signature taunt. The music cuts off, and the lights turn on. Sandstorm waits in the ring for his unlucky foe to make his presence felt.
Stanyer: This is unexpected
Sandstorm: DARKSTORM!!!!! I don't care where you are, but I want your ass in this ring RIGHT NOW!!!!
Sandstorm throws the mic into the canvas and waits for DarkStorm.
Dawg: I'd call that a challenge.
"Click, Click, Boom" hits the arena and DarkStorm walks out confidently for his match.
Report: Sandstorm and DarkStorm tie up as referee Chris Regan rings the bell. Sandstorm uses his strength to put DarkStorm in a headlock, Storm pushes Sandstorm into the ropes and then sends him off him. Sandstorm comes back and puts DarkStorm on his back with a Shoulder Block. Sandstorm comes off the ropes again, but DarkStorm kips up and then snaps Sandstorm over with an Arm Drag. Sandstorm is quickly up and charges in again, but DarkStorm snaps him over with a Headlock Takedown and then holds on. Sandstorm pulls himself to his feet and elbows Storm in the gut a couple of times and then pushes him into the ropes. Storm then drops down and sends Storm overhead with a perfect Monkey Flip. The two get to their feet and come to a stand-off. They circle each other, they go for a tie-up, but DarkStorm fakes and gets in a gut kick, he then follows it up with a quick uppercut and then a couple of quick right hands. Storm then sends Sandstorm to the ropes and lifts him up for a Tilt a Whirl, but Sandstorm rolls around his shoulders, looking to take him over down with an Arm Drag, but DarkStorm counters the counter and brings Sandstorm down onto his knee with a Backbreaker. DarkStorm then goes for a cover. ....................1 .....................2 ...................... Sandstorm kicks out. DarkStorm picks up Sandstorm and delivers a hard right hand which knocks him backwards into the corner. DarkStorm then delivers a series of shoulder blocks before he whips Sandstorm hard into the opposite turnbuckle. Sandstorm bounces off and comes straight into a Running Knee Lift from DarkStorm. Storm comes off the ropes and then delivers a Jumping Leg Drop before motioning into a cover. .......................1 ........................2 ............................ Sandstorm kicks out.
Stanyer: Sandstorm has been taking a lot of flak in recent weeks, a lot of it was unfair, and unjust.
Dawg: He is the leader of the Methods of Mayhem, it is his job to keep them all united and together, and when he doesn't do that, then he should expect trouble.
DarkStorm picks up Sandstorm and goes for a right hand, but Sandstorm ducks it and then hits a Back Drop on DarkStorm. He pulls him up and lifts him up on his shoulder for the Mummification (Rack Pancake), but as he swings DarkStorm out, he escapes and lands behind Sandstorm, and simply hooks his head and hits a Hangman's Neckbreaker. Sandstorm starts to climb to his feet holding his neck. DarkStorm delivers a couple of martial arts kicks to the gut, he then sends Sandstorm to the ropes and then comes off them himself and hits Storm on the Move (Running Hurricanranna). Sandstorm rolls through to his feet and staggers around, DarkStorm quickly lifts him up onto his back and hits the Storm Drop (Samoan Drop). Storm reaches back and hooks the leg. ...................1 ....................2 ....................... Sandstorm kicks out. DarkStorm goes to the apron and signals for Sandstorm to get to his feet. Sandstorm slowly gets up, DarkStorm springs off the top rope and then connects with a Missile Dropkick to the back of Sandstorm's head. Sandstorm struggles back up to his feet, DarkStorm hooks his head and then jumps up and swings around and delivers a DDT. Storm hooks the leg. .1 ..2 Sandstorm kicks out. Storm climbs to the top rope and signals for Sandstorm to get up. He obliges, once he does, DarkStorm flips off looking for the Dragonrana, but somehow Sandstorm catches him in mid-flight and delivers a Sit-out Powerbomb. DarkStorm rolls over onto his stomach as Sandstorm collapses onto his back gasping for air.
Stanyer: Amazing counter from Sandstorm, unbelievable.
Dawg: Spectacular indeed, but can he capitalise on his sudden advantage.
Both men slowly get to their feet. Sandstorm gets in the first right hand, DarkStorm retaliates with a right hand of his own. Sandstorm then nails a big right hand, DarkStorm goes for a big right hand, but Sandstorm ducks underneath and then hooks DarkStorms head for the Reverse DDT, but DarkStorm counters and twists Sandstorms arm out and goes for a Back Heel Kick, but Sandstorm ducks that into a Waistlock and hits a Perfect German Suplex with a bridge. 1 2 DarkStorm kicks out. Sandstorm pulls DarkStorm up and sends him to the ropes and then hits the Sahara Wind (Kitchen Sink). DarkStorm struggles up to his feet and staggers into a corner. Sandstorm lifts him up onto the top turnbuckle and then hooks his head and dives off with the Eye of the Spinx (Super DDT) Sandstorm covers. ..1 2 .3!!!! NO!!! DarkStorms foot was on the rope. Sandstorm remonstrates with the referee, but Chris Regan is adamant, and refuses to change his mind. Sandstorm pulls DarkStorm up to his feet and sets him up for the Nirvana (Spiral Bomb), but DarkStorm suddenly flips up and delivers the DarkStorm Driver. Suddenly we see that Golgotha is on the apron, in fact all of the Methods of Mayhem are around the ring. Chris Regan is distracted trying to stop Golgotha getting in the ring. DarkStorm has a cover on Sandstorm. DarkStorm gets up and tries to get the referees attention, but he ignores him. DarkStorm then turns and paces around the ring and walks straight into a shot with the Golden Bible from Profit. Sandstorm then rolls over for the cover. Golgotha drops down and Chris Regan turns around and sees the cover and drops for the count. 1 .2 3!!!!! Almost immediately as the referees hand hits the mat for the three count, the rest of the Methods of Mayhem slide into the ring. Brutal Force immediately start putting the boots to DarkStorm. Profit passes Golgotha the Golden Bible, Leroy pulls DarkStorm to his feet and Golgotha delivers a running shot with the Bible. Sandstorm is up and points to opposite corners of the ring. The Ultimate Warriors, Eiji and Law go and climb those turnbuckles. Sandstorm drags DarkStorm into the middle of the ring. Eiji dives off with a Leg Drop while Law dives off with a Splash, both connecting simultaneously to DarkStorm. Brutal Force are bringing a table into the ring. While Barry sets up the table, Leroy pulls up DarkStorm and throws him into Sandstorm, who kicks him in the gut and then sets him up and delivers the Nirvana (Spiral Bomb) through the Table. The Methods of Mayhem then go into a group hug before turning and raising their arms to the crowd.
Sandstorm d. DarkStorm
9:38 Pinfall
Stanyer: It seems that the Methods of Mayhem have had a little re-union I guess.
Dawg: And poor DarkStorm is the one who has to suffer.
Stanyer: The question for DarkStorm is how will he react to this, it will not be good, no matter what it is.
{Commerical Break}
**The scene opens to a locker room where Homicide stands wearing a new t-shirt and the PWF European Title belt over his shoulder. In the backround "Cowboys From Hell" by Prodigy plays..**
Homicide- "You love me.. You hate me.. Youll NEVER forget me! Get ready to.. WEAR my NEW t-shirt!! No, your eyes arent lying to you. Its your European Champion here telling all of you PWF fans to show your pride in your favorite wrestler by purchasing the new "Homicide 4:32 T-shirt". All you have to do is call 1-800-PWF-SHIT, and pay the low, low price of $39.99!"
**Camera zooms out, revealing that Homicide is wearing the new t-shirt, as he continues talking.**
Homicide- "Now you could decide not to pay this small, small fee and wear something else.. But then I would have to massacre you.. So, start dialing those phones before supplies run out. The number, once again, is 1-800-PWF-SHIT. Dont make me hurt you.."
**Camera now has the telephone number 1-800-PWF-SHIT across the bottom, and Homicide grins as the advertisement comes to an end.**
{End Commerical}
The Ultimate Warriors are walking down the hall in casual wear. The both don the new Methods of Mayhem t-shirts, black jeans and Addidas street shoes. Along the way, Johny Mayhem sees them and stops them to ask them a series of questions.
Mayhem: Law! Eiji! How is it going? Do you have time for a quick interview?
Law: Sure. Let's go to the lockerroom and sit down.
The three go to the MoM lockerroom and get comfortable.
Mayhem: Ok guys. The question on everyone's mind is "what is the feud with The Ultimate Warriors and The Gods of War?"
Eiji: Well, Mr. Mayhem, The Gods of War have jumped on the badside of the Warriors. It's like everytime they face us, they come back for more pain, more destuction, more carnage. Now, don't get me wrong, we admire that in our opponent, but the people want to see us face some one different. But I guess tonight, they will have to learn another lesson. And with Golgotha on our team, we are sure to win.
Mayhem: But what about that unknown variable, Jason Hunt? Aren't you concerned about him?
