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Live from the Baltimore Arena
Baltimore, Maryland
12th January 2002
Baltimore, Maryland
12th January 2002
"Master of Puppet's" by Metallica plays as the Havoc intro plays, the music then continues as we cut to the arena where the packed house in the Baltimore Arena are screaming wildly as Pyro's blast off around the stage and in the ring. We then swoop down to the announcer's table
Stanyer: Hello everyone and welcome to PWF's Saturday Night Havoc. We are just one day removed from the PWF Awards, where PWF World Champion Antonio Gambino scooped the top honour of Wrestler of the Year. Not to mention that Big Poppa scooped THREE awards, one single, and two as joint awards with Sabre. A Phenemenal achievement.
Dawg: But the biggest screw job of the night was that MVD didn't get a single award. Now how can that be fair.
Stanyer: He didn't get voted as the winner of any awards, although I hear he came close.
Dawg: Close isn't good enough, He should have won them all dammit!! He's MVD.
Stanyer: Whatever, well you all know by now what the big main event for tonight will be, Matt Van Dam & Power G are set to take on Big Poppa & Sabre for the Tag Team Titles.
Dawg: No, get it right, they are going to BEAT Poppa & Sabre for the Tag Titles. That I can guarantee.
Stanyer: Well we shall see, not everything you say comes true, and I hope that it does not.
Dawg: You can hope all you like, the gWo WILL win.
Stanyer: Also for those of you who are wondering, we are told that Crusader Chrome will NOT be here tonight. After his actions at the end of last week's Havoc, a lot of the PWF staff were not too happy with him. However he has apologised to the referee's and has paid an undisclosed amount into the Referee's retirement fund.
Dawg: What a sad loser, nobody else would do that.
Stanyer: That's because nobody else is like Crusader.
Dawg: I could just see MVD doing something like that.
Stanyer: Speaking of MVD.......
Down With The Sickness by Disturbed hits the PWF soundsystem as MVD, Power G and the Real McCoy make there way to ring as green pyro erupts from the rampway and make their inside the squared circle
MVD takes the microphone in his grasp and begins a long look round the arena and enjoys the chorus of boos being thrown in his direction
MVD: - McCoy........... Don't you just love me?
McCoy: - Well in a not too friendly way of course!
MVD: - Yes yes, but don't you think I'm a genius. Just look at everything I've done since arriving in the PWF 9 months ago.........
The Ultra-tron begins a video montage in black and white as MVD takes a walk down memory lane
MVD: - My first big impact on the wrestling world. I create the GREEN WORLD ORDER, the strongest force in wrestling today and the owners of the PWF!
Huge boos from the crowd as a replay of MVD recruiting all the members of the gWo past and present**
MVD: - 2... I retire Rye Hazwaki from wrestling, one of the biggest superstars in the PWF and of course the OutKasts
The Tron rolls footage of Rye Hazwaki beings taken away on a stretcher after his final match with MVD
MVD: - 3.. I mastermind the fall of the OutKasts and end Crusader Chrome's reign as World Champion and bring all the power in the PWF to the green machine in "ANTONIO GAMBINO"
The tron shows the ending to the end of the world PPV and the words "SELLOUT" flash continuously across the tron
MVD: - After everything i've given the people and you all continue to boo me damn it!
Asshole chant kicks up around the arena
MVD: - Well after everything i've done for my fellow gWo-ites, its time for MVD to get some personal glory........... after i tricked Poppa into giving us a tag title shot, me and Power G are going to show the world what tag team wrestling is all about and bring another title home.......
McCoy: - Thats clearly stated Matt, I mean how can a couple of misfits like Poppa & Sabre be tag champs anyway?
at this point "My Way" hits and Sabre & Poppa make their way to the rampway with mics in hand
A customised version of 'My Way' hits, and 'Real Show' flashes across the 'tron. The crowd roar as everyone's favourite midget lover, Big Poppa, walks onto the head of the rampway alongside tag partner Sabre. Both are brandishing their titles across their waists, and a mic in each hand. They look at each other, wave to a bunch of drunken frat boys with Poppa & Sabre written across their exposed bellies, before laying eyes on their opponents in the ring...
Sabre: 'Well, well, well. Welcome to the tag scene, ya bunch of losers!'
Poppa: 'It's not often we see competition these days, what with us being complete winners and all... come up with a tag team name yet, fellas? It should be fairly easy to come up with something that concerns Venerial Disease and J-Lo's butt...'
Sabre: 'Or the fact that you're losers!'
Poppas: 'We've seen a lot of outfits come and go in the tag scene... Most of them with a name beginning with either 'Gods of' or 'Ruff'... but in any case, we've both been in this circuit for far too long to wrestle just on pure luck... or in your case, outside help. We use a little something the gWo seems to be lacking these days... ability. Otherwise known as... talent. These shiny belts of ours didn't come our way by accident, so you'll understand why we don't care when the gWo decide to butt into our buisness. We're the best, and you're both going to realise that tonight.'
Sabre: 'Ya losers!'
Poppa: 'Y'know... when I think of entertainment, the last thing on my mind is any member of the gWo...'
Sabre: 'Except for maybe Travis Right... Weekend at Travis' is my favourite movie.'
Poppa: 'Shhh! You'll get into trouble again! ...As I was saying... entertainment is not the gWo's forte... so you can understand why I missed most of your little speech just then. However, I couldn't help but notice the little movie you played of MVD being a real pain in my ass...
Sabre: 'Definitly a sad day in the World of paptizing.'
Poppa: 'Fear not, tough, because although talent escapes most... when it comes to a song and dance routine, Poppa knows how to get down with the masses!'
A little ditty fires up to the tune of 'V.I.P' by the Jungle Brothers, and Sabre looks a little shocked as he grabs Poppa by the arm...
Sabre: 'Dude! I thought we agreed not to do this!'
Poppa: 'Quiet down, I know what the people want...'
Sabre looks around nervously, as the crowd begin clapping their hands. Poppa then raises the mic to his lips, ready to lay down some killer tracks...
Poppa: 'You might be Power G!
(Yeah yeah!)
You might be MVD!
(Yeah yeah!)
But what you two dont see,
Is I'm the MVP,
and when you see me,
You wanna turn and flee!
Like this
(Like this)
Like that
(Like that)...
Poppa gets the audience waving their hands in the air, while Sabre merely stands there, wishing he was anywhere but on the stage in front of a capacity audience... MVD and Power G, still in the ring, look almost disgusted at the display...
Sabre: 'Hey, this might be on the verge of ludicrous, but the fact of the matter is... you two are losers! And tonight, we're going to prove to everyone that you're losers! So go back to where you came from, losers, cuz... you're nothing but a bunch of losers!'
Poppa: 'Your verbal skills are amazing, Sabre. But when we get back to the locker room, I'm showing you a thesaurus...'
At that, Poppa & Sabre just turn and wander backstage, MVD, McCoy and Power G look at each other in the ring wondering what the hell just went on, then the camera cuts to a commerical
{Commerical Break}
Relive two of the greatest events the PWF has seen in the NEW Classic PWF DVD line from Paramount Pictures.
At End of the World I, see future stars such as Antonio Gambino, Diablo and The Twin Towers before they became main-eventers. Witness Thorn demolish talented opposistion in a Four-Way Last Man Standing match for the Hardcore championship. Watch Solo defend his Hell in a Cell belt once more, this time against newcomer Scarface. And stare in awe as Rumble-winner Karkass takes on The Game for the world title,a match which established The Game as the biggest name in PWF wrestling for many years to come.
End of the World II was named the show to end all shows. Ironically it quite literally did end all shows and this DVD proves why. Anthony Frost, James Stanyer and Bid Dave Lambourne brought you a splendid tag battle between Beastness and Maximum Carnage and a suprise upset when Bud Dawg demolished Diablo, hours before his title shot. Boggle your eyes at an amazing stable match between the Alliance of Darkness and the Reapers of the Night. View Stoney put up a brave fight against Solo, who announced a move to friendly federation MoW Slaughterhouse moments before. Rack your brains with a confusing Hardcore matchup with General Leo and the self-proclaimed Xtreme Master, Blackbird. In a riveting Inferno Triple-threat for the US title, share Crusader's joy at beating such hardened opponents in Leo and Antonio Gambino. See three out of four tag team competetors taken to hospital in a dangerous Tag Team Title match only to be followed by Bloodbath as Dark Warrior wins the Hell in a Cell title match. In a suprisingly brilliant Triple Threat ladder match, see The X pick up the Lightweight Championship.
And finally witness the greatest match of all time as Rumble-winner AND former champion Eraser (aKa The Game) takes on DeMoN, Diablo and current champion FireStorm in a Four-Way Ladder In a Cell match, the best to grace our screens.
DVD Special Features:
Interviews with all the big names e.g Eraser, Diablo and Lords of Ice.
*SPECIAL* limited editon interviews with Mr.Pellington, Stanyer, Big Dave, Anthony Frost, Alison, Gambino, Showstopper and Bloodbath. And the rest of the staff also!
The Making of the PPVs
Saturday Night Havoc, Doomsday and Armageddon 's of the week before each of the aforementioned shows.
Highlights of both Rumble's.
Dolby 5:1 Surround sound.
Crystal clear picture.
Bumper 6-disk set.
{End Commerical}
The scene cuts to C-Doggs locker room door where a cameraman knocks on the door.
KNock Knock KNock.
C-Dogg: Come in.
The cameraman walks into C-Doggs locker room. C-Dogg is just tying up his boots.
Cameraman: You ready for your promo.
C-Dogg: Yea get the camera on me. Now Qzee tonight is the third time we have faced each other the first match you beat me but I aint gonna bitch and moan about that the second time I beat your ass but lets not talk about that eaither, but tonight in about 5 mins I will be walking down that isle ready to beat your ass in a street fight because I am ready for this I have been training I have been warming up with the help of my former team mate Wolfman and I will defeat you for the second time and be one step closer to maximum glory here in the PWF. So Qzee I hope you have been getting ready for this match as well as I have because this Dogg Bites.
C-Dogg: Now get out of here.
The cameraman turns around and walks out of C-Doggs locker room
The scene opens after the C-dogg interview in the Q-Zee locker room, Q-Zee is pacing around room psyching himself up, tightening the bandage wrap around his knuckles. The heavy beats of “thug nature” is pumpin out of the stereo as Q-Zee is jabbing and swinging, practicing his moves. There’s a nock at the door as Ted Tedison and his camera crew entres the room.
Tedison: Hi Mr Zee, you’ve got you third fight with C-dogg tonight, many people are saying this could be the decider between you to. How do you feel?
Q-Zee: I feel great Fred, I finally have got that peace of trash just where I want him. IN THE STREETS!
I’m fightin him in the very place where I grew up, in the very Place where I was raised. I’ve had more street fights than he ever will. Its may game now C-dogg, you just better pray for a quick defeat!
Tedison: You seem Pretty confident Mr-Zee
Q-Zee: On the street there are no rules, anything goes. Its my kind of game! And when C-dogg realises what he has got himself into he will truly wish he never messed with the Q-zee aiit!
Q-Zee's eyes light up, he is performing the motions of his finishing move
Q-Zee: When I land the west side slam on that punk and his back thunders down on the hard pavement, there will be no getting up!!
Tedison: Mid Week C-dogg told the PWF about his convincing Victory in his last Street Fight……..
Q-Zee: Ha Ha yes I’ve seen the footage, A street fight he calls it! A Street fight ha ha, its nothing more than a playground tussle! He calls that a street fight!
Tedison: Anyway Mr Zee that’s about all we got time for, I wish you the best of luck for your match tonight.
Q-Zee: Ok cheers Fred, You know luck wont come into it.
The Scene fades out as the camera crew leave the room and Q-Zee continues his preperation.
The camera cuts to the Methods of Mayhem locker room where we see Mr. Walrus and Golgotha planning strategy. Walrus is brandishing a lamp and yelling something at Golgotha, who just shakes his head.
Walrus: I'm tellin' ya, all we have to do is whack one of them in the head with this and we've got things in the bag!
Golgotha: And how do you propose we smuggle a lamp out to the ring and whack someone with it without the referee noticing?
Walrus: Some kind of voodoo?
Golgotha: Walrus, I'm a Christian. I don't do voodoo.
Walrus: Bah. It's all voodoo if you ask me.
Golgotha tries to restrain himself from clocking Walrus after that comment.
Golgotha: Ahem. Any other ways?
Walrus: Maybe we could whack one of them before they get out to the ring?
Golgotha: Not a bad idea...
Walrus: It's settled then!
Walrus dashes out of the room with the lamp in hand.
Stanyer: Well we move onto our first match, which is the deciding match in a little fued that has been going on for the past couple of weeks between Q-Zee and C-Dogg. They have both won one match each, so this is the deciding match, and it will be a Street Fight.
Ain't Nuttin but a G thang plays over the loud speaker and The music video to it plays on the titantron with so shots of C-Dogg performing moves and several other wrestlers. C-Dogg walks out onto the ramp and so pyros go off from the grounds and shoot up to the roof. He stops at the top of the ramp and raises one arm. He walks down the ramp slapping hands with some of the fans. He walks around the ring and up the steps. he walks along the apron about halfway and stops and raises his arm again and then leap frogs over the ropes and runs and bounces off of one of them. He walks over to a turnbuckle and climbs up onto the second rope and raises his arms again.
James: Introducing from Santa Monica, California, weighing 210lbs, C-Dogg
"One More Road" by DMX hits as Q-Zee walks out with a Confident, Gangster walk, Bobbing from side to side, Slow, Looking around, nodding at fans pointing at fans, Chilled out, Athletic Jump over ropes, wanders around the ring looking at all the spectators, listening to them cheer. Jumps on Turn-buckle arms in air.
James: Introducing, from Compton, LA, weighing 225lbs, Q-Zee.
Report: Quickly C-Dogg and Q-Zee go at it in the center of the ring exchanging right hands, Duane Dibley rings the bell to start the match. Q-Zee gets the upper hand and sends C-Dogg to the ropes and knocks him down with a clothesline. Q-Zee pulls C-Dogg up and then takes him over to the turnbuckle and slams his head into it. He then drives a reverse elbow into his face before he sends C-Dogg out to the opposite turnbuckle, but Q-Zee reverses and C-Dogg waits for Q-Zee to come back off the turnbuckle and then lifts him up and drops him face first with a Flapjack. Q-Zee rolls out of the ring and C-Dogg follows him. C-Dogg slams Q-Zee's head into the barricade. He then throws back the apron and pulls out a trashcan lid. He cracks it over the head of Q-Zee, dazing him. C-Dogg then drops the lid on the floor, kicks Q-Zee in the gut and then delivers a DDT on the Lid. C-Dogg makes a cover. .................1 .......................2 .................... Q-Zee kicks out. C-Dogg goes to the apron and looks for something else to use, he pulls out a 2x4. Q-Zee is pulling himself to his feet when C-Dogg breaks the 2x4 over his back, putting him back down on the floor. C-Dogg picks him up and whips him into the steel steps. Q-Zee takes it knee first and flips over the steps and lands hard on the floor. C-Dogg grabs a steel chair from ringside and follows Q-Zee. He waits for him to get to his feet and then cracks Q-Zee over the head with the chair. Amazingly Q-Zee stays on his feet, and staggers up the rampway. C-Dogg goes for a Running Chair shot, but Q-Zee ducks down and drop toe holds C-Dogg face first onto the Steel Ramp.
Stanyer: How Q-Zee withstood that chair shot, and then had the awareness to pull of that Drop Toe Hold is a mystery to me.
Dawg: It is to me. How the hell did he know how to do a Drop Toe Hold?
Q-Zee and C-Dogg struggle up to their feet. C-Dogg goes for a right hand, but Q-Zee blocks it and hits an uppercut and C-Dogg staggers up the ramp. C-Dogg comes back for another right hand, but Q-Zee blocks it again and another uppercut sends C-Dogg up onto the stage. C-Dogg charges at Q-Zee again, but he lifts C-Dogg up and drives him hard into the Steel with a Sidewalk Slam. He hooks the leg. ................1 ...................2 ..................... C-Dogg kicks out. Q-Zee pulls C-Dogg up to his feet and takes him over to the Ultra-Tron and slams his head into the metal. He does it again. He then turns C-Dogg around and hooks him up and delivers a Russian Leg Sweep, driving the head and back of C-Dogg into the Steel Framework of the Ultra-Tron. The pain actually causes C-Dogg to spring up holding his back. Q-Zee hooks him from behind and delivers a Reverse DDT on the stage. He covers. .......................1 ........................2 ...................... C-Dogg just gets his shoulder up. Q-Zee pulls C-Dogg up to his feet. He hits him with a big uppercut. C-Dogg staggers backwards towards the edge. Q-Zee hits a haymaker, and C-Dogg staggers up to the edge. Q-Zee hits another big right hand, and C-Dogg struggles to keep his balance near the edge. Q-Zee backs off and takes a run up, but C-Dogg explodes and Spears him as he charges. C-Dogg lands with his arm over Q-Zee. Duane Dibley makes the count. .........................1 ...........................2 ............................. Q-Zee kicks out.
Stanyer: This is exactly what we expected it to be, a straight out brawl. They want to beat the living hell out of each other.
Dawg: And correct me if I am wrong, or that my eyes decieve me, but are they not doing that.
Stanyer: Indeed they are.
