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Live from the Bradley Center
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
8th December 2001

Pyro's blast off all around the arena as "Master of Puppets" by Metallica plays. The camera pans across the cheering fans in the Bradley Center before it cuts down to the announcers table.

Stanyer: Hello everyone and welcome once again to PWF's Saturday Night Havoc. We are coming to you live from the Bradley Center in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. We have a hot show lined up for you tonight and.....

"Sellout" by Biohazard hits as green lights shine out from underneath the stage, and light up the entrance. Gambino appears through the curtain, and is dressed in the usual black warmup pants with green stripes, and the gWo jersey. MVD is walking along side of him as he makes his way to the ring, and grabs a microphone. The fans boo them as Gambino stands in the middle of the ring waiting to speak, and MVD stands in the corner against the turnbuckle, holding a bag in his hand.

Dawg: What a way to start out the show, with the gWo, and with Gambino's new music.

Stanyer: Very appropriate if you ask me. Damn Sellout.

Gambino:"If you could all be quiet for a minute, I've got a few things I'd like to say to the former PWF World Champion, Crusader."

The fans, surprisingly, quiet down to allow Gambino to speak

Gambino:"Crusader, no doubt about it, you're a hell of an athlete, and a great competitor. Hell, you held that damn World Title for what...4, 5, maybe 6 months...and you had a damn good run with it. I can respect that, and I can respect you. Trust me, in this business, that's all that matters...respect. It doesn't mean @#%$ if someone likes you or not, or if you like them...what matters is that you respect that person. When I step into the ring with someone, and I'm staring across the ring at them, from one corner to the other...I respect them. No matter what I plan on doing to them during the match, no matter how much pain I plan to inflict upon their body, I still respect them. I've done something I'm not too proud of, and I think you all know what I mean. That's right, the World Title match at End of the World. I didn't earn that title, and I shouldn't be carrying the title right now. Crusader should be the one walking around with this belt strapped tightly to his waist, not me. I didn't win it fairly, I won it with the help of MVD and the gWo. That's because I lost sight of what really mattered in the PWF...and that's the respect of your fellow competitors. I screwed up at End of the World, and I didn't show Crusader, the PWF World Champion, the respect that he deserved. So, if you could all bear with me for a moment, I'd like to play something I had the boys in production put together for me. This one's for you Crusader. Roll it guys."

The cameras focus on the tron as a video begins to play. Dreamer by Ozzy Ozzborne begins to play as the PWF logo appears on the tron. Then, Crusader appers on the screen and he is shown making his entrance into an arena on a random Havoc show. Random matches with Crusader involved are then shown, from Havocs and Armageddons leading up to War Games. Dreamer continues to play.

--I'm a dreamer, I dream my life away!! I'm a dreamer, I dream of better days

The War Games PPV logo then flashes across the screen. The Double Jeapordy Ladder Match from War Games is then shown. Various highlights from the match are shown, featuring Crusader facing Power G, and MVD facing Rye Hazwaki, with both the World Title and the United States title on the line

--Travis Right comes running down the ramp and slides into the ring but he is too late as both Crusader Chrome and Rye Hazwaki grab their respective titles and then fall off their ladders. Bloodbath and Havok both superkick Travis as he gets on top of the apron.

Crusader d. Power G
Rye Hazwaki d. MVD

Stanyer: They've done it!!! We have a new World Champion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!--

Dreamer continues to play

--I'm a dreamer, I dream my life away! I'm a dreamer, I dream of better days!--

More highlights from Havoc and Armageddon shows leading up to the Last Man Standing PPV are shown. Various highlights involving Crusader are shown. The Last Man Standing PPV logo flashes across the screen as highlights from the Last Man Standing World Title match are shown, including Crusader and Power G

--Stanyer: OH MY GOD!!! THE CONCUSSION FROM THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE THROUGH A TABLE. OH MY GOD!!! HE JUST KILLED POWER G!!!!!

Dawg: I don't believe it, I never knew he had the balls to do such a move.

Stanyer: Now Crusader has to make it to his feet before the ten count.

Both men are down in a mess of broken table and metal. The referee begins his ten count on both men. 1........................2.....................3...................4...................Both Crusader and Power G begin to stir.............5.................6.............Crusader grabs hold of the apron with one hand...........7........Power G grabs the barricade with one hand............8..............Crusader drags himself up to one knee...........Power G drags himself up to on knee...................9.....................Crusader manages to pull himself up to his feet, he staggers backwards........10!!! Power G pulls himself to his feet but it is too late and the bell sounds. Both men then collapse and rest themselves against the barricade and the apron respectively.

Crusader d. Power G

James: The winner of the match, and STILL PWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, "THE ONE" CRUSADER CHROME. Massive Cheer from the crowd--

Dreamer continues to play, as even more highlights are shown. This time, random highlights involving Crusader from various Havoc and Armageddon shows leading up to the Rumble in the Bronx PPV. The Rumble in the Bronx PPV logo then flashes across the screen as highlights from the World Title match are shown, this time, it's Crusader defending the title against General Leo.

--Leo sees Thorn coming and leaves Crusader for a second. Mark Johnson goes to stop Thorn from entering the ring, then the camera pans to behind the announcers table as we see Eraser climbing out of the crowd.

Stanyer: It's Eraser, now we know why Thorn was out here, but then what does Eraser have to do with Leo or Crusader???

Eraser slides into the ring and throws a chair at Leo, he catches it, Eraser then charges at Leo and hits The Eraser smashing the chair back into the face of Leo. Eraser then places Crusader on top of Leo and then leaves the ring. Thorn drops down from the apron and Mark Johnson turns around and sees Crusader on top of Leo. ...................1 .........................2 ............................3!!!!

Crusader d. Leo

James: The winner of the match, and STILL PWF WORLD CHAMPION, "THE ONE" Crusader Chrome.Crowd gives a cheer, but they are still puzzled by Eraser's actions--

Dreamer continues to play

--I'm a dreamer, I dream my life away! I'm a dreamer, I dream my life away!--

The Dangerous Ground PPV logo flashes across the screen as highlights from the Triple Threat World Title match are shown, with Eraser vs. General Leo vs. Crusader

--Crusader picks up Eraser and goes to lift him up when he counters and lifts the World Champ up and hangs him up on the top rope. Crusader staggers around the ring and then into Eraser who goozles him and then delivers a Devastating One Handed Chokeslam. Eraser covers. .....................1 ..........................2 .............................. Crusader just kicks out. Eraser picks up Crusader and hooks the head and delivers a viscious Reverse DDT. Eraser then picks up Crusader and sets up and delivers a Powerbomb. Eraser then drags Crusader towards the turnbuckle and starts to climb it. But as he does, Crusader miraculously gets to his feet. He goozles Eraser as he is trying to climb the turnbuckle. A buzz runs around the arena as Crusader starts to climb the turnbuckle while still holding onto Eraser. But Eraser comes back and gets in a couple of right hands and then goes to goozle Crusader, but it is blocked and Crusader uses his strength to push the hand of Eraser away and then re-goozles him. Crusader puts Eraser' arm over his shoulder and then lifts Eraser up before jumping off and deliver the Ice Breaker (Chokeslam from Hell) from the top rope. Crusader then makes the cover as the crowd chant the count along with him. .......................1 .........................2 ...............................3!!!!!!!!!!

James: The winner and STILL PWF World Heavyweight Champion, Crusader Chrome. Massive Cheer from the crowd.

Stanyer: Crusader has done it, he's going to the End of the World PPV, and he will be in the Main Event.--

Now, highlights from the Havoc and Armageddon shows leading up to the End of the World are shown. Various clips involving Gambino, Crusader, and the GWO are shown. The End of the World PPV logo then flashes across the screen as Dreamer continues to play. Highlights are then shown of Gambino vs. Crusader for the World Title at End of the World

--Gambino is surprised that Crusader kicked out, he signals to MVD, who climbs onto the 2nd Turnbuckle. Gambino then sets Crusader up in a Piledriver. MVD jumps off to deliver the Spike Piledriver. Gambino covers. ............................1 ..................................2 ..................................... Crusader gets his shoulder up. Gambino slams his fist into the mat. Gambino pulls Crusader up. MVD throws Gambino the chair, he holds it in front of Crusader's head and then MVD delivers the Vandaminator. Gambino goes to cover, but MVD tells him to leave him. MVD climbs to the top rope and then delivers the Five Star Frog Splash. Gambino then covers. ...........................1 ............................2 ............................ Crusader gets his shoulder up again.