Law: Not the least bit. Did you see what we did to his car? We caused some mayhem and now his mind if off the match. As the Americans say "Jason, get your mind out of the gutter." In order to defeat an opponent, you must defeat him mentally, then physically. And that is exactly what we have done to Mr. Hunt.
Mayhem: We have seen you and the rest of the Methods of Mayhem causes some, well, mayhem. You destroy Jason's Eclipse, destroy the gWo lockerroom, which is very bold I might add, and the start of this is why?
Eiji: You have Mr. Walrus to thank for that. Now this is not out of anger, but every act of mayhem is for a reason. Hence the name Methods of Mayhem. Walrus left the MoM because he said we have no mayhem. Well, now it's plenty of mayhem to go around.
Mayhem: Well, thank you for your time gentlemen.
Johnny Mayhem leaves the lockerroom and the Warriors start to get ready for the upcoming match.
Venom is seen backstage getting ready for his match against Walrus when up walks a reporter.
Tedison: Hey Venom, how are you doing?
Venom: I'm fine, thanx for asking.
Tedison: Well I was hoping to ask you a few more questions.
Venom: Well hurry up, I got to get ready.
Tedison: Well Venom, I was just wondering how do you feel about being in one of the most exciting feds in the business today?
Venom: Well I feel great to be apart of the PWF. It is a great opportunity for me to show the clowns here in the back and the rest of the people that Venom is one of the best of all times and that soon enough I will have some gold to prove it.
Tedison: Well Venom i'm glad to see that you are apart of the PWF.
Venom: Thanx.
Tedison: Now tonight on Havoc you make your debut here against a very good opponent in Mr. Walrus, what do you think about this?
Venom: Well I feel pleased that I get an opponent like Walrus instead of some jobber like Gambino. Like come on who does this clown think he is. Just because he holds the PWF World Championship doesn't mean that he can barge into my dressing room and kick me out just because I happen to have a better room than him. And as for the gWo they might walk around here like everyone is afraid of them but guys there's one person right here that ain't afraid of nothing or NO ONE.
Venom pauses for a moment to gather his thoughts and get back to the subject.
Venom: Now back to Mr. Walrus. Well it's plain and simple, you see yes I might be new around here and yes Walrus is considered a vet but tonight when we step into the ring he will feel the wrath of my bite.
Tedison: Well Venom I hope you do get your first win here tonight but Venom...
The Reporter is all of a sudden cut off when Heelmaster comes in and gets face to face with Venom.
Venom: Who the hell are you?
Heelmaster: I'm the guy who just interupted your debut, ass-clown. Too dumb to realize that or somethin'?
Heelmaster pushes Venom to the ground and chuckles.
Heelmaster: Newbies, f*ckin' newbies.
He turns to face the camera.
Heelmaster: Tonight, I WILL face Mr. Walrus tonight, not some newbie. I'm going to show that little cocky s*it who is boss, and I don't mean Tony Danza.
The reporter who is still holding the mic, DOESN'T laugh. Heelmaster turns to him.
Heelmaster: ...?
Tedison: What?
Heelmaster: You didn't find my joke funny?
Tedison: ...I...I...j...just didn't g..get it...
Heelmaster grabs the mic off him, and pushes him to the ground too. By now Venom is standing slightly behind Heelmaster, and is watching with in bemused interest.
Heelmaster: Dumb f*ck. I've got another thing to say too...Showstopper...i'm going to get you, get you good. No matter what you say, i'm not finished with you yet old boy. Not for a long time.
He slams the mic down, and walks away, taking notice of the "dirty look" so to speak, from Venom. The camera cuts.
The camera cuts to Inmate getting a cup of coffee, the cup looks like a small skull, just like the one Sabre was screwing around with. Inmate checks to see if anyone is coming but doesn't see the camera and he pulls a small steel flask from the inside of his shirt and pours a clear liquid into the cup of coffee. He then takes a sip of the coffee
Inmate: Ahhhhhh now that's the @#%$.
Johnny Mayhem taps inmate on the shoulder and he drops his cup of coffee and jaw jacks Mayhem and he drops like a boulder
Mayhem: WHAT THE @#%$ WAS THAT FOR!!!!!
Inmate: You don't wanna get your ass kicked, then don't sneak up on me ya friggin idiot.
Mayhem holds up his and for Inmate to help him up but Inmate pours himself anothe cup of coffee and Mayhem growls and gets up on his own
Mayhem: A little manners would help your persona there.
Inmate: Let's think about that. An escaped murder convict being nice and considerate. Not gonna happen there jackass.
Now what the hell do you want?
Mayhem: Gambino sent me here to tell you that ....
Inmate: Shutup! Lemme guess He wants me to take out somebody because he knows that he can't get it done without MVD holding his hand and telling him what to do.
Mayhem: Well actually yea but...
Inmate: Did I tell you you could talk? I didn't think so. Now tell me who's ass I get to kick.
Mayhem: I was told that you're supposed to be fac....
Inmate: SPIT IT OUT YA FRIGGIN IDIOT!!!
Mayhem: Big Poppa.
Inmate: What the hell is this about! I kicked his ass along with Hunt's at Armaggedon. What the hell am I doing this for?
Mayhem: I'm not sure.
Inmate: SHUTUP! It was a rhetorical question dumbass! Make yourself useful and take a little message to both Gambino and Havok.
Mayhem: Why Havok?
Inmate: QUIT ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS! Tell Gambino to quit giving me his trash. Oh and let him know to get an Undertaker ready cause Poppa is gonna get murdered by yours truly.
Mayhem: But what about Havok?
Inmate: If you'd shut your trap I'd tell you ya friggin moron! Tell Havok to shine his title belt and hold it close at night because come The King of the Deathmatch THE GOLD IS MINE!!!!!
Stanyer: Well this next match is the six man tag match that was booked earlier. It should be interesting, as Golgotha v Hunt has already been signed for the PPV. And we think Ultimate Warriors v Gods of War may be added to the card very soon.
Dawg: Golgotha v Hunt for the Lightweight title, don't forget that.
Stanyer: Yes, and Golgotha has informed everyone that he will not defend his title until then.
Dawg: Which he can do, if he wants to. He only has to defend it every so many days.
Stanyer: Rather greedy if you ask me.
The lights are turned off and red laser lights flash through out the arena and then pyro goes off on the stage and People=Shit hits and out walks Jason Hunt with a confident strut. Jason raises his hands in the air and then he walks down to the ring and when he gets in the ring he flexes his muscles then climbs up to the ropes and raises his arms and hands again.
James: Introducing from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing 220lbs, Jason Hunt.
The arena darkens as the gong to signify the start "Wherever I may Roam" By Metallica is heard. The opening to the music plays through, then as the powerful drum beat kicks in, Fire Explodes from the stage. Through the fire walks Alexander and Kull. They look to the crowd and the crowd explodes. They March to the ring and Kull climbs the turnbuckle and raises his sword.
James: Introducing at a combined weight of 513lbs, Alexander and Kull, The Gods of War Crowd Cheers loudly
The huanted remix of Racktes and Drapes "Personal Jesus" blasts across the Arena. We see the words "The truth is..." come across the Ultratron as Golgotha comes out. The Hardcore Christian has a Gold bible in his right hand. Cole T. Profit, Golgothas business associate, is close behind him. Golgotha takes a knee and opens the Bible. The line "Reach out and touch faith" hits and pyros go off. The duo make their way to the ring. Golgotha high fives the fans and Profit hands out $20's to them. Golgotha gets to the ring, climbs on the turnbuckle and raises his arms to the Heavens.
James: Introducing, from Skull Canyon, Arizona, weighing 224lbs, "The Hardcore Christian" Golgotha.
Suddenly the lights dim to a dark blue, and the titantron goes completely black. After a few seconds, "Blood Brothers" by Papa Roach blasts throughout the arena, and a massive dragon flies across the titantron. The dragon flies back and forth, then quickly flies toward the screen, unleashing a huge blast of fire. As the fire fades away, the words 'The Ultimate Warriors' appear across the screen, and Eiji Jubei and Law Hiyabusa walk out onto the ramp below the tron. Both men come to a hault as they reach the top of the ramp, and raise their arms in the air. Simultaneously, two blasts of pyro descend from the raftors, cross in midair, and collide with each side of the ramp. The two men proceed to make their way down the ramp and slide in the ring. In the ring, the lights form a giant MoM in the center in gold and black.
