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Live from Mobile Civic Center
Mobile, Alabama
5th January 2001
Mobile, Alabama
5th January 2001
The Havoc intro plays as "Master of Puppet's" by Metalica plays. The camera cuts to the arena where 1000's of PWF fans are screaming as Pyro's blast off all around the arena. Then the camera's cut to the announcers table.
Stanyer: Hello everyone and welcome to PWF Saturday Night Havoc, we are 13 days removed from HardKore Hell, and what a night it was.
Dawg: We had glass, barbed wire, electricity, you name it, we had it that night.
Stanyer: But the first question has to be Havok, and why?
Dawg: The question is not why, but why not? Think about it, he helped Crusader for all those months, and what did he get back? Nothing. Last night was payback.
Stanyer: That's rubbish, Crusader was his friend, and you know it, Crusader helped him whenever he had the chance.
Dawg: Havok was just doing what he has to do to survive, which is the only thing you must care about in this business, surviving, because you must not for a moment let this business pass you by, or you are done for.
Stanyer: Well I agree with you on that, but what Havok did was not right, and Gambino has promised punishment, as he did say that Havok would be fired if he interfered, if anyone interfered in fact. So will he keep his word.
Dawg: We shall find out.
Sellout by Biohazard hits as the PWF Commissioner and World Champion, Gambino, appears in the entrance. He walks onto the stage wearing a pair of black dress pants, a black button up shirt, and a black leather jacket. He's got the PWF World Title draped over his shoulder, and a microphone in his hand. Once in the ring, he paces for a bit to let the boo's from the crowd die out. Once they quiet, he begins to speak
Gambino:"You know, I've always been known as a man of my word. I always do exactly what I say that I will do, and I don't make empty threats. That's why, at Hardkore Hell, I went out there, and in the 60 Minute Iron Man Match, I did exactly what I said I would do...I beat Crusader and I walked out of the arena, still the greatest PWF World Champion ever. You know something else...I did the complete opposite of what people were saying. They were saying that I couldn't win the match without help from the gWo, that I couldn't do it on my own...well guess what...at Hardkore Hell, I proved each and every single one of you who doubted me....WRONG!"
The crowd begin a bullshit chant as Gambino pauses
Gambino:"Almost...that's right, I almost beat Crusader with no help. But the help I recieved, I didn't ask for it! I didn't ask Havok to come down the the ring, kick a steel chair into that bastards face, no I didn't. I warned that if ANYONE, especially Havok, interfered in the match at Hardkore Hell, that I would fire their ass! Besides, I had Crusader right where I wanted him when Havok interfered! That's right, I would've beaten that sorry bastard anyways!"
The crowd unleash an even louder chorus of boo's on Gambino
Gambino:"Shut up! All of you! I'm trying to talk!! I warned that son of a bitch, Havok, and he didn't listen! So, without further delay....Havok, get your ass out here...NOW!"
Havok's music plays as he makes his way down to the ring. Once in the ring, he stands face to face with Gambino, neither man budging from their position. Gambino finally turns away from Havok, paces the ring, and walks back to him.
Gambino:"Havok...I warned you. I warned that there would be serious consequences if anyone interfered in the match."
Havok nods in agreement, as he awaits the inevitable
Gambino:"I'm glad you understand, but first, before we discuss your situation, let's talk about things here in the PWF. Let's talk about...oh, let's talk about how people around here, people like you, Havok, think that they can just run around, doing whatever the hell they want. Well you know what, I'm the Commissioner of the PWF, and I'm the PWF World Champion, so you know what that means?"
Gambino looks directly at Havok, and Havok shakes his head
Gambino:"That means that what I say goes! That means, if I tell you to jump, you don't ask how high...you ask, when can I come down! That means, if I tell you that something is gonna be done a certain way, damnit, it better get done the way I want it! That means, that if I say DO NOT INTERFERE IN THE MATCH, then you keep your ass out of my business! If I say that if you DO, interfere in the match, you will be fired....well, you know exactly what that means, Havok, right?"
Havok nods his head and a saddened look comes accross his face
Gambino:"Havok...that means, your ass is fired!!"
The crowd gives off a mixed reaction as Gambino gives Havok two middle fingers, inches from his face. Havok doesn't give off any reaction, only a long face, as he knows he's now without a job in the PWF
Gambino:"That's right, that means your ass is out of here! No more Havok in the PWF...no more Havok getting involved in other peoples business...no more Havok whatsoever! You're gone!"
Havok turns and walks towards the ropes, and begins to climb out of the ring
Gambino:"Havok...wait, wait, wait! Don't go yet. Come on, come on back into the ring."
Gambino motions for Havok to come back, and Havok climbs back in and walks to a corner, and leans against the turnbuckle
Gambino:"Do you think that I enjoy what I had to do? Do you think I enjoy the fact that I know I just ended a mans career, and that I'm sending that man back home to his family to explain that he is now unemployed? No, no I don't enjoy it at all. But you know what, it's all a part of my job. It's what I have to do to maintain order around here in the PWF. I can't just let people run around, doing whatever they want to, and suffer no consequences for their actions. I just can't compromise the intregrity of the PWF by letting it go unpunished. I'm sorry Havok, but I can't let it go. I try to be fair in all my decisions, I really do. Sometimes I make good choices, other times I make bad choices. But we all have choices in life, and those are my choices for me to make. Not you, not the gWo's, not anyones but mine!"
The crowd begins to boo Gambino and a chant of @#%$ begins
Gambino:"That's why, I made this choice here.
Gambino reaches into his pocket, and pulls a peice of paper from inside it. He unfolds the paper and holds it in his hand
Gambino:"Here, take this, look it over, and now you too, have a choice to make Havok. I held up my end of the deal, I fired you. Now..."
Gambino looks at the paper, then looks around the arena, and looks back at Havok as a sadistic smile appears across his face
Gambino:"...I'm hiring you back."
The crowd unleashes an extremely loud chorus of boo's on Gambino, and a combination of an @#%$ and a bullshit chant begins. A look of suprise appears on Havoks face as he walks to the center of the ring, and Gambino hands him the contract. Havok then looks it over
Havok looks over the cintract very quickly. The camara shows in the middle of the page, "Guaranteed European Title Shot at A Dark Day in Hell 2002."
Havok: Well, this looks fine and dandy. You gotta pin??
Gambino reaches into his shirt pocket and gives a pin to Havok. He then signs the contract.
Havok: I will not shake the hand of a gWo member at all. But, I will shake the hand of the PWF's Commisioner. Gambino and Havok then shake hands. The crowd goes into to a crous of boos as they shake hands.
Havok: Well, I finally get what I deserve. I am sooo good that I do not need any matches until A Dark Day in Hell. I will see all you losers at the Pay Per View.
But, as Havok starts to leave Gambino calls him back in again.
Gambino:"Don't leave just yet. I think that maybe we should go over some of this contract before you head out."
Havok looks a bit impatient, and confused at the same time
Gambino:"Bare with me Havok....trust me, you're gonna love this. In your contract, there's a special clause...we'll call it...the gWo clause."
The crowd boo's Gambino as he begins to look over the contract. Havok has a worried look about his face
Gambino:"Oh, here it is, right here. Look..."
Gambino points out to Havok the gWo clause and Havok turns around with an angered and shocked look on his face
Gambino:"That's right Havok...in order for you to earn your European Title shot, you must perform three tasks. All 3 tasks will be named by yours truley, and the gWo."
Gambino begins laughing a bit as the crowd starts booing and chanting @#%$ once again
Gambino:"Your first task will take place tonight...in the main event on Havoc. In this very ring, tonight, you will face off against none other than..."
A sadistic smile appears on Gambino's face as he prepares to announce Havoks opponent
Gambino:"...Crusader! Good luck Havok."
The crowd begins to boo as Sellout by Biohazard plays once again. Gambino exits as Havok is still standing in the center of the ring, with a very shocked look on his face
{Commerical Break}
Relive two of the greatest events the PWF has seen in the NEW Classic PWF DVD line from Paramount Pictures.
At End of the World I, see future stars such as Antonio Gambino, Diablo and The Twin Towers before they became main-eventers. Witness Thorn demolish talented opposistion in a Four-Way Last Man Standing match for the Hardcore championship. Watch Solo defend his Hell in a Cell belt once more, this time against newcomer Scarface. And stare in awe as Rumble-winner Karkass takes on The Game for the world title,a match which established The Game as the biggest name in PWF wrestling for many years to come.
End of the World II was named the show to end all shows. Ironically it quite literally did end all shows and this DVD proves why. Anthony Frost, James Stanyer and Bid Dave Lambourne brought you a splendid tag battle between Beastness and Maximum Carnage and a suprise upset when Bud Dawg demolished Diablo, hours before his title shot. Boggle your eyes at an amazing stable match between the Alliance of Darkness and the Reapers of the Night. View Stoney put up a brave fight against Solo, who announced a move to friendly federation MoW Slaughterhouse moments before. Rack your brains with a confusing Hardcore matchup with General Leo and the self-proclaimed Xtreme Master, Blackbird. In a riveting Inferno Triple-threat for the US title, share Crusader's joy at beating such hardened opponents in Leo and Antonio Gambino. See three out of four tag team competetors taken to hospital in a dangerous Tag Team Title match only to be followed by Bloodbath as Dark Warrior wins the Hell in a Cell title match. In a suprisingly brilliant Triple Threat ladder match, see The X pick up the Lightweight Championship.
And finally witness the greatest match of all time as Rumble-winner AND former champion Eraser (aKa The Game) takes on DeMoN, Diablo and current champion FireStorm in a Four-Way Ladder In a Cell match, the best to grace our screens.
DVD Special Features:
Interviews with all the big names e.g Eraser, Diablo and Lords of Ice.
*SPECIAL* limited editon interviews with Mr.Pellington, Stanyer, Big Dave, Anthony Frost, Alison, Gambino, Showstopper and Bloodbath. And the rest of the staff also!
The Making of the PPVs
Saturday Night Havoc, Doomsday and Armageddon 's of the week before each of the aforementioned shows.
Highlights of both Rumble's.
Dolby 5:1 Surround sound.
Crystal clear picture.
Bumper 6-disk set.
{End Commerical}
The cameras cuts to the backstage area of the arena and C-Dogg is stood outside his locker room.
C-Dogg: Tonight not long now I will have my re-match with Q-Zee and I will defeat him. Now some of you may be thinking and I god damn know Q-Zee is think that hell whats the point of this match Q-Zee beat C-Dogg so easy last time hes just gonna do it again. Well no no no no that aint whats gonna happen because last time I wasn't ready for the match I had not been training for the match so I was a bit rusty but you know what Q-Zee this time its all diferent you know why Its because Im ready for the match tonight and Im gonna beat your ass all over the damn arena there will be C-Flips here Sparshooter there and when its all done I will be leaving here tonight the victor and thats the way it is.
C-Dogg turns and walks into his locker room as The camera cuts back to the arena
The scene opens with Q-zee and Ted watching the footage of C-dogg on the monitor. As the footage ends Ted asks Q-Zee for his response.
Q-Zee: A C-flipp? ……What in Gods name is a C-flipp Fred? Should I fear the C-Flipp? and the SparShooter???? What the Hell?
Tedison: I think they are C-doggs fin…..
Q-Zee: To be honest Fred I don’t give a dam! Was it the thing where he was on his back, squirming on the canvas with tears coming from his eyes? Was that the C-Flipp?
Tedison: erm …im not sure. How do you feel about having to face C-dogg once again after you beat him mid week at Armageddon?
Q-Zee: Its all practice Fred, I am new to the PWF and if I have to start right down at the very, very bottom fighting the lowest 50 cents excuse for a wrestler then that’s what I have to do! I have proven to you all that I can win him once so if i have to kick his ass fifty times then I will do it.
Tedison: We heard C-dogg earlier say he was unprepared for the last fight.
Q-Zee: I could give that Joke of a wrestler 10 years to prepare and he would be nowhere near ready. I could give a VIP pass to the Hulk Hogan School of excellence and he would not be fully prepared! The truth is Fred, no amount of preparation can help you against the West Side Slam.
Tedison: You’ve made quite a few friends already in the PWF, Masta P is scheduled to fight Sand storm later to-nite would you care to give us a prediction?
Q-Zee: I can guarantee that Masta P will give Sandstorm the Whoopin that he narrowly escaped at Armageddon. Maybe its possible for Sandstorm to fluke the Victory once but not twice! You can bet you bottom dollar that I will be in the front row and take great pleasure in watching Masta P kick his sandy ass all over the ring.
Tedison: We’ve heard that there is a little friction between you and fellow new comer Midnight …
Q-Zee: Dam right there is some friction! Who the hell does this guy thing he is! Comin into the PWF with his tales of drug dealing, gun-fights and drive-byes! What next midnight, are you gonna jump into you space craft and zap us all, or maybee travel back in time and beat us up when we were kids!! Why not tell us the one about how you mother is an ass lickin moose! and you father is also you brother!