C-Dogg pulls himself up to his feet. He is a little stunned from the blows to the head he has taken. He pulls up Q-Zee. He grabs him in a headlock and then takes him through the curtain. We lose shot for a moment, and then we are taken backstage where a camera man is running down a corridor, as he comes around the corner, we see C-Dogg slamming Q-Zee's head into a drinks machine. He bounces off, and holds his head, but stays on his feet. C-Dogg goes to slam his head into a Chocolate Dispenser. But Q-Zee reverses and spins the two of them around and then slams C-Doggs head straight through the glass, which scatters on the floor. The small crowd of fans which have quickly gathered nearby begin a chant of "Holy Shit". Q-Zee pulls C-Dogg out of the Glass, taking care not to cut himself. He then takes him over to the other side of the small area and slams his head into a door. The door opens as he hits it and Q-Zee follows C-Dogg through the door. C-Dogg is on his hands and knees. Q-Zee takes this oppurtunity and delivers a viscious Pulling Piledriver on the concrete floor. We are now in a another backstage storage area, with lots of heavy steel boxes with "PWF" written on the side scattered around the room. There is a set of stairs leading up to a 2nd level Balcony. Q-Zee covers C-Dogg. ......................1 ........................2 .......................... C-Dogg gets his shoulder up. Q-Zee goes looking around the room for a weapon. C-Dogg slowly makes his way to his feet. But as he gets up, he seems to have found a hammer from somewhere. Q-Zee has found a large metal sheet. C-Dogg stands there, looking dazed. Q-Zee goes up to him and lifts the sheet above his head. C-Dogg comes to life and hits Q-Zee right between the eyes with the hammer. Q-Zee falls as if he had just been shot and lands on a table. C-Dogg pushes Q-Zee onto the table and then he looks up. He then walks over to the stairs and begins to climb up them. As he climbs, he starts to move quicker, as the adrenalin begins to flow in him. He gets onto the 2nd floor balcony, which is only about 10 feet above the ground floor. C-Dogg then climbs up a couple of boxes and is then balanced on the rail, looking down at Q-Zee from about 14 feet. He then flips off witht he C-Flip (Shooting Star Press) and lands on Q-Zee breaking the table at the same time. Referee Duane Dibley is in shock at the move. But he suddenly realises C-Dogg is in a pinning predicament and makes the count. .......................1 ........................2 ..........................3!!!! Duane Dibley raises C-Dogg's hand, although he is barely moving. EMT's rush in to check on both men.
Stanyer: What a move by C-Dogg. I only hope both men are ok.
Dawg: That move was just plain crazy, he could have ended his career, before it had even begun.
Stanyer: It was crazy, but I guess to survive in the PWF, you can't be 100% sane.
C-Dogg d. Q-Zee
9:17 Pinfall
The camera opens up into an now all too familiar lounge area where Heelmaster is talking into a mobile phone. He looks very serious and speaks with a harsh tone.
Heelmaster: What?...No!...well that sucks....listen, if I don't get paid a dime by the next PPV, then it's on your head, you piece of shit.
Heelmaster taps a button on the phone and then places it down onto the table. The door suddenly opens, and a puffed up Showstopper comes running in, and flops down onto the couch, slamming the door shut on the way. He lies on the couch panting.
Heelmaster: What the fuck you playing at?
Showstopper: I....*gasp....just....*gasp*.....saw.....*gasp*....Theros.....*gasp*....
Heelmaster: That's the dumbest thing i've heard since Sanitarium dissapeared. Honestly Showstopper, your stupidity really amazes me at times. Now did you go see Gambino?
Showstopper: *breath back*...I did. Same story...but honestly Kev, it was him, it was Theros. I was just coming out of Gambino's office, and I seen him shy away into an alcove. He looked all pi*sed off and stuff. It was freaky dude.
Heelmaster: Nonsense. And what the fuck are you doing worrying about a piece of low-life trash like Theros Macalvia?
Showstopper: Don't say I didn't warn you dude.
Heelmaster: Fuck you. Shouldn't you be concentrating on your big match tonight?
Showstopper: Big match? A match with Travis Right isn't exactly big. I'm only fighting him because you suggested I do. Travis Right, is a fuckin myth around here Kevo. Even that screwed up Sabre thinks so. Beating Travis, will just proove our dominance here in the PWF, and will send a nice message to the gWo. If you don't get that message guys, because that message happens to be on a hospital ward somewhere, hear me now. gWo, don't fuck with power. Sure, you gots tha Commish, the World Champion, but guys, I beat the guy only a few months ago. By right, I should be holding that belt of his, but look here, I ain't got nothing. Someone's been holding me back see. That fucker Gambino. That is what I can't handle. Tonight gWo, if I beat your pathetic little bitch, you won't hold me back any longer. Because we'll f*ck with you then, and we don't want to mess up MVD's pretty little face. But the gW f'n o, aren't our only enemies, are they Kev?
Heelmaster: When your finished. I think your learning well from your your tutor Show. As for my opponent tonight, a former European Champion, and current United States Champion. Wooptidoo Homicide, you ain't got nothing comapred to me. I'm a former World Champion dude, so I think you got it coming to you. Un-f'n-fortunately, it's a non-title match isn't it Homi? But what it is, is an I Quit match. Tonight, motherfucker, will be the last night you will ever hold that title with pride. Your so fucking dumb, you mess with this? You interupt us on Armageddon, with a challenge!? What? Why? What the blue hell were you thinking? As fucker boy said, you don't wanna mess with us two. We fuck those who fuck with us, and fuck those who wanna be fucked. So, you piece of shit, you DO wanna mess wit us? I'll show you why you won't, tonight. Even if I have to do it for free. Because like it or not...heels never lose...
Cameras cut to the back and show Gambino walking down the hall wearing his normal attire of black warmup pants, a black leather jacket, and his new "Soldout" t-shirt. He see's Ted Tedison standing around and walks up to him
Gambino: "Hey Teddy, you seen McFreeze around today?"
Tedison: "I saw him here earlier today, but he left."
Gambino: "You're positive you saw him leave the arena earlier today?"
Tedison: "Yeah. Why, is something wrong?"
Gambino: "Always in interview mode, huh Teddy?"
Tedison: "Well..."
Gambino: "Nothings wrong, but he was supposed to meet me here over an hour ago, and I haven't seen or heard from him yet. If you see him, send him to my locker room. You think you can handle that?"
Tedison: "Sure, no problem"
Gambino walks off down the hall as the cameras fade out
Alexander is sitting in the Gods of War locker room lacing up his boots. Kull is putting oh his fishnet shirt. When there is a knock at the locker room door. Kull opens the door to reveal Johnny Mayhem who seems a little out of breath.
Mayhem: Sorry I'm late, had a meeting with Mr. Pellington.
Kull: Figures, I can smell it
Kull wipes his nose to suggest Mayhem's brown nosing.
Alexander: It's ok Mayhem just conduct the interview.
Mayhem: As I know you guys know you have a match tonight with Walrus and Golgotha of MoM, Why are you guys going into this match up?
Kull: Sweet revenge.
Mayhem: I'm asuming you mean to get back at the apparent victory they stole from you. But what about the losing streak you guys have been on as of late any comments?
Alexander: Our problem has been that we've gotten to caught up in our past successes and just expected this to fall in place for us.
Kull: We had lost our warrior spirit.
Alexander: True now if you will excuse us we have a match to prepare for.
Mayhem: Thanks for the thoughts.
Mayhem backs out the door followed by the camera man who keeps it rolling until the door is shut .
The camera goes backstage and we see the Gods of War locker room. The camera pans and we see a crate beside the door, and upon closer inspection, Mr. Walrus crouched behind the crate. Walrus is clutching the lamp and snickering evilly. The door flies open and someone steps out.
Walrus: Take this!
Walrus leaps into action, hopping over the crate and bringing the lamp down over the person's head, shattering the lamp and dropping the man like a sack of bricks. Walrus stands over the fallen... stage hand. Uh oh. This isn't good.
Walrus: Aw fack...
Voices are heard from inside the locker room.
Kull: What was that?
Alexander: I don't know, go look.
Walrus looks around frantically before bolting down the hall as Kull pokes his head out the door. He sees the stage hand, shrugs, and closes the door.
Stanyer: Welcome back, this next match is a follow on from what happened last week in the match between Ultimate Warriors and Gods of War, where the Methods of Mayhem interfered to cost the Gods of War the match.
Dawg: So I guess they are looking for revenge then.
Stanyer: Indeed, as other members were busy tonight, they challenged the Best Newcomer of 2001, Mr Walrus and Golgotha.
“Personal Jesus” by Rackets and Drapes blasts across the arena. After they say the line “Reach out and touch faith” pyros go off and Golgotha comes out with his Bible in his right hand. He makes his way to the ring, taking the time to shake the fans hands. Right before he enters the ring, he drops to his left knee and whispers a prayer. Then he climbs up the stairs and the turnbuckle and raises his arms to the heavens.
James: Introducing, from St. Louis Missouri, weighing 224lbs, "The Gothic Christian" Golgotha.
"CUBErt" by System of a Down hits as the lights turn a pale blue. A black and blue spiral appears on the video screen. A cartoon warlus head is at the centre of spiral. As the song gets heavier, the walrus' eyes turn into spirals like the one in the background. When the song explodes, the walrus begins laughing maniacally. Mr. Walrus walks through the curtain and onto the stage. He stops at the top of the ramp and does a little dance before proceeding down the ramp. He hops onto the apron and steps through the ropes before doing another little dance. He then goes to his corner to await the beginning of the match.
James: Introducing, from Ravencroft Mental Institution, weighing 266lbs, Mr Walrus.
The arena darkens as the gong to signify the start "Wherever I may Roam" By Metallica is heard. The opening to the music plays through, then as the powerful drum beat kicks in, Fire Explodes from the stage. Through the fire walks Alexander and Kull. They look to the crowd and the crowd explodes. They March to the ring and Kull climbs the turnbuckle and raises his sword.
James: Introducing at a combined weight of 513lbs, Alexander and Kull, The Gods of War Crowd Cheers loudly
Report: Alexander starts out with Walrus. They tie up. Alexander uses his extra strength to take Walrus into a headlock, Walrus pushes him off into the ropes. Alexander knocks Walrus down with a shoulder block. Walrus gets back up and Alexander hits him with a couple of right hands and then goes for a Haymaker, but Walrus ducks it and then starts to hit right hands of his own. He then does a little jig while Alexander is dazed and then goes for a big right hand, but Alexander ducks underneath it and hooks Walrus in a Full Nelson and delivers the Full Nelson Slam. He then drops down and hammers Walrus with right hands. Walrus escapes and rolls over to his corner and tags in Golgotha. Kull asks for a tag, and Alexander gives it to him. Kull and Golgotha tie up. Kull goes into a headlock but pushes Golgotha off. Kull goes for a Spinning Heel Kick, Golgotha ducks and goes into a waistlock. He tries a German Suplex, but Kull counters with a Victory Roll, only for Golgotha to roll through it into a pinning combination of his own. ....................1 ......................2 ................ Kull kicks out. They both get to their feet and tie up again. Golgotha comes out with an arm wrench. Kull reverses into a hammerlock. Golgotha reverses that into a top wristlock. Kull kicks Golgotha twice in the gut to break the hold and then sends him to the ropes and hits a Snap Hurricanranna. Golgotha rolls through to his feet and holds onto the ropes, a little stunned. Kull comes off the ropes and hits a Spinning Wheel Kick which takes both him and Golgotha over the top rope. They both land on their feet. Kull knees Golgotha in the gut and slams his head into the barricade. He then turns and Walrus dives off the apron knocking Kull down with a clothesline. Alexander comes rushing around but, the referee, Morgan Black, gets in his way. Alexander argues, but backs off. The referee turns around and orders Walrus to his corner as Golgotha delivers a big haymaker to Kull which sends him back under the ropes into the ring.
Stanyer: The referee needs to keep control of this match, or it will become completely Chaotic.
Dawg: Morgan Black couldn't control an 80 year old Grandmother who has no use of his legs.
Golgotha tags in Walrus who pulls Kull to his feet and sends him to the ropes. Kull reverses, but bends down too early and Walrus delivers the Knee Smash. Walrus then bounces off the ropes to the side and Flips over to hit a Leg Drop. He then makes a cover. ..........................1 .........................2 ......................... Kull kicks out. Alexander is reaching out for a tag when Golgotha taunts him. Alexander promptly tries to get into the ring, but Morgan Black gets in his way, while Walrus comes in and he and Golgotha stomp down Kull in the ring. Golgotha starts to climb out as the referee turns around. He claps his hands in the air, asking them if they tagged. He gets no response, but allows the match to continue. Walrus sends Kull into the ropes and then delivers a Tilt a Whirl Sideslam. He covers. .......................1 .......................2 ...................... Kull kicks out. Walrus pulls Kull up and then sends him to the corner. Walrus charges in but Kull ducks down and lifts Walrus up, but amazingly Walrus lands on his feet on the top rope. But not for long as Kull quickly grabs his thighs and Powerbombs him off the top rope. Both men stay down then. They both crawl slowly towards their corners. As Kull is about to get a tag. Golgotha tries to get in the ring. The referee goes to stop him, and Kull gets the tag to Alexander. Golgotha backs off as Walrus dives to make a tag. Morgan Black turns around and blocks Alexander and sends him to his corner, telling him he didn't see a tag. Alexander is furious, and insists he got a tag. But the referee tells him no and sends him back to his corner.
Stanyer: How did the referee not see that, Alexander got a clean tag.
Dawg: But it's not a tag, if the referee didn't see it.
Stanyer: He didn't see Golgotha tag Walrus earlier, but he let that go.
Dawg: That was because they were in control, he knew they could have made a tag.
Golgotha waits for Kull to come back towards him and kicks him in the gut and hooks him up and delivers a Double Arm DDT. He tells Kull to get up and then delivers a Northern Lights Suplex with a bridge. .......................1 .........................2 .......................... Alexander breaks up the count. Morgan Black orders him to his corner. Alexander grudgingly obliges. Kull staggers up to his feet. Golgotha kicks him in the gut and then delivers a Snap Suplex, and rolls through up to his feet. He delivers a 2nd Snap Suplex and rolls through to his feet. He goes for a third, but Kull blocks it. Golgotha tries again, but it is blocked one more time. Kull then lifts Golgotha up and delivers a Brainbuster. Both men then stay down. They both crawl to their corners as the referee counts, they both make tags at the same time. Alexander charges in and smashes Walrus down with a clothesline. He waits for Walrus to get up and hits a couple of right hands and then sends him to the ropes and hits a Powerslam. He hooks the leg. ......................1 .......................2 ......................... Golgotha dives to break up the count. Kull comes in and attacks Golgotha with kicks and puts him in the corner where he chokes him with his foot. Alexander picks up Walrus and hits the Warrior's Demise (Neck Crack). He covers. .........................1 .......................2 ..................... Walrus kicks out. Alexander pulls Walrus up again, but he counters and goes behind with a waistlock. He tries a Back Drop, but Alexander flips out and lands behind Walrus and delivers the Emporer's Hammer (Cannon Ball Buster). He covers again. .....................1 ........................2 .......................... Walrus kicks out. Alexander does a cut throat motion and picks up Walrus, but he sneaks in a Low Blow. Kull has hits Golgotha with his finisher, the Conqueror (Russian Neck Drop). Kull charges at Walrus, but he scoops him up and drives him down with a Michinoku Driver. He then stands up and kicks Kull's arm. He comes off the ropes to deliver the Walrus Elbow, he goes into the strut, but as he goes for the Elbow, he stops, and looks up to see Alexander standing over him. Alexander lifts him onto his shoulders and delivers the Fall of Rome (Burning Hammer). Alexander makes the cover. .......................1 ..........................2 .............................3!!!!
Stanyer: The Gods of War extract a measure of revenge for their defeat last week at the hands of the Ultimate Warriors. Mainly thanks to interference from the Methods of Mayhem.
Dawg: Only a small measure of revenge though. I still think they want to beat the Ultimate Warriors themselves.
Gods of War d. Walrus & Golgotha
10:43 Pinfall
Stanyer: Perhaps they might get that match further down the road.
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The scene opens up to the MoM locker room (as usual). Mr. Walrus is playing GameCube with with his video game partner Eiji, Golgotha is watching them, and Sandstorm is in the other side of the room talking with Law. The camera moves closer to Sandstorm and Law, as they seem to be talking normally instead of arguing.
Sandstorm: Listen Law, sorry about things getting out of hand last week, I was just a little agitated about having to fight a jobber last week.
Law: No problem friend, we're cool.
Sandstorm: Great. Well, I guess I got my wish, this week I'm not fighting a jobber, and it's for number one contendership for the U.S title, and I'm sure that I'll do just fine.
Law: But?
Sandstorm: But, King Volcano is seven foot three, I mean, I'm not small by any means, but this guy's got eight inches on me. I've never fought anyone this tall, so I'm not sure how it will turn out.
Law: Don't worry man, your a technical genius, and you know how technical always beats big.
Sandstorm: Yeah, I guess your right, thanks.
Law: Anytime.
Law goes over to the couch to watch what Walrus and Eiji are doing, curiously, Sandstorm follows. It seems that Walrus and Eiji are playing Super Smash Brothers Melee. Eiji is Mario, while Walrus is Pikachu.
Eiji: Haha, got you with the spin kick!
Walrus: PIKA! PIKACHU!!!!
Sandstorm rolls his eyes.
Eiji: Hey Sandstorm, I know you think that you might have some trouble with King Volcano, but don't worry man, we're behind you one hundred percent.