James: Introducing from Japan, at a combined weight of 371lbs, Law Hiyabusa & Eiji Jubei, the Ultimate Warriors
Report:Alexander starts out against Eiji. The two tie up, Alexander takes Eiji into a hammerlock, but Alexander uses his power to reverse into a top wristlock, Alexander then pushes Eiji into a neutral corner before delivering a powerful right hook to the gut. Alexander then delivers a couple of straight right hands to the face before he sends Eiji to the opposite turnbuckle where he follows in, but Eiji slingshots over Alexander. Eiji lands behind Alexander and then delivers a Spinning Heel Kick as Alexander turns around. He gets ups shaking his head from the blow. Eiji delivers a series of swift forearms and then sends Alexander to the ropes, but he reverses, only to see Eiji do a Handspring into the ropes and then land on his feet and catch Alexander with a reverse Elbow. Eiji then makes a tag to Golgotha who jumps over the top rope. Alexander moves across the ring quickly and makes a tag to his partner, Kull. The Lightweight champs ties up with Kull and then battle to see who can overpower the other. Neither succeeds and they are forced to break their collar and elbow tie up. Instead of tying up again, Kull nails Golgotha with a right hand, taking him by surprise. While Golgotha recovers from the stunning blow, Kull comes off the ropes and catches Golgotha with a Spinning Wheel Kick. Golgotha gets to his feet quickly. Kull kicks him in the gut and then hooks both arms and delivers a Tiger Driver. Kull covers. 1 ..2 Golgotha kicks out. Kull pulls Golgotha up and takes him over to his corner where he tags in Jason Hunt. He holds Golgotha so Hunt can deliver a big punch to the gut. Hunt then lifts Golgotha up and delivers a Back Breaker. Hunt then gets up and drops an aggressive elbow drop. Hunt pulls Golgotha up and mocks him with a couple of slaps across his face. He then delivers a hard uppercut which sends Golgotha sprawling into the ropes. Hunt pushes him into the ropes and then sends him off. He then springs high into the air and delivers a Picture Perfect Dropkick to the face. Hunt then holds both arms out to the crowd, showing off.
Stanyer: Jason Hunt is definitely not short on arrogance.
Dawg: Which is one reason why he has had quite a few run-ins with the gWo.
While Hunt is showing off, Golgotha tags out to Law, who comes in and quickly forearms Hunt in the back of the head. Law then delivers a series of forearms to Hunt's face, backing him into the ropes. Law then sends Hunt off the ropes and then takes him down with a Flying Back Elbow. Hunt gets back up and is then promptly taken down with a perfect Hurricanranna into a Pin. 1 .2 Hunt kicks out. Jason gets up, a little stunned. Law grabs him and sends him into the ropes, but Hunt reverses and then hits the Down Syndrome (Tilt a Whirl Driver) and hooks the leg. .1 2 . Law kicks out. A slighty dazed Hunt tags Alexander back in, who pulls Law up and nails a knee to the gut. He then sends Law to the ropes and snaps him over with a Spinebuster. Alexander then mounts Law and delivers some precision right hands. He then pulls him up and tags him Kull. Alexander hoists Law up, so his head is above his shoulders in a Bearhug like grip. Kull, still on the apron, springs up and then springs off the ropes and nearly takes Law's head off with a springboard clothesline. Kull quickly covers. .1 .2 . Law kicks out. Kull pulls Law up and takes him over to his teams corner. He tags Hunt, who starts to climb to the top rope. Kull then lifts Law up onto his shoulders, but facing away from Hunt, who then dives off and takes Law down with a spectacular Flying Bulldog. Hunt hooks the leg. 1 ..2 Eiji comes in to break up the count. Hunt pulls Law up and delivers a Release Northern Lights Suplex, he then takes his time as he walks over to his corner and tags in Alexander.
Dawg: Hunt doesn't seem to be in too much of a rush.
Stanyer: His team have isolated Law Hiyabusa, and he obviously feels that this match is in the bag, although he should be more careful, it only takes one mistake.
Alexander picks up Law and delivers a knee to the gut, he then sends Law to the ropes and then catches him with the Roman Kick (Superkick). Alexander then casually pulls Law up to his feet, but he surprises him and rolls him up in a Small Package. .1 2 .. Alexander kicks out. They both get to their feet, and Alexander levels Law with a clothesline. Alexander then pulls Law up and does a quick throat-cut motion before lifting him onto his shoulders for the Fall of Rome, but Law drops off behind him and hooks his head to deliver the Diving Reverse DDT. Both men stay down for a moment, before starting to crawl to their corners. Both make tags to Hunt and Golgotha respectively. Golgotha charges in and levels Hunt with a clothesline, Kull comes in as well and gets knocking down by a big right hand from Golgotha. Kull gets back up to his feet quickly only to get caught by Eiji, who comes off the top rope with a Cross Body. Alexander comes back for Golgotha, but gets nailed with a Spinning Heel Kick and is sent rolling out of the ring. Hunt catches Golgotha with a right hand and then sends him to the ropes, but Golgotha ducks underneath Hunt's clothesline and then connects with a Spinning Wheel Kick. Hunt gets back up and Golgotha hooks him up and delivers a Snap Suplex, but holds on, he delivers a 2nd Snap Suplex, but he holds on. He then lifts Hunt up and drops him down with a Front Suplex to complete the series. Almost at that same point, Law flips off the top rope with an Upside Down Plancha into Alexander on the outside. Eiji is beating down Kull in the corner. Golgotha covers Hunt. .1 ..2 . Hunt kicks out. Golgotha pulls Hunt back up, and goes for the Crucifixion (Praying Powerbomb). But Hunt drops down and then gets in an undetected Low Blow. He then hooks up Golgotha and delivers the DownSizer (Mu-Ken). 1 2 . Eiji breaks up the pinning combination. Hunt gets to his feet while Law rolls back into the ring, he and Eiji speak to each other, then wait for Hunt to stand before delivering Dual Superkicks. Golgotha makes the cover while Eiji and Law make sure Alexander and Kull can't break the count. .1 2 3!!!!
Golgotha & Ultimate Warriors d. Gods of War & Jason Hunt
8:03 Pinfall
Stanyer: The Methods of Mayhem pick up the win, with a little bit of luck attached.
Dawg: A lot of luck if you ask me, the Gods of War & Hunt should have won, they had victory in their hands, and let it slip through their fingers.
Stanyer: All been said before, but it's too late now, the MoM have won.
The camera cuts to the back where Johnny Mayhem is standing with Mr. Walrus at the Havoc promo set. Walrus looks just a little annoyed as Mayhem begins jabbering.
Mayhem: Well, Walrus, you've now discovered that Venom is not in fact the Spider-Man character, but one of your opponents for tonight. Thoughts?
Walrus: First off, I like you less and less every time I talk to you. Second, Venom is going to get an Ultimate Fighting Championship style lesson in pain.
Mayhem: You learned UFC techniques?
Walrus: No, but I plan to choke him a lot, so that's pretty close.
Mayhem: True. What are your thoughts on the Heelmaster?
Walrus: He thinks he's all cool because he's evil, but he's not. I mean geeze, what kind of a heel only uses arm bars and shite like that? That's so fackin' boring! A good heel needs a chainsaw or something.
Mayhem: Chainsaw?
Walrus: Yeah, anyway, Heelmaster is going to get it UFC style too.
Mayhem: You're going to choke him too?
Walrus: No, I'm going to give him a bunch of punches and kicks, get taken down, then fluke out and knock him unconcious.
Mayhem: We really need to take away your TV, don't we?
Walrus: No! It's my strategizing tool!
The camera cuts to Jason Stanyer and Dave Harley at ringside.
The scene cuts to Anthony Frost, in the back with the Russians
Frost: Hello and Welcome ba......
Wowbowski: Frost, Zatknis, ve talk, you shut up.
Frost: ( muttering ) why do i ALWAYS have to do their interviews
Wowbowski: Vun thing has been buggink us Vrussians since ve get back to gWo
Cossak: Da, vun thing
Wowbowski: Vhen ve vere on break, ve come back, and no Hardcore tag titles for us Vrussians. A sad day
Cossak: Sad indeed
Wowbowski: Ve never lose titles, ve never fight to defend them. Ve get stripped, and ve vant OUR titles backski!
Cossak: Da. Ve vant OUR Titles!
Wowbowski: Ve Deserve Match to get titles back, ve DEMAND match to get titles back. Becase ve are rightful owner of beltski's
Cossak: Da, Ve are.
Wowbowski: Vould you shut up already Cossak, you are vreally starting to annoy me vith this Da.. this.. Da.. that...Zatknis!
Cossak: Da alright
Wowbowski: there you go again!
Cossak: Da i stop now.
Wowbowski: Ve vant our title back, ve vill have our title back.
Cossak: Da....
looks at Wowbowski, then starts to walk away slowly, then a bit faster, until he is moving fairly quickly down the halls, just out of reach of Wowbowski's grasp
We see the PWF Hardcore Tag Team Champions, Brutal Force, backstage watching the Russians on a monitor. Leroy is thoughtfully rubbing his chin, but Barry has amean look in his eye.
Leroy: "Interesting, very interesting."
Barry: "..."
Leroy: "I think we should respond..."
Suddenly, a very bad, tinny version of 'Rythm of the Night' is heard. Leroy frantically pats down his clothes and pulls out a mobile phone.
Leroy: "Ooops, sorry. I just need to take this."
Leroy answers the phone.
Leroy: "Hello, is hierdie my jy kyk vir?"
Barry: "..."
Leroy covers the mouthpiece and talks to Barry.
Leroy: "Sorry, be right there. Damn, it's a bad connection. I can hardly hear a thing."
Leroy backs away from the camera and covers his free ear with his hand to try and block out other sounds. Barry looks very pissed off.
Barry: "..."
Leroy: (shouting into the phone) "WAT?"