Tedison: I take it there’s some built up tension between you guys then. Superstar Davey K took a great victory over Mat Van dam midweek to retain his title That was some victory don’t you think?
Q-Zee: It certainly was Fred, The PWF has really developed Superstar into one of the greaterst wrestlers in the game to-day, and I enjoyed every minute of watchin him Kick MVD,s ass!
Tedison: Its been a pleasure talking to you Mr-Zee, and I wish you the best of luck in you match.
Tedison: Nice one Fred, but luck wont come into it.
The scene closes with as Q-Zee leaves the room
Stanyer: Well it sounds like Q-Zee and C-Dogg are up for their rematch from Havoc, I'm interested to see these two PWF Newcomers, it's the first time I've seen them up close.
"One More Road" by DMX hits as Q-Zee walks out with a Confident, Gangster walk, Bobbing from side to side, Slow, Looking around, nodding at fans pointing at fans, Chilled out, Athletic Jump over ropes, wanders around the ring looking at all the spectators, listening to them cheer. Jumps on Turn-buckle arms in air.
James: Introducing, from Compton, LA, weighing 225lbs, Q-Zee.
Ain't Nuttin but a G thang plays over the loud speaker and The music video to it plays on the titantron with so shots of C-Dogg performing moves and several other wrestlers. C-Dogg walks out onto the ramp and so pyros go off from the grounds and shoot up to the roof. He stops at the top of the ramp and raises one arm. He walks down the ramp slapping hands with some of the fans. He walks around the ring and up the steps. he walks along the apron about halfway and stops and raises his arm again and then leap frogs over the ropes and runs and bounces off of one of them. He walks over to a turnbuckle and climbs up onto the second rope and raises his arms again.
James: Introducing from Santa Monica, California, weighing 210lbs, C-Dogg
Report: The two men tie up as Duane Dibley rings the bell, Dogg takes Zee into a Headlock, Zee pushes him off into the ropes and then knocks him down with a shoulder block. C-Dogg kips up to his feet and pushes Q-Zee, who pushes him back, C-Dogg then strikes out with a big right hand, and Zee strikes back, the two then begin to exchange punches in the middle of the ring, Q-Zee wins the exchange and begins to pummel C-Dogg into the turnbuckle. He whips him out to the opposite turnbuckle and follows in, but Dogg gets a foot up and Zee turns away. Dogg then runs and takes him down with a One Handed Facecrusher. C-Dogg goes for an early cover. .......................1 ...... Q-Zee kicks out easily. C-Dogg grabs Zee as he gets up and knees him in the gut, he takes him over to the turnbuckle and slams his head into the pad. He then hits a couple of shoulder blocks before he backs off and charges in with a reverse elbow. He backs off again and then hits another reverse elbow. Dogg then pulls Q-Zee out and sends him to the ropes, he leapfrogs over him and then runs into the ropes and Springboard Moonsaults off and catches Zee as he comes off the other side and Dogg takes him down and hooks the leg as he does so for a cover. .........................1 .........................2 ....... Q-Zee kicks out. Dogg pulls Zee up, but gets reversed into a waistlock, where Zee hammers him with a couple of forearms to the back, he then hits a Back Drop. Dogg is quickly up to his feet where Zee sends him to the ropes and then comes off the opposite ropes and takes him down with a spectacular flying clothesline. Zee comes off the ropes and drops a knee drop, he then goes into a cover. .........................1 ...........................2 ........................ C-Dogg kicks out.
Stanyer: These two PWF newcomers still finding their feet here in the PWF.
Dawg: Big futures are predicted for both men, lets hope they can be as good as people are saying they can be.
Zee pulls up Dogg and delivers a Spinning European Uppercut, dazing him. Q-Zee hooks him in a headlock and then hits a viscious punch across the bridge of his nose. C_Dogg gets in a few rabbit punches and then backs into the ropes and frees himself from the headlock as he pushes Q-Zee off to the opposite ropes. C-Dogg moves to the middle of the ring and bends down for a back body drop, but Q-Zee catches him and hits a Knee Smash. Q-Zee pulls him back up and then whips him as hard as he can into the turnbuckle, C-Dogg bounces off hard and holding his back, Q-Zee scoops him up and then delivers a Sidewalk Slam in the center of the ring and then hooks the leg as he moves into a cover. Duane Dibley makes the count. ..........................1 ...........................2 ........................... C-Dogg kicks out. Q-Zee picks him up. He then hits a series of right hands which back Dogg into the ropes. Q-Zee then backs away and goes for a clothesline, but C-Dogg ducks and backdrops Q-Zee over the top rope. C-Dogg then quickly moves to the apron and looks to the crowd who give him a big cheer, knowing what to expect. Q-Zee springs off the middle rope with a perfect Asai Moonsault taking Q-Zee down. C-Dogg then basks in the applause of the crowd for the spectacular move. But in doing so, he takes his attention away from Q-Zee, who gets in a low blow, which goes undetected by the referee. Q-Zee then rolls C-Dogg back into the middle of the ring.
Stanyer: Q-Zee resorting to cheap tactics there, but I guess that sort of thing is perfectly normal to him. You do what you can to survive where he comes from.
Dawg: Exactly, and that's exactly what he is doing, whatever he can to win the match.
Q-Zee climbs in and delivers a couple of stomps to C-Dogg. He picks him up and hooks both arms and delivers a Double Arm Suplex, he holds on and brings him back to his feet, and delivers a second Double Arm Suplex. Again he holds on, but this time he puts C-Dogg's head between his legs and delivers a Double Underhook Sitout Powerbomb. Q-Zee holds on for the pin. .........................1 ............................2 ............................ C-Dogg gets his shoulder up. Q-Zee is surprised and pulls C-Dogg to his feet. He gives him a stiff knee to the stomach before he lifts him up Suplex style and dumps him on the top turnbuckle. He climbs up and hooks C-Dogg up for a Superplex, but C-Dogg gets in a few punches to the gut, and then knocks him off. C-Dogg then quickly stands up and hits the C-Flip (Shooting Star Press) Duane Dibley drops for the count. .........................1 ...........................2 .........................3!!!! C-Dogg quickly rolls off as Q-Zee comes to his senses and sees Duane Dibley on the outside raising C-Dogg's arm. He slams the mat in frustration at his defeat.
Stanyer: Q-Zee wasn't too hurt from the C-Flip, but it stunned him enough to keep him down for the 3.
Dawg: C-Dogg picks up his first win here in the PWF, perhaps the first of many, who knows?
C-Dogg d. Q-Zee
6:37 Pinfall
Davey K is in his locker room with a couple of bandages on him after the event at Hardkore Hell, he has his title over his shoulder and ladies all around
Davey K: So then, I pick up the cane and I say to Matt Van Dam- Now its time to die....erm you big......freak! Yeah I said that to him, before whacking him with the cane!
Blonde: Wow! Davey thats amazing and then what?
Brunette: Yeah Davey, then what?
Davey K: Watch the footage baby! I hit him with the superstar slam to remain the champion! Oh yeah baby! European Champion! I keep going to these PPV's and walking out with the title over my shoulder! Im the man baby!
Brunette: Davey, your so brave!
Blonde: Hows your head?
Davey K: Still a little sore, maybe another full body massage may be in order!
Blonde: Your the champ Davey!
At this point Anthony Frost comes through the door
Frost: Davey!
Davey K: Frost!
Frost: Congratulations on your title defence!
Davey K: Well, I couldnt let the collective retard clan known as the GWO try and take all the titles now could I? Imagine Matt Van Dam, with the title round his sweaty waist...eeeurgh, I dont think so! Gambino looking all smug.....jeez enough to make you sick! So I beat him down like the chump I always knew he was! Anyway Frost Ive already done an interview with Ted, what do you want?
Frost: I was just wondering if you were going to give Big Poppa a title challenge?
Davey K: Why should I?
Frost: He keeps asking?
Davey K: Thats the reason....he keeps asking? So if I wandered into the white house and kept asking George Dubya if I could have a go at being president, he would say yes if I kept asking? And if I role on over to MTV, hook up with Jennifer Lopez and keep asking her for a little fun, she will say yes? Oh, oh yeah!
Davey drifts off thinking of J-Lo
Frost: Davey?
Davey K: Sorry, eh, what? Oh yeah, asking, I know that you only have to ask Jennifer Van Dam once, or just wink at her, and shes yours but Davey K, aint easy, I dont think Big Poopa has earned a title shot at all! Do you realise I have beat him three times!
Davey leans back, and to the tune of three times a lady
Once...........twice...........threeeeeeeeeee times a loooooser!
It gets better every time I say it!
Frost: So is the answer no?
Davey K: Hmm, what do you think ladies?
Blonde: Your the superstar!
Davey K: Yeah I am baby! Aaah what the hell, I suppose I'll beat Big Poppa again if I have to. Im really sick of turning on the monitor and seeing his comedy...whining voice all the time asking for a title shot, what is he anyway Austrian?
Frost: I believe Australian...
Davey K: Streuth mate, wheres my dingo?
Frost: Davey.....no, his partner Sabre is from Australia, Big Poppa is.....
Davey K: G'day, wheres my yoot? Have you seen Sheila I think she might have ran away with a didgiridoo! Shall I throw another shrimp on the baaaaaaarby?
Frost: Oh god..please stop!
Davey K: Chill out Frost! hahaha, do you get it? Chill---Frost? eh? eh?
Frost: So does he get his match?
Davey K: What are you his manager? Yeah he can have a match! In fact, lets make it tonight! Oh yeah, im on a role, the European Championship is layed on the line!!!!!
Frost: Can I go now?
Davey K: Course you can!
The ladies go back to attend to Davey's cuts and bruises
The Ultra Tron lights up and finds one half of the PWF world tag team champions, Sabre, watching the monitor… There is steam coming from the shower, so that means one thing… Poppa’s in it… Yeah, m’kay. Oh yeah, Dark Raven is filing her nails and Boris, the Russian Midget, is playing solitaire. Suddenly, Davey K and Anthony Frost appear on the monitor. Sabre turns up the volume…
Sabre: “Guess what Raven?”
Dark Raven: “What? You’re not a bumbling idiot anymore?”
Sabre: “Don’t joke about that. But seriously, guess what?”
Dark Raven: “What?”
Sabre: “Poppa’s European Title challenge just got accepted. D’oh. He’s in the shower… And you know as I know, once Poppa’s in the shower he never gets out.”
Sabre goes to the door that Poppa’s in, he goes to the side so he doesn’t have to see. As soon as he opens it, Poppa’s off-tune voice is heard singing ‘I will Survive.’
Sabre: **yelling** “POPPA!!!”
Big Poppa: “At first I was afraid, I was petrified. I kept thinking I could never live without you by my side. And so I spent so many nights, thinking about how you did me wrong and I grew strong, I gained the will to carry…”
Sabre: “POPPA!!!”
Big Poppa: “.. And now you’re back, from outer space. I walk in the door to find you here with that sad look upon your face.”
Sabre: “POPPPPAAA!!!”
The shower turns off
Big Poppa: “What?”
Sabre: “You have match against Davey K for the European title in like an hour.”
Big Poppa: “Woo hoo! Wait, let me get changed.”
Poppa, for a second, emerges from the shower with a towel on, and then closes the door. And then almost magically, emerges with his normal wrestling gear on in a few seconds.
Sabre: “Wow… That was fast.”
Big Poppa: “Huh?”
Sabre: “You got changed really fast.”
Big Poppa: “No I didn’t.”
Sabre: “Yes you did I just saw you in just a towel like three seconds ago.”
Big Poppa: “You saw no such thing.”
Sabre: “I did too!”
Big Poppa: “BOO!”
Sabre: “Ah! What was that for.”
Big Poppa: “Woof.”
Sabre: “Huh? Ok Poppa you can stop now. I’ll drop it.”
Big Poppa: “Drop what?”
Sabre: “The whole fast changing thing.”
Big Poppa: “What’s that?”
Sabre: “…”
Dark Raven: **Gives an evil look to our two heros** “Would you two just shut up. Your idiocy is making it hard to concentrate on my nails.”
Sabre and Poppa: “Sorry.”
The Ultra Tron fades to black
Stanyer: What is it with this Dark Raven woman? Where did she come from?
Dawg: And what the hell is she doing with Poppa & Sabre?
Stanyer: That's probably an even bigger mystery. But while we discuss this, we'll get some quick words from Streetlyfe & Walrus before their match.
The camera cuts to show the Methods of Mayhem locker room. Mr. Walrus is sleeping on the couch. Johnny Mayhem enters the room, looking for an interview, only to find Walrus zonked out. There is a piece of paper on Walrus' chest, which Mayhem picks up. He reads it aloud.
Mayhem: Sorry, PWF'ers and PWF'ites, no promo this week. I tired myself out learning to speak gangsta and I'm taking a well deserved nap. So, I wrote down my thoughts on the match.