Walrus: Yeah dude, you can kick his ass!
Eiji: Damn you Walrus! Why do you always win?
Walrus: Hmmmm......I know! Wait....no, I don't.
Eiji: Ugh, ok, one more time, but this time, I get to be Pikachu.
Walrus: Ok, I'll be Spidey!
Eiji: Umm, Walrus, Spiderman isn't in this game.
Walrus: Nooooooooo!
Walrus runs out the door and down the hall, still screaming frantically (don't ask me why, he's a mental patient). The scene ends with the MoM chuckling at Walrus.
The camera cuts to the C.O.S locker room where Grimm is punching the punch bag as Hanibal walks in. Hanibal looks at Grimm for a sec and then gets an evil look in his eyes
Hanibal: What the hell are you punching my punch bag for?
Grimm: Yoh man this isn't yours it doesn't have your name on it!
Hanibal: It doesn't matter if it does or if it doesn't..I don't want losers punching my bag!
Grimm: What's that suppose to mean?
Hanibal: Oh Mr.Big Shot was all happy about getting in a 4 way elemination match..what happend? did you win? no! did you come close? hell no! you beat out 1 guy! a former prison mate who can't wrestle as it is!
Grimm: At least I had a match...man ever since we join C.O.S you've been different...you've been egotistical...we have a hardcore tag match coming up so I say we get it together and work this out later
Hanibal: You think? You think? I don't give a dam what you think but since we have a title shot I'll calm down.... under his breath (for now)
Grimm stits in his chair as Hanibal starts to punch the bag and talks under his breath
Hanibal: Just wait Grimm tonight things are about to change....
King Volcano: Would you two shut the hell up? Man you two fight like a bunch of bitches on the rag.... Meeeoooow. Back up. I am not tied up right now. Go ahead say something. I dare you.
Hanibal starts to smile to himself. KV gets right in his face.
King Volcano: You think something is funny. Did I say a joke?
KV grabs a glass bottle and breaks it over his own head. Blood trickles down his face.
Hanibal quits smiling and gets real serious
King Volcano: Tonight I have been handed the US #1 contender spot. Heh I dont think they could have given me an easier match. Now their not a shadow of doubt I will have yet another belt. Can you guys say the same? You better bring home some gold tonight or you guys will be sitting in the chair of HELL.
KV picks up a chair and throws it against the wall.
King Volcano: Listen to me. I want to see some real damn pain issued in tonights match. I want to hear some screaming. I want to see some blood. I want someone to wish they never entered the ring. Do you hear me.....
Hanibal: Heh. Thats exactly what I had in mind..
King Volcano: Good. Now get out of my way.
KV flips upside down and does a handstand. He then starts counting his handstand push-ups ...1....2...3...4....
Camera fades
We return to the MoM dressing room, just as Leroy and Barry are walking in. Leroy is wearing his PWF Hardcore Tag Championship belt around his waist. Barry has his barbwire belt over his shoulder. Leroy is all smiles and he walks towards the MoMs. Barry hangs back.
Leroy: "Hey guys, Hows it going? Did you just see the Cult of Shadows on the monitors? How pathetic can you get!"
Eiji: "They do seem most unharmonious, but do not underestimate them. Remember, rain seems chaotic and unorganised, yet it has the power to shape mountains."
Leroy: "Hmm... But we are Brutal Force! We have the mighty might of the MoMs behind us. How can we possibly be beaten by a team that can't even get along with each other? Isn't that right Barry?"
Barry: "I don't give a shit how Canadian Kaos get along. If they turn on each during the match, we will win. If they plan on spending the rest of their lives together, who cares. We will still win."
Leroy: "Chill Baz. You know it is times like these that I fondly remember the words of my sensei in the dojo. Wise man say: 'Remember, rain seems chaotic and unorganised, yet it has the power to shape mountains'..."
Law: "Umm... wasn't that what Eiji..."
Leroy: "Shhhttuuuppp! Anyway, someone said that, but Bruce Leroy, he say: 'My mad kung fu skillz are gonna make those Canadian gothy freaks run all the way back to Canada. We are gonna Moida em!'"
Sandstorm: "Moida?"
Leroy: "Yeah, you know. Moida!"
Sandstorm: "Is that french?"
Leroy: "No, it's slang. you know for homicide. Like in that old TV show. 'When they met, it was Moida!!!'"
MoMs: "Riiiiiighhhht"
Leroy: "You know what i am talking about, right Barry?"
Barry: "Yeah, I get what your doing. You are standing around, flapping your yap when we should be out there hurting somebody!"
Leroy: "Jeez. OK, we better get going. We will take out Kaos. I am sure our leader here can handle King Volcano. So, what say we meet up for a celebratory team drink after the show?"
Law: "Possibly."
Eiji: "Maybe."
Sandstorm: "We will see."
Leroy: "Cool and the gang! Brutal force, roll out!"
Leroy charges out of the room, followed by Barry who stare at the MoMs as they leave.
Stanyer: It looks like there are still problems within Canadian Kaos.
Dawg: It seems to me that perhaps Hanibal wasn't all in favour of joining the Cult of Shadows.
Stanyer: Perhaps not. Anyway, we move onto our next match which is between Kevin Dallas & Rex Chapman.
“Stupify” hits and Kevin Dallas walks out with no pyro. He raises his arms to the crowd, and they cheer. He then walks down to the ring, enters through the middle rope, and climbs all 4 turnbuckles and raises his hands to the crowd before going to his corner and waiting for his opponent.
James: Introducing from Dallas, Texas, weighing 298lbs, Kevin Dallas
Nickleback hits as Rex Chapman walks out slow with a mic in hand and sunglasses. He makes his way to the ramp where he stands briefly and awaits two medium sized pyro bursts on each side of him to go off. He lifts the mic up and says, “This is what I am!” as the Titantron shows his submission hold on a random opponent. He makes a side step lunge and waves his hands up in the air as the crowd bursts into cheers. He then makes his way down to the ring.
James: Introducing from Durston, Ohio, weighing 228lbs, Rex Chapman
Report: Dallas and Rex tie up, they tussle for a moment until Dallas overpowers Rex and drives him into the turnbuckle Dallas then backs it up with a series of right hands to the face and gut. He then whips Rex out to the opposite corner and follows in with a big clothesline. Rex staggers out. Dallas delivers a One Handed Scoop Slam and then comes off the ropes and delivers and Elbow Drop. He covers. ...............1 .....................2 ................ Rex kicks out. Dallas pulls Rex up, but he gets in a few blows to the gut. But Dallas clubs him across the back and then sends him to the ropes. He goes to kick him in the gut, but Rex catches his foot and quickly hits a Dragon Screw. Dallas rolls to the ropes holding his knee. Rex quickly takes advantage and holds the top rope as he delivers a few stomps to the knee of Dallas. Referee Chris Regan pulls Rex off the ropes and away from Dallas. Rex argues with the ref as Dallas gets to his feet, checking his knee gingerly. He steadies himself and thens charges at Rex, thinking he is distracted, but Rex is aware and goes low with a dropkick right back on Dallas's knee. Rex comes off the ropes and then drives his knee across Dallas's. Rex grabs the leg of Dallas and goes for a Figure Four. But Dallas kicks him off and through the ropes to the floor. Kevin Dallas then struggles up to his feet, checking his knee.
Stanyer: Rex playing a very tactical game, going after the knee, setting Dallas up for his favourite finisher, the ACL Agony, the Double Dragon Screw.
Dawg: Dallas always has that strength and Power advantage though, he only needs a couple of big moves, and it could be all over.
Rex has gotten to his feet on the outside. He is about to get in the ring when Dallas hits a Baseball Slide and sends him backwards into the barricade. Dallas moves his leg a bit, as the dropkick hurt his knee again. Dallas then slides out of the ring and picks up Rex and drops him chest first on the barricade. He then whips him hard into the Steel Steps. Dallas uses the apron to steady himself as he kicks Rex repeatedly in the chest while he sits against the steps. Dallas pulls him up and rolls him back into the ring. Dallas climbs in, but as he steps his leg through the ropes, Rex dives and hits a chop block to the back of Dallas's injured knee. He collapses and becomes entangled in the ropes. Rex gets to his feet and goes to the apron. Dallas's head is hung on the ropes and sticks out. Rex jumps up and drops the leg across his head. The impact springs the ropes free and Dallas ends up back in the ring holding his throat. Rex climbs back on the apron and Slingshots over with a Splash and a cover. .......................1 .........................2 ....................... Dallas powers out of the cover. Rex is quick to turn to the injured knee again and pummels it with right hands. Dallas uses his power to simply push Rex away. Dallas struggles to his feet. Rex comes off the ropes, but Dallas charges and catches Rex by surprise with a clothesline. Rex gets up dazed and Dallas kicks him in the gut and delivers a Gutwrench Powerbomb. He pushes the legs forward for a cover. ...................1 .....................2 ................. Rex kicks out.
Dawg: Damn, that was close. The big man nearly pulled out the win. But if this carries on much longer, he might end up leaving with a bad wheel, win or lose.
Stanyer: Indeed, Dallas's knee has already taken a tremendous amount of punishment, in such a short space of time.
Dallas pulls up Rex and then lifts him high above his head in a Military Press, but his knee gives way and Rex drops down behind and then hits a Chop Block to his knee. Rex quickly rolls Dallas over and grabs his leg and locks in the Reverse Figure Four Leg Lock. Dallas immediately cries out in pain. He uses his arms to push himself up, to relieve some of the pain, but eventually it becomes too much and he drops down to the mat, where his shoulders are down. ......................1 ......................2 .................... Dallas lifts himself back up again. He begins to move himself towards the ropes. But he drops his shoulders back down again. ........................1 ...........................2 .......................... He lifts himself up again. He reaches out and grabs the bottom rope. But Rex refuses to release the hold. The referee gives Rex a 5 count, and he refuses. So the referee breaks the hold himself. Dallas rolls away holding his knee, while Rex gets up and argues with the ref for breaking the hold. Dallas is pulling himself to his feet. Rex turns around and Dallas scoops him up and goes for the Dallas Driver (Tombstone), but somehow Rex rolls forwards hooking the leg of Dallas and takes him down into the Kneeriffic (Rolling Leg Lock). Dallas tries to resist, but this time the pain in his knee is too much and he taps out.
Rex Chapman d. Kevin Dallas
7:11 Submission
Stanyer: Rex Chapman picks up the win, but it looks like he might have injured Dallas in the process.
Dawg: What was a nasty hold, he could have ripped all the ligaments in his knee.
The cameras open up in the arena cafeteria, and Gambino walks in. He sees Poppa and Sabre standing around talking and walks up to him
Gambino: "You guys seen McFreeze around?"
Poppa: "Nope! You seen Freezy Mac, Sabre?"
Sabre: "Sure haven't! Did you check the freezer?"
Poppa: "Yeah, maybe he's hanging out in the freezer, he is McFreeze ya know?"
Sabre: "Or...hey....maybe it got too warm in here and he melted!"
Poppa: "Yeah, everyone knows that frozen stuff can't take the heat"
Gambino looks frustrated at Poppa and Sabres antics
Gambino: "Damnit! I know what his name is, I know frozen stuff can't last in the heat, and I DON'T think McFreeze is in the freezer!"
Gambino storms out of the cafeteria, leaving Sabre and Poppa behind, still talking to themselves
Poppa: "Jeez, he should really switch to decaf."
Sabre: "That or, get a sense of humor, maybe some anger managment classes."
The cameras fade out
Rookie is walking down the hallway, carrying his bag over his shoulder. Clearly he's in a good mood as he is strutting with a smile on his face. He stops at his locker room and pulls out the keys. He unlocks the door and gives it a push but the door barely moves.
Rookie: What the hell?
Rookie backs up and puts his shoulder into the door hard and it still barely moves. Rookie gives it one last shove and the door opens to the sound of falling bricks as if they were keeping the door shut. The door is now open enough for him and the cameraman to get in. The camerman follows him in. Rookie drops his bag in utter shock. The entire locker room is being remodeled. All that remains are sawdust, tools, buckets of paint and other basic remodelling items.
Rookie: What the hell is going on here?!?
Rookie rushes out of the room in search of answers but the cameraman stays in the room. He looks around and comes to rest on a familiar symbol. The letters MHBM brushed onto the wall with black paint.
The screen fades to black, then reappears at the back door of the Havoc areana. The door swings open and in walks DarkStorm with the lightweight title drapped over his shoulder. He has on his white arnette sunglasses, a red sleeve-less shirt that has the words "DarkStorm" on the front, and he is wearing black pants with white strips going down each leg. Ted Tedison steps into the shot and he approuches DarkStorm
Tedison: "DarkStorm.....?"
DarkStorm: "Let me guess, your gonna ask me how I'm doing?"
Tedison: "Well, not excalty, but how are you doing?"
DarkStorm: "Not excalty, not excalty, this isn't Hertz rent-a-car, this isn't even your momma's dirty sex line that even her own baby boy calls asking for advise on same sex relationships."
Tedison: "How did you find out about...."
DarkStorm: "WHOa, whoa, whoa, what makes you think that I was talking about you, I could of been talking about anybody, like our Dear Champion Gambino, who wouldn 't even have enough nickles to call his own momma's dirty line, or I could of even been talking about Golgotha. By the way, what it a golgotha, sounds like something you use to srcape the @#%$ off your shoes with..."
Tedison: "Oh...So, what are your plans for tonight?"
DarkStorm: "Don't ever ask me that question in that tone of voice you queerbait momma's lover."
Tedison: "....I noticed that you aren't scheduled to wrestle tonight, I was asking.."
DarkStorm: "Teddy, teddy, teddy, you know I was only playing, but I ask you, why were you getting all defensive if I was only joking??"
Tedison: "......ummmm....."
Storm looks at Tedison then throws his title over his other shoulder and looks into the camera for a momment. Then he walks off down the hall when he sees the Rookie flipping out
Further down the corridor we see Rookie walking towards Tedison and DarkStorm. He is cursing and destroying anything that is around him.
Rookie: "I'm going to fucking kill the idiot who did that. I don't care if he's 6'10'' or 5'2'', the guys a dead man walking."
Rookie comes across Tedison and DarkStorm.
Rookie: "You, are you responsible? Are you him? Ah, your not going to answer me are you, I guess I'm going to have to beat it out of you.
Rookie decks DarkStorm with a right hand, which catches Storm totally by surprise.
Rookie: "I'll see your ass in the ring, next."
Rookie storms off, while DarkStorm pulls himself to his feet and composes himself, he then calls Tedison back over.
DarkStorm: "Rookie, you want to come up and raise your little hand and strike me, I have to ask you...WHAT IN THE.......H..E..L..L.....WERE YOU Thinking......YOu must be seriously tor up from the flor up........SO Rookie, I want you to go to your little room, with all your little toys, then I want you to walk down that ramp, then I just want you to wait, and count the seconds that your face is still in tack, cause when the lightning strikes, you know that spot thats on your face, yea, that spot that I'm gonna slap so hard that it will be there before I even get in the ring, so Rookie, I have to ask you just on more question.......Ever Heard the expression Mommy mommy????......cause just as sure as a Big ol' grizzly will go @#%$ in the woods, I'm gonna whip that ass........"
Storm drops the mic and looks at Ted Tedison as he walks off toward the ring
Stanyer: It looks like we have ourselves an inpromptu matchup, here comes Rookie now.
Thunder is heard on the oppisite side of the titantron and makes its way around each opposite sides of the arena until directly in front of the ultra-tron, then two bolts of lightning strike from the rafters, and "CLick CLick Boom", by Saliva hits and out of the smoke from the pryos come DarkStorm, he stops at the top of the ramp and folds his arms over each other, and looks around, then he drops them and runs to the ring, he slides under the bottom rope. Storm gets up and runs and jump to the second rope, he throws a hand up, and the crowd cheers.
James: Introducing from Clinton, NC weighing 230lbs, DarkStorm.Crowd Cheers
"All Eyes On Me" by 2Pac hits as The Rookie walks down to the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd
James: Introducing from Los Angeles, California, weighing 245lbs, The Rookie.
Report: Rookie and DarkStorm tie up. Rookie takes Storm into a headlock. Storm gets a couple of rabbit punches in, and goes to push Rookie off, but he clamps the hold on tight. Storm pushes Rookie into the ropes and then sends him off. He goes for a clothesline, but Rookie ducks it and then as they both spin around Rookie gets in a big right hand. Storm comes back with a right hand of his own. Rookie then hits a kick to the gut and sends DarkStorm to the corner, but he Slingshots himself over Rookie. He waits for Rookie to turn around and then snaps him over with a Hurricanranna. He holds on for the pin. .....................1 ............... Rookie quickly kicks out. He gets up quickly and hits a hard right hand that stuns Storm. He hits another that puts Storm in the turnbuckle. He then begins to unload on him with heavy right hands. But Storm blocks one and then reverses the positions and hits a series of right hands and then runs up Rookie and hits the Storm Kick. Rookie staggers out of the corner holding his face as Storm springs to the 2nd turnbuckle. Rookie turns around and is knocked down with a Missile Dropkick. Storm scrambles over for the cover. .....................1 .........................2 ..................... Rookie kicks out. Storm pulls Rookie up to his feet and hits a couple of forearms. He then sets him up and hooks both arms and looks for a Double Underhook something, but Rookie powers out with a BackDrop, only for DarkStorm to drop down and Sunset Flip Rookie over. ....................1 ......................2 ................... Rookie kicks out and gets quickly to his feet, but he walks into a boot to the stomach from DarkStorm, who then turns Rookie around and hits the Storm DDT (Reverse DDT). Storm goes straight for the cover. .................1 ...................2 ..................... Rookie kicks out again.