Barry: "..."
Leroy: (to phone) "WAT?"
Barry: "..."
Leroy: (still on the phone) "WAT?"
Barry: "..."
Leroy hangs up the phone.
Leroy: "It must be all this equipment. I will call them back later. So, The Russians. I think we need to explain something to them. You see guys, we..."
Barry pushes Leroy out of the way and looks right into the camera.
Barry: "You think these belts are yours?"
They hold up their PWF Hardcore Tag Team Championship belts.
Barry: "You think the PWF Hardcore Tag Team Championship belongs to you? You think we aren't the TRUE champions? Well, **** you and **** what you think!"
Barry holds up his barbwire covered PWF Hardcore Tag team Championship belt.
Barry: "You see that barbwire? You that blood that stains it, that skin caught on the barbs? That is my blood and my skin. I took out an enitire side of electrified barbwire to allow us to win these titles. Then I ripped this barbwire out of my arm, and wrapped it around this belt. I did that for a reason. I did it show that these belts belong to us, that we own these belts. But more importantly, the CHAMPIONSHIP belong to us, we ARE the champions!"
Barry paces back and forth, Leroy is staring at him.
Barry: "But what is a champion? Is it the belt that makes the champion? No, it is the champion that makes the belt. When do you become the champion? Is it when you win the belt? No, it is when you prove you are able to defend the belt! And that is what we have done, Leroy and I have defended these belts against all comers, we don't back down, we don't lose. We ARE the champions!
More pacing
Barry: "You say you never lost these belts? Bullsh*t! You lost these belts the second you were unable to defend them. At that moment, you lost the right to call yourself champions. We are able to defend these belts. We are the most brutal tag team in the world today. We are Brutal Force! We ARE the PWF HARDCORE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! And there is nothing, and I do mean nothing, you can do about it."
Leroy quickly steps in, he has a serious look on his face.
Leroy: "Uhh.. great intensity Barry. Why don't you wipe the foam from your mouth and let me finish this one, huh?"
Barry nods.
Leroy: "Well, that is our position. However, we are looking for good opponents. And we freely admit that they don't come much better than The Russians. Hell, we used to watch you guys in the MOWE. We would be honoured to fight you. So, how about it? The Russians Vs. Brutal Force. In Japan. To find out who the true KINGS of the Deathmatch are. And who these belts really belong to."
Leroy smiles.
Leroy: "But, don't forget, The 'Bruce' guaran-damn-tees that Brutal Force are going to kick your lekkers-asses all over Japan."
Leroy raises one eyebrow and strikes a familiar pose.
Leroy: "As jy watterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... Brutale Krag ruik... is... kook!"
Fade out
Stanyer: Well it looks like we have another match signed for the King of the Death Match. The card is already looking fantastic, and it's by no means complete yet.
Dawg: Didn't you just tell me that there is a change to this next match?
Stanyer: Yes indeed, this match was Venom v Mr Walrus, but it has been made Heelmaster v Walrus v Venom in a Triple Threat Match.
Dawg: Interesting, very interesting.
All of a sudden the arena darken and the sound of hissing snakes can be heard throughout the building. Then green lights start to flicker and Seek and Destroy by Metallica hits and out walks Venom from behind the curtain. Venom makes his way to the ring taunting the crowd. Venom then slides in under the bottom rope and begins to taunt the crowd again as the crowd boos.
James: Introducing from Death Valley, California, weighing 297lbs, Venom.
"CUBErt" by System of a Down hits as the lights turn a pale blue. A black and blue spiral appears on the video screen. A cartoon warlus head is at the centre of spiral. As the song gets heavier, the walrus' eyes turn into spirals like the one in the background. When the song explodes, the walrus begins laughing maniacally. Mr. Walrus walks through the curtain and onto the stage. He stops at the top of the ramp and does a little dance before proceeding down the ramp. He hops onto the apron and steps through the ropes before doing another little dance. He then goes to his corner to await the beginning of the match.
James: Introducing, from Ravencroft Mental Institution, weighing 266lbs, Mr Walrus.
"Negative Space" by Spineshank hits as the lights go black. Blue strobes light the building up for brief instants at a time. The Heelmaster, Kevin Shane, walks onto the ramp and flips the entire crowd off. He makes several lewd gestures to make the fans boo him even more. He then walks down to the ring, laughing to himself and bad mouthing several fans. He steps into the ring and motions for everyone to kiss his ass.
James: Introducing from Pitsburgh, Pennysylvania, weighing 257lbs, The Heelmaster.
Report: Heelmaster immediately starts out the match by nailing Walrus with a viscious right hand. Venom comes in and tries to catch Heelmaster unawares, but he sees him coming and nails him with a right hnad as well. Heelmaster delivers a Fury Punch to Venom, who goes down and then pulls himself up holding his nose. Heelmaster then turns his attention back to Walrus and starts to lay into him with right hands in the corner. Venom grabs Heelmaster from behind and then hits a Back Drop. Venom then turns towards Walrus, who dives out and takes him down by the waist and starts to pound Venom with right hands to his face. Heelmaster kicks Walrus in the back of his head. He then pulls him up and runs with him before throwing him clean over the top rope. Heelmaster then turns back to Venom. He nails him with a right hand and then sends him to the ropes and knocks him down with a Back Elbow. Heelmaster then pulls Venom's arm out and stamps on it. Walrus is climbing back up onto the apron. Heelmaster runs and nails him with a forearm sending him flying back to the outside. Heelmaster then turns back to Venom who catches Heelmaster with a punch in the gut. Heelmaster recovers, but takes a 2nd blow. Venom then gets up and delivers a DDT to Heelmaster. Venom pulls Heelmaster up to his feet and takes him over to the corner. He nails a few right hands and then follows it up with a couple of shoulder blocks. He then pulls Heelmaster out and sends him to the ropes. Walrus is on the outside and he low bridges the top rope so Heelmaster topples over and falls to the outside. Venom then runs and Baseball Slides Walrus backwards into the barricade.
Stanyer: These Triple Threat matches are tough on all the competitors, as while you fight one man, you have to know where the other guy is at all times, otherwise you get blind-sided.
Dawg: It's the way it goes in these kind of matches.
Venom quickly grabs Walrus and whips him hard into the steel steps. He then charges in with his knee, but Walrus moves out of the way and Venom's knee crashes into the steps. Walrus then starts to stomp on Venom's knee. While he does, Heelmaster comes from behind and goes for a clothesline, but Walrus seems to sense him and ducks underneath. Heelmaster spins around and Walrus unloads on him with right hands. Walrus then rolls Heelmaster into the ring, where he moves into the corner. Walrus climbs into the ring and starts to stomp a Mudhole in Heelmaster when he has finished he pulls him to his feet and delivers a standing Powerslam, Walrus hooks the leg. 1 2 . Heelmaster kicks out. Venom grabs Walrus from behind in a waistlock, but Walrus rolls around to counter and delivers the Tusk Drop (Full Nelson Face Drop). Walrus covers. .1 2 Venom kicks out. Walrus gets up and bounces off the ropes and does the Crazy Legs Knee Drop. Heelmaster starts to get to his feet, Walrus attacks him with right hands, but Heelmaster gets in a thumb to the eye. Heelmaster then sends Walrus to the ropes and then hits a Drop Toe Hold, Walrus goes Headfirst into the Family Jewels of Venom, who rolls out of the ring very quickly. Heelmaster stands over Walrus and locks on a Sitting Reverse Armbar, wrenching back, torquing the elbow of Walrus. However Walrus manages to pull himself to the ropes and break the hold. Heelmaster pulls Walrus up and throws him into the corner. He delivers a Reverse Elbow, and then starts to choke him before whipping him to the opposite corner. Venom is back in the ring, and he suddenly charges at Walrus and splashes him in the corner and then hooks his head and runs out and delivers a Running Bulldog. Venom covers .1 Heelmaster kicks him in the back of his head. Heelmaster then delivers kicks and punches pushing Venom back into the turnbuckle. Heelmaster then lifts Venom up onto the top turnbuckle before climbing up and delivering a Superplex. Heelmaster floats into a cover. ..1 2 Walrus dives to break up the count.
Stanyer: Nobody has really been able to get an advantage in this match, nobody has been able to incapacitate one man, so they can work on the other guy.
Dawg: And if you incapacitate one for long enough to get a pin, the other guy will make sure you don't get the pinfall.
