Main
Latest News
Television
PPV
Roster
Forums
Latest
Havoc #61
Havoc #60
The End of the World IV
Information
History
Application
Rules
Administration
Creative Staff
Television
Staff
Contacts
News
Login
Live from the MCI Center
Washington DC
15th December 2001
Washington DC
15th December 2001
The Havoc intro plays as "Master of Puppets" by Metallica plays, then the camera cuts down to the arena where the fans cheer like madness in the MCI Center in the United States Capital, Washington DC. The camera then cuts the the announcers table
Stanyer: Hello everyone and welcome to PWF's Saturday Night Havoc, we come to you live from the MCI Center in Washington DC. The Capital of the USA.
Dawg: Chill, no need to make sure a big deal of it.
Stanyer: Anyway, we've got a good card booked so far, but we are expecting some big matches to be added, and of course, some matches for HardKore Hell.
Dawg: Indeed, we heard earlier this week that Homicide v Travis Right has been confirmed as a match for HardKore Hell, in the "Boston Massacre" match, Homicide's speciality.
Stanyer: That will be a sight to behold, but in a moment I am going to be interuptted by Gambino, so there is no point in discussing anything.
Dawg: You saying that Gambino deliberately interuppts you at the start of each show?
Stanyer: No, someone in my ear just told me he is on his way to the ring.
Dawg: Oh.
Sellout by Biohazard plays as green lights shine from underneath the stage, upon the entrance area. Gambino appears through the curtain, wearing a pair of black dress pants, a black silk shirt, unbuttoned, and opened up to show of his physique. He's also wearing a Santa hat upon his head, apparently getting into the spirit of the season, and has his World Title drapped over his shoulder. He makes his way to the ring, and grabs a microphone upon climbing through the ropes
Gambino:"Merry Christmas everyone!"
The crowd boo's Gambino
Gambino:"Right, I know it's not Christmas yet, but it's the Christmas season, and tonight..."
Gambino pauses for a moment
Gambino:"Well, tonight, I'm in a rather cheerful mood. I mean, look at the way things are going for me right now. I'm the PWF World Champion, I've got some of the greatest friends that anyone could possibly ask for, and I've won my last 3 matches. I'd say I'm on quite a streak, wouldn't you?"
The crowd once again begin to boo Gambino
Gambino:"Well, what a bunch of Scrooges we have here tonight. I wish you all Happy Holidays, and this is how you repay me? No worries, even you idiots couldn't break my spirit tonight. I'm on cloud nine, and none of you inbred morons can bring me down. Not only am I in a cheerful mood, but I'm also in a giving mood. That's why tonight, right here, I will announce the match that I'll be giving to Crusader at Hardkore Hell. That's right, I'm sure you will all remember that he did, in fact, earn a rematch when he defeated his friend, Havok last week. So that's why, at Hardkore Hell, I'm gonna give Crusader the match of his life...at Hardkore Hell, Crusader will step into the ring with me, to challenge for my World Title, in a 60 Minute Iron Man Match."
The crowd give a mixed reaction to the announcement. Some are cheering the match itself, while others are booing Gambino
Gambino:"I want a clean cut win though. So here are the rules...first off, none of this disqualification bullshit. That's right, I don't want him having one of his pals come down to the ring, and pretend to interfere against him so that he can get a DQ win. No, that's why it will be No DQ. Matter of fact, why don't we just make it Pinfalls only while we're at it. No submissions, no countouts, no DQ's, and falls will count anywhere. I'm sure most of you know how it works, but in case we've got some idiots in the crowd tonight, which is likely to be the case, I'll explain it."
The crowd boo's Gambino's insult
Gambino:"There will be a timer, set at 60 minutes, at the end of that 60 minutes, whoever has scored the most pinfalls, will be the winner of the match, and will walk out of Hardkore Hell with the PWF World Championship."
Gambino paces the ring a bit, before stopping to speak again
Gambino:"You know, all this talk about the big match, and whipping ass, it's gotten me excited. It's really gotten me in the mood for a fight. Yeah, maybe a warm-up match..."
Crusader chants break out in the arena
Gambino:"Don't get your hopes up, I'm sure he's hiding in a dark corner backstage after hearing the match he has to participate in."
Just then, Darkstorms music hits and he appears on the stage
"Click CLick Boom" by Salvia hits, and the crowd erupts in cheers, and out of the curtain walks DarkStorm. He has a mic in his hand, and he looks around at the crowd. He stops at the top of the ramp and stares at Gambino who is in the middle of the ring with the title drapped across one shoulder. Storm brings the mic to his lips and says
DarkStorm: "........Gambino, the PWF...world....c.h.a.m.p.i.o.n...., a member of the jackasses are us clan, next to billy ray dam, and opi Peewee......but Gambino, you ask for a warm up match, a warm up match before your big rematch with Crusader.......*storm looks around at the crowd cheering at the mention of Crusader's name*...........well here I am, and sooner or later, after you get through with all your little things that you and the so called gWo do.......speaking of that, I have been wondering, why do you guys all have the same locker room, do you guys take showers together and marval at each other with a inch stick......or is it the fact that you guys can't win a match on your own........well, how bout it Gambino, you wanted a match and here I am, and why don't we make it for that world title you carry with you......or don't you have the jewels??
DarkStorm looks into the ring as Gambino is staring back at him, Storm waits for the answer
Gambino looks pretty shocked, seeing who answered his invitation to a "warm-up" match. He has a bit of a grin on his face.
Gambino:"Well, Darkstorm is it?"
Darkstorm nods. Then, Gambino pulls out his pants a bit, and glances down them for a second. He then smiles.
Gambino:"Yeah, I've definately got the jewels, Darkstorm. You're not quite who I expected, but you'll do. So I'll tell you what. Being the great guy that I am, and seeing as I'm in such a cheerful, giving mood tonight, and it IS the Holiday season....I'll give you a match. Not only that, but since I'm feeling extra jolly tonight, and extra confident, I'll make it a World Title Match."
The crowd goes wild
Gambino:"So tonight, it will be me and you, right here in this ring, with the PWF World Championship Title on the line!"
Sellout by Biohazard plays again as Darkstorm leaves through the curtain, and Gambino hands the microphone to the ring announcer and leaves the ring as well
{Commerical Break}
Relive two of the greatest events the PWF has seen in the NEW Classic PWF DVD line from Paramount Pictures.
At End of the World I, see future stars such as Antonio Gambino, Diablo and The Twin Towers before they became main-eventers. Witness Thorn demolish talented opposistion in a Four-Way Last Man Standing match for the Hardcore championship. Watch Solo defend his Hell in a Cell belt once more, this time against newcomer Scarface. And stare in awe as Rumble-winner Karkass takes on The Game for the world title,a match which established The Game as the biggest name in PWF wrestling for many years to come.
End of the World II was named the show to end all shows. Ironically it quite literally did end all shows and this DVD proves why. Anthony Frost, James Stanyer and Bid Dave Lambourne brought you a splendid tag battle between Beastness and Maximum Carnage and a suprise upset when Bud Dawg demolished Diablo, hours before his title shot. Boggle your eyes at an amazing stable match between the Alliance of Darkness and the Reapers of the Night. View Stoney put up a brave fight against Solo, who announced a move to friendly federation MoW Slaughterhouse moments before. Rack your brains with a confusing Hardcore matchup with General Leo and the self-proclaimed Xtreme Master, Blackbird. In a riveting Inferno Triple-threat for the US title, share Crusader's joy at beating such hardened opponents in Leo and Antonio Gambino. See three out of four tag team competetors taken to hospital in a dangerous Tag Team Title match only to be followed by Bloodbath as Dark Warrior wins the Hell in a Cell title match. In a suprisingly brilliant Triple Threat ladder match, see The X pick up the Lightweight Championship.
And finally witness the greatest match of all time as Rumble-winner AND former champion Eraser (aKa The Game) takes on DeMoN, Diablo and current champion FireStorm in a Four-Way Ladder In a Cell match, the best to grace our screens.
DVD Special Features:
Interviews with all the big names e.g Eraser, Diablo and Lords of Ice.
*SPECIAL* limited editon interviews with Mr.Pellington, Stanyer, Big Dave, Anthony Frost, Alison, Gambino, Showstopper and Bloodbath. And the rest of the staff also!
The Making of the PPVs
Saturday Night Havoc, Doomsday and Armageddon 's of the week before each of the aforementioned shows.
Highlights of both Rumble's.
Dolby 5:1 Surround sound.
Crystal clear picture.
Bumper 6-disk set.
{End Commerical}
The camera cuts backstage, the locker room of the Methods of Mayhem, to be exact. Mr. Walrus and Sandstorm are sitting at the table playing Fire Pro Wrestling on the Game Boy Advance via the nifty game link cable. From the look on Walrus' face, he appears to be losing VERY badly. Suddenly, Walrus jumps to his feet.
Walrus: FACK!!!!!!!
Sandstorm: Haha, looks like I win again, Wally.
Walrus: Well, time to lose again.
Sandstorm: Uh oh...
Walrus starts to try and flip the table, but Sandstorm jumps on top of it, stopping Walrus from knocking it over.
Sandstorm: Stop trying to wreck the damn locker room everytime you lose a game!
Walrus stops and looks at Sandstorm blankly.
Walrus: Why? It's fun.
Sandstorm: Well it's costing us a fortune, so knock it off!
Walrus grumbles something, then sits back down sulkily.
Sandstorm: Don't you have a match to get ready for or something?
Walrus: I'm already ready. See?
Walrus whips off his track pants, revealing his wrestling attire underneath.
Sandstorm: How the hell did you do that?
Walrus: Whaddaya mean?
Sandstorm: I mean how did you do that with pants that don't have buttons on the side?
Walrus: Huh? They had buttons...
Walrus holds up the pants and inspects them, suddenly realizing that they didn't have buttons, and that he just ruined a perfectly good pair of pants.
Walrus: Damn...
Walrus grumbles something again then heads out the door for his match.
Kevin Dallas sits in his locker room, alone.
Dallas: Well, I gotta go up against this Walrus guy... psycho who talks to himself...
Dallas' head perks up.
Dallas: Hey... if he can be psycho and still get over with the fans... then I could do it too, right, me? Right, Kevin! I love you, you're my best friend! I love you too, me! I...
Dallas seems to realize what he's doing. He slaps himself in the face 3 times.
Dallas: Hell no! I can't turn into that psychotic! But... I'm just... so lonely... maybe I need a girlfriend. Yeah, that's it! Maybe I could ask that Jennifer Van Dam girl out... what the hell am I sayin, she married! ...Maybe I need a Tag Team Partner. THAT'S IT! A girlfriend and a Tag Team Partner! A perfect combination! Now, I gotta get to my match!!
Kevin leaves his locker room, a huge grin on his face.
Stanyer: Looks like Kevin Dallas is trying to find his place here in the PWF.
Dawg: If he wants JVD, then he's picked the wrong woman, because MVD will massacre him.
Stanyer: That's partially true, MVD will be pissed off, although Dallas is a big man, MVD might have some trouble with the Massacring side, and Homicide will probably complain about a gimmick infringement.
Dawg: Maybe, but Dallas doesn't have the gWo to back him up.
Stanyer: Anyway, lets move onto the opening match, Kevin Dallas makes his Havoc debut against Mr Walrus.
Kevin Dallas v Mr Walrus
Referee: Carlton Rock
Referee: Carlton Rock
“Stupify” hits and Kevin Dallas walks out with no pyro. He raises his arms to the crowd, and they cheer. He then walks down to the ring, enters through the middle rope, and climbs all 4 turnbuckles and raises his hands to the crowd before going to his corner and waiting for his opponent.
James: Introducing from Dallas, Texas, weighing 298lbs, Kevin Dallas
"CUBErt" by System of a Down hits as the lights turn a pale blue. A black and blue spiral appears on the video screen. A cartoon warlus head is at the centre of spiral. As the song gets heavier, the walrus' eyes turn into spirals like the one in the background. When the song explodes, the walrus begins laughing maniacally. Mr. Walrus walks through the curtain and onto the stage. He stops at the top of the ramp and does a little dance before proceeding down the ramp. He hops onto the apron and steps through the ropes before doing another little dance. He then goes to his corner to await the beginning of the match.
James: Introducing, from Ravencroft Mental Institution, weighing 266lbs, Mr Walrus.
Report: Dallas and Walrus tie up, Dallas is by far the stronger and gets a knee to Walrus's stomach. He then hits a hard right hand before he sends Walrus to the ropes and hits a Back Body Drop. Walrus gets up holding his back, Walrus fires in a right hand, but Dallas ducks it and kicks him in the gut. Dallas hits a Gordbuster. He then drops the elbow deep into the heart of Walrus before making a cover. ......................1 ........................2 ....................... Walrus kicks out. Dallas pulls him back to his feet and sends him to the turnbuckle, but as he follows in, Walrus slingshots over him and then he slaps Dallas in the face. He is stunned for a second which gives Walrus a moment to kick him in the gut and hit a DDT. Walrus quickly climbs to the 2nd turnbuckle and signals for Dallas to get back up. Walrus then hits a Missile Dropkick and then follows it up with a cover. .........................1 ...........................2 ........................ Dallas kicks out. Walrus him back up to his feet. Walrus then slams his head into the turnbuckle, Walrus repeats the move twice, the crowd start to chant along with him and Walrus continues to slam his head into the turnbuckle. But on the 10th blow, Dallas breaks free with an elbow to the face. Walrus turns around and Dallas quickly sends him sprawling across the ring with a clothesline to the back of the head.
Stanyer: Dallas has a clear height and weight advantage over Walrus, which means he must use the extra speed that he has to get the edge on him.
Dawg: If Dallas hits the Dallas Driver, then it is all over, Walrus must be careful.
Walrus pulls himself to his feet, Dallas hits him with a kick to the gut and then he delivers a Gutwrench Powerbomb, he pushes the legs forward for a cover. ......................1 ........................2 ..................... Walrus kicks out. Dallas smiles as he pulls up Walrus, he lifts him up onto his shoulders, and then Snake Eyes him on the turnbuckle. Dallas then unleashes a volley of stiff right hands to put Walrus down in the turnbuckle, he then follows it up with kicks to the gut as well. He pulls up Walrus out of the turnbuckle and then delivers a Vertical Suplex. He comes off the ropes and hits a Guillotine Leg Drop, he then makes the cover. .......................1 ..........................2 ............................ Walrus kicks out again. Dallas stomps on Walrus while he is down, he locks on a Camel Clutch and wrenches back, but only for about 10 seconds before he releases the hold and stomps on the back of Walrus's head. He then pulls him up to his feet and lifts him high above his shoulders in a Military Press, then drops him to his shoulder and delivers a hard slam. He covers. ..........................1 ...........................2 ........................... Walrus just gets his shoulder up.
Stanyer: Walrus is one tough SOB, and he needs to be to survive this onslaught.
Dawg: But nobody is invincible, how many more pinfalls can Walrus kick out of?