1. Streetlyfe has beaten me once already, but this time he's going to feel the Wrath of the Walrus.
2. Speaking gangsta is harder than it seems.
3. I want cake. Somebody get me cake.
That is all. Signed, Mr. Walrus.
Mayhem puts the paper down and shakes his head. This has to be the saddest promo ever cut in PWF history. The guy doing it wasn't even awake! Bah. Mayhem leaves the room in search of an interview with someone who's actually awake.
Streetlyfe is sitting his locker room with a baseball bat on his shoulder thinking
Street: So talkin gangsta has knocked ya out hasn't it Walrus? Mannnnnn, when I said that you couldnt talk the gangsta talk I never thought you take it fo real. Now look at yoself. You made a fool out yoself and now you capped out. Hell I've beaten your stupid ass before, I'm not afraid to knock you out again. And don't forget this you being knocked out right now from talkin gangsta is far different from being knocked out by the Azn Thug, aka Streetlyfe.
Scene fades
Stanyer: Walrus learning Gangsta Talk, hmm....
Dawg: He struggles with English, and he has a Cake addiction.
Stanyer: Tell me about it.
Streetlyfe comes out of the entrance and spits a mouthful of Cristal, and hops around the stage
James: Introducing from New York City, weighing 230lbs, The Original Gangsta, Streetlyfe.
"CUBErt" by System of a Down hits as the lights turn a pale blue. A black and blue spiral appears on the video screen. A cartoon warlus head is at the centre of spiral. As the song gets heavier, the walrus' eyes turn into spirals like the one in the background. When the song explodes, the walrus begins laughing maniacally. Mr. Walrus walks through the curtain and onto the stage. He stops at the top of the ramp and does a little dance before proceeding down the ramp. He hops onto the apron and steps through the ropes before doing another little dance. He then goes to his corner to await the beginning of the match.
James: Introducing, from Ravencroft Mental Institution, weighing 266lbs, Mr Walrus.
Report: Morgan Black rings the bell as the two men circle. Walrus goes in for the attack, but Streetlyfe ducks his right hand and begins to hit Walrus with a few heavy right hands of his own. Streetlyfe then sends Walrus to the ropes and knocks him down with a hard clothesline. Walrus gets up holding his jaw. Streetlyfe promptly delivers an uppercut to Walrus's jaw. He then grabs him by the head and slams his head into the turnbuckle. He then begins to hit Walrus with more right hands, pummeling him into the corner, he hooks his head and then rakes the eyes across the top rope. Walrus staggers around holding his eyes. Streetlyfe kicks him in the gut and delivers a DDT and floats over into a cover. .......................1 ........................2 ................. Walrus kicks out. Streetlyfe gets back up to his feet and sends Walrus to the ropes, but he reverses, Streetlyfe comes off with a clothesline, but Walrus ducks underneath it and hooks the head of Streetlyfe and hits a Hangman's Neckbreaker. Walrus takes a moment to recover before he gets to his feet. Streetlyfe gets up with him. Walrus quickly hooks him around the head and delivers a Snap Suplex and floats over into a cover. .........................1 ............................2 ........ Streetlyfe easily kicks out. Walrus gets to his feet and he hooks up Streetlyfe and delivers a Side Suplex. Streetlyfe bounces off the mat and ends up in a sort of sitting position in the turnbuckle. Walrus holds the top rope as he delivers stomp after stomp to Streetlyfe until he is knocked out of the ring. Streetlyfe begins to stagger to his feet as Walrus comes off the ropes and flies through the ropes with a Suicide Dive, but Streetlyfe moves out of the way and Walrus hits the barricade head first, bringing a reaction of shock from the crowd.
Stanyer: Ouch, Walrus will not be the same after that one.
Dawg: Not to worry, he was already insane, perhaps that might have knocked some sense into him.
Stanyer: More likely a Concussion, or a Fractured Skull.
Streetlyfe picks up Walrus, who is out of it and rolls him into the ring. He quickly covers. ...........................1 ................................2 .............................. Walrus gets his shoulder up. Streetlyfe can't believe it, as he was expecting the win to be a formality. Streetlyfe questions the count with Morgan Black before he reluctantly pulls Walrus up to his feet. He gives him a hard knee to the gut and then gives him a bit of trash talk. He then moves over to the turnbuckle and slams his head into it. Streetlyfe then lifts Walrus onto the top turnbuckle. He then climbs up and hooks him up and delivers a High Impact Superplex. He floats over into a cover. .......................1 ........................2 ..................... Walrus again gets his shoulder up. Streetlyfe again pulls Walrus up to his feet and sends him to the ropes and then hits a hard Tilt a Whirl Sideslam. Streetlyfe makes another cover. ............................1 .............................2 ............................. Walrus kicks out again. Streetlyfe is beginning to wonder what it will take to beat Walrus. He lifts him up and kicks him hard in the gut, he then sets him up and delivers a Jumping Piledriver. He covers, certain it is over. .....................1 .........................2 .......................... Walrus gets his shoulder up again!! Streetlyfe cannot believe it. He questions the count with the referee, who makes a motion with his shoulder, and holds up his fingers signifying a 2 count. Streetlyfe now gets a serious look on his face and he pulls Walrus up and places his arm over his chest signalling for the Gangsta Drop (Rock Bottom), but out of nowhere Walrus rolls up Streetlyfe with a Small Package, Morgan Black makes the count. .......................1 ........................2 .......................3!!!!
Stanyer: Out of nowhere!!! Walrus picks up the win, unbelievable, I did not see that coming at all.
Dawg: Streetlyfe does not look too happy.
Streetlyfe gets up and begins to argue with the referee, he insists that the ref counted too fast. The ref disagrees, Streetlyfe decides against listening and decks the referee with a hard right hand. He then spits on him and storms out of the ring and heads to the back.
Stanyer: That was not an intelligent move from Streetlyfe, he will get in serious trouble for things like that. You just can't go around hitting officials.
Dawg: So what, who cares? I never liked that referee anyway.
Walrus d. Streetlyfe
4:12 Pinfall
{Commerical Break}
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{End Commerical}
Out of nowhere People=$@#* hits and the crowd is divided in it's thoughts over Jason Hunt. Half the crowd is cheering and the other half is booing. Jason walks out onto the entrance and he walks down the ramp slowly and he dives into the ring under the bottom rope and he slides in the ring and then he gets up and climbs to the top rope and raises his arms in the air.
Jason Hunt: You are all probably wondering what I am doing out here. Well I am going to tell you why. Last week I was attacked from behind by the man known as Power G. Was it because of jealousy, or my complete bashing of JVD and the gWo, who knows. We probably never will since he can't even speak English anyway and I use the term "he' loosely.
The crowd cheers mainly due to their hatred for Power G and not for the like of Jason Hunt. Jason looks around the sold out arena seeing all of them cheering for him.
Jason Hunt: Since I have made numerous comments to you and yet you still haven't responded to any of them I have decided to do something about it. No I wasn't going to sit back and let this whole thing slide, because that's not how I am. Plus I kind of need a match to start of my PWF career with a bang since my supposed match with JVD was nothing close to a match. I could have just let it slide but being the smart man that I am, I have decided to come out here and confront the situation. I am calling you out Power G. I am challenging you to a match, I don't care when it is or what type of match it is. It's all up to you, I just want to prove the point that nobody and I do mean nobody messes with Jason Hunt! So if you have the balls I want you to come out here accept my little challenge. If not i'm cool with it, I know the gWo is all full of fairies anyway. I mean they had to send JVD after me first of all and then attack me from behind.
Jason throws his mic down and for the first time since he's joined the PWF he has cut his long talks just a little bit short. He leans up against the ropes and awaits the response from Power G.
Zombie Nation hits and the Real McCoy steps out from the back. The crowd is booing but McCoy is enjoying it.
McCoy: Boo all you want, I know it's just jealousy. When I look around the only colour I see is green. It's a shame it's the green of envy and not the green of the gWo but I'm not worried. That will soon change.
McCoy paces back and forth, waiting for the crowd to quieten down.
McCoy: Now, on to more pressing matters like you for example. Mr. Hunt wants to face Power G eh? Now, I respect you for that, I really do. When most join the PWF they want to win there first match, start with a bang but you want it different. A loss on your opening match, if you don't include beating a women, seems OK by you. I'm not going to ask why, I don't even care to be honest. Just as long as you know what you're getting into. I wouldn't want you to be injured in your first real competitive match.
Hunt is about to reply but McCoy carries on.
McCoy: As you may have seen, G lost his title to DarkStorm. Not good, not good at all. But unfortunately for you Hunt, Power G has to take it out on somebody. Ne needs to give someone a beating. And you stepped right up, straight into it. I would usually hope that Power G's opponent at least gives him a workout but tonight I just don't give a damn.
McCoy lowers his mic, turns and walks back into the back.
The scene shows the usual antics within the MoM locker room. Mr. Walrus in his Spiderman costume, reading comics, Golgotha skimming through his bible, Brutal Force, over Walrus' shoulder, trying to read the comic with him, The Ultimate Warriors, at the blackboard, going over strategy, while Sandstorm is sitting on a recliner, shaking his head over and over again. One by one, the MoM members come over to him. First, Eiji and Law walk over.
Eiji: Sandstorm, why the long face friend?
Law: Yeah, what are you moping about?
Sandstorm: Well, think about this, last Havoc, I was wrestling Homicide for the United States Title, and now look at this week, I'm fighting Masta P.
Law: So?
Sandstorm: He's the biggest jobber in the PWF!
Eiji: Touche.
Law: Yeah, well, not like your gonna need it, but good luck on your match.
Sandstorm: Yeah, thanks.
Law and Eiji go back to the chalkboard and continue there planning. Golgotha looks up from his bible after overhearing Sandstorm's problem. He puts it down and walk over to Sandstorm.
Golgotha: You know buddy, I could just sit here and cheer you up with a quote from the bible, but I'm not gonna do that, instead, I'm gonna give you some of my personal advice. Just keep on going, no matter what kind of junk is put in front of you, because in the end, it will all be worthwhile.
Sandstorm: Thanks man, that's deep.
Golgotha moves over to leave and right behind him is Mr. Walrus.
Walrus: Heeeeyyyyyy buddy! What's wrong?
Sandstorm: Well, it seems as if the administrators of this establishemant are over-looking my vast repetoire of talent.
Walrus stands there with a puzzled look on his face, then starts holding his head in pain. It seems that Sandstorm has really confused Walrus.
Walrus: OWWW! MY HEAD! What did you do that for! OWWWW!
Walrus walks over to the couch, holding his head and the camera goes back to Sandstorm. Sandstorm stands up.
Sandstorm: You know what, my talent has been over-looked, so I'm gonna go out there and destroy Masta P. That 'ell show the head honchos who's got talent.
Camera fades out.
The camaras then go to Masta P's Locker room he has just finished watching sandstorms interviw and is angrily pacing around the room
Masta P: Biggest jobber in the PWF Ay ?
Davey K: Dude calm down
Masta P: Gonna kick my ass ay ?
Davey K: For jeez sake man calm down
Masta P: yeah your right im gonna grab a beer
At this point daveys face changes and he looks a little akward
Davey K: erm dude
Masta P: WHAT ?
Davey K: Maybe you shouldnt have a beer
Masta P looks at Davey in utter disbelif
Masta P: and why the hell not !
Davey K: well i recken dude its erm these distractions that are maybee the reasons that you havnt erm.....well......won yet.
Masta P just stares at Davey
Masta P: go on explain
Davey K: well let me put it this way how many ladies have you.... well how many ladies have you pleased since you started here in the PWF.
Masta P: dude im not telling you that in frount of the camaras
he leans over and whispers to davey and as he does a look of disbelif appears on daveys face
Davey K: dear god dude, i mean, its a miracle you can even walk i mean woooh dude.
Masta P: so your thinking my beer drinking and lady pleasing are the reason for my poor form.
Davey k is still in shock
Masta P: ok i,ll give it a try for this night only no beer drinking and no lady pleasing
Masta p turns to daveys ladies
Masta P: sorry girls
Ladies: owwwwwww please
Masta P: no sorry girls .... but after the match ....erm you know
Ladies: yeess
Davey is still looking in shock
Davey K: all those women, who'd thought it was possable
Masta P: dude let it go,
Masta P turns to the camara
Masta P: Sandstorm you can call my all the names you want, because tonight you are ging to experience for the first time in the PWF what its like to fight a sober Masta P. You can sit in your little dressing room with your comic book reading geeks and your Bible bashing preachers and sit there and insult Masta P all night long. You can sit there and cry about how you almost won a title and you dont want to face Masta P. Well let me tell you this, tonight im going to walk into the ring, beat up on your 60% sand 40% bullshit ass, walk out, go to my dressing room, pop open a cold one, and then continue to please every attractive lady Aged between 18 and 25 in this arena .
the crowd all scream and cheer the women excited by the propsect of been pleased by Masta P
Masta P : and you can garantee that that the OBB Masta P will come out ...on top
The camaras fade out
Stanyer: I think Sandstorm feels a little underappreciated.