Heelmaster pulls Walrus up angrily, he slams him into the turnbuckle and then starts to pound him with viscious body shots. He then whips him hard to the opposite turnbuckle and then charges in and nails him with a clothesline. Walrus staggers out and Heelmaster locks him up and delivers a Fisherman's Suplex. .1 2 Walrus kicks out. Heelmaster is about to pull Walrus up, when Venom hooks him around the neck from behind and delivers the Neck Crank. Heelmaster collapses to the mat, Venom covers. 1 2 Heelmaster kicks out. Walrus tries to attack Venom with a right hand, but Venom blocks it and then lifts Walrus up in a Military Press, showing off his strength. But somehow, Walrus manages to unbalance Venom and he drops down onto his chest for a cover. ..1 ..2 . Venom powers him off. Venom gets to his feet quickly, only to get caught by Heelmaster who hooks him from behind and delivers a Dragon Suplex. Heelmaster then turns towards Walrus who lifts him up and delivers a Spinebuster. Walrus then walks around Heelmaster and kicks his shoulder, signalling for the Walrus Elbow. Walrus comes off one rope, then the other and then does the Do the Walrus strut and then delivers the Walrus Elbow. He hooks the leg for the cover. .1 ..2 .. Heelmaster just gets his shoulder up. Walrus gets up, but walks backwards into Venom, who kicks him in the gut as he turns around and then delivers the Venom Drop (Hangman's DDT). Venom stands up and does a little throat cut motion as if to say it's all over. But Heelmaster is half way to his feet, and he just dives and spears Venom down and then motions over his body to lock in Ultimate Heat (Ultimate Armbar). He wrenches back, and Venom has no choice but to tap out.
Heelmaster d. Venom & Walrus
9:56 Submission
Stanyer: Heelmaster picks up the win in a chaotic match.
Dawg: All three men hit their finishers, but it was my man, Heelmaster who came out with the win.
Stanyer: Your man. Don't go saying that too often.
Dawg: What do you mean?
Stanyer: Nothing.
{Commerical Break}
** A old black and white tape of wrestling starts to play as two old men wrestle in the ring. Then a huge cuts starts from teh top and goes all the way to the bottom as Eraser steps through the backdrop which the match was playing on. Eraser is wearing a white t-shirt that has his name stamped on it in the fron./ He walks up to the camera as the film still goes on. **
Eraser- You think you guys got what it takes to be one of use. You think you can do what we do.
** The screen switches to some of the most hardcore and dangerous matches that has ever happen in the PWF. The cut back to Eraser who is now backwards on a chair at a table **
Eraser- So you think you want to be a wrestler. Well......
** A huge PWF logo slams into the screen. **
Eraser- You think you are hard enough come try us.
** Eraser stands up from the table as Thorn, Kidd, Power-G, MVD, Crusader, Blackbird, Bloodbath, and Gambino all walk into the screen and all have a white t-shirt on with their names on it. Then the screen cuts off as the PWF logo flashes and then cuts off **
{End Commercial}
Q-Zee's music plays and he makes his way down to the ring half way down the aisle he stops and then the pyros go off and Masta P's music starts to play, Masta P makes his way out and the two make thair way into the ring. When they ge in the ring Masta P signals for a microphone
Masta P: Its about time somebody brought some badness to Cape Town
The crowd go wild and Masta P takes A second to agnoledge the cheap pop he has just recived
Masta P: tonight is a very historic night because not only are you people seeing the official debut of The Playaz club but its also the official first night of THE END of the gWo.
The crowd all cheer and Q-Zee stands on the ring post playing to the fans
Masta P: Because you see Q-Zee, Davey K, and your truley are sick and tired of coming out here every Havoc or Armageddon and busting our asses and then getting screwed by Gambino , MVD or one of their bitches.
The crowd boo loadly at the sound of Gambino and MVD
Masta P: So what are the playaz club gonna do, well i'll tell you , to succeed in the PWF you need gold and trust me when i say thier is a lot of gold in the future for the playaz club. But the future is the future, and i dont wanna wait any longer, so tonight The P&Z connection is making a challange to MR Virtual Dick and Power Gimp to come down to this ring, put your titles on the line, and get their asses kicked bad boy style.
A huge Masta P chant Is heard throught the arena, as Masta P paces around the ring
Masta P: I mean how are you two dilholes even Champions, we've got MVD who is the biggest @#%$ walking the planet and the we have Power G. What the deal with him and the Real McCoy, the guy speaks for him, whatelse does he do, apart from crap of course, because theirs no way the amount of crap that comes out of McCoy is generated by one person.
The crowd all fall apart with laughter as does Q-Zee
Masta P: I mean McCoy why dont you go one step futher and just stick your hand up his a#s and controll him that way
more laughter is heard from the crowd
Masta P: so boys get yourselves down here and prepare to lose those belts of yours because PLAYTIME'S OVER
Q-Zee then signals to Masta P to give him the microphone and Masta P hands it over
Q-Zee takes the mic off Masta P and stands in the centre on the ring! He swivels his head to the left listening to the capacity croup chant his name, he then slowly swivels his head to the right looking at all the screaming fans at the other side of the stadium. He slowly brings the microphone to his mouth.
Q-Zee: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighhhhhhhhhhht!!!!!!!
The crowd erupt with a chant: Q-Zee, Q-Zee, Q-Zee!
Q-Zee: Ladies and Gentlemen, all my players and pimps around the arena! As masta P says, things are gonna change in the PWF! Starting with new tag team champions!! MVD you sorry as looser and Power G you pair of punk mother fukers, were comin for your bling bling!!!
No longer will the GWO be the dominating force in the PWF, No longer will they be able to team up on innocent wrestlers and interfere with matches!
The Crowd Boo and his as the GWO are mentioned!
Q-Zee: Introducing Masta P, Q-Zee and Davey K. the hottest new Stable to hit the PWF!
THE PLAYAZ CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aiigght!!!!!
The arena erupts once more with a chant
PLAYAZ CLUB! PLAYAZ CULB! PLAYAZ CLUB!
The chants continue as the crowd go wild.
Suddenly MVD, Power G and the Real McCoy walk out. McCoy has the mic.
McCoy: Wait, just wait a minute you two.
McCoy is pacing back and forth infront of MVD and Power G.
McCoy: So, you two morons are here to ignite the....
McCoy impersonates Masta P but does it so he is mocking him
McCoy (Impersonating): official first night of the end of the gWo ?
We can see and hear MVD laughing in the background.
McCoy: Oh come on, you two couldn't put the end to a Pizza. You really think that two little people like you can bring the end of the gWo. The OutKasts couldn't do it, nobody has done it so what makes you two and Davek K can even put a scratch on the surface of the gWo, nevermind bring the biggest and best stable in the PWF to it's knee's?
McCoy: And what the hell are you called? "The Playaz Club" ?
The crowd cheers.
McCoy: Well, that's always a bad sign. When a crowd cheers at your name, you know you are doing something wrong. Just ask Gambino. He realised it. It seems you're in the party where only punishment gets messages through. At the end of tonight you'll be thinking a different way. We didn't get where we are today by talking. We did it by action. I've seen them all, even the best and the most confident, come out and talk about how they'll take the title, how they'll kill their opponent, how they'll dish out the pain and how they'll end the night champions. And yet most of them fail.
McCoy: You two losers will follow the rest of them.
McCoy chucks the mic to MVD.
MVD takes the mic and is about to speak but gets cut off by a huge asshole chant ringing around the stadium
MVD: - Why can't you foreign pieces of trash do me a favour and shut the fuk up!!!!!!
The boos become louder and louder
MVD: - So, look at these 2 hood rats. Just a couple of ghetto bitches, still wet behind the ears obviously, as you keep coming back so the gWo so can kick your ass even more! ya know what, there is no room for "The Backstreet Boyz" or whatever you call yourselves in this business.
What you guys don't realise is that Mr gWo, namely Matt..Van..Dam (2 thumb pose) owns this company, not Pellington, ME!!
You have to ask my permission before you can step into my ring, and you certainly need my permission before you get your skanky ghetto claws on the "bling bling".
You wanna challenge the GREEN WORLD ORDER to a tag title match?
We have Master Of P, with the worst win/loss record in wrestling history, hell even the Brooklyn Brawler won more matches you son!
And then we have Queasey! The shadow of the Superstar!
You kinda remind me of another punk the gWo ran out of here, Rye Hazwaki! ( A Rye chant kicks up around the arena).
A wrestler with talent, oh hell yeah he was talented, but just like you, he had a bad wardrobe and messed with the wrong Gangsta, but he lived also lived in the shadow and a bigger much better wrestler........... Crusader Chrome!
So, Master of P the least most successful pimp in pimpin! and Queasey, the model for the Davey K sex doll, bring your guns, your drive-bys, your smokes and your fake plastic cocks! because it ain't nuttin but an MVD and a Power -G Thang!
Mu...Ha...ha
MVD suddenly drops the mic as he and Power G charge ringside and slide straight into battle via the apron!
