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Live from Joe Louis Arena
Detroit, Michigan
19th January 2002
Detroit, Michigan
19th January 2002
"Master of Puppet's" by Metallica hits as the Havoc Intro plays, shots of spectacular moves from PPV's, such as Xuway going off the top of the cell, Bloodbath's famouse Blood Bash through three panes of glass. Travis Right delivering the Near Future, MVD delivering the Five Star Frog Splash. Other wrestlers are shown, but the final shot is over Gambino delivering the Gambino Facebuster which won him the World Title. The camera then cuts to the Joe Louis Arena where the fans go nuts as the Pyro's explode on the stage and around the ring. The camera swoops across the screaming fans before it cuts down to the ringside announcing team of Jason Stanyer, and the "Big Dawg" Dave Harly.
Stanyer: Hello everyone and Welcome to Saturday Night Havoc. We are live from the Joe Louis Arena here in Detriot Michigan. We are all geared up for a spectacular Havoc, but first, we have some big news to announce.
Dawg: Yeah, the PWF has finally announced where it will be going on it's World Tour.
Stanyer: We aren't being told everything yet, as they wanted to keep the locations a surprise to the fans. Obviously, rumours have gotten out, as the tickets are on sale in the respective countries. But we can confirm that the PWF will first head south to a stop in Mexico for the Armageddon after the PPV, and then onto Brazil for Havoc. We then head East over the Atlantic to South Africa, where we hold a weeks events. We then head to Australia, for events in Sydney and Melbourne. Then onto Tokyo for the "King of the Death Match" PPV. We then move onto China, where we will hold a weeks events. We then unfortunately have to skip the middle east, because of safety fears. We move onto Russia, where we have a weeks events, then onto Europe, where we will have a weeks events. The locations for these are still being decided. And finally we move to England, for the "Battle of Britain" PPV.
Dawg: We are all looking forward to it, especially the wrestlers.
Stanyer: I know for a fact Sabre is really looking forward to wrestling in his home town of Sydney, Australia. He'll get a great reception, I'm sure.
Dawg: But, hey enough of the World Tour, you all saw it last week, MVD, and Power G, the NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!!!!
Stanyer: Ok, I think you've rubbed that in enough over the past week, so they are champions, they damn sure don't deserve them, they screwed Poppa & Sabre out of the belts that they rightfully deserved, and rightfully won. The gWo screwed them, and they screwed the people.
Dawg: No, the people ALWAYS screw the people. And Poppa & Sabre screwed themselves, the gWo fully deserve those belts, they are the dominant force in wrestling today. Nothing will stop their march.
Stanyer: Tell me about....
Stanyer is interuppted by Gambino's music
Stanyer: Time to get this show on the road.
Sickness by Disturbed hits as green lights shine upon the entrance area. The gWo, minus McFreeze, all make their way onto the stage. The Real McCoy is carrying a bag of some sort. Gambino has his World Title draped over his shoulder, while MVD and Power G each have one of the Tag Team Titles. They all make their way to the ring together, taunting a few of the fans along the way. Once they reach the ring, they climb in, and each member, except McCoy, goes to a seperate corner and climbs the turnbuckle to taunt the crowd a bit. They all climb down as the music stops, then Gambino grabs a microphone.
Gambino: "Tonight...."
The fans begin drowning out Gambinos voice with boo's
Gambino: "If you would all shut up I've got some business to handle!!"
The fans boo even more as Gambino goes into a bit of a tantrum. He waits for a bit, and the fans calm down
Gambino: "As I was saying, tonight, I'm gonna start off by calling Inmate out here to handle some business. So, Inmate, come on out."
Amityville by Eminem plays as Inmate makes his way to the ring. He climbs in, keeping his back turned away from the gWo, so that he can see them at all times.
Gambino: "Inmate, the reason I called you out here is because you're now the Extreme Champion. You know what that means don't you?"
Inmate gives a nod, with a grin on his face
Gambino: "Yeah, that's right....that means that YOU, the Extreme Champion, get to go to A Dark Day In Hell and face me in a Hell In A Cell Match for the World Title."
The fans go wild at the announcement
Gambino: "Well, of course, that's only if you're the Extreme Champion come time for the pay per view."
Inmate looks at Gambino as if to say 'what the hell are you talking about'
Gambino: "Pitbull had to defend the title once, every single week, up until Dark Day In Hell to gain his World Title Shot...and Inmate, you'll do the same!"
The fans begin booing Gambino and the gWo. MVD flashes the middle finger to a couple of guys in the front row. Inmate is getting pissed
Gambino: "Wait a minute Inmate, there's more. Just to make things fair, for you, and every other superstar in the PWF that wants a shot at me and this title, McCoy's got a bag there with every superstars name in it. I'm gonna draw a name from that bag, and who's ever name I draw, that's who you'll defend the Extreme Title against tonight."
Gambino motions for McCoy to bring the bag over, and McCoy walks toward the center of the ring where Gambino is standing. McCoy holds the bag out, and Gambino reaches in and pulls out a paper. He looks at the name on the paper, and his eyes widen up. He looks shocked to see the name
Gambino: "Nah, forget this one. Won't work out, let's draw another."
MVD begins questioning Gambino as to who it was, though neither of them are on a microphone now, so nothing can be heard. MVD takes the peice of paper from Gambino and looks at it. A suprised look comes across MVD's face, and Gambino is obviously pissed that MVD's name has been drawn. MVD goes to the ring announcer and has a microphone handed to him."
MVD: "What's the deal Gambino? I should get my fair shot, just like you, and everyone else around here!"
Gambino: "It's not about getting your fair shot MVD, it's about the chance of me and you facing off at Dark Day In Hell for the World Title if you beat Inmate tonight."
MVD: "IF I beat Inmate? WHEN I beat Inmate!"
Gambino: "Exactly...I just wouldn't feel right about fighting you at A Dark Day In Hell. It's not right, we're teamates, gWo..."
Gambino continues to try and talk MVD out of the match, making excuse after excuse as to why it's not a good idea.
Gambino wraps his arm around the neck of MVD in an embrace and begins to try and reminstrate with MVD
Gambino: - Matt, come on, we're in this together.... after we masterminded the fall of the outkasts and Crusader's reign as world champion........ this can't happen!
MVD shrugs Gambino from his neck and takes the mic firmly in hand
MVD: - Do I sense a hint of desperation in your voice Mr Gambino?
Camera zooms in on the world champion who quite clearly gulps at the what he thinks MVD is about to say
MVD: - You may well be the World Champion, but you forget who is the leader of the gWo and you forget that everyone wants to be..........(whole crowd chants)like M..V..D (2thumb pose).
MVD: - Since day one, Matt Van Dam has been groomed to become the PWF World Champion, but i put my personal ambitions to one side for the benefit of the gWo, so we could establish ourselves as the true force in the wrestling industry.
But now its time that you pay respect to your maker Gambino............ book the damn match or i will strip you of that title the only way the gWo can
at this point Power G steps towards Gambino with arms folded awaiting a response
Gambino: "Fine, you got your match MVD, and then when you beat Inmate for the Extreme Title, we'll meet up at Dark Day In Hell, and I'll show everyone why I'm the Champion. Everyone may want to be like MVD, but that's only because being like me is too far out of their reach! Tonight, MVD vs. Inmate, Extreme Title on the line!"
MVD glares at Gambino, obviously angered by his comment, but declines to take action as he's gotten his match
Inmate snatches the mic from Gambino
Inmate: Gambino. SHUT THE HELL UP!
Gambino: (inaudible) What you gonna do about it!
Inmate: You really wanna know what I'm gonna do about it?
Gambino: (inaudible) Don't Sing it, Bring It.
Inmate raises his fists as the rest of the gWo prepares for war. Then Inmate lowers his guard and laughs
Inmate: Damn you suckas got one hell of a death wish don't you?
the gWo lowers their guard
MVD: (inaudible) Whatever jailbird.
Inmate: What was that little man?
Inmate rams the mic down MVD's throat without actually hurting him
MVD: I said "Whatever jailbird'!
Inmate: You honestly don't know hardcore, do you?
MVD begins to speak
Inmate: Shutup! Because everyone knows what you'll say. *imitating MVD's voice horribly* "Of course I know hardcore."
MVD: Well I do!
Inmate: Wait a second, did I say hardCORE, my bad, i meant *getting right up in MVD's face* hardGORE!
MVD shoves Inmate out of his face
Inmate: OOOO you wanna get it on now! *inmate leans in and start tapping his chin* Come on! Take a shot. *taunting him* your first one's a freeebieee.
gambino has to hold MVD back so he doesn't get hurt before the match
Inmate: comeon, ... comeon, Just one little lovetap. then it's my turn!
MVD is struggling to get out of Gambino's grasp and almost does while Inmate continually pokes fun at him, Finally Gambino loses his grip and MVD clocks Inmate, and backs off with a shocked look on his faces as Inmate's head is tilted in the direction of the punch. He is in the same stance as he was while taunting MVD, suddenly he snaps his head back right into MVD's face
Inmate: MY TURN!!!
Inmate cold clocks MVD who is knocked off balance and finds himself on the stage floor with Gambino hold him down.
Inmate: that's right. I'm a little tougher than you are, A little stronger than you thought I was. I got a couple more grapefruits than you thought possilble. You shoulda asked, i would have told you, would have saved you the pain, the embarrassment, the humilation you're feeling now.
MVD lunges up at Inmate but Inmate takes a step back and MVD falls flat on his face and the crowd laughs hysterically. MVD get up again only to be held back by Gambino once more and Gambino turns MVD around trying to talk some sense into him
Inmate: That's right hide behind mommy, oops i mean Gambino the great commishoner of the PWF. He'll kiss your owies and make them all better.
Crowd laughs as both Gambino's and MVD's faces turn bright red
Inmate: Now as for the little exhibition I'm apparently putting on tonight. Nothing special, just straight hardgore.
MVD: (screaming) IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN THINK OF JAILBIRD!!!!
Inmate: No, it isn't. But your not WORTH, the TIME or the EFFORT, for anything else. And Gambino, after I destroy your little henchmen tonight, I'M COMING AFTER YOUR ASS NEXT!!!
"Amityville" by Eminem hits and Inmate heads backstage for his locker room leaving MVD and Gambino, both stunned and pissed
{Commerical Break}
Relive two of the greatest events the PWF has seen in the NEW Classic PWF DVD line from Paramount Pictures.
At End of the World I, see future stars such as Antonio Gambino, Diablo and The Twin Towers before they became main-eventers. Witness Thorn demolish talented opposistion in a Four-Way Last Man Standing match for the Hardcore championship. Watch Solo defend his Hell in a Cell belt once more, this time against newcomer Scarface. And stare in awe as Rumble-winner Karkass takes on The Game for the world title,a match which established The Game as the biggest name in PWF wrestling for many years to come.
End of the World II was named the show to end all shows. Ironically it quite literally did end all shows and this DVD proves why. Anthony Frost, James Stanyer and Bid Dave Lambourne brought you a splendid tag battle between Beastness and Maximum Carnage and a suprise upset when Bud Dawg demolished Diablo, hours before his title shot. Boggle your eyes at an amazing stable match between the Alliance of Darkness and the Reapers of the Night. View Stoney put up a brave fight against Solo, who announced a move to friendly federation MoW Slaughterhouse moments before. Rack your brains with a confusing Hardcore matchup with General Leo and the self-proclaimed Xtreme Master, Blackbird. In a riveting Inferno Triple-threat for the US title, share Crusader's joy at beating such hardened opponents in Leo and Antonio Gambino. See three out of four tag team competetors taken to hospital in a dangerous Tag Team Title match only to be followed by Bloodbath as Dark Warrior wins the Hell in a Cell title match. In a suprisingly brilliant Triple Threat ladder match, see The X pick up the Lightweight Championship.
And finally witness the greatest match of all time as Rumble-winner AND former champion Eraser (aKa The Game) takes on DeMoN, Diablo and current champion FireStorm in a Four-Way Ladder In a Cell match, the best to grace our screens.
DVD Special Features:
Interviews with all the big names e.g Eraser, Diablo and Lords of Ice.
*SPECIAL* limited editon interviews with Mr.Pellington, Stanyer, Big Dave, Anthony Frost, Alison, Gambino, Showstopper and Bloodbath. And the rest of the staff also!
The Making of the PPVs
Saturday Night Havoc, Doomsday and Armageddon 's of the week before each of the aforementioned shows.
Highlights of both Rumble's.
Dolby 5:1 Surround sound.
Crystal clear picture.
Bumper 6-disk set.
{End Commerical}
The show comes back from a commercial break and it highlights some of the earlier events from the show. After a while the screen fades and showcases the PWF logo in the center of a black background. Shortly after the logo diminishes as well and the screen opens up into a lounge area somewhere in the arena. Midnight is sitting on a red leather recliner casually sipping a hot chocolate. Beside him sits C-Dogg who is drinking a coffee. Ted Tedison stands infront of them with his back turned to the two men, a mic in his hand. Midnight is clad in his cliched black leather pants and black biker vest. A black bandana rests on his head partially covering his short blonde hair. C-Dogg is wearing a pair of grey track pants with two white lines trailing down the side. Ted Tedison sports a black suit with a white undershirt. Beads of sweat are visible on Ted's forehead but there are no other signs that he is nervous.
Tedison: "Welcome back to what is shaping up to be an interesting Saturday Night Havoc. I'm standing here with PWF newcomers Midnight and C-Dogg who are scheduled for a tag match versus Qzee and Masta P. There is alot of hype surrounding this matchup because there is some bad blood between Midnight and Qzee. The two newcomers have squared up twice already in their blossoming careers and Midnight has come out the victor both times."
After finishing speaking the infamous interviewer turns to face the two wrestlers who appear to be deep in thought. C-Dogg who just finished his coffee picks up the cup and walks out of view.
Tedison: "Well, I guess I'll start with you tonight Midnight."
Midnight: "No Problem, what have you got on your mind, Ted?"
Tedison: "First off, you and Jason Hunt aren't exactly the best of friends. Last week you both agreed to face off at this weeks houseshow, was there any reason in particular that you both agreed to be seen on a houseshow?"
Midnight: "Well, to be honost I think that me and Jason both have bigger fish to fry, and we don't want to take up a card on Havoc or Armageddon when we can both take out our anger on the houseshow. That way, we can treat some smalltown folks to a great matchup."
Tedison: "Fair enough, but do you find it ironic that you both claimed that you were going to make short work of your opponents last Armageddon yet you both came out with a loss that night?"
Midnight: "I suppose that if the best can have their bad days, that the PWF newcomers can have theirs too. I really don't think that the results of last weeks Armageddon reflect on the abilty that me and Jason possess. Wins and losses aside, the people attending the House show will be getting their money's worth."
Tedison: "You mentioned that you and Hunt both have bigger fish to fry, but what if the results of the match aren't to your liking?"
Midnight: "I really don't think that I will have a problem with the result of that match, because whether I win or lose I will know that I gave it my all, and if Jason Hunt has what it takes to put me away, then he deserves the win. But enough about me and Hunt, don't you have any questions about my upcoming match here tonight?"
Tedison: "Right you are. Moving on now... this match tonight came somewhat as a surprise to you, or so I understand-- care to elaborate on that abit for us tonight?"
Midnight: "Sure thing. Basically I was expecting to have the night off, but low and behold our comish Gambino strolled into my locker room with a grave look on his face. Qzee and Masta P were trailing behind him looking like the sorry dogs they were. Basically those two bitches were to afraid to challenge me and C-Dogg themselves so they asked the comish to do it for them. The funny thing is, I really don't care. Two times Qzee has tried to defeat me in the ring, and twice I knocked his ass back down to where it belongs. Masta P and I locked up once, and guess what? I schooled that rapper too! Frankly I'm looking forward to wrapping my hands around their puny little necks, and inflicting as much pain as I can."
Tedison: "Be that as it may, when you defeated Qzee and Masta P it was in singles competition. And trust me, any veteran wreslter here in the PWF, or anywhere for that matter will tell you that when you enter the ring in a tag team match, its a whole new ballgame!"
Midnight: "I have no doubt that it is a different style of wrestling, but I'm confident in my partners ability, and if he has any shortcomings, face it, we're paired up against two no talent, nobodies."
C-Dogg returns to his seat with a fresh cup of coffee in his hand. Ted turns to face the new arrival.
Tedison: "C-Dogg, do you have anything you'd like to say before your match tonight?"
C-Dogg: "Yah, I'm just gonna make it short and sweet. Tonight in the ring your going to see a bloodbath! Me and Midnight here are gonna kick the crap outa those jobbers!"
Camera cuts to the next segment.
DarkStorm is seen sitting in his locker room holding some sort of garment. The camera come in closer to see what type of garment it is. Its a shirt of some kind. Storm holds the shirt out, and on the front it has a picture of a anhk, identical to the one that is around his neck, and in the foreground on that symbol is the word "FaTe". Storm turns the @#%$ around and lays it across his lap, and there are words on the back that Read "The prophecy has come...Witness the Power of FaTe." There is a knock at the door, and Cronic comes walking in only to have a dissappointed look on his face
Cronic: "Put it behind you Storm..."
DarkStorm: "How can I put it behind me if I don't know how to?"
Cronic grabs the shirt from DarkStorm's lap and throws it over his shoulder
Cronic: "Mooping around like a lost puppy isn't going to get you back to the way things were, just because things are different doesn't mean they can't be the same."
DarkStorm: "How have you not forgotten about everything over the years."
Cronic: "Just because we broke away from everything, and just because things change doesn't matter how things change in here."
Cronic motions for DarkStorm to get up and come with him
DarkStorm: "Where are we going??"
Cronic: "To show you something to show you your way home."