Stanyer: This isn't going to last long if DarkStorm can keep this pace up. That's 4 times Rookie has had to kick out of a pinfall. The Light-Heavyweight Champion is dominating at the moment.
Storm pulls Rookie up to his feet and delivers a Scoop Slam. He climbs to the 2nd turnbuckle. He dives off with a Leg Drop, but Rookie moves out of the way. Storm gets quickly up to his feet. Rookie hits a knife edge chop. Storm comes back with one of his own. Rookie hits another chop. Storm goes for one, but it is blocked, and Rookie knees Storm in the gut. He then hooks his head and delivers the Number One Pick (DDT). Rookie gets up and takes a few moments to recover. He then goes to Storm and gives him a few stomps as he pulls himself up. Rookie hooks him in a waistlock and delivers a Snap German Suplex with a bridge. .........................1 ..........................2 ......................... Storm kicks out. Storm pulls himself up to his feet. Rookie hits him with a series of right hands. He sends him to the ropes and then plants him with a Sidewalk Slam. Rookie hooks the leg. ...................1 .....................2 ................... Storm kicks out. Rookie is a little angered now and pulls Storm up and then delivers a fast Pendulum Backbreaker. Rookie then rolls Storm onto his side and then locks on the Surfboard, driving his knee into Storms back, while pulling the arms back. Rookie releases this hold eventually and tells Storm to get up. He does so, although slowly. Rookie kicks him in the gut and then lifts him up and delivers a Sitout Tigerbomb. He holds the legs for a cover. ...................1 .....................2 ....................... DarkStorm kicks out.
Stanyer: Now it is the opposite way around. Now Rookie is on top, and Storm is the one who has to kick out of the pinfalls.
Dawg: Amazing how a match can just turn around like that isn't it?
Rookie slams the mat in frustration at not getting the fall. He pulls Storm up and slams his head into the turnbuckle. He then lifts him up onto the top rope. He hooks him up for a Superplex. But Storm counters with a couple of right hands and then pushes Rookie back down to the mat, where he gets up quickly DarkStorm dives off with a Cross Body Block, but amazingly Rookie catches Storm and then delivers a Fallaway Slam. Rookie covers. ........................1 ........................2 ............................. Storm just gets his shoulder up. Rookie lifts up DarkStorm and then hooks his head and delivers the Free Agent Money Maker (Jump Swinging DDT). Rookie is about to go for a cover, when the Ultra-Tron flickers into life, the letters "MHBM" are written across the Ultra-Tron. Rookie goes over to the ropes and looks up at the entrance, expecting someone to come out, but nothing happens. Rookie turns around into a waiting DarkStorm who rolls him up with the Inside Cradle. ........................1 .........................2 .........................3!!!
Stanyer: The distraction from the mysterious "MHBM" character has cost Rookie this match!!!
Dawg: Who is MHBM, and why does he keep doing these things to Rookie?
Stanyer: I have no idea, perhaps we will find out in the due course of things.
DarkStorm d. Rookie
6:14 Pinfall
{Commerical Break}
**The scene opens to a locker room where Homicide stands wearing a new t-shirt and the PWF European Title belt over his shoulder. In the backround "Cowboys From Hell" by Prodigy plays..**
Homicide- "You love me.. You hate me.. You’ll NEVER forget me! Get ready to.. WEAR my NEW t-shirt!! No, your eyes aren‘t lying to you. It’s your European Champion here telling all of you PWF fans to show your pride in your favorite wrestler by purchasing the new "Homicide 4:32 T-shirt". All you have to do is call 1-800-PWF-SHIT, and pay the low, low price of $39.99!"
**Camera zooms out, revealing that Homicide is wearing the new t-shirt, as he continues talking.**
Homicide- "Now you could decide not to pay this small, small fee and wear something else.. But then I would have to massacre you.. So, start dialing those phones before supplies run out. The number, once again, is 1-800-PWF-SHIT. Don’t make me hurt you.."
**Camera now has the telephone number 1-800-PWF-SHIT across the bottom, and Homicide grins as the advertisement comes to an end.**
{End Commerical}
We return to the gWo locker room. MVD & McCoy are discussing strategy, Power G remains silent next to them as McCoy translates for MVD. Travis Right is taping himself up for his match with Showstopper later. Suddenly Gambino bursts in.
Gambino: "Hey guys, you know where McFreeze is?"
Travis and McCoy shake their heads, Power G does nothing
MVD: "Not seen him all day. It's just not like him"
Gambino: "Tell me about it, he's got a match with that punk Jason Hunt soon."
MVD: "He'll turn up, don't worry about it."
Gambino: "I suppose your right."
Gambino sits down as the camera fades out
Stanyer: It looks like McFreeze has gone missing, and the gWo are having serious trouble in actually finding him.
Dawg: It's not like McFreeze to be late at all, perhaps he got stuck in traffic?
Stanyer: Perhaps. Maybe something more sinister, who knows.
Dawg: I guess it's not worth worrying about.
Stanyer: Well folks it's time for one of our big matches of the night, Canadian Kaos v Brutal Force for the Hardcore Tag Titles. This one should be Violent.
Credit: Brendan Seeley
"The sound of Glass Shattering is heard as Red and White Pyros burst from the stage and "Scum of the Earth" by Rob Zombie hits.. More Pyros explode while a red mist slithers it way through the arena. The crowd boos as Bman and Hanibal appear on stage. Hanibal falls to one knee and Bman raises his arm. They make their way to the ring and ascend opposite turnbuckles. The lights turn on as Bman hops down from the turnbuckle.
James: Introducing from Canada, at a combined weight of 467lbs, Bman and Hanibal, Canadian Kaos.
"Mama Said Knock You Out" hits. Leroy and Barry emerge from the back. Leroy bows to the crowd, but Barry keeps on walking towards the ring, oblivious to everything else. Leroy hurrys to catch up with Barry, and trys to get his partner to dance to the music. Barry ignores him, doing a little shadow boxing, and never taking his eyes off of the ring. Barry climbs into the ring and slumps down in Brutal Forces corner. Leroy flips in and starts doing a matial arts/dance demonstration in the centre of the ring. Barry just sits there, staring directly at his opponents corner.
James: Introducing at a combined weight of 442lbs, Leroy Greene and Barry Burton, Brutal Force.
Report: Grimm and Leroy start off the match, Leroy walks into the middle of the ring with a Kendo stick in hand as does Grimm with a lead pipe. Leroy swings the stick but Grimm ducks it and poked Leroy in the stomach with the pipe into the corner. Grimm follows Leroy in and throws down the pipe before he punches Leroy in the stomach a couple of times then a spinning hook kick to the face. Leroy falls to the mat and holds his head as Grimm makes the tag to Hanibal, Hanibal steps into the ring and taunts Leroy a bit with some cocky kicks to the head. Leroy shakes off the kicks and catches one of them sending Hanibal to the mat. Hanibal gets up quickly as Leroy makes it to his feet and attempts a clothesline only to be thrown out of the ring. Grimm bends down and tags himself in. Leroy meets Grimm into the ring with a swift kick to the back of the head. Grimm holds his head as Leroy tags in Barry, Barry lifts up Grimm and gives him a couple of right hands sending Grimm into the corner. Barry swings a hard punch but Grimm ducks it and the punch hits Hanibal. Hanibal hits the floor on the outside but quickly gets to hit feet and yells at Grimm. Grimm looks at Hanibal but gets back into the match just before Barry levels him with a punch to the face.
Stanyer: Well it appears that Canadian Kaos isn’t in the match as a team like we predicted…
Dawg: What do you mean we? I thought they’d win this match!
Barry brings Grimm to Brutal Force’s corner and tags in Leroy. Leroy nails Grimm with a kick to the ribs then a kick to the back of the legs taking Grimm off his feet. Grimm holds his back in pain as Leroy taunts Hanibal. Hanibal tries to get into the ring but the ref blocks him, during this time Barry runs into the ring and picks up Grimm for a spinning sidewalk slam, Leroy bounces off the ropes and hits a forward somersault guillotine leg drop as the slam is dropped. Grimm rolls around in pain as Hanibal finally calms down and gets back in the corner. Leroy covers Grimm…………1………..2……..Grimm just gets his shoulder up. Leroy lifts up Grimm and throws him off the ropes, Leroy attempts a high kick to the face but Grimm catches the foot and hits a capture suplex sending both men into the middle of the ring. Grimm and Leroy begin to move to their corners, Leroy tags in Barry and Grimm tags in Hanibal. Hanibal has a 2x4 in hand and he swings it at Barry as they meet in the middle of the ring. Wood meets flesh as Hanibal hits Barry right in the back of the head, Barry hits the mat and receives 2 more shots with the 2x4 before it breaks in 2. Hanibal raises his arms in the air and walks around the ring only to be hit in the face by a chair shot from Leroy. Hanibal grabs his face but stays standing, Leroy tries another shot but Grimm rockets in the ring and hits the Grimm-Nation (Vandaminator). Grimm covers……………1…………..2….Barry breaks the count and throws Grimm out of the ring.
Stanyer: Wow the Grimm-Nation what a move! Looks like Canadian Kaos are working as a Team finally today!
Dawg: Was there any doubt?
Stanyer: Yes actually did you not see the start to the match?
Dawg: Yeah I saw…just shut up Stanyer!
Hanibal begins to be double teamed by Brutal Force as Grimm gets back into the ring, Barry throws a punch at Grimm but Grimm blocks it and kicks Barry out of the ring as Leroy throws Hanibal out. Grimm tries a clothesline on Leroy but gets knocked down with a kick to the face. Leroy pulls Grimm up to his feet, he sends him to the ropes and looks for a Back Body Drop, but Grimm kicks him in the face and then takes him down with a Front Neck breaker. Leroy pulls himself to his feet as Grimm hits him with right hands. Grimm reaches out and tags Hanibal before he kicks Leroy in the gut and hits a DDT. Hanibal has climbed the top rope and flies off connecting with a Guillotine Leg Drop. Hanibal rolls into the cover. ..............1 ...................2 ............... Leroy kicks out. Hanibal pulls Leroy to his feet and kicks him in the gut, he backs into the ropes and then takes Leroy down with a Swinging Neck breaker. Leroy gets to his feet holding his head. Hanibal hits a couple of knife edge chops before sending Leroy to the ropes, Leroy reverses and takes Hanibal into a Tilt a Whirl, but Hanibal reverses midway and rolls around Leroy and then takes him over with an Arm Drag. Leroy charges with an angry clothesline, but Hanibal ducks and then hits a Fast Spinning Wheel Kick which sends Leroy sprawling through the ropes. Hanibal then climbs to the top rope. Leroy staggers to his feet and gets caught with a Flying Body Press. Hanibal lifts up Leroy and rolls him back in the ring and gets in himself.
Hanibal goes for a Heel Kick, but Leroy ducks and then hits the Terra Kick. Leroy then hits a Standing Hurricanranna on Hanibal. Leroy then makes the tag to Barry. He pulls Hanibal to his feet and locks him in a Sleeper hold from behind. Barry then executes the neck crank. Hanibal collapses to the mat. Barry makes a cover. ................1 ....................2 .................. Hanibal kicks out. Barry mounts Hanibal and hits him with a couple of right hands. He then makes a tag to Leroy and then holds Hanibal's legs as Leroy flips over the ropes into a Slingshot Leg Drop. Leroy then pulls Hanibal to his feet as Barry leaves the ring. Leroy kicks Hanibal a couple of times until he is in one of the neutral corners. Leroy then climbs to the 2nd turnbuckle. He locks in the head of Hanibal and then climbs to the top rope and hits the Tornado DDT. Leroy then makes the cover. ................1 .....................2 .................. Grimm comes in and breaks up the two count. Barry comes in and forearms Grimm sending him rolling out of the ring. Barry sends Hanibal to the ropes and hits a Spine buster as Leroy jumps on the top rope and then hits a Moon Sault and covers Hanibal....................1 ......................2 ....................... Hanibal just gets his shoulder up. Leroy lifts up Hanibal and sends him off the ropes, Grimm makes the blind tag and waits for Leroy to turn his back. Grimm launches off the ropes and dropkicks Leroy in the back of the head, Barry gets into the ring and all 4 men go at it. Barry ties up Hanibal and hits a couple punches then the Brutalizer while Leroy tries to hit a sidekick but Grimm catches the kick and throws him outta the ring. Barry taps Grimm’s shoulder before Grimm spins around and decks Barry in the face with a right hand. Leroy gets back into the ring and attack Grimm again, Barry makes it to his feet as Grimm throws Leroy into the corner. Barry taps Grimm on the shoulder again but ducks this time making Grimm punch Hanibal in the face. Grimm checks on Hanibal as Brutal Force run of the ropes, Barry tries a shoulder block but gets sidestepped and goes out of the ring. Leroy stops and leap frogs over Grimm, Grimm gets ready and tries the bloodstone on Leroy but sprays Hanibal in the face sending him out of the ring. Hanibal gets to his feet and grabs a chair before he slides into the ring.
Stanyer: Looks like an equalizer is in order for Canadian Kaos since 2 misfortunes have happened to Hanibal..
Dawg: They don’t need chairs to win matches this is just for fun!
Hanibal waits as Grimm hits the Fear Factor on Leroy with chair in hand, Grimm gets up and turns around to get a chair shot in the face from Hanibal! Hanibal spits on Grimm and then hits the Never Mind right on the chair. Hanibal gets up and walks out of the ring and out of the arena as Barry rolls into the ring and makes the cover…………1…………..2………3!!!!
Brutal Force Beat Canadian Kaos
15:08 Pinfall
Stanyer: What The hell!? What a sad move by Hanibal! Attacking the man that brought him into the PWF! That was just wrong!
Dawg: I kind of agree but one thing’s for sure Grimm isn’t gonna stay sitting down after that!
A large black 2002 Toyota Tundra pulls into the havoc parking lotand parks out of full focus range of the camera from the two men emerge from the cab and two others hop out of the bed. as they get closer the camera recognizes them as Death Row. Johnny Mayhem runs from behind the camera and runs towards them motioning for the camer guy to follow they both run up to Death Row and are greeted.
Lou: What the hell do you want?
Streetlyfe: I didn't do it.
Mayhem: Didn't do what?
Streetlyfe: ........... nuttin, ........ What the hell do you want?
Mayhem: I was sent to inform your partner in crime here,
Streetlyfe: I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T DO IT!!!
Mayhem: And i repeat, Didn't do what??
Streetlyfe: ................ nuttin, ................ What the hell do you want?
Mayhem sighs in annoyance
Mayhem: I'm here to tell Inmate that he has a re-match with Pitbull tonight for the Extreme Title.
Inmate: Oh really now. i guess Gambino knows who the real man is, and the man you got screwed at Hardkore Hell was.
Mad Mike: Apparantly Pitbull is the man.
Inmate: hehehe shutup. I already knew i had a rematch with Pitbull tonight but was never informed of the stipulations. Luckily for everyone involved, I've been running ideas through my head have come up with a few good ones.
Lou starts examining Inmate's head, looking inside his ears and checking his tempurature
Inmate: Man what the hell are you doing?
Lou: Checking for smoke.This is your first experience with thinking. Gotta check if the 'ol peanut if is gonna roast in there.
Lou, Mike, and streetlyfe laugh hysterically, while Mayhem and the camera guy chuckle to themselves
Inmate: Wow, now that's original. Now Shove it up your ass! Now this is what i've come up with. We could do a Dumpster Match, but no candy in it. Walrus needs to get is ass beaten for humilating the dumpster match like that. and there's the ever popular Last Man Standing Match, but those take quite a bit of time. The rare but brutal Scaffold Match, but short man is probably afraid of heights, A first blood match but we both lost alot of blood at the prison match., A Street Fight, but there's nothing original about that, Or we Could ...........
Inmate is suddenly stopped midsentence as a hand reaches up to his shoulder and spins him around. Attached to the other end of the hand, is Silas "The Pitbull" Parish. Silas gets right up chest to chest with Inmate, although Silas' chest is quite a bit lower than Inmates due to the height difference.
Pitbull: "Couldn't help overhearin' ya again there 'matey. You wanna keep rattling off possible match ideas all freakin' night to this yahoo, or do you wanna know what I've go cooked up for the tow of us tonight? Huh?"
Inmate: "Enlighten me little man!"
Security arrives and pulls the two apart before anything physical can happen. Silas just smiles as he's dragged back to put space between them.
Pitbull: "Listen up and listen good, cuz I've got something special planned. You see, I've kicked a whole lot of ass, in a whole lot of different matches, but there is one I've never ever tried yet. Tonight is the night though. I'd tell you to prepare yourself, but I'm not sure if thats possible in THIS kind of match."
Inmate: "Get to the point already. Whats the &%^$ match gonna be!?"
Pitbull: "Patience. You in hurry to get your ass kicked again or something? I get to dictate the rules. I get to dictate the type of match. So I also get to dictate when I inform you of my decision. So, the more you interrupt me, the longer I'm gonna take to inform you. In fact... now I'm not even sure if I'm gonna tell you. I may just wait until you come out to the ring..."
Silas turns and takes a few steps to walk away, then stops and turns back around.