Report: Power G and MVD slide into the ring and MVD starts to exchange right hands with Masta P, while Power G and Q-Zee battle. The Playaz Club get the upper hand and knock the gWo into opposite corners and continue to lay into them with right hands. Q-Zee & Masta P then whip the gWo members out directly into each other and then as then bounce off each other they hit stereo clotheslines. MVD rolls out of the ring to the floor, while Q-Zee picks up Power G and Masta P is sent to the corner by the referee, Carlton Rock. Q-Zee sends Power G to the ropes and then delivers a one man Flapjack. As Power G holds his stomach, Q-Zee makes the cover. 1 .2 . Power G kicks out quite easily. Q-Zee picks up Power G and throws him into his corner. He nails him with a couple of body shots before tagging in Masta P. The two men stomp down Power G in the corner before Carlton Rock finally gets Q-Zee to leave the ring. Masta P pulls Power G out and then sends him to the ropes before sending him sky high in the air with a back body drop. Power G then gets to his feet only to stagger into Masta P who simply lifts him high above his head in a Gorilla Press before letting him fall behind him. Masta P tags Q-Zee, who climbs to the top rope and dives off delivering a Perfect Flying Elbow Drop to Power G before hooking the leg. 1 .2 Power G kicks out. Q-Zee pulls Power G up and delivers a Side Suplex, he then comes off the ropes and delivers a knee drop. Q-Zee then pulls Power G up and tags in his partner. Masta P lifts Power G up into a Military Press. Q-Zee kneels down and Masta P drops Power G onto Q-Zee's outstretched knee. Masta P goes for the cover. ..1 2 Power G kicks out. Masta P pulls Power G up and sends him to the ropes before lifting him up and then dropping him Snake Eyes on the top rope. Masta P tags in Q-Zee who pulls Power G to the middle of the ring and then sets him up for a Powerbomb. But as he lifts Power G up, he counters with a Hurricanranna. Although Q-Zee rolls through to his feet, Power G still has enough time to dive and make a tag to MVD.
Dawg: Now the Playaz Club will feel some pain.
Stanyer: Do you ever stop going on about MVD?
Dawg: Let me think No.
MVD comes in and immediately starts to deliver some fast forearms on MVD. He then quickly sends Q-Zee to the ropes and then knocks him down with a Fast Spinning Wheel Kick. Q-Zee gets to his feet, but can't maintain his balance and staggers backwards into the corner. MVD goes in and starts to deliver some quick kicks to the gut and then a Jumping Back Kick to the face. MVD pulls Q-Zee out and then delivers a Snap Suplex. He then spins around and stands over Q-Zee and performs the Old Man Stink taunt before dropping down to deliver some viscious right hands. MVD then picks up Q-Zee and throws him into his corner and then tags in Power G, who leapfrogs over the top rope. G then starts to deliver some seriously heavy knife edge chops to Q-Zee in the corner. G then pulls Q-Zee out and sends him to the ropes where he takes him down with a Flying Elbow Smash. Power G then throws Q-Zee towards his corner, he places his head over the bottom rope, he then walks over to Masta P and gives him a hand sign, which can't be seen. Whatever it was, infuriates Masta P, as he tries to get in the ring. Carlton Rock rushes over to stop him getting in the ring, behind him, MVD drops a leg across the back of Q-Zee's neck, driving his throat into the rope. Eventually Carlton Rock forces Masta P back into his corner, the ref turns around to see Power G tagging out to MVD, who both pick up Q-Zee. Power G whips him to the ropes, while MVD goes to the ropes to the side. Power G delivers a viscious roundhouse kick to the gut, doubling Q-Zee over, so MVD can deliver the FrogAsser. MVD hooks the leg. .1 .2 . Masta P comes in to break up the count. While the referee is busy sending Masta P back to his corner, MVD springs to the top rope, Q-Zee staggers to his feet, MVD dives off and catches Q-Zee with a Flying Kick. MVD finishes right by Power G and makes a tag out. Power G hooks the head of Q-Zee and then delivers the Tiger Leg Sweep and then in the same motion, keeps the knee hooked and simply reaches forward to hook Q-Zee's head for the STF. MVD suddenly gets in the ring and ignores the referee's protests and comes off the ropes and then delivers a Two Footed Dropkick straight to Q-Zee's face. Power G rolls him over and covers, Carlton Rock forces MVD to leave the ring before he will count the pinfall. ..1 2 Q-Zee kicks out.
Dawg: It's looking inevitable now isn't it.
Stanyer: Nothing is ever certain in this business, Q-Zee could get in one counter, which would let Masta P in the ring, and he looks ready to cause some serious havoc.
Power G picks up Q-Zee, but he gets in a couple of body shots and then lifts him up for a Back drop, but Power G lands behind him and locks in a waistlock, but Q-Zee breaks free with a couple of reverse elbows, and then runs into the ropes. Power G lifts him up, but Q-Zee hooks the head and swings around with a DDT. Both men then stay down. They crawl over to their corners and make tags at the same time. Masta P comes in and levels MVD with a clothesline. Power G gets up and goes for Masta P but also gets levelled with a clothesline. Masta P nails MVD with right hands backing him into the corner. Power G charges P, but gets scooped up and driven into the mat with a Sidewalk Slam. MVD gets lifted onto Masta P's shoulders and then driven into the canvas with a DVD. He hooks the leg. ..1 2 .. Power G dives to break up the count. Q-Zee comes in and nails Power G with a kick to the face. He then picks him up and delivers a DDT. He and Masta P then pick up MVD and send him to the ropes, Masta P lifts MVD up and Q-Zee then delivers the Problem Solver. Masta P covers. 1 2 .. Power G manages to break up the count. Masta P pulls MVD up to his feet and sets him up for the Masta Bomb. Behind him Q-Zee sets Power G up for the West Side Slam (Pump Handle Slam). Power G somehow drops behind Q-Zee and hits the G Power Slam. MVD is trying desparately to block the Jacknife. But Masta P lifts flips MVD, but somehow he flips out. Power G is standing behind Masta P. MVD jumps up and delivers the Vandaminator while Power G delivers a Leg Sweep to complete Total Elimination. MVD hooks the leg. 1 .2 .3!!!! MVD & Power G roll out of the ring and collect their titles, while the Playaz Club pound the mat in frustration.
gWo d. Playaz Club
12:57 Pinfall
Stanyer: The gWo pick up the win, but only just, had things been just a tiny bit different, we'd have new tag team champions right now.
Dawg: Hey!! What the hell!!
As the gWo are about to go through the curtain, Poppa & Sabre burst out and nail both members of the gWo with chair shots. They then deliver 2nd shots with the chairs before quickly getting in some right hands. They then scramble down the ramp and then head out through the crowd as the Russians come out to help the gWo.
Stanyer: Well what would you know, Poppa & Sabre just got one over on the gWo.
Dawg: And they will pay for it, nobody does that to MVD, nobody.
"Come Out and Play" by The Offspring hits the speakers throughout the PWF arena. The crowd immediately starts in with their boo's as the new PWF U.S. champion, Silas Parish, walks out onto the entryway in street clothes. The belt is slung over his shoulder and shines under the hot arena lights. With a self-righteous smirk, he makes his way down to the ring and slides in. He takes a moment to bathe in the boo's from the crowd, almost thriving on them, before motioning for a microphone from ringside. He's passed one by some anonymous crew guy and Silas snatches it up.
Parish: "All of you, do me a favor, stick a sock in it for a minute. I have something I have to say and I don't want to talk over all of you!"
The crowd boo's louder, so Silas stands there and waits. And waits. And waits. Finally, he gets pissed off and decides to start regardless of the crowds rudeness.
Parish: "Fine, have it your way. As your NEW PWF U.S. champion, and a more deserving champion there never has been, I'll just pretend you morons respected my wishes. Where should I begin? Oh yes... with the obvious. Homicide... you once proud and extremely overconfident fool you. You did exactly what I said you would. You underestimated me. ME! I mean, there is just no excuse for that. I gave you every warning. I told you outright what your mistakes were and you didn't listen. I feel sorry for you... NOT! If you couldn't get it through your bloody skull that you never... I and do mean NEVER, underestimate me, than you really did deserve everything that you got."
The crowds boo's increase in volume so much, Silas' words are completely drowned out. So he simply falls silent for a few minutes until he can hear himself again.
Parish: "I walked into that U.S. title match with you Homicide as the clear underdog. You were bigger. You have more experience. Heck, you were the champion. You even told me that I wasn't a very good wrestler because I tend to use weaponry and short cuts to gain victories. Then, not only do I defeat you and take your U.S. title away, but I do it with one of the most basic, rookie, old school wrestling moves in existance. A Small Package! I guess thats a double dose of reality to your then monster sized ego. Shame. It did go to prove something though. That no matter whats thrown at me, I AM capable of walking away a winner! With that in mind, I guess its time to find a rightful challenger to MY belt. After all, I AM a fighting champion..."
As soon as he udders the word "champion", the arena blackens, and a scene appears on the Ultratron of a tumbling object spiraling closer and closer in its red and silver existance. It is almost within visibility when it loops out of view, then SMACK! It collides with the screen stamping on the words "RECOGNIZE or REALIZE!" in dripping blood letters. A row of red explosions reach the rafters from the stage, and the lights flicker in a silver and red fiasco until the curtain moves aside, and a new and much more focused Homicide steps through the curtain, and he swaggers down to ringside, sliding into the ring to a huge ovation and motioning for a microphone. He catches it with one hand, still in a dead locked stare with Silas Parish. He stops only feet away, and when the cheers die down, he exposes his feelings in words.
Homicide: "Alright, alright.. I guess I'll have to give credit where credit is due.. Silas, I admit that I underestimated you, as you said I would. I went in ready to fight a five-foot, one-hundred fifty pound man when I should have arrived ready to fight you. I'm not taking anything away from you, I respect you for stepping in the ring with me and putting up a good fight, more so a victory. It hit me blind-sided like a semi, and it was a perfect wake-up call.."