Stanyer: What will it take to beat Crusader? The man seems almost inhuman, he is still hanging on, despite the fact it is now a 2 on 1 massacre, he still refuses to stay down.

Dawg: He just just give it up, it's over, let it be.

A now very pissed off Gambino slams the steel chair into the mat, he picks up Crusader and delivers the Gambino Facebuster onto the steel chair, he covers. .............................1 ..............................2 .....................................3!!!!

Gambino d. Crusader
42:47 Pinfall

James: The winner of the match, and NEW PWF World Heavyweight Champion, Antonio Gambino. The crowd boos furiously, chants of @#%$ ring around the arena, and drinks and food is thrown into the ring.--

--I'm a dreamer, I dream my life away! I'm a dreamer, I dream of better days!--

Dreamer then comes to a close as the GWO logo appears on the tron and the screen goes blank

Gambino:"You see Crusader, it's all been a dream. All of your title matches, your title defenses, dreams. You beating Power G...you and Rye beating Power G and MVD...you beating General Leo...and also you beating Leo and Eraser in that triple threat match, all a big long dream. But End of the World...you had a rude awakening didn't you? You sure as hell recieved a wake up call at End of the World when I beat you for the PWF World Championship, and that's the night your dream turned into a nightmare!"

The fans are really giving it to Gambino now

Gambino:"You think I give a @#%$ if you, or anyone else in the PWF respects me? You think I give a @#%$ if you, or anyone else in this damn place likes me? Think again pal! I don't like anyone here and I damn sure don't respect anyone else, so why the hell would I want you to like me or respect me? I know what you're saying, well, what about the gWo? What about what the gWo thinks about you? What if they don't respect you, or if they don't like you? I don't have to ask myself 'what if,' because I know they respect me, just as I respect them. We are the number one super power in the PWF, and the whole industry right now, and no one is gonna stop us! NO ONE!"

Gambino paces the ring a bit as @#%$ chants begin

Gambino:"Yeah, yeah, yeah...you know, I may be an @#%$, but I'm a fair @#%$. That's right....that's why tonight, I will give Crusader his chance at getting back the World Title."

The fans cheer, thinking that Gambino will be giving Crusader a shot tonight, on Havoc

Gambino:"Don't get excited, your hero isn't getting a title shot tonight. No, but he'll get the chance to earn a title shot...right here in this ring tonight, in a number 1 contendors match against...well, I'm not quite sure yet. You see, that's where my fairness comes into play. I could choose, oh, I don't know...MVD, or Power G to face him...but I won't. I won't stack the deck against Crusader, I'll give him a fair chance to earn his shot. You see MVD there, holding that bag, in that bag is every single PWF wrestlers name, and I'll draw a name from the bag, and who's ever name I draw, that will be Crusaders opponent for tonight. MVD..."

Gambino motions for MVD to come to the center of the ring. MVD then carries the bag to the center of the ring and holds it out for Gambino. Gambino then reaches into the bag and pulls out a piece of paper, and unfolds it. He takes a look at the paper, and a smirk appears on his face as he see's who Crusaders opponent will be

Gambino:"Well, you're not gonna believe this. Crusaders opponent for tonights Main Event number one contendors match is...."

A smirk once again appears on the face of Gambino as he reveals the opponent

Gambino:"Havok!"

Dawg: Hah, now that was a surprise.

Stanyer: What a damn setup, they just want to split up the OutKasts. To make sure Crusader has no friends whatsoever at HardKore Hell.

The fans all boo, as they believe that Gambino intentionally set up the opponent

Gambino:"That's it then...tonight, in this ring, Crusader will face his fellow Outkast member, Havok, to earn a chance at the World Title at Hardkore Hell."

The fans all boo as Gambino announces the match, and Gambino hands the microphone to MVD

MVD grabs the mic smiling in reflection to what Gambino has just said......... he taps the microphone to make sure its working as the crowd continue to boo him..... MVD simply shrugs off the heat and begins to talk

MVD:- That was quite a verse you just delivered there my friend..... but it just goes to show that to be successful in the PWF, you have to align yourself with MVD and the gWo.

Crowd boos wildly and a Crusader chant kicks up around the arena

MVD:- I've said it so many times before..... we call all the shots in the PWF...... we make our break careers and we are the deciding factor in making champions. Antonio Gambino was the scapegoat for Crusader's success, over-looked in every aspect and was abandoned by his fellow PWFers....... The OutKasts to try and take the gWo on by himself. Thats right everyone....... your champion Crusader used Gambino as a shield to stop the gWo taking his title. But we all know the masterplan by now was to bring Gambino to the Green World Order and bring back the World Title to it's final resting place.

The crowd hiss viciously at MVD at the thought of the gWo always holding the World Title

MVD:- The wheels have been sent into motion and the new era of dominance has begun......... tonight..... everyone's favourite wrestler M........V........D (2 thumb pose) will face the Master of P.

MVD grins wickedly as the crowd chuckle to themselves

MVD:- But not only that........... MVD will face Superstar Davey K for the Mickey Mouse Championship at Hardkore Hell. Our mission of taking all the gold in the PWF will be forefilled and a couple of 2 dollar diamond store hoods won't stand in the way of the Green Machine.

Stanyer: Oh, just giving themselves title shots now are they.

Dawg: Why not?

Down with the sickness hits and MVD lofts Gambino's hand in the air in triumph as the dark shadow of the gWo lingers over the heads of Master P and Superstar Davey K

{Commerical Break}

Relive two of the greatest events the PWF has seen in the NEW Classic PWF DVD line from Paramount Pictures.

At End of the World I, see future stars such as Antonio Gambino, Diablo and The Twin Towers before they became main-eventers. Witness Thorn demolish talented opposistion in a Four-Way Last Man Standing match for the Hardcore championship. Watch Solo defend his Hell in a Cell belt once more, this time against newcomer Scarface. And stare in awe as Rumble-winner Karkass takes on The Game for the world title,a match which established The Game as the biggest name in PWF wrestling for many years to come.

End of the World II was named the show to end all shows. Ironically it quite literally did end all shows and this DVD proves why. Anthony Frost, James Stanyer and Bid Dave Lambourne brought you a splendid tag battle between Beastness and Maximum Carnage and a suprise upset when Bud Dawg demolished Diablo, hours before his title shot. Boggle your eyes at an amazing stable match between the Alliance of Darkness and the Reapers of the Night. View Stoney put up a brave fight against Solo, who announced a move to friendly federation MoW Slaughterhouse moments before. Rack your brains with a confusing Hardcore matchup with General Leo and the self-proclaimed Xtreme Master, Blackbird. In a riveting Inferno Triple-threat for the US title, share Crusader's joy at beating such hardened opponents in Leo and Antonio Gambino. See three out of four tag team competetors taken to hospital in a dangerous Tag Team Title match only to be followed by Bloodbath as Dark Warrior wins the Hell in a Cell title match. In a suprisingly brilliant Triple Threat ladder match, see The X pick up the Lightweight Championship.

And finally witness the greatest match of all time as Rumble-winner AND former champion Eraser (aKa The Game) takes on DeMoN, Diablo and current champion FireStorm in a Four-Way Ladder In a Cell match, the best to grace our screens.

DVD Special Features:

Interviews with all the big names e.g Eraser, Diablo and Lords of Ice.

*SPECIAL* limited editon interviews with Mr.Pellington, Stanyer, Big Dave, Anthony Frost, Alison, Gambino, Showstopper and Bloodbath. And the rest of the staff also!

The Making of the PPVs

Saturday Night Havoc, Doomsday and Armageddon 's of the week before each of the aforementioned shows.

Highlights of both Rumble's.

Dolby 5:1 Surround sound.

Crystal clear picture.

Bumper 6-disk set.

{End Commerical}

DarkStorm is seen walking down the hallway with his bags, looking like he is going to his dressing room. Johnny Mayhem comes walking up to DarkStorm, and addresses him about Power G and his match against Loki tonight

Mayhem: "DarkStorm, you got a minute?"