DarkStorm gets up and Cronic and DarkStorm walk out of the locker room as the door closes behind Cronic, the camera spans the room til it comes across DarkStorm's new shirt that is trapped across the back of the chair in the room, which has the anhk that was on the other shirt, and on the front it has DarkStorm in dark lettering, then the screen fades out
Golgotha is seen arriving backstage in his 2002 custom Viper, with Profit riding shotgun. Apparently, after they had gotten off to a rocky start, these two have got some kind of working relationship, maybe even a friendship. The duo exit the car and Profit goes to the trunk and gets Golgothas bag as Golgotha immeditaly towards the camera crew.
Golgotha: "In my relitivally short time here in the PWF, I have never asked for anything. I've faught, I've fueded, I've kept the faith. Its way past time that someone paid me some respect and gave me my dues."
Profit is now standing by Golgotha, bag in hand and listening to the interview. Profit decides to interject.
Profit: "But more importantly, my brothers, it is time that Golgotha hets a shot at a title."
Golgotha: "Thats right, Profit. But the Truth is I'm no fool. I'm not going to demand a match against Gambino. I know I'm not ready for that yet. I'm going to work my way up to the top. So tonite, at Havoc, I'm calling you out Darkstorm! I want your title belt! And I will take it from you one way or another."
Profit: "Have you forgotten about the man who stole your phrase, Jason Hunt? Do you plan on getting rightously indignant on him?"
Golgotha: "Jason hunt...Thr Truth is that he doesn't speak the truth at all. He probably doesn't even know the Truth. He said that he would dominate the PWF, and his first match was against JVD. Although he did get the win against her, like he said he would, I hear JVD is used to be lying on her back."
Both Golgotha and Profit laugh at this comment. Then Golgotha continues.
Golgotha: "But tonite, is all about me winning the title away from Darkstorm. But not just cause I want to win it. Oh, No! I'm gonna win and bring another belt home to the Methods of Mayhem locker room. Now, if you don't mind I have a match to get ready for. So Good Bye and God Bless."
The duo leaves and confidently walks to the inside of the arena, making small talk with each other all of the way.
Mayhem is in Masta P's and Q-Zee's locker room they have just finshed watching Midnight and C-Dogg on the Moniter
Mayhem: I'm backstage with Masta P and Q-Zee in a few moments you will be facing Midnight and C-Dogg
Q-Zee: Yeah yeah fred shut your mouth, C-dogg and Midnight two of the biggest losers in the PWF. But let me focus my attention to midnight.
Q-Zee looks dead into the Camera
Q-Zee: Midnight, you strut around the PWF saying how your the man, your this big gangsta dude, Ha the closest you come to being gangsta is selling cigaretes to children outside the school gates. What you have got to understand is i am the top dogg here in the PWF and you Midnight are nothing but a wannabe, so if you want a peice of me i,ll be at Dark Day in Hell so come and get some AIIT.
Mayhem then Turns to Masta P
Mayhem: any thoughts Masta P
Masta P: well tonight Johnny, Your gonna see the debut of The P and Z connection the most devastating force in the PWF
Q-Zee: aiit
Masta P: tonight the fans who,ve payed their dollars to see P&Z aint gonna be dissapointed because we are going to go out their Masta Bombing and West side slamming and Wham one two three victory.
Mayhem: any thoughts on C-Dogg
Masta P: ah the wolf's Friend, this sad little dilhole really is pathetic, i kicked his ass at Armageddon and he still wants more.
Q-Zee: Nice use of the word Dilhole
Masta P: aiit, C-Dogg im gonna kick your ass tonight and if you still want more i,ll see you at A dark day in Hell in any match you want.
P turns to Q-Zee
Masta P: u ready dude
Q-Zee: aiit lets go kick some ass
the pair walk out ready for there match
Stanyer: Well both teams sound up for this match, it should be an entertaining tag team contest.
The ultra-tron shows with the words masta p ETA and a stop watch quickley counting down ,when it stops the areana goes black and the titron slowley zooms in on a white dot which shows masta p under a spotlight. the music kicks in and masta p starts to walk on the video whilst showing clips of the various ass kickings he has given . THe lighting is dark green and then masta p emerges on the stage salutes the fans with one arm and walks confiedently to the ring..
James: Introducing from Los Angeles, California, weighing 289lbs, The Original Bad Boy, Masta P Crowd gives a decent cheer
"One More Road" by DMX hits as Q-Zee walks out with a Confident, Gangster walk, Bobbing from side to side, Slow, Looking around, nodding at fans pointing at fans, Chilled out, Athletic Jump over ropes, wanders around the ring looking at all the spectators, listening to them cheer. Jumps on Turn-buckle arms in air.
James: Introducing, from Compton, LA, weighing 225lbs, Q-Zee.
"Southtown" by P.O.D. erupts on the P.A system and the arena lights abruptly shut off. The sold out attendance buzzes with anticipation. As the song continues the stage lights kick in, and a cloud of smoke begins to emerge from backstage. The sturdy 6'9" monster Midnight strolls through the haze carrying a finely carved cane. He lifts it above his head, and the crowd erupts in an entricate mix of slurs and cheers. Appearing content Midnight lowers his extended arm and eagerly strolls down the ramp towards the ring. He ! mingles with a few fans before finally making his way onto the apron, and slowly lifts his leg up and over the top ropes. He strides to the middle of the ring where he repeats his earlier taunt before settling in to wrestle.
James: Introducing from Chicago, Illnois, weighing 297lbs, Midnight.
Ain't Nuttin but a G thang plays over the loud speaker and The music video to it plays on the titantron with so shots of C-Dogg performing moves and several other wrestlers. C-Dogg walks out onto the ramp and so pyros go off from the grounds and shoot up to the roof. He stops at the top of the ramp and raises one arm. He walks down the ramp slapping hands with some of the fans. He walks around the ring and up the steps. he walks along the apron about halfway and stops and raises his arm again and then leap frogs over the ropes and runs and bounces off of one of them. He walks over to a turnbuckle and climbs up onto the second rope and raises his arms again.
James: Introducing from Santa Monica, California, weighing 210lbs, C-Dogg
Report: Masta P starts out with Midnight. They tie up, Masta P uses his strength to send Midnight into the ropes and then hits a big back body drop. Midnight gets to his feet and walks into a series of straight right hands. Masta P then hits a big knee to the gut and then delivers a One Handed Scoop Slam. Midnight gets up again and Masta P slams his head into the turnbuckle in his corner. He then tags in Q-Zee. He comes in and joins in as the two stomp down Midnight. Q-Zee then chokes him as Masta P gets out of the ring. Q-Zee pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes, where C-Dogg gets a blind tag. Q-Zee goes for a clothesline, but Midnight ducks underneath. Q-Zee turns around and again goes for a clothesline, but it is again ducked. Q-Zee spins around and turns into a Springboard Dropkick to the face. Q-Zee gets to his feet and gets a couple of right hands from C-Dogg, he then gets sent to the turnbuckle. C-Dogg then follows in with a Flying Calf Kick. Q-Zee staggers out of the corner. C-Dogg stands in the middle of the ring and calls Q-Zee to him, he staggers towards C-Dogg, who kicks him in the gut and then locks both arms before he delivers a Double Underhook Suplex. Q-Zee sits up, but C-Dogg pulls him back down for a cover. ................1 ...................2 .................. Q-Zee kicks out and gets to his feet. C-Dogg kicks Q-Zee in the gut and then comes off the ropes and then delivers a Swinging Neck Breaker. C-Dogg covers again. ...................1 ......................2 .................... Q-Zee kicks out again.
Stanyer: C-Dogg is out of the blocks like a Greyhound, he's taking Q-Zee to pieces.
Dawg: He's looking good, for a newbie.
Q-Zee gets to his feet. C-Dogg goes to grab him, but he gets pushed away, into the waiting arms of Masta P, who grabs him. C-Dogg turns around and goes to punch Masta P, but he ducks and then Guillotines him on the top rope. C-Dogg turns around holding his throat. Q-Zee knocks him down with a Fury Punch. C-Dogg pulls himself back up to his feet. Q-Zee lifts him up and delivers a Back Breaker. He makes a quick cover. ...................1 ......................2 ................. C-Dogg kicks out. C-Dogg gets up holding his back. Q-Zee holds him before tagging in Masta P, who comes in and kicks him hard in the gut. Masta P then takes him over to the corner and slams his head into the turnbuckle, he then delivers a couple of hard shoulder blocks. He then pulls him out and whips him to the ropes and then delivers a Hard Sidewalk Slam. Masta P hooks the leg. .................1 ...................2 ................... C-Dogg kicks out. Masta P picks up C-Dogg and knees him hard in the gut, he then tags Q-Zee back in. He then lifts Q-Zee onto his shoulders. Q-Zee climbs to the top rope as he does this and then dives off and delivers the Doomsday Device to C-Dogg. Q-Zee makes the cover. ...................1 .........................2 .................... Midnight breaks the count up. Q-Zee clotheslines Midnight as he tries to leave the ring. Q-Zee picks up C-Dogg and tags Masta P back in. They whip C-Dogg to the ropes and then go to lift him up for a Flapjack, but C-Dogg manages to hook both their heads and counters with a Double DDT. All three men stay down while Midnight looks for a tag.
Stanyer: C-Dogg has to make a tag now, because Masta P and Q-Zee won't give him a 2nd chance.
Dawg: Masta P and Q-Zee were looking good for the win, but they made a big mistake, and it could cost them dearly.
C-Dogg crawls slowly over to his corner and makes the tag to Midnight. He comes in and clotheslines Masta P down, he knocks Q-Zee down with a right hand. He then hits The Reality (Sambo Suplex) on Masta P. Q-Zee gets to his feet. Midnight challenges him to attack, Q-Zee charges in but walks into Midnights waiting arms as he delivers the Black Wind Driver (Boss Man Slam). Midnight covers. ....................1 .....................2 ..................... Masta P breaks up the count. C-Dogg then dropkicks Masta P in the back of his head. Midnight pulls Q-Zee up to his feet and goes for the Depression (Super Knee Strike), but Q-Zee catches his foot. Q-Zee then trips Midnight up and goes for an elbow drop, but Midnight rolls out of the way. Masta P and C-Dogg are fighting when Masta P gets in a DDT which prompts C-Dogg to roll out of the ring. Q-Zee gets to his feet as Midnight comes off the ropes. But Midnight runs into Masta P who lifts him up so Q-Zee can complete the Problem Solver (Flapjack Lift into DDT). Masta P makes a quick cover. ......................1 ........................2 .......................3!!! As Q-Zee baseball slides C-Dogg so he can't get into the ring.
Q-Zee & Masta P d. Midnight & C-Dogg
6:05 Pinfall
Stanyer: The (cough) P & Z? Connection pick up the win. Such a bad name.
Davey is seen entering the arena with no ladies, water boy or his posse of Masta P and Q-Zee, Ted runs up to him with a mic
Tedison: Davey! Where is the support?
Davey K: Support? You think I need support all the god damn time?
Tedison: Hey, whoa, sorry!
Davey K: Sorry? Im a freakin Superstar! I come here tonight to be told I have to face Chrusader Chrome then on to the PPV to defend my title against Havoc! This is a damn conspiracy by that ass lickin little gimp called Gambino! I hate him with a real passion, and now he has Havok as his personal bitch!
Tedison: Jeez, Davey, havent seen you this pumped before!
Davey K: Yeah, well its all good entertaining the crowd, showing off the ladies but the Superstar is getting screwed and tonight it stops!
Tedison: What do you mean?
Davey K: Your gonna see.....just like anyone else who has crossed the Superstar!
The camera opens up to an empty PWF hallway. All of a sudden, murmurs can be heard down the corridor, and Sandstorm and Walrus appear, turning around the corner. The camera man follows them and gets close enough to hear them talking.
Sandstorm: This is so cool, I actually have a chance to win my first title here in the PWF, and I got there by beating King Volcano, I am so pumped, I don't think that anyone can stop me!
Walrus: Yeah man, that was totally cool how you defeated that monster, and I know that your gonna kick the fack outta Homicide at A Dark Day In Hell, but I suggest that you get a warm-up match tonight, just so can stay pumped.
Sandstorm: I dunno, maybe I should take this week off, so I can take a breather and ease into my title match.
Sandstorm shrugs his shoulders as he and Walrus step into the MoM locker room where everyone is doing their own thing. Walrus climbs up onto the coffee table to make an announcement.
Walrus: Order, order! Heh, always wanted to say that!
MoM: **Sigh**
Walrus: I suggest that Sandstorm has a warm-up match before the big pay per view, every one in favor, say I.
Crickets can be heard.
Walrus: You bastids! I said, say IIIIIIIIII!!
The excitement that Walrus built up, caused him to fall backwards off the table and onto a bean bag chair nearby.
Walrus: Whew, I knew this thing would eventually come in handy!
Everyone starts to do their own thing again and Sandstorm goes over to the couch and flips on the TV. Golgotha walks over to Sandstorm.
Golgotha: You know, as much as Walrus is retarded, he does make a strong point, I agree, I suggest you have a match this Havoc, just to stay on your game.
Sandstorm: Hmmm, maybe.
Golgotha: Think about it.
Eiji and Law walk over to Sandstorm.
Eiji: We also agree with Walrus, get yourself a match.
Law: It would be good strategy.
Sandstorm rubs his goatee and thinks for a moment as Brutal Force walk over.
Barry: Hey dude, Walrus is totally right, and plus, even if you don't win at the PPV, you will always have a shoulder to cry on.
Sandstorm raises his eyebrow.
Leroy: Ummm....what this idiot means is that he is an idiot, and you should definatly get a warm-up match.
Barry: IDIOT! Your dead pal!
Barry and Leroy begin to fight and Sandstorm makes up his mind.
Sandstorm: Alright, I'm convinced, hey, PWF, anyone wanna face me? I don't care if your Antonio Gambino, or Mike Inferno, the point is, nothing will get in the way of my U.S title.
Walrsus pops up, startling Sandstorm.
Walrus: Wow! You actually took my advice, I feel so respected, give us a hug!
Walrus opens his arms and Sandstorm pushes him back onto the bean bag chair. The scene ends.
The camera quickly cuts to Heelmaster's and Showstopper's lounge area. They both seem unimpressed by what they just saw, showing no signs of emotion.
Heelmaster: Showstopper, where have you been going these past few days?
Showstopper doesn't look at Heelmaster, who is now looking at him, but looks at the TV instead.
Showstopper: Whaddya mean Kev?
Heelmaster: What the f*ck do you think I mean? Where the hell have you been going these past few days?
Showstopper: Nowhere Kev, nowhere. I dunno what you are talking about.
Heelmaster: Oh, I think you do alright, I think you do. It's pretty f'n obvious your planning something.
Showstopper: Oh right, and your not? The mysterious phone calls, the laughing after I leave the room?
Heelmaster: Don't f*ck with me Showstopper.
A silence fills the room for roughly fifteen seconds.
Showstopper: Did you find an opponent for tonight?
Heelmaster: Not yet. Theros is booked already. Which reminds me, you never did get him on Armageddon, like I asked you to.
Showstopper: I tried, but I got up with this newbie guy. I screwed his ass over in like five minutes. It was sweet.
Heelmaster: But the fact remains, you didn't get Theros. You DID NOT get Theros.
Showstopper: I think he's getting stronger. I think tonight something's going to go down with him. We sure shown him at Harkore Hell, but he's been getting the better of us lately. He's playing tricks on my mind, Ke, he's getting stronger. I think he wants revenge, and boy do I think he's going to get it.
Heelmaster: It's two-agsint-one. Two World Champions against one measly insane dude. Your such a pu*sy even to suggest that he's getting stronger. If anything, he's getting saner, but still, he's not going to harm us. If I see him tonight, i'll get him, and you will do the same to. OK?
Showstopper: Hey look on the TV screen, an open challenge was just made.
Heelmaster: By?
Showstopper: Sandstorm.
Heelmaster: The man who will face Homicide at a Dark Day in Hell eh? The man who beat King Volcano last week...I think i'll accept, to spread our power throughout the roster, the Methods of Mayhem have not yet witnessed our strength.
Showstopper: Heelmaster, your two days out of hospital, are you sure you'll be OK?
Heelmaster: I can beat a worthless piece of sh*t at 50 percent, sure. I have my respect for Homicide after last weeks match, and i'll help his quest to put this cocky little freak to rest.
For the first time that evening, Showstopper looks away from the TV, as a runner enters the room with a cipboard.
Runner: Commisioner Gambino has annouced the rest of the matches now, Showstopper, your to face King Volcano tonight. Forgive me, but i've gotta run, i've got to tell the roster the rest of the card.
Heelmaster: You may go.
The runner leaves, and Showstopper shoots a glance at Heelmaster.
Showstopper: King Volcano? What? Sandstorm layed his ass out last week, and Sandstorm's a f*cking loser.
Heelmaster: Look at it this way. King Volcano is the #2 Contender for the US Title, and your #3, after beating Travis last week. Beat K-V tonight, and you'll be one step closer to getting the title you deserve.
Showstopper: What about you? Where are you?
Heelmaster: The owner suggest's I don't wrestle for titles, due to my ever-impending contract situation. If, and when, I get a suitable contract, i'll start wrestling for the gold, but until then, i'm here to show the PWF how weak they can be.
Showstopper let's Heelmaster continue.
Heelmaster: Tonight, we both have big matches, you against King Volcano, and myself against Sandstorm, but there is an unwritten wrestling rule, you must never forget....like us or not, heels never lose.
The camera fades out.
King Volcano: - Mister PWF Show Stopper. So you think a Loser beat me. So what does that make me. But yet I am rated further up the chain for the US championship than you. So what does that make you.