Homicide paces around a minute as the crowd is silenced in shock for Homicide not exploding onto Pitbull, just giving him credit. Then, Homicide stops abruptly on a dime, directly in the face of Parish, and his other-side is now front and center.
Homicide: "It was a wake-up call that is waking a sleeping MASSACRE! *crowd roars* If you think that one measly set back is gonna' stop ME from getting back what I have stood for for so long, this country, you have another thing coming! I gave you all of the glory that I could have, and the two shots that I gave to you should at least equal one rematch, DON'T YOU THINK?"
Parish walks around for a moment thinking, and Homicide decides to add to the challenge he is making.
Homicide: "With that said.. This upcoming Pay Per View, King of the Death Match.. I want a REMATCH!! You OWE me one.. No, wait.. I DESERVE one.. You set down the rules, any road-blocks.. Go ahead.. You know DAMN-WELL that I will break through them in true MASSACRE-fashion, and end up with that belt sooner than later.."
Homicide stops right in front of Parish once again, and finishes up.
Homicide: "So, are you gonna' make this easier on yourself and accept or do I have to convince you? My fists don't mind nor do I.."
Silas stands there, feet from Homicide, and just shakes his head smiling. He waits until Homicide has finished his little show of bravado, then raises the microphone he has.
Parish: "Well, well, well. Homicide, I didn't expect to see you here tonight. What happened? They let you out of the funny farm already? No matter. You say I OWE you a rematch? That you DESERVE a rematch? Well, I have one thing to say about that..."
Silas starts shaking his head "no" and the crowd starts booing and yelling unkind things at him. He pays them no attention, as if he can't even hear them.
Parish: "...No problem!"
The crowd stops dead, then after a brief second, start cheering now.
Parish: "You want a rematch? You'll get a rematch. AT the Pay Per View, I'll step back into the ring with the REAL Boston Massacre and put MY title on the line. I have no problem with that. Whats more, I'll even set the stipulations, as you have so kindly asked me to. Hmmm... well, I think I'm gonna chose a type of match that I've recently grown to like more than a little. A "wrestling" match. No weapons, no short cuts, just a plain old contest to see who the better man is. Kind of like how I beat you the last time. Heh. So hows that Homicide? You think your new focus and your time in a padded room will help you this time? I hope so."
Parish waits for a response.
Homicide, only feet away, stares deep into the eyes of Silas Parish for a moment with an angry sneer on his face, then he holds the mic back up to his lips and finishes.
Homicide: "A singles match? A one vs. one match between His Massacreness and The Pitbull? The lopsided on paper and upset last Havoc match? THAT ONE?"
Parish stares at Homicide strangely trying to figure out what point he is trying to make clear, but coming up blank. Homicide doesn't even blink, just carries on..
Homicide: "Well, what the hell do you expect me to say? NO? ..You're DAMN-RIGHT I'll take you up on your match..."
The crowd roars at the announcement, and Homicide extends a hand to Parish, and after a moment of tension, he reaches out his as well and they shake hands in agreement. Then, Homicide pulls him closer and pokes a finger into Pitbull's shoulder and then shakes it at him violently as he makes his last words.
Homicide: "I recognize my problem and it is out of the way.. Your problem is standing before you, and you better RECOGNIZE it.. or come King of the Death Match, you wont walk out so lucky, if AT ALL!!"
"Look Me In My Eyes" by Scarface hits the speakers of the Havoc arena, and Homicide gives a sinister laugh right in the face of Silas before he turns his back on him, drops his microphone, and exits the ring. He then staggers backward in a dead-locked stare with Parish once again all the way up the ramp, showing both of each other's hate and respect for each other until he turns and disappears behind the curtain.
Parish: "What a freak!"
Parish drops his own microphone and exits the ring after Homicide.
Stanyer: Well we have just one more match before our big main event, where Crusader puts his career on the line against Gambino, for a shot at the World Title.
Credit: Brendan Seeley
"Amityville" by Eminem hits as Inmate walks down to the ring, he has an angry look on his face as slides into the ring and then climbs the turnbuckle and raises both arms to the crowd.
James: Introducing from Amityville, Maine, weighing 279lbs, Inmate 61969
The lights begin to dim and the fans quiet down in anticipation. The words "Real Show" fade in and out on the dark UltraTron, and the lights suddenly turn on and fire works blast off as a customized version of Limp Bizkit's My Way starts up
James: "Coming to the ring at this time, weighting in at 285 pounds, 'The Real Show' Big Poppa!
The audience goes mad as Big Poppa emerges through the Havoc curtains. He does a air-guitar taunt to the tune of the song, and dances down to the ring
Report: The two men circle each other, both men are really up for this match. They tie up, Inmate pushes Poppa back into a corner, but Poppa fights back with a couple of well placed knees to the gut of Inmate forcing him to release his grip. Poppa then delivers a couple of straight rights to Inmate putting his full weight behind them. Inmate comes back and delivers a couple of big knife-edge chops to the chest of Poppa. Inmate then whips Poppa to the ropes, Poppa slides underneath Inmate's legs. Poppa tries to German Suplex Inmate, but Inmate stands his ground and elbows Poppa off him. Inmate goes for a clothesline but Poppa ducks and Back Body Drops Inmate up and over the top rope, but Inmate manages to grab the top rope with two hands as Poppa Back Body Drops him and Inmate lands on the apron and ducks down to shoulder charge Poppa in the gut and then slings himself up and delivers a two footed dropkick through the ropes to the face of Poppa. Poppa is sent staggering backwards as Inmate climbs back in the ring. Inmate waits for Poppa to turn around before hitting a hard knife-edge chop to the chest of Poppa. Inmate then whips Poppa to the ropes. Inmate waits for Poppa to get close to him then sidesteps him and helps him to go over the top rope to the floor. Inmate rolls out of the ring. Inmate picks up Poppa and rams his head into the barricade. Then Inmate whips Poppa into the steel steps. Inmate stands over Poppa and hangs onto the bottom rope as he delivers a few stomps to the chest of Poppa. Inmate picks up Poppa and delivers a Snap Suplex on the floor. Inmate then paces around his opponent.
Stanyer: Wow Inmate showing his wrestling side..thats a real first!
Dawg: Poppas not doing to well
The 2 men rolls back into the ring, Inmate tries a punch but Poppa ducks it but gets a kick as he turns. Inmate tries for the Death Sentence but Poppa throws him into the ref knocking him out. Suddenly out of nowhere Havok runs out and slides in the ring, He waits behind Inmate who tries the Death Sentence again but Poppa pushes him away again this time meeting the foot of Havok in The Devastation Kick. The ref begins to get to his feet as Poppa makes the cover and Havok runs out. The ref counts .1 .2 ..3!!!
Stanyer: That was a little cheap!
Dawg: So was your mother last night!
Stanyer: What was that!?
Dawg: Oh nothing nothing at all!
{Commercial Break}
**Three kids are playing dice on a street corner**
Billy- Wheres the cream filling?
Tom- Thats a stupid commercial.
Jack- Is not!
Billy- Yeah! Hostess RULES!
Tom- No!
Jack- Yeah! **Begins to cry**
**Suddenly, Sabre and Big Poppa come out of no where.**
Big Poppa- What seems to be the problem, boys?
Jack- Ta-tom said Hostess is stupid.
Tom- No I didn
Sabre- I think I heard enough. Poppa, you know what to do.
**Big Poppa and Sabre whip out rings put them on their fingers, and yell out**
Sabre and Poppa- PAP-IZE!
**Theres a big poof of smoke, and when it clears, corny music plays and Big Poppa and Sabre are dressed up in superhero costumes.**
All Three Kids: Whoa! Its Moonsault Man and his partner Purple Paptizer!
Purple Paptizer: Thats right kids! Its time to stop your silly fighting over those fatty hostess treats!
Moonsault Man: Yeah! Its time to have a new hip after-school snack that everyone will agree on.
**Enter superhero music.**
Voice- Thats right, prepare to eat Sab-Pops! The next generation of treats! Moms and kids alike approve of these natural flavored suckers. With two Super flavors, Moonsault Maroon and Paptize Purple, you are sure to enjoy.
**Big Poppa and Sabre hand Sab-Pops to the kids**
(all kids)- Thanks Moonsault Man and Purple Paptizer.
Big Poppa- No problem citizens. Just dont trip over your shoelaces.
(everyone)- Bahahahahahaha.
Voice- Sab-Pops are brought to you by the makers of Moose-flakes. Sab-Pops is a trademark of DSM and Co.
{End Commerical}
The lights go out and a series of light blue lights flash throughout the arena. Livin It Up by Ja-Rule blares over the pa followed by an explosion of fireworks similar to Y2Js. Crusader's Ultra-tron has images of Harley Davidsons and biker babes transcending into one another. His entrance attire consists of a leather trench coat, dark sunglasses, and a du- rag rapped around his head. When he walks out into the entrance, he pauses and raises both fists in the air, proceeding to walk to the ring. Walking with a bmf walk, he climbs into the ring, while the lights are still out, and raises the lights with a fist in the air.