Dallas pulls Walrus up to his feet. He lifts him up and dumps him on the top turnbuckle. He climbs up with him and looks to hit a Super German Suplex, but Walrus manages to elbow him off, Walrus then dives off backwards with a Moonsault Press catching Dallas as he was just getting back up from the fall. Both men stay down. Carlton Rock begins the 10 count. Walrus is up on 7, and Dallas makes up a moment later. Dallas makes the first move and goes for a big right hand, but Walrus ducks underneath and then fires off a series of right hands and then sends Dallas to the ropes before snapping him over with a Hurricanranna. Walrus then hits a Standing Moonsault into a cover. ....................1 ....................2 ..................... Dallas kicks out. Walrus pulls up Dallas and hits the High Angle Slam (Belly to Belly Suplex). Walrus hooks the leg this time. ........................1 .........................2 ........................... Dallas kicks out. Walrus pulls up Dallas, but he breaks free and hits a series of right hands and then a knee to the gut. He sends Walrus to the ropes, but he reverses, Dallas comes off with a clothesline, but Walrus ducks under and scoops him up for the Tilt a Whirl Driver. Walrus hooks the leg. ........................1 .........................2 ........................ Dallas kicks out. Walrus slams the mat in frustration. He pulls up Dallas and goes for the Tusk Drop (Full Nelson Face Drop), but Dallas blocks it, and goes behind for a German Suplex, but Walrus manages to escape the German Suplex in mid-air and lands on his feet. Walrus goes back for the Tusk Drop, but Dallas goes behind and pushes Walrus into the ropes and then scoops him up onto his shoulders and then brings him down and hits the Dallas Driver (Tombstone). He hooks the leg. .....................1 ........................2 .........................3!!!
Kevin Dallas d. Mr Walrus
9:34 Pinfall
Stanyer: Kevin Dallas picks up the win thanks to the Dallas Driver. Impressive stuff from the PWF Newcomer.
Dawg: He's got a long road to the top ahead of him though.
The camera quickly shifts backstage to KV's locker room. The lights are off and only a few candles illuminate the room. KV is leading his slaves in a chant
King Volcano: King Volcano is King. I will like to introduce are newest member. I have just recruited another faithful slave. My kingdom is increasing. Tonight I have a special presentation to the rest of the world- The Darkside Dozen. But first I have to finish my preparation for the match. The twelve of you had better not go anywhere. I will return shortly.
KV leaves the room and the dozen slaves have there backs to the door continuing to do the chant. Silently and slowly the door opens and Inmate peeks his head in. There is one slave that is closest to the door. Inmate opens the door all the way and puts his hand over the slaves mouth and quickly drags him away. Inmate kicks the door shut and when it slams the slaves look around but do not notice that one of their own is missing, and go back to their chant. A few seconds later KV returns.
King Volcano: Ahhhhhhh The KING feels better. Wait a second. something is different.
KV points his finger at each slave and counts to to himself
King Volcano: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 ........ 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 .... 1 2 3 4 5 5 6 7 8 9 10 11. Someones missing!?!?
The slaves look around and quitely converse amongst themselves trying to come with an answer to please their king.
Slave: It was that orange guy. He kidnapped the new guy. He came in with The Gods of Gore and Streetlyfe and many more thugs. They all had weapons. We tried to fight them off but there was just to many of them.
King Volcano: There's no way he did. Absolutely, No Way. Inmate you've gone over the line on this one.
the camera fades
The camera cuts to The Death Row locker room where The Gods of Gore Streetlyfe and Inmate with the abducted slave. tied up with a ball gag in his mouth.
Big Lou: Inmate why did you swipe this lowly freak.
Inmate: I've already explained this to you.
Mad Mike: Then do it again because none of us understand this.
Inmate: Fine. But this is the last time. Every well known, successfull gang, stable, what ever always has some kind of a hit list. Places where they've taken over. people that they've taken out, and people that need to taken out. So this is our custom hitist.
Streetlyfe: A slave is a hitlist?
Inmate: A representaion of it. the slave representes king volcano. After I beat the tar outta Volcano, we return his slave........ Battered, Beaten, Hanging on to life by a icicle in the middle of Death Valley. Just like his master.
Death Row: hahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahaha
{Commerical Break}
**Down with the Sickness by Disturbed plays as clips of various matches featuring Gambino are shown.**
VOICE"From growing up on the mean streets of Brooklyn, New York, to his rise to super star status in the PWF....follow Gambino throughout his career. Follow him on his journey through the ranks of the PWF, up until he captured his first world championship. See the historic rise and fall of the Ruff Ryders and the Empire regime. See his historic matches with Diablo, and follow the fued from day one, up until the retirement match in which Gambino sent Diablo packing. Get the new video, Gambino-No Mercy now! Only $19.99, and available wherever videos are sold, and also on PWF Shopzone. Ask yourself, are you down with the sickness?"
**A clip of Gambino standing over a fallen Diablo holding the PWF World Title above his head is shown as the commercial fades out**
{End Commerical}
Backstage, Silas "The Pitbull" Parish has summoned a camera crew and interviewer Ted Tedison to discuss the terms of tonights #1 contender match for the Extreme title.
Tedison: "Okay, Mr. Parish, you have asked for this time, so what is it you would like to say."
Pitbull: "You're right, I did. I asked for this time so that I could inform the two wannabe Extreme contenders of the stipulations of tonights match. Heh. Tonight, King Volcano and Inmate will not have any ordinary match... no, tonights match will be... a GLASS match!!!"
Tedison: "Wow! That brutal. I can't wait to see what's gonna happen! Well, this is Ted Tedison..."
Pitbull: "I'm not finished yet."
Tedison: "Sorry. Continue."
Pitbull: "Gee thanks. Anyways, I've also decided that to keep things on the level and make sure nothing funny goes down, to assign myself as special guest referee. Oh, and in case either of you two monkey's, or any of your useless followers or buddies, lays one hand on me, be assured that you will NEVER get a shot at the Extreme title for as long as I own it. You got me? May the best man win."
Tedison: "This outta be one for the history books. Well, this is Ted Tedison signing off. Goodbye."
The scene fades out.
The camera fades to the Death Row locker room where Big Lou and Streetlyfe have already started taking KV slave apart and Inmate walks into the locker room and is carrying a tinted glass pane.
Big Lou: What the hell are you doing with the car window??
Inmate: This ain't our car window. It's one of Volcanoes. hhaha. You guys hear what the dog smell kid said about my match with King V?
Streetlyfe slugs the slave in the face
Streetlyfe: nah. been having way too much fun tearing the hell outta this guy.
Big Lou let loose a swift kick to the nuts
Inmate: Well first he's made himself the Special guest ref.
Big Lou: So we gonna kick his ass and manually control his count??
Inmate: Can't, he's being a scared little bitch and declared taht if anyone of you guys touch him i'm DQ'd adn i never get a title shot while he's the champ. But if he pulls some weird @#%$ and attacks me, Make sure that KV wins.
Steetlyfe punches the slave in the gut
Streetlyfe: Why? That doesn't make any sense.
Inmate: If KV wins then I can beat the @#%$ outta him at Armageddon and still be the champ by time the PPV rolls 'round.
Big Lou: So there is a brain in your head. never woulda' thunk it.
BL, MM, and SL laugh
Inmate: ha ha ha ha, shutup.
Streetlyfe: Yeah whatever, you got any special plans to cause extra damage.
Inmate: How long you been around me boy, that's a given. That's what this is for.
Holds up the window pane
Mad Mike: I don't get it.
Big Lou get's a sadistic looking smile on his face and runs into the bathroom and comes back with the mirror
Streetlyfe: Lou. What are you doing with that?
Big Lou: Deja vu from House of Pain.
Big Lou then slams the glass pane over the head of the slave and it comepletly shatters
Inmate: heheh, a Glass match. I give him credit, he must know how I enjoy inflicting cruel and ununsual punishment.
Inmate the swings the glass pane at the slaves head and as soon as it shatters over the slave's head the picture shatters and falls leaving the PWF logo
KV is pacing back and forth
King Volcano: SO you want to mess with my plans. You want to mess with my FUTURE. INMATE, tonight you are going to PAY THE PRICE. You will meet the ERUPTION OF DESTRUCTION. This is going to be a fast match match my son. You will see my FURY. Fool, I am EXTREME. You have no clue what your getting into. I am the NUMBER ONE contender to the EXTREME BELT as I should have it around my waist. Pitbull, you better not try any funny business. Or I might just beat the @#%$ out of you too. Everyone knows that belt belongs around MY waist. You trying to delay inevitable.
Slaves: King Volcano is king.
Stanyer: Well it looks like we have a Glass match for later tonight, with Pitbull as the Guest Referee.
Dawg: Should be brutal, and interesting, we all remember the last Glass match, at House of Pain.
Stanyer: Of course, Bloodbath v Theros, the infamous "Best of 13 Glass Match", which has cult status as one of the greatest matches in PWF History.
Dawg: I've seen that match loads of time on video, and it still looks insane to me. God only knows what we will get tonight.
Stanyer: Well next we have an interesting match up between two of the more recent PWF signees, in The Rookie, who signed from the MOW Slaughterhouse, and of course Rex Chapman, who has found some fame, thanks to MVD labelling him as a porn star, which we must stress, he is not.
Dawg: Liar, if MVD says it is the truth, then it is the truth dammit, the gWo does not lie.
The Rookie v Rex Chapman
Referee: Duane Dibley
Credit: Goatman
Referee: Duane Dibley
Credit: Goatman
Nickleback hits as Rex Chapman walks out slow with a mic in hand and sunglasses. He makes his way to the ramp where he stands briefly and awaits two medium sized pyro bursts on each side of him to go off. He lifts the mic up and says, “This is what I am!” as the Titantron shows his submission hold on a random opponent. He makes a side step lunge and waves his hands up in the air as the crowd bursts into cheers. He then makes his way down to the ring.
James: Introducing from Durston, Ohio, weighing 228lbs, Rex Chapman
"All Eyes On Me" by 2Pac hits as The Rookie walks down to the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd
James: Introducing from Los Angeles, California, weighing 245lbs, The Rookie.
Stanyer: We got an excellent match up here. Two men are trying to prove that he is the better man.
Dawg: In this business, there is only one winner. These guys want to get as many wins as possible to make a name for himself. They want to be ranked to become a top contender for a belt and the only way to do that is to have an impressive record. Neither man can afford a lost here. No one wants to be known as the Loser.
Stanyer: Well, the Rookie has a 2 -2 record winning the last two bouts. He has beaten Rex before and claims he will do it again. His motivation is to be named the newbie of the year.
Dawg: Actually, his claim to fame is to be the rookie of the year.
Report: Both men tie up. The Rookie pops Rex in the mouth with an European uppercut. Rex wipes at his mouth and ties up. Both men struggle a bit and the Rookie headbutts Rex in the nose. Rex holds his nose for a sec and shakes it off. The Rookie offers Rex a handshake. Rex obliges and sticks out his hand. The Rookie kicks at Rex but Rex catches his foot. The Rookie shakes his head back and forth and pleads with Rex not to do anything. Rex gives the Rookie a dragon screw. Rookie falls to the ground and quickly crawls under the ropes and outside. The Rookie slams his hands on the apron upset that got reversed. The ref starts the count out and the Rookie asks Rex to give room so he can get back in. Rex steps back allowing plenty of room. The Rookie slaps his elbows and locks up with Rex. The Rookie suplexes Rex to the ground and goes for the cover. 1.... Rex kicks out. The Rookie grabs Rex and gives him a quick neckbreaker. Rex sits up holding the back of his neck. The Rookie drop kicks the back of Rex. The Rookie covers- 1....2.... Rex kicks out. Rex gets up and kicks at the Rookie. The Rookie this time catches the kick and does a dragon screw. The Rookie shouts, "I am the Rookie of the year."
Dawg: A little pay back.
Both men get to their feet and lock up. Rex is able to grab and an arm and twist it.
Stanyer: Rex is buying some time to catch his breath.
Rex elbow smashes the arm. Rex grabs the arm of Rookie and gives it an arm screw. The Rookie gets up and is holding his shoulder. Rex clubs Rookie in the neck as grabs the Rookie in a tight hold. Rex does a rolling leg lock. The rookie waves his arms in desperation. Rex holds the move.
Dawg: Rex got him. It might be all over.
Close ups of Rex ripping the move is shown. The ref asks the Rookie if he wants to quit. He says, "No." The crowd has wakened and some cheering is heard.
Stanyer: I am not sure if the crowd is cheering for Rex to submit Rookie or if they are trying to help Rookie out of the submission.
Rex is shown again ripping away. Rookie lays down on the mat feeling the pain. The ref quickly drops down for a count 1....2..... Rookie gets his shoulder up.
Stanyer: Rookie has to be careful. He cannot afford to make these kinds of mistakes.
The Rookie tries to lean forward and use his hands to get his foot loose. Rex has a tight grip and won't let go. The Rookie grabs his lace and pulls. The Rookie kicks then pulls his foot and his foot slides out of the boot. The Rookie gets on feet but falls to the ground.
Dawg: The Rookie is wrestling with only one boot!
The Rookie rolls out of the ring and tries to stand up but falls to the ground. Rex in the ring grabs the boot and waves it around in a lasso motion. The crowd laughs at Rex's entertainment. Rookie takes of his other boot and throws it under the ring. He takes off his socks and throws them under the ring too. Rex chucks the boot at the Rookies head.
Dawg: Boot to the head.
Rookie climbs in ring barefoot.
Dawg: This is gross. He wants everyone over here to smell those funky feet.
The Rookie comes in slightly hobbling on his one leg. Rex comes over and does a single leg shot and holds up his leg. Rex does a viscous dragon screw which sends the Rookie crashing to the floor.
Stanyer: If Rex takes away the Rookies leg, it will be hard for the Rookie to have any offense.
The Rookie is on all fours. Rex walks over to him and the Rookie attempts and amateur double leg takedown but Rex sprawls and pancakes the Rookie. Rex covers for a pin. 1...2... Rookie kicks out. Rex pulls up Rookie by the hair. The Rookie is favoring his damaged leg. Rex throws him hard toward the turnbuckle but the Rookie falls to the ground. Sweat is pouring down the face of the Rookie. Rex does a Hyper drop (Pimp leg drop). Rex picks up the Rookie and places him on the top turnbuckle. The Rookie sits on the turnbuckle while Rex taunts to the crowd.
Stanyer: The Rookie is just a little too content sitting up there.
Rex comes in and grabs Rookies bad leg and does a Joint reaction (Super dragon screw)
Dawg: Rookie is flopping around on the mat like a like a fish.
Stanyer: This young athlete has had enough. The ref should call the match before permanent damage occurs.
Rex singles for the finisher. He lifts up the Rookie. Rex performs a dragon screw and he shouts ONE. Rex holds the foot and does another dragon screw and shouts TWO. Rex holds the foot and does another and shouts THREE.
Dawg: Three. He did three in a row.
The Rookie is on the ground holding his leg.
Dawg: I hope he doesn't have athletes foot. I know for a fact his face is directly where he was standing a few seconds ago.