KV does a Hmmmmm pose
King Volcano: - See tonight your name ShowStopper will have a new meaning. You will cause the Show to Stop. But not because you dazzled the crowd, OH NO, but because I am going to take your vital precious life and cause you so much pain that show will not be able to be continued. ShowstoppA, tonight you are going up against the GREATEST SUBMISSIONISTS of all time. And my friend, if you survive and thats a big IF, your life will be changed Forever. You will see true power tonight. You will feel Real Pain. And all your pretty little thoughts and nice safe dreams will be blackened by the ERUPTION OF DESTRUCTION. CAN YOU FEEL IT, MR SHOWSTOPPER. KING VOLCANO IS KINGGGGGGGGGGGG
DarkStorm and Cronic are seen in a dark room, the Lights come on by Cronic flipping the light switch on, DarkStorm backs up slowly with a shocked look apon his face. In the center of the room sits a large desk of some sort. After a few moments Storm makes his way up to the large desk and rubs his hand across the top of the desk, then Cronic says
Cronic: "Remember this??"
DarkStorm: "Yea, but I thought he had it?"
Cronic: "Lets just say, its a gift, do you remeember what you did here?"
DarkStorm: ".....Cronic don't, I can't go back."
Cronic: "You always talk about not going back, when the fact of the matter is, you never changed, you just pretended to be something that your not, and to tell you the turth, you sucked at it....."
DarkStorm: "I can't help that..."
Cronic: "Yes you can, I want you to stop pretending to be something your not, your the prophecy DarkStorm, you know you are, have have something that no on eelse has?"
DarkStorm: "Whats that?"
Cronic: "You know exalty what i'm talking about, your ability to know what has happened, what is happening, and what will happen, you are special DarkStorm please try to remember who you are,"
Cronic walks toward the door and is abotu to walk out when he says
Cronic: "You have to make the decision DarkStorm, I can only show you a way to walk, but you, and you alone have to know which one is yours."
Cronic exits
DarkStorm: "......Destiny equals Fate, and for all things, they lead to all....."
The screen fades out as DarkStorm starts to make is way out of the room
Johnny Mayhem is backstage inside of a locker room. It appears that he is in the lounge area of the room. He raises the microphone to his mouth and starts the interview
Mayhem: "I am here in the Methods of Mayhem locker room, to interview someone who is making their PWF debut tonite. Its Golgothas new manager, Cole T. Profit. Profit, let me be the first person to welcome you here to the PWF."
The camera zooms out and sees Profit siting down on a leather couch.
Profit: "Thank you for that welcome, Johnny. Now, I insist that you sit down and make yourself feel welcome here in the locker room."
Mayhem, a bit suprized at the hospitality, is taken back. However he does sit down on a chair that is next to the couch.
Mayhem: "Profit, it is no secret that you are quite a rich business man. I'm sure everyone wants to know how you got your millions."
Profit: "I just trust the Lord. He gives me visions of what I should invest in, and I do it. And so far, all my investments have paid off. But we are not here to talk about my financial situation, are we?"
Mayhem: "No. Its just that why would someone of your class even bother with someone like Golgotha? It is clear that you two have very little, or anything, in common with one another."
Profit: "You see, Brother Johnny, that is exactly where you are wrong. We do have something in common...our faith. And while that may seem trivial to those who are worldly minded, to us, its a bond more precious than gold."
Mayhem: "So are you implying that the only reason that you have anything to do with Golgotha is because he is a christian?"
Profit: "That isn't the only reason. God spoke to me in a vision that I need to invest more than money in him. I need to spend my time and effort in making Golgotha a superstar in this business...just like I did with the Left Behind series."
Mayhem: "But you don't know a whole lot about wrestling. I don't doubt that you've seen some matches and stuff, but how can a business man like yourself plan to have be a succesful manager?"
Profit: "I admit that I probably will not be much help at ringside. I am sure Golgotha can take care of himself there. I can, however, help him out in the business side of wrestling. From this point on, I am in charge of booking his matches. And I've already booked him a Lightweight title shot against Darkstorm."
Mayhem: "And may I get your thoughts on the match?"
Profit: "I know my opnion is strongly biased, but I think Golgotha will win tonite. And even if he doesn't I'm not to concerned. God has prophsied to me and He told me that Darkstorm would lose to Golgotha...and soon. So in the contract for tonites match, I made sure there was a clause. If, by some odd chance, Golgotha loses tonite, he gets a rematch at the next pay per view, A Dark Day in Hell. Not only that, Golgotha also gets to chose the stipulation for the rematch. You asked how can I help Golgotha? By taking care of business like only I can do."
Mayhem: "Well, Profit, I appricate your time. I have no futher questions for you, do you have any comments that you would like to add?"
Profit: "Just one thing. For those of you who doubt my presence being here just remeber this: The Prophet always turns a profit!"
Mayhem gets up as does Profit and the two shake hands. Mayhem thanks Profit for his time, and Profit hands Mayhem a hundred dollar bill in show of his apprication for the interview. Mayhem and the camera crew exits the locker room.
Stanyer: Welcome back folks, there seems to be an awful lot of people who have something to say tonight. I guess they are all hoping for a spot on that big PPV card next week.
Dawg: Some of them can hope, others, well, they might just make it on the card.
Credit: Goatman (King Volcano)
“Personal Jesus” by Rackets and Drapes blasts across the arena. After they say the line “Reach out and touch faith” pyros go off and Golgotha comes out with his Bible in his right hand. He makes his way to the ring, taking the time to shake the fans hands. Right before he enters the ring, he drops to his left knee and whispers a prayer. Then he climbs up the stairs and the turnbuckle and raises his arms to the heavens.
James: Introducing, from St. Louis Missouri, weighing 224lbs, "The Gothic Christian" Golgotha.
Thunder is heard on the oppisite side of the titantron and makes its way around each opposite sides of the arena until directly in front of the ultra-tron, then two bolts of lightning strike from the rafters, and "CLick CLick Boom", by Saliva hits and out of the smoke from the pryos come DarkStorm, he stops at the top of the ramp and folds his arms over each other, and looks around, then he drops them and runs to the ring, he slides under the bottom rope. Storm gets up and runs and jump to the second rope, he throws a hand up, and the crowd cheers.
James: Introducing from Clinton, NC weighing 230lbs, DarkStorm.Crowd Cheers
Report: Darkstorm locks up with Golgotha and slips in a quick headlock. Golgotha pushes Darkstorm hard into the ropes and leapfrogs over Darkstorm in the middle of the ring. Golgotha dropkicks Darkstorm down to the mat. Darkstorm gets to his feet and blocks another Dropkick attempt from Golgotha, Golgotha hits the mat hard and holds his back in pain as Darkstorm runs off the ropes and measures Golgotha and nails an elbow drop. Darkstorm picks up Golgotha but Golgotha fights back Golgotha kicks Darkstorm in the stomach and hits a hard ddt snapping Darkstorms head to the mat. Golgotha sets up Darkstorm for the SinnerSlam but Darkstorm rolls off Golgothas back. Darkstorm hits a hard clothesline to the back of Golgothas head, which makes him take a few steps forward. Darkstorm grabs the back of Golgothas head and hits a reverse DDT. Golgotha holds his head in pain as Darkstorm lifts him up. Darkstorm jumps on Golgotha's shoulders and hits a hurricanranna. Darkstorm covers him....1.....2...Golgotha kicks out
Stanyer: The champ trying to make this a quick match
Dawg: You don't say
Darkstorm throws Golgotha off the ropes and tries for a sleeper but the Gothic Christian reverses it into a back slam. Golgotha then locks in a sleeper of his own. Darkstorm manages to get to his feet but Golgotha keeps the hold on. Darkstrom lands an elbow to the gut of Golgotha then another breaking the hold. Darkstorm and Golgotha both square off in the middle of the ring with right and left hands. Golgotha knocks Darkstorm in the corner and lands a loud smacking knife chop then some more punches. Golgotha taunts Darkstorm. Darkstorm grabs Golgotha and spins him into the corner and lands his own knife chop followed by a fury of punches. Darkstorm then taunts Golgotha. Golgotha gets up and throws Darkstorm back into the corner. Golgotha climbs up to the second rope and starts to punch Darkstorm in the head. The crowd counts up to ten. Golgotha then taunts Darkstorm again. Darkstorm charges and they both break out into fisticuffs.
Stanyer: We got a brawl in front of us.
Dawg: Wrestling and boxing, this is a great night.
Golgotha gets the advantage and kicks Darkstorm in the gut and hits the Sinner Slam
Stanyer: This time Golgotha is able to pull the move off for the win.
Golgotha goes for the cover 1.....2.... Darkstorm kicks out
Dawg: Wrong Again Stanyer..hahaha!
Golgotha looks at the ref in shock but lifts up Darkstorm and sends him into the corner. Golgotha sets up Darkstorm for a top rope superplex. However, Darkstorm reverses to the outside. Both men are on the ground and neither man is moving.
Stanyer: Holy Shit!
Dawg: Holy Shit is right!
The ref starts to count both men out.1....2...Members of the MOM rush out. The ref counts loud and clear. 5.....6......Law Hiybusa and Barry Burton help Golgotha up and the rest make sure he's stable.The ref is continues to count....7....8..... and Leroy Greene throws Darkstorm in the ring.
Stanyer: Bruce is helping Darkstorm in. You can't win the belt if the champion is counted out.
The ref gets to 10 and he rings the bell and raises Darkstorms hand.
Dawg: Law and Burton forgot to help Golgotha in the ring. What a bunch of idiots!
Golgotha pissed he lost grabs his golden Bible and clocks Darkstorm over the head. Darkstorm falls down and is broken open.
Stanyer: That will take alot of stitches!
Brutal Force and Law apologize to Golgotha.
Dawg: Darkstorm gets a little outside help from an unexpected source to pull off a win. It's only a matter of time before he has to answer to Power G.
DarkStorm d. Golgotha
6:36 Countout
{Commerical Break}
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**A clip of Gambino standing over a fallen Diablo holding the PWF World Title above his head is shown as the commercial fades out**
{End Commerical}
We are in the gWo locker room, all the members are there, MVD is seen standing by the door.
MVD: "Man, I am so going to whoop Inmate's ass later on. What match you got lined up for us Gamb?"
Gambino: "It's a surprise, I'll tell you later."
MVD: "k, dude, I'm off for some refreshment, catch ya later guys."
MVD leaves the room as the camera moves on
Havok is shown in his locker room. When the crowd sees him, they boo him like never before.
Havok: Shut your faces up. I will finally be able to get my shot that I most deserve. I will see Davey K at the Pay per View. Garunteed. He will lose because I have beaten himbefore, and I will do it again. I will do what no gWo Star has done and get the European Championship from Davey K.
Havok then does the MVD taunt saying
Havok: I........Will.......Win.
Havok: I will win that tilte and hold it forever. My time has certainly come. Who wants to wreak Havok?? I.....
The camera cuts to the corridor. McCoy walks along, in a hurry it seems. He sees an empty drinks can on the floor and kicks it towards the camera.
McCoy: I should have been a footballer.
McCoy runs up to the can and aims towards the bin. He kick sends the can above the bin and it flies away.
McCoy: Damn wall. If it had been built properly that would have gone in. You just can't get the builders these days.
McCoy finally gets to a locker room and enters. The camera follows him in but is kept outside and see's in through a little opening in the door.
McCoy: Havok! Long time no see. It's good to see you doing well. I hope the PPV is a successful one for you. But you know there is still something the gWo would like you to do. As a last favour for us. You'll do this favour for us right?
Havok nods to McCoy. McCoy closes in on Havok and whispers into his ear......... the camera cuts out before we can hear any response
Gambino’s locker room, Gambino is sat reading through some paperwork. There is a knock at the door…..
Gambino: Who the hell is this, Im busy! If your not gWo, then get outta here I have a lot of business.
The knock becomes louder
Gambino: Dammit!
Gambino walks calmly to the door to reveal Davey standing with a steel chair, Gambino looks at the chair then at Davey
Davey K: You’ve been pushing me for too long you son of a bitch, at the PPV, I’ll keep my damn title, let me give you a preview of what will happen to your special Junior Sellout Havok!
At this point Davey swings the steel chair and it goes crashing into the side of Gambino’s skull with a sickening thud. Davey looks down at him…..
Davey K: You make me sick…..Im not gonna let you beat me, you little bastard!
Davey throws the chair down onto the body of Gambino and looks into the camera
Davey K: Havok, your next! Im a superstar and Ive been pushed too far…..MVD is always messing with my matches, that piece of trash Gambino is desperate to take my title from me, and your not better than him. You could have been someone Havok but you sold out to the little meely mouthed bastard you can see laid out on the floor. I may not have many morals but the Superstar does not have a price I cant be bought….
Stanyer: Is Davey K crazy???
Dawg: Now that was the stupidest thing I've ever seen him do, now he's just pissed Gambino off.
Stanyer: I would not want to be Davey K when Gambino comes round.
Credit: Brendan Seeley (Grimm)
Before the music begins, everywhere goes dark, and then purple and blue lights flicker and then go all around, then focus on the entrance where Davey K is about to enter. The minute it focuses on the entrance, the music begins.
The Video is of Superstar Davey K, dancing with many attractive women on a beach and then in his variety of cars eg BMW etc. The camera zooms into the numberplate which reads "SUPERSTAR 1". Davey K can be seen driving the car with his customary expensive jewellery and designer silk shirts. The camera then focuses on Davey K standing next to his car as many bikini wearing women wash it, and Davey stands looking on with an American Football Shirt, with his name on the back that reads "Davey K - no.69". The Video goes on to show Davey in various expensive clubs.
Superstar Davey K walks down the aisle very confidentally with a smug look on his face. He will come down dressed and have his wrestling gear underneath. His dress is either American Football Jerseys, baggy trousers and trainers if he is to wrestle. If he is out to cut a promo then he will be dressed smartly, wearing an open slik shirt, revealing jewellery. Davey K will stop every so often to look at a member of the crowd and show them the rings on his finger. All the time he will be nodding his head to the music on the speakers. When he gets to the ring he will walk up the steps, and enter the ring by going through the middle ropes. He immediatley goes to the turnbuckle and stands with his arms stretched open, nodding to the music, pointing at his chest and mouthing "Who's the superstar Baby?", "Yeah, show me the money!".
James: And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California, weighing 266lbs, the PWF European Champion, "Superstar" Davey K
Davey walks around the ring with the mic in his hand, patting his European Title.
Davey K: Ladies, Gentleman thank you for coming to see your Superstar!
The ladies of the audience give the biggest cheer
Davey K: For the first time since my arrival in the PWF you have seen another side of the Superstar, all you people in the stadium with me tonight, my many fans watching this on TV, will have seen me take a lot of crap since getting my hands on this title. Love me or Hate me..you have to admit, everything Ive ever done, Ive done it by working hard…..which is something that just isn’t happening in the PWF at the moment. Gambino has hired himself his own little bitch in Havok to try and take my title from me, well that aint gonna happen, as well at the moment Gambino, the all ruling commissioner is out back somewhere getting some stitches, which has been a long time in coming. As for Havok I know you will be here tonight, tonight is not the night to cross me! Now lets get the show on the road, Chrusader Chrome…I know you have a match with me. You must be pretty nervous back there, but wait, Im sure you’re a superstar or superhero, well you have to be with a name like Chrusader Chrome, what are you He-Mans friend? Get your metallic ass out here and lets give the people what they came to see and that’s the Superstar deliver an all round ass kicking that will give all the ladies something to get hot under the collar with, and all the gentleman something to applaud, so where are you Ninja Turtle?
The lights go out and a series of light blue lights flash throughout the arena. Livin It Up by Ja-Rule blares over the pa followed by an explosion of fireworks similar to Y2J’s. Crusader's Ultra-tron has images of Harley Davidsons and biker babes transcending into one another. His entrance attire consists of a leather trench coat, dark sunglasses, and a du- rag rapped around his head. When he walks out into the entrance, he pauses and raises both fists in the air, proceeding to walk to the ring. Walking with a bmf walk, he climbs into the ring, while the lights are still out, and raises the lights with a fist in the air.
James: Introducing, from Palm Beach, Florida, weighing 299lbs, "The One" Crusader Chrome. Crowd gives a monumentous Cheer
Report: Davey K walks around a bit smirking at the screaming women as Crusader stares him down with evil in his eyes. The 2 men walk into the middle of the ring, Davey smirks as Crusader just stares him down some more. Crusader turns his head for a sec then nails Davey with a hard right hand, Davey steps back a bit as Crusader continues with right hands. Davey gets into the corner and kicks Crusader in the stomach closing the punching assault. Davey walks out with a couple kicks to the side of Crusaders ribs, Crusader falls to the ground and holds his ribs. Crusader gets up a little stunned. Davey waits for him to get up and then hits a Double Underhook Suplex. Davey goes for a cover. .....................1 ....................... Crusader kicks out easily. Crusader gets back up and blocks a right hand by Davey and then staggers him with a Haymaker. Crusader grabs him in a headlock and hits a vicious uppercut. Davey staggers backwards into the ropes and comes off into a hard clothesline from Crusader. He covers. ......................1 ........................2 ......................... Davey kicks out. Crusader picks up Davey and pushes him into the corner where he hammers him down with hard rights and lefts. Crusader then pulls Davey up and sits him on the top rope. He climbs up and delivers a big Superplex. Crusader takes a moment to catch his breath and then goes for the cover. ........................1 ..........................2 ........................ Davey kicks out. Crusader pulls Davey up and sets him up for a DDT, but Davey counters with a Northern Lights Suplex and a bridge. ........................1 ........................2 ..................... Crusader kicks out. The two pull themselves to their feet quickly. Crusader gets in a kick to the gut and then hits a Gordbuster. Crusader then bounces off the ropes and hits a hard elbow drop. Crusader then makes a cover. ....................1 ......................2 .................. Davey kicks out. Crusader picks him up and sends him to the ropes and lifts him over his shoulders and hits the DVD. He makes the cover. ...................1 ..........................2 ........................ Davey kicks out again. Crusader gets a little frustrated at his inability to put away Davey and argues with the referee. While he does this Davey rolls him up from behind with a School Boy Pin. .......................1 ........................2 .................... Crusader kicks out. Crusader gets up and then cleans Davey's clock with a devastating Jumping Clothesline. Crusader quickly covers. ......................1 ........................2 ..................... Davey kicks out.