DarkStorm: "yea...."

Mayhem: "In the last couple of weeks, you haven't been the same DarkStorm as we have seen in the past, does the gWo or Power G have anything to do with it...."

DarkStorm: "....I've just been thnking about some stuff, and as a wise prophet once said, there are two roads to every destiny, a crossroads if you will, I have come to one of these crossroads, but that something that only fate can decide...."

Mayhem: "True, true, but Storm, how do you feel about Power G so called ignoreing you....."

DarkStorm: "....I have given it some thought, and I have come to the conclusion that Opie Peewee is afraid of the of me, but PeeWee's time is coming....."

Mayhem: "Well, I guess that means you aren't really concerned with Power G..."

DarkStorm: "Oh quite the oppisite, PeeWee Man is on my mind, but thats a story that you'll have to watch to find out what I have in store for him and the gWo....."

Mayhem: "...alrighty then, tonight, you face Loki....whats you opinion about him..."

DarkStorm: "I don't have an opinion about him.......I always wondered where he got that name form, I think I got figured it out though.....lonky, thats where he got the name....."

Mayhem: "Lonky?"

DarkStorm: "Yea lonky, and tonight Lonky, its time to get the show back where it belongs............so come one and all, to the greatest show on earth....the show that defines a Storm, a DarkStorm...."

Storm looks into the camera, and then walks into his dressing room, but when he opens the door, there is someone sitting in one of the chairs, but we can't quite make out who it is

Loki and Gremlin are seen sitting in front of the TV in Loki's locker room. Gremlin seems to be working feverishly with a game controller. As the camera gets closer, it appears the two are playing Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3. Gremlin seems to be in the middle of a very long grind in the Foundry. Finally, he can no longer keep his balance so he stops the grind and the clock stops.

Gremlin: 80, 000!!! Beat that! Yeah!!! What's that? They want a chant? Grem-lin rocks! Grem-lin rocks! Grem-lin rocks!

Loki: You just chill out there little buddy. It ain't over till the Fat Lady sings. And last I saw, she was in the middle of scarfin' down a 6 foot party sub!

Gremlin: It comes down to this run, Lok-dawg. No turning back now. I allowed your "best two-outta three" and now we're tied up. Good luck beating that!

Loki: Just you wait.

Loki starts his run, using a custom skater that looks much like himself. As time ticks by, it's apparent that the pressure is on. Loki is missing even the simplest of tricks. With about 20 seconds left, Loki has only accumulated 45, 000.

Gremlin: You're history pal! May as well just admit defeat now!

Loki: Not yet! There's one trick yet that both you and I know can win this thing.

Loki is heading back up the ramp to the starting point. He gets to the top with 16 seconds left. He skates around the platform to angle himself better. He hits the ramp on the far right side with a 360 cannonball. 10 seconds. He zips across the platform and hits the very edge of the ramp on the other side with 5 seconds left. He leaps, grinds the rail on the wall, kick flips off to the next rail, kick flips to the next rail and with just barely enough speed kickflips off this one with a 540 Fingerflip and barely sticks the landing on the lower rail with a Darkslide. Gremlin looks on with anticipation, knowing that Loki may very well have done it here. He leaps off the rail and sticks the landing. The total points and bonuses for this string of tricks adds up to a whopping 48, 000 points. More than enough to win it.

Gremlin: NOOOO!!!!

Loki: YEEEAAAHHH!!!! I beat you little man!!! (mimicking Gremlin) What's that? They want a chant? Three word chant! Three word chant! Three word chant!

Gremlin: Three word chant?

Loki: Yeah! It was something I was thinking of incorporating into my whole shpiel. You know, when the fans get all hyped up they can start yellin' "Three word chant!" and I'll know it's for me!

Gremlin: Well, it's better than most chants these guys come up with.

Loki: Ain't it though? Anyways, you're footin' the pizza bill for the week, as was agreed before our little match.

Gremlin: Yeah yeah yeah. Speaking of matches, don't you have a match tonight.

Loki: Oh yeeeaaahhhhh. I better get ready for that.

Stanyer: Loki had better get ready pronto, his match is next!!!

Dawg: Pah, 80,000 points, I could beat that anyday.

DarkStorm v Loki
Referee: Duane Dibley
Credit Bman

Thunder is heard on the oppisite side of the titantron and makes its way around each oppisite sides of the arena until directly in front of the titantron, then two bolts of lightning strike from the rafters, and "CLick CLick Boom", by Saliva hits and out of the smoke from the pryos come DarkStorm, he stops at the top of the ramp and flods his arms over each other, and looks around, then he drops them and runs to the ring, he slides under the bottom rope. Storm gets up and runs and jump to the second rope, he throws a hand up, and the crowd cheers.

James: Introducing from Clinton, NC weighing 230lbs, DarkStorm.Crowd Cheers

"Mope" by The Bloodhound Gang thumps over the speakers as the fans begin cheering. Loki rolls out from the backstage area on a custom made Big-Wheel wearing an oversized pair of blue goggles. He removes the goggles and dismounts from the Big-Wheel. He dances about the stage in a bizarre fashion as he entices the crowd to cheer louder. Satisfied with his efforts, Loki gets back on the Big-Wheel and rolls all the way to the ring.

James: Introducing from Asbury Park, New Jersey, weighing 225lbs, "The God of Mischief". Loki

Report: Loki walks around the ring sizing up DarkStorm as Storm looks at Loki to be thinking this match must be a joke. Loki and Storm tie up, Darkstorm attempting for an arm wrench but isn't successful as Loki flips out of it and hooks an arm wrench of his own in.Loki pounds on the arm a bit and then sends Darkstorm of the ropes,Darkstorm comes bakc and Loki leapfrogs in the air.As Loki comes down Darkstorm catches him and hits a capture suplex sending Loki hard to the mat,Darkstorm covers ................1 ........................2 ...................Loki kicks out.Darkstorm looks suprised at ref Duane Dibley who says it's only a 2 count.DarkStorm grabs loki by the hair and raises him up,Darkstorm attempts a powerbomb but Loki reverses it into a hurricanranna but not good enough to get a count.Loki flips up and dances around the fallen body of Darkstorm who is starting to move again.Loki climbs to the top rope and waits for Darkstorm to get up,as Darkstorm raises himself up Loki shoots off the ropes and trys to hit a front dropkick only to land about 1 3 feet short of Darkstorm.

Dawg: Not a very smart thing to do what a crack pot!

Stanyer: That was a not very smart move but he's not a crack pot!

Darkstorm takes Loki's mishab to his upperhand as he locks in an ankle lock in the center of the ring.Loki screams in pain moving back and forth tyring to get to the ropes as Darkstorm tightents the grip,Loki continues to move around finally getting to the ropes but Darkstorm won't release the hold.Duane Dibley counts to 4 and Darkstorm breaks the hold.As Loki lies on the ground holding his leg Darkstorm hook punches him in the head.Darkstorm lifts up Loki and gives him a Dragon Screw,Loki holds his leg in much amount of pain as Darkstorm lifts him up again and hits yet another Dragon Screw on the God of Mischief

Dawg: He's not so funny now is he hahaha! I love to see that worm feel pain!

Stanyer: Keep your comments to yourself man..

DarkStorm trys to lock in the ankle lock again but somehow Loki reverses it into a lowblow.As Darkstorm falls to his knees in pain Loki helps himself up with the ropes.Loki singnals with his leg for the last laugh as Darkstorm gets up bent over,Loki runs and puts his leg over Darkstorms head and trys to hit the Last Laugh but Darkstorm moves his head out of the way and locks in another ankle lock slamming Loki's leg hard to the mat.Loki screaming in pain starts to move to the ropes as Darkstorm trys to pull him back,Loki finally reaches the ropes and rolls out of the ring.Darkstorm follows him out and rolls Loki back into the ring and gets himself postioned on the apron.Loki gets up after a bit of time holding his leg and he shoulder blocks Darkstorm in the stomach doubling Darkstorm over.Loki grabbs Darkstorms head and sets up for a powerbomb, As Loki brings Darkstorm up Darkstorm spins around into the ring and hits the Darkstorm Driver sends Loki right down to the mat on hsi head.Darkstrom hooks the leg ......................1 ...................2 .................3!!!!!