Pitbull: "... nah! This is too good to wait any longer. Tonight... you... me... MY Extreme title... in a JAPANESE DEATH MATCH!!!"
Mayhem: "Holy @$#^&"
Pitbull: "Well put Mr. Mayhem. Now, Inmate in case you're unfamiliar with this kind of matchup. Let me inform you of all it entails. Barbed wire ropes. Thumbtacks all over the ring. Barbed wire wrapped boards for our bloodletting needs. Plus, four of the boards are laced with C-4 explosive to add a real kick. Oh yeah... and at the dreaded 10 minute mark, if you last that long... more C-4 will be detonated in each of the four corners of the ring. The survivor walks away with the Extreme title... and YOU get a trip back to the emergency room. How does that grab ya... 'matey!?"
Inmate: Japanese Death Match ea? I like it.
Big Lou, Mad Mike, and Streelyfe stare at Inmate like he's gone back to the pyshco ward
Inmate: You've taken me to exetremes i never thought possible of myself, this will put the bar that muchhigher. But be carefull that you fully know what you will be getting into little man. I spent too much time in Iso. It makes a man go insane. But not just your normal insane. Men in Iso turn overly sadistic, espically when they confine themselves away from others. But when released they lose it. gain some sanity back. You don't know how to deal with a man like that pitbull. But I'll let you in on a little secret.
Inmate goes uo to Pitbull's ear like he's gonna whisper something to him
Inmate: RUN!
Pitbull jumps slightly and goes to dck Inmate but he whiffs as Inmate backs away.
Inmate: Run. you simply run away. But that's all you can do, so don't feel TOO bad. My suggestion to both you and Pellington is to keep extra baggies of ice and EMT's around, because You head is going to be in one corner of the ring, your arm in another, your leg in another, your dick in the last one, and your body, lying motionless in the middle of the ring. I WILL walk out of Havoc THE EXTRME CHAMPION, and I WILL walk into A Dark Day in Hell, I WILL fight in the cell and I WILL walk out WORLD CHAMPION.
Inmate then purposefully knocks pitbull on teh ground with his shoulder, he immeadtly jumps up and charges Inmate but security catches him before he can attack, Inmate walks with sadistic smile on his face to the Death Row locker room with Big Lou, Mad Mike, and Steetlyfe keeping their distance from their Insane accomplice
Stanyer: A Japanese Death Match!!! Are they crazy???
Dawg: It seems that Pitbull and Inmate truly do want to destroy each other.
Stanyer: Your telling me, we could have two dead bodies being removed from the arena. And that is not what we want to see.
Dawg: I hope not, but you know it's not going to be a friendly match.
Stanyer: Well before we get to that, we go to our next match, which is for the #1 contendership to Homicide's US title. This should be an interesting battle between Sandstorm & King Volcano.
The lights go out and the titantron lights up with the phrase "The Rage Of The Sahara" in gold letters. Gold, black, and white lasers shoot down at the stage as smoke enclouds the entranceway. The light turn on and out of the smoke, emerges Sandstorm. He makes his way down the entrance ramp, raising his arms in the air. He steps up to the ring apron and enters the ring through the second rope. He paces around the ring for a bit while his music fades out.
James: Introducing from Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada, weighing 266lbs, The Rage of the Sahara, Sandstorm
The lights go pitch black for several seconds before several spotlights circle the crowd. Then as the loud bells toll from AC/DC's Hells Bell all the spotlights focus on the entrance where the sadistic King Volcano is being carried on a throne by his loyal slaves to the arena. The tron shows the Chinese martial arts expert King Volcano ripping apart limbs on various PWF opponents using his devastating Eruption of Destruction. They show his victory winning the Hardcore and Extreme Belt and Master of Submission Title. The giant King steps in the ring with a kendo stick which he swings wildly at the booing crowd leaning over the ropes screaming "I am the best damn Hardcore wrestler here and I have the most feared move in the PWF. Noooooobody can survive my Eruption of Destruction." King Volcano puts his weapon down than he takes off his self appointed hardcore crown. He rolls his eyes back so only the whites appear as he meditates with tai chi while waiting for the bell to ring.
James: Introducing from The Orient, weighing 392lbs, King Volcano.Crowd gives a mixed reaction
Report: Sandstorm and KV tie up, but KV is far too strong and he actually lifts Sandstorm off the floor still in the tie up, he then tosses him across the ring. Sandstorm gets up and backs into a corner as KV stalks towards him. When KV is close, Sandstorm kicks him a couple of times in the stomach, but KV can't be stopped and he rains heavy right hands down on Sandstorm. He then begins to drive aggressive Shoulder Blocks into the gut of Sandstorm. After about 10 shoulder blocks, KV stands up and Sandstorm collapses to the mat. KV quickly locks in a Reverse Armbar. Sandstorm is quick to respond and grabs the ropes, which are nearby. KV refuses to break the hold until the referee's count is on 4. KV then gives the referee a stare as he gets up. Sandstorm gets up shaking his arm. KV sends him to the ropes, but he bends down too early and Sandstorm rolls over his back. KV stands up and looks around for Sandstorm, but he pulls KV's head back and delivers a Reverse DDT, he then locks in the Infinite Rest (Dragon Sleeper). However KV is so big, Sandstorm has trouble locking the hold on fully, and it isn't long before KV has hold of the bottom rope. As if to send KV a message, Sandstorm holds onto the hold until the referee's count of 4 as well. KV begins to get up cranking his neck.
Dawg: I don't think Sandstorm wants to try and trade Submission holds with King Volcano. He isn't the Master of Submissions for nothing you know.
Stanyer: Indeed. KV will gladly break Sandstorms arm for a shot at the US title. He has never cared for his opponents well being.
Sandstorm gives KV a few kicks. He then whips him to the ropes, but KV reverses. Sandstorm comes off the ropes and slides under the legs of KV. He locks in a waistlock, but can't lift KV, who counters with a viscious Elbow knock Sandstorm backwards into the ropes. As he comes off Xuway grabs his left arm and snaps it down with a Fujiwara Armbar, which he calls the "Burning Twist". Sandstorm gets to the ropes, and KV reluctantly releases the hold. Sandstorm gets to his feet holding his arm. He gets in a few right hands with his good arm, but KV blocks one and then headbutts Sandstorm square in the forehead. KV then hooks Sandstorm's arms and delivers a Double Underhook Belly to Belly Overhead Suplex. KV makes a cover. .....................1 .....................2 .................... Sandstorm kicks out. KV pulls Sandstorm up and kicks him in the gut, he then lifts him up for a Powerbomb and then carries him over to the turnbuckle and then Powerbombs Sandstorm directly into the turnbuckle. Sandstorm slowly falls down to the canvas, although it is only gravity that is taking him there. KV makes the cover. .......................1 ....................2 ....................3!!!! No!!! Sandstorm has his foot on the ropes. Referee Carlton Rock points this out to KV, who is still furious and grabs him by the scruff of his neck. Rock points to his PWF Referee's badge and threatens to DQ KV. Although he isn't happy, he still wants to win and releases his grip.
Dawg: What is wrong with that referee!! KV won the match, he got the one, two, three.
Stanyer: But Sandstorms foot was on the rope, you can't win the match if your opponents foot is on the ropes. The referee made the right call.
Dawg: Damn referee's, they know nothing these days.
KV eventually turns back to Sandstorm who is pulling himself up. Suddenly Sandstorm spring as KV, and takes him by surprise, Sandstorm trips KV up and then grabs his leg as he turns him over and locks in the Ankle Lock. Even KV grimaces in the pain of the hold. But KV will not give up and he eventually pulls himself to the ropes. Sandstorm releases the hold and they both get to their feet. KV grabs Sandstorm by the throat with two hands, but Sandstorm kicks him in his injured ankle and KV releases his grip. Sandstorm then kicks him in the gut and delivers a Double Arm DDT. Sandstorm then comes off the ropes and delivers a Splash. He then pulls KV up but he breaks free and hits Sandstorm with a couple of hard right hands, but Sandstorm ducks a third attempt and then hits a Hangman's Neckbreaker. Sandstorm climbs to the top rope. He then delivers the Optical Illusion (Shooting Star Press). He stays on for the pin. ....................1 ......................2 ..................... KV powers out. He gets up almost immediately, as if enraged. Sandstorm gets to his feet and KV takes him down and locks in the Eruption of Destruction (Ultimate Armbar). Then suddenly The Real McCoy comes running down the aisle and climbs to the apron. Referee Carlton Rock goes over to him to stop him getting in the ring. While his back is turned, Sandstorm can be seen tapping out to KV's submission finisher. KV wonders why the bell hasn't rung and releases the hold and goes towards the referee, but behind him Power G has come through the crowd and slides in the ring behind him. Power G then hooks KV from behind and somehow lifts him up for the G Power Slam. He then quickly slides out of the ring. Slowly Sandstorm rolls over to make the cover as McCoy drops down from the apron and Carlton Rock gives him a few more words before he turns around to see Sandstorm making the cover. He drops for the count. .....................1 ........................2 ............................3!!!!
Dawg: Ah, you gotta love a good screw job.
Stanyer: Well you can, I'm not 100% sure I do, even if Sandstorm did win. Either way, Sandstorm is now the #1 Contender to the US Title.
Sandstorm d. King Volcano
8:03 Pinfall
The camera cuts from the ring broadcast to the Baltimore Arena backstage area, where Homicide is standing around a television in his locker room eagerly, just seeing that his number one contender is Sandstorm. He gives out a bit of laughter before patting his title belt that is draped over his shoulder, and he shuts the TV off. He turns away, and begins roaming aimlessly around the room, muttering to himself outloud.
Homicide: "So it's Sandstorm again, eh? That's almost worth holding in a chuckle.."
Homicide lets out a little laugh of sarcasm before continuing with his ramblings.
Homicide: "I mean, I beat him to a bloodbath, nearly an inch of his life, before Travis came out. What makes him think that this massacre wont find itself upon him again? Does he really think that I've changed that much in the three-broadcasts of Havoc? I will show him.."
Homicide then continues wandering around his room, then there is a pause and a moment of silence. He then comes to another point, and begins muttering again.
Homicide: "And then, that Heelmaster.. Who does he think he is, bragging about some former Heavyweight Title reign he had in some other crappy fed? Where is that title now? I guess the Heel doesn't always win, does he? And what about me? Sure, I have two other European Title reigns other than the one I have now in the PWF.. But I also had over eighty-more in others!! He had one Heavyweight reign, I had eighteen!!"
This comment brings another fit of heated laughter from His Massacreness before he continues about his "I Quit" Match opponent for tonight's Havoc.
Homicide: "Maybe he should do some more research before he brags about one measly title reign, and then consider that it means precisely DICK here! I bet he doesn't even realize that he is a piss-on here.. Wait, he ain't even that! His PWF career highlight is gonna' be the night, tonight, that I send his crippled ass off to the ICU, and he shares the room with some retarded guy with better punch lines than him.. maybe even the grabage man.."
Homicide opens the door to his locker room, and he swaggers out and down the hallway, making his way to the ring for his upcoming match, still wearing his PWF United States Championship belt and still muttering to himself.
Homicide: "I'll show him a MASSACRE!! He will REALIZE then that it's not Heels that always win, it's TALENT, which I have an abundance of and he is still trying to define.."
Under his breathe.
Homicide: "Saying 'I Quit' for him will be as easy as stealing candy from a baby once he feels my brassed-knuckles rattling against his skull.."
Homicide chuckles to himself again as he turns a corner down the main hallway, and stops at the soda machine for a Dr. Pepper. The camera follows the dollar bill into the vending machine, then fades to a snowy gray and white static.
Stanyer: Well we move swiftly onto our next match in this extended edition of Havoc, the next match is one that was set up on Armageddon, and was supposed to happen on Armageddon. It is Showstopper taking on gWo member, Travis Right.
Dawg: And losing to Travis Right.
Credit: Brendan Seeley
The lights of the arena dim as a black mans voice booms throughout. "Here the fucker is; yo man it's The Show". Then 'Greed' by Godsmack blares around the arena. As the music slightly changes (chorus) around forty seconds in multi-coloured strobe lighting shines upon the stage. The Showstopper walks out slowly, head down and carrying a steel chair. As he reachers the top of the ramp, he raises his head, in unison with the chair, and roars, though he can't be heard. At the bottom of the screen, in the name box it says: ---- 'The Show' ---- "The Showstopper" --- He then carries on down to the ring, at normal pace. He enters the ring normally and goes to the top rope, with the chair, and raises it again, roaring. He steps down, ready.
James: Introducing from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing 290lbs, the Showstopper. Crowd Boos
As "Walk with your head up" by Deftones & System of Down hits" hits and you hear "Get up Stand up, I got my head up" Travis comes walking out onto the ramp and arrogantly waves for the fans to boo all they want. Firecrackers pop off all around the Ultra-tron as the Future makes his way to the ring. As he reaches the front of the ring, Travis slides under the bottom rope and slowly walks to the center of the ring. He crosses his arms and nods his head as the pyros explode behind him.
James: Introducing from Miami, Florida, weighing 283lbs, "The Future" Travis Right. Crowd Boos loudly
Report: Showstopper stares down Showstopper with an evil smirk on his face as Showstopper fixes his wristbands. The 2 men walk out into the middle of the ring-talking smack to each other, Showstopper turns his head for a sec then slaps Showstopper hard in the face. Showstopper staggers back and Showstopper follows in and hits a huge clothesline sending Showstopper to the mat. Showstopper gets to his feet. Showstopper hits a couple of middle kicks, but Showstopper catches one, only for Showstopper to hit a huge punch which sends Showstopper rolling out of the ring. Showstopper climbs to the apron by Showstopper and a buzz goes around the PWF Area as Showstopper springs off the ropes with a Double Ax Handle taking Showstopper down. Showstopper rolls Showstopper back into the ring. Showstopper gets to his feet and shakes his head. Showstopper then flips over the ropes and goes for the Swinging DDT, but Showstopper catches him and then slams him down with a Spine buster. Showstopper quickly goes for a cover. ....................1 .....................2 .................... Showstopper kicks out. Showstopper rolls off holding his head for a second. He then gets up, as Showstopper does the same. Showstopper Double Under hooks Showstopper, but he counters with a Back Body Drop, only for Showstopper to land on his feet. Showstopper spins around with a Spinning Heel kick but Showstopper ducks and then spins around and knocks Showstopper down with a Clothesline. He then pulls Showstopper up and knees Showstopper hard in the stomach. He then pulls Showstopper's head up to his and gives him some trash talk before he hits a big right hand. Showstopper then sends Showstopper into the ropes and hits a Big Running Knee. Showstopper goes down to all fours and Showstopper then delivers The Spiking (Cradle Pile driver). Showstopper hooks the leg. ........................1 ..........................2 .......................... Showstopper just gets his shoulder up.
Stanyer: Back and forth so far in this close match.
Dawg: Travis looks to be taking control however.
Travis picks up Showstopper who pushes Travis's arms away and hits a knife edge chop. He follows it up with another, but Travis kicks Showstopper in the gut and then goes to slam his head into the steps, but Travis blocks it, elbows Showstopper in the gut and slams Showstopper's head into the steps. Showstopper staggers away and Travis runs and takes Showstopper down with a Bulldog on the outside. Travis then climbs to the apron, as Showstopper gets to his feet. Travis hits a stunning Dropkick, which takes Showstopper down. Travis taunts the crowd then rolls Showstopper in the ring. Travis lifts up Showstopper and hits a spinning clothesline sending Showstopper to the mat. Travis picks up Showstopper again and tries for another spinning clothesline but this time Showstopper ducks it and the clothesline hits ref Duane Dibley to the mat hard. Dibley doesn’t move for a while so Showstopper goes outside of the ring and grabs a chair as Travis is checking if the ref is still alive. Showstopper slides back in the ring and swings the chair at Travis’s back nailing him right squarely below the shoulders. Travis hits the mat holding his back in pain as Showstopper raises the chair again to nail Travis in the back a second and a third time. All of a sudden Crazy Train by Ozzy Ozbourne hits and Showstopper goes pale like he’s seen a ghost. Suddenly Theros walks out on the stage area with a chair in hand. Theros laughs psychotically and runs down to the ring.
Stanyer: It's THEROS!!! He's back!!!
Dawg: What? He should be in hospital?
Showstopper tries to meet Theros with his own chair but Theros ducks the chair shot and hits Showstopper in the face with the chair in hand. Showstopper hits the mat and doesn’t move. Theros begins to laugh again before he slams the chair to the mat and lifts up Showstopper. Theros sets up Showstopper for the System Shock and nails it right on the fallen chair. Heelmaster begin to run down to the ring as Theros jumps through the crowd. Heelmaster chases after Theros as Duane Dibley and Travis begin to move again. Travis sees the opportunity with the fallen Showstopper. Travis signals for the Last Gasp when the lights turn out, The lights turn back on to show Travis on the ground covered with blood. Showstopper starts to move and then he covers the fallen Travis. Duane Dibley sees the count and makes the count………..1…………..2………………3!!!
Dawg: And Showstopper picks up the win!!
Stanyer: What the hell just happened? Travis is covered in Blood, more work of the Cult of Shadows methinks.
Showstopper d. Travis
7:15 Pinfall
{Commerical Break}
** A old black and white tape of wrestling starts to play as two old men wrestle in the ring. Then a huge cuts starts from teh top and goes all the way to the bottom as Eraser steps through the backdrop which the match was playing on. Eraser is wearing a white t-shirt that has his name stamped on it in the fron./ He walks up to the camera as the film still goes on. **
Eraser- You think you guys got what it takes to be one of use. You think you can do what we do.