Dawg: That's his problem, he should put more effort in.
Stanyer: He puts enough effort in as it is, how much more do you think he should put in?
Dawg: Lots more, like 10 times more effort. 1000 times more effort. He's an MoM jobber, what more can I say.
Stanyer: Why don't you go into the Methods of Mayhem Locker room and say that.
Dawg: I might just do that. What are they going to do after all? Is Walrus going to wrap me up in his Spidey-web.
Stanyer: You're getting silly now. Anyway, before the tag team match between Gods of War and The Ultimate Warriors, lets show you some footage shot earlier from each team.
Alexander and Kull walk in the arena through the back parking lot entrance. Both carrying gym bags and dressed in street clothes. Kull has a new eyebrow piercing and Alexander is wearing a new gold rolex watch. Mayhem approaches the Gods of War.
Mayhem: guys can I get a quick word from you?
Alexander: what?
Mayhem: Tonight you guys are facing an impressive Ultimate Warriors what do you think of them?
Kull: Impressive yes, but we will put them down.
Alexander: and then we can focus on more pressing business.
Mayhem: I'm assuming you mean Tag Team gold?
Kull: That's part of it.
Mayhem: Well if you don't mind me asking what's the other part of parts?
Alexander: The Cult of Shadows
Kull: We'll settle our differences with them with they get the balls to face us alone.
Kull shoves the mic causing Mahem to drop it abruptly ending the interview. the Camera follows the Gods of War as they walk out of sit.
The scene is Gold’s Gym where Eiji is training intensely on the bench press. He presses the bar and lets out a grunt to let the muscleheads in the gym he means business. He lowers the bar and raises it with a grunt louder than the last. He racks the weight and wipes the sweat of his head with the towels draped over his shoulder. The door of the gym opens and it’s Law. The bodybuilders give him weird looks, maybe because his hair is red. Or maybe because you don’t see any Asians in the gym let alone two of them. Law stops and looks at the people with a mug to say “Mind your business”. His look changes when he sees his friend Eiji about to squat some serious weight considering his small stature.
Law: Hey, Eiji! You better be careful! We got a match tonight.
Eiji: Against who may I ask?
Law: The Gods of War.
Eiji: Didn’t we wrestle those guys already?
Law: Nope, those guys were the Gods of Gore.
Eiji oblivious to the fact that the bar is still on his shoulders, tries to walk and notices that his legs are heavier than usual. He stumbles and almost falls over. Law lets out a laugh and Eiji racks the weight.
Eiji: That wasn’t funny! So what’s the stats for theses guys? Are the giants?
Law: You better believe it. A combined weight of like, 700 pounds. Or something like that. But remember when you Super Soldier? You remember how big he was? You weren’t scared at all, not the least bit intimidated. I admired that in you. That’s what made me want to join up with you.
Eiji: Thanks man. You always come from the heart. But I see what you’re trying to say. If we have that same mindset, we’ll be guaranteed to win the match.
Law: Exactly. We’ll I’m off to do my intense training of my own. Don’t let the weights fall on the floor like you almost did!
Eiji: Aww get out of here!
Eiji gets up under the squat rack and Law exits the gym
Credit: Goatman
Immortally Insane by Pantera hits as Law Hiyabusa & Eiji Jubei walk down to the ring, they gives no attention to the crowd and don't pose or do anything, they simply climb into the ring.
James: Introducing from Japan, at a combined weight of 371lbs, Law Hiyabusa & Eiji Jubei, the Ultimate Warriors
The arena darkens as the gong to signify the start "Wherever I may Roam" By Metallica is heard. The opening to the music plays through, then as the powerful drum beat kicks in, Fire Explodes from the stage. Through the fire walks Alexander and Kull. They look to the crowd and the crowd explodes. They March to the ring and Kull climbs the turnbuckle and raises his sword.
James: Introducing at a combined weight of 513lbs, Alexander and Kull, The Gods of War Crowd Cheers loudly
Report: Eiji and Law do their final warm up as the bell rings. Alexander runs over to Law and clotheslines him. Kull runs up to Eiji and grabs the back of his head and face slams Eiji. Alexander and Law both leave the ring. Eiji gets up and Kull lands a terra kick (Shuffle Side Kick). Kull goes for the cover. 1.... Eiji kicks out. Kull punches Eiji in the face. Kull sends a series of punches to Eiji.
Dawg: Kull punches with blinding speed and deadly accuracy.
Eijji gets knocked in the turnbuckle. Kull does a spinning wheel kick which drops Eiji to the ground. Eiji gets up and pops an uppercut to Kull. Eiji smashes Kull with a Jawbreaker. Eiji starts to get pumped up and the crowd starts to get excited. Eiji whips Kull into the ropes and sizes him up for the Iron Fist (Kung Fu 02).
Stanyer: Eiji showing his strikes can be just as deadly.
Eiji tags in Law. Law performs a jumping spinning hook kick. Law whips Kull to the turnbuckle. Law taunts to the crowd before doing a handspring to elbow smash. Kull wobbles and falls to the ground belly up. Law climbs to the top turnbuckle. Law performs a 450 splash but Kull manages to roll out of the way. Both men lie on the ground. Kull starts to crawl to his corner. Law slowly gets up. Kull tags and Alexander runs over and clotheslines Law. Eiji runs in and Alexander Spinebusters him. Alexander turns around and Law attempts a flying forearm but Alexander catches him and lifts him over his head. Alexander flips Law upside down and slams Law's shoulder into his knee. The ref forces Eiji to leave the ring. Alexander pulls up Law and drop him on his head with a devastating piledriver. Law lies motionless and Alexander goes for the cover. 1.....2.... Eiji comes in and breaks up the count. Alexander lifts up Law for a Powerbomb but Law wraps his legs around Alexanders neck and spins and takes Alexander down. Law hits a spinning crescent kick. Law musters some strength and whips Alexander into the turnbuckle and runs at him with a Somersault Kick. Alexander is stil standing and Law runs at him this time with a Jumping Yakuza Kick knocking Alexander through the ropes and onto the floor below. Law climbs the turnbuckle and does a Twisting Body Attack to the outside. After the hit, Law climbs up to the apron and does a Asai Moonsault.
Stanyer: Law giving the fans his all right now. Let's look at that in the replay. Excellent.
Law grabs Alexander and throws him back in the ring. Alexander lands a KO punch to Law knocking him on his behind.
Stanyer: Huge hit by Alexander showing this one is no where near overwith.
Alexander whips Law into his corner. Kull grabs both of arms of Law. Alexander wails on Law with fury. Alexander tags in Kull. Kull lifts up Law for a Executioner's Axe (Brainbuster). Kull covers for the pin. 1........2....... Eiji breaks the count and returns to his corner.
Dawg: Nearfall just a moment ago.
Kull locks up with Law and does a climb up wheel kick. Kull pulls Law up and nails a reverse DDT. Law is holding his head as he gets up slowly. Kull irish whips Law into the ropes and does a corkscrew attack. Kull hooks the leg and goes for the pin. 1....2.... Eiji again races in and breaks up the count. Eiji leaves the ring. Kull starts to mouth off to Eiji telling him not to interfere. As Kull turns around Law is waiting and spits a fireball in his face.
Stanyer: The Blackout!
Kull is holding his eyes blinded by the fire. Law picks up Kull for a Falcon Arrow. Law attempts a submission move.
Dawg: Law is trying for a Goku-Raku Stretch.
Alexander runs in and stomps at Law until he releases the hold. Eiji comes in and grapples with Alexander.
Stanyer: Here comes Golgotha and Walrus.
Walrus gets up on the apron and argues with the referee. Golgotha, on the otherside of the ring, pulls out a golden Bible.
Stanyer: Golgotha pulling out a 24 karat solid gold Bible
Dawg: You think? Solid gold how heavy would that be. Plus, pure gold is rather soft. Wouldn't it be wiser to have it mixed with some other elements
Stanyer: Good point. Either way he just hit Alexander in the head with the Word.
Walrus steps off the apron. The ref turns around and Law covers Alexander. 1.....2......3......
Ultimate Warriors d. Gods of War
12:03 Pinfall
Stanyer: Mark one in the win column for MOM.
Dawg: And one for dad, sis and bro too.
Stanyer: With all the various stables growing stronger day by day the gWo's power over individuals is slipping away.
Dawg: What is in your pipe? How did the gWo get brought into the match.
Dawg gets angry and rants
Dawg: Don't even try to compare bunch of youngins to the experience of the gWo. The gWo has lasted throughout time and has excellent leadership. These fools can't even decide who their leader is. They don't even have the ability to hold tag gold least yet have a contender for world champion. Half their team is in the hospital for pete's sake. Think before you speak, paleeze.
{Commerical Break}
**The scene opens to a locker room where Homicide stands wearing a new t-shirt and the PWF European Title belt over his shoulder. In the backround "Cowboys From Hell" by Prodigy plays..**
Homicide- "You love me.. You hate me.. You’ll NEVER forget me! Get ready to.. WEAR my NEW t-shirt!! No, your eyes aren‘t lying to you. It’s your European Champion here telling all of you PWF fans to show your pride in your favorite wrestler by purchasing the new "Homicide 4:32 T-shirt". All you have to do is call 1-800-PWF-SHIT, and pay the low, low price of $39.99!"
**Camera zooms out, revealing that Homicide is wearing the new t-shirt, as he continues talking.**
Homicide- "Now you could decide not to pay this small, small fee and wear something else.. But then I would have to massacre you.. So, start dialing those phones before supplies run out. The number, once again, is 1-800-PWF-SHIT. Don’t make me hurt you.."
**Camera now has the telephone number 1-800-PWF-SHIT across the bottom, and Homicide grins as the advertisement comes to an end.**
{End Commerical}
The footage from earlier in the week rolls. Heelmaster is seen walking into Mr. Pellington's office. Pellington stands up as he walks in.
Pellington: Please, have a seat.
Heelmaster: After I have a contract, I'll have a seat.
Pellington: Well, Mr. Shane, there is a problem there...
Heelmaster begins to look angry.
Heelmaster: Que?
Pellington: Well, it seems that you are still under contract with the Slaughterhouse. I called Commissioner Stipe myself and he said that he refuses to release you from the contract.
Heelmaster: ...That @#%$...
Pellington: That's not all of it... They have also suspended you without pay for appearing on PWF TV.
Heelmaster's face is positively red right now as he begins to yell and jump around.
Heelmaster: Those fuckin' assholes don't know who they've @#%$ with! I'm gonna fuckin' kill those bastards!
Pellington: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Mr. Shane. You can still appear on PWF TV. There is no law that says the Slaughterhouse can control you. The only bad thing, is we can't pay you, or we'll risk a lawsuit.
Heelmaster: GOD DAMMIT! Someone's gonna @#%$ pay for this...
Heelmaster turns and storms out of the room.
We see Brutal Force sitting in a busy waiting room of a medical centre. They are still pretty banged up from their brutal match at the PPV. Leroy has his PWF Hardcore Tag team belt around his waist, whilst Barry has his barbwire covered belt over his shoulder.
Leroy: "Wooooo! Yeaahh! We are the champions! We surived the electrafied barbwire and took out those thugs the Gods of Gore."
Barry: "..."
Leroy: "My man Barry here took out Big Lou, and a whole side of the wire, in one of the greatest moves I have ever seen. Then my mad kung fu skills took out Mad Mike!"
Barry: "..."
Leroy: "Of course, that isn't the whole story. You see, it didn't end up as a match between four men. No, The Gods got one of their crim buddys to interfere. Then it became war. A wise man once said: 'War is a two edged sword. Never declare it until the strength of the enemy is truly known.'. Well, I guess they thought they were declaring war on Brutal Force, but in actuality they were up against..."
Barry: "The Methods of Mayhem."
Leroy: "Thats right. They finally let us join. And now we watch their backs and they watch ours. So anyone who wants to mess with us can kiss my ass and call me..."
Leroy: "Bbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuccccccceee!!!!!!!!!!"
People in the waiting room turn and look at Leroy in a vaugely disgusted manner.
Leroy: "Yeah, the PWF Hardcore tag team champions, right here! In the House."
There are a few cheers amung the younger patients.
Leroy: "Now, onto the N. 1 contenders. Canadian Kaos. We saw the tapes of your comments about us. You say we cheated to win the match. Well, let me ask you, how the hell can you cheat in a match where electacuting your opponent is legal? You guys have really gone off the deep end. You even accused us of stealing your 'style'. I don't know where to begin telling you what is wrong with that."
Barry: "You know what gets me?"
Leroy: "What?"
Barry: "What gets me is these cult of Shadows guys. First off, they let a couple of &^%$ers like Kaos join, and they go around acting all 'gothy' all the time."