Darstorm d. Loki
9:25 Pinfall

Stanyer: DarkStorm picks up the win to continue his impressive record here in the PWF.

Dawg: It was a close match, but the future jobber won. Probably be his last win as well.

Stanyer: Future Jobber?

Dawg: Haven't you heard? That's what the gWo has planned for DarkStorm, jobberdom, he will be the ultimate jobber.

Stanyer: I think DarkStorm might have something to say about that...

Cymbals clash and Metallica's "Whereever I May Roam" erupts through out the arena. A huge pop is heard from the crowd as the sharply dressed duo of Kull and Alexander walk out to the ring. Kull has his hair pulled back yet again, while Alexander has his new sunglasses on and carrying a mic in his left hand and the American Flag in the right. The two stop and the bottom of the ramp and both raise their right arm which is directly followed by an explosion that leads cause two flames to shoot across creating an X behind them. They then continue their walk to the ring and slide in.

Alexander: I'm sure you all saw what happened on Armageddon. That had to be the sorriest display of wrestling I've ever seen. I'd imagine that your great mentor Shawn Micheals taught you how to screw people over and run away win they're gonna make you look bad.

Kull: You see boys, you get to face us again tonight and this time you hit one of us with that flag of yours and we'll be more then happy to desecrate your Canadian flag for you, when I shove it up your asses.

the crowd responds with a huge pop.

Alexander: You see I may not have been born an American but you can damn well bet I'm proud to be one now.

The crowds cheers get even louder

Kull: You know your little entrance is right, you are the scum of the earth. Tonight we will teach you two to respect America and the Gods of War.

Alexander: Be prepared..... the American War Wagon approaches.

Cymbals crash and Metallica's "Whereever I May Roam." hits and the Former PWF World Tag Team Champions slide out of the ring and walked to the back to an extremely loud chorus of Cheers.

Scum of the Earth plasy suddenly as God's of War make their way half way up the stage.Bman appears suddenly behind the curtain with a mic in hand.Bman looks left then right at the crowd to hear a mixed reaction of boos and cheers, as he smirks the crowd quiets down

Bman: B...man....In...da.....House!!!!!! You God's tell me I'm a sorry excuse when your former tag team champions! this team started not even a month ago and we've beaten 2 amazing teams...former tag team champions~Bman points to G.O.W~ And a "Brutal Force"~Bman does the Brutal Force taunt~And yet we still haven't gotten a title shot from either tag-team champions! Also you talk about the American Wagon coming? and Canadians are Scum of The earth? well I"m proud to be Canadian and I'm not gonna take that one bit because you see Alexsander...Kull Americans might think they are smart but Canadians know they are so what I'm telling you is you can bring an American Wagon, An American Carousel hell you can bring the four horsemen of Apocolypse but the thing is....You can't beat the Kaos!!!And maybe sticking flags up other people's ass are a custom or birthday tradtion in Shangraila and Rome but in Canada we rescept our flags and our fellow people so you just might wanna think about that.And when we destroy you tonight you will know why you Can't defeat the Kaos!!!! G.O.W Bring it Or Go Home!!

Kull trys to step forward but Alexander holds him back as Bman taunts them both.Bman flipps them the finger and then walks backstage as the cameras cut

The Camera Follows Bman as he walks in the backstage.Bman looks around and comes to a door which reads Canadian Kaos locker room.Bman opens the door to see Hanibal sitting in a chair

Bman: What the heck are you doing?

Hanibal: Food break...what do you except a soon to be champ has to eat you know lol

Bman: Yeah I guess you're right....So Hanibal what did you think of me bad mouthing the G.O.W? That was awesome! I loved just doing that you guys must have enjoyed it 2

Hanibal: Hell yeah!

Bman: Well that's the starting of a huge mockery! because when we defeat them at Havok we will then face either the World Tag Champs or the Hardcore Tag Champs hahaha! and there's nothing they can do about it.because we have Hanibal the Canadian Distrubance and Bman the Main..E...Vent! Now what does the G.O.W. have? Alexander and Kull the Conquor wooooooooo! that's impressive...there's too many big men in this tag team division I mean we got Big Popa and the Brutal Force aswell I mean BF isn't the biggest butmost likly the badest S.O.B's here..Anywayz I just came here to ask if your ready to kick some G.O.W ass!?

Hanibal: Sure am lets go!

Bman and Hanibal walk out of the dressing room to prepare for their match as the camera cuts out

As Bman and Hanibal walk down the hall a reporter stops them in the hall

Mayhem: Bman...Hanibal...can I ask you some questions?

Bman looks kinda ticked off and Hanibal cracks his knuckles and is ready to punch but Bamn stops him

Bman: Yeah sure but hurry it up

Mayhem: What are your acutal thoughts of the God's of War?

Hanibal: Frankly I can't stand them!

Bman: ...acutally? acutally I think the God's of War aren't too bad if they'd try harder to acutally wrestle! they always do punching or crappy big men moves! I mena seriously! and the fact they aren't Canadian just sets it off even more.

Mayhem: ....ok.....ummm what is your double team move? I mena every team has one...L.O.D. has the Doomsday Device, Dudley Boyz have 3D God's Of Wa..

Bman: don't say that name when you're talking to the Main Event....our Team Finsher is called Canadian Katashtropy and what happens....wait are you Canadian?

Mayhem: Umm no I'm acutally from California....

Bman: I just gave an interview to a non Canadian reporter...you wanna see the tag finisher you got it punk!

Bman kicks the reporter in the stomach and lets Hanibal put him in the set up of the Deep Impact.Hanibal lifts him all of a sudden for a powerbomb as Bman grabs the reporters head.Hanibal and Bman both sit down slaming the reporters head and back to the ground.Bman spits on him and Candian Kaos walk off to the stage area

Alexander and Kull are seen walking towards the entrance to the ring. Both men are ready for their match. Kull's faces is deadlocked on anger with his hair still pulled back, and Alexander is nothing but focused with the American flag in his right hand proped on his right shoulder. They walk by Johnny one of the ring crew, who is waiting for the end of the show to take down the ring. Johnny notices them and as they pass yells out "God Bless" to the Gods of War.

{Commercial Break}

**Three kids are playing �dice� on a street corner**

Billy- �Where�s the cream filling?�

Tom- �That�s a stupid commercial.�

Jack- �Is not!�

Billy- �Yeah! Hostess RULES!�

Tom- �No!�

Jack- �Yeah!� **Begins to cry**

**Suddenly, Sabre and Big Poppa come out of no where.**

Big Poppa- �What seems to be the problem, boys?�

Jack- �Ta-tom said Hostess is stupid.�

Tom- �No I didn��

Sabre- �I think I heard enough. Poppa, you know what to do.�

**Big Poppa and Sabre whip out rings put them on their fingers, and yell out**

Sabre and Poppa- �PAP-IZE!�

**There�s a big poof of smoke, and when it clears, corny music plays and Big Poppa and Sabre are dressed up in �superhero� costumes.**

All Three Kids: �Whoa! It�s Moonsault Man and his partner Purple Paptizer!�

Purple Paptizer: �That�s right kids! It�s time to stop your silly fighting over those fatty hostess treats!�

Moonsault Man: �Yeah! It�s time to have a new hip after-school snack that everyone will agree on.�

**Enter superhero music.**

Voice- �That�s right, prepare to eat Sab-Pops! The next generation of treats! Moms and kids alike approve of these natural flavored suckers. With two �Super� flavors, Moonsault Maroon and Paptize Purple, you are sure to enjoy.�

**Big Poppa and Sabre hand Sab-Pops to the kids**

(all kids)- �Thanks Moonsault Man and Purple Paptizer.�

Big Poppa- �No problem citizens. Just don�t trip over your shoelaces.�

(everyone)- �Bahahahahahaha.�

Voice- �Sab-Pops are brought to you by the makers of Moose-flakes. Sab-Pops is a trademark of DSM and Co.�

{End Commerical}

Gods of War v Canadian Kaos
Referee: Chris Regan

Fire erupts from the stage as the cameras return to the show. The Beautiful People by Marilyn Mason hits and Red and White Pyros burst from the stage. More Pyros explode while a red mist slithers it way through the arena. The crowd roars as Bman and Hanibal appear on stage. Hanibal falls to one knee and Bman raises his arm. They make their way to the ring and ascend opposite turnbuckles. The lights turn on as Bman hops down from the turnbuckle and grabs a Mic from the ring announcer

James: Introducing from Canada, at a combined weight of 467lbs, Bman and Hanibal, Canadian Kaos.