Rex grabs the foot of Rookie applies a figure four leg lock and goes into a pin. The ref counts 1...........2........... Rookie breaks out.
Stanyer: What determination. What courage.
Dawg: What stupidity. If he was -SMART- he would have let it end right there.
Rex is arguing with the ref for a faster count.
The Rookie uses the ropes to help himself up. He waits for Rex to turn around and does a Free Agent money maker (Jumping Swinging DDT). The Rookie covers and puts both legs on the seconds rope. The ref counts ....................1 .........................2 .........................3!!!!
Dawg: He got hope yet.
Stanyer: He cheated.
Dawg: He didn't cheat. There is nothing in the rule book saying a wrestler cannot use the ropes for leverage. Anyways, what the ref doesn't see is perfectly legal.
Stanyer: What are you talking about? *Counts to 10 to himself* I am not going to get worked up tonight. Rex was robbed.
The Rookie d. Rex
7:22 Pinfall
Golgotha is appoached by Johnny Mayhem in one of the hallways in the back. Not really wanting to talk to the reporter, Golgotha walks on by.
Mayhem: "Golgotha, Golgotha! May I have a word with you about your match with Loki tonite?"
Realizing that Mayhem isn't going to stop till he gets the interview, Golgotha answers the question
Golgotha: "I am confident that I am going to win tonite."
Mayhem: "But your record is less than perfect against Loki, what makes you so confident that you will win tonite?"
Golgotha: "Have you accually reviewed the tapes of the little fued between Loki and myself?"
Mayhem: "Uh...no. Not really. I just know that you are 1-2 against the so called God of Mischeif."
Golgotha: "Let me show you the truth about those matches. The first match, Loki had to use a low blow to beat me. If he was any kind of dignity, he would never hit me below the belt. Second one, He had his goons run down and cause a DQ. I got a victory, but not the way I would have liked it. The Strap match at End of The World, Loki barley was able to get to the last turnbuckle."
Golgotha gets a very scary, very serious look in his eyes
Golgotha: "Truth is, Loki knows he can't beat me fairly in a normal match. Hell, he's barley been able to scrape by against me in the past. Truth is, I'm a much better wrestler than Loki could ever be. I know it, the Methods of Mayhem knows it, and after tonite, Loki will know it as well."
Golgotha storms off and heads down the hall and out of sight. Mayhem has enough sense not to follow.
A pair of closed eyes come into view and the sound of light snoring is heard. The camera pulls back to reveal the owner of the eyes is none other than Loki, apparently taking a little snooze. Though he's asleep, he still holds a bottle of SoBe Dragon in one hand. The door opens and Hambone McEntyre steps into the room. Not seeing the snoozing God of Mischief, Hambone lets the door bang shut behind him. Loki awakes with a start and brandishes the SoBe bottle as if to throw it at the door. Hambone shrieks and cowers by the door. Loki, suddenly realizing that he almost threw his SoBe across the room, gives a shriek of his own and clutches the bottle tightly.
Loki: Look what'cha almost made me do, ya big jerk!
Loki takes the cap off the bottle and downs what remains of it's contents.
Hambone: S-s-sorry. I was j-j-just making sure of p-plans for the night.
Loki goes over to the fridge and pulls out a can of SoBe Adrenaline. He cracks it open, takes a sip and sits back down on the couch.
Loki: So, what's on the agenda for this fine evening?
Hambone: Y-you're f-f-facing Golgotha.
Loki: Ah yes. I've seen this one before. Who knew the PWF was already doing reruns?
Hambone: W-what?
Loki: (sip) Reruns. You know, when a long running series runs out of new shows so they air old episodes until new shows are done. I've seen this one before. Remember? I win.
Hambone: Th-this isn't a rerun.
Loki: (sip) Oh really now. Then pray tell, my profusely perspiring pal, why, oh why, am I facing this Cantankerous Christian yet again? Our feud is over, so this must be a rerun.
Hambone: He ch-ch-challenged you for A-armageddon and y-you d-d-didn't accept.
Loki: (incredulously) He challenged me? Why was I not informed of this matter of such importance? That's your job Hammy. You gotta stay on the ball!
Hambone: I d-d-did t-tell you!
Loki: (sip) Oh, I think I would remember if you told me such a thing, you fibbing liar liar liar!
Hambone: I'm n-n-not l-lying!
Loki: Then when, oh when, Hammy Mac, didja tell me about the match in question?
Hambone: The d-d-day b-before Armageddon.
Loki: (sips thoughtfully) Hmmm.... Yes, I remember this day. You were on pizza detail. Gremmy was scarin' the bajeezus outta people with his Witch Docotor on a scooter routine. I was rigging traps around here. I got three doorways with water buckets, two desks by flipping over the drawers and the janitor's closet. He didn't much appreciate what I did to his mop bucket. Then we rendezvoused and played some Tony Hawk. I don't seem to recall you telling me of a match.
Hambone: B-b-but I did! You were p-p-playing Tony Hawk.
Loki: (takes another sip and has a look of recognition) Oh yeah! I remember you sayin' something. I musta been in the zone.
Hambone: The z-zone?
Loki: Yeah! When I'm playin' my THPS I kinda shut everything else out. I remember you said somethin' that's about it. You distracted me just enough to make me biff that grind and screw up that combo! (sip) Lucky for you, I got it on the next try. Otherwise you'd be my personal vicitim for the week.
Hambone: Oh. G-g-good.
Loki polishes off what remains in the can and tosses it into the bin which is near full.
Loki: Well, better get ready. Watch me win, just like I said I would.
Loki strides confidently out the door. Hambone sticks his head into the hallway to call after him.
Hambone: It's n-n-not a rerun!
Hambone shakes his head and returns to the locker room.
{Commerical Break}
**The scene opens to a locker room where Homicide stands wearing a new t-shirt and the PWF European Title belt over his shoulder. In the backround "Cowboys From Hell" by Prodigy plays..**
Homicide- "You love me.. You hate me.. You’ll NEVER forget me! Get ready to.. WEAR my NEW t-shirt!! No, your eyes aren‘t lying to you. It’s your European Champion here telling all of you PWF fans to show your pride in your favorite wrestler by purchasing the new "Homicide 4:32 T-shirt". All you have to do is call 1-800-PWF-SHIT, and pay the low, low price of $39.99!"
**Camera zooms out, revealing that Homicide is wearing the new t-shirt, as he continues talking.**
Homicide- "Now you could decide not to pay this small, small fee and wear something else.. But then I would have to massacre you.. So, start dialing those phones before supplies run out. The number, once again, is 1-800-PWF-SHIT. Don’t make me hurt you.."
**Camera now has the telephone number 1-800-PWF-SHIT across the bottom, and Homicide grins as the advertisement comes to an end.**
{End Commerical}
The UltraTron lights up and finds the PWF Tag Team Champions, Sabre and Big Poppa, to the fans delight. Massive cheers come on, and Sabre and Poppa wait for them to die down before they start their promo
Sabre: “Hey Poppa, I was thinking…”
Big Poppa: “Wait, lemme guess what. You were thinking about Paptizing Davey K for the European championship.”
Sabre: “Not quite, but something to that measure.”
Big Poppa: “Well that’s what I’m thinking about. Did you know he’s beaten me three times? Three times!”
Sabre: “Yes I know all about him beating you three times. You’ve been talking about that a lot lately.”
Big Poppa: “Well I’d talk about Tag competition, but there really isn’t any…”
Sabre: “Yeah we’re pretty much top of the league. We’ve beaten them all. Twice.”
Big Poppa: “I don’t want to be cocky, but it’s hard. We’re that damn good. I mean, I’m the Real Show and you’re ‘The Sabre.’ It’s hard to beat our mad combination power and speed.”
Sabre: “Well I say we let out another open challenge. But who’s going to answer it? Gods of War?”
Big Poppa: “Nope, they have singles matches.”
Sabre: “Those bastards that stole our dumpster full of candy?”
Big Poppa: “Nope, that damn Walrus has a singles match as well.”
Sabre: “Then who? Who’s here to challenge us?”
Big Poppa: “Well there’s always the Russians… No, wait. They’re gone. We paptized them out of the PWF.”
Sabre: “What about the Gods of Gore?”
Big Poppa: “What about them?”
Sabre: “Well they may answer our challenge…”
Big Poppa: “Naw, they’re in jail or something.”
Sabre: “Well that leaves…”
Poppa and Sabre: “Brutal Force.”
Big Poppa: “They wrestled a damn good match last Wednesday.”
Sabre: “Yeah. That was pretty intense. They gave it their all.”
Big Poppa: “Well I say we let them know we’re challenging them for our titles.”
Sabre: “Hmm… I think it’ll be better if we let them know that we’re letting them challenge us for our titles.”
Big Poppa: “But if they challenge us for our titles, that will stop us from challenging them for our titles. Wait, why would we challenge them for our titles? By god Sabre, you’re right. We’ll let them challenge us for our titles.”
Sabre: “Maybe we should clear this up with them. We’ll find them.”
Big Poppa nods and gets up. Sabre gets up and exits with Poppa in search of Team Brutal Force.
We see Leroy and Barry in their locker room. They are surrounded by cardboard boxes.
Leroy: "So, is that the last of our stuff?"
Barry: "I think so, but don't you think this is a bit premature? I mean, the MoMs haven't actually said we can join."
Leroy: "A mere technicality, my pugilistic friend. For did a wise man not once say - 'It is harder to stop a running muskrat than to juggle a horse.'?"
Barry: "Uh... What?"
Leroy: "It's simple. Once we have moved our stuff into their locker room, it will be that much harder for them to turn us down. Now we have all the boxes ready, so after tonight we can do the move quickly and with as little fuss as possible."
Barry: "I guess..."
Suddenly Poppa & Sabre burst into the room.
Sabre & Poppa: "Hey!"
Brutal Force: "Hey!"
Sabre & Poppa: "We're the Monkees..."
Brutal Force: "and people say we monkey around!
They all stand around until the moment of madness (temporarily) passes.
Barry: "What are you guys doing here?"
Leroy: "If you are looking for your stupid Russian midget, how many times do we have to tell you?"
Barry: "Yeah, we don't know where he is. Seriously, it is getting beyond a joke."
Leroy: "Every time he is out of your sight for 5 seconds, you are like - 'Hey! Who moved my midget? Who moved my midget?' It's not healthy."
Barry: "It's insulting. Acting like you are the only guy who can get midgets."
Leroy: "Don't you think we could get midgets if we wanted? And not just your everyday, run-of-the-mill Russian midgets. We could get those kick ass Easter Island midgets, just like that!"
Leroy snaps his fingers.
Big Poppa: "It's not about Boris, this time! But I have seen you guys looking at him. Thou shalt not covet Poppas damn midget!"
Sabre: "Yeah, we are here to challenge you to challenge us for our titles."
Barry: "Woah! Deja Vu! I thought we already had this match?"
Big Poppa: "Yeah, we did. But now we going to have it again."
Leroy: "Hang on, you challenged the last one. It is our turn to challenge you. So we challenge you to challenge us for your titles."
Sabre: "No way, we aren't challenging you for our titles. That's lunacy. You should challenge us for your titles."
Big Poppa: "They don't have titles! That's why they want this match!"
Barry: "Huh? I thought it was a rematch? And if we want it, why are you asking for it?"
Leroy: "Ah, a trick eh? I know the sort of mind games you guys play. 'Oh, Brutal Force want a match, so let's undermine them by asking for it first!'. Well, it won't work because we are onto you. I demand that you challenge us to challenge you to challenge us to a match for your belts."
Barry: "I still think it would be a rematch. Unless the one at Armageddon was a prematch."
Sabre: "Ah, whatever! But you guys have to challenge us for the match."
Barry: "Rematch!"
Big Poppa: "Match!"
Leroy: "You challenge us!"
Sabre: "You challenge us!"
Barry: "Rematch!"
Big Poppa: "Match!"
Leroy: "You challenge us!"
Sabre: "You challenge us!"
Barry: "Rematch!"
Big Poppa: "Match!"
Leroy: "You challenge us!"
Sabre: "You challenge us!"
Barry: "Rematch!"
Big Poppa: "Match!"
Leroy: "You challenge us!"
Sabre: "You challenge us!"
Barry: "Match!"
Big Poppa: "Rematch!"
Leroy: "You challenge us!"
Sabre: "You challenge us!"
Leroy: "Keaton!"
Sabre: "Kilmer!"
Barry: "Clooney!"
Big Poppa: "West!"
Barry: "Rematch!"
Big Poppa: "Match!"
Leroy: "You challenge us!"
Sabre: "You challenge us!"
Barry: "Match!"
Big Poppa: "Rematch!"
Leroy: "You challenge us!"
Sabre: "You challenge us!"
Barry: "Rematch!"
Big Poppa: "Match!"
Leroy: "You challenge us!"
Sabre: "You challenge us!"
Barry: "Match!"
Big Poppa: "Rematch!"
Leroy: "You challenge us!"
Sabre: "You challenge us!"
Barry: "Rematch!"
Big Poppa: "Match!"
Leroy: "Duck season!"
Sabre: "Rabbit season!"
All four idiots stop shouting and clutch their heads.
Leroy: "Ow, my head hurts."
Sabre: "I think I am getting a nose bleed."
Barry: "What were we arguing about?"
Big Poppa: "Umm... I can't remember! But let's settle it like real men."
Leroy: "What, go into the woods, get drunk and p*ss on trees?"
Sabre: "Or we could have a match?"
Barry: "Sounds good. Your titles on the line?"
Big Poppa: "Don't see why not.
Leroy: "You know, this is what makes working in the PWF so great. The meeting of the minds, the ability to discuss problems with like minded colleagues and reach an amicable solution."
Big Poppa: "Yeah, that and it being legal to Paptize the frogs out of anyone you like."
Barry: "Amen, to that Poppa. Amen to that."
fade out.
Stanyer: HAHAHAHA
Dawg: That wasn't funny
Stanyer: HAHAHAHA
Dawg: That's just childish, they aren't funny at all, they just do childish stuff.
Stanyer: HAHA... Stop being so miserable, and look on the bright side of life for once.
Dawg: I don't get paid enough to be happy.
Stanyer: Not my problem.
Dawg: Well, I would be happy if I was on your wages.
Stanyer: Exactly, anyway, we've not got ourselves not only a Tag Title match for later, but we've got that match between Golgotha and Loki, right now.
Loki vs. Golgotha
Referee: Duane Dibley
Credit: Brendan Seeley(Bman)
Referee: Duane Dibley
Credit: Brendan Seeley(Bman)
“Personal Jesus” by Rackets and Drapes blasts across the arena. After they say the line “Reach out and touch faith” pyros go off and Golgotha comes out with his Bible in his right hand. He makes his way to the ring, taking the time to shake the fans hands. Right before he enters the ring, he drops to his left knee and whispers a prayer. Then he climbs up the stairs and the turnbuckle and raises his arms to the heavens.
James: Introducing, from St. Louis Missouri, weighing 224lbs, "The Gothic Christian" Golgotha.