Stanyer: Crusader is on a viscous streak as of late and Davey K is feeling the affects
Dawg: That’s correct since he’s lost the title he’s gone nutz!
Crusader picks up Davey again and grabs him around the throat for the Chrome Drop. But as Crusader lifts Davey, he hooks his legs around his head and Davey counters with a Hurricanranna and hangs on for the pin. ........................1 ..........................2 ...................... Crusader kicks out. Davey rolls to his feet and nearly knocks Crusader's head off with a stunning Super kick. Davey then starts to show off to his ladies and then climbs the turnbuckle. He gets to the top, but he wasted too much time and Crusader is back up and he crotches him on the top rope. Crusader hits Davey in the stomach a couple of times and then climbs up to the top rope. Crusader hooks him around the head and looks set for a Super DDT, but Davey counters with a couple of rabbit punches and then pushes Crusader back to the mat and then stands up and knocks Crusader down with a Missile Dropkick. Crusader rolls into the corner and begins to pull himself up. Once he is up in the corner, Davey comes charging in with a Big Splash and then he waits for Crusader to stagger out of the corner before he lifts him over his shoulder and hits a Samoan Drop. He goes for the cover. ......................1 .........................2 ....................... Crusader kicks out. Davey K rolls out of the ring and goes over to one of his lady friends at ringside, he chats to her a little and then kisses her on the cheek before he rolls back into the ring.
Stanyer: Davey K always the ladies man
Dawg: Yeah that’s something new for you isn’t it Stanyer!
Stanyer: That’s enough from you
Crusader gets to his feet as Davey attempts an Ax handle smash, Crusader moves and kicks Davey right in the face. Davey hits the mat. Crusader slips out of the ring and picks up a chair from the announcer table. Crusader gets behind the ref when he slides in and decks him in the back of the head knocking him out of the ring. Suddenly Masta P runs from the back and slides in the ring as Crusader is setting up from the Concussion on the chair. Masta P grabs Davey K down and kicks Crusader in the stomach before he hits the Masta Bomb. Masta P leaves the ring and puts the ref back in, The ref wakes back up as Davey hits the Superstar Slam. Davey covers Crusader…………………1……………..2……….3!!!
Davey K d. Crusader
8:34 Pinfall
Stanyer: Well well well, with a little help from Masta P, Davey K has pulled off a big win over the former World Champion, that is an turnup for the books.
Dawg: I can't believe he won, he's a loser, he can't beat World champs.
Stanyer: He still has to face the wrath of Gambino however.
Dawg: That I would NEVER want to have to face.
We cut to the medical room, where Gambino is being looked at by a nurse.
Nurse: "You'll have a nasty bruise in the morning Mr. Gambino, but you don't need any stitches."
Gambino: "Good, just give me an Ice pack, and I'll be on my way."
Nurse: "Certainly Mr. Gambino, but I reccomend you don't wrestle tonight, not after a blow like that."
Gambino: "After a blow like that? That was a nothing blow sister, like a Boxer's jab, it doesn't do much damage, but it will wear you down eventually. I've been taking chair shots for years woman. I can handle one chair shot before a match."
Nurse: "Okay sir, but I still don't reccomend it."
Gambino: "Ah whatever, have you seen MVD?"
Nurse: "I haven't seen Mr. Van Dam. I spoke with his wife a few moments ago, she was looking for him also."
Gambino: "Thanks for your help. Goodbye."
Gambino leaves the medical room, you can almost hear him say "Thank fuck I don't have to be so courteous anymore", and then he walks down the corridor for a moment, he comes across Ted Tedison and a camera man. He ignores Tedison and tells the camera to get ready
Gambino: "I hope your watching this Davey, because you just made the biggest fucking mistake of your entire life. You just pissed off the baddest SOB in wrestling today. And I promise you this, you will regret that mistake, till the day you die."
Gambino walks off, holding the Ice Pack to his head.
One of the camera's backstage suddenly takes the screen as some insane ramblings can be heard being shouted down the nearby hallway.
Voice: "HAHAHAHA, bow! Bow! and Arrows! Must have arrows. Hehehehehehe"
The camera sneaks around the corner to see Theros standing in front of a Pepsi machine, and apparantly deep in conversation with it.
Theros: "Hehehehe, soon comes the end. Curtain fall! Night time, all bright and shiny. Dirt flow black stew! Yes yes yes! You see now.... yes you do! But you are blind! Horribly blessed, like me. You stay away from me FREAK!!!!"
Theros continues to scream at the offending soda machine.
Theros: "Just like them! The voices know, they follow and spy. Ten times minus eight. Just two..... two who wil fall. Fall like stars from the bright sky and into the purple ocean. Watch the time, watch it fall faster than you. Heelmaster................... Showstopper.................. you try to break the madman, but no no no no no no no no no no no NO! NO! You fail.... fail, and now Theros walks again, and Theros hunts again, and Theros hears them again! Prepared for hell...."
Theros turns and glares at the camera, before turning and leaving down the hallway still babbling.
The camera cuts to Mr. Walrus in his locker room. His own locker room, not the Methods of Mayhem locker room... wait a minute, Walrus isn't important enough to have his own locker room... that's weird. Anyway, Walrus is watching Havoc on the television in his room. Theros' ramblings go off air and Walrus sees that he's on the camera.
Walrus: 'Ey, it's the camera! Well, looks like after my win over Big Lou Mr. Pellington doesn't want to put me on TV. Well, I'll just have to rectify that, won't I?
Walrus chuckles to himself and goes back to watching television.
The camera cuts backstage during the Havoc broadcast and fades into the locker room of the PWF United States Champion, who bears a long black trenchcoat which covers his attire and has his belt draped over his shoulder. He seems much more of the philosopher type tonight and he is pacing the room, ranting and critiquing.
Homicide: "Tonight.. I have the madman Theros on my agenda, and he will pull out all the stops to win this match.. if his self control allows him to.. The Madman meets The Massacre.. Who could have come up with a better tabloid cover or on-paper match-up? The only problem is that those are both opinions, and the winner tonight is fact!"
Homicide begins to pace a bit, then stops.
Homicide: "One fact is that I am this great country's champion, and I will NOT have a let down! ..even if the belt isn't up for grabs! This match is supposed to be a road block for me, a REAL test of my character, and I'll be damned if I let the portrayal of me be as a LOSER!!"
Homicide kicks over a chair in his path like it was a road block, and doesn't even slow down, just keeps talking.
Homicide: "Loser? I think NOT! Massacre.. You DAMN RIGHT!"
Homicide momentarily stops as if a whole new thought came over his head, then attends that issue.
Homicide: "And speaking people I have to massacre.. Sandstorm.. Congratulations on your victory, but do you really want to collect your prize? Your ceremony will be A Dark Day In Hell!"
Homicide lets out his sinister laugh before continuing.
Homicide: "The Pay Per View name is quite fitting actually once you think about it.. And do you know what? IT'S NAME IS YOUR FUTURE!! ..You can decide how you want to reach it (stipulations), but I guaran-DAMN-tee you the results will not vary nor even be close! ..Bottom line is you can bring ALL wind and sand you want, all the powers of the Four Horsemen and the Apocalypse.. BUT.. your superior awaits.. Recognize OR REALIZE!!!"
Homicide disappears into a screen of snowy gray and white static with a flip of his trenchcoat, and the camera fades back to the Havoc arena.
Stanyer: You think we should take Theros to see Lord of the Rings?
Dawg: Are you insane?
Stanyer: No he is.
Dawg: You'd only give him more rubbish to ramble on about. You can't understand a word he says as it is, god help us if we give him ammunition.
Stanyer: Well, he faces a stiff task in the ring next, as he takes on the US champion, Homicide.
Suddenly wild laughter echoes through the arena, the lights flashing purple and red. Theros appears on stage, his hands on his hips as he laughs. After several moments the laughs die off, and Ozzy's 'Crazy Train' hits. Theros stalks down towards the ring, a confident smirk on his face as the music continues to boom. Theros rolls into the ring and starts laughing again. The music then shatters into another chorus of wild laughter.
James: Introducing from Syracuse, New York, weighing 282lbs. "The Madman" Theros Macalvia Crowd gives out a big cheer
The arena goes dim, and the crowd silences. Tension builds, and a collective focus is on the Ultratron, which flashes an entrance video alternating match clips with red, white, and blue text: THE.. REAL.. AMERICAN.. MASSACRE!! The pyrotechnics begin with a white streak from the rafters, which is answered by a row of red and blue explosions across the stage and the flicker of lights. Then, through the mist of the explosion aftermath, the curtain moves aside and Homicide steps out to the arena with his PWF United States Championship belt draped over his shoulder and receives a huge ovation, then he swaggers down to the ring as he is being introduced.
James: "Making his way to the ring, hailing from Boston, Massachusetts, and weighing in at 292 pounds; He is the PWF United States Champion and REAL American Massacre.. HOMICIDE!"Crowd Cheers
Report: Referee, Carlton Rock rings the bell as Homicide and Theros tie up, both try to overpower each other. Homicide locks Theros in a headlock, but he pushes Homicide into the ropes and sends him off. He knocks him down with a shoulder block and then comes off the ropes to the side and as Homicide stands up Theros hits a Swinging Neckbreaker. Theros makes a quick cover. ...................1 ............ Homicide is quick to kick out. He gets to his feet and clocks Theros with a hard right hand. Homicide gets in a couple more right hands before Theros stuns him with an uppercut. Homicide checks his jaw as Theros bounces off the ropes and goes for a Flying Roundhouse Kick, but Homicide catches him in mid-air and then drives him into his knee for a back breaker. Homicide pulls Theros up to his feet and takes him to the corner where he slams his head into the pads. Homicide then delivers a couple of shoulder blocks, followed by a couple of knees to the gut to wear Theros down. Homicide whips Theros to the opposite turnbuckle and when he bounces off and staggers towards him he lifts him over his shoulders and delivers a Samoan Drop. Homicide reaches back to hook the leg. .................1 ....................2 ................. Theros kicks out easily. Homicide pulls Theros up to his feet, but Theros gets in a couple of headbutts to the gut before he snaps Homicide over with a Headlock takedown. Theros then locks in a Sleeper Like hold, locking his legs around Homicide's waist. Theros makes sure to keep his body on it's side so his shoulders are not down.
Stanyer: An intelligent ploy this by Theros, to use the Sleeper hold to wear down Homicide. You can't fight if you can't breath, and that's the exact priniciple Theros is using to his advantage right now.
Dawg: Now I still don't believe Theros is truly insane, and this proves it. He is definitely playing us all.
Theros holds on the hold tightly, Homicide however is still strong and begins to pull himself to his feet. But the effect of the hold starts to get to him, and he drops back down to one knee, and then Theros takes him back down to the mat. Referee Carlton Rock checks the arm of Homicide and signals for a 1 count. He checks it again and signals for a 2 count. He checks it a third time, but somehow, some way, Homicide manages to get his arm up, if only barely. As the adrenalin begins to coarse through his veins he begins to quickly rise to his feet and even lifts Theros into a piggy back position, as he still refuses to release the hold. Homicide backs into the turnbuckle, squashing Theros between him and the pads. Homicide then walks forward and jumps up to drive Theros into the canvas. Homicide then rolls off to catch his breath for a moment. After a few moments, Homicide begins to get to his feet. Theros does so as well. Homicide kicks Theros in the gut immediately and then holds his head so he can deliver a hard right hand. Theros staggers around for a second before he catches Homicide with a kick to the gut, and then locks him in a headlock and delivers a viscious throat thrust. Homicide grabs his throat, suddenly gasping for air. Theros goes for a Jump Swinging DDT, but Homicide counters it with a Spinebuster. Homicide drops on Theros for a cover. ....................1 ......................2 .................... Theros kicks out. Theros slowly gets to his feet and Homicide locks both arms from behind, looking for the Ethnic Cleanser (Tiger Suplex), but Theros counters with a Mule Kick. Homicide backs into the turnbuckle holding his genitalia. He gets to his feet and turns to rest his free arm on the turnbuckle. But there is no rest for the weary as Theros charges in and hits Negative Space (Spear to the back in the turnbuckle), squashing Homicide in the corner. Homicide falls to the mat, now holding his back. Theros climbs to the top turnbuckle. He then dives off the top with the Headplant landing perfectly on Homicide's chest. Theros takes a moment to recover and then makes the cover. .....................1 .......................2 ......................... Homicide kicks out.
Stanyer: So close for Theros, he nearly pulled off a shock, and beat the US champ.
Dawg: Is that such a big shock? For him to beat the US champ?
Stanyer: In the form Homicide is in, quite frankly, YES.
Theros pulls Homicide up to his feet and lifts him up onto his shoulder. He raises one arm to the crowd, who give out a decent cheer. He then runs to the turnbuckle and bounces Homicide off it and then completes the Crazy Train (Oklahoma Slam) with the Powerslam. Theros hooks the leg immediately afterwards. ......................1 ..........................2 ........................ Homicide powers out. Homicide slowly gets to his feet. Theros is climbing the turnbuckle at the same time. Theros goes for Insanities Decent (Flying Roundhouse off the turnbuckle), but Homicide sidesteps it and Theros finds nothing but canvas. The Madman is quickly up though, but only walks into Homicide who scoops him up and delivers the Cell Splitter (Fire Thunder Driver). He lays an arm over Theros. ...................1 ......................2 ..................... Theros gets a shoulder up. Theros slowly gets to his feet. Homicide grabs him and sets him up for the Boston Massacre, but suddenly he drops Theros and seems to be challenging someone in the aisle. The camera moves across and we see that Sandstorm and Golgotha in the aisle. They both look at each other and then slide into the ring. At first Homicide unloads on both of them with kicks and big right hands, but Sandstorm gets in a low blow, just as the bell is being rung for a DQ. Sandstorm and Golgotha then both stomp down Homicide. Sandstorm collects a steel chair while Golgotha mounts Homicide and bashes him with right hands. Sandstorm brings the chair in and tells Golgotha to let Homicide go, he does so and the Boston Massacre staggers to his feet, and promptly gets a Steel Chair shot right between his eyes. Sandstorm then gives Homicide a few choice words.
Homicide d. Theros
7:54 DQ
Stanyer: I looks like Sandstorm is preparing for next Sunday, where he will face Homicide for the US title.
Dawg: What the hell is Theros doing???
Theros is standing on the top turnbuckle. He goes for Insanities Decent again, but he misses both men. Sandstorm then pulls Theros up and gives him a few unkind words. Golgotha then holds the dazed Theros as Sandstorm raises the steel chair over his head. But Sandstorm then stops and turns around, we see that Walrus is running down the aisle, armed with his own Steel Chair.
Dawg: What the hell does that idiot want?
Stanyer: I think he wants to deliver the chair shot.
Sandstorms shakes his head at Walrus, who is almost begging Sandstorm to let him do it. Sandstorm reluctantly relents and goes to hold Theros while Walrus raises the chair over his head, he steadies himself, takes aim and then cracks the chair over Sandstorms head!!!!! Golgotha looks at Sandstorm, shocked, and then back at Walrus, before he gets clocked over the head. The crowd look totally perplexed as Walrus starts to help Theros up to his feet. The two then start to head to the back as the crowd discuss what just happened.
Dawg: What the hell is going on?
Stanyer: I'm not 100% sure, but I think the two craziest guys in the business, just teamed up.
Dawg: Oh no, tell me this isn't happening.
Stanyer: Dave, it's happening.
Dawg: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
{Commerical Break}
**The scene opens to a locker room where Homicide stands wearing a new t-shirt and the PWF European Title belt over his shoulder. In the backround "Cowboys From Hell" by Prodigy plays..**
Homicide- "You love me.. You hate me.. You’ll NEVER forget me! Get ready to.. WEAR my NEW t-shirt!! No, your eyes aren‘t lying to you. It’s your European Champion here telling all of you PWF fans to show your pride in your favorite wrestler by purchasing the new "Homicide 4:32 T-shirt". All you have to do is call 1-800-PWF-SHIT, and pay the low, low price of $39.99!"
**Camera zooms out, revealing that Homicide is wearing the new t-shirt, as he continues talking.**
Homicide- "Now you could decide not to pay this small, small fee and wear something else.. But then I would have to massacre you.. So, start dialing those phones before supplies run out. The number, once again, is 1-800-PWF-SHIT. Don’t make me hurt you.."
**Camera now has the telephone number 1-800-PWF-SHIT across the bottom, and Homicide grins as the advertisement comes to an end.**
{End Commerical}
We cut back to the gWo locker room, everyone is there, except for MVD. Gambino has the Ice Pack on his head.
McCoy: "You gonna be ok Gamb?"
Gambino: "Yeah, don't worry about me, I can handle it. Did you tell Havok?"
McCoy: "He said he'd take care of it."
Gambino: "Good, that's that out of the way. Has anyone seen Matt?
Travis: "Last I saw him was in here, when he left for a drink."
Gambino: "Same here. I have this horrible feeling of deja vu.
McCoy: You don't think?
McFreeze remains completely silent
Gambino: "Don't even think about it, knowing Matt he's probably with JVD somewhere, you know what those two are like."
Most of the gWo locker room nods in acknowledgement, but they all look a little unsure.
Gambino: "Hey, guys, it's not worth worrying about yet. Come on, we got a match. You ok with taking Matt's place Travis?"
Travis: "Is Cheese made from Milk? Of course I ain't got a problem. Let's go kick some ass."
Camera cuts away from the gWo Locker room.
The camera focuses in on Jason Hunt who is talking on a cell phone when he sees Big Poppa and Sabre talking. Jason approaches them.
Hunt: Yeah, look I gotta go. I'll check ya lata.
Jason hangs up the cell phone and puts it in his pocket and he walks up to Big Poppa and Sabre.
Hunt: Poppa Pop Popster Biggy Smalls, or whatever your name is and Sabre, tonight we are a team and don't forget it. Here's the deal guys. I may not like you and you may not like me. But tonight we need to put all of that aside.