Fire Erupts from the stage and continues to burn as "Wherever I may Roam" By Metallica hits Threw the fire walks Alexander and Kull. They look to the crowd and the crowd explodes. They March to the ring and Kull climbs the turnbuckle and raises his sword.

James: Introducing at a combined weight of 513lbs, Alexander and Kull, The Gods of War Crowd Cheers loudly

Report: Bman and Alexander start out. They tie up, Alexander uses his extra power to push Bman into the turnbuckle and then hits a couple of right hands and then whips him out. Bman reverses and follows in, but gets caught with a reverse elbow. As Bman turns away, Alexander lifts him up and delivers a back drop. Bman is quickly back up. Alexander sends him to the ropes and then delivers a Hip Toss. Bman is up a little slower as Alexander tags in Kull. They both send him to the ropes and then deliver a Double Team Flapjack. Kull covers. .......................1 .......................... 2 ...................... Bman kicks out. Kull pulls him up and hooks him up for a DDT, but Bman counters with a rabbit punch to the kidney. Bman then knocks Kull down with a Jump Spinning Back Kick. Bman then makes a tag to Hanibal. He comes in and hits Kull with a couple of heavy forearms. Hanibal sends Kull to the ropes and picks Kull up, but he counters with a Flying Head Scissors. Hanibal gets to his feet a little stunned and gets caught with the Terra Kick (Shuffle Sidekick). Kull then springs to the top rope and catches Hanibal with Dueling Fates (Twisting Body Attack) as he was getting up. Kull makes a cover. ........................1 .......................2 ........................... Hanibal kicks out.

Stanyer: The Gods of War have been quicker out of the blocks so far. Looking for revenge after Canadian Kaos pulled out a cheap win over them on Armageddon this week.

Dawg: I never saw this cheap win? Looked fair and square to me.

Kull pulls up Hanibal and kicks him in the gut and then hits a hard knife edge chop. Kull then sends Hanibal to the ropes and hits a Spinning Wheel Kick. Kull then sits on the top rope as Hanibal staggers up and staggers towards Kull. He hooks his head and goes for the World Conqueror (Tornado DDT) but Hanibal counters half way through and delivers a Spinebuster. Hanibal staggers over and tags in his partner. Bman quickly pulls up Kull and slams his head into the turnbuckle and then unloads on him with right hands. He pulls him out and then delivers a Snap Suplex. Kull again staggers up and Bman kicks him in the gut and then delivers a Quick DDT. Bman covers. ......................1 .........................2 .......................... Kull kicks out. Bman pulls Kull up and looks to Irish whip him, but the drags Kull back and hits an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex. Bman then tags in Hanibal. Bman then lifts Kull up and delivers a Backbreaker and holds him over his knee as Hanibal is on the top rope and flies off with a Leg Drop which nearly takes Kull's head off. Hanibal covers. .............................1 .................................2 ......................... Alexander is there to break up the count. Chris Regan steps in to send Alexander back to his corner. Hanibal quickly puts Kull in his corner where Bman starts to choke him while Hanibal delivers some kicks to the gut. Chris Regan turns around and Bman holds his arms up as if to say he hasn't done anything.

Dawg: Canadian Kaos showing what a well oiled team they are. Quick tags, working together. I'm impressed with their work so far.

Stanyer: So far, every time they win, they have to cheat. That's not what I call good work.

Hanibal tags in Bman. They send Kull towards the ropes and go for a Double Clothesline, but Kull ducks underneath and then comes off the ropes and takes both of Canadian Kaos down with a Flying Cross Body. All three men stay down for a moment. Bman gets up, only to see Kull diving to tag in Alexander. Who flies in and smashes Bman off his feet with a Clothesline. Hanibal gets up, but is knocked back down with the Roman Kick. Bman is back up and Alexander sends him to the ropes and hits the KO Punch. Bman gets back up again and Alexander lifts him up and delivers the Emporer's Hammer (CannonBall Buster). Hanibal gets up and Kull springboards off the ropes and knocks him down with a Moonsault. Alexander lifts Bman up for the Fall of Rome (Reverse DVD) But Bman drops down behind and rolls up Alexander in a School Boy and then as Chris Regan drops down for the count, he places his feet on the middle rope. .........................1 ............................2 ...............................3!!!! Immediately Bman rolls out of the ring, and pulls Hanibal out as well.

Canadian Kaos d. Gods of War
8:05 Pinfall

Stanyer: They've done it again, they've cheated someone out of a win for the third time in a row. Something needs to be done about this.

Dawg: Like what? They won didn't they, what have I always told you, winning is everything. No matter how good you are, nobody remembers a gallant loser. They remember who won, and Canadian Kaos won.

Stanyer: Well at the rate Canadian Kaos are going, they might find themselves in HardKore Hell if they continue to cheat their way through wins.

McCoy checks his watch. He's ten minutes late. A knock is heard on the door. McCoy opens it. Standing there is some runner for Tedison.

Runner: Sir, Mr. Tedison wants to know when he's going to interview you. You're late.

McCoy: I'm not late. Tedison said 30 minutes ago to me "I'll interview you in half an hour Sir."

Runner: That's not what he said to me.

McCoy: Hmmm. Tedison lying eh? Who would have thought it? Then again, I never thought I'd see the day Tedison had a runner. I bet you get paid peanuts.

Runner: Don't tell anyone but I'm actually earn more than him.

McCoy laughs and then walks out. 50 metres up the corridor is Tedison, standing waiting for McCoy. He stroll's up to him.

Tedison: (to camera) And he comes the Real McCoy. McCoy, how do you feel about Power G winning the Lightweight Title back from DarkStorm.

McCoy: Who? What?

Tedison: You know, the events of the past couple of weeks.

McCoy: Oh that. Firstly, it's not the Challenge Title, it's the gWo Title. Get it right next time. I'm still confused about Power G "winning" back the gWo Title from someone I've never heard. The title seemed to disappear for a few weeks. I hope you didn't have anything to do with it's disappearance Tedison. I hear you've been telling lies.

Tedison: (starled) Lies? I never lie.

McCoy: That's not what I've heard.

McCoy turns to look at the runner. Tedison notices and also turns to the runner. He pulls a face at him to show his anger and confusion.

Tedison: It's not true whatever he's said. But you still haven't mentioned DarkStorm.

McCoy: Who is this person?

Tedison: The man who's been the holder of the Chall.....erm....gWo Title for the past few weeks.

McCoy: I've just told you. It got lost. Power G never lost it to another person. G hasn't fought in a long time. You've been taking something you shouldn't be Tedison?

Tedison looks at the runner, wondering if he's told McCoy something.

Tedison: No I haven't. It seems you have though. You can't even remember DarkStorm.

McCoy: Listen Tedison. I've never heard of him, seen him and Power G certainly hasn't fought him. (to the runner) You wanna book him in for an appointment at the doctors.

McCoy begins to walk of. He has one last thing to say to the runner.

McCoy: You spend that extra money you earn more than Tedison wisely, you hear.

Tedison: Extra money? Hey, what the hell??

McCoy walks of laughing. Tedison is questioning the runner while he's deny it.

Dawg: Ha, looks like The Real McCoy has Ted Tedison in a spin, he has lost the plot already.

Stanyer: I didn't know Ted had a runner, hell, even I don't have a runner.

Dawg: Well, not too sure he should be called Ted's runner, after all, the runner does get paid more than Ted.

Stanyer: Hmm, not too sure on that one, last I heard, he was on more than us.

Dawg: What? This can't be? I'll have to have words with someone in the office about that tomorrow morning...

Stanyer: Anyway, back into the show, Power G defends his Lightweight Title against Sabre.