"Mope" by The Bloodhound Gang thumps over the speakers as the fans begin cheering. Loki rolls out from the backstage area on a custom made Big-Wheel wearing an oversized pair of blue goggles. He removes the goggles and dismounts from the Big-Wheel. He dances about the stage in a bizarre fashion as he entices the crowd to cheer louder. Satisfied with his efforts, Loki gets back on the Big-Wheel and rolls all the way to the ring.
James: Introducing from Asbury Park, New Jersey, weighing 225lbs, "The God of Mischief". Loki
Report: The 2 men lock up pushing back and forth,finally Golgotha gets a headlock on Loki.Loki punches Golgotha in the stomach a couple of times and sends him off the ropes,as Golgotha comes bakc Loki leap frogs over him,Loki spins around and catches Golgotha on the second rebound with a monkey flip,Golgotha hits the mat but gets back up quickly almost like the move didn't even faise him
Stanyer: That move didn't even seem to hurt Golgotha!
Dawg: Good observartion idiot!
Golgotha runs at Loki and spears him into the corner post.Loki holds his back and head in pain as Golgotha lifts him up by the hair,Golgotha grabs Loki by the throat and raises him above his head and brings him down suddenly with a hard chokeslam.Loki lies flat on his back motionless in the middle of the ring,Golgotha speeds of the ropes and comes back with a hard elbow drop finding it's mark right in the stomach of Loki.Golgotha brings Loki up and attempts antoher chokeslam but Loki kicks him in the stomach and hits a nothern lights suplex sending Golgotha back first to the mat,Loki holds the postion and gets the ref to start to count......1........2......Golgotha kicks out Loki flips up to his feet and waits for Golgotha to get up,Golgotha raises to his feet in a doubled over postion.Loki runs up and attempts the Last Laugh but Golgotha stands up straight sending Loki in a backflip right out of the ring
Dawg: haha! that was a great move by Golgotha! teach that little freak to finish off the match so early!
Stanyer: I hope Loki's ok! he really hit the floor hard!
Loki crawls back into the ring and gets to his feet before he recieves a one handed scoop slam hard to the mat,Golgotha places Loki carfully to face the turnbuckle and then climbs up to the top.Golgotha attempts the Fall From Grace (Moonsault) but Loki rolls out of the way just in time.Golgotha grabs his stomach in pain as Loki gets up with the help of the turnbuckle.Golgotha gets up as Loki runs at him with a flying body attack,Golgotha grabs one of Loki's arms and legs and throws him across the ring with a catpure suplex.Loki lies on the mat agin holding his back in pain as Golgotha waits for him to get back up.Loki gets up in the corner ass Golgotha runs at him,Golgotha trys a spear in the corner but only finds the turnbcukle. Loki rolls up Golgotha....1......2....Golgotha kicks out Loki looks like he's got his wind back as he lifts Golgotha up.Loki grabs Golgotha's waist and sets him up for a Tilt a Whirl Piledriver,Golgotha counters into a Piledriver of his own only to be countered agin by the god of mischief and driven striaght down to the mat.
Stanyer: Golgotha looks to be out cold!
Loki gets up again and pats his lg to signal the Last Laugh,Golgotha moves to his feet as Loki runs up to hit the Last Laugh,Golgotha moves out of the way and Loki lands right on his back.Golgotha gets the cobwebs out and grabs Loki in the powerbomb postion,Golgotha hits the Crucifixion and with a hard thug Loki hits the mat.Golgotha covers Loki........1.........2......3!
Golgotha d. Loki
8:11 Pinfall
Stanyer: Good effort by both men unfourtunatly for Loki Golgotha got the upperhand
Dawg: Haha i love to see that freak feel pain!
{Commerical Break}
** A old black and white tape of wrestling starts to play as two old men wrestle in the ring. Then a huge cuts starts from teh top and goes all the way to the bottom as Eraser steps through the backdrop which the match was playing on. Eraser is wearing a white t-shirt that has his name stamped on it in the fron./ He walks up to the camera as the film still goes on. **
Eraser- You think you guys got what it takes to be one of use. You think you can do what we do.
** The screen switches to some of the most hardcore and dangerous matches that has ever happen in the PWF. The cut back to Eraser who is now backwards on a chair at a table **
Eraser- So you think you want to be a wrestler. Well......
** A huge PWF logo slams into the screen. **
Eraser- You think you are hard enough come try us.
** Eraser stands up from the table as Thorn, Kidd, Power-G, MVD, Crusader, Blackbird, Bloodbath, and Gambino all walk into the screen and all have a white t-shirt on with their names on it. Then the screen cuts off as the PWF logo flashes and then cuts off **
{End Commercial}
Bman walks down the hall and Johnny Mayhem walks up to him.with terror in his eyes Johnny Mayhem asks
Mayhem: C...Can I have an interview Bman?
Bman looks disgusted at Mayhem but then smiles evilly at him
Bman: Sure Johnny what do you want?
Mayhem: Well...firstly I want to know about tonights match up..what is your stategy?
Bman: That's easy I'm gonna wear Kull down and go in for the Plunge!
Mayhem: Don'n you mean kill?
Bman: No...I don't mean kill I mean Plunge when I say Plunge..I mean punch when I say punch I mean you better ask your next question before I kick your ass when I say it!
Mayhem: Wwwhat are you going to do since The G.O.W has accepted your challenge at HArdcore Hell?
Bman: Well I want to make a little change in the match..instead of a Fall of Rome match me and Hanibal...
Mayhem: That's Hanibal and I...
Bman: Shut up freak..anyways me and Hanibal think it's better to have a Canadian Death Match!what this is is a stacked table match..but not only a stacked table match the way to win is you gotta put your opponent through a stack of at least 2 tables and then cover both your opponents with your Country Flag! haaha I would love to drape the Red and White on those to Americanos..but anywayz what's your next question?
Mayhem: What are you going to do if Alexander gets in your match tonight?
Bman: Well I have it covered but Hanibal will be watching my back so if the gods of war want to team up of The Main Event..the Canadian Distrubance will help me whoop them back to Rome!Also the Plunge will do a number on Alexander if he comes close to the ring!
Mayhem: You talk alot about the Plunge..what exactly is this?
Bman: It's my move Johnny! my trademark you know! I can't explain it since it's such an amazing move you'll just have to wait and see when I put Kull out with it!
Mayhem: One more question why don't you like any other countries other then Canada?
Bman: I don't not like any other countries I just don't like the G.O.W. who happen to be from coutries that suck! if that's all I gonna go prepare for my match!
Bman looks at J M and smirks.Mayhem gulps loudly and then steps back a bit.Bman steps forward and pushes Mayhem into a bunch of boxes
Bman: Stupid reporters
Bman walks off to his lockerroom as some people help JM up.Cameras cut
{Commerical Break}
No, that was not an error you read right. Four dollars and ninety-nine cents for 5 star stationary. And not only that, its PWF stationary. That's right, you can take the fulfilment of the PWF to school with you! And those pesky teachers can't take them away! I hear you saying "What's the Catch?". Well let me give you an answer. There is no catch. Can you believe it? Look at the beautiful Jennifer Van Dam on your ruler, see the Gambino Facebuster on a rubber and watch Eraser on your pen! The question is not "Whats the Catch?" anymore. I can now here you saying "Can I afford to get it?". Well at $4.99 I sure hope you can! It's more like "Can you afford not to get it?" Get this set at Shopzone NOW!
{End Commerical}
Bman walks to his locker room and opens the door.the cameras follow him in.Bman sits down in a chair and opens a can of diet pepsi,he chugs it down quickly and throws the can in the garbage.He looks over to see the camera man
Bman: Oh you're here still...so I guess you want some more words from me..The Main..E...Vent? ok that's fine with me more T.V. time....Kull you talk about Conquering people with your move the conquer..well I got something to tell you...this isn't gonna happen to BMan no way in hell! and before you try and think your cool by saying "What does the B in Bman stand for..Bitchman?..Batman?Boogerman?" B in Bman is just the symbol of who I am and where I cam from so that will clear that up!
Bman gets out of his chair and walks to the punching bag.he puches it 2 times spins and kicks the bag.as it riccochets back he kicks it again
Bman: The Bmanator a move that you'll meet Kull tonight when I beat you 1....2....3 right in the rin..And there's nothing you and your stupid partner can do about it! like I said 1....2....3! and then at Hardcore Hell Canadian Kaos will kick the living crap out of you 2! and hopping by that time the God's Of Gore will realize that onyl Canadian Kaos is good enough to face..they will accept the next challenge for the Havok of HH for the Hardcore Tag Titles...you should since your hardgore boys....so Kull I'll see you in the ring tonight...Alexander you and Kull better get ready for HH and God's of Gore I will see you down the road!
Bman sits back in the chair and tapes his hands up and gets his boots on.Bman smiles as he looks in the mirror.Bman turns to still see the camera man there,with an evil look on his face the picks up the chair he was sitting in
Bman: You better leave or you'll get this chair indented in your faces!
The Camera runs outta the room and cuts
A camera is showing Johnny Mayhem standing outside the Gods of War locker room. Mayhem appears just about ready to knock on the door when it burst open and out walks Kull half dressed for his match with everything but his fishnet shirt on and his hair still pulled back. Mayhem who was knocked back by the surprise begins chase after Kull.
Mayhem: Kull, Wait I wanted to ask you a question about your match tonight?
Kull stops and turns aroundas Mayhem nearly comes crashing into him.
Kull: Talk is cheap, hurry up.
Mayhem begins to speak even though he is still trying to catch his breath.
Mayhem: What comments do you have about Bman's confidence in the Plunge and in his opinion a certain victory over you.
Kull: Like I said before Talk is Cheap...
Kull turns to leave.
Mayhem: One last thing.
Kull stops but doesn't turn around.
Kull: what?!
Mayhem: What about this new Canadian Death Match that they have challenged you and Alexander to?
Kull: Sounds like their being typical they've chickened out of their own match and brought up a new one that isn't vile and disgusting, but we'll still be more than happy to put an end to the constant babbling.
Kull walks off with out giving Mayhem a chance to thank him or anything leaving poor Johnny wiht a dumb-found look on his face as the screen cuts back to the ring.
Dawg: Well I am confused now, what type of match is it next??
Stanyer: I'm not sure myself? I'll see what I can find out.
Dawg: How you going to do that?
Stanyer: Through my earpiece, duh.
Dawg: Oh yeah, I got one of them as well, forgot about that.
Stanyer: Idiot.
The lights of the arena dim as a black mans voice booms throughout. "Here the fucker is; yo man it's The Show". Then 'Greed' by Godsmack blares around the arena. As the music slightly changes (chorus) around forty seconds in multi-coloured strobe lighting shines upon the stage. The Showstopper walks out slowly, head down and carrying a steel chair. As he reachers the top of the ramp, he raises his head, in unison with the chair, and roars, though he can't be heard. At the bottom of the screen, in the name box it says: ---- 'The Show' ---- "The Showstopper" --- He then carries on down to the ring, at normal pace. He enters the ring normally and goes to the top rope, with the chair, and raises it again, roaring. He steps down, ready.
Showstopper struts around the ring, with a slight grin on his face, as his music dies down. He get's a mic of a ring hand, and begins to speak.
Showstopper: Some of you may noticed, that i'm losing quite a few matches. Some of you will say, that I lose because I suck. Some of you will say, that I lose because, quite frankly, I can't cut in the 'new era' of the PWF. But let me tell you something. This 'new era' is nothing. I've seen them come and go you know, The Giants, The Empire, The Destruction Crew and of course, the Ruff Ryders. They all clamboured to be the start of a 'new era', and all stables these days still do. OutKasts, the Empire, whatever. But this new era, what is it? Is it younger wrestlers? Is it better talent? Or is it the gWo? So, some of you are saying, I can't cut it because of wrestlers like the gWo? Well if the gWo is the new era, then I stand by what I said earlier. This new era is nothing. So, my losing streak is not because I can't cut this 'new era'. It's becasue of a certain individual, a certain individual who is relatively a veteran to this new era. And so I ask a question, is Theros Macalvia really insane? Is this not some elaborate scheme to get the better of a seasoned veteran? To prove the 'new eras' worth? There is no doubt in my mind. I mean is it not everyone's dream to try to defeat a former World Champion? To climb up the ladder, is to climb the road to success. No matter how far down that ladder may have gotten. And for one who has a history of pretending to be insane, it should be a walk in the park. So what I say to Theros Macalvia is this. At the upcoming pay-per-view, Hardkore Hell, why don't we face off? The old era versus the new era, see who will prevail? You understand of course, I want to fight for those who have been thrown away, those from the old era. I will destroy you Theros, so General Leo, Eraser, Blackbird, Bloodbath and all the others, can witness the first step to the re-awakening of the old era. I'm tired of this new era, this new generation. I want the glory back. The titles, the beat-downs, the turns at every corner. You all will see a different Showstopper after Hardkore Hell. A Showstopper with an aim. A Showstopper with a duty to all those veterans who want it back. And I want a little payback too, so Theros, how about a scaffold match. A great way to give out some pain, and a great way, to earn some payback. And of course, I have a master plan. A plan to reign destruction and terror onto this new era of a PWF. Theros, its time for you to think straight, no?
Suddenly wild laughter echoes through the arena, the lights flashing purple and red., but no Theros, then the Ultra-Tron flickers into life, it shows Theros in a dark room.
Theros: "Hehehehehe.... show.... Showshowshow. How does the time sink. Like a cloud! Like a puffy little could. Straight man? What to you is straight it to others crooked. Define straight. No no more talk. Theros is ready, ready to stop, ready to start. Phee phi pho phum.... Theros goes BAM-BAM-BAM!"
The camera pans back alittle and shows Theros standing in a dark room. His features only made out by the minimal light in the room. Theros lifts a sledgehammer and smiles, his insane laughter starting to echo. Theros turns and puts the sledgehammer through something, then turns and inbeds it in the wall. Theros turns and grabs a chair, hurling it into the wall, breaking glass can be heard. The maelstrom of damage continues as Theros laughs and keeps smashing anything around him. Finally he stops and smooths his hat back into place. Theros smiles to the camera.
Theros: "Lights on kiddies, time to say hello! Hehehehe, bye bye....."
Theros flicks the lights on and walks out
Stanyer: Where the hell was Theros??
Dawg: I don't know, but Showstopper looks in shock.
Showstopper has a scared look on his face, he immediately storms out of the ring and is almost running up the ramp
Stanyer: I don't know what has gotten into Showstopper, but obviously Theros must have hit a nerve somewhere.
Dawg: Most definitely.
Stanyer: Well we must move on, and I know have the information on the upcoming match, it IS still a Street Fight between Kull & Bman, but the Canadian Death Match is not dead, not at all, at HardKore Hell it will be the God of War taking on Canadian Kaos in the aforementioned Canadian Death Match.
Dawg: Should be interesting, very interesting.
Street Fight
Kull v Bman
Referee: Morgan Black
Kull v Bman
Referee: Morgan Black
The lights go out, and then eerie lights flash as a gong hits and "Wherever I may Roam" by Metallica begins to play, then as the music kicks in Kull emerges from the entrance and heads to the ring.