Leroy: "Hah, yeah. All full of angst, wearing black, long promos with lots of symbolism and no real point. Generally just being real pricks."
Barry: "The worst thing is how they expect us to be scared. Like they think we are all a bunch of *&^%ing *&^%ers who can't stand up top their mumbo jumbo. it makes me *&^%ing sick!"
Barry gets out of his chair and walks closer to the camera. leroy follows him and taps him on the shoulder. he speaks to him as he turns around.
Leroy: "Yeah, its annoying. But nothing to get yourself worked up about."
Barry turns back to the camera and talks directly into the screen.
Barry: "Shadows? What is frightening about shadows? what is frightening about the dark? They play around with the lights and expect us to cover in FEAR? THEY EXPECT US TO BE AFRAID? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU. I AIN'T AFRAID OF THE DARK!!!"
Barry is now shaking with anger. Leroy grabs him.
Leroy: "Chill dude, no one said you were."
Barry shrugs off leroy and grabs the camera, screaming directly into it.
Barry: "I AIN'T *&^%ING SCARED OF THE DARK. So, Cult of Shadows, so Canadian Kaos. You turn of the lights, you have your shadows, your darkness. It won't matter to us. Because the most dangerous thing, the only thing to fear in those shadows, in that darkness will... be... US!"
Barry shows his belt to the camera. In the light of the waiting room you can still make out small pices of Barrys skin stuck to the barbwire. Then he storms off.
Leroy: "Barry, where you going. We got to wait for the doctor. Damn! Oh well, if I were you, Grimm and Hanibal, I would watch your backs. Because as soon as we are done getting cleared for the ring here, we are coming looking for you. Next weeks Havok, you get your title shot. If you really want it."
Fade out.
Dawg: That is some bad shit the SH have done on Heelmaster.
Stanyer: Well in fairness to them, he didn't exactly treat them too nicely. He just turned up on our show, without notice to us, or them. So I guess they can do what they like.
Dawg: Come on, you know they deliberately suspended him so he couldn't be given a contract by us, and you know it.
Stanyer: Yes I do, but it's his problem now, I hear he is down at the SH HQ's right not attempting to sort it out. Or rather his lawyers are, Heelmaster's negotiation skills aren't the best.
Dawg: I wouldn't want to be his lawyers. I hear that when he went from the MOW Sa to the MOW SH, his lawyer "forgot" to get him an improved contract, so he snapped his arm. I hear he made an out of court settlement on that one.
Stanyer: Indeed, he's not the friendliest person in the world. I'm surprised he has joined forces with Showstopper.
Dawg: Not really, he is just doing the wise thing, using people to get what he wants. He may just use Showstopper, and discard him, or if he decides he is useful, he will hold onto him. It is that simple.
Stanyer: Well we can't chat about Heelmaster all day, we have a match to call, Sandstorm v Masta P.
Credit: Brendan Seeley
The lights go out and the titantron lights up with the phrase "The Rage Of The Sahara" in gold letters. Gold, black, and white lasers shoot down at the stage as smoke enclouds the entranceway. The light turn on and out of the smoke, emerges Sandstorm. He makes his way down the entrance ramp, raising his arms in the air. He steps up to the ring apron and enters the ring through the second rope. He paces around the ring for a bit while his music fades out.
James: Introducing from Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada, weighing 266lbs, The Rage of the Sahara, Sandstorm
The ultra-tron shows with the words masta p ETA and a stop watch quickley counting down ,when it stops the areana goes black and the titron slowley zooms in on a white dot which shows masta p under a spotlight. the music kicks in and masta p starts to walk on the video whilst showing clips of the various ass kickings he has given . THe lighting is dark green and then masta p emerges on the stage salutes the fans with one arm and walks confiedently to the ring.. James: Introducing from Los Angeles, California, weighing 289lbs, The Original Bad Boy, Masta P Crowd gives a decent cheer
Report: The bell rings and the 2 men walk into the middle of the ring trash talking a bit, Masta P throws a punch but Sandstorm blocks it and throws a punch f his own landing squarely in the face of Masta P. Sandstorm lifts up Masta P by the hair and kicks him in the stomach, Sandstorm sets up for the Mummification but Masta P drops to a knee and gets the low blow in. Masta P gets to his feet and stomps down on the fallen Sandstorm. Masta P lifts up Sandstorm and nails punch after punch sending Sandstorm back into the corner. Masta P sends Sandstorm into the other corner snapping him down to the mat. Sandstorm grabs his back in pain as Masta P moves over to him and raises him up.
Stanyer: Sandstorm hit those pads hard, he could have herniated a disc doing that.
Dawg: Good for Masta P, nice to see a little aggression these days.
Masta P grabs Sandstorm by the throat and attempts a choke slam but Sandstorm gets a knee in and runs off the ropes. Sandstorm bounces off the ropes and flies in the air only to be caught by Masta P and hit with a Samoan Drop. Sandstorm hits the mat hard and holds his back again as Masta P gets to his feet. Masta P lifts Sandstorm to his feet, and scoop slams him, following up with a simple elbow drop. Masta P lifts Sandstorm to his feet again, and tosses him out of the ring. Masta P follows Sandstorm out of the ring, and begins to strip everything off of the Announcer's Table, giving Sandstorm time to recover. Masta P pulls the last monitor off the table, and turns around just in time to be met in the face with a clothesline from Sandstorm. Sandstorm slides Masta P back in the ring and climbs in to. Sandstorm begins to kick Masta P in the face each kick more painful then the last. Sandstorm stops kicking Masta P and covers him…………..1…………….2……..Masta P kicks out. Sandstorm lift up Masta P before he calls to the crowd as he scoops Travis up over the shoulder and holds his arm up before running towards the turnbuckle, bouncing Travis off before delivering the snake eyes. Sandstorm hooks the leg. ................1 .....................2 ..................... Masta P kicks out. Sandstorm gets to his feet and hits a few stomps to the chest of Masta P. He then pulls him to his feet and hits a few right hands.
Stanyer: I thought someone was going through our table a few moments ago.
Dawg: Did you see me jump across to save you?
Stanyer: No.
Dawg: I know, that's because I wouldn't waste my energy on your pathetic ass. Although you might have made a good Human Shield.
Sandstorm sends Masta P to the ropes, but he reverses. Masta P goes for a clothesline, but Sandstorm ducks and carries on into the ropes and then the two collide attempting to hit a clothesline. Mark Johnson begins a ten count as the two pull themselves to their feet. Sandstorm goes for a right hand, but Masta P blocks and hits a right hand of his own. Masta P then sends Sandstorm into the ropes and hits the Kitchen Sink. Masta P picks up Sandstorm and hits The choke slam. Masta P makes the cover. ...................1 ....................2 .................... Sandstorm kicks out. Masta P pulls Sandstorm to his feet and grabs him around the waist and hits a perfect Spinning Belly to Back Suplex. Again he hooks the leg. .....................1 ...........................2 ....................... Sandstorm kicks out again. Masta P gets up and questions the count.
Stanyer: Masta P is getting frustrated now, he needs to calm himself down and not let himself get carried away, or he will cost himself the match.
Masta P pulls Sandstorm up, who is dazed from the suplex. Masta P holds the arm of Sandstorm and attempts a rock bottom of some sort but Sandstorm counts. Masta P repeats this a couple of times before turning the move into an Arm Dragon Screw sending Sandstorm flipping across the ring. Sandstorm rolls over holding his arm. Masta P lifts up Sandstorm and sends him in the corner snapping him down again. As Sandstorm gets up Masta P gets ready for the big boot. Sandstorm gets to his feet as Masta P charges with an amazing amount of speed. Sandstorm ducks his head and hits a kick to the back of Masta P’s head as he misses the boot. Sandstorm turns Masta P around and kicks him in the stomach following up with the Nirvana. Sandstorm covers Masta P…………….1…………………….2………..3!!
Sandstorm d. Masta P
8:13 Pinfall
Stanyer: Sandstorm picks up the win, as he said he would, but not as easily as he predicted.
Dawg: Masta P gave him a good run for his money, but he is still learning the ways of the PWF, he will get there in time.
Stanyer: Indeed, it's not easy for the newcomer here in the PWF. Competition is extremely stiff. You have to work hard just to survive.
{Commerical Break}
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{End Commerical}
The camera returns to see Pitbull walking along a corridor. He appears to be mumbling to himself.
Pitbull: Summoned to the commissioners office, wait, I'm the Extreme Champion, that means I get to face Gambino at the End of the World PPV, perhaps he wants to talk about that. Oh well, here it is.
Pitbull comes across a door which says "PWF Commissioner" on it, he goes through the door. When he enters a look of surprise comes across his face, as Gambino is not there, but instead his fellow gWo member, McFreeze.
McFreeze: Ah, Pitbull, we've been expecting you. Sorry the commish couldn't be here to see you in person, but he's a very busy man you know. What with being commish and World Champ and all.
Pitbull: Get to the point.
McFreeze: All business are we today? Oh well then, I've got some news for you. Firstly, Gambino wishes to congratulate you on retaining the Extreme Title at HardKore Hell, he says he enjoyed your match thoroughly.
Pitbull: So what? I won, that's all that matters, now the news.
McFreeze: Okay, Gambino says that he looks forward to facing you at A Dark Day in Hell. But he has decided to errm.... "test" you, I think is the right word.
Pitbull: What test?
McFreeze: Well, it's simple, if you want your World Title shot, all you gotta do, is defend you title every single week.
Pitbull: So I have to make two defences of my title, big deal.
McFreeze: Three, you forgot this week, you've a match in about 15 minutes. A Barbed Wire Bat match in fact, against, hmmm... Me. See you later, and close the door on your way out.
Pitbull: I get it, Gambino's running scared, but that's ok, because he should be scared. Because this Pitbull is 100% enraged, and god forbid anyone who gets in my way.
Pitbull storms out of the office, leaving the door wide open.
Stanyer: That doesn't seem fair on Pitbull at all, A title defence every week, including one in a few short minutes. That's a bit OTT.
Dawg: Life's not fair, to any of us, look at me, I've got to sit next to you.
Stanyer: Anyway, we move onto our next match, between PWF newcomer, Jason Hunt, and Power G. Jason Hunt has been making quite an impact in the PWF locker room.
Dawg: He has one big mouth on him, I'll give him that, he just happened to pick the wrong people to mess with, the gWo. They don't care much for big mouths, and Jason Hunt's is about to be shut.
Stanyer: Well we will see if the man with the big mouth, prevails against the Man who never speaks.
Credit: Matt Van Dam
The lights are turned off and red laser lights flash through out the arena and then pyro goes off on the stage and People=Shit hits and out walks Jason Hunt with a confident strut. Jason raises his hands in the air and then he walks down to the ring and when he gets in the ring he flexes his muscles then climbs up to the ropes and raises his arms and hands again.
James: Introducing from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing 220lbs, Jason Hunt.
"Zombie Nation" by Kernkraft 400 plays as a Green Light descends upon the arena. The Entrance Lights flash along with the beat as the music plays. When the synth kicks in, Power G walks out with The Real McCoy as the lights flash various shades of green, both men are holding Microphones. Power G begins to hit himself to psyche himself up, before walking to the ring with the Real McCoy.
James: Introducing, from Holguin, Cuba, weighing 230lbs, Power G. Crowd Boos, but a number of cheers are heard
Report: The two men circle each other for a few seconds, Power G moving swiftly around the ring with confidence, and they then go into an elbow tie up. Power G takes Hunt down with a lightning fast arm drag and quickly pops onto his feet. Hunt rises to his feet slightly bemused by the quickness of his opponent and again they go into a tie up. He whips Power G into the ropes and goes for a fierce clothesline which Power G gracefully ducks as he comes off the other ropes and lands a beautifully placed flying elbow.
Stanyer: A great start from Power G, I think he may have too much for the newcomer!
Hunt rolls out of the ring to take time to recover as Power G locks his eyes onto him as he walks around the ring before sliding in under the bottom rope. Power G stands off Hunt as he allows him to run at him. Hunt charges Power G and G ducks his head for a back drop but Hunt rolls over his back landing on his feet and takes G into a waistlock, G struggles to shrug off Hunt but does so with a couple of well placed elbows. Power G this time heads for the ropes and goes for the clothesline which is ducked by Hunt and he immediately locks G's head and takes him down with a powerful reverse DDT.
Stanyer: A great move from Hunt, and McCoy does not look happy on the outside.
Power G is down and dazed but begins to sturr, as Hunt singles to the crowd with a pulling motion of his hands!
Dawg: I think Hunt is signalling for a piledriver Jay!
Instead Hunt scrambles on top of G and desperately claws at the face of Power G in an attempt to remove the mask!
Stanyer: Oh my god, no one has ever tried this before, will we finally see the man behind the mask?