James: Introducing, from Palm Beach, Florida, weighing 299lbs, "The One" Crusader Chrome. Crowd gives a monumentous Cheer
The lights dim, as a drum beat kicks in. The drums rapidly increase in volume as the name GAMBINO flashes across the screen in silver lettering, alternating with the gWo logo in green lettering. Green lights shine up from the stage, pointing towards the entrance. "Sellout" by Biohazard begins blaring through the arena, and a spotlight shines on the entrance. Gambino steps forward into the spotlight so he can be seen. He's wearing the gWo basketball jersey, along with his ring attire, and the PWF World Championship belt strapped tightly around his waist. He lowers his head and raises a water bottle above him, pouring it on his head and face. He spits some of the water out as he begins to walk forward towards the ring. He pauses in the aisle for a moment, and points to the gWo logo on his jersey, showing it off to the crowd. Once he gets to the ring, he climbs in and walks to the center of the ring. Once there, he takes off his jersey and tosses it to the corner. He takes off the PWF World Championship belt as well, and holds it high above his head for everyone to see.
James: Introducing, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing 245lbs, the PWF World Champion, Antonio Gambino Crowd boo extremely loudly "You sold out" chants are heard
Report: The two men square off against each other in the middle of the ring. They exchange a few words before they suddenly explode on each other with right hands. Crusader wins the battle and knocks Gambino back into the corner, he then explodes with lefts and rights to the face and body before he whips Gambino out to the opposite corner and then follows in with a clothesline. Gambino staggers out of the corner. Crusader nails Gambino with a Haymaker, putting him on the mat before coming off the ropes to deliver a Leg Drop and into a cover. 1 2 Gambino kicks out. Gambino slowly gets up. Crusader nails him with a right hand, knocking him back into the ropes, Crusader then follows in and clotheslines Gambino over the top rope. Crusader then rolls under the ropes and goes after Gambino, who is leaning on the barricade. Crusader lifts Gambino up and drops him face first on the barricade. Crusader then whips Gambino towards the steps, he takes it knees first and flips over the steps. Crusader signals to the crowd to get behind him, and they let out a massive roar. Crusader pulls Gambino up and slams his head into the announcers table. He then slams his head into it again. The crowd let out a great cheer as Crusader picks up Gambino and goes to slam his head into the ring post, but Gambino escapes his grip and moves out of the way, Crusader's momentum takes him head first into the ring post. Crusader rolls around staying on his feet, trying to shake it off. Gambino nails him with a right hand and quickly slams Crusader's head into the ring apron, and then again into the ring post.
Stanyer: This crowd is solidly behind Crusader Chrome, they are willing him to become PWF World Champion.
Dawg: Yeah, while the rest of us will Gambino onto retiring Crusader.
Gambino picks up Crusader and throws him back into the ring. Gambino rolls back in and nails Crusader with a right hand as he gets up. Gambino spears Crusader and pushes him back into the turnbuckle and then delivers a couple of hard shoulder blocks, he then backs it up with a few right hands. He then goes to whip Crusader out of the turnbuckle, but Crusader holds onto Gambino's hand and pulls Gambino towards him and lays him out with a Short Arm Clothesline. Crusader then summons Gambino to his feet and then sends him to the ropes and plants him with a Sidewalk Slam and hooks the leg. ..1 2 . Gambino kicks out. Crusader pulls Gambino up to his feet and sends him to the corner. He charges in, but Gambino explodes out with a big Jumping Clothesline. Gambino then signals for Crusader to get up before Spearing him. Gambino hooks the leg. ..1 .2 Crusader kicks out. Gambino mounts him and starts to pound Crusader with right hands. Gambino then pulls Crusader up to his feet and hooks him up and delivers a Vertical Suplex. Gambino delivers a couple of stomps to the chest. He comes off the ropes and delivers a hard elbow drop. Gambino pulls Crusader up and throws him into the corner and then starts to stomp him down in the corner. Gambino backs off for a second and then charges in with a running knee. Gambino pulls Crusader up and then sends him to the opposite turnbuckle. Gambino then follows in with a clothesline. Crusader staggers out and Gambino kicks him in the gut and then delivers a Piledriver. Gambino hooks the leg. 1 ..2 Crusader kicks out.
Stanyer: Gambino now starting to impose himself on this match. There's a lot of tension out there, both men have a lot to lose. Gambino his World Title, Crusader, his career.
Dawg: Crusader also has a lot to gain, but there is nothing really for Gambino to gain, apart from getting rid of Crusader for good.
Gambino picks Crusader up, he slams his head into the turnbuckle and then hits a couple more right hands. Gambino lifts Crusader up onto the top turnbuckle and then hooks him up and delivers a Superplex. Gambino covers. .1 2 .. Crusader kicks out. Gambino pulls Crusader up and nails him with a few right hands and then sends him to the ropes. He goes for a clothesline, but Crusader ducks underneath and then as Gambino comes off, Crusader jumps and takes Gambino down with a Flying Back Elbow. Gambino gets up quickly and Crusader whips him to the ropes, but Gambino reverses and then nails Crusader with a Spinebuster. Gambino then locks Crusader in the Mafia Stretch (Tequila Sunrise). Gambino wrenches back on the hold as the senior referee, Mark Johnson checks to see if Crusader wants to give up. He refuses and begins to pull himself towards the ropes. Gambino wrenches back even more and Crusader stops his motion, and the referee asks him again, but he shakes his head and begins to pull himself closer to the ropes, Crusader stretches out with his free arm and manages to grab the bottom rope. Gambino is forced to release the hold and Crusader pulls himself up using the ropes. Gambino nails Crusader with a couple of right hands and then goes to send him to the ropes, but Crusader reverses and then hits the Cruplex (Overhead Belly to Belly). Both men stay down.
Stanyer: This is Crusader's chance, he has to beat Gambino now, or this may indeed be his last ever match.
Dawg: I hope it is, I really do.
Both men slowly get to their feet. Crusader blocks Gambino's right hand and starts to smack Gambino with heavy right hands pushing Gambino back into the corner. Crusader sends Gambino to the opposite corner and then follows in with the Flying Back Elbow. Gambino staggers out, Crusader lifts him onto his shoulders and delivers the Death Valley Driver. Crusader hooks the leg. ..1 .2 .. Gambino kicks out. Crusader pulls him up and slams his head into the corner and then starts to unleash on him with a series of heavy body punches. Crusader then pulls Gambino out of the corner and sends him to the ropes before delivering The Crusade (Running DDT). Crusader then rolls out of the ring and collects a Steel Chair. He holds it up to the crowd and then gets back in the ring. He taps it into the mat as Gambino gets to his feet. Crusader then cracks the chair over Gambino's head, who collapses to the floor. Crusader makes the cover. 1 .2 .. Gambino just gets his shoulder up. Crusader pulls Gambino up to his feet and kicks him in the gut and then delivers the Chrome Bomb. Crusader then positions the chair and picks up Gambino, but he gets in a quick low blow. Gambino then quickly delivers the Gambino Facebuster onto the steel chair. He then hooks the leg. 1 2 .3!!!!!
Stanyer: I don't believe it, how cheap a win was that.
Dawg: Hahahahaha!!! That is how to end someones career, with a cheap win.
Stanyer: And look at Gambino, he's celebrating as if he'd just won the Superbowl.
Gambino is on his knees in the ring, holding his World Title, and kissing it before holding it high into the air. He then cuts out his over the top celebration and simply climbs the turnbuckle and holds the title high in the air with one hand, while pointing to himself with the other. Crusader is back on his feet in the ring. He is angry with himself for getting beat so cheaply. Gambino drops down to face Crusader and offers to shake his hand. Crusader goes to shake his hand, but Gambino pulls it away and then laughs at Crusader and gives him a little wave. Crusader gives him a stare and then walks to the edge of the ring. He flips over the top rope as he leaves. He walks up the ramp a dejected man. Despite his loss, the crowd still give him a standing ovation. At the top of the ramp, Crusader turns and raises his arm and acknowledges the crowd.
Stanyer: A great man, who had a great career in the PWF. World Champion, and US Champion. One of the true greats of this sport, and he will be a great loss to the PWF. Goodbye, my friend.
Dawg: Good riddance is what I say.
Just as Crusader has gone through the curtain, the arena lights go out. A red pentagram appears at the top of the ramp, suddenly there is an explosion of fire and when the flames and smoke dies down, we see Bloodbath standing in the middle of the flames. Gambino is still in the ring and he stares at Bloodbath, suddenly more smoke surrounds Bloodbath so he cannot be seen, the smoke fades away, and Bloodbath is gone.
Stanyer: I don't know what that meant, apart from that Bloodbath has most definitely not left the PWF.
Dawg: What a shame that is.
Stanyer: It's a sad night, Crusader has retired. We are out of time ourselves, see you all next week for Havoc. Goodnight and Godbless folks.
Camera fades to a PWF logo.