Big Poppa and Sabre nod in agreement.
Hunt: We have a common goal and a common enemy. We all hate the gWo right here and tonight is a good way to start getting rid of them. I want Gambino and you guys want Power G and Travis right. We have to stay together and kick their asses as a team. It's not my choice to team up with you but I am glad that I am. Together we will take down the gWo starting tonight. I got your guys's back tonight if you guys get mine. Let's do this.
Jason extends his hand out to the team of Big Poppa and Sabre in an offer of a handshake.
Jason extends his hand out to the team of Big Poppa and Sabre in an offer of a handshake, and Sabre recipricates... only to run it through his hair at the last minute.
Sabre: I'm so freakin' happy you're willing to play happy families, Hunt. No, no... really. I mean, we might have zippo in terms of a strategy but as long as we "stick together"...
Hunt grabs Sabre by the arm, staring intently...
Hunt: Hey, you may not like the situation, but if it means a chance at kicking the gWo's ass...
Sabre: What... collectivley? The three of us? Not happening, I'm sorry. You'll prove you don't have what it takes, he'll do something stupid, and that leaves a three on one attack ending with me getting my ass kicked again. The script is written out, it's all just a matter of time. Think about that before you give me the prep talk bull.
Sabre begins to pull away, but Jason tightens his grip on Sabres arm, pulling him back to attention...br>
Hunt: You're one sorry son of a bitch, do you know that? One loss and all of a sudden the World hates ya. Well I tell you what... if it looks like you're costing us the match tonight, then don't worry about the gWo... I'll kick your ass myself.
The crowd grow silent as the tension begins to grow between the two. Big Poppa merely looks on as Sabre brushes Jasons hand away...
Sabre: Oh don't worry. I have beef with the gWo. I won't pass up an opportunity for payback on ANY of those mofo's. But remeber what you just said, Hunt... because the same applies with you... and him.
Sabre barely acknowledges his tag partner, Big Poppas prescense, as he turns around and begins to walk away from the scene...
Jason walks over to Sabre and grabs him by the arm and pulls him around.
Hunt: Look here Sabre, you are not going to ruin this for me. I dont care what kind of problems you have going on, but this is a big night for me.
Sabre: This isn't going to work.
Hunt: I have only been with you for a few minutes and I am already getting sick of you. You can attack me if you want, do what you will. But do it after the match. We are going to win this as a team whether you like that or not.
Sabre: Who the hell do you think you are? Whether I like it or not?
Hunt: I am not going to let your crap get to me, because I need this win. I need to show Gambino what he is dealing with and I am not going to lose that oppurtunity because of your petty problems and insecurities. Now I don't know about Big Poppa and if he is going to screw up anything or not but the way I see it is, I have what it takes. I beat Power G, MVD has been running scared since day 1 and Gambino knows that I can dish it out. So just think about this, i'm not going to screw up and I dont know about Poppa, but you just worry about you not screwing up.
Jason lets go of Sabre and looks him dead in the eyes.
Hunt: That's all you have to worry about.
Jason turns his back and his look on his face changes from the normal confident one to a now worried face...
Jason turns his back and his look on his face changes from the normal confident one to a now worried face and gets into a fighting stance as Big Poppa approaches him…
Poppa: Whoa there, tiger. I’m not going to attack you from behind like the gWo scum. If I had a problem with you, I’d say it to your face and go from there. But that isn’t important… Now, I’ve listened to what you two have had to say, and here’s my say… I think we can take them… If you two decide to solve any problems you have right now, that is. I mean seriously guys, there’s no room for ego here tonight. You both have faced Power G and Gambino before… And Sabre knows what Travis Right’s game is all about… Hell, the way I see it is that we are all up one because they have no idea what to expect from me… Hey Sabre, I know you’ve lost to all three of them…
Sabre: Shut up Poppa.
Poppa: Whoa… Didn’t mean to get ya all riled up. Now, I’m really sick of you assuming I’m going to screw up. Where do you get off saying stuff like that? You’re only making it harder for us to regain gold. I dropped the midget, I ditched the Chick… What else do you f’n want? A name change to ‘Sabre’s Lacky?’
Hunt: Hey, don’t go around telling me to solve my problems when you two seem to have problems of your own.
Poppa: Yeah, whatever. I just want to know what’s up with all the sh*t he’s been given me lately. I’m truly tired of it. I’m not going to screw…
All of the sudden the attention is drawn to Havok, who is creeping up behind them armed with a Steel Chair, as the three continue their discussion, Havok pounces and nails a shot to Jason Hunt first. He then drives the chair into the gut of Sabre and then swings at Poppa catching him on the shoulder/head. Havok's face then goes into shock and suddenly Davey K comes into the picture and he spears Havok off his feet. He then starts to pound Havok with right hands. Davey then climbs off and picks up the steel chair, but security dive in before Davey can even make a swing. They hold the two men apart as they continue their exchange of words
Stanyer: It looks like the team of Hunt, Sabre & Poppa are only just getting along. And we can clearly see what the gWo's plan was, but it looks like Davey K thwarted it.
Dawg: He's a thorn in the gWo's side at the moment, one that will soon be pulled out and tossed aside forever.
Stanyer: Do you have a suspiscious feeling about MVD? Nobody has seen him at all. It's getting deja vu.
Dawg: Don't even say it, I'm not even going to consider such a possibility.
The lights begin to dim and the fans quiet down in anticipation. The words "Real Show" fade in and out on the dark UltraTron, and the lights suddenly turn on and fire works blast off as a customized version of Limp Bizkit's My Way starts up
James: "Coming to the ring at this time, at a combined weight of 515lbs, Big Poppa and The SabreMassive Cheer from the crowd
The audience goes mad as Big Poppa and Sabre emerge through the Havoc curtains. They do a air-guitar taunt to the tune of the song, and they Big Poppa dances down to the ring as Sabre walks down hi-fi-ing all the fans
The lights are turned off and red laser lights flash through out the arena and then pyro goes off on the stage and People=Shit hits and out walks Jason Hunt with a confident strut. Jason raises his hands in the air and then he walks down to the ring and when he gets in the ring he flexes his muscles then climbs up to the ropes and raises his arms and hands again.
James: Introducing from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing 220lbs, Jason Hunt.
As "Walk with your head up" by Deftones & System of Down hits" hits and you hear "Get up Stand up, I got my head up" Travis comes walking out onto the ramp and arrogantly waves for the fans to boo all they want. Firecrackers pop off all around the Ultra-tron as the Future makes his way to the ring. As he reaches the front of the ring, Travis slides under the bottom rope and slowly walks to the center of the ring. He crosses his arms and nods his head as the pyros explode behind him.
James: Introducing from Miami, Florida, weighing 283lbs, "The Future" Travis Right. Crowd Boos loudly
"Zombie Nation" by Kernkraft 400 plays as a Green Light descends upon the arena. The Entrance Lights flash along with the beat as the music plays. When the synth kicks in, Power G walks out with The Real McCoy as the lights flash various shades of green, both men are holding Microphones. Power G begins to hit himself to psyche himself up, before walking to the ring with the Real McCoy.
James: Introducing, from Holguin, Cuba, weighing 230lbs, Power G. Crowd Boos, but a number of cheers are heard
The lights dim, as a drum beat kicks in. The drums rapidly increase in volume as the name GAMBINO flashes across the screen in silver lettering, alternating with the gWo logo in green lettering. Green lights shine up from the stage, pointing towards the entrance. "Sellout" by Biohazard begins blaring through the arena, and a spotlight shines on the entrance. Gambino steps forward into the spotlight so he can be seen. He's wearing the gWo basketball jersey, along with his ring attire, and the PWF World Championship belt strapped tightly around his waist. He lowers his head and raises a water bottle above him, pouring it on his head and face. He spits some of the water out as he begins to walk forward towards the ring. He pauses in the aisle for a moment, and points to the gWo logo on his jersey, showing it off to the crowd. Once he gets to the ring, he climbs in and walks to the center of the ring. Once there, he takes off his jersey and tosses it to the corner. He takes off the PWF World Championship belt as well, and holds it high above his head for everyone to see.
James: Introducing, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing 245lbs, the PWF World Champion, Antonio Gambino Crowd boo extremely loudly "You sold out" chants are heard
Report: Travis starts out the match, Big Poppa insists on starting out for his team. Senior Referee Mark Johnson rings the bell and Poppa catches Travis by surprise with some fast right hands. Poppa then sends Travis to the ropes and knocks him down with a Forearm. Travis gets up a little shaken by the speed of Poppa's attacks. Poppa goes for Travis, but gets kicked in the gut. Poppa shakes it off and goes for a haymaker, but Travis ducks underneath and Leg Sweeps Poppa onto his back, and swiftly follows it with a Somersault Leg Drop. Travis covers. ................1 ....... Poppa powers out. The two rise to their feet and stare each other down. They go for a tie up, but Poppa gets in a knee to the gut. He then holds Travis in a headlock and starts to give him some trash talk when Travis counters the move with a back drop. Poppa gets to his feet holding his back. Travis whips him to the ropes, but Poppa reverses only for Travis to catch him with a High Spinning Wheel Kick as he comes off the ropes. Poppa pulls himself up. Travis kicks him in the gut and then hooks both arms and delivers a Tiger Bomb with pin. ......................1 ........................2 Poppa kicks out. Travis pulls Poppa over to his corner and tags in Power G. Travis holds Poppa's arms as Power G slingshots over the ropes into a Leg Drop across Poppa's throat. Power G pulls Poppa up to his feet and delivers a knife edge chop. And follows it up with another. But a third one is blocked by Poppa, who holds Power G's hand and then walks him into the middle of the ring shaking his head. But Power G snaps him out of it with a kick to the gut, and then a Fireman's Carry. Power G then goes for a Backflip Moonsault, but Poppa rolls out of the way, and G hits the canvas. Power G gets to his feet and loses where Poppa is, he is behind him, and locks his head to deliver a Reverse DDT. Poppa then gets to his feet and tags in The Sabre.
Stanyer: Tough start from Poppa, he took a lot of punishment from the gWo.
Dawg: Why didn't you just say flat out, good start by the gWo, because that's what it is.
Sabre is quickly onto Power G and delivers a series of fast right hands putting Power G in the corner. Sabre then runs up Power G and kicks him in the face. Power G staggers out holding his head. Sabre then stares him in the eyes, before he delivers a two fingered poke to the eyes. Mark Johnson admonishes him for it, but Sabre ignores it and sends Power G to the ropes, where Gambino gets a blind tag. Sabre delivers a hiptoss to Power G, but then gets caught with a clothesline to the back of the head by Gambino, while Power G rolls out of the ring. Sabre gets to his feet, holding the back of his head. Gambino bends him over and delivers a strong knee to his face. Gambino then delivers a couple of right hands before he sends Sabre to the turnbuckle. Gambino follows in with a hard clothesline which rocks Sabre. Gambino then unleashes a volley of right hands at Sabre. But amazingly he ducks under one and catches Gambino with a Hangman's Neckbreaker. Gambino & Sabre get to their feet. Sabre kicks him in the gut and delivers a couple of right hands before he kicks Gambino in the gut and delivers a Snap Suplex. He then holds on and delivers another Snap Suplex, again he holds on and this time delivers a Falcon Arrow and holds on for the pin. ......................1 .............................2 ............................ Gambino kicks out. Sabre gets to his feet and Sabre drags him over to the turnbuckle where he sets him up for a Tornado DDT, but Gambino counters and crotches Sabre on the top turnbuckle. Gambino then climbs up with Sabre and he delivers a Big Superplex.
Stanyer: Jason Hunt is desperate for a tag, I'm sure Gambino could use a quick break as well.
Sabre crawls over to his corner and gets a tag to Hunt. Gambino gets to his feet and is met by Hunt who delivers a couple of right hands, but Gambino blocks one and sends a stiff right hand back in the face of Hunt. Hunt comes back with a knee to the gut and sends Gambino to the ropes. Hunt connects with the Equaliser (Spinkick). Hunt covers quickly. ...................1 .....................2 ..................... Gambino kicks out. Hunt pulls Gambino up to his feet and kicks him in the gut a couple of times, he hooks him up for a Suplex, but as he lifts him, Gambino drops down behind and locks the head and delivers a Reverse DDT. Both men stay down and begin to crawl towards their corners. Gambino gets their first with a tag to Power G, who quickly charges after Hunt and stops him from leaving the ring. He drags him back to the centre where he delivers a couple of knife edge chops and then he delivers a Back Body Flip. Hunt staggers to his feet and rests in the gWo corner. Power G tags in Travis, who comes in and lies on all fours in front of Hunt while Power G backs to the opposite corner. Sabre tries to grab Power G, but he is too quick and charges in to hit the Air on a G String (Poetry in Motion). While Hunt struggles for his bearing, he walks into Travis, who delivers a Manhattan Drop. And then spins around to deliver a Spinning Clothesline. Hunt gets up again, and this time Travis delivers the Spiking (Cradle Piledriver. Instead of covering. Travis tags out and Gambino climbs to the top rope and flies off with a perfect Guillotine Leg Drop. Gambino quickly covers. ........................1 ........................2 ......................... Big Poppa makes the save, befoe he is forced to leave the ring. Gambino pulls Hunt up to his feet and goes for the Gambino Bomb, but somehow Hunt drops out of it and lands on his feet before a gut kick sets up a nasty DDT. Both men stay down now.
Stanyer: Now is so vital, whoever can get to their feet first,, has the best chance of victory.
Dawg: Thank you for stating the glaringly obvious for us all.
Jason Hunt and Gambino both make tags at almost the same time, to Poppa & Power G respectively. Poppa comes in a clotheslines Power G down. Travis is quickly in, but gets clotheslined down. Sabre has climbed to the top rope. While Poppa delivers the Showtoppin Slam (Swinging Chokeslam) to Power G, Sabre flies off the top rope and snaps Travis over with a Hurricanranna, sending Travis sliding out of the ring. Hunt is back in and he delivers a Facebuster to Gambino. Poppa delivers a German Suplex and then sets up Power G for the Poppa Bomb, but the Real McCoy has climbed to the apron to distract the referee. Travis has delivered a DVD to Sabre on the outside. Poppa releases Power G while he is delivering the Poppa Bomb. Travis picks up the PWF World Title and slides it to Gambino. Jason Hunt pulls Gambino up to his feet, not seeing the title, but gets caught in the face with it. Poppa then turns around to receive a running belt shot to the face. Gambino slides the belt out of the ring as The Real McCoy gets down from the apron and the referee turns back to the action and sees Gambino covering Poppa. .....................1 ........................2 .........................3!!!!
Gambino, Power G & Travis d. Poppa, Sabre & Jason Hunt
12:44 Pinfall
Stanyer: Surprise surprise, the gWo cheat to win, yet again.
Dawg: What are you talking about, the gWo won fair and square, and you damn well know it.
Suddenly, the lights go out in the arena, with all the men still in the ring.
Dawg: Jay, I have a feeling of deja vu.
Stanyer: Join the club.
Suddenly the lights come back on, and hanging above the ring is none other than Matt Van Dam, he is unconcious, and held by his legs upside down from a rope. Travis & Gambino are furious, The Real McCoy is shouting at Power G to get a Ladder. While Jason Hunt, Big Poppa & Sabre are just laughing at all of them as they leave up the aisle.
Stanyer: Deja vu indeed. And it couldn't have happened to a nicer person.
Dawg: Shut you mouth, this is horrible, there will be retribution for this, I guarantee it, MVD will not just stand back idly and allow things like this to defeat him.
Stanyer: Will he be able to compete in the Extreme Title match coming up soon? He doesn't look like he can walk at the moment, let alone wrestle. So I seriously doubt it.
Dawg: No, the dream match of Gambino v MVD has been ruined. Curse that damn Cult of Shadows.
Stanyer: Well, we are not 100% sure they did it, although they are obviously prime suspects.
Power G has climbed a ladder with Gambino, and they have pull Matt down. JVD is now in the ring, checking on her husband with a look of horror on her face. Together, Power G and Gambino carry MVD backstage.
{Commerical Break}
** A old black and white tape of wrestling starts to play as two old men wrestle in the ring. Then a huge cuts starts from teh top and goes all the way to the bottom as Eraser steps through the backdrop which the match was playing on. Eraser is wearing a white t-shirt that has his name stamped on it in the fron./ He walks up to the camera as the film still goes on. **
Eraser- You think you guys got what it takes to be one of use. You think you can do what we do.
** The screen switches to some of the most hardcore and dangerous matches that has ever happen in the PWF. The cut back to Eraser who is now backwards on a chair at a table **
Eraser- So you think you want to be a wrestler. Well......
** A huge PWF logo slams into the screen. **
Eraser- You think you are hard enough come try us.
** Eraser stands up from the table as Thorn, Kidd, Power-G, MVD, Crusader, Blackbird, Bloodbath, and Gambino all walk into the screen and all have a white t-shirt on with their names on it. Then the screen cuts off as the PWF logo flashes and then cuts off **
{End Commercial}
We see Brutal force walking into the building through the parking lot. They are wearing their PWF Hardcore tag team championship belts, Leroy has his round his waist and Barry has his barb wire version over his shoulder. Ted Tedison approaches them.
Tedison: "Barry! Leroy! Can I get a few words with you?"
Barry looks at Ted.
Barry: "No. fuck off."
Leroy: "Hey, thats no way to talk to the legendary Ted Tedison. What is wrong with you? The fans want to hear us talk..."
Barry: "The fuck they do. The fans want to see us Brutalise the fuck out of someone. But they won't becasue we don't have a damn match tonight."
Leroy: "Yeah, that sucks. But I am sure the fans want to listen to us talk to ted here, right Ted?"
Tedison: "Right, Leroy!"
Leroy wags a finger at Ted.
Leroy: "Now, now Ted. You know better than that. What do you call me?"
Tedison: "Umm..."
Leroy: "If you don't say it, you don't get to ask us any questions. "
Tedison: "OK, so..."