Power G goes crazy and kicks out at Hunt sending him crashing into the turnbuckle and he slumps into a heap. Power G runs at Hunt and goes nuts and begins continulously stomping away at the challenger. After a minute or so he picks up Hunt and sends him into the ropes and takes him down with an awesome spear and again begins stomping on the helpless Hunt. At this point Power G slides to the outside and on the opposite side of the ring, The Real McCoy distracts the referee as G returns with a steel chair. He stands over his victim with the chair now raised over his head and takes a look back to make sure the referee is still distacted by McCoy but as he turns around Hunt raises and connects with the "Equalizer" (Spin Kick into a chair) and G crashes to the mat and Hunt makes a cover with the ref now free to make the count 1........2.........................kick out! Power G gets a strong arm out and Hunt cannot believe it and he hits the mat in fustration, but he wastes no time in bringing Power G back to his feet and immediately takes him into the "Downsizer" (Mu-Ken) and bridges for the pin fall........1................2..................3! The Real McCoy scrambles through the ropes to try and break the count but its too late!
Jason Hunt d Power G
7:30 Pinfall
Stanyer: What a performance from Jason Hunt, his one man battle against the gWo continues in style, what do you think Dawg?
Dawg: Thats impossible!
Dawg is seen with his hands over his face shaking his head in disbelief as Jason Hunt exits through the crowd as he is mobbed by PWF fans and he raises his hands in the air in triumph!
The camera cuts backstage and you can see the PWF newcomer Rookie walking down the hallway. He is slowly coming up on a coke machine, and when he reaches it he turns to read the lables. Appearing content he reaches in his pant pockets and pulls out some change. He casually sorts through it for a few seconds, and then pulls out exactly one dollar and fifty cents. He puts them into the coin slot on the machine, and then presses the button for a 591 ml Coke. He waits patiently, and after a minute or so he presses the button again. Nothing happens. Rookie begins to rant and rave, and then hits the button for a 600 ml Sprite. You can hear the machine eat up his money, and then on the display screen it begins to flash, "No pop for you jackass! ... No pop for you jackass!". Rookie goes on a rampage and kicks the machine rapidly. Needless to say, after a few kicks the machine has a severe dent in it. Appearing satasfied, Rookie takes a step back from the machine, and begins to breath at a more relaxed pace.
Rookie: "Who the hell would do that to me!? I haven't done anything to anybody! Uhh! Whoever did this is going to pay!"
With that Rookie goes storm off in the direction of the camera. He walks up to the camera man with a disgruntled look on his face.
Rookie: "Is that your idea of a joke? Do you think your funny? Pulling a trick like that on me! I ought to kick your ass!"
Camera Man: "It-- I, uhh... I didn't do anything. I was just filming you... honest, I'd never do such a thing..."
Rookie: "Get a hold of yourself, man. The camera man wouldn't do anything to bother you, he's just a camera man. What you ought to do is go find the SOB who did do that. Yeah, thats a good idea!"
Rookie storms off again leaving the camera man with a dumbfounded look on his face. The camera man decides to follow Rookie to see what happens. Rookie keeps up a fast pace, grumbling and ranting to himself all the while. At last he reaches a corner, and turns it. He runs into the 6'9" monster Midnight, and his 6'8" counterpart Jimmy Liberty.
Rookie: "What are you doing around here!?"
Midnight: "Whoah, settle down betsy. I'm only going to get a coke so ju--"
Rookie cuts him off in mid-sentance.
Rookie: "Ahh so it was you.... Oh, you thought you could outsmart me did you? You thought that I'm just an inexperienced 'boy', so I'd fall for it, did you!? Well, I'll show you who's inexperienced! Me and you in the ring next, jackass! And you better be there, or else I'll come looking for you!"
Jimmy Liberty takes a step towards Rookie, but Midnight puts out a hand to stop his advance. Jimmy grumbles to himself, but when Midnight begins to speak he quiets down.
Midnight: "I don't know what the hell your talking about son, but I do know one thing. I DO KNOW that you just called me a jackass, and that you just threatened to come after me... and that son, that is just stupid. You've got it, me and you, in the ring next!"
Rookie's face gets darker as each word leaves Midnight's mouth. He looks to be building up to say something.
Rookie: "You've got it, you old fart!"
Rookie turns tale and heads towards his locker room. Midnight still has a puzzled look on his face as if he's asking himself exactly what just transpired. However the puzzled look remains only for a second, before it's replaced with pure anger.
Midnight: "Jimmy, I'm gonna teach that boy a lesson. Sure I may not have been here long, but he ought to know who his superiors are! -- And how to respect em'!"
Midnight and Jimmy Liberty head towards the ring, leaving the camera man standing by himself in awe of what just happened. He turns and then stops as Spraypainted on the wall in clear letter is "MHBM". The camera then fades out to the arena.
Stanyer: It sounds like someone is having some fun with Rookie. But I don't know what MHBM means.
Dawg: Puzzle to me as well, but hey, we get a bonus match out of it I suppose.
"All Eyes On Me" by 2Pac hits as The Rookie walks down to the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd
James: Introducing from Los Angeles, California, weighing 245lbs, The Rookie.
"Southtown" by P.O.D. erupts on the P.A system and the arena lights abruptly shut off. The sold out attendance buzzes with anticipation. As the song continues the stage lights kick in, and a cloud of smoke begins to emerge from backstage. The sturdy 6'9" monster Midnight strolls through the haze carrying a finely carved cane. He lifts it above his head, and the crowd erupts in an entricate mix of slurs and cheers. Appearing content Midnight lowers his extended arm and eagerly strolls down the ramp towards the ring. He ! mingles with a few fans before finally making his way onto the apron, and slowly lifts his leg up and over the top ropes. He strides to the middle of the ring where he repeats his earlier taunt before settling in to wrestle.
James: Introducing from Chicago, Illnois, weighing 297lbs, Midnight.
Report: Midnight charges in, but walks into a pissed off Rookie who hits a Spear takedown and begins to pound the PWF newcomer with a series of heavy right hands. Rookie then pulls Midnight up and sends him to the ropes. Rookie then takes Midnight down with a clothesline. Rookie then stomps on Midnight hard and tells him to get up. Midnight obliges. Rookie goes for a right hand, but Midnight blocks it and then punches Rookie. Midnight backs it up with another right hand and then sends Rookie to the ropes. Midnight goes for a standing clothesline, but Rookie ducks and locks in a waistlock, Midnight counters with an elbow to the back of the head. Rookie backs away into the ropes, he then tries to catch Midnight by surprise with a charge, but he is aware of it and scoops up Rookie into the Black Wind Driver (Sidewalk Slam). Midnight hooks the leg. .....................1 ........................2 ........................ Rookie kicks out. Midnight pulls him up to his feet and whips him to the turnbuckle, Midnight then follows in with a clothesline and then continues the punishment with a series of kicks to the gut of Rookie.
Stanyer: Midnight is really taking it to Rookie, he isn't letting him have a moments peace.
Dawg: He's an aggressive person, and an aggressive wrestler, we will see how he fares here in the PWF.
Midnight pulls Rookie up from the corner and then he hooks both arms and delivers the Double Arm DDT. He hooks the leg for the cover. .......................1 ..........................2 ......................... Rookie kicks out. Midnight mounts Rookie and punches him aggressively in the face. He pulls him to his feet and locks him in a headlock and then delivers an uppercut to the jaw. Rookie stands there holding his jaw. Midnight puts Rookie flat on his back with a devastating Boxer like uppercut to the jaw. He then stands over Rookie and then drives his fist into his face before he goes into a cover. ..........................1 .........................2 ............................ Rookie kicks out. Midnight pulls Rookie up to his feet and gives him a couple of right hands before he sends him to the ropes and then he grabs him as he comes off and hits the Reality (Sambo Suplex). Rookie then climbs to the 2nd turnbuckle and then jumps off with a perfect elbow drop. He hooks the leg. ...........................1 ..............................2 ........................... Rookie kicks out again. Midnight doesn't seem too flustered and pulls Rookie up, but he breaks free and kicks Midnight in the gut and hits the Number One Pick (DDT). Both men stay down as Morgan Black begins a ten count.
Stanyer: Both men down, but Rookie has taken the most punishment, he will have to find something from somewhere to dig a result out in this match.
Dawg: Midnight has been the aggressor so far in this match, but how good is he when he has to take punishment?
Both men get up slowly, Midnight a little quicker. He goes to grab Rookie, but he gets a stiff elbow to the gut. Midnight comes back and this time gets a right hand to the face. Midnight then gets a kick to the gut and Rookie comes off the ropes and hits a Swinging Neckbreaker. Rookie is quick up and waits in the corner for Midnight to get up. Midnight gets up and turns towards Rookie who knocks him down with a clothesline. Rookie waits in the opposite turnbuckle as Midnight gets up. Rookie goes for another clothesline but Midnight ducks it. He turns around, only to be Speared off his feet by Rookie, who goes straight into a cover. ........................1 ..........................2 ....................... Midnight powers out. Rookie is quick to mount Midnight and gets in a couple of right hands before he is thrown off. Both men get up. Midnight blocks a right hand from Rookie and then goes to send him to the ropes, but Rookie holds onto his hand and twists it over and hooks up Midnight for a Russian Leg Sweep. Rookie then goes and climbs to the 2nd turnbuckle as he tells Midnight to get up. He does so and Rookie jumps off looking to hooks the head of Midnight for the Free Agent Money Maker (Jump Swinging DDT), but Midnight catches him and slams him Spinebuster style into the mat. Midnight then covers. .........................1 ............................2 ....................... Rookie kicks out. Midnight then pulls Rookie up, but he gets in a Headbutt, catching Midnight off guard. Rookie then quickly hooks both arms and delivers a Double Underhook Belly to Belly Suplex. Rookie quickly covers. ..........................1 ...........................2 .............................3!!!!
Rookie d. Midnight
7:49 Pinfall
{Commerical Break}
[The scene opens in a football stadium at the home of Crusader in Palm Beach Florida. It looks as if they are going to make a commercial advertisement but they cant get the extras to co-operate. The extras are a couple dozen females sitting in the stands. The problem is their mouths are wide open and they are drooling everywhere. Thier eyes are fixed on some object in the middle of the field. They are staring as if they had just seen the man of their dreams. The camera follows their stare to The One, Crusader. The camera man walks up to Crusader]
Reporter: "This definitely is no Ice Breaker, no pun intended, but these girls literally cant take their eyes off you."
Crusader: "Yeah but this time they arent looking at me, its the shirt Jackass!"
(the reporter takes a look at the black, sleeveless shirt Crusader is wearing which has the words Crusader on the front and The Outkasts on the back.)
Crusader: (turns towards camera) "Get your new Crusader T-shirt only at PWF Shop Zone"
Reporter: "Umm, Crusader?"
Crusader: "What?!"
Reporter: "Damn you smell good!"
[the scene fades to black as the girls still sit with that fixed stare and drool falling from their mouths]
{End Commercial}
Stanyer: Welcome back folks, our next match is the bizarre, Barbed Wire Bat Match. Both wrestlers will start on the ramp, and then have to rush down to the ring to be the first to get the bat, which is waiting in the ring. Barbed Wire wrapped boards are provided just for fun. You can only win by pinfall.
Dawg: No submissions? That's a bit unfair on McFreeze.
Stanyer: Like you said, earlier, Life's not fair.
"Freeze Time" by 311 begins to play as the lights cut to a pale blue. Snow begins to fall from the ceiling as McFreeze walks out from the back accompanied by Icicle and Angel Frost. The fans cheer McFreeze as he walks down to the ring. He kisses Angel Frost and then gets in the ring.
James: Introducing from Kodiak Island, Alaska, weighing 288lbs, the Master of Submissions, McFreeze.
"Come out and Play" by The Offspring begins to play increasingly loud through the arena speakers, heralding the arrival of "Pitbull" Silas Parish. Several scenes of a pitbull on a chain, barking and straining to get loose, play on the TitanTron as the words SILAS PARISH slowly appear at the bottom of the screen and PITBULL appears at the top. Suddenly, a series of pyrotechnic explosions erupt down the right side of the ramp and back up the left side as Silas steps through the backstage curtain and into view. He pauses at the top of the ramp, his eyes locked on his opponent in the ring. He cracks his knuckles and makes sure the tape around his hands is tight, his gaze still locked on the ring. Then he begins to stalk forward. About halfway down the ramp he breaks into a run and slides into the ring under the bottom rope, quickly getting to his feet well before the bell rings.