The Sabre v Power G
Referee: Carlton Rock

The lights begin to dim and the fans quiet down in anticipation. The words "Real Show" fade in and out on the dark UltraTron, and the lights suddenly turn on and fire works blast off as a customized version of Limp Bizkit's My Way starts up

James: "Coming to the ring at this time, at a combined weight of 515lbs, Big Poppa and The SabreMassive Cheer from the crowd

The audience goes mad as Big Poppa and Sabre emerge through the Havoc curtains. They do a air-guitar taunt to the tune of the song, and they Big Poppa dances down to the ring as Sabre walks down hi-fi-ing all the fans

"Zombie Nation" by Kernkraft 400 plays as a Green Light descends upon the arena. The Entrance Lights flash along with the beat as the music plays. When the synth kicks in, Power G walks out with The Real McCoy as the lights flash various shades of green, both men are holding Microphones. Power G begins to hit himself to psyche himself up, before walking to the ring with the Real McCoy.

James: Introducing, from Holguin, Cuba, weighing 230lbs, Power G. Crowd Boos, but a number of cheers are heard

Report: The two men tie up. Sabre goes into a headlock, Power G pushes him off into the ropes and then takes him over with a hip toss. Sabre lands on his feet and then kicks Power G in the gut, doubling him over. Sabre then goes for a Flip Over Leg Drop to the back of the head, but Power G stands up, amazingly, Sabre lands on his feet. G gets in a knife edge chop. The Green Machine then hits another hard knife edge chop, the sound of which echoes throughout the arena. Power G then sends Sabre to the ropes and lifts him onto his back and hits the Back Body Flip. Power G reaches back and pulls the leg up for the cover. .......................1 .........................2 ......................... Sabre kicks out. Sabre gets to his feet. G gets in a couple of boots to the stomach and then sends Sabre to the turnbuckle. Power G follows in, but Sabre lifts himself up and then rolls up Power G. .........................1 .....................2 ....................... he kicks out. Power G rolls to his feet and charges at Sabre who takes him over with a Japanese Arm Drag and holds on for the armbar. Power G pulls himself to his feet and rolls through to reverse the arm wrench. Sabre then rolls through himself and reverses the arm wrench, but Power G immediately reverses the arm wrench and then heel kicks Sabre in the face. Sabre staggers to his feet holding his face. Power G chops him across the chest. Power G then lifts Sabre up and Snakes Eyes him on the top rope. Sabre turns around and Power G hooks him up and delivers a Side Suplex. G hooks the leg. .....................1 ........................2 ...................... Sabre kicks out.

Stanyer: These are two of the top lightweights in the business today, this is going to be extremely close.

Dawg: Sabre come close to beating Power G? Are you insane?

Sabre staggers to his feet and Power G kicks him in the gut and then goes for the G Power Slam (Olympic Slam), but Sabre rolls off the back to escape the move. Sabre then kicks Power G in the gut and goes for a DDT, but Power G lifts Sabre up in the air, only for him to swing around and drive the champions head into the canvas with a Swinging DDT. Sabre hooks the leg. ......................1 .......................2 ...................... Power G kicks out. Sabre gets to his feet and tells Power G to get up, he obliges. Sabre then sends him to the ropes and snaps him over with a hurricanranna and then hangs on for the pin. .......................1 .........................2 .......................... Power G pushes Sabre off him and sends him flying through the ropes. Power G is quickly up and then fakes to go through the ropes and then Suicide Dives through the ropes flying into the chest of the recovering Sabre. Power G quickly rolls Sabre back into the ring and then climbs up to the top rope. Sabre gets to his feet and Power G dives off and catches Sabre with a Spinning Wheel Kick. Power G hooks the leg. .........................1 ..........................2 ......................... Sabre kicks out. Power G pulls Sabre up and hits a hard chop. He then holds Sabre's arm as he delivers hard chops knocking Sabre down, but each time pulling him back up to his feet. Power G then holds Sabre while he delivers Mini Chops to the back of Sabre's neck and then a big chop to the back of the neck to put him down. Power G then rolls Sabre over for the cover. .........................1 ...........................2 .......................... Sabre kicks out.

Stanyer: The gWo superstar is taking control now. The man they call the Silence behind the Violence is probably the most popular man in the gWo, if there is such a thing as a popular gWo member.

Dawg: Power G is the best in this business, you know, I know it, everyone in this building knows it, they are just afraid to admit it.

Stanyer: Power G is one of the best, but the best? That's a close call.

Power G picks up Sabre and hits yet another chop. Power G then delivers a knee to the gut and then goes behind Sabre and delivers an Overhead Release German Suplex. Power G then pulls Sabre over to the turnbuckle and climbs to the top. Power G then attempts a Swanton Bomb, but Sabre rolls out of the way and the Champion finds nothing but canvas. Carlton Rock begins a ten count. But both men manage to make it up. Sabre catches G's hand as he attempts a knife edge chop and throws it away, spinning Power G around. Sabre then attempts a Spinning Heel Kick, but Power G ducks that. Sabre then goes to kick Power G in the gut, but he catches his foot. Sabre attempts the Enziguri, but Power G ducks it. Sabre lands and then immediately springs back up to catch G by surprise with the Reverse Heel Kick. Power G gets to his feet a little stunned and gets taken down by Sabre with a High Spinning Wheel Kick. Sabre then springs off the ropes and hits a Moonsault Press into a pin. ..........................1 ...........................2 ......................... Power G kicks out. Sabre pulls Power G up and hits a couple of heavy forearms and then sends him into the turnbuckle. Sabre then comes off the ropes to the side as Power G bounces off the turnbuckle and takes G down with a Face Crusher. Sabre then drags Power G into position and signals for the 450. Sabre climbs to the top rope and stands up straight and waves to the crowd. He then flips over and hits the 450 Splash. Sabre stays on top for the pin. ...........................1 ...............................2 ............................... Power G has his foot on the bottom rope. Sabre can't believe it. He questions the call with the referee a few times, but he is insistent. Sabre then turns to pull Power G up to his feet, but the champion suddenly lifts Sabre up into the G Power Slam. Power G then drags Sabre into the middle of the ring and hooks the leg. ........................1 ..........................2 ............................3!!! Power G quickly rolls out of the ring and collects his title from his manager, The Real McCoy. As Sabre sits up, cursing himself for losing the match.

Power G d. Sabre
7:43 Pinfall

Stanyer: Power G retains his Lightweight Title. His win-loss record is truly phenomenal, especially for a Lightweight.

Dawg: Rumours from the gWo gym says that he has been seen bench pressing over 400lbs.

Stanyer: The man is the cuban phenomenon. Lets see how long he can keep his title for this time.

{Commerical Break}

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**A clip of Gambino standing over a fallen Diablo holding the PWF World Title above his head is shown as the commercial fades out**

{End Commerical}

The camera cuts backstage where we see the Methods of Mayhem locker room. Mr. Walrus, Kamikaze, and Eiji Jubei are sitting on the couch. All three are engaged in an epic struggle for supremacy in the ultimate forum: Super Smash Bros. Melee. Walrus, who is playing as Jigglypuff, is frantically hammering buttons, trying to get the fat little marshmallow to do something. Eiji, who is controlling Link, is calmly beating the tar out of Walrus' Jigglypuff, while Kamikaze, who's playing as Dr. Mario, is tossing random objects at them from afar.

Walrus: (at the TV) Wake up you stupid facker!

Eiji and Kamikaze laugh at Walrus when suddenly Link is blasted off the screen by an errant Bob-omb tossed by Dr. Mario.

Eiji: Crap!

Now it's down to Walrus, who has once again accidentally activated Jigglypuff's sleeping move, and Kamikaze, who has just obtained the Fan item. Walrus mashes buttons with reckless abandon, trying to make the lousy pink puffball do something, while Dr. Mario closes in for the kill. Suddenly, Jigglypuff leaps into the air and executes a kick, smacking Dr. Mario hard.

Walrus: Wahoo! You show 'em, Jigglypuff!

Dr. Mario gets up and winds up before plowing Jigglypuff with his Fan. Jigglypuff goes flying and is eliminated from the game.

Walrus: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! It was rigged, I tell ya! That damn marshmallow wouldn't move!

Eiji: You lost fair and square, Walrus.

Walrus: Eiji, don't you remember when I taught you how a real man loses?

Eiji: Unfortunately, yes.