** The screen switches to some of the most hardcore and dangerous matches that has ever happen in the PWF. The cut back to Eraser who is now backwards on a chair at a table **
Eraser- So you think you want to be a wrestler. Well......
** A huge PWF logo slams into the screen. **
Eraser- You think you are hard enough come try us.
** Eraser stands up from the table as Thorn, Kidd, Power-G, MVD, Crusader, Blackbird, Bloodbath, and Gambino all walk into the screen and all have a white t-shirt on with their names on it. Then the screen cuts off as the PWF logo flashes and then cuts off **
{End Commercial}
Stanyer: - For those of you who are not familar with the rules of the Japanese Deathmatch its really simple but totally sick!
The ropes on 2 sides of the ring are removed and pits of broken glass and C4 explosive are planted around the outside of the ring.The other ropes are replaced with barb wire. All very nasty stuff. If the C4 has not been detonated after 15 mins the whole thing will go BOOM!
Dawg: This one is going to be one hell of a war.
Credit: Matt Van Dam
"Amityville" by Eminem hits as Inmate walks down to the ring, he has an angry look on his face as slides into the ring and then climbs the turnbuckle and raises both arms to the crowd.
James: Introducing from Amityville, Maine, weighing 279lbs, Inmate 61969
"Come out and Play" by The Offspring begins to play increasingly loud through the arena speakers, heralding the arrival of "Pitbull" Silas Parish. Several scenes of a pitbull on a chain, barking and straining to get loose, play on the TitanTron as the words SILAS PARISH slowly appear at the bottom of the screen and PITBULL appears at the top. Suddenly, a series of pyrotechnic explosions erupt down the right side of the ramp and back up the left side as Silas steps through the backstage curtain and into view. He pauses at the top of the ramp, his eyes locked on his opponent in the ring. He cracks his knuckles and makes sure the tape around his hands is tight, his gaze still locked on the ring. Then he begins to stalk forward. About halfway down the ramp he breaks into a run and slides into the ring under the bottom rope, quickly getting to his feet well before the bell rings.
James: Introducing from Vancouver, Canada, Silas,"The Pitbull" Parish. Crowd Boos
Report: Inmate and Pitbull look desperate to get their hands on each from the first bell, but both look anxiously around the choas that surrounds then. One mistake could cost them the match or even their career.
Stanyer: Both of these men will be accustomed to extreme deathmatches, but none are as brutal as this!
Inmate and Pitbull then go into a collar and elbow tie up. Both men are struggling to get an advantage and are desperate to stay clear of the pits or the barbwire. Pitbull then has Inmate in a headlock and is looking for a bulldog but Inmate throws him towards the barbwire but Pitbull baseball slides to the fall to stop his momentum! Inmate immediately goes after him, picking him up by the hair but Pitbull gets a low blow in and Inmate begins to clutch his manhood as he stumbles across the ring and then down to his knees!
Dawg: This maybe extreme but the oldest trick in the book has given the advantage to the Pitbull!.
Pitbull slides outside the ring making sure to avoid the C4 boards, he picks up a steel chair and climbs in the ring with it. Inmate makes his way to his feet, but after the low blow he is groggy and unware of what is about to happen when Pitbull suddenly cracks the chair squarely over the top of his head!
Stanyer: Holy shit, that was disgusting, did you hear the sound of that shot!.
Pitbull examines the huge dent in the chair and chuckles to himself and then goes back outside and positions a board of C4 carefully and returns to the ring.
Stanyer: I won't tell you what i'm thinking now Dawg!
Pitbull picks Inmate back up and drags him under the middle rope whilst in a head lock and balances him on the rope. He then takes the chair used earlier and sets it up a few feet from the ropes and then begins his charge!
Dawg: What the hell is he going to do Jay?
Pitbull jumps on to the chair and over the rope rope taking Inmate with him into a headlock for a Super PitBull-dog into the C4!
Stanyer: HOLY SHIT! (a holy shit chant kicks up around the arena). Inmate has just had his face bull-dogged into an explosive device. Just look at his face!
Camera zooms into the pit to find Inmate face down and not moving. Pitbull has also sacrificed his own well being and is just moving. The camera then sees Pitbull picking lengths of barb wire from his legs, the blood freely flowing.
Dawg: Pitbull has decimated Inmate but at what cost, he looks like he has been for severe acupuncture!
Pitbull begins to limp back into the ring and lays flat on his back. It is another minute before Inmate begins to move and the crowd give him a round of applause. Pitbull hasn't seen him coming yet but Inmate has gathered a length of barb wire and is bringing it to the ring. Once in the ring Pitbull gets up and sees his opponent and is shocked he is even still alive and charges at Inmate with a clothesline which is ducked by Inmate and then Inmate with the barb wire between his hands rushes Pitbull and clothesline down to the canvas! Pitbull begins to frantically grabs his throat to make sure they is no bleeding but is now being whipped by Inmate with the barb wire!
Stanyer: My god that is sadistic, you can actually hear the barb wire rip through the flesh of Pitbull!
Dawg: This is beautiful and just what Pitbull deserves for ruining Inmate's handsome face.
Inmate wraps the barbwire around his body and runs to the ropes and comes down on Pitbull with a body splash. Both men are in incredible pain and each man begins to crawl to the corner for leverage to get to their feet. Both men are standing at opposite corners of the ring when suddenly Pitbull screams and runs towards towards a bemused Inmate and tackles him with an awesome spear and begins to hammer Inmate in the face with lefts and rights!
Dawg: Where the hell did that come from, where did he find the energy!
Stanyer: Hes showing us why he is such a great champion but I really don't know how long their bodies can handle this sort of punishment.
Pitbull now seems to have the upper hand over a battered Inmate. He has Inmate up and is picking his spots jabbing away at the sluggish opponent in front of him. He begins to wind up he a big strike and as he swings In ate suddenly catches he hand and Pitbull looks shocked as the camera catches a smile from the face of Inmate. He keeps hold of Pitbull's hand and performs an awesome headbut that takes Pitbull down to one knee!
Dawg: Oh my god, that huge cranium of Inmate's may of cracked open the skull of Pitbull!.
Inmate continues to pick up his opponent and head butt him down another 4 times before Pitbull goes limp and lays motionless on the mat.
Inmate makes a geture to the crowd to say its over and goes for the cover and hooks the leg.
Dawg: That must surely do it.
Stanyer: 1......2............Pitbull gets the left shoulder up. How did Pitbull survive those blows!
Inmate hammers the mat in fustration and picks up Pitbull and then runs to the rope and goes for a big clothesline which is easily dodged by Pitbull he spins round, kicks inmate in the gut and hits the "Rabid Jawbreaker" (Macstunner) and covers quickly!
1................2...................... kick out!
Stanyer: Oh my god, the clock is near 15 mins, they better hurry or we're all gonna get a blast!
Dawg: I think Pitbull has noticed, hes going for the kill!
Pitbull quickly brings another C4 board into the ring and places it a few feet from the turnbuckle. He then whips Inmate into the corner and positions himself behind him!
Dawg: Hes going to hit The K-9er on the board!!!!!!
As Pitbull flips over the head of his opponent Inmate somehow counters it incredibly into the "jail breaker" (Dudley atomic drop) on top of the board and an awesome explosion rocks the arena as all the remaining C4 erupts at once. Pitbull is down and out as Inmate makes the cover!
Stanyer: 1..................2.....................................3 We have a new EXTREME CHAMPION!
Dawg: Pitbull had the match won it would seem but an amazing counter from Inmate wins he the extreme title.
Stanyer: That has to be the most brutal match we've ever seen on Havoc, what a performance from both men but a beautiful piece of wrestling won it in the end and Inmate comes out with the gold!
At this point PWF EMT's rush to the ring to take both men away on stretchers to the nearby hospital, it may be sometime before either of them are 100% again!
Stanyer: Well, we are going to need a break while we clear this mess up.
{Commercial Break}
**Three kids are playing ‘dice’ on a street corner**
Billy- “Where’s the cream filling?”
Tom- “That’s a stupid commercial.”
Jack- “Is not!”
Billy- “Yeah! Hostess RULES!”
Tom- “No!”
Jack- “Yeah!” **Begins to cry**
**Suddenly, Sabre and Big Poppa come out of no where.**
Big Poppa- “What seems to be the problem, boys?”
Jack- “Ta-tom said Hostess is stupid.”
Tom- “No I didn…”
Sabre- “I think I heard enough. Poppa, you know what to do.”
**Big Poppa and Sabre whip out rings put them on their fingers, and yell out**
Sabre and Poppa- “PAP-IZE!”
**There’s a big poof of smoke, and when it clears, corny music plays and Big Poppa and Sabre are dressed up in ‘superhero’ costumes.**
All Three Kids: “Whoa! It’s Moonsault Man and his partner Purple Paptizer!”
Purple Paptizer: “That’s right kids! It’s time to stop your silly fighting over those fatty hostess treats!”
Moonsault Man: “Yeah! It’s time to have a new hip after-school snack that everyone will agree on.”
**Enter superhero music.**
Voice- “That’s right, prepare to eat Sab-Pops! The next generation of treats! Moms and kids alike approve of these natural flavored suckers. With two ‘Super’ flavors, Moonsault Maroon and Paptize Purple, you are sure to enjoy.”
**Big Poppa and Sabre hand Sab-Pops to the kids**
(all kids)- “Thanks Moonsault Man and Purple Paptizer.”
Big Poppa- “No problem citizens. Just don’t trip over your shoelaces.”
(everyone)- “Bahahahahahaha.”
Voice- “Sab-Pops are brought to you by the makers of Moose-flakes. Sab-Pops is a trademark of DSM and Co.”
{End Commerical}
People=S*it hits and Jason Hunt comes out from behind the curtain and he recieves I decent pop from the crowd. Jason walks down to the ring slowly with his ever so confident strut and then he dives under the bottom ropes and props himself up to his feet. McFreeze's music hits but he does not come out after several minutes. Jason Hunt stands in the ring all alone as he awaits McFreezes arrival but when he doesn't show up Jason asks for a mic and gets it.
Hunt: What the hell?
Jason looks at the PWF announcers with a confused look on his face
Hunt: Well it looks like McFreeze is without a shadow of a doubt a member of the gWo. Know it's very easy to find out who is a member of this elite group. Each member of this elite tight knit group is deathly afraid of Jason Hunt. First there was JVD who fell victim to Jason Hunt. Then we saw Power G rise up and then get knocked back down, then the same exact thing happened to Mr.Walrus. Now I was scheduled to take on McFreeze but well he just so afraid he didn't even bother to show up.
Crowd cheers for Jason Hunt which is something he's not used to
Hunt: I don't blame you for one second for not wanting to fight me because I am single handedly taking down the gWo and you dont want to be added to the many names of men and women crying to MVD about how I am kicking all your asses. Now I am going to issue a challenge out tonight, but I doubt anyone of you gWo pansies will accept it, but hell I know all the Jasonholics wanna see this.
Crowd goes nuts at the mention of what the uprising star calls his fans
Hunt: Any gWo member can come out here and fight me, infact I hope they all come out, because that is what they would need to face me. I dont care who it is, it can be anyone from Matt Van Dam to JVD again. It doesn't matter to me because the outcome is the same. I am going to win this most def, I mean look how good I am doing here in the PWF. Already I am undefeated and well this is just going to continued whether you like it or not. Never has the PWF seen someone of such greatness like me, someone with the calibur of talent that I emit. Power G who is supposed to be one of the best was put down by me in under 10 minutes. How is anyone here going to match up with that?
crowd screams:no one!
Hunt: I sure hope one of you gWo guys comes out here and answers my challenge, because frankly I dont want to go in the backstage area and hunt every single one of you down. Don't think that I wont, because I will. Now which one of you guys and I use that term loosely, is going to come out here and face the system? Which one of you is going to face the demise of a systematic breakdown from the greatest arsenal of moves in the world today?
Jason Hunt throws down his mic and awaits an answer...
Sellout by Biohazard hits, and Gambino appears through the curtain, still wearing his warmup pants and leather jacket. Jason Hunt, still standing in the ring, looks shocked to see that Gambino answered the challenge. He is welcomed to the arena with a chorus of boo's from the crowd, nearly drowning out his entrance music. He stops on the stage, with a microphone in hand, and the music dies out.
Gambino: "Jason Hunt.....Mr Big Mouth rookie himself. Everyone's afraid of you...right?"
Jason is shown in the ring nodding his head
Gambino: "WRONG! One person who isn't afraid of you...is me! If it's an ass kickin you're lookin for, then today's you're lucky day, because you just made the Champions @#%$ list pal!"
Gambino tosses the microphone aside as his music plays again. As he slowly walks towards the ring, he takes off his leather jacket, and tosses it to the floor, revealing his "soldout" t-shirt underneath. He then charges the ring and slides underneath the ropes, and the fight begins
Report: Hunt and Gambino circle, they tie up. Gambino takes Hunt into a Headlock, Hunt pushes Gambino off into the ropes, but gets knocked down by a shoulder block. Gambino comes off the ropes and Hunt motions himself to Gambino goes over the top of him. Hunt goes for a Hiptoss, but Gambino blocks it and then counters with a Hiptoss of his own. Hunt rolls to his feet. Gambino sends him to the ropes and goes for a Sidewalk Slam, but Hunt counters with a Flying Headscissors. Gambino rolls through to his feet and charges at Hunt who hits a Deep Arm Drag. Gambino rolls through that and charges in again and gets caught with a Spinning Wheel Kick. Hunt covers. ...................1 .....................2 ....................... Gambino kicks out. He rolls away to the outside. He smiles at Hunt and nods his head, acknowledging that he won that mini-battle. Gambino climbs back in the ring, never taking his eyes off Hunt. Gambino fakes a tie up with Hunt and goes behind him, he hammers him across his back with a couple of forearms and then delivers a Back Drop. Hunt gets up pretty quickly, but Gambino hits him with a haymaker and he staggers back into the turnbuckle. Gambino follows him and stomps him down in the turnbuckle. Gambino backs off and then runs in with a hard knee to Hunt's face. Gambino pulls Hunt up to his feet and delivers a Vertical Suplex and then floats over into a cover. ...................1 .....................2 ..................... Hunt kicks out. Gambino motions himself on top of Hunt and begins to pound his face with his fist.
Stanyer: As we expected, Gambino has quickly taken control of this match.
Dawg: Please, did you really think Jason Hunt had a chance against someone like Gambino?
Stanyer: Actually, I still think he has a small chance.
Dawg: What world are you living in.
Gambino pulls Hunt up to his feet and smacks him with a big right hand knocking him towards the ropes. Gambino then follows in and clotheslines Hunt over the top rope. Hunt lands on his feet and then falls backwards into the barricade. He pulls up and goes towards the ring, but Gambino comes flying through the ropes and knocks him back down with a Dropkick through the ropes. Hunt is knocked back into the barricade. Gambino pulls him up and lifts him up and then drops him face first on the barricade. The referee, Mark Johnson, asks Gambino to bring it back in the ring, but Gambino gives him two fingers and then grabs Hunt and slams his head into the ring steps. Gambino does it again and Hunt staggers around the ring. Gambino grabs him and slams his head into the announcers table. He picks up a bottle of water off the table and throws some in the eyes of Hunt, blinding him. Gambino then grabs him by the head and runs with him at full speed and drives his head into the ring post. Gambino then rolls in and out of the ring to break the referee's count. Gambino picks Hunt up again and takes another run up and drives his head into the ring post. Mark Johnson slides out of the ring and gets in Gambino's way and tells him to stop. Gambino pushes the referee aside and then he starts to rip up the mats in front of the announcers table. Mark Johnson tries to stop him, but Gambino threatens him with a right hand.
Stanyer: Oh no, what is Gambino doing, I don't like this at all. That is solid concrete underneath those mats, and Gambino is exposing it.
Dawg: I love it!!!
Gambino eventually pulls the mats off and throws them to one side. Leaving a large section of the concrete floor. He grabs Jason Hunt, who had gotten to his feet, but hadn't fully come to his senses. Gambino kicks him in the gut and goes for a Piledriver on the concrete floor. But Hunt blocks the Piledriver and then back drops Gambino onto the concrete. Gambino quickly gets to his feet, but Hunt pulls him back and then delivers a Reverse DDT onto the concrete. Hunt then drags Gambino up and rolls him into the ring. He staggers around for a second before he rolls in and makes a cover. ....................1 .....................2 ......................... Gambino just gets his shoulder up. Gambino staggers up to his feet and Hunt delivers a Release Northern Lights Suplex. Gambino slowly gets to his feet. Hunt lifts him onto the top rope and then delivers the Hunter (Frankensteiner). Hunt makes the cover. ..................1 ......................2 ..................... Gambino kicks out. He pulls Gambino up to his feet and sends him to the ropes and then hits the Down Sydrome (Tilt a Whirl Driver). Cover. ........................1 .......................2 ..................... Gambino kicks out again. Hunt pulls Gambino up to his feet, but he sneaks in a Low Blow, which goes un-noticed. Gambino then hooks Hunt's arms for the Double Arm DDT, but somehow Hunt escapes and then hits the DownSizer (Mu-Ken). Referee counts. ......................1 .........................2 ......................... Somehow Gambino kicks out. Hunt slams the mat in frustration. He pulls Gambino up to his feet and goes for a Russian Leg Sweep, but Gambino suddenly counters it with the Gambino Facebuster and then makes the cover. ......................1 ........................2 .......................3!!!!