James: Introducing from parts unknown, weighing 230lbs, the Conqueror, Kull
"Scum of the Earth" hits as an arrogant and cocky looking Bman walks out onto the ramp, the Canadian Flag flies on the Ultra-Tron as he walks to the ring. James: Introducing from Pickering, Onatario, weighing 240lbs, Bman.
Report: The two men immediately attack each other and exchange right hands. Kull hammers Bman back into the turnbuckle. But Bman reverses and begins to stomp down Kull. He then pulls him up and delivers a knee to the gut, he sends Kull to the ropes and then knocks him off his feet with a Spinning Wheel Kick. Kull gets up a little stunned. Bman kicks him in the gut and goes for a Sitout Powerbomb, but Kull counters with a Hurricanranna. Bman rolls through to his feet shaking his head, he turns around and walks into the Terra Kick (Shuffle Side Kick). Kull pulls Bman up and twists his arm over before hitting the Back Heel Kick. He then makes the cover. .......................1 ....................2 ..................... Bman kicks out. Kull pulls him up and throws him over the top rope. Kull then backs into the ropes and then runs at Bman as he gets up and flies over the top rope taking Bman down with a Corkscrew Attack. Kull then takes a moment to recover before looking underneath the ring, he finds a trashcan lid, a big stop sign, and a steel chair, he slides all three into the ring, he then slides Bman into the ring as well. He slingshots over the top rope into a Body Splash before he makes a cover on Bman. ......................1 ........................2 .................... Bman kicks out. Kull picks up the Trashcan lid as Bman gets to his feet. Kull goes to hit Bman, but he ducks and then hits a Roundhouse Kick knocking the Lid back into the face of Kull. Bman pulls Kull up to his feet and then delivers a Snap Suplex.
Dawg: Bman is going to fix a hurt on Kull now, it looks like Kull's losing streak will continue.
Stanyer: Don't get too confident, Kull may struggle in Singles match, but he is still dangerous, and should not be underestimated.
Bman picks up the Stop Sign and places it on the mat. He pulls Kull to his feet and gives him a bit of trash talk, he then sends Kull to the ropes and lifts him up and drops him face first on the sign with a Flapjack, surprisingly Kull bounces up to his feet. Bman picks up the Stop Sign as he gets up. Kull turns towards Bman and he simply throws the sign at him, catching him in the face and putting him down on his back. Bman makes the cover. ........................1 ...........................2 ....................... Kull kicks out. Bman picks up Kull and places his head over the Steel Chair. He then comes off the ropes and hits a Leg Drop, sandwiching Kull's head between leg and steel. Kulls rolls around clutching his head, which is now bleeding. Kull pulls himself to his feet and Bman smashes the chair into his skull. He then climbs up to the top rope. He goes for the Shooting Star Press, but Kull rolls out of the way and Bman finds nothing but Canvas. Hanibal then comes running down the aisle armed with the Canadian Flag.
Stanyer: Before Kull can make any sort of comeback in this match, here comes Hanibal, Bman's tag team partner to lend him a helping hand.
Dawg: It's all within the rules of this street fight.
Hanibal charges in the ring and knocks Kull down with the butt of the Flagstick, before he can make a move. Hanibal then continues to beat Kull with the Flag and his foot before the arena lights go out, then the gong sounds before "Wherever I may Roam" hits and Alexander appears in the ring as the lights come back on, Alexander then hammers away at Hanibal with a heavy series of right hands. Alexander then throws Hanibal to the outside. Meanwhile Bman pulls up Kull and delivers a DDT. He waits for Kull to get up and then throws a chair at him, Kull catches and Bman goes for the Bmanator, but Kull ducks it and then throws the chair at Bman, who ducks the chair and then sweeps the legs from underneath Kull. Bman then pulls up Kull and lifts him up for what looks like a Brainbuster, but somehow Kull overbalances Bman and then falls down back to his feet while holding onto Bman and rolling him up into a Small Package. Morgan Black counts. ...............................1 ..........................2 ...........................3!!! As Alexander holds Hanibal's foot to stop him from getting back into the ring.
Kull d. Bman
7:13 Pinfall
Stanyer: Kull picks up his first Singles win here in the PWF.
Dawg: The Gods of War have now defeated both of Canadian Kaos in Singles competition, but likewise, Kaos have beaten the Gods of War twice in tag team competition.
Stanyer: That's 2 for 2, I suspect a deciding match might appear at HardKore Hell, we will have to wait and see.
{Commercial Break}
**Three kids are playing ‘dice’ on a street corner**
Billy- “Where’s the cream filling?”
Tom- “That’s a stupid commercial.”
Jack- “Is not!”
Billy- “Yeah! Hostess RULES!”
Tom- “No!”
Jack- “Yeah!” **Begins to cry**
**Suddenly, Sabre and Big Poppa come out of no where.**
Big Poppa- “What seems to be the problem, boys?”
Jack- “Ta-tom said Hostess is stupid.”
Tom- “No I didn…”
Sabre- “I think I heard enough. Poppa, you know what to do.”
**Big Poppa and Sabre whip out rings put them on their fingers, and yell out**
Sabre and Poppa- “PAP-IZE!”
**There’s a big poof of smoke, and when it clears, corny music plays and Big Poppa and Sabre are dressed up in ‘superhero’ costumes.**
All Three Kids: “Whoa! It’s Moonsault Man and his partner Purple Paptizer!”
Purple Paptizer: “That’s right kids! It’s time to stop your silly fighting over those fatty hostess treats!”
Moonsault Man: “Yeah! It’s time to have a new hip after-school snack that everyone will agree on.”
**Enter superhero music.**
Voice- “That’s right, prepare to eat Sab-Pops! The next generation of treats! Moms and kids alike approve of these natural flavored suckers. With two ‘Super’ flavors, Moonsault Maroon and Paptize Purple, you are sure to enjoy.”
**Big Poppa and Sabre hand Sab-Pops to the kids**
(all kids)- “Thanks Moonsault Man and Purple Paptizer.”
Big Poppa- “No problem citizens. Just don’t trip over your shoelaces.”
(everyone)- “Bahahahahahaha.”
Voice- “Sab-Pops are brought to you by the makers of Moose-flakes. Sab-Pops is a trademark of DSM and Co.”
{End Commerical}
The MCI Center in Washington, DC goes dim, and the crowd silences. Tension builds, and a collective focus is on the Ultratron, which flashes an entrance video alternating match clips with red, white, and blue text: THE.. REAL.. AMERICAN.. MASSACRE!! The pyrotechnics begin with a white streak from the rafters, which is answered by a row of red and blue explosions across the stage and the flicker of lights. "Cowboys From Hell" by Pantera is now at full intensity, and through the mist of the explosion aftermath, the curtain moves aside and Homicide steps out to the arena with his PWF United States Championship belt draped over his shoulder and receives a huge ovation, then he swaggers down to the ring, where he walks up the steps, and poses on the turnbuckle with his belt. The camera zooms out a bit, and pans over the crowd in the foreground of Homicide, revealing signs like "Homicide rules!", "Travis Right will be MASSACRED!", and "Homicide=REAL US Champ." He then steps down and into the center of the ring, where he motions for a microphone, and is handed one. Homicide waits for the cheers to die down, then begins talking..
Dawg: “Not this babbling no talent, again..”
Stanyer: “No talent? You’re not saying much about your country, now, are you?”
Dawg: “He is not a country representative.. If he was the President, he would be a representative.. If he were a Mayor, he would be a representative.. If he were Travis Right and also the United States Champion, he would be a representative.. But NOT Homicide..”
Stanyer: “Talk about biased..”
Homicide: “What better place to be when you are the PWF United States Champion, then in Washington, DC, the home of our nation’s big-wigs of authority, and tonight’s showcase of the Pelican Wrestling Federation..”
The crowd gives a warm ovation to Homicide for his kind words, and he gets more cheers as he adjusts the US Title belt on his shoulder..
Dawg: “This arrogance of posing and bragging is annoying..”
Stanyer: “Your picking at Homicide for petty things like adjusting a belt on his shoulder is annoying.. Lay off..”
Homicide: “Tonight, not only is it a national showing of what this federation is capable of, but also what this country’s champion is capable of. Yes, that’s right.. Tonight, I’m going to need a warm-up match for the upcoming PWF extravaganza, Hardkore Hell this next Sunday..”
Stanyer: “The title will be on the line tonight? I was unaware of this announcement, but this is excellent..”
Dawg: “The ratings will go up tonight as Homicide’s nose gets knocked-up a few notches in his skull.. I can’t wait..”
The crowd’s cheers die down a bit and Homicide then continues talking..
Homicide: “After having the stipulations announced yesterday by Mr. Pellington himself, I can definitely say that this match is fitting to the shows reputation.. Trust me, the extremest-of-extreme things will go down..”
The crowd is cheering with anticipation, and an abrupt cheer commences as each of the characteristics of the match are stated..
Homicide: “In the history of sports entertainment, this match has been participated in two times by a total of three people.. Yes, only three people have ever competed in under these stipulations, and only one man has survived both.. That man.. is.. ME!!
Stanyer: “Could he mean?”
Dawg: “No, he couldn’t possibly..”
Imaginations run wild throughout the crowd, and it continues to be rowdy in anticipation..
Homicide: “There are CHAIRS. There are TABLES. There is C4. There is.. a CAGE!!”
Stanyer: “I think it is..”
Dawg: “I thought it was banned from competition..”
Stanyer: “Anything can happen in the PWF..”
Homicide: “There is ONLY one.. man.. left.. CONSCIOUS!!”
Stanyer: “It is!”
The crowd recognizes the stipulations, and is on its feet ready to erupt in cheers when the three words are muttered..
Homicide: “There is going to be.. BOSTON MASSACRE 3!!!!!!!”
The arena erupts in a deafening ovation for the announcement, and Homicide has to turn off the microphone for a minute so the speakers aren’t blown. Then, after a few words from Jason Stanyer and Dave Harley, Homicide proceeds with his promo..
Stanyer: “BOSTON MASSACRE 3!! BOSTON MASSACRE 3!!”
Dawg: “I’m not deaf, Jason.. I heard it all three times, and all three made my stomach tie in knots..”
Stanyer: “Does anyone else besides me remember what happened the last time a gWo member stepped into the Boston Massacre cell with Homicide?
Dawg: “We know, we know.. Kevin Cage spent the next six-weeks in rehab.. You don’t have to remind the groups #1 fan..”
Homicide: “With that said, I need a warm-up match.. a CAGE MATCH!! Travis has a match against Sandstorm, so who can I fight? I have beaten everyone at least once that I have stepped into the ring with.. EVERYONE! There are no grudges that have gone unfinished. No attacks gone unreturned. NO losses NOT made up for....”
The MCI Center stage lights-up with energy as “Bad Influence” by Eminem begins blaring over the speakers, and pyrotechnics begin to the stunned reaction of the PWF United Stated Champion. Homicide looks up through the smoke aftermath at the stage, only to see a familiar face from the very-distant past returning the stare, and that man holds up a microphone to his lips, and consults the champion..
Havok is shown in the entrance way. He has a sinister look on his face.
Havok: You have not beaten everybody back there. For one reason I am not back there. I am here. I beat your ass to a pulp in the World Title Tournament.
Some of the crowd realize that Havok is not is normal self and begin to boo him.
Havok: I accept your open challenge. And just like before, I will beat the hell out of you. I deserve to be the United States Champion more than anybody. I went though hell to try and get that belt. But stipulations caused me not to get it. I want to destroy Travis Right at Hardkore Hell. Although I think that both of us deserve that right, I have been beaten by him for so long. I'll see you in the cage when I am on the outside after the match.
"Bad Influence" blares as Havok leaves. Homocide is in the ring still stunned. But as Havok leaves most of the crowd now starts to boo him.
Anthony Frost catches up with the Crusader backstage, while he is pacing slowly, meditating, back and forth.
Frost: "Crusader--"
Crusader: "What?!!! I've heard about the match already, yippee!! Crusader finally gets his rematch with the all great Gambino for the world championship. Im excited, however, disappointed. Im disappointed that the PWF's, excuse me, the GWO commissioner and World Champion has to cheat to win. That is why I am still the greater wrestler. If it had not been for your but-buddy DMV, I would STILL be the champ. Maybe thats why you asked for no DQ. But anyway, another disappointment is how you tried to tear apart myself and Havoc's partnership. Despite rumors though, we are still a strong team. We're just in this thing alone. So remember Gambino, one on one at Hardkore Hell, I will whip your ass and once again become champion of the world."
With that, Crusader storms off and the screen fades to black.
Stanyer: Did I mention that at HardKore Hell we have Boston Massacre 3?
Dawg: Will you shut up about that.
Stanyer: hehehe, anyway, it's now time for that Tag Title match that was booked earlier in one of the funniest, if not the funniest segments I've ever seen. Brutal Force gave Poppa & Sabre a run for their money on Armageddon, lets see how they do tonight.
Brutal Force v Big Poppa & Sabre
Referee: Carlton Rock
Credit: Brendan Seeley(Bman)
Brutal Force v Big Poppa & Sabre
Referee: Carlton Rock
Credit: Brendan Seeley(Bman)
"Mama Said Knock You Out" hits. Leroy and Barry emerge from the back. Leroy bows to the crowd, but Barry keeps on walking towards the ring, oblivious to everything else. Leroy hurrys to catch up with Barry, and trys to get his partner to dance to the music. Barry ignores him, doing a little shadow boxing, and never taking his eyes off of the ring. Barry climbs into the ring and slumps down in Brutal Forces corner. Leroy flips in and starts doing a matial arts/dance demonstration in the centre of the ring. Barry just sits there, staring directly at his opponents corner.
James: Introducing at a combined weight of 442lbs, Leroy Greene and Barry Burton, Brutal Force.
The lights begin to dim and the fans quiet down in anticipation. The words "Real Show" fade in and out on the dark UltraTron, and the lights suddenly turn on and fire works blast off as a customized version of Limp Bizkit's My Way starts up
James: "Coming to the ring at this time, at a combined weight of 515lbs, Big Poppa and The SabreMassive Cheer from the crowd
The audience goes mad as Big Poppa and Sabre emerge through the Havoc curtains. They do a air-guitar taunt to the tune of the song, and they Big Poppa dances down to the ring as Sabre walks down hi-fi-ing all the fans
Report: Sabre and Leroy start out the fight sizing each other up,Sabre charges Leroy but meets a kick to the stomach and one to the face. Sabre hits the mat and grabs his face as Leory taunts him to get up.Sabre get to his feet and runs at Leroy again this time ducking the kicks and conecting with a neckbreaker,Sabre trys for the pin....1..Leory kicks out easily and gets to his feet.Sabre trys a high angle dropkick but Leory steps out of the way and lets Sabre hit the mat hard.as Sabre gets to his feet Leroy runs to the ropes and hits an moonsault connecting on Sabre sending both men hard to the ground. Leroy moves to his corner and tag in Barry as Sabre trys to get up,Barry works Sabre into the corner and unloads lefts and right on him each oe more painful then the next.Barry sets bakc and trys a shoulder block but Sabre leapfrogs over him and tags in Big Poppa. Poppa sets over the ropes and tells Barry to bring it,Barry throws a punch but Poppa reverses it into a BTB Suplex sending Barry on his back.Poppa gets up and raises Barry by the lack of hair he has.Poppa throws Barry off the ropes and trys a big boot,Barry ducks the boot and hits the opposite rope coming back with a huge punch to the face of Poppa.Poppa hits the mat and doesn't move for awhile
Stanyer: Jesus I think Barry knocked out "The Real Show"
Dawg: That punch knocked Poppa to Sabre's home town down in Austrailia!