Ted takes a deep breath.
Tedison: "Bbbrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccceee!!!!!!!!! how does it feel to be one half of the PWF Hardcore Tag team Chmapions?"
Leroy: "hah, that's better. Well, Ted, it feels fantastic. You know we got the belts, we got the money, we got the respect."
Barry: "What we don't have is a goddammn match. What we don't have are opponents that can fight for ****!"
Leroy: "Chill, Barry. Wise Man say: 'The chipmunk so wanted to fly, that he fell of the cliff.'. Bruce Leroy say: 'You want the moon on a stick, you do.' We can't have everything. So, we are the champs and there is no one left to challenge us. So what. we have a night off, relax a little. Just chill, you know."
Tedison: "Well, the No. 1 one contenders to your belts, Canadian Kaos, have self destructed..."
Barry: "Yeah, like anyone gives a rats ass."
Tedison: "But surely there must be some teams worthy to face you?"
Leroy: "Well, Poppa and Sabre are caught up with the gWo and their belts. It will take a while for them to sort that out. Good luck to the S&Ps, by the way. Stick it to The Man!"
Barry: "We have beaten everybody. We are the PWF Hardcore Tag Team Champions! We are Brutal Force! 'Nuff said."
Leroy: "Yeah, it is kind of depressing. Still, lets go see if they have any of those complementary plates of vegetables."
Brutal Force are about to walk off, when into the picture walks their Methods of Mayhem compatriats, The Ultimate Warriors.
Law: Hey guys.
Leroy: hey, wassup, Law, Eiji. How's it hangin'?
Law: Did I just hear you say you'd beaten everyone in the Hardcore Tag Team division.
Barry: Yeah, that's right, we're Brutal Force.
Eiji: We know who you are.
Law: But you forgot one team.
Leroy & Barry look at each other.
Leroy: Who?
Law: US.
Barry: You two? But I thought we were team-mates.
Eiji: Yes, but this is different, you said you wanted a challenge, and we're accepting. Do you have a problem with that?
Barry & Leroy discuss something while in the background we see Alexander and Kull of the Gods of War heading into the arena.
Leroy: So you want to fight us? Isn't that a bit stupid, fighting between ourselves?
Law: Maybe so, but we want a chance to prove ourselves.
Behind them, Alexander and Kull stop, they pull Ted Tedison out, who's not said anything in a while.
Alexander: Hey Ted, what's going on?
Tedison: Brutal Force just put out a challenge for their titles, and their teammates, The Ultimate Warriors, accepted
Alexander: Hardcore Tag Titles? Excuse me.
Leroy, Barry, Law & Eiji all turn towards the Gods of War.
Alexander: There ain't no title match going down unless we're in it. Understand.
Leroy: You want in as well?
Law: Wo. Are you trying to steal our match? our title shot.
Alexander: We want a shot, just like you, why? You have a problem with that?
Law & Eiji look at each other. Then suddenly they attack Alexander and Kull with fists and feet flying in. The Gods of War retailitate with their own offence. Brutal Force join in and it's a complete 6 man brawl, with fists flying all over the place. Security floods the area to break it all up.
We cut to the gWo locker room, where they are tending to MVD.
Travis: "Is he ok?"
Gambino: "No idea, he's barely concious."
McCoy: "There is no way he'll be able to wrestle Inmate next."
Gambino: "Your right, sorry Matt, I got no choice on this one. Pass us the bag McCoy."
McCoy hands Gambino the bag. Gambino draws a new name out of the hat.
Gambino: "There, Inmates new opponent is Rex Chapman, move the match a bit later in the card. Give him some time to prepare."
The gWo don't seem too concerned with the draw, they are more concerning with MVD.
Stanyer: Well I am just told we have a new match signed for tonight, Leroy Greene will fight Alexander and Law Hiyabusa in a Triple Threat Match. Interesting to see the MoM members up against each other.
Dawg: But now, we are graced with the presence of the might Heelmaster, as he destroys Sandstorm in the next match.
Stanyer: We'll see, Sandstorms on a roll in recent weeks. But Heelmaster is extremely dominant in the ring. It will be a close battle.
Dawg: And of course, Heelmaster now has both Theros & Walrus to worry about.
The lights go out and the titantron lights up with the phrase "The Rage Of The Sahara" in gold letters. Gold, black, and white lasers shoot down at the stage as smoke enclouds the entranceway. The light turn on and out of the smoke, emerges Sandstorm. He makes his way down the entrance ramp, raising his arms in the air. He steps up to the ring apron and enters the ring through the second rope. He paces around the ring for a bit while his music fades out.
James: Introducing from Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada, weighing 266lbs, The Rage of the Sahara, Sandstorm
"Negative Space" by Spineshank hits as the lights go black. Blue strobes light the building up for brief instants at a time. The Heelmaster, Kevin Shane, walks onto the ramp and flips the entire crowd off. He makes several lewd gestures to make the fans boo him even more. He then walks down to the ring, laughing to himself and bad mouthing several fans. He steps into the ring and motions for everyone to kiss his ass.
James: Introducing from Pitsburgh, Pennysylvania, weighing 257lbs, The Heelmaster.
Report: Sandstorm and Heelmaster tie up. Heelmaster aggressively pushes Sandstorm away. Heelmaster gives Sandstorm two fingers right in his face. Sandstorm opens with a big right hand. Heelmaster comes back with one of his own. The two exchange right hands until Sandstorm comes out the winner. Sandstorm pushes Heelmaster back into the turnbuckle and then whips him to the opposite one. He follows in with a big splash and then hooks Heelmaster's head and delivers a running bulldog. Sandstorm quickly covers. ...................1 .....................2 ...................... Heelmaster easily kicks out. Sandstorm pulls Heelmaster up to his feet, but he grabs his arm and delivers a quick arm popper. Sandstorm holds his arm for a moment. Heelmaster takes advantage of this and goes for another arm popper, but Sandstorm pushes Heelmaster into the ropes and then hits the Sahara Wind (Running Kitchen Sink). Heelmaster gets up holding his gut. Sandstorm hooks his arm and head and delivers a Side Suplex. He covers. .................1 ......................2 ....................... Heelmaster kicks out. Sandstorm pulls him up to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but Heelmaster reverses and then snaps Sandstorm over with an Arm Drag and quickly locks in a Cross Armbreaker. But Sandstorm is alive to it and moves to the ropes as quick as he can. Heelmaster doesn't want to release the hold, and only does so on the 4 count of the referee. Sandstorm pulls himself up to his feet holding his arm. Heelmaster quickly grabs the arm and locks in an arm wrench. Sandstorm is quick to counter with a Hammerlock, but Heelmaster reverses into a hammerlock of his own and then delivers a Hammerlock Back Drop.
Stanyer: As is the Heelmaster trademark, he has quickly moved his attack onto the arm of Sandstorm.
Dawg: And he doesn't stop his attack, even when he hears the bones go "Crack"
Sandstorm pulls himself up, but Heelmaster takes him to the turnbukle and wraps his arm around the ropes and then pulls on it, you can see the pain etched on Sandstorms face, he tries to get in a right hand to free himself, but Heelmaster just pulls harder to stop him. He then delivers an elbow to Sandstorm's arm, and then yanks back even further. Heelmaster pulls so hard, he loses his grip and falls on his ass, which brings a few laughs from the crowd. But this only serves to anger him more as he grabs Sandstorm and almost Spinebusters him onto the mat. He holds his arm out and holds it as he jumps with his knees in the air and drives his knee into Sandstorm's arm. Heelmaster does this two more times. He then takes the arm over to the ropes, he places it over the apron. He then holds the top rope and slingshots himself over and then leg drops the arm of Sandstorm jarring it between the apron and his leg. Sandstorm rolls away holding his arm, his face full of pain. Heelmaster is quickly back in the ring, and he locks in the Triangle Hold in the centre of the ring. Sandstorm grits his teeth and holds his face to try and resist the pain he is in.
Stanyer: Things are not looking bright for Sandstorm, he has a US title match next week, he does not want an injured arm just before it. Or even a broken arm, which would put him out of it.
Dawg: Are you suggesting he should give it up now, to protect himself.
Stanyer: That's what I was inferring, yes.
Dawg: That's the logical conclusion, but too many of these wrestlers have too much pride, and they simply refuse to tap out, even though they know they should, even if only to protect themselves..
Sandstorm slowly pulls his body towards the ropes. He manages to grab the bottom rope, and Heelmaster reluctantly releases the hold. He drags Sandstorm back to the middle of the ring and tries to lock the hold on again, but Sandstorm manages to kick out of it. Sandstorm kicks to his feet. Heelmaster goes for an arm wrench, but amazingly, Sandstorm reverses the Arm Wrench and then hits a Back Heel Kick. Heelmaster gets up holding his face, the blow taking him completely by surprise. Sandstorm then kicks Heelmaster in the gut and sends him to the ropes, but he reverses and goes for a Back Body Drop, but Sandstorm catches him and hits a Knee Smash. Heelmaster holds his face as Sandstorm lifts him onto his shoulders and hits the Mummification (Rack Pancake). Sandstorm makes a cover. ...................1 .......................2 ....................... Heelmaster kicks out. Heelmaster gets to his feet, Sandstorm kicks him in the gut and delivers a DDT. He covers. ...................1 ......................2 ........................ Heelmaster kicks out. Sandstorm lifts him up and hits a couple of right hands knocking Heelmaster into the turnbuckle. He then lifts him up to the top and then climbs up with him. Sandstorm locks up Heelmaster and goes for a Super DDT, but Heelmaster counters with an amazing Jumping Armbar off the top turnbuckle, landing almost in the middle of the ring with a Cross Armbreaker on Sandstorm. He struggles to resist the pain, when suddenly, Wild Laughter is heard throughout the arena. Heelmaster releases the hold and stands up. He looks around and he stops facing the crowd, the camera zooms in and we see standing in one of the crowd entrance ways, Theros Macalvia. But the distraction allows Sandstorm to roll up Heelmaster from behind, he School Boy's him. ....................1 .........................2 .........................3!!!!!
Sandstorm d. Heelmaster
7:11 Pinfall
Stanyer: Oh man, Heelmaster is going to be pissed off now, Theros just cost him the match.
Dawg: Your telling me, he wants a piece of him right now. Wait, BEHIND YOU!!!
While Heelmaster is challenging Theros to come to the ring, behind him, none other than Theros himself has if by magic appeared, along with Walrus, they surprise Heelmaster and deliver a con-chair-to. Heelmaster collapses. Showstopper is seen running down the aisle, and Theros and Walrus scatter through the crowd while Showstopper checks on Heelmaster. The camera then cuts to where we thought Theros was, and the close up camera reveals that it was little more than a cardboard cutout!!!
Stanyer: A cardboard cutout? Genius.
Dawg: Well I'll be damned, Theros and Walrus just outsmarted Heelmaster.
We cut backstage where we see Rex Chapman is lying flat out in an empty corridor, blood is coming from a wound on his head. EMT's then appear on the scene and rush to his side.
Stanyer: What the hell happened?
Dawg: No idea. Someone took out Rex Chapman.
Stanyer: The gWo will not be happy at all.
We cut to the gWo locker room again. MVD is lying down, resting. Gambino is furious at what he's watching on the monitor.
Gambino: "Godammit, who the hell did this? Give me the damn bag again."
McCoy throws Gambino the bag of names again. He draws a name out.
Gambino: "Interesting, an old foe of Inmates, Big Lou now gets the shot tonight. Make it the Main Event for tonight. Who did this?"
The camera cuts back to ringside.
Stanyer: Big Lou v Inmate now, and it's now our Main Event. Now that match truly will be HardGore.
Dawg: Indeed, that will be an extremely violent match.
Stanyer: But next we have Showstopper taking on the mighty King Volcano. This one will be a difficult match for Showstopper. And after what happened in Heelmaster's match. He'll have to be very careful of Theros & Walrus.
The lights go pitch black for several seconds before several spotlights circle the crowd. Then as "King Volcano" by Bauhaus hits, all the spotlights focus on the entrance where the sadistic King Volcano is being carried on a throne by his loyal slaves to the arena. The tron shows the Chinese martial arts expert King Volcano ripping apart limbs on various PWF opponents using his devastating Eruption of Destruction. They show his victory winning the Hardcore and Extreme Belt and Master of Submission Title. The giant King steps in the ring with a kendo stick which he swings wildly at the booing crowd leaning over the ropes screaming "I am the best damn Hardcore wrestler here and I have the most feared move in the PWF. Noooooobody can survive my Eruption of Destruction." King Volcano puts his weapon down than he takes off his self appointed hardcore crown. He rolls his eyes back so only the whites appear as he meditates with tai chi while waiting for the bell to ring.
James: Introducing from The Orient, weighing 392lbs, King Volcano.Crowd gives a mixed reaction
The lights of the arena dim as a black mans voice booms throughout. "Here the fucker is; yo man it's The Show". Then 'Greed' by Godsmack blares around the arena. As the music slightly changes (chorus) around forty seconds in multi-coloured strobe lighting shines upon the stage. The Showstopper walks out slowly, head down and carrying a steel chair. As he reachers the top of the ramp, he raises his head, in unison with the chair, and roars, though he can't be heard. At the bottom of the screen, in the name box it says: ---- 'The Show' ---- "The Showstopper" --- He then carries on down to the ring, at normal pace. He enters the ring normally and goes to the top rope, with the chair, and raises it again, roaring. He steps down, ready.
James: Introducing from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing 290lbs, the Showstopper. Crowd Boos
Report: Showstopper squares up to the big man, King Volcano. He tries to stare him in the eyes, Showstopper is no small man, but King Volcano towers above even him. Showstopper strikes out with the opening right hands, backing King Volcano into a corner. Showstopper hits a couple of shoulder blocks, and then backs it up with a few right hands to the face. KV doesn't seem to be too bothered by this. He pulls himself out of the turnbuckle and he squares back up to Showstopper. Again, Show goes for a right hand, but this time KV blocks it and then decks him with a straight uppercut. Showstopper gets up holding his jaw. King Volcano then begins to kick Showstopper aggressively, knocking him backwards towards the corner, where KV begins to deliver harder and harder kicks to Showstopper, until he has to roll out of the ring to evade them. Showstopper shakes the cobwebs out of his eyes and then rolls back into the ring. KV grabs him as he does so and pulls him up to his feet, he grabs him around the throat and lifts him up in the air with a Double Chokelift. KV then dumps Showstopper on the mat and then stalks around him. Showstopper backs away and pulls himself to his feet. He evades the oncoming Volcano, while he tries to think up a plan.
Stanyer: Whatever Showstopper had planned, he can forget it, King Volcano is in one of his moods, he is not planning to lose.
Dawg: If I was in the ring with King Volcano, I know what I'd do if I saw his face like that.
Stanyer: What would that be then?
Dawg: RUN!!!
Showstopper circles around KV. He then charges in at KV and fakes a clothesline, which prompts KV to duck. Showstopper quickly stops and grabs KV's head and slams it back into the mat. Showstopper then mounts KV and begins to hammer him with right hands. KV throws Show off him. But as KV gets up, Showstopper dropkicks him in the shin. KV goes back down holding his leg. Showstopper then starts to stomp on KV's leg, he rolls away from the stomps, towards the ropes. But Showstopper is relentless and uses the ropes to get extra height on his stomps. Showstoper lifts the leg of KV over the ropes and then jumps up and drives his whole body weight onto the leg. KV grits his teeth, and tries to show no change in his expression, but you can clearly see he is in pain. Showstopper jumps up and again drives his whole weight onto KV's knee. Again KV tries to hide the pain. This only seems to fire Showstopper up, who jumps even higher and drives his whole weight across the knee again. This time KV cries out in pain. Showstopper smiles and then gets his face in KV's, giving him a few words, before he palms his face away. Showstopper pulls KV up and delivers a quick knee to the gut. He then comes off the ropes and delivers a Massive Uppercut, which he calls the Showstoppin' Slug. He covers. .................1 ...................2 .................... KV just gets his shoulder up. Showstopper gets to his feet, KV climbs to his feet in the corner, using the ropes to assist him. Showstopper charges in with a Spear, but KV moves out of the way and Showstopper goes through the ropes and hits the ring post shoulder first. Showstopper turns around and KV goes for the Eruption of Destruction, but Showstopper ducks down and drop toe holds KV.
Stanyer: One very close call for Showstopper, once King Volcano locks on the TAFKAG, sorry, the Eruption of Destruction, nobody, and I mean NOBODY can withstand the pain.
Dawg: It seems as though KV can hit it from virtually anywhere, so Show has to be on his guard at all times.
Showstopper quickly locks in the knee of KV and then reaches up for the head to lock on an impressive STF. But Show is too close to the ropes, and KV only has to move a little to grab the ropes, and cause a break. Showstopper gets to his feet. KV does also. Show kicks him in the gut and then sets him up for Stoppin' Da Show. But as he tries to lift KV, he counters by grabbing Showstopper's left arm as he lifts him and snapping him over for the Lava Rush. Showstopper cries out in pain, and pulls himself over to the ropes to get a rope break. KV gets to his feet. Showstopper uses the ropes to help himself up. KV charges at Show again, this time Show ducks down and Back Drops KV over the top rope to the floor. Show then takes a moment to get some rest. When suddenly Walrus and Theros come running down the ramp and slide into the ring. They are carrying steel chairs. And they both deliver individual shots to Showstopper. But quickly from the crowd, as if he was nearby, wathing, Heelmaster emerges armed with a Steel Baseball Bat. He slides into the ring. He drives the bat into Theros's gut, and then across Walrus's head, before he batters up, and then nearly knocks Theros's head off with a swing. He then helps up Showstopper, who can't resist picking up a Steel Chair and smashing it across both Walrus and Theros. The referee, Duane Dibley has already rung the bell for a DQ, and is waving and Show and Heelmaster. Heelmaster goes to level Duane, when Showstopper grabs him and tells him not to. They turn away, Showstopper then spins around and levels Duane Dibley with a chair shot across the head. Heelmaster and Showstopper smile as they head up the ramp.