Stanyer: Gambino eventually picks up the win, but Jason Hunt gave him a good run for his money.
Dawg: He tried, but he failed, that's all that matters.
Stanyer: Hey, what is Gambino doing, the match is over!!!
Gambino is dragging Hunt outside of the ring, towards the concrete floor. Gambino is about to deliver a Piledriver on the floor when suddenly the lights go out. Murmurs go around the crowd then suddenly the lights flash back on, and above the ring, McFreeze is hanging unconcious, upside down, with his feet tie to a rope. Gambino falls down on his ass in shock. Within 10 seconds MVD, Power G and Travis Right have come down to ringside.
Stanyer: Oh my God, Look at McFreeze, who did this?
Dawg: Well, we know who the prime suspects are, but we can never be 100% certain.
Power G pulls a Ladder out from under the ring, he and MVD climb the ladder, while Travis holds it steady. Gambino is pacing around the ring, scratching his head, looking a little worried. Eventually MVD & Power G get McFreeze free and carefully bring him down the ladder.
The camera cuts to a segment that was taped earlier in the day. Bloodbath is standing alone in an unknown area of the arena. He is holding a microphone and he is grinning.
Bloodbath: "Well well, well. This just doesn't seem to be the gWo's night so far. Well, that doesn't really upset me since the Cult is doing just fine. I mean, all of us are doing just fine."
Bloodbath walks over to a bench and picks up a bunch of rope. He holds it in his hand as he turns back towards the camera.
Bloodbath: "As some people may say, being frightened is a sign of weakness. Because of this, some try make an attempt at facing their fears. Others simply hide behind their cowardly words and say that they are not afraid of anything. But, we all know that this is impossible. Everyone has fears."
Bloodbath begins to lay the rope out on the ground in some sort of pattern.
Bloodbath: "My objective in the Cult of Shadows is to exploit everyone's fears and weaknesses. Tonight, I will exploit the fears and weaknesses of a certain group of individuals who have said that they have no fears. But, tonight they will lose something valuable and they will begin to fear the persons responsibe for taking it. Let the exploitation begin!"
Bloodbath walks away as the camera pans down to the floor and we see that the rope has been laid out in the outline of a person, like that of a chalk outline.
{Commerical Break}
The Camera fades to a desert road at Noon, and there’s a solitary Motorcycle speeding down the deserted Highway. After a few second he pulls over and takes off his helmet, revealing himself to be The UAW Champion Big Daddy Cain. He pulls out a can of Coke and enjoys.
The picture then cuts to a cliff with a solitary tree on a dark and stormy night two men are hanging from the tree. One from each branch, the camera slowly zooms in to the sounds of the waves violently crashing against the cliff. The picture stops to reveal the men as Belthazar and Kaltuul better known as the First and Last XHWF Tag Team Champions and First NMW Tag Team Champions, The Tides Of Darkness. There eyes start to glow red and Belthazar lifts his arm with a can of coke in his hand and drinks it. Kaltuul lifts his arm with a 20 oz. Bottle of coke in his hand and he drinks his then the camera zooms out very quickly as lightning strikes the tree. And the screen flashes bright white.
The camera changes scenes again to a locker room where Inmate 61969 is standing with his MOW E World Championship Belt, Someone off camera tosses him a bottle of Coke and he opens it and drinks the entire thing
*The Camera the quickly and repeatedly flashes through each man’s profile from several angles while the announcer speaks*
Announcer- Big Daddy Cain, The Tides of Darkness, Piccolo Friez, winners, Champions, The best of the best what do they all have in common. They all drink Coca-Cola. Do you want to win? Do you want to be a Champion? Drink Coke.
{End Commerical}
The cameras cut backstage, and we see Gambino storming down the hall, still in his wrestling gear. He see's a PWF Crew member standing by, and walks towards him
Gambino: "Where's Havoks locker room?"
Crew member:"It's right down the hall here, 4th door down."
Gambino walks down the hall towards the door. He reaches a door that reads Havok. He opens the door to find Havok getting ready to leave, as he wasn't booked for a match this evening
Gambino: "Where are you going?"
Havok: "I'm out of here, no match tonight"
Gambino: "Plans have changed my friend, so get your gear on and get ready to head out to the ring. It's time to call upon that second 'favor' for the gWo."
Havok has a look of suprise on his face, as there was no match originally booked for him
Havok: "Who's my opponent?"
Gambino: "Bloodbath....so, hurry up and get ready."
Havok looks shocked and a bit angry to find out who he's been matched up against, and he begins to let Gambino know how he feels about it
Havok: (to himself) Why did I interfere in the world title match?
Gambino: What was that???
Havok: Nothing (He looks suspicious) I said that I would be glad to wrestle in this little match.
Stanyer: For those who dod not know, Bloodbath and Havok were tag team partners.
Havok: You know what, I will destroy the Cult of Shadows tonight. I will take out that traitor, Bloodbath and the Cult will be gone forever.
Gambino: I like that idea Havok, that is the spirit. Go kick some a$$.
Havok: I'm not going to kick some a$$, I am going to wreak Havok!!
Havok leaves the locker room as the camera fades out.
Davey is in his locker room watching the footage unfold alongside interviewer Ted Tedison
Davey K: My god, Havok is Gambino's bitch!
Tedison: His bitch.?...
Davey K: You did not just see that? Damn it, Ted, clean out your eyes take your fingers from outta your ass and pay more attention, I hear Anthony Frost is quite the man to be interviewed by at the moment!
Tedison: My ass? Frost? Davey what are you talking about?
Davey K: I just want to make sure that your paying full attention to whats unfolding here in the PWF! If your not up to it Ted, Im sure Anthony would love to be able to sit in this locker room, ask me some questions and look at my ladies, you have to love the ladies Tedison
Tedison: I must admit they are attractive...
Davey K: Hot, is the word Teddy Boy, hot! And after all the superstar knows!
Tedison: Yes, erm, quite so anyway about what weve just seen unfold here, what are your thoughts, it seems that Havok whats a shot at your title real bad!
Davey K: Ted, have you not noticed that ever since I won the title from that bad wielding retard Big Lou, everyone has wanted a piece of the Davey K Championship Pie! Now thats a tasty pie....I imagine.
Tedison: Youve certainly defended it well.....
Davey K: Defended it well, your damn right I have, Big Poppa has challenged the Superstar about a million times and lost about a million times! MVD thought he was a lot better than he was, so I superstar slammed him right in a cane! The list goes on, Im sure Showstopper was in the somewhere running after me, aaah the list goes on, well I still have the belt, and there is a reason for it Ted....
Tedison: Whats that...
Davey K: Im a superstar baby! Its not just a novel catchphrase, what? I said its not just a novel catchphrase, I really mean what I say, now can you smell what the superstar is cooking?
Tedison: Eh?
Davey K: Eh? Eh should be your catchphrase Ted, you never hear me, too much wax in them lugholes of yours!
Tedison: I keep clean Davey!
Davey K: Heh, I know you do Ted, dont worry! Oh Teddy baby, have you seen whats been going on with me and JVD lately? Man that chick wants a piece of the superstar! She has seen me beat her husband, then she saw his shameless attempts at interfearing in my matches.........now she wants to be with a champion, keep your cameras in that situation! Wow, it may get good!
Tedison: So anyway Davey, back to tonights actions!
Davey K: Ahh, yes Havok, the man that is proud to be Gambino's little bitch! Did you see that guy? *in a mocking voice* ooh look at me, im called Havok, I wreak havok! when im not doing that, I like to cook meals for Gambino, lick his balls, lick his face, knit him green jumpers, ooooh I want a title wa wa wa! Well it makes me sick, I hope you so get your precious title shot Havok, as I cant wait to get your butt kissing ass in the ring!
Tedison: Hey chill Davey!
Davey K: No, I wont chill Ted! First we have Gambino selling out to the biggest bunch of retards I have seen, the damn gWo. Now we have Havok selling out to Gambino!
Tedison: All he is doing is trying to get a shot at your title!
Davey K: When I wanted a shot at the European title, do you know what I did Ted? Do you remember, I trained hard, and I went out and one my matches and earned it!
Tedison: Havok has a tough match to get through against Bloodbath!
Davey K: Bloodbath? The guy that drops ketchup on people, he isnt scary! If you go in McDonalds, there is a guy called Hamburglar, he steals hamburgers and throws ketchup around, does he scare you? Of course he doesnt! I look forward to facing Havok or whoever comes next, Im a superstar, and I think people might be realising that!
Tedison: Thanks for your time!
Davey K: Thats ok Ted, anytime!
Scene Fades out
Stanyer: Well that match is now for later tonight. But now we have the I Quit Match between Homicide & HeelMaster. This is going to be nothing short of brutal.
Dawg: I don't think either man will say I Quit, this match could go on all night, and they would not say those two words
Stanyer: I hate to say it, but I agree with you.
"Negative Space" by Spineshank hits as the lights go black. Blue strobes light the building up for brief instants at a time. The Heelmaster, Kevin Shane, walks onto the ramp and flips the entire crowd off. He makes several lewd gestures to make the fans boo him even more. He then walks down to the ring, laughing to himself and bad mouthing several fans. He steps into the ring and motions for everyone to kiss his ass.
James: Introducing from Pitsburgh, Pennysylvania, weighing 257lbs, The Heelmaster.
The arena goes dim, and the crowd silences. Tension builds, and a collective focus is on the Ultratron, which flashes an entrance video alternating match clips with red, white, and blue text: THE.. REAL.. AMERICAN.. MASSACRE!! The pyrotechnics begin with a white streak from the rafters, which is answered by a row of red and blue explosions across the stage and the flicker of lights. Then, through the mist of the explosion aftermath, the curtain moves aside and Homicide steps out to the arena with his PWF United States Championship belt draped over his shoulder and receives a huge ovation, then he swaggers down to the ring as he is being introduced.
James: "Making his way to the ring, hailing from Boston, Massachusetts, and weighing in at 292 pounds; He is the PWF United States Champion and REAL American Massacre.. HOMICIDE!"Crowd Cheers
Report: Before the start of the match Homicide pulls something out of his tights, they are brass knuckles, he places one pair on each hand. Heelmaster quickly gets out of the ring and then tells the referee that Homicide should take them off. Referee Carlton Rock asks him to remove them, but Homicide refuses. There are no rules, so there is little the referee can do. Homicide then reaches into his tights again, and pulls out two more pairs of brass knucks. He tosses them out of the ring to Heelmaster. Heelmaster looks a little shocked. He picks them up. Homicide tells him to put them on.
Stanyer: What the hell? Is Homicide insane? He wants them to start the match with Brass Knuckles on!!
Dawg: Wearing them for himself was an advantage to him, but he made a mistake by letting Heelmaster have some. Now he's going to have his face broken, before Heelmaster snaps his arm like a twig.
Heelmaster puts on the brass knuckles, a little reluctantly. Heelmaster goes to get in the ring, but Homicide goes for him and he backs off. He tells the referee to stop Homicide and the referee does go to Homicide and starts talking to him, immediately Heelmaster slides in the ring and then goes to hit Homicide while he is distracted, but Homicide sees him coming and nails him with a shot square on the face. Heelmaster is knocked straight down on his back. He gets up shaking his head. Homicide grabs him and slams his face into the turnbuckle and then begins to pound his face with the brass knucks on his right hand. He then delivers a viscious uppercut and Heelmaster slumps down in the turnbuckle, his nose is now bleeding, and he has a cut lip. Homicide raises both arms in the air to a great pop from the crowd. Homicide rolls out of the ring and grabs a Steel Chair, he slides it into the ring. Homicide rolls back into the ring and picks up the chair. He raises it over his head and goes to attack Heelmaster, but he delivers a Low Blow with the brass knuckles and Homicide drops to his knees holding is Family Jewels.
Stanyer: Ouch, I think every man in the building just cringed on that one.
Dawg: I hope Homicide wasn't planning on having kids.
Heelmaster pulls himself over to Homicide and starts to exact some revenge by pounding his face with the brass knuckles. Heelmaster takes Homicide down on his back and continues to hit him with swift right hands. Eventually Heelmaster stops and Homicide now has a cut lip, and is busted open above his right eye. Heelmaster's nose is still bleeding and he suddenly starts to cough and then he spits Blood onto the chest of Homicide. Heelmaster recovers himself and places Homicides arm over his chest. He then picks up the steel chair and then drives it into the arm. Homicide quickly rolls over and holds his arm. Heelmaster pulls the arm from underneath him and then yanks it back with a Sitting Reverse Armbar. The referee Carlton Rock asks Homicide if he wants to Quit. Homicide responds with a pleasant "Fuck off". Heelmaster eventually releases the hold. Homicide slowly begins to pull himself to his feet. Heelmaster hits him with a right hand, still with the knucks on. But somehow Homicide stays on his feet. Heelmaster hits another right hand, and still Homicide stays on his feet. Heelmaster goes for a third right hand, but Homicide blocks it and then grabs Heelmaster by the throat. He then points in the air and lifts Heelmaster up and drives him into the canvas with a devastating Chokeslam. Homicide then climbs to the 2nd rope. He dives off and drives the brass knucks on his right hand into the face of Heelmaster. Homicide then starts to choke Heelmaster. He asks the referee to ask Heelmaster if he wants to quit. But all you hear from Heelmaster is him coughing and gasping for air.
Dawg: Come on referee, Homicide will choke him to death if you don't stop him.
Stanyer: I hate to say it, but there is nothing the referee can do, his job is to hold the mic, and ring the bell, and nothing else.
Homicide eventually releases Heelmaster and he rolls over holding his throat. Homicide rolls out of the ring and looks under the apron. He reaches in and pulls out a spool of Razor wire. He slides it into the ring. He pulls Heelmaster up to his feet and then kicks him in the gut. He then delivers a Piledriver onto the razor wire. As Heelmaster rolls over, we can see that there is a new slash mark across his forehead. Homicide pulls him to his feet. He hits another right hand with the knucks, but he stops Heelmaster from falling over. He scoops him up and then he delivers a Sidewalk Slam onto the Razor wire. Heelmaster springs around the ring holding his back, which also now has gash marks on it. Homicide grabs the razor wire and then starts to rake it across Heelmasters forehead, the referee asks Heelmaster if he wants to Quit. Heelmaster replies "Never". Homicide slams the wire onto the mat again and picks up Heelmaster he goes for another Piledriver, but somehow Heelmaster powers up to his feet and then delivers a Death Valley Driver onto the Razor Wire. You can see the slash marks at the top of Homicides back. Both men stay down for a moment before they struggle up to their feet. Heelmaster blocks a right hand from Homicide and then hits Homicide with a big right hand, he then kicks him in the gut and delivers a DDT. Heelmaster then wrenches the arm of Homicide back and then holds it there with his left arm, so he can uses his free right hand to pummel the elbow of Homicide with the brass knuckles. Heelmaster then releases the hold and Homicide rolls over holding his arm. Heelmaster goes and picks up both the Steel Chair and the Razor Wire. He places Homicides arm in the fold of the chair, and then places the Razor wire on top of the part of his arm sticking out. Heelmaster then climbs onto the 2nd turnbuckle. He looks up at the crowd and smiles a bloody smile. He then jumps off and drives both feet into the chair, razor wire and Homicide arms. Homicide rolls away immediately holding his injured arm.
Stanyer: Oh my god, Homicide could have a broken arm.
Dawg: Now that is what I call, Cheap Heat.
Heelmaster stands back and tells Homicide to get up, he does, but slowly, once he is up and turns towards Heelmaster, he takes him down and locks in Ultimate Heat (the Ultimate Armbar) Carlton Rock asks Homicide if he wants to quit, but Homicide doesn't give a response. Heelmaster continues to wrench back on the injured arm. Homicide looks like he is about to pass out due to the pain. Homicide seems to be trying to reach something with his right hand, it is the razor wire. He manages to grab it and then brings it up and throws it at Heelmaster, fortunately for Homicide it hits him in the face and Heelmaster brings his hands up to his face by pure instinct and in doing so, releases the hold and Homicide rolls out of the way to the outside of the ring. Heelmaster also makes his way to the opposite side of the ring. They are both looking under the ring for something. Each of them pulls out a large Sledgehammer. Both of them roll into the ring with the hammers. Both have taken a beating, and both are dazed. Both men get to their feet and they go to hit each other with the hammers. Both men succeed and they both knock each other out with blows from the Hammer.
Stanyer: Oh my god!! They could both have cracked craniums!!!
Dawg: Can either man take any more punishment?
Stanyer: I'm not sure either of them will get up!!!
Carlton Rock checks both men, they both appear to be out cold. The referee signals to the back and EMT's rush down to ringside with two stretchers. Still neither man can move. EMT's rush in and tend to them, they shine lights into their eyes, but get no response. Then they slide them out of the ring and they are both strapped onto stretchers. They are wheeled up the ramp as the EMT's tend to their wounds.
Stanyer: Well I guess this match is over, you can call it a draw, as there is no way those two are going to be doing anything else tonight. We'll try and get you news on their condition.
Dawg: They both took a hell of a beating. I can't remember a time when I've seen a match so brutal.
Stanyer: It's hard to say which was more brutal, the Death Match we watched earlier, or this match. It's been a violent night. Homicide has a US title match with Sandstorm at A Dark Day in Hell, but who knows whether he will be ok to fight him.