Barry tags in Leroy again and they take to the double team with pucnhing and kicking combos.Leroy grabs Poppa by the head and attempts a suplex but gets reversed into a suplex by Poppa.Poppa gets to his feet and trys to make a tag but Leroy nails him with a kick to the back of the head which stops him right in his tracks.Leory nails a couple of kicks to the face and gut of Poppa and then sends him off the ropes,Leroy ducks his head as Poppa comes back,Poppa stops dead 2 inches infront of Leroy and as Leroy raises his head grabs him by the throat and hits a huge chokeslam.Both men lie motionless in the middle of the ring as Sabre and Barry get the crowd behind each of their teams. Poppa and Leory begin to move to their corners,Leroy gets the tag and Barry speeds out to stop Poppa but misses up by 2 seconds.Sabre comes springboarding over the top and hits Barry with a flying body press,Sabre covers Barry......1........2....Barry kickout
Dawg: You gotta do more then a body press to keep the Brutal Force down!
Sabre waits for Barry to get to his feet before he jumps on the to turnbuckle and sends himself backwards landing a tiwsting body press on Barry.Sabre brings up Barry and trys a scoop slam but Barry counters with a punch to the ribs,Barry tags in Leroy,Sabre and Leroy stare at eachother and wait for a second.Leroy grabs Sabre and powerbombs him and goes into a bridge pin,before the ref can count 1 Sarebridges himself up and puts Leroy in a backslide,before the ref can get another 1 coutn Leroy reverses the pin into a pin of his own followed by a reversal into a pin by Sabre.The 2 men get up to recieve a huge pop from the crowd,Sabre raises his arms in the air to receive antoher pop,Leory moves behind and kicks Sabre right out of the ring.Big Poppa gets into the ring andhits a Diving Foream Smash aiming for Leroy but hitting the ref instead.Leory hits Poppa out of the ring as The God'sof Gore run through the crowd and into the ring.Mad Mike kicks Leroy in the stomach and follows up with The Deadman's Curve while Big Lou sends Barry into the annoucers table knocking him out.
Stanyer: No Don't let this match end like this!
Dawg: Wow this is exciting!
Mike rolls Sabre back in the ring and places him on Leroy before he waks up the ref and tells him to count the fall........1.......2........3!!!
Big Poppa & Sabre d. Brutal Force
12:46 Pinfall
Stanyer: Well that stinks!
Dawg: Quit your whining Stanyer!
Stanyer: The Gods of Gore ruined a perfectly good match between two competitive tag teams.
Dawg: And?
Stanyer: You just don't care about actual wrestling anymore do you.
Dawg: Not when it involves idiots like before.
Stanyer: You mean Gods of Gore?
Dawg: Don't be stupid, I mean Poppa & Sabre, in fact Brutal Force are little better, damn comedians.
Stanyer: Shut up.
{Commerical Break}
The Camera fades to a desert road at Noon, and there’s a solitary Motorcycle speeding down the deserted Highway. After a few second he pulls over and takes off his helmet, revealing himself to be The UAW Champion Big Daddy Cain. He pulls out a can of Coke and enjoys.
The picture then cuts to a cliff with a solitary tree on a dark and stormy night two men are hanging from the tree. One from each branch, the camera slowly zooms in to the sounds of the waves violently crashing against the cliff. The picture stops to reveal the men as Belthazar and Kaltuul better known as the First and Last XHWF Tag Team Champions and First NMW Tag Team Champions, The Tides Of Darkness. There eyes start to glow red and Belthazar lifts his arm with a can of coke in his hand and drinks it. Kaltuul lifts his arm with a 20 oz. Bottle of coke in his hand and he drinks his then the camera zooms out very quickly as lightning strikes the tree. And the screen flashes bright white.
The camera changes scenes again to a locker room where Inmate 61969 is standing with his MOW E World Championship Belt, Someone off camera tosses him a bottle of Coke and he opens it and drinks the entire thing
*The Camera the quickly and repeatedly flashes through each man’s profile from several angles while the announcer speaks*
Announcer- Big Daddy Cain, The Tides of Darkness, Piccolo Friez, winners, Champions, The best of the best what do they all have in common. They all drink Coca-Cola. Do you want to win? Do you want to be a Champion? Drink Coke.
{End Commerical}
The camera cuts backstage to The Future Travis Right. He is sitting around in the gWo locker room when a sudden knock at the door makes Travis rise to his feet. But being in an overly lazy mood, The Future sits back down and yells for the person to enter. Seconds later Ted Tedison and a camera man stroll in and walk towards the former US champ
Travis: (The Future lets out a low groan) Man, I thought they told me Mayhem was gonna be doing this interview. Now I gotta deal with your dumbass.
Tedison: Look, I dont like you, and you dont like me. Bt its my job to interview you, and thats what Im here to do.
Travis: Well good, cause I would hate to have to mess up the gWo locker room, throwing you around. So anyways did ya see Homicide make his little announcement.
Tedison: Yea, it seems that he has challenged you to the infamous Boston Massacre match. C-4, tables, chair.......
Travis: Shutup, alright, I already heard Homicide name all the crap that he put into his match. And its just ridiculous. The guy makes up his own match, tailored to his specialties, and then he thinks he is some kind of god when he wins it. Did you ever see The Future make a match that was already in his favor. No!, cause I didnt need to. But thats fine like I said, I left it up to Homicide for this exact reason. I mean nothing would please me more then to put that son of a bitch, Homicide, out for good in his own damn match.
Tedison: Well what about tonight. You've said before that you dont care who Homicide fights, as long as in the end he still has the belt. Are you going to interfere in tonights match if Havok gets the upper hand.
Travis: First off, I cant imagine that Homicide would lose to someone like Havok. But if thats what happens, then so be it. Im gonna let Homicide take care of his own business tonight. If Hardkore Hell rolls around and Havok is the man with the belt, well then I'll just have to beat him for the 100th time in a row to take it back. Hell, I am The Future Ted. What else would you expect from me, other than perfection. So get the steppin Tedison. I've got myself a match against Snowstorm.
Tedison: You mean sandstorm.
Travis: Look does it really matter what his name is. For all im concerned his name might as well be 16.
Tedison: 16? What the hell is that
Travis: A number Tedison, you know there like letter only diffrent.
Tedison: Yea I know.....
Travis: Quite you!!! Anyways it will mark my 16th victory in singles competition. Do you know how many other people have 16 singles victories? Thats right nobody. Only The Future does. Now like I said before, Ive got a match against sunburn.
Tedison: His name is Sandstorm
Travis: Get Out!!!!
With that Tedison and the camera man quickly gather there stuff and leave Travis alone to get suited up for his upcoming match
Stanyer: Travis Right looks fired up for his match next Sunday, and for tonight against Sandstorm.
Dawg: Sandstorm better prepare to become #16
Sandstorm v Travis Right
Referee: Chris Regan
Referee: Chris Regan
The lights go out and the titantron lights up with the phrase "The Rage Of The Sahara" in gold letters. Gold, black, and white lasers shoot down at the stage as smoke enclouds the entranceway. The light turn on and out of the smoke, emerges Sandstorm. He makes his way down the entrance ramp, raising his arms in the air. He steps up to the ring apron and enters the ring through the second rope. He paces around the ring for a bit while his music fades out.
James: Introducing from Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada, weighing 266lbs, The Rage of the Sahara, Sandstorm
As "Walk with your head up" by Deftones & System of Down hits" hits and you hear "Get up Stand up, I got my head up" Travis comes walking out onto the ramp and arrogantly waves for the fans to boo all they want. Firecrackers pop off all around the Ultra-tron as the Future makes his way to the ring. As he reaches the front of the ring, Travis slides under the bottom rope and slowly walks to the center of the ring. He crosses his arms and nods his head as the pyros explode behind him.
James: Introducing from Miami, Florida, weighing 283lbs, "The Future" Travis Right. Crowd Boos loudly
Report: Sandstorm and Travis tie up, Travis gets a knee to the gut and then takes Sandstorm to the turnbuckle and slams his head into it before following it up with a couple of stiff right hands. Travis then hits a couple of shoulder blocks before he whips Sandstorm out of the turnbuckle to the opposite one. Travis then follows in, but Sandstorm moves out of the way, Travis blocks himself from hitting the turnbuckle but turns around into a barrage of right hands and kicks from Sandstorm. Sandstorm then hits a hard knee strike followed by a Side Suplex. He goes for an early cover. ........................1 .................. Travis kicks out. Sandstorm pulls him up and hits a Knife Edge Chop, Travis fires back with a chop of his own, Travis has obviously been training with Power G, as Sandstorm is sent staggering into the corner by his hard chop. Travis pull Sandstorm out of the turnbuckle and sends him to the ropes, but Sandstorm reverses and then hits a Manhattan Drop. He then goes for The Nirvana (Spiral Bomb), but Travis escapes and lands on his feet.
Stanyer: Sandstorm trying to finish this one early, but you just can't beat Travis that easily.
Dawg: Of course not, he's gWo, and nobody can stop the gWo.
Travis then hits a hard knee to the gut and then goes for the Spiking (Cradle Piledriver), but he can't lift Sandstorm and he counters with a back body drop. Sandstorm then waits for Travis to get up and hits a Heel Kick to the face. He then hooks him up from behind and hits a Reverse DDT and then locks on the Infinite Rest (Dragon Sleeper). Travis squirms his way towards the ropes and gets himself a rope break. Sandstorm picks him up as he holds his neck. He whips him to the ropes, but Travis reverses and then hits a Manhattan Drop of his own, Travis then spins around and goes for the Spinning Clothesline, but Sandstorm ducks and locks in a waistlock, Travis counters with an elbow and then reverses the waistlock and hits a Full Nelson Suplex with a bridge. ........................1 ..........................2 ............................ Sandstorm kicks out. Travis pull Sandstorm to his feet, he gives him a bit of trask talk and then hits a Spinning Belly to Back Suplex, he then hooks the leg. ......................1 .......................2 ...................... Sandstorm kicks out.
Dawg: This is what I like to see, Travis Right picking apart his opponents, nobody does it better.
Stanyer: Sandstorm is going to have to pull out something special, otherwise this match is as good as over.
Travis pull Sandstorm up, he slaps him in the face mocking him, Sandstorm stands there dazed, Travis then lifts him up and dumps him on the top turnbuckle. He then climbs up and is looking to hit the Near Future (Super Tazzplex), but Sandstorm counters with a couple of right hands, he then stands up and spins over Travis and hits the Pyramid Planter (Reverse Frankensteiner). Both men stay down. After the ref has begun his ten count, both men slowly make their way to their feet. Travis strikes first with a right hand, but Sandstorm comes back with one of his own, a fist fight then ensues, which Sandstorm wins and then sends Travis to the ropes and hits the Sahara Wind (Kitchen Sink). Travis gets up to his feet and Sandstorm lifts him onto his shoulders and hits the Mummification (Rack Pancake). Sandstorm makes the cover. .......................1 ........................2 ...................... Travis kicks out. Sandstorm pulls up Travis and kicks him in the gut and sets him up for a DDT, but Travis counters with The Last Gasp (Mu-Ken) and holds on for the pin. .........................1 .........................2 ............................3!!!
Travis d. Sandstorm
8:49 Pinfall
Dawg: #16 is complete. Homicide will be #17
Stanyer: Tonight was not easy for Travis, and next Sunday it will be extremely difficult, especially in the hardcore environment, which he is not used to, whereas Homicide specialises in it.
Dawg: Does not matter if you are the Future.
Davey K and Masta P are seen getting out of the limo, with a few ladies and the water guy
Davey K: So we get in the arena and show the whole world why we are superstars, and why these ladies are anything but fat hookers!
Masta P: Yeah, I have the bikinis for them in my bag, the crowd will love it!
Davey K: Oh yeah!
Security Man: Stop here please!
Davey K: Hey, Masta P its King Kong Bundy!
Security Man: Excuse me?
Davey K: Why dude, done something you shouldnt?
Davey holds his nose and turns around to Masta P, Masta P shakes his head at Davey's poor joke
Davey K: What?
Masta P: Doesnt matter dude, so are we actually going in?
Davey K: Yeah, what the hell is the hold up!?
Security Man: I need your passes!
Davey K: I dont need a pass, Im a superstar baby! You know who I am!
Masta P: Come on man, Im Masta P, this is Davey K, you must have heard of us! The two men, that will take apart the gwo!
Davey K: Masta P.....
Masta P: *Sighs* The Gimp World Order!
Davey K: Yeah, you know it baby!
Security Man: Not tonight fellas...
Davey K: Let us in, you backward gorilla!
Masta P: Yeah, you freakin...what did you call him?
Davey K: Backward gorilla?
Masta P: Niiice!
The pair do a high five!
Security Man: You cant come in!
Davey K: Do you like your job? Do you know how your job is paind for? By ratings, and the crowd, who draws in the crowd?
The Security Man looks at them blankly
Davey K: Us, baby!
Davey points at himself and Masta P!
At this point Gambino arrives with a smile on his face!
Davey K: Oh great, Mr Sellout himself, this gets better!
Gambino: Not tonight, thanks guys!
Masta P: You suck dude, let us in!
Gambino: Well, you see, and Im talking to you now Davey..you have a real attitude problem, so I really dont want to have to deal with you tonight, now do I have to call the cops?
Davey K: You and all your gwo ass monkies are really messing with the wrong guy, and you go tell MVD that the title round my waist is here to stay and he is not getting his grubby little mits on it!
At this point more security guards arrive and Davey and Masta P are forced to leave
The action at this point takes us to MVD's locker room. He is sitting on a gWo black leather sofa with JVD holding him round the waste as MVD laughs away at the dilema of Davey K and Masta P
MVD:- You know Jennifer, it's really a good thing we have someone like Gambino on our side!
JVD:- Yeah Matt, i can't believe we actually used to fight with that guy.
MVD:- As for Davey K and Master of P, they'd have potential if they weren't a pair of jackass's.
JVD:- You don't mean you'd have them in the gWo do you Matt?
MVD:- In exchange for a small price. I don't rate either of them as wrestlers honey. But Davey K does hold a title that the gWo seeks, even if it is as inconsequential as the European Title.
JVD:- So what are you saying Matt?
MVD:- I'm saying if Davey K hands me over his belt, or lays down for me at HardKore Hell, he might escape a horrifically successful plan to end his wrestling career!