Showstopper d. King Volcano
6:49 DQ
James: The winner of the match, by disqualification, SHOWSTOPPER.
Stanyer: Showstopper picks up the win by DQ, and he gets one over on Walrus and Theros in the process.
Dawg: Oh oh, I don't think King Volcano looks too happy.
King Volcano is staring at the ring announcer, James Smith, who announced that Showstopper had won. KV grabs James by the throat, quickly James starts to motion towards Walrus & Theros in the ring. KV throws James back into his seat, he then slowly turns and stalks towards the ring. Walrus and Theros are still on the canvas, just coming to. KV grabs them both using just one arm each he pulls them both out of the ring. KV looks extremely pissed off. He waits for each to get to their feet and then grabs them each in a Goozle. Once he has both men, he lifts them into the air and then he drives them through the announcers table, as the "Big Dawg" Dave Harley and Jason Stanyer scramble for cover.
Stanyer: Holy Shit!!!!
Around the arena, a chant of "Holy Shit" goes up, as an angry King Volcano makes his way up the ramp.
Dawg: That was unreal!!! He just chokeslammed two men through our table!!!
Stanyer: I can't remember anyone, EVER doing something like that before.
{Commercial Break}
**Three kids are playing ‘dice’ on a street corner**
Billy- “Where’s the cream filling?”
Tom- “That’s a stupid commercial.”
Jack- “Is not!”
Billy- “Yeah! Hostess RULES!”
Tom- “No!”
Jack- “Yeah!” **Begins to cry**
**Suddenly, Sabre and Big Poppa come out of no where.**
Big Poppa- “What seems to be the problem, boys?”
Jack- “Ta-tom said Hostess is stupid.”
Tom- “No I didn…”
Sabre- “I think I heard enough. Poppa, you know what to do.”
**Big Poppa and Sabre whip out rings put them on their fingers, and yell out**
Sabre and Poppa- “PAP-IZE!”
**There’s a big poof of smoke, and when it clears, corny music plays and Big Poppa and Sabre are dressed up in ‘superhero’ costumes.**
All Three Kids: “Whoa! It’s Moonsault Man and his partner Purple Paptizer!”
Purple Paptizer: “That’s right kids! It’s time to stop your silly fighting over those fatty hostess treats!”
Moonsault Man: “Yeah! It’s time to have a new hip after-school snack that everyone will agree on.”
**Enter superhero music.**
Voice- “That’s right, prepare to eat Sab-Pops! The next generation of treats! Moms and kids alike approve of these natural flavored suckers. With two ‘Super’ flavors, Moonsault Maroon and Paptize Purple, you are sure to enjoy.”
**Big Poppa and Sabre hand Sab-Pops to the kids**
(all kids)- “Thanks Moonsault Man and Purple Paptizer.”
Big Poppa- “No problem citizens. Just don’t trip over your shoelaces.”
(everyone)- “Bahahahahahaha.”
Voice- “Sab-Pops are brought to you by the makers of Moose-flakes. Sab-Pops is a trademark of DSM and Co.”
{End Commerical}
A Pre Taped interview pops up and Anthony Frost is sitting in between suprisingly Grimm and Hanibal.GRimm has a smirk on his face as he plays with his cross that is on his neclase as Hanibal just looks angry
Frost: Hello and I"m here with Former Tag partners and friends Grimm and Hanibal..Canadian Kaos..welcome guy
Grimm: Hey Frosty..hehe
Hanibal: Why's his name always first? I mean I did just as much in that dam tag team!
Grimm: Yeah you broke it up..hehehe!
Frost: Guys don't fight here wait for the PPV!
Grimm: Ok..ok...chill
Hanibal: Fine!
Frost: You guys have been adding some up tight stipulations to this match at DDIH! so far it's an OctoCage C4 Double Table match! Got anything else? Grimm you first...
Grimm: Well Frosty...I think if we want this to go down in PWF histroy then we should make the following rules
Grimm pulls out a peice of paper from his pocket
Grimm: Firstly scrap the stupid cage since it's been done...next I say put Barbed-wire ropes...forget the fact you gotta put your opponent through 2 tables to win...but keep the C4 Tables..You should win by pin fall to show who the man is...Next no superstars should be bared since that just says you have something planned if you want them banned eh Hanibal...but the fact is you won't accept the next thing!! No Way! I want around the ring 2! couunt them 2 Glass Tables so I can put your ass through them!! Also they should have C4 Under them to explode your ASS! You see Hanibal you can't beat me! I'm that much better then you!...ehehe....you can't see the fact that I got the wins for Canadian Kaos!...hehehe...If you watch each match it shows I won each one...1...2...3! So Take that you little pathetic fool!!!
Frost: Easy Grimm! remeber no fighting in this conversation
Grimm: Sorry bout that....Hanibal you had everything easy when we grew up...until you got into Wrestling...I had something you didn't..talent right at the start...HBK new that..I knew that..and you knew that...then you hoped on for the ride and took my success and stuck it where the sun don't shine! I knew you were jealous since day one when we were in Training...I could take bumps better then everyone...then when you tried you almost broke your hip the first time you tried.hehehe...but I give you credit you got back on the horse and tride again...and again...and AGAIN!!! then when we had to make our own finishers..I came up with many...I had the Pickering PLunge, The Fear Factor, and the Grimm-Nation..you had the NEver Mind....enough said....then when we were working on our Gimmicks...you always talk about me switching names like 4 billion times...I've changed once since GRimm is more of who I am....Hanibal makes you ssound like a pyscho...but you're no psycho..I'm more of a psycho then you!!! I beat you at you're own Gimmick! I can beat you in everything you do!...hehehe....and the fact makes you mad...you can't stand that...you can't handle it...ehehe...you might have droven me INSANE!!! but I will take you to the depths of HELL and Back!!!
GRimm takes a minute to catch his breathe
Grimm: I know you like the back of my hand...as you do to me...but some times we even suprise our seleves...I never thought you'd have the balls to hit me in the freakin face with a chair!! to cost us the tag titles...I will repay you for that I might add but that's not the point....When you step into the ring you won't be looking at your out going old chum Bman...hehehe...no....you'll be looking at the INSANELY PSYCHOIC GRimm!!!!!! SO that's all I gotta say now
Frost: Thanks Grimm...Hanibal your thought on everything Grimm has just said?
Hanibal: Excuse me Grimm..but weren't you talking about "hes coming hes coming.....incase you didn't notice i tried for that stipulation because you know and i know you can't beat me one on one and you were going to have somebody do an run in...and accusing me of putting together a run in...I don't need other people to help me beat you...I could beat you with your hands tied behind my back..
Grimm: Wanna try...
Frost: Guys settle down...
Hanibal: Did I give you permission to talk you ass puppet? No so shut your mouth you ugly Hermaphrodite!
Hanibal: Grimm you make fun of my move...atleast mines not some rip off with the name changed..and if you wanna talk an=bout my moves name im sure you can talk to MVD about it...or better yet you can take it up with me...
Hanibal and Grimm stand up and are face to face..Frost squeezes between them...
Hanibal: You want to know how Phycotic i cane get..How do you think i got the name Hanibal...not walking around saying" BMAN in da HOUSE!!!" and whast makes you so Phyco..that you say hehe after everything you say...and i believe you got rid of that cage because you know you wouldn't be able to escape...or have one of you gothic ass clowns jump in and save your your ass...so go ahead let them jump in or better yet NEVERMIND!!
Hanibal stares at Grimm and walks off....
Stanyer: They were just making up stuff as they went along? They are going to end up killing themselves in that match.
Dawg: It sound a LOT more like a Canadian Death Match to me now.
Streetlyfe comes out of the entrance and spits a mouthful of Cristal, and hops around the stage
James: Introducing from New York City, weighing 230lbs, The Original Gangsta, Streetlyfe.
"All Eyes On Me" by 2Pac hits as The Rookie walks down to the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd
James: Introducing from Los Angeles, California, weighing 245lbs, The Rookie.
Report: Streetlyfe ties up with Rookie, who promptly pushes him away. Rookie then unleashes a volley of right hands to Streetlyfe, who comes back with right hands of his own. Streetlyfe sends Rookie to the ropes, but he explodes off them knocking Streetlyfe off his feet with a clothesline. Streetlyfe is quick to his feet and gets in a knee to the gut, he then pounds on Rookie with kicks and right hands, but Rookie counters and sends Streetlyfe to the ropes, he then goes to scoop up Streetlyfe, but he counters and lands behind Rookie. He then hooks up Rookie and hits a Back Drop, and then floats over into a mount where he delivers repeated right hands. He gets up, Rookie gets up, shaking the stars from his eyes. Streetlyfe sends Rookie to the ropes and then hits a Flapjack. He comes off the ropes and hits an Elbow Drop. Streetlyfe then climbs to the 2nd turnbuckle and dives off with another Elbow Drop. He covers. .......................1 ......................2 ................. Rookie kicks out quite easily. Rookie gets to his feet. Streetlyfe hits him with a couple of hard rights and then he lifts him up and hits a Rib Breaker. He climbs to the 2nd turnbuckle as Rookie gets to his feet and then jumps off with a Missile Dropkick. Streetlyfe covers. .....................1 .......................2 .................... Rookie kicks out. Streetlyfe pulls up Rookie and goes for the Gangsta Drop (Rock Bottom), but Rookie elbows him off. Rookie goes for a clothesline, but Streetlyfe ducks underneath and then hits a Neckbreaker. Streetlyfe covers. ..................1 ...................2 .................. Rookie kicks out.
Stanyer: I think the prankster is getting to Rookie, he's not been at his best these past two weeks.
Dawg: I've been told that the pranks we've seen on TV are just the half of it, there have been god knows how many over the past few weeks. It's driving Rookie crazy.
Streetlyfe pulls Rookie up and sends him to the ropes, he looks for a Powerslam, but Rookie kicks him to counter it. Streetlyfe backs up and then comes back towards Rookie, who kicks him in the gut and delivers the Number 1 Pick (DDT). Rookie pulls Streetlyfe up to his feet and aggressively throws him into the turnbuckle. Rookie then begins to stomp Streetlyfe down with some heavy boots to the gut. Rookie then lifts Streetlyfe up to the top turnbuckle and then hooks him up and delivers a Super Samoan Drop. Rookie covers. .....................1 .....................2 .................... Streetlyfe just gets his shoulder up. Rookie mounts Streetlyfe and gives him a series of his own right hands. He then pulls him to his feet and sends him to the ropes where he delivers a Tilt a Whirl Backbreaker. Streetlyfe staggers up to his feet. Rookie grabs him and delivers a Sambo Suplex, and then covers. .....................1 ......................2 ...................... Streetlyfe again, just gets his shoulder up. Rookie is extremely angry now. He pulls Streetlyfe up and he delivers a German Suplex. But he pulls Streetlyfe up again and this time he delivers a Dragon Suplex. But Rookie is still not finished, the referee, Chris Regan, tries to intervene, but gets pushed out of the way, as Rookie delivers a Full Nelson Slam. Rookie pulls Streetlyfe up again, he is barely able to move. Rookie then hooks the head and delivers the Free Agent Money Maker (Jump Swinging DDT) and he covers. ....................1 .......................2 ...........................3!!!
Rookie d. Streetlyfe
3:51 Pinfall
Stanyer: An easy win there for The Rookie, at first I thought his anger was causing his performance level to drop, but he used it to his advantage, and to be honest, he destroyed Streetlyfe with consumate ease.
Rock Superstar plays as The Rookie stands in the ring and asks for a mic, he request the that music is cut
The Rookie: Now that streetlyfe is out of my way, and The Rookie has prevailed once again, The Rookie has alot on his brain, and The Rookie is such a master mind, for the past weeks, The Rookie has had a hidden camera in the backstage area and i got some secret footage on who the man that doing these immature pranks, let the titan tron have your attention and show this footage.
The titan tron displays a man, setting a ridiculous prank for the rookie, by messing with the microphone, the man displays as LOKI.
Stanyer: Loki!!! So he's the mysterious prankster.
The Rookie: As you can clearly see, Loki is the SOB who has been doing these bullshit pranks, and now Loki Bring your ass to this ring now and face the rookie, like a man.
The Rookie waits and waits, but Loki never comes out, but His face appears on the titan tron.
Loki is grinning ear-to-ear and having a good chuckle at Rookie's expense. Not much of the background can be seen so his location is unknown.
Loki: Welly well well well. Ya finally figured it out, huh? Took ya a coupla weeks but your "brilliant" detective work helped ya find the culprit. I think.... I think I must applaud you!
Loki mockingly does a golf clap for Rookie. He starts snickering and gives a contented sigh.
Loki: I must admit, these past few weeks we've shared have been real magic, haven't they? I'd make you look stupid, and you'd get mad! Oh what a time I had! Thank you, Rookie. Thank you for making it so darn easy!!!
Loki has another fit of lauhter before calming down again to speak.
Loki: Believe me Rookie, I would go out there and have a nice little heart-ta-heart whit'cha, really I would! But ya see, I kinda got ta thinkin' today. Ya see, I was feelin' kinda down about rippin' on ya and the like, I mean seriously, ya know? Me messin' with yer head and all, it just wasn't fair! I mean, how could you possibly defend yourself!
Loki chuckles.
Loki: An' so, I got out a pen and paper and started writing a little apology letter. Granted, I had to take a little drive to get inspired, but I finished the letter and left it where I knew you would find it! You did find it, right?
Rookie looks around a little confused.
Loki: Ya didn't find it? Psh! How could you not have found it!? I mean, I left it in your glovebox!
Rookie mouths "What?" as he looks at the screen a little more confused. His doubt is resolved quickly when the camera pans over to a 2001 black Navigator with 22 inch rims and mirror tented windows. The license plate reads ROOKIE1. Rookie stares wide-eyed at the screen, because the car is clearly not in the arena's lot. The camera pans back to Loki who is looking at the car as if he's trying to remember something.
Loki: Oh yeah! That's right! I kinda forgot to mention that when I went to take my little drive, I kinda borrowed your car. I guess you really couldn't have found the letter then, could ya?
Rookie is mouthing a string of obscenities in the ring as he stares at the screen in disbelief.
Loki: Oh yeah, and one more thing. Ya see, before ya read the apology letter, I have one more little surprise for you. No, taking your car wasn't it. I had something bigger planned! The letter will tell ya all about it. That is, if you can get to it.
A "thud" is heard behind Loki. The camera pans to Rookie's car which now has a giant magnet attached to the roof. The car lifts slowly into the air. The camera pans back to find out the car's destination: A junkyard car crusher! Rookie is absolutely livid in the ring. He spikes the mic and kicks the ropes. On the screen, Loki is doing some kind of victory dance, jumping around and pointing at the car as it is lowered into the crusher.
Loki: It's going..... going!..... going!!!!
The magnet pulls up, minus Rookie's ride. A few moments later, the sound of glass shattering and a loud crunching noise are heard.
Loki: (throwing his hands into the air) TOUCHDOWN!!!!
Loki dances around joyously, even doing a cartwheel as he frolics over to the crusher. A conveyor belt at one end of the crusher begins moving. Shortly thereafter, a cube of mangled metal that was once Rookie's car rolls out onto the belt headed toward a dumping pit filled with hundereds of other cubed cars. The belt stops and Loki puts his hand on the cube, supporting himself while he laughs hysterically.
Loki: (between spouts of laughter) Did you see!..... I mean!..... Just look!..... YOUR CAR!!!!!!
Loki has another fit of hysterics. When he finally calms down, he pulls up a can of spray paint. Still laughing, he sprays those familiar four letters, MHBM, on the cube.
Loki: (pointing to each letter) Mischief Has Been Made!!!
Loki begins laughing like a loon again as the conveyor belt starts up again and rolls the cube into the pit.
Loki: GERONIMO!!!!!!
The scene at the junkyard fades to black with Loki still laughing at Rookie's misfortune.
Dawg: That's bad, he just destroyed the man's car.
Stanyer: I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. But the look on Rookie's face is priceless.
{Commerical Break}
[Scene starts with a country-guy in overalls and such in the middle of a grass field.]
Uncle Tom: “My fellow Americans… Many’a years ago, my pa took me out to get my first enema. I won’t say it was my favoritest humdinger of an experience, because it ain’t. It was terrible. I was on yonder toilet for at least 4 hours. Now, it’s my turn to take my child, well, he’s ma’boy but he’s also ma’nephew. It’s a long story, and I’m afeard I don’t have the time to tell ya’lls about my experiences as an Alabama child.”
[Theme Music Starts]
High Pitched Voice: “Uncle Tom found a horse, he named him Jerky and called it a dork. But then one day he needed an…”
Uncle Tom: “Uh Bob? I dun-not cue the music yet. I dun-not. Hot-dog it’s hard to find good people in these parts. Anywho, I’m going to getta this here point I’m a’trying to make. Enemas aren’t friendly to your caboose, and they aren’t friendly to mine. People CLAIM that our economy is down, People joke about our stockmarket… Well, it’s time we unite and show the rest of the world that we’re MERCANS, and we can do just ‘bout any-humdinger-of-a-thing we want. Let’s be proud and support good old fashion ‘Mercan products, like mine! ‘Uncle Tom’s Enema-gic’ is the soon to be pride of the Uuu-nited States of America. Even those damn yankees can use my product, cause they’re almost as ‘Mercan as me… … Sweet Mother of Ge-Joseph Saint Charlie. Bob, that’s the music cue you horsesh…”
[Theme Music] High Pitched Voice: “Uncle Tom found a horse, he named him Jerky and called it a dork. But then one day he needed a fork. So he stuck it up the head of a cow, and then he found the magic flow-er.