James: Introducing from Vancouver, Canada, Silas,"The Pitbull" Parish. Crowd Boos
Report: James Smith counts down from 10 on the mic, on 0, referee Carlton Rock rings the bell and Pitbull and McFreeze charge down the ramp. Pitbull, being the smaller and lighter, has the edge on speed and gets in the ring first, he picks up the bat. McFreeze comes in and Pitbull goes low and drives the bat across the knees of McFreeze, ripping part of his pants, and flipping him over. As soon as he lands, Pitbull drills the bat into the stomach of McFreeze, leaving a number of marks, clearly visible. Pitbull raises the bat above his head again, but McFreeze is quick to move and he drop toe holds Pitbull and the bat flies out of his hands as he falls face first into the canvas. McFreeze is like lightning as he rolls onto the back of Pitbull and hooks him up in an STF. He holds the move on for about 30 seconds, as Pitbull face is contorted, as he tries to resist the pain. McFreeze rolls out of the ring and looks for the bat. He finds it, and also picks up one of the barb wire boards and slides it into the ring. Pitbull is getting to his feet. McFreeze swings at him with the bat, but he ducks and moves out of the way. Pitbull maneouvres around McFreeze and kicks him in the gut before he delivers a Double Arm DDT driving the face of McFreeze into the wired board. McFreeze rolls off holding his face, Pitbull covers. ........................1 .........................2 ............................... McFreeze kicks out.
Stanyer: It looks like McFreeze could be busted open there.
Dawg: His face must have been shredded by a part of that barb wire board.
Indeed McFreeze has been busted open, as blood pours from the wound on his forehead all over his face and even dies his white hair. The blood drips onto the canvas as he gets up. Pitbull has been setting up the barbed wire board in the turnbuckle. Pitbull whips McFreeze towards that turnbuckle, but he reverses and because of Pitbull's height, he slams chest, almost face first into the barbed wire board. He bounces off the board and staggers backwards into McFreeze who grabs him from behind and hits a German Suplex with a bridge. ...........................1 .............................2 ....................... Pitbull kicks out. McFreeze takes a moment to recover from his wounds, then he rolls over as Pitbull is trying to get up. McFreeze manages to get up quicker, and he then locks in an Octopus Stretch on Pitbull, wrenching back, arching his back as much as he can. But this match can only be won by pinfall, so he releases the hold eventually and goes looking for the Barbed Wire Bat, clearing the blood from around his eyes. McFreeze find the barbed wire bat and picks it up. He turns towards Pitbull, who is getting up. McFreeze touches the wound on his forehead and then smashes the bat across the face of Pitbull. McFreeze then stalks around the ring, calling for Pitbull to get up again. He obliges, this time you can see a small wound opening up on his forehead above his right eye. McFreeze drives the bat into his face again. McFreeze touches his wound again, and a rage comes over him. He mounts Pitbull and rakes the wire on the bat across the face of Pitbull until it is a mass of blood. McFreeze gets up and smiles.
Stanyer: That was sadistic. McFreeze was trying to do some serious hurt to Pitbull there. He could have torn his eyes out.
Dawg: What's wrong with a bit of sadism, you don't get nowhere in this business if you ain't willing to hurt someone. McFreeze has no problem with it.
McFreeze gets to his feet. He goes outside of the ring and picks up another wired board. He slides it into the ring. He picks up Pitbull and kicks him in the gut. He then sets him up over the board and delivers a viscious Piledriver on the board. He covers. .........................1 ............................2 ......................... Pitbull kicks out. McFreeze pulls him back up to his feet and hooks both arms before he delivers a Sitout Tiger Bomb driving Pitbull into the barbed wire. He covers .........................1 .......................2 ...................... Pitbull kicks out again. McFreeze then stands up and performs a throat cutting motion. Suddenly, the lights go out, and then suddenly start to flash, red, a deep orange, and then back to black all in the space of a second. As this happens, a giant of a man is clearly pacing around the ring, but in the dark lights, his face and appearance cannot be made out. When it appears the man has made one complete circle around the ring, there is an explosion of fire from the entrance way. McFreeze turns towards it, expecting someone to come out, but nobody comes out. Suddenly from above McFreeze, a mass of Blood falls from the roof of the arena onto him, as if someone tipped a giant bucket of blood all over him. The height at which it falls, and the sheer volume knocks McFreeze down as the blood continues to fall. Once the blood has stopped, and the crowd are murmuring amongst themselves, Pitbull rolls over and makes the cover. ........................1 ..............................2 ..............................3!!!!
Stanyer: It looks like someone didn't want McFreeze to be Extreme Champion.
Dawg: You mean someone in the Cult of Shadows, that was Bloodbath's trademark right there, it is clearly someone from that group.
Stanyer: But the question is, who?
Pitbull d. McFreeze
7:04 Pinfall
The camera cuts to the C.O.S. lockeroom where the whole team is in. Hanibal is punching a punching bag, King Volcano is being tied up again by his slaves, Grimm is sitting alone in the corner looking off into space as usually, while Bloodbath and Eraser are talking.Suddenly Grimm stands up and all of the C.O.S look at him
Grimm: Well tonight was the first successful we Bloodbathed Mcfreeze...and I can't speak for all of you but I enjoyed it!My earliest memories, were not of anything specific. They are more like memories of feelings, as opposed to events. Feelings of abandonment. Feelings of loneliness. Feelings of sadness. They say our destiny is formed in these earliest moments. That our fate is determined, at this critical juncture. The chosen begin their path towards greatness. The ill-fated are doomed from the beginning. The unfortunate devour themselves, searching for annihilation. You see we are all prisoners, of our own nature. Locked into certain patterns of behavior. I could no sooner change the path that was placed upon me, than I could stop a swallow from migrating, or a salmon from spawning. So it is written. So it shall come to pass. My place is here..... here with you in the Cult of Shadows....but like you said Bloodbath were not gonna sit back anylonger and wait for us to get recignition...were gonna take it! Gambino you think you can hide your fear of me and the rest of the C.O.S.....the fact is you realize that your precious gWo ins't safe to run around attacking superstars 1 on 5 your onslaught is over gWo...it is over for good...
Grimm sits back down as Bloodbath rises from his seat.
Bloodbath (*Facing the camera*): "Now, I must address an important matter. Ultimate Warriors, I have nothing personal against you. We beat the hell out of you last week simply because you were unlucky enough to be matched against us. So, unless you come and look for trouble, we are through with you. Gods of War, you were perhaps the unluckiest men at the arena that night. You were paired up against Grimm and Hanibal and we just simply had to make a statement. We demolished you and cost you the match simply to prove that we could. But, it seems that these two feats were not enough to catch the attention of the right people. We continue to be overlooked. The gWo remains the dominant force in the eyes of most here in the PWF. How can that be? Homicide clearly beat Travis Right. And, Crusader clearly had our dear commissioner, Antonio Gambino beat, until that coward Havok interfered. Even Power G and "everyone's role model" MVD lost to DarkStorm and Davey K, respectively. Not a single member of the gWo was victorious at HardKore Hell! Well, at least not deservingly. Antonio Gambino got lucky. But, if he ever has to go up against a member of the Cult, he will not be so lucky."
Bloodbath breathes deeply as if to calm down a bit.
Bloodbath: "The Cult of Shadows have not lost a match since Hardkore Hell and the gWo have barely won. Yet, they are known as the main power and we are left with no reputation here at all. Well I will no longer stand for it! The blood will begin to flow and once it does, nobody can tell when it will stop. I will no longer settle for getting our names across. I want to leave a lasting impression on the PWF and if we must injure people severely to do so, then so be it!"
Bloodbath walks across the room and pours himself a glass of something to drink, as............
King Volcano is fighting to get out of the chair but the slaves hold him down as the final ropes are tied around him. KV's face is red and he is screaming to out
King Volcano: Let me go, we taught McFreeze a lesson. He is in great pain and lost his chance of winning the Extreme belt. What's your damn problem.
Bloodbath takes a sip of his beverage
Bloodbath: Someone shut his mouth.
Eraser bitch slaps King Volcano
Grimm: Shut up
Grimm takes off his dirty sock and sticks it in KV's mouth
Bloodbath: True McFreeze got bloodbathed. True the gWo lost another match. But McFreeze will wrestle again. You claim to be the Master of Submission yet you did not cripple him. You say you know the meaning of PAIN. I think your just learning what PAIN really is.
Eraser, Bloodbath and Canadian Kaos all start to pound on King Volcano. The rage in King Volcano's eyes deepens as the camera fades
Dawg: I guess we can take that as a partial admission of guilt. Was Bloodbath saying that he did it?
Stanyer: Who knows, but it is now the time that Big Poppa has been waiting for all night.
Dawg: What's that?
Stanyer: His European Title shot of course.
Dawg: Oh, I'd hoped someone would forget about that.
The lights begin to dim and the fans quiet down in anticipation. The words "Real Show" fade in and out on the dark UltraTron, and the lights suddenly turn on and fire works blast off as a customized version of Limp Bizkit's My Way starts up
James: "Coming to the ring at this time, weighting in at 285 pounds, 'The Real Show' Big Poppa!
Before the music begins, everywhere goes dark, and then purple and blue lights flicker and then go all around, then focus on the entrance where Davey K is about to enter. The minute it focuses on the entrance, the music begins.
The Video is of Superstar Davey K, dancing with many attractive women on a beach and then in his variety of cars eg BMW etc. The camera zooms into the numberplate which reads "SUPERSTAR 1". Davey K can be seen driving the car with his customary expensive jewellery and designer silk shirts. The camera then focuses on Davey K standing next to his car as many bikini wearing women wash it, and Davey stands looking on with an American Football Shirt, with his name on the back that reads "Davey K - no.69". The Video goes on to show Davey in various expensive clubs.
Superstar Davey K walks down the aisle very confidentally with a smug look on his face. He will come down dressed and have his wrestling gear underneath. His dress is either American Football Jerseys, baggy trousers and trainers if he is to wrestle. If he is out to cut a promo then he will be dressed smartly, wearing an open slik shirt, revealing jewellery. Davey K will stop every so often to look at a member of the crowd and show them the rings on his finger. All the time he will be nodding his head to the music on the speakers. When he gets to the ring he will walk up the steps, and enter the ring by going through the middle ropes. He immediatley goes to the turnbuckle and stands with his arms stretched open, nodding to the music, pointing at his chest and mouthing "Who's the superstar Baby?", "Yeah, show me the money!".
James: And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California, weighing 266lbs, the PWF European Champion, "Superstar" Davey K
Report: Chris Regan rings the bell for this title match as Poppa and Davey K stare at each other across the ring. They tie up, Poppa uses his extra weight to push Davey into the turnbuckle. There Poppa delivers a number of stiff body punches. He then whips Davey out of the corner into the opposite corner. Poppa then follows in, but Davey explodes out with a viscious clothesline. Poppa is quick to his feet. Davey kicks him in the gut and then delivers a Vertical Suplex. Poppa is a little slower up this time. Davey gets in a couple of quick jabs with his left hand and then a big right knocks Poppa back into the turnbuckle. Davey then climbs up and holds his fist up in the air as the crowd let out a big cheer and chant along with him as he hits the right hands. ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...5 ...6 ...7 ..8 ..9 ..10!!! Davey drops down and does a little pose for his ladies as Poppa falls flat on his face. Davey then turns back to Poppa and pulls him up to his feet. He takes him back to the turnbuckle and slams his face into it. Davey then drags him over to the next turnbuckle and slams his face into that. Davey then pulls Poppa into the middle of the ring and scoops him up Sidewalk Slam style, and then slams him into the bridge of his knee for the Backbreaker. Davey covers. ....................1 .......................2 ................... Poppa kicks out. Davey pulls him up to his feet and he goes for a Double Underhook Suplex, but Poppa blocks it. Davey then delivers a knee to the face of Poppa and then he delivers the Suplex. He floats over into a cover. .......................1 ........................2 ....................... Poppa kicks out.
Stanyer: Davey taking control in the early stages of the match. This isn't his first match with Big Poppa, they have had a couple for this European Title, each time Davey K has come out the victor.
Dawg: Could this be the night where Davey K finally loses his European Title?
Poppa gets to his feet. Davey hits him with a number of right hands. He then whips Poppa to the ropes and he then delivers a Tilt a Whirl Backbreaker. Davey then comes off the ropes and hits a clean Leg drop and then goes straight into a cover. ......................1 ........................2 .................... Poppa kicks out. Davey pulls Poppa up, he suddenly starts to deliver rapid punches to the gut of Davey and then stands up and hits a big punch to the face. He whips Davey to the ropes and then delivers the Showstopping Slam (Swinging Chokeslam). Davey begins to pull himself to his feet. Poppa pulls him up and hooks him up from behind and hits a massive Tiger Suplex with a bridge. ......................1 .........................2 ........................ Davey kicks out. Poppa pulls up Davey and goes for the Paptizer, but Davey elbows him off. Davey then comes off the ropes, but walks into Poppa who grabs him around the waist and delivers an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex. Poppa quickly motions into a cover. ........................1 ...........................2 .......................... Davey kicks out. Poppa pulls Davey up to his feet. He sends him to the turnbuckle. Poppa follows in with a clothesline, but Davey moves out of the way and Poppa hits the pads chest first and then Davey school boys him from behind. ....................1 ........................2 ...................... Poppa kicks out.
Stanyer: Davey almost sneaked the win on that one. But it will take more than that to stop Big Poppa, he seems to be on a mission tonight.