Walrus: Well, it's time for a refresher course, my small Polish friend.

Eiji grumbles something and rubs his forehead. Walrus surges to his feet and leaps over the back of the couch. He grabs one of the chairs from the table and hucks it at the wall. It hits the wall and shatters into a bunch of splinters. Walrus yells some rather odd phrases which, taken in context, are most likely replacements for obscenities, then breaks some more wooden chairs. He starts overturning all of the furniture that he can find when Eiji and Kamikaze step in. Kamikaze dives at Walrus wraps up his legs as Eiji tackles him down. Eiji howls in pain.

Kamikaze: What is it?

Eiji: He bit me!

Walrus: Beware the tusk of the walrus, my Polish friend.

Kamikaze shakes his head and gets to his feet before helping up Walrus and Eiji. Kamikaze grabs Walrus by the shoulders and looks him straight in the eye.

Kamikaze: Walrus, I'm going to put this in words that even you will understand: THIS IS NOT OUR STUFF!

Walrus: So?

Kamikaze: If you want to break something because you lost, then wait for a few minutes then go out there and break some of Streetlyfe's bones!

Walrus: Can't argue with that... or can I?

Eiji:Whatever you're thinking, Walrus, the answer is no.

Walrus: Damn. No army of mutated UberMonkeys then?

Eiji and Kamikaze exchange confused glances then yell in unison.

Eiji and Kamikaze: NO!

Walrus: Well, nuts to you guys!

Kamikaze: Look, Walrus, just go out there and beat Streetlyfe. Then we'll talk about the UberMonkeys.

Walrus: Woohoo!

Walrus grabs the sparkly shirt that he wears down to the ring and bolts out the door, eager to take out Streetlyfe and get his plans for an army of UberMonkeys off the ground.

The UltraTron lights up and finds �The Real Show� Big Poppa sitting down with Ted �Trolley� Tedison. Big Poppa is in full wrestling attire, which is his business suit and blue shirt. He�s all taped up and ready to face what is certain to be a good match. He wants to prove that he really is �The Real Show��

Tedison: �Big Poppa, how do you feel about your upcoming match against Showstopper. What have you done differently to prepare yourself? As may or may not know, Showstopper had a few comments earlier this evening.�

Real Show: �Well, Trolley� Wait, I remember now� I used to call you Trolley.�

Tedison: �Yes, yes you did. But what does that have to do with your match.�

Real Show: �What match?�

Tedison: �The one that starts in about 5 minutes.�

Real Show: �Oh, my match against Showstopper� I hate that guy. He�s going to get it bad� Even if I don�t win, I�m going to try to hurt the facker. I�ve done some major research on Showstopper. I went to that Ask Jeeves place and guess what��

Tedison: �You found his fansite?�

Real Show: �Better, I found out there�s a shoe company with the same name. I bought a pair of shiny �Showstopper� shoes, and I�m going to wrestle in them tonight.�

Tedison: �Are you wearing them now?�

Real Show: �Yes.�

The Camera goes down to Big Poppa�s usual Navy Boots, and the Showstopper shoes shine bright.

Tedison: �Well, again, what does that have to do with Showstopper?�

Big Poppa: �I dunno, but I do know I�ll be stomping on Showstopper this whole night. I�ve kicked his �sole,� ripped his tounge. I�ve beaten him already. Like right now, I�m stomping on him.�

Tedison: �Wow, that�s a good strategy.�

Big Poppa: �Huh?�

Tedison: �No really, I�ve been noticing your plans make more and more sense. You�re trash talking without trying. You have a psychological edge because you can �stomp� him all you want.�

Big Poppa: �I have no clue as to what you meant by that.�

Tedison: �I think you�ve made me go crazy.�

Big Poppa: �If there�s one thing I can�t say about my pair of Showstoppers is this, they�re uncomfortable. I�m putting my wrasling boots on, and I�m going to kick ass. Showstopper, you�re crazy. You seem to like to screw with people who are mentally unstable. I�m going to go crazy and whoop you all over the place. It�s going to be like a paptizing with out the blood. I plan on hurting you, I plan on showing ya�ll who the Real Show is. I�m welcoming you to the Real Show. You hear that PWF �ers and �ites alike? WELCOME TO THE REAL SHOW!!! And if you don�t like it well, it doesn�t matter, because the Real Show, just� Said� So��

Big Poppa ups and leaves

Stanyer: Well it sounds to me like Big Poppa, or Real Show, or whatever he calls himself is seriously pumped up for his big match with Showstopper tonight.

Dawg: And so he should be, because tonight, the "Real Show" will be stopped.

Mr Walrus v Streetlyfe
Referee: Carlton Rock
Credit: Bman

"CUBErt" by System of a Down hits as the lights turn a pale blue. A black and blue spiral appears on the video screen. A cartoon warlus head is at the centre of spiral. As the song gets heavier, the walrus' eyes turn into spirals like the one in the background. When the song explodes, the walrus begins laughing maniacally. Mr. Walrus walks through the curtain and onto the stage. He stops at the top of the ramp and does a little dance before proceeding down the ramp. He hops onto the apron and steps through the ropes before doing another little dance. He then goes to his corner to await the beginning of the match.

James: Introducing, from Ravencroft Mental Institution, weighing 266lbs, Mr Walrus.

Streetlyfe comes out of the entrance and spits a mouthful of Cristal, and hops around the stage

James: Introducing from New York City, weighing 230lbs, The Original Gangsta, Streetlyfe.

Report: The 2 men square off and tie up,Streetlyfe gets the advantage and applies a headlock to Walrus.Walrus punches Streetlyfe in the stomach a few times and whipps him off the ropes,Streetlyfe comes back and hits a shoulder block knocking Walrus hard to the mat.Walrus moves to his feet and blocks an incoming clothesline attempt and snaps a jab right into Streetlyfe's face sending him back a few steps.Walrus comes furiously out of the corner but Streetlyfe counters lifting Walrus onto his shoulders and following up with a DVD sending Walrus down hard on his neck.

Dawg: Hahaha take that "Mr."Walrus you freak!

Stanyer: Hey that's no way to talk about Walrus!

Streetlyfe kicks Walrus a couple of times in the stomach and then lifts him up by the hair,Streetlyfe lifts up Walrus and hits a front powerslam.Walrus grabs his back in pain as Streetlyfe taunts the crowd, Walrus moves himself back up with the help of the ropes as Streetlyfe charges him,Walurs ducks the attack and nails a stiff reverse ddt slaming Streetlyfe to the mat in pain.Walrus walks around in the ring and then hitting a knee drop right on Streetlyfes face. Walrus lifts up Streetlyfe and connects with an uppercut to Streetlyfes throat.Walrus taunts for the crowd as they cheer Streetlyfe gets back up and runs at Walrus,Walrus turns and spinbusters Streetlyfe in the middle of the ring.Walurs looks down at Streetlyfe as the crowd cheers loudly. Walrus kicks Streetlyfe's arm in and then taunts for the Walrus' Elbow.

Stanyer:Here it is the most amazing move in sports entertainment the Walrus' Elbow!

Dawg:This moves sucks It's such a rip off!

Stanyer: Hmm like M..V..D?

Dawg: You leave Mr.Van Dam out of this Stanyer!

Walrus runs off the ropes and then the opposite ropes returing with a huge elbow right accros Streetlyfe's chest,Walrus makes the cover .................1 ................2 .............. Streetlyfe kicks out as Referee Carlton Rock tells Walrus it's a 2 count. Walrus whipps Streelyfe in the corner and follows in with a large clothesline.Walrus whipps Streetlyfe again but gets reversed in the corner only stopping 3 inches infront of Referee Carlton Rock.Streetlyfe runs in and spears Warlus into Referee Carlton Rock sending Rock down and out of the ring.Streetlyfe grabs Walrus up but Walrus hits a lowblow and then a reverses ddt.Walrus signals for the Wrath of the Walrus,All of a sudden Big Lou runs from the back down to the ring and slides in,Walrus tunrs around to meet a huge clothesline.Big Lou lifts Walrus back up and hitsthe Mafia Bomb drving Walrus down hard to the mat.Lou pulls Streetlyfe on top of Walrus and wakes up Rock.

Stanyer: No!!! don't let this happen!