Dawg: He will probably make it back, he is a tough bastard, much as I dislike.
Stanyer: But the show must go on, and we now have a match between Havok & Bloodbath, set up by Gambino earlier in the show.
Credit: Brendan Seeley
"96 Quite Bitter Beings" by CKY plays as a ring of fire appears by the entrance. Bloodbath rises out of the flames before walking towards the ring. He stops on the apron, and looks to the crowd, before he climbs in the ring.
James: Introducing, from Hell, Michigan, weighing 225lbs, Bloodbath.
"Clubbed to Death" by Rob D plays as Havok walks in front of the UltraTron and does his taunt, he then walks through the crowd. He really loves the crowd and will never forget where he came from. His Ultra-Tron video shows him skating and then his finisher.
James: Introducing from Tucson, Arizona, weighing 267lbs. Havok. Crowd Boos
Report: Bloodbath sits in the corner as if he’s thinking of something beyond the match, Havok runs at Bloodbath but gets a modified drop toe hold into the turnbuckle pad and sets flying back. Bloodbath swings up all of a sudden and goes on the offensive with a vast array of palm strikes and jabs. Havok moves his way into the corner as Bloodbath comes in with arms raised for an ax handle smash. Havok kicks Bloodbath in the stomach and follows up with a clothesline-sending Bloodbath to the mat. Havok raises Bloodbath and sends him off the ropes and connects with Bloodbath’s face with a solid right hand.
Stanyer: Havok getting the better of things in the early goings.
Bloodbath hits the mat and holds his face in pain but gets up and catches an incoming punch from Havok and reverses it into a double arm ddt sending Havok hard to the mat. Bloodbath gets to his feet and makes a crucifix symbol, the crowd give him a mixed reaction as Havok gets to his feet behind him. Havok swings a punch but some how Bloodbath ducks it and swings behind him and hits a German suplex, Bloodbath keeps the suplex and pins Havok……1…….2….Havok kicks out. Bloodbath gets to his feet and pulls Havok up by his hair into the corner. Bloodbath sets up Havok and unleashes an array of right hands. The crowd counts along…1..2….3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10! Havok walks groggily out of the corner as Bloodbath signals for something then runs off the ropes. Bloodbath hits the ropes and comes back with a spear but gets the dizzy kick to the face knocking him up and over the ropes.
Stanyer: And Bloodbath goes flying out of the ring thanks to that devastating kick from Havok
Dawg: Good, it looks like Havok is going to successfully achieve the 2nd gWo favour.
Bloodbath crawls back into the ring as Havok gets ready for the spear, Havok runs at Bloodbath moves out of the way and Havok runs face first into the turnbuckle. Bloodbath then suddenly gets on his knees and appears to pray. All of a sudden a huge pile of what appears to be blood falls from the ceiling and lands on Havok sending him hard to the mat. The blood stops coming down and the ref rings the bell. Bloodbath looks angry at the ref and grabs him around the neck and hits the Blood bash. Havok moves around in the blood trying to get up but falls over and over again. The lights turn out and on again and Bloodbath is gone.
Stanyer: What the hell just happened?
Dawg: I think Bloodbath got DQ'd for Bloodbathing Havok. Which means, Havok wins!!! And he only has to do one more favour,and he gets his European Title shot.
Stanyer: Bloodbath could definitely be in trouble for attacking the referee though.
Havok d. Bloodbath
4:26 DQ
{Commerical Break}
[Scene starts with a country-guy in overalls and such in the middle of a grass field.]
Uncle Tom: “My fellow Americans… Many’a years ago, my pa took me out to get my first enema. I won’t say it was my favoritest humdinger of an experience, because it ain’t. It was terrible. I was on yonder toilet for at least 4 hours. Now, it’s my turn to take my child, well, he’s ma’boy but he’s also ma’nephew. It’s a long story, and I’m afeard I don’t have the time to tell ya’lls about my experiences as an Alabama child.”
[Theme Music Starts]
High Pitched Voice: “Uncle Tom found a horse, he named him Jerky and called it a dork. But then one day he needed an…”
Uncle Tom: “Uh Bob? I dun-not cue the music yet. I dun-not. Hot-dog it’s hard to find good people in these parts. Anywho, I’m going to getta this here point I’m a’trying to make. Enemas aren’t friendly to your caboose, and they aren’t friendly to mine. People CLAIM that our economy is down, People joke about our stockmarket… Well, it’s time we unite and show the rest of the world that we’re MERCANS, and we can do just ‘bout any-humdinger-of-a-thing we want. Let’s be proud and support good old fashion ‘Mercan products, like mine! ‘Uncle Tom’s Enema-gic’ is the soon to be pride of the Uuu-nited States of America. Even those damn yankees can use my product, cause they’re almost as ‘Mercan as me… … Sweet Mother of Ge-Joseph Saint Charlie. Bob, that’s the music cue you horsesh…”
[Theme Music] High Pitched Voice: “Uncle Tom found a horse, he named him Jerky and called it a dork. But then one day he needed a fork. So he stuck it up the head of a cow, and then he found the magic flow-er.
The Magic flower spoke to uncle Tom, told him good about this song. It said to take pride in the United States, and make a product that makes them go wa-ow.” [End of Music]
Uncle Tom: “I reckon you gets the rest. So after I talked to the Magic Flower, I came up with my product. I’m still not sure what it is, but the Magic Flower told me to make it, and for the sake of my fellow ‘Mercans, I did. Holy Frog-Jumping Ape Crackers Bob! Why, I didn’t know you know PWF Superstar… Matt Van Dam!”
[MVD comes onto the screen]
MVD- “Uncle Tom, let me take over from here. Now, at first, I saw this brand new enema product and I thought, ‘Wow, where can I buy one?’ but Uncle Tom said he needed someone to test it out…”
Uncle Tom: “And by golly, Matty loved it. He recommended it to the Current PWF Tag Team Champions, and here’s what they had to say.”
[Quick cut to Sabre and Big Poppa sitting in a room. Poppa has Enema-Gic box in his hands.]
Big Poppa- “I’m not going to lie to you guys, I’ve hand MANY enemas in my lifetime. I can only guess that I’ve gone through over 200 of them, and again… I’m not going to lie to you, Uncle Tom’s was the crap…”
Sabre- “… Best he ever used. Big Poppa has an eye disorder that causes his bowel movements to function incorrectly. As this chart shows, the Eye fluids dropped .4% and allows a monkey-like acid to excape into his lungs, and then his heart stops for a second and it starts and stops and… Yeah. So that’s why WE choose Enema-Gic for Poppa’s problems…”
[Back to Ted and MVD]
Uncle Tom: “Well, you’ve heard it from the… Person who has an eye disorder that many ‘Mercans like yourself don’t even know you have. Go on down to your local pub or pharmacy and get try out Enema-Gic. I promise that you’ll feel like brand new, it’s an Enema-Gic guarantee.”
Announcer- “Enema-Gic, the American way to be.”
[Enema-Gic is a trademark of DSM and Co. Enema-Gic is the proud sponser of PWF's Big Poppa.]
{End Commerical}
"Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed begins to play, the lights dim to a dark green as the gWo logo appears on the tron, and a light version appears on the rampway and in the middle of the ring. Then as the voice kicks in Power G walks out onto the ramp, he starts to hit himself as MVD walks out behind him carrying a bottle of water and a kendo stick. The two walk down to the ring together. They both slide in under the bottom rope. MVD climbs the turnbuckle while Power G turns away from the corner and waits with his arms folded. MVD empties the water bottle over his forehead and then he does his trademark two thumb pose before springing down to the mat.
James: Introducing at a combined weight of 466lbs, Power G and Matt Van Dam, the green World Order!!!
The lights begin to dim and the fans quiet down in anticipation. The words "Real Show" fade in and out on the dark UltraTron, and the lights suddenly turn on and fire works blast off as a customized version of Limp Bizkit's My Way starts up
James: "Coming to the ring at this time, at a combined weight of 515lbs, Big Poppa and The SabreMassive Cheer from the crowd
The audience goes mad as Big Poppa and Sabre emerge through the Havoc curtains. They do a air-guitar taunt to the tune of the song, and they Big Poppa dances down to the ring as Sabre walks down hi-fi-ing all the fans
Report: MVD & Big Poppa start out the match. They stare each other down, Poppa charges in aggressively, but MVD moves out of the way and Poppa has to stop himself in the corner. He turns around into a series of quick forearms from MVD who then sends him to the ropes. MVD hits a Drop Toe Hold and then comes off the ropes and goes for a Leg drop to the back of the head, but Popp rolls out of the way. Poppa is quick to his feet and hits MVD with a couple of big right hands, he sends MVD to the ropes and goes for a Tilt a Whirl Slam, but MVD escapes and lands on his feet. Poppa goes for a clothesline, but MVD ducks it and locks in a waistlock. Poppa tries to find a way out of the waistlock and eventually pulls forward and grabs the top rope so MVD rolls backwards to his feet. Poppa turns around and MVD takes him down with a High Spinning Wheel Kick catching Poppa clean on the jaw. MVD makes a quick cover. .......................1 ........................2 ....................... Poppa kicks out. MVD pulls Poppa up to his feet and holds him in a headlock. He takes him to his corner and tags Power G then holds Poppa so Power G can kick him in the gut. Power G then hits a hard knife edge chop which sends Poppa staggering backwards. Power G hits another chop and Power G staggers backwards into the turnbuckle. G then unleashesd a series of lightning fast chops to the chest before he hits one big chop. He then hooks up Poppa and delivers a Snap Suplex before he makes a cover. ....................1 ......................2 ................... Poppa kicks out. Poppa slowly gets to his feet. Power G comes off the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Poppa ducks and hits a Hangmans Neckbreaker. Both men stay down for a moment, then Power G pulls himself to his feet while Poppa rolls over to his corner and tags in Sabre.
Stanyer: Poppa needed that tag there, he was struggling against the speed of the gWo team. But Sabre will not struggle for speed at all.
Dawg: No, but despite what they say, the gWo does have talent, and they will show that talent by winning the tag team titles tonight.
Sabre and Power G circle each other, then they tie up in the ring. Power G goes into a waistlock, Sabre catches him with an elbow to break the hold and then sends G to the ropes, he leapfrogs over him and then springs off the middle rope and takes G down with a Moonsault. Sabre holds on for the pin but Power G kicks out immediately. They get to their feet and Power G hits a hard knife edge chop. He follows it up with a 2nd, but Sabre blocks a third and then pokes Power G in the eyes through his mask. Sabre then sends Power G to the corner and follows in with a Tiger Wall Flip. Power G staggers out a little dazed. Sabre hooks him around the waist and then delivers a Northern Lights Suplex with a bridge. ......................1 .........................2 .......................... Power G kicks out. Sabre gets to his feet and he whips Power G to the ropes, but he reverses, however he bends down to early and Sabre Sunset Flips over him into a pin. .....................1 ........................2 ..................... Power G kicks Sabre in the face and then sits up pushing Sabre into the pinning predicament. .....................1 ........................2 ................... Sabre rolls to the side to put Power G in a pinning predicament. ..................1 ....................2 .................. Power G hooks the head of Sabre and snaps him over into a pin where he kneels on his shoulders. ..................1 ...................2 ..................... Sabre brings his legs up and hooks Power G's arms and brings him down for the pin. ................1 ......................2 .................. Power G kicks himself free and Sabre goes down on his back. Power G flips over him for another cover. ....................1 .....................2 .................... Sabre hooks his arms around Power G's waist and powers up and then spins it around before turning it into a backslide pin. ......................1 .........................2 ..................... Power G kicks out and then both men lie on their backs to catch their breath while they get rapturous applause from the crowd.
Stanyer: What a display of athletic ability. It shows just how talented these two really are.
Dawg: How many near falls was that? I lost count.
Power G rolls over and gets a tag to MVD. Sabre is up on his feet and gets in the first blow with a kick to the gut of MVD. He then hooks his head and delivers a right hand putting MVD on the mat. Sabre then goes to tag Poppa, but MVD grabs his ankle to stop him. Sabre tries to pull himself free but MVD trips him up, Sabre reaches out for the tag, but he can't quite reach and then MVD pulls him away to the centre of the ring. MVD then quickly locks on a Camel Clutch. After wearing down Sabre for a few moments. MVD pulls him up to his feet. Sabre gets in a few blows to the gut and pushes MVD off into the ropes. But as Sabre goes to clothesline MVD, he moves to the side and wraps himself around Sabre and delivers a Wraparound DDT. MVD covers. ....................1 .......................2 ....................... Sabre kicks out. MVD quickly springs up to the top rope. He waits for Sabre to get up and then takes him down with a Spinning Wheel Kick. He then pulls Sabre up to his feet and tags in Power G. Then send him to the ropes and then they deliver a Perfect Double Arm Drag. Power G covers as MVD leaves the ring. ....................1 ...................2 .................... Poppa comes in to break up the count, but Senior Referee Mark Johnson forces him back to his corner. Power G takes this oppurtunity to place Sabre's head on the bottom rope and uses his foot push him down on the rope choking him. He lets go as the referee gets in his face. Power G turns the referee around and motions with his arms, while behind the referee's back, MVD delivers a Leg Drop driving Sabre's throat into the bottom rope. He springboards off rolling around the ring holding his throat. Power G leaves the referee and tags in MVD, who slingshots over and lands himself on the 2nd turnbuckle. He then then dives off with the Stink Leg Drop before he motions into a cover. ....................1 .....................2 .................... Poppa just manages to break up the count in time. Mark Johnson sends Poppa to his corner. MVD pulls Sabre up to his feet and then kicks him in the gut and then he delivers the FrogAsser. MVD then does his trademark two thumb pose, bringing a chorus of boos from the crowd. MVD then springs up to the top rope and turns towards Sabre. He then flies off with the Five Star Frog Splash, but Sabre rolls out of the way and MVD finds nothing but canvas, bringing a massive pop from the crowd.
Stanyer: This is Sabre's chance, he has to make the tag to Poppa.
Dawg: Don't worry, I won't tell everyone how biased you are.
Stanyer: Screw you, Your supporting the gWo in this match, what's wrong with me supporting Poppa & Sabre.
Dawg: Nothing really, because like you, they will end up as LOSERS.
Sabre and MVD both manage to make tags at the same time. Power G comes in first and goes for a knife edge chop, but Poppa ducks it and then hammers him with a series of right hand, he then steps back and then delivers hard uppercut that puts Power G on the mat. MVD comes back at Poppa, but he gets the same uppercut. Poppa pulls up Power G and sends him to the ropes and hits the Showstoppin' Slam (Swinging Chokeslam). Power G staggers to his feet as Poppa comes off the ropes and knocks him down with a Diving Forearm Smash. Poppa then comes off the ropes and hits a Hip Press before he covers. ....................1 ......................2 ....................... MVD dives to break up the count. Sabre comes in and pulls up MVD, he delivers a Spinning Heel Kick that puts MVD into the turnbuckle. Sabre then lifts MVD up onto the top turnbuckle. Sabre then holds onto the top rope, he then springs up onto the top rope, he then springs again and hooks MVD around the head and snaps him over with a Sabre-Canranna. Meanwhile Poppa picks up Power G and delivers a Belly to Belly Suplex and covers. ......................1 ......................2 .................. Power G kicks out. Power G then staggers up to his feet. Poppa waits in the corner and then when Power G is standing he charges in and goes for a Spear, but Power G dodges to the side and Poppa spears the referee, who was behind Power G. Poppa looks shocked that he hit the referee. He gets to his feet and Power G goes for the G Power Slam, but Poppa escapes and lands behind Power G and hits the Paptizer. Sabre has just delivered a Spinning Heel Kick to MVD knocking him out of the ring. Sabre then sees Power G and he climbs to the top rope. He then hits the 450 Splash. He stays on for the cover. But the referee is out. Poppa goes to try and revive the referee.
Stanyer: Sabre & Poppa have the match won!!!
Dawg: It's their fault, Poppa took out the referee.
Stanyer: Dammit, here comes Gambino, and with a Steel Chair. I smell a screw job.
Dawg: Oh I hope so, I really hope so.
Gambino slides in the ring. Suddenly Poppa and Sabre become aware of him. Gambino knocks out Sabre with one Chair shot to the head. Poppa tries to hit a clothesline, but Gambino ducks it and then nails him with the chair. Poppa goes down, but tries to get back up. Gambino drops the chair and then delivers the Gambino Facebuster to him. He then quickly slides out of the ring as MVD is climbing up to the top rope. He then dives off with a perfect Five Star Frog Splash to Big Poppa. As MVD holds his stomach from the impact of the splash, Power G manages to drape an arm over Poppa. Gambino is waking up the referee. He comes around and the Senior Referee, Mark Johnson sees the cover and makes a very slow count. ...........................1 .................................2 .....................................3!!!!!
Dawg: YES!!! WE HAVE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!
Stanyer: Dammit, this is screwed up. The gWo just screwed Poppa & Sabre out of those titles.
Dawg: It's beautiful isn't it.
Stanyer: No, it's the worst thing I've seen since The End of the World. And who caused that one I wonder.
Dawg: You are just jealous, because the gWo can destroy anyone they want, and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it.
Stanyer: Don't I know it. We are out of time folks, we'll see you next week.
The final shots show Gambino raising the arms of Power G and MVD in the aisle, as both have titles over their shoulders. In the ring Poppa and Sabre look on in shock as the camera fades out.
MVD & Power G d. Poppa & Sabre
15:23 Pinfall