JVD plants a warm wet kiss on the cheek of MVD as they continute to relax and enjoy the night's proceddings
Stanyer: Did you see that? They barred Davey & Masta P from the arena.
Dawg: What's wrong with that?
Stanyer: It's abuse of power, that's what it is, and it is getting out of control.
Dawg: So what, as long as the gWo are in control, you have nothing to worry about, sit back, and enjoy the gWo show.
Stanyer: Yes..... Anyway, it's time for the Glass Match between Inmate & King Volcano, with Pitbull as guest referee. The rules are slighty different to normal, as falls will count anywhere, rather than just in the ring. The rules are simple really, use the Glass to help you win the match by pinfall
Glass Match
#1 Contendership to Extreme Title
Inmate 61969 v King Volcano
Guest Referee: Silas "Pitbull" Parish
#1 Contendership to Extreme Title
Inmate 61969 v King Volcano
Guest Referee: Silas "Pitbull" Parish
"Come out and Play" by The Offspring begins to play increasingly loud through the arena speakers, heralding the arrival of "Pitbull" Silas Parish. Several scenes of a pitbull on a chain, barking and straining to get loose, play on the TitanTron as the words SILAS PARISH slowly appear at the bottom of the screen and PITBULL appears at the top. Suddenly, a series of pyrotechnic explosions erupt down the right side of the ramp and back up the left side as Silas steps through the backstage curtain and into view. He pauses at the top of the ramp, his eyes locked on his opponent in the ring. He cracks his knuckles and makes sure the tape around his hands is tight, his gaze still locked on the ring. Then he begins to stalk forward. About halfway down the ramp he breaks into a run and slides into the ring under the bottom rope, quickly getting to his feet well before the bell rings.
James: Introducing from Vancouver, Canada, the Special Guest Referee for this match, Silas,"The Pitbull" Parish. Crowd gives a mixed reaction
"Amityville" by Eminem hits as Inmate walks down to the ring, he has an angry look on his face as slides into the ring and then climbs the turnbuckle and raises both arms to the crowd.
James: Introducing from Amityville, Maine, weighing 279lbs, Inmate 61969
King Volcano's music hits as he stalks his way down to the ring. Inmate comes up the aisle to meet him. Report: Inmate attacks KV with right hands, he knocks him backwards up the ramp, but the big man comes back with a heavy forearm of his own. He then lifts Inmate up in the air with a Double Choke Lift and throws him onto the steel rampway. Inmate gets back up holding his back. KV grabs him and throws him aggressivly into the steel guard rail. KV then unleashes a series of heavy right hands at Inmate knocking him over the guard rail. Pitbull then gets in KV's face and tells him off. KV argues back and Pitbull stares him down, despite being 2 and a half feet smaller than him. KV then turns into Inmate diving back over the guard rail with a clothesline knocking him down. Inmate then batters KV's face with hard right hands. Inmate then pulls KV up and delivers knees to the gut as he drags him up the ramp and throws his head into the steel frame of the ultra-tron. Inmate does it again and then takes KV backstage with a headlock. The camera follows them backstage where we see Inmate slamming KV's head into a brick wall. Inmate then looks around and sees a small security office, with a reasonably sized side window. Inmate the grabs KV and throws him straight through the glass. The security guard inside gets out of the way as the glass shatters and KV lands on the concrete in the office. The camera then follows Inmate who goes around to the door, then suddenly the security guard comes flying through the door, Inmate then opens the door himself and walks straight into King Volcano who grabs him around the throat, seemingly unaffected by the glass.
Stanyer: My god, Xuway, I mean King Volcano just went straight through a plate glass window and it didn't even faze him, in fact it seemed only to spur him on.
Dawg: KV is one tough SOB, a veteran of Chinese Death Matches, he can take quite a beating.
KV slams Inmate into the wall, still holding him by the throat. KV then throws Inmate through a set of double doors, he slides down the corridor. KV walks through the door and walks straight past The Rookie, who simply gets out of his way, the camera follows and we see that it is the refreshment area, where a number of the PWF Superstars are eating their food. As they see the fight spreading this way, some of them leave, some cheer them on, others just carry on with what they are doing. KV pulls up Inmate and then slams him shoulder first into the wall. He then lifts him up with a Military Press and throws him onto one of the wooden tables, it doesn't break, which only worsens the pain. KV then grabs Inmate and dumps him on the bar and then drags him all the way down the bar knocking everything out of the way. One of the customers get angry with his drink being knocked over. But KV just gives him a stare and he backs off. KV then spots one of the posher glass tables in the corner and lifts Inmate over his shoulder and then carries him over to the table where he snaps him over driving him through the Glass. KV then covers. Pitbull drops down for the count. .......................1 ...........................2, Pitbull immediately recoils away from making the count and is holding his hand.
Dawg: Oh, it looks like Pitbull has cut his hand on the glass.
Stanyer: I don't see any blood, I smell something a bit fishy here.
Dawg: I can't smell any food, not from here anyway.
Stanyer: (sarcastically) KV looks REAL happy.
KV gets in the face of Pitbull, but he points to his PWF referee's shirt, KV ignores this and pushes him to the ground. Pitbull recovers and then as KV turns back to Inmate he hits a Low Blow. Pitbull then jumps on a table and grabs KV's head and he delivers the K'9er. (Diamond Dust) off the table to KV. Both men stay down, after a few moments, Inmate has recovered and doesn't seem to realise what is going on. He sees KV down, and looks puzzled, but he pulls him up and pulls him through a door, he drags him down a corridor, hitting right hands, knees to the guts and slamming his head into the wall before he throws him threw a door, the camera follows through to reveal that we are in the car park. Inmate throws KV onto a Car. Inmate then climbs up onto the bonnet and sets KV up for a Piledriver, he delivers it on the bonnet. But Inmate isn't satisfied and he delivers a 2nd Piledriver. Still not satisfied, he goes for a third piledriver, but this time KV hits a backbody drop and Inmate crashes onto, but not through the front windscreen. KV still makes a cover. Pitbull counts. .............................1 .................................2 ...................................... Inmate kicks out. KV stares at Pitbull, makes a hand motion to insinuate that he thinks it was a slow count. But as he does so, Inmate sneaks up behind him and spins him around and hits the Death Sentence. (Stone Cold Stunner). Inmate then grabs KV and smashes his head through the side window of the car. He pulls KV to the concrete and covers. Pitbull drops down and. .............1 ............2 ............3!!! Pitbulls count is like lightning and he raises Inmate's arm in victory.
Inmate d. KV
10:23 Pinfall
Stanyer: Come on, that was a fast count by Pitbull.
Dawg: Well he shouldn't really have a favourite, as whoever wins, he has to beat next Sunday for his title.
Stanyer: Well he obviously doesn't want to face King Volcano.
Inmate doesn't appear to be finished, he has opened the car door and is pushing the limp KV into the car. He then shuts and locks the door. He then bashes away at the lock so it is broken. Inmate then storms off away from the car.
Dawg: What is Inmate doing?
Stanyer: I'm not sure, but I don't like the looks of it.
We then hear the roar of a loud engine, the camera then shows that someone is in a Black Pickup truck, he is driving towards the car, he then drives up and over the bonnet crushing the car which King Volcano is in. The car then stops, goes in reverse and goes back over the car. The car then stops and the driver looks back at the crushed car, to reveal that it was not Inmate, but none other than McFreeze!!!!
Stanyer: Oh my god!! McFreeze just ran over King Volcano!!!
Dawg: I don't know why, but the gWo always has it's reasons.
Stanyer: We all heard he was supposed to appear tonight, but nobody expected this. King Volcano needs some medical attention, and he needs to be freed from that car. We have to take a break, but we will keep you updated.
{Commerical Break}
**The Fight Song by Marylin Manson plays in the background as scenes are shown from various PWF shows, and clips from several PWF Wrestlers entrances. Then a voiceover comes chimes in...**
Voice-"From MVD to Crusader, Poppa to Gambino...get the very same music that you hear on television during your favorite superstars entrance. Songs from groups like Godsmack, Limp Bizkit, Disturbed, Prong, Drowning Pool, and more!"
**Letters come onto the screen and list different artists on the album**
--Ja Rule, Eminem, Pantera, 311, System of a Down...--
Voice-"Also on the album, PWF's own superstars, Big Poppa and Sabre lay down the vocals on their recording debut...It's Paptizing."
**Clips from the Poppa and Sabre duet are played. Then more artists are listed across the screen**
--hits from artists such as Ozzy Ozzbourne, Papa Roach, The Bloodhound Gang, Metallica, and more...--
Voice-"Get your very own copy of PWF...the Music. Available from PWF Shopezone or wherever great music is sold"
**Poppa and Sabre are shown dancing around when Poppa looks at the screen and says....**
Poppa-"Get this today, check out our song, and you too can Paptize, just like me and Sabre here."
Sabre-"Um, yeah, what he said!"
{End Commerical}
Camera again returns to the gWo locker room, as Gambino barges in to speak to Matt Van Dam
Gambino:- Hey Matt
MVD:- Hey Antonio, whats up my man
The 2 shake hands as they greet
Gambino:- I just wanna let you know..... I don't think Davey K will go for your idea dude
MVD:- He's got no choice but to do as I say. I don't lead the Green Machine because of my charming personality, or my business sense, but my ability to get what I want! If Davey K is too proud to give up his prized assest, he will pay the ultimate consequence.
Gambino:- Being what Matt?
MVD:- A 5 star ass kicking, all the way down Route 420, from MVD, Gambino, Power G, Mcfreeze and Travis!
Gambino smiles
Gambino:- Don't worry Matt we got your back and as long as I have the power (Adjusts the hefty World Title draped opver his shoulder) of being PWF Champion and commissioner, I'll make sure Davey K, or Master of P never ever get in our way!
MVD:- I'm glad to hear it..... and make sure you kick DarkStorm's ass tonight. I've had enough of that little jerk!
Gambino:- You got it.......
Gambino throws the belt over his other shoulder as he exits the gWo locker room to prepare for his match with Darkstorm and MVD returns to his seat with a solid smile on his face
Stanyer: Well the cage is above us now, and we are preparing for the US title match.
Dawg: This should be a great, What the Fu......
The lights have gone out in the arena, it is completely dark.
Stanyer: I don't like this, I don't like this at all.
A dark castle is seen as the ultra-tron comes on. The camera slowly moves towards the door and it swings open. The camera proceeds into the castle and up the large flight of stairs. The first door upstairs is open and there is a small flickering light seen coming from within the room. The camera goes into the room and sees a single candle sitting on a table right in the middle of the room. A large shadow appears on the wall in the outline of a man. The camera scrolls around to see a man in a dark cloak standing there.
Man: "Hello, PWF! You already know me, so I will not introduce myself. I have been here for some time and I have seen all of the changes that have come along. From Diablo to the gWo, there has always been that little annoyance that nobody can stand. Well, that will end soon. Diablo has been long gone and now it is the time for the gWo to go. A new surge of darkness has begun in the PWF ad its source is speaking to you now. I am the power. I am the leader of the new force that will rid the PWF of the pests known as the gWo."
The man then turns away form the camera and, as he does, the room fills with a sudden burst of light as dozens of candles become ignited. A second man enters the picture and he, too, is wearing a cloak.
Man #2: "Tonight is only the beginning of the uprising! And, gWo, you are only the beginning of the victims. Everyone else had better be ready, because we are not here to eliminate the gWo only. We are here to eliminate any beings that get in our path of domination and destruction."
Then, the second man steps aside as the first man comes back to face the camera. He reaches his hand up towards his face. Then, he pulls the hood of the cloak down from his face to reveal his red hair and an evil grin on his face.
Stanyer: "Oh my god! It is Bloodbath! He is back, and he has new allies!"
Bloodbath: "This is your warning. If you all don't stay out of the way, you will feel a pain far greater than any of you have ever imagined. The Cult of Shadows will be the new force in the PWF. So, beware because we are everywhere!"
The ultra-tron then goes to black
As the Ultra-Tron goes black so does the lights in the arena. As the thousands of people sit in the dark for what seem a decade a small red light is seen at the entrance. Then deep bell rings slowly as the lights all turn to red and 4 figures wearing black cloaks surround the entrance. At the entrance lies a cross. At the same time all four men bend down and lift up on the huge cross and carry it down to the ring. The men stop right before the ring as the stand the cross up and then back a few feet away from it and knee as the camera then switches to the ring where a hand rips through the mat in the center of the ring.
Stanyer: Who is this!!!! I can't see a damn thing with all this smoke that is coming from the ring.
As the hand came through smoke followed and starts to cover th ring as the figure makes its way out from under the ring and stands over the hole dressed in a black cloak just as Bloodbath did. Then as the four men outside the ring stand back up the person in the ring seems to just vanish as smokes covers the entire figure. All four men then just lift back up on the cross and walk back up the entrance way and through the curtains as the lights go out and then light back up as the bell stops ringing.
The crowd begin to murmur non-stop as they wonder what has just transpired.
Stanyer: Well it seems Bloodbath is back, and has new friends, dark friends. But who was that man just?
Dawg: I have no idea. Can we just go onto the cage match, quickly.
Stanyer: Good idea, this stuff scares even me.
Steel Cage Match
Havok v Homicide
Steel Cage Match
Havok v Homicide
"Bad Influence" by Eminem plays as Havok walks in front of the UltraTron and does his taunt, he then walks through the crowd. He really loves the crowd and will never forget where he came from. His Ultra-Tron video shows him skating and then his finisher.
James: Introducing from Tucson, Arizona, weighing 267lbs. Havok. Crowd Cheers
The arena goes dim, and the crowd silences. Tension builds, and a collective focus is on the Ultratron, which flashes an entrance video alternating match clips with red, white, and blue text: THE.. REAL.. AMERICAN.. MASSACRE!! The pyrotechnics begin with a white streak from the rafters, which is answered by a row of red and blue explosions across the stage and the flicker of lights. Then, through the mist of the explosion aftermath, the curtain moves aside and Homicide steps out to the arena with his PWF United States Championship belt draped over his shoulder and receives a huge ovation, then he swaggers down to the ring as he is being introduced.
James: "Making his way to the ring, hailing from Boston, Massachusetts, and weighing in at 292 pounds; He is the PWF United States Champion and REAL American Massacre.. HOMICIDE!"Crowd Cheers
Report: Homicide and Havok exchange right hands in the middle of the ring as the cage descends upon them, as with all PWF cage matches, there is no door on this cage. The only way out is over the top. Homicide gets the better of the fist fight and gets in a lightning fast DDT. He then pulls Havok up and slams his head into the turnbuckle. He then opens up on him with a series of kicks and punches. Homicide then whips Havok out of the corner and follows him, but Havok gets his foot up. Havok then takes Homicide down with a running Face Crusher. Homicide gets up adjusting his face. Havok hooks him up from behind and hits a Side Suplex. Havok then immediately starts to climb the cage. But Homicide is quickly up and he grabs the tights of Havok and pulls him off the cage and he crashes back onto the canvas. Homicide pulls Havok up, but gets a knee to the gut for his trouble. Havok then goes to slam Homicide's head into the Cage, but he grabs the ropes to block it and then slams Havok's head into the Steel. Havok reels away holding his face. Homicide charges and grabs his head and runs with it ramming it into the Steel Cage. Havok goes down onto the mat and holds his head. Homicide then stalks around Havok giving him a little trash talk along with a few stomps.