Dawg: What Big Lou just helped Rock up

Rock sees the cover and makes the count ...................1 .................................2 .........................................3!!!

Streetlyfe d. Walrus
8:01 Pinfall

Stanyer: Streetlyfe picks up the win, with no small amount of help from Big Lou, rumours of Death Row being formed still circle around backstage, they appear to be a group, yet they haven't officially spoken out yet.

Dawg: Well, whether they do, or not, the force of the Gods of Gore, Inmate and Streetlyfe will be an extremely dangerous one, and they will not care much for the other wrestlers, they care solely for themselves.

The Scene opens with Masta P in the locker room, with the water guy

Masta P: So wheres Davey?

Water Guy: He is having his neck massaged by the ladies!

Masta P: Yeah, I bet hes getting something massaged...

Water Guy: Dude, I know I just said...his neck, sometimes you just dont listen!

Masta P looks at the water guy and just cant believe the studpidity of his water loving friend!

Masta P: Hey Water Guy, hit me with some water!

Water Guy: Sure Masta P!

The Water Guy unscrews the bottle and goes to throw water all over Masta P!

Masta P: What are you doing you H20 induced maniac! Just pass me the water!

At this point Davey arrives still holding his injured neck, but with a grin on his face

Davey: Hey!

Masta P: Hows the "neck"?

Davey: Dude, my neck is hurting real bad, but the rest of me is now feeling great!

Water Guy: Davey I think you should get a proffesional physio, those ladies dont seem to be very skilled!

Davey and Masta P look at each other and shake their heads and then look at Water Guy confused!

Water Guy: Sometimes its like Im the only one with any brains round here!

Davey: Dude, go grab some water, me and Masta P need to talk!

The water guy leaves, and Davey and Masta P sit down

Davey: Are you ready for Mr Vaginal Disease tonight?

Masta P: He'll be on his back tonight more times than....

Davey: JVD on an average working night?

Masta P: Exactly.

Davey: I have your back tonight!

Masta P: Ill take him on alone......

Davey: Dude, there are a lot of gWo ass clowns around tonight!

Masta P: Yeah......

Davey: Dude Im coming down the ring with you tonight, no excuses, all those gWo monkies will all be trying to lick MVD's balls so I want to be there!

They shake hands and nod

Masta P: Enough of my match, how do you feel about your match with MVD at the pay per view?

Davey: Im a superstar baby, im like a battery---ever ready!

Masta P: Sometimes I wonder how you got where you are with that kind of wit!

Davey: Because Im a superstar baby! At the pay per view, all those people paying there dollars to see me win, and thats what Im going to do!

Masta P: Oh yeah, speaking of a few dollars, heres that $2 dollars back I borrowed.....I couldnt find JVD

Davey: You couldnt? Thats a shame dude, she was doing a half price, 1 day only, no money back, satisfaction unlikely special!

The pair smile and do a high five!

Masta P: So after the PPV your still gonna be champion?

Davey: Of course I am, I keep rolling into these PPV's with my belt, entertaining the people and keeping gold round my waist! MVD may think what I have round my waist is a meaningless title, but its a lot more than he has at the moment!

Masta P: So we ready?

Davey: Oh yeah!

{Commerical Break}

[The scene opens in a football stadium at the home of Crusader in Palm Beach Florida. It looks as if they are going to make a commercial advertisement but they cant get the extras to co-operate. The extras are a couple dozen females sitting in the stands. The problem is their mouths are wide open and they are drooling everywhere. Thier eyes are fixed on some object in the middle of the field. They are staring as if they had just seen the man of their dreams. The camera follows their stare to The One, Crusader. The camera man walks up to Crusader]

Reporter: "This definitely is no Ice Breaker, no pun intended, but these girls literally cant take their eyes off you."

Crusader: "Yeah but this time they arent looking at me, its the shirt Jackass!"

(the reporter takes a look at the black, sleeveless shirt Crusader is wearing which has the words Crusader on the front and The Outkasts on the back.)

Crusader: (turns towards camera) "Get your new Crusader T-shirt only at PWF Shop Zone"

Reporter: "Umm, Crusader?"

Crusader: "What?!"

Reporter: "Damn you smell good!"

[the scene fades to black as the girls still sit with that fixed stare and drool falling from their mouths]

{End Commercial}

The arena goes dim, and the crowd silences. Tension builds, and a collective focus is on the Ultratron, which flashes an entrance video alternating match clips with red, white, and blue text: THE.. REAL.. AMERICAN.. MASSACRE!! The pyrotechnics begin with a white streak from the rafters, which is answered by a row of red and blue explosions across the stage and the flicker of lights. "Cowboys From Hell" by Pantera is now at full intensity, and through the mist of the explosion aftermath, the curtain moves aside and Homicide steps out to the arena with his PWF United States Championship belt draped over his shoulder and receives a huge ovation, then he swaggers down to the ring, where he walks up the steps, and poses on the turnbuckle with his belt. He then motions for a microphone, and is handed one. Homicide waits for the cheers to die down, then begins talking.

Dawg: "Shhhhh.. The unworthy champion is speaking.."

Stanyer: "Oh, would you stop that already.. How much more does he have to prove to you yet?"

Dawg: "Maybe a title defense would be a good start.."

Homicide: "HELLO.. Milwaukee, Wisconsin! Tonight is going to be a night like no other. A first of many comings. Yes, yes.. Tonight I will be defending my newly won PWF United States Championship belt in this very ring!"

The crowd roars in approval and inticipation with the announcement.

Stanyer: "Dave.."

Dawg: "Alright, he's making progress.. But, the match hasn't started yet, and thus, he hasn't proved he's worthy, YET!"

Homicide: "Tonight, all of those nay-sayers towards me as champion will be silenced. Anyone who cries unequal opportunity will be.. silenced. The person dumb enough to accept will.. be.. SILENCED!"

Dawg: "We'll just see about that.."

Stanyer looks at Dawg with disbelief.

Stanyer: "..."

Homicide: "You see tonight, I will knock-out all three critics with one match.. I will put this very title on the line, and defend it like it were million dollars. I will put no limits to the boundaries I will break to keep this title in my posession.. I will UNLEASH.. the MASSACRE.. upon the first person.. to accept my OPEN challenge.."

The crowd is on their feet for their counties representative, and welcome the entertainment like Homicide welcomes an opponent.. WITH DELIGHT!

Stanyer: "Now what do you have to say? He is letting any single person in the PWF get their shot.. without a tinge of fear.."

Dawg: "Arrogance, arrogance, arrogance.."

Homicide lifts the microphone to his lips, but before he can make any last remarks to thicken the pot, the speakers liven up, and all focus is on the entrance stage and Ultratron.

Stanyer: I think we have an opponent.."

Dawg: "I think we have a new champion for the very, very near future making an entrance.."

Stanyer: "Aww.. Shut up, Dave.."

The speakers begin to crank out the hard metal song "Enter Sandman" by Metallica, as the fans in the arena go beserk. Gold, white, and black lasers shoot down to the stage where smoke starts to form. The leader of the MoM emerges from backstage followed by thousands of fans' thunderous cheering, and has a microphone in hand. He is wearing a black leather jacket, and black leather pants. He finishes the water out of the bottle he is drinking and whips it into the crowd, as fans frantically try to grab the empty, worthless piece of plastic. He cuts his throat with the mic, signalling them to cut his music. The hard rock is silenced but the many fans are still screaming, but are cut off by Homicide.

Homicide: Well, well, well, look who we have here, you know I did send out an open challenge, key word here, CHALLENGE. Your a rookie, please, spare yourself the embarrasment, turn around and just leave the United States champion's presence.

Sandstorm: Wow Homicide, you sound pretty confident about your chances of defending that pretty little strap, well I've got news for ya, Matt Van Dam called, and he wants his arrogance back.

Dawg: "See what I told ya Stanyer, pure filthy arrogance."

Stanyer: "Yeah yeah, lets just see what this guy has to say so we can move on with this event."

Sandstorm: You see, I may be a rookie to the PWF, but I am definatley not a rookie to championship gold. Let me run this down for you, and don't worry, I'll slow it down to, you are Homicide, ok, I am the retired PWF Ice Age European Champion, the EFW Tough Man Championship, and not