The Magic flower spoke to uncle Tom, told him good about this song. It said to take pride in the United States, and make a product that makes them go wa-ow.” [End of Music]
Uncle Tom: “I reckon you gets the rest. So after I talked to the Magic Flower, I came up with my product. I’m still not sure what it is, but the Magic Flower told me to make it, and for the sake of my fellow ‘Mercans, I did. Holy Frog-Jumping Ape Crackers Bob! Why, I didn’t know you know PWF Superstar… Matt Van Dam!”
[MVD comes onto the screen]
MVD- “Uncle Tom, let me take over from here. Now, at first, I saw this brand new enema product and I thought, ‘Wow, where can I buy one?’ but Uncle Tom said he needed someone to test it out…”
Uncle Tom: “And by golly, Matty loved it. He recommended it to the Current PWF Tag Team Champions, and here’s what they had to say.”
[Quick cut to Sabre and Big Poppa sitting in a room. Poppa has Enema-Gic box in his hands.]
Big Poppa- “I’m not going to lie to you guys, I’ve hand MANY enemas in my lifetime. I can only guess that I’ve gone through over 200 of them, and again… I’m not going to lie to you, Uncle Tom’s was the crap…”
Sabre- “… Best he ever used. Big Poppa has an eye disorder that causes his bowel movements to function incorrectly. As this chart shows, the Eye fluids dropped .4% and allows a monkey-like acid to excape into his lungs, and then his heart stops for a second and it starts and stops and… Yeah. So that’s why WE choose Enema-Gic for Poppa’s problems…”
[Back to Ted and MVD]
Uncle Tom: “Well, you’ve heard it from the… Person who has an eye disorder that many ‘Mercans like yourself don’t even know you have. Go on down to your local pub or pharmacy and get try out Enema-Gic. I promise that you’ll feel like brand new, it’s an Enema-Gic guarantee.”
Announcer- “Enema-Gic, the American way to be.”
[Enema-Gic is a trademark of DSM and Co. Enema-Gic is the proud sponser of PWF's Big Poppa.]
{End Commerical}
Stanyer: Welcome back folks, our next match is a close call, it's between One half, of three tag teams. This one will be interesting to say the least.
Credit: Brendan Seeley (Grimm)
Immortally Insane by Pantera hits as Law Hiyabusa walks down to the ring, he gives no attention to the crowd and doesn't pose or do anything, he simply climbs into the ring.
James: Introducing from Japan, weighing 189lbs, Law Hiyabusa
The arena darkens as the gong to signify the start "Wherever I may Roam" By Metallica is heard. The opening to the music plays through, then as the powerful drum beat kicks in, Fire Explodes from the stage. Through the fire walks Alexander. He looks to the crowd and the crowd explodes. He Marches to the ring and climbs the turnbuckle.
James: Introducing from Rome, weighing 283lbs, The Gladiator, Alexander Crowd Cheers loudly
**Kung Fu Fighting hits, and Leroy emerges from the back. Leroy solemly bows to the crowd, and then makes his way to ring, dancing in time with the music. He hops onto the apron and flips over the top rope. He makes a cicuit of the ring all the while doing a mixture of martial arts and dance moves. Finally he returns to the centre of the ring, and bows again.
James: Introducing from Harlem, weighing 214lbs, Leroy Greene!!!
Report: Leroy and Law look at each other for a sec and point at Alexander. The 2 men shake hands and Leroy walks out into the middle of the ring trash talking to Alexander. Law suddenly comes behind Leroy and hits a spinning crescent kick to the back of his head. Law and Alexander start pounding on Leroy with some kicks to the head and chest, Law looks up and Alexander and tries a kick at him but Alexander catches the foot and throws him over the top. While Law is outside the ring Alexander gets Leroy back to his feet where he sends him off the ropes, As Leroy comes back Alexander attempts the Roman Kick but Leroy stops dead in his tracks and slides outta the ring.
Stanyer: Wow looks like Alexander is the dominant force in the match right now
Dawg: Yeah and the M.O.M stable buddies don’t seem to be working to good as a team…they should watch the gWo in action, now there’s a great group!
Leroy and Law talk with each other again and slide back in at the same time. The 2 men run at Alexander but Leroy stops half way allowing Alexander to hit the Roman Kick on Law, Law hits the mat hard in pain as Leroy runs at Alexander finally. Leroy ducks a KO punch attempts from Alexander and hits a go behind neck breaker sending Alexander to the mat. Leroy covers Alexander…1…2…Law breaks up the pin attempt with a swift kick to the back of Leroy’s head. Leroy gets up and argues with Law for a bit before both men receive a double clothesline from Alexander. Alexander throws Leroy out of the ring and sets up Law for the Battering Ram, Leroy slides back into the ring as Law is completely up side down, Leroy kicks Alexander in the stomach sending Law crashing on top of him. Leroy lifts up Law and kicks him in the stomach followed by quick DDT. Law’s head bounces off the mat as Alexander gets to his feet.
Dawg: Wow that had to hurt!
Stanyer: Yes that DDT was crisp and hard!
Leroy stands up and does the Brutal Force Symbol as Alexander runs off the ropes, As Leroy turns around Alexander meets his face with the Roman Kick. Alexander covers Leroy……1……2……Leroy just kicks out. Alexander looks at the ref as if he’s in disbelief as Law is mounting the turnbuckle. Alexander turns around to get a huge body press sending him to the mat hard. Law covers……1……2……Leroy breaks the count. Leroy lifts up Law and hits The First Strike Combo, As Leroy attempts the final kick Alexander picks him up and hits the Fall of Rome before he covers him……..1………..2………3!!
Stanyer: What a move!
Dawg: Good counter act from Alexander!
Alexander d. Leroy & Law
8:30 Pinfall
We move to a Locker Room, there seems to be some sort of disturbance. The camera moves inside the locker room. We see Big Lou flat out on the floor. EMT's are tending to him. Inmate, Mad Mike and Streetlyfe surround him. Inmate grabs the camera and throws it across the room, it cuts out.
We now come back to the gWo locker room. Once again, Gambino is furious about Big Lou being taken out.
Gambino: "What the hell is going on? How many names do I have to draw out. Give me that damn bag, we've only got time for this last match, so this person had better prepare quick.
McCoy once again passes Gambino the bag. He pulls a name out of the bag, instantly his face goes almost White and he drops the bag. He then sits down, almost robitic like, his face still in shock. He holds out the slip of paper to Travis, who sits next to him.
Travis: "Blood...bath........."
The camera cuts to the Cult of Shadows' locker room. Bloodbath is sitting alone watching a television monitor. He watches as Gambino draws his name for the Extreme Title shot against Inmate.
Bloodbath: "Ah, yes. It looks like te correct choice has finally been made."
Bloodbath gets up and directs his attention towards the camera.
Bloodbath: "Inmate, tonight you will meet the most extreme wrestler in the PWF, perhaps in history. I have been in almost every extreme match this fed has ever seen. From Octagon Matches to Hell In A Cell Matches to Best of 13 Glass Matches to Triple HIAC Matches. You name it, and I have probably participated in it. Well, tonight is no different. I will be wrestling, no, I will be fighting you for that Extreme Championship Belt and more importantly, a shot at Antonio Gambino at Dark Day In Hell."
Bloodbath gets a huge grin across his face.
Bloodbath: "Inmate, your luck has run out and tonight I will make you bleed! And Gambino, come Dark Day In Hell, I will take that World Championship from you and bring it to the darkness! Whether I have to pry it from your lifeless fingers or not, that belt is coming home to the Cult of Shadows!"
Bloodbath looks on the television as a shot of Gambino holding the World Championship belt high in the air comes on the screen. Bloodbath looks disgusted and spits a red liquid all over the monitor.
Bloodbath: "By the way, Gambino, it's just a shame what happened to Matt, isn't it?"
The camera fades as Bloodbath gets a smirk on his face and begins to laugh.
{Commerical Break}
[The scene opens in a football stadium at the home of Crusader in Palm Beach Florida. It looks as if they are going to make a commercial advertisement but they cant get the extras to co-operate. The extras are a couple dozen females sitting in the stands. The problem is their mouths are wide open and they are drooling everywhere. Thier eyes are fixed on some object in the middle of the field. They are staring as if they had just seen the man of their dreams. The camera follows their stare to The One, Crusader. The camera man walks up to Crusader]
Reporter: "This definitely is no Ice Breaker, no pun intended, but these girls literally cant take their eyes off you."
Crusader: "Yeah but this time they arent looking at me, its the shirt Jackass!"
(the reporter takes a look at the black, sleeveless shirt Crusader is wearing which has the words Crusader on the front and The Outkasts on the back.)
Crusader: (turns towards camera) "Get your new Crusader T-shirt only at PWF Shop Zone"
Reporter: "Umm, Crusader?"
Crusader: "What?!"
Reporter: "Damn you smell good!"
[the scene fades to black as the girls still sit with that fixed stare and drool falling from their mouths]
{End Commercial}
Stanyer: You really think Bloodbath did all those attacks?
Dawg: Who else would do it?
Stanyer: Maybe, but how did he know he would be drawn out?
Dawg: Who knows, I guess only he does.
Stanyer: Whoa. News from the gWo locker room. I've just heard what this match is, It's a Thumbtack Match. That's Gambino being very pissed off.
Dawg: They are bringing them out now, this is going to be violent, Thumbtacks everywhere.
"96 Quite Bitter Beings" by CKY plays as a ring of fire appears by the entrance. Bloodbath rises out of the flames before walking towards the ring. He stops on the apron, and looks to the crowd, before he climbs in the ring.
James: Introducing, from Hell, Michigan, weighing 225lbs, Bloodbath.
"Amityville" by Eminem hits as Inmate walks down to the ring, he has an angry look on his face as slides into the ring and then climbs the turnbuckle and raises both arms to the crowd.
James: Introducing from Amityville, Maine, weighing 279lbs, Inmate 61969
Report: Inmate and Bloodbath pace around the ring, which is covering thousands of thumbtacks. Their thick boots protect their feet, for now. Senior Referee Mark Johnson rings the bell and Inmate & Bloodbath tie up. Each tries to overpower the other, Inmate has the size advantage and pushes Bloodbath away, he almost falls over and has to reach down with one hand to stop himself. A few tacks pierce his hand and he pulls it away immediately, shaking the tacks out of his hand. They tie up again, Inmate gets a knee to the gut, and then a Double Axe Handle across the back puts Bloodbath on all fours, but he springs back up quickly again after putting his hands in the tacks. Inmate kicks him in the gut and then delivers a simple Scoop Slam. Bloodbath gets to his feet raking his back, trying to get the thumbtacks out. He staggers to the ropes, Inmate charges and clotheslines Bloodbath over the top rope, and takes himself with him. Inmate grabs Bloodbath by the head and goes to slam his head into the announcers table, but he sees that it's no longer there, so he turns towards the ring posts and slams Bloodbath head first into it. He pulls Bloodbath back up and slams his head into the post again. He picks up Bloodbath and then scoop slams him on the remains of the announcers table. Inmate then climbs onto the apron and then he dives off with a Flying Elbow Drop to Bloodbath, crushing his chest between Steel and Elbow. Bloodbath rolls off holding his back. Inmate walks over to the ring steps and lifts them up, he carries them over to near where Bloodbath is lying and places the first part of them there, he then fetches the smaller part, and places it on top. He then picks up a Steel Chair and sets it up just beyond the edge of the steps. The crowd are wondering what Inmate is doing. Inmate picks up Bloodbath and then sits him down on the Steel Chair. Inmate then backs off around the steps, he then turns and charges up the steps and dives off towards Bloodbath, but he while Inmate was getting ready to attack, Bloodbath had gotten up and picked up the chair, he then threw the chair directly at Inmate's face as he jumped off the steps. Inmate was now on the floor holding his forehead, which is now bleeding.
Stanyer: Inmate has been busted open early on, that is not a good sign at all, especially in a match of this kind, where your going to need as much energy and stamina as you can muster. When your losing Blood, your body is expending energy to try and stop the bleeding, and Inmate can't afford to lose that energy.
Dawg: What the hell are you talking about, can we just have that in simple terms please, I didn't get a word of that gibberish you just said.
Stanyer: For you, Inmate will get weaker, as he loses more Blood, it's that simple.
Dawg: And you didn't say that in the first place because.....?
Stanyer: Well, I was trying to explain it to the average viewer, who just happens to be slightly more intelligent than you.
Bloodbath pulls Inmate to his feet. He takes him towards the steps. He then throws the top half of the steps away. Bloodbath kicks Inmate in the gut and sets him up for a Piledriver. He lifts Inmate up and then drives him headfirst into the Steel. Inmate lays there, limp next to the Steps. Bloodbath tries to lift him, to get him into the ring, but he is deadweight. Bloodbath uses all his strength and manages to lift Inmate as best he can and get him into the ring. He rolls Inmate across the tacks. He climbs in himself, tired after taking so long to get Inmate in the ring. He covers Inmate. Mark Johnson clears a small area of the tacks so he can make the count. .......................1 ........................2 ...................... Inmate just gets his shoulder up. Bloodbath can't believe it. Bloodbath pulls Inmate up. He delivers a Scoop Slam on the tacks. Inmate sits up holding his back. Bloodbath kicks him in the face, putting him back on his back. Bloodbath climbs to the 2nd turnbuckle and then jumps off with a Leg Drop. Bloodbath makes another cover. ....................1 ......................2 ...................... Inmate kicks out. Bloodbath climbs to his feet. He pulls Inmate up, no longer caring about the tacks. He grabs one of the barbed wire boards and places it in the middle of the ring. He whips Inmate to the ropes and then delivers a Powerslam driving Inmate onto the barbed board. Bloodbath covers. .....................1 .......................2 .......................... Inmate again gets his shoulder up. Bloodbath gets angry now, and rolls Inmate over and rakes his face into the tacks. When Bloodbath has finished, he gets up and stomps on the back of Inmates head. Inmate lies there, holding his head.
Stanyer: If this keeps up, the referee might have to stop this one, Bloodbath has just re-opened that cut of Inmates. It is not looking pretty for the champion.
Dawg: There is blood everywhere, and it's all come from Inmate? I had no idea there was so much blood in the body.
Bloodbath climbs out of the ring, he collects a Steel Chair. He climbs back into the ring. Inmate is trying to get to his feet. Bloodbath raises the chair above his head. He goes towards Inmate, but he grabs the Steel Chair and then kicks Bloodbath in the gut to break his grip on the chair. Inmate then slams the chair down on Bloodbath's head, leaving a gigantic dent. Bloodbath falls straight backwards onto the tacks. Inmate falls on his back through sheer tiredness.
Dawg: Damn, Inmate nearly decapitated Bloodbath with that chair shot, just when we thought he was out of it as well.
Mark Johnson begins his mandatory 10 count. Both men just make it up on Nine. Bloodbath swings a right hand and connects, but it has little power or accuracy, he is still seeing stars from the chair shot. Inmate swings a punch, it is more accurate, but it has no power behind it, he is still weak. Inmate tries to get some adrenalin going again and kicks Bloodbath in the gut, he goes for a DDT, but Bloodbath counters with a rabbit punch. Inmate staggers slowly off the ropes. Bloodbath goes for a Powerslam, but Inmate blocks it with an elbow to the back of the neck. Inmate then grabs Bloodbath across the chest and then goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but he can't manage it first time. But he tries again and Bloodbath crashes on his neck and shoulder at the 2nd attempt. Inmate then grabs one of the boxes of tacks. He mounts Bloodbath and empties the tacks onto Bloodbath's face, who has to try and squirm out of the way to try and protect his eyes, and from himself swallowing any of the metal tacks.
Stanyer: Oh my god, Inmate is trying to blind Bloodbath, that is sadistic.
Dawg: It's the nature of these kind of matches, they are violent, bloody, and people tend to end up seriously hurt.
Inmate seems to have recovered some of his strength, as he gets up much quicker. Bloodbath clears the tacks from his face and gets up shaking his head. Inmate kicks him in the gut and then delivers a DDT right back into the pile of tacks that Bloodbath has just created by throwing the tacks off his face. Inmate covers. ......................1 .......................2 ......................... Bloodbath just gets his shoulder up. Inmate goes to pick up Bloodbath, but as he does so, Bloodbath throws a handful of tacks at him, Inmate turns away shaking his face as Bloodbath tries to get to his feet before Inmate has recovered. This time he doesn't and Inmate grabs Bloodbath and takes him over to the corner, he slams his head into the pads. He then stomps and kicks Bloodbath down into a sitting position. Inmate then chokes Bloodbath with his foot. Inmate then grabs the other bard wire board, and jams it between the ropes, across Bloodbath's face. He walks away to the opposite corner, and then charges in with a viscious Knee to the face. Inmate stands in the middle of the ring as Bloodbath slumps down to the mat. Inmate calls for Bloodbath to get up. Bloodbath slowly gets to his feet and staggers towards Inmate, who kicks him in the gut and delivers the Death Sentence. (Stone Cold Stunner). There is a sudden chorus of boos from the crowd. Inmate turns around to see what it was, and promptly gets a boot in the stomach and then a Rabid Jawbreaker (Mac Stunner) from Pitbull. Inmate staggers to his feet. Pitbull comes off the ropes and delivers a perfect Running Pitbulldog driving Inmate's face into the tacks. Pitbull then climbs out of the ring and dusts his hands of the tacks and walks up the entrance way as Bloodbath slowly makes his way over to Inmate and drapes an arm over Inmate. ..........................1 ...........................2 ...............................3!!!!!!!
Bloodbath d. Inmate
14:12 Pinfall
Stanyer: By hook or by crook, Bloodbath will go to A Dark Day in Hell to face Antonio Gambino for the PWF World Title.
Dawg: There will be hell to pay when Inmate gets up, I'd get out of there now if I were you Bloodbath.
Stanyer: Well folks, it's been an enjoyable night, thanks for watching, we'll see you in A Dark Day in Hell.
The camera cuts from the arena to the gWo locker room, where everyone is just staring blankly at the screeen, in shock. Gambino is the first to respond by slamming his fist into the wall, and shouting "DAMMIT". Then the camera fades out