Stanyer: At this rate, this will be a very short match, as Homicide is giving Havok quite a beating early on.
Dawg: Don't count out Havok, he's...... nah, what am I saying, count him out, he's an OutKast.
Stanyer: He maybe still is an OutKast, but he is a damn good wrestler, and has hardly lost a match over the past month, give the man some respect at least, he has earned this shot.
Homicide pulls up a dazed Havok and delivers the Cell Splitter (Fire Thunder Driver). Homicide then starts to climb the cage. He gets somewhere close to the top of the cage. But Havok is back up and he is shaking the cage, although he is weak from his beating, he manages to get Homicide to wobble and he crotches himself on top of the cage. Havok then climbs up the cage. He then hooks up Homicide and delivers an amazing Superplex off the top of the cage, both men land hard on the canvas. After a good while, Havok is the first up, and he starts to climb the cage, but both men fell almost the same distance, and Homicide is up not so long after Havok, who is on the top rope, trying to climb the cage. Homicide climbs up behind him and beats him across the back with forearms and then hooks both arms and snaps back with the Ethnic Cleanser (Tiger Suplex) off the top rope. Havok lands hard on his neck and shoulders. Homicide then begins to climb the cage, he reaches the top. But Havok starts to climb up behind him. Homicide tries to kick Havok off, but he is persistent and manages to reach almost the same height as him. But Homicide resorts to drastic measures and he grabs Havok's head and spins around and they both crash to the canvas with Homicide delivering a Super DDT. Both men are laid flat out on their backs.
Stanyer: Both men are down, hey wait a minute, what are the gWo doing out here?
Dawg: I don't know, perhaps Travis Right wants to give us a preview of next Sunday
Travis, MVD & Power G are now at ringside, MVD & Power G are armed with wire cutters and they begin to cut open the steel of cage. Once they've done enough they kick open the rest, Homicide is back up by now and when he sees them he is surprised but challenges them to a fight anyway. But he is still weak from the fall and MVD and Power G beat him down, while Travis Right has the US title in his hands. MVD & Power G hold up Homicide and then Travis knocks Homicide down with the US title. Travis then picks up Homicide and throws him through the gap in the cage. The referee signals for the bell as MVD decides to his the FrogAsser on Havok, just for trying to get up. The gWo head out as Travis drops the US title on the fallen Homicide.
Homicide d. Havok
7:46 Escaped Cage
{Commerical Break}
[Scene starts with a country-guy in overalls and such in the middle of a grass field.]
Uncle Tom: “My fellow Americans… Many’a years ago, my pa took me out to get my first enema. I won’t say it was my favoritest humdinger of an experience, because it ain’t. It was terrible. I was on yonder toilet for at least 4 hours. Now, it’s my turn to take my child, well, he’s ma’boy but he’s also ma’nephew. It’s a long story, and I’m afeard I don’t have the time to tell ya’lls about my experiences as an Alabama child.”
[Theme Music Starts]
High Pitched Voice: “Uncle Tom found a horse, he named him Jerky and called it a dork. But then one day he needed an…”
Uncle Tom: “Uh Bob? I dun-not cue the music yet. I dun-not. Hot-dog it’s hard to find good people in these parts. Anywho, I’m going to getta this here point I’m a’trying to make. Enemas aren’t friendly to your caboose, and they aren’t friendly to mine. People CLAIM that our economy is down, People joke about our stockmarket… Well, it’s time we unite and show the rest of the world that we’re MERCANS, and we can do just ‘bout any-humdinger-of-a-thing we want. Let’s be proud and support good old fashion ‘Mercan products, like mine! ‘Uncle Tom’s Enema-gic’ is the soon to be pride of the Uuu-nited States of America. Even those damn yankees can use my product, cause they’re almost as ‘Mercan as me… … Sweet Mother of Ge-Joseph Saint Charlie. Bob, that’s the music cue you horsesh…”
[Theme Music] High Pitched Voice: “Uncle Tom found a horse, he named him Jerky and called it a dork. But then one day he needed a fork. So he stuck it up the head of a cow, and then he found the magic flow-er.
The Magic flower spoke to uncle Tom, told him good about this song. It said to take pride in the United States, and make a product that makes them go wa-ow.” [End of Music]
Uncle Tom: “I reckon you gets the rest. So after I talked to the Magic Flower, I came up with my product. I’m still not sure what it is, but the Magic Flower told me to make it, and for the sake of my fellow ‘Mercans, I did. Holy Frog-Jumping Ape Crackers Bob! Why, I didn’t know you know PWF Superstar… Matt Van Dam!”
[MVD comes onto the screen]
MVD- “Uncle Tom, let me take over from here. Now, at first, I saw this brand new enema product and I thought, ‘Wow, where can I buy one?’ but Uncle Tom said he needed someone to test it out…”
Uncle Tom: “And by golly, Matty loved it. He recommended it to the Current PWF Tag Team Champions, and here’s what they had to say.”
[Quick cut to Sabre and Big Poppa sitting in a room. Poppa has Enema-Gic box in his hands.]
Big Poppa- “I’m not going to lie to you guys, I’ve hand MANY enemas in my lifetime. I can only guess that I’ve gone through over 200 of them, and again… I’m not going to lie to you, Uncle Tom’s was the crap…”
Sabre- “… Best he ever used. Big Poppa has an eye disorder that causes his bowel movements to function incorrectly. As this chart shows, the Eye fluids dropped .4% and allows a monkey-like acid to excape into his lungs, and then his heart stops for a second and it starts and stops and… Yeah. So that’s why WE choose Enema-Gic for Poppa’s problems…”
[Back to Ted and MVD]
Uncle Tom: “Well, you’ve heard it from the… Person who has an eye disorder that many ‘Mercans like yourself don’t even know you have. Go on down to your local pub or pharmacy and get try out Enema-Gic. I promise that you’ll feel like brand new, it’s an Enema-Gic guarantee.”
Announcer- “Enema-Gic, the American way to be.”
[Enema-Gic is a trademark of DSM and Co. Enema-Gic is the proud sponser of PWF's Big Poppa.]
{End Commerical}
Main Event
DarkStorm v Antonio Gambino
Referee: Mark Johnson
DarkStorm v Antonio Gambino
Referee: Mark Johnson
Thunder is heard on the oppisite side of the titantron and makes its way around each oppisite sides of the arena until directly in front of the titantron, then two bolts of lightning strike from the rafters, and "CLick CLick Boom", by Saliva hits and out of the smoke from the pryos come DarkStorm, he stops at the top of the ramp and flods his arms over each other, and looks around, then he drops them and runs to the ring, he slides under the bottom rope. Storm gets up and runs and jump to the second rope, he throws a hand up, and the crowd cheers.
James: Introducing from Clinton, NC weighing 230lbs, DarkStorm.Crowd Cheers
The lights dim, as a drum beat kicks in. The drums rapidly increase in volume as the name GAMBINO flashes across the screen in silver lettering, alternating with the gWo logo in green lettering. Green lights shine up from the stage, pointing towards the entrance. "Sellout" by Biohazard begins blaring through the arena, and a spotlight shines on the entrance. Gambino steps forward into the spotlight so he can be seen. He's wearing the gWo basketball jersey, along with his ring attire, and the PWF World Championship belt strapped tightly around his waist. He lowers his head and raises a water bottle above him, pouring it on his head and face. He spits some of the water out as he begins to walk forward towards the ring. He pauses in the aisle for a moment, and points to the gWo logo on his jersey, showing it off to the crowd. Once he gets to the ring, he climbs in and walks to the center of the ring. Once there, he takes off his jersey and tosses it to the corner. He takes off the PWF World Championship belt as well, and holds it high above his head for everyone to see.
James: Introducing, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing 245lbs, the PWF World Champion, Antonio Gambino Crowd boo extremely loudly "You sold out" chants are heard
Report: Gambino immediately attacks DarkStorm and begins to dominate him with right hands. Gambino quickly hammers DarkStorm down in the turnbuckle, he then tells him to get to his feet, DarkStorm does so and moves onto the ropes where Gambino clotheslines him over the top rope, but DarkStorm lands on his feet and then trips Gambino up and drags him to the outside. DarkStorm then grabs Gambino and slams his head into the announcers table. DarkStorm then hits a series of right hands, he then uses the Announcers table to hit the Storm Kick (Jumping Kick to face). He then goes to slam Gambino's head into the table again, but this time Gambino blocks it and then slams DarkStorms face into it. Gambino then grabs DarkStorm and rams his head into the steel ring post. DarkStorm recoils off it and spins around as he falls to the floor. Gambino picks him up and rolls him into the ring, he follows him and pulls him up to his feet, he slams his head into the turnbuckle and then unleashes a volley of right hands. Gambino then hits a Vertical Suplex. He then climbs to the 2nd turnbuckle as DarkStorm is getting up to his feet. Gambino jumps off with a Double Axe Handle, but DarkStorm blocks it and then hits an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex. Gambino rolls through and gets to his feet holding his back. Gambino recovers and then charges at DarkStorm, but he ducks down and hits the Storm Drop (Samoan Drop), DarkStorm then hooks the leg. .......................1 .......................2 ...................... Gambino kicks out. DarkStorm quickly climbs to the 2nd turnbuckle. Gambino gets to his feet and Storm hits a Missile Dropkick. Gambino gets to his feet and get whipped to the ropes where DarkStorm hits Storm on the move (Hurricanranna Pin). .........................1 ..........................2 ......................... Gambino kicks out.
Stanyer: DarkStorm showing his talent in this opening segment, dominating Gambino.
Dawg: He's just playing, let DarkStorm have a taste, before he completely destroys him.
DarkStorm pulls up Gambino and hits a series of right hands putting Gambino in the turnbuckle. DarkStorm whips him to the opposite turnbuckle. DarkStorm charges in, but Gambino gets his foot up. DarkStorm turns away and Gambino goes for a clothesline, but Storm ducks underneath and then catches Gambino with a Superkick, DarkStorm then locks on the Mahistrol Cradle Pin. ....................1 .....................2 ............................. Gambino just kicks out. DarkStorm pulls up Gambino, he sends him to the ropes and awaits him, but Gambino counters with a Spear and then mounts DarkStorm and begins to hammer him with right hands. Gambino then pulls up DarkStorm and delivers a series of knees to the face before he sets him up and delivers an aggressive Piledriver. Gambino covers. ......................1 ......................2 ..................... DarkStorm kicks out. Gambino gets up and stomps on Storm a couple of times, he pulls up the former Lightweight Champion and slams his head into the turnbuckle. He does this again and then rakes his eyes across the top rope. Gambino then lifts DarkStorm over his shoulder and slams him down to the mat. Gambino then climbs the turnbuckle and flies off with the Guillotine Leg Drop and connects perfectly. He covers. .....................1 .......................2 ........................ DarkStorm just gets his shoulder up. Gambino picks up DarkStorm and hits a couple of right hands and then an arrogant slap before he goes for the Gambino Facebuster, but DarkStorm elbows him off. DarkStorm then charges at Gambino, but he lifts him up and hits a Spinebuster and then covers immediately. .....................1 .......................2 .................... Storm kicks out again. Gambino pulls up DarkStorm and places his throat over the bottom rope and then chokes him with his foot. The referee gives him a count, and Gambino releases the hold, and then goes back to it, prompting the referee to kick Gambino's foot off the rope. Gambino then stares down the senior referee Mark Johnson, who backs off.
Stanyer: Gambino should be careful, he doesn't want to get himself disqualified.
Dawg: Why not, he'd keep his World Title.
Stanyer: True, but would his ego stomach the fact he lost to DarkStorm. Despite the fact that DarkStorm is an extremely talented wrestler, Gambino treated him like dirt at the top of the show, what would it do to him to actually lose to someone he treated as inferior.
Dawg: Hmm, you actually have a point there.... hmm......
Gambino turns back to DarkStorm and pulls him to his feet, but Gambino has given DarkStorm chance to recover and he starts to attack with a series of right hands. He sends Gambino to the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Gambino ducks and then knocks DarkStorm down with a Flying Clothesline. Gambino pulls DarkStorm up and goes for a German Suplex, but DarkStorm counters with a Victory Roll. .......................1 .......................2 .......................... Gambino just kicks out. He gets to his feet a little startled by the counter. DarkStorm ducks his right hand and hooks his head and hits the Storm DDT (Reverse DDT). Storm covers. .....................1 .......................2 ........................ Gambino just kicks out. DarkStorm pulls up Gambino, but Gambino counters with a low blow, which the referee doesn't see. Gambino then goes for the Gambino Bomb, but amazingly DarkStorm counters with the DarkStorm Driver (Rios Driver). DarkStorm hooks the leg. ......................1 .........................2 ............................. Gambino just gets his shoulder up. DarkStorm can't believe it. He picks up Gambino and is going for a Russian Leg Sweep when Gambino counters with the Gambino Facebuster. Gambino hooks the leg. .........................1 .........................2 ...........................3!!!
Gambino d. DarkStorm
13:51 Pinfall
Stanyer: Gambino picks up the win, in a closely contested match, probably closer than Gambino had intended.
Dawg: Maybe, but it looks like Gambino isn't finished with DarkStorm.
Gambino goes to the outside and grabs a Steel Chair. The referee tries to stop him, but Gambino pushes him to the ground. Gambino slides into the ring and is about to hit DarkStorm with the chair when "Livin' it up" by Ja' Rule hits and Crusader comes running down from the back. Gambino challenges Crusader to get into the ring and fight, while still holding the chair. Crusader slides in. Gambino swings with the chair, but Crusader ducks underneath and then kicks Gambino in the gut forcing him to drop the chair. Crusader then picks up the chair and drives it into Gambino's gut and then hits the chair across his back. Crusader then scoops up Gambino and goes for the Concussion, when the rest of the gWo hit the ring, minus McFreeze. Crusader manages to deliver the Concussion to Gambino, but then he is jumped by the rest of the gWo and is being beaten down.
Stanyer: Crusader needs some help, and fast, otherwise he might not make it next sunday.
Suddenly "Cowboys from Hell" by Pantera hits and Homicide comes charging out the entrance to a massive pop from the crowd, he charges down to the ring and he slides in and starts to hit gWo members left and right, but it is not long before the numbers begin to consume him, but then "Bad Influence" by Eminem hits and Havok hits the ring, sporting a patch on his forehead. Havok attacks MVD and Crusader & Homicide begin to fight back and eventually clear the ring of the gWo. MVD pulls out Gambino before the three can attack him. The gWo back up the ramp exchanging words as they go.
Dawg: The gWo might have lost this battle, but they will win the war.
Stanyer: We will find out next Sunday, see you then folks.