Poppa and Davey get to their feet. Davey catches Poppa with a straight right, Poppa comes back with one of his own. Davey blocks a 2nd from Poppa and knees him in the gut. He then sends him to the ropes, but Poppa reverses, but Davey comes off the ropes with a spectacular flying clothesline knocking Poppa off his feet. Poppa gets up to his feet and Davey kicks him in the gut and sets him up for the Superstar Slam, but Poppa counters with a Back Body Drop. Davey gets up to his feet and goes for a clothesline, but Poppa ducks underneath and hits the Paptizer. Poppa covers. ......................1 ......................2 ......................... Davey just kicks out. Poppa pulls Davey up to his feet. He goes behind for a German Suplex, but Davey reverses into a waistlock of his own and delivers a high impact Side Suplex. Davey then turns around and seemingly out of nowhere MVD has appeared in the ring and he cracks Davey over the head with a Steel Chair. The referee immediately rings the bell. MVD delivers another shot with the chair as Poppa gets up to his feet. Poppa then gets in MVD's face and pushes MVD, he gives him a few words and then motions around his waist as if to represent the title. MVD spits in Poppa's face and then swings the chair and lays Poppa out flat in the middle of the ring. MVD then slams the chair into the mat and walks off.
Davey K d. Poppa
6:21 Pinfall
Stanyer: Now what was the point of that? MVD just attacked Davey K because he lost at the PPV, he should just let it lie.
Dawg: The gWo never lets things lie, not until they are finished. But it seems Poppa wasn't too happy about MVD's interference.
Stanyer: I'm not surprised, he cost Poppa his European Title Shot. I'm sure he will want retribution as well.
{Commerical Break}
[Scene starts with a country-guy in overalls and such in the middle of a grass field.]
Uncle Tom: “My fellow Americans… Many’a years ago, my pa took me out to get my first enema. I won’t say it was my favoritest humdinger of an experience, because it ain’t. It was terrible. I was on yonder toilet for at least 4 hours. Now, it’s my turn to take my child, well, he’s ma’boy but he’s also ma’nephew. It’s a long story, and I’m afeard I don’t have the time to tell ya’lls about my experiences as an Alabama child.”
[Theme Music Starts]
High Pitched Voice: “Uncle Tom found a horse, he named him Jerky and called it a dork. But then one day he needed an…”
Uncle Tom: “Uh Bob? I dun-not cue the music yet. I dun-not. Hot-dog it’s hard to find good people in these parts. Anywho, I’m going to getta this here point I’m a’trying to make. Enemas aren’t friendly to your caboose, and they aren’t friendly to mine. People CLAIM that our economy is down, People joke about our stockmarket… Well, it’s time we unite and show the rest of the world that we’re MERCANS, and we can do just ‘bout any-humdinger-of-a-thing we want. Let’s be proud and support good old fashion ‘Mercan products, like mine! ‘Uncle Tom’s Enema-gic’ is the soon to be pride of the Uuu-nited States of America. Even those damn yankees can use my product, cause they’re almost as ‘Mercan as me… … Sweet Mother of Ge-Joseph Saint Charlie. Bob, that’s the music cue you horsesh…”
[Theme Music] High Pitched Voice: “Uncle Tom found a horse, he named him Jerky and called it a dork. But then one day he needed a fork. So he stuck it up the head of a cow, and then he found the magic flow-er.
The Magic flower spoke to uncle Tom, told him good about this song. It said to take pride in the United States, and make a product that makes them go wa-ow.” [End of Music]
Uncle Tom: “I reckon you gets the rest. So after I talked to the Magic Flower, I came up with my product. I’m still not sure what it is, but the Magic Flower told me to make it, and for the sake of my fellow ‘Mercans, I did. Holy Frog-Jumping Ape Crackers Bob! Why, I didn’t know you know PWF Superstar… Matt Van Dam!”
[MVD comes onto the screen]
MVD- “Uncle Tom, let me take over from here. Now, at first, I saw this brand new enema product and I thought, ‘Wow, where can I buy one?’ but Uncle Tom said he needed someone to test it out…”
Uncle Tom: “And by golly, Matty loved it. He recommended it to the Current PWF Tag Team Champions, and here’s what they had to say.”
[Quick cut to Sabre and Big Poppa sitting in a room. Poppa has Enema-Gic box in his hands.]
Big Poppa- “I’m not going to lie to you guys, I’ve hand MANY enemas in my lifetime. I can only guess that I’ve gone through over 200 of them, and again… I’m not going to lie to you, Uncle Tom’s was the crap…”
Sabre- “… Best he ever used. Big Poppa has an eye disorder that causes his bowel movements to function incorrectly. As this chart shows, the Eye fluids dropped .4% and allows a monkey-like acid to excape into his lungs, and then his heart stops for a second and it starts and stops and… Yeah. So that’s why WE choose Enema-Gic for Poppa’s problems…”
[Back to Ted and MVD]
Uncle Tom: “Well, you’ve heard it from the… Person who has an eye disorder that many ‘Mercans like yourself don’t even know you have. Go on down to your local pub or pharmacy and get try out Enema-Gic. I promise that you’ll feel like brand new, it’s an Enema-Gic guarantee.”
Announcer- “Enema-Gic, the American way to be.”
[Enema-Gic is a trademark of DSM and Co. Enema-Gic is the proud sponser of PWF's Big Poppa.]
{End Commerical}
"Clubbed to Death" by Rob D plays as Havok walks in front of the UltraTron and does his taunt, he then walks through the crowd. He really loves the crowd and will never forget where he came from. His Ultra-Tron video shows him skating and then his finisher.
James: Introducing from Tucson, Arizona, weighing 267lbs. Havok. Crowd Cheers
The lights go out and a series of light blue lights flash throughout the arena. Livin It Up by Ja-Rule blares over the pa followed by an explosion of fireworks similar to Y2J’s. Crusader's Ultra-tron has images of Harley Davidsons and biker babes transcending into one another. His entrance attire consists of a leather trench coat, dark sunglasses, and a du- rag rapped around his head. When he walks out into the entrance, he pauses and raises both fists in the air, proceeding to walk to the ring. Walking with a bmf walk, he climbs into the ring, while the lights are still out, and raises the lights with a fist in the air.
James: Introducing, from Palm Beach, Florida, weighing 299lbs, "The One" Crusader Chrome. Crowd gives a monumentous Cheer
Report: Havok and Crusader stare at each other across the ring. Crusader's eyes are burning with anger, Havok has a cool confidence about himself. The two walk into the middle of the ring and Senior Referee Mark Johnson calls for the bell. Crusader then explodes and unleashes a series of right hands to Havok's face, he is sent reeling back into the corner where Crusader is relentless. Havok drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring holding his face. Crusader goes to get out of the ring, but Mark Johnson gets in his way. Crusader argues with him as Havok recovers on the outside. Crusader stands in the middle of the ring, challenging Havok to get in the ring. Havok half gets in the ring and Crusader charges at him, Havok pulls away and the referee intervenes to stop Crusader leaving. Havok has words with the referee and tells him to keep Crusader back so he can get in the ring. Mark Johnson stands in Crusader's way as Havok quickly gets back in the ring. He then goes for Crusader who pushes the referee aside and then goes for a big right hand, but Havok ducks it and then begins to hit right hands of his own to Crusader. Havok kicks him in the gut and sends him to the ropes, but Crusader reverses and pulls Havok back and then knocks him off his feet with a short arm clothesline. Crusader then mounts Havok and delivers a series of hard right and left hands to his face. Crusader is relentless and the referee has to drag him off Havok, but Crusader escapes the grasp of the referee and continues the punches on Havok. Eventually Crusader gets up himself and pulls Havok up. He sends him to the ropes and then delivers the Cruplex (Belly to Belly Suplex). He then covers. .......................1 ..........................2 ....................... Havok kicks out. Crusader gets even more angry and pulls Havok up. He grabs him around the throat for the Ice Breaker. But Havok gets in a couple of kicks to the gut to break free. He then sends Crusader to the ropes, but he bends down too early and Crusader hits the Crusade (Running DDT). Crusader covers again. ..........................1 ............................2 .............................. Havok kicks out.
Stanyer: Havok is getting exactly what he deserves tonight, a First Grade ass whooping from Crusader Chrome.
Dawg: It's just Havok letting Crusader have a false sense of security, then bang, Havok will strike, and it will be all over, just like at HardKore Hell.
Havok staggers to his feet. Crusader lifts him up for the Concussion, but Havok drops down behind him and then drops down and hits a Low Blow. Mark Johnson isn't sure what happened, so he lets it go. Havok quickly hooks up Crusader and delivers a Reverse DDT. He then mounts him and can be heard saying "Let's see how you like it". Havok then starts to deliver right and left hands of his own. He then climbs off and then he comes off the ropes and delivers an Elbow Drop. He then stands up and delivers another Elbow Drop, he gets up and does the same, he repeats this until he has deliver 8 elbow drops. He then makes a cover. ........................1 ..........................2 .......................... Crusader kicks out. Havok pulls Crusader up and sends him to the ropes, he then slams Crusader's head into the turnbuckle pad. He then delivers a number of stomps to his gut. He whips Crusader to the opposite turnbuckle, but Crusader reverses and sends Havok in. Crusader charges in with a big clothesline, but Havok moves out of the way and locks in a waistlock before delivering a Side Suplex. Havok makes the cover. ........................1 .........................2 ............................. Crusader kicks out.
Dawg: See what did I tell you, Havok was just biding his time, waiting for his oppurtunity.
Stanyer: Oh yeah, and how did he get the advantage, by cheating, where's the honour in that?
Dawg: This isn't about honour, this is about winning, by any means neccessary. Havok has finally learned that you don't have to play fair to win, you don't have to have the crowd behind you, you just have to know when to take your chances, and how to make sure your opponent doesn't take his.
Stanyer: And that means he has to break the rules?
Dawg: Damn Straight it does.
Havok pulls up Crusader and he delivers a knee to his face. He delivers a few more knees to his face. He then kicks Crusader in the gut and sets him up and delivers a Piledriver. He covers. .......................1 ...........................2 ......................... Crusader kicks out. Havok pulls Crusader up again and delivers a couple of right hands and then sends him to the ropes and lifts him onto his shoulders to deliver the Devastation Driver (DVD). Havok then waits in position for the Devastation Kick. Crusader staggers to his feet. Havok goes for the kick, but Crusader springs to life and moves out of the way, Havok spins around and gets kicked in the gut and hit with the Double Arm DDT. Both men stay down. The referee's count reaches 8 when both men are up. Crusader blocks Havok's right hand, but then he delivers a series of right hands before he sends Havok to the ropes and then knocks Havok off his feet with a high clothesline.
Stanyer: You were saying?
Dawg: Shut up, it's a matter of time, and you know it.
Havok gets up to his feet. Crusader kicks him in the gut and he sets him up for a Piledriver. But Havok counters with a Back Body Drop. Crusader tries a clothesline, but Havok ducks into a waistlock, but Crusader counters with a Mule Kick. Havok staggers around as Crusader grabs him around the throat and then he delivers the Ice Breaker Chokeslam. He covers. .........................1 ........................2 ...................... Havok kicks out. Crusader pulls Havok up to his feet, he kicks him in the gut and then delivers a Powerbomb. But Crusader isn't finished, he picks up Havok again and delivers a 2nd Powerbomb. Crusader goes for the cover. ........................1 ..........................2 ........................... Crusader pulls Havok back up. He pulls him up to his feet and kicks him in the gut, he goes for a third powerbomb, but Havok drops out, Crusader tries a clothesline, but Havok ducks it and then quickly catches Crusader with the Devastation Kick as he turns around. Havok drops on Crusader for the cover. ......................1 ...........................2 .......................3!!!!
Dawg: HAH!!! Havok wins. See, what did I tell you.
Stanyer: He got lucky, and you know it, Crusader could have finished him if he wanted to.
Crusader is quick up, holding his face, but Havok is slow up. And this doesn't bode well for Havok, as Crusader grabs him and pounds him down into the mat with right hands. He then rolls out of the ring and grabs a Steel Chair. He climbs back in the ring and is going for Havok, but the referee gets in his way. Crusader asks him to move, but he refuses, so Crusader decks him with a left hook. Crusader then unleashes a series of devastating chair shots to the body and head of Havok. Referees and security swarm down to the ring to try and stop Crusader, the first two security guards get Chair shots from Crusader, the rest get the hell out of his way.
Stanyer: This is not wise from Crusader, he may despise Havok, but he could get himself into serious trouble here.
Dawg: Good, I hope Gambino fires him.
Stanyer: Don't put it past him, he only needs an excuse.
Crusader continues to beat on a now bloodied Havok. Finally he decides to drop the chair and pulls up a groggy Havok and scoops him over his shoulder before he delivers the Concussion onto the steel chair.
Stanyer: We are out of time, Crusader may have just made a very grave mistake, we shall have to wait until next week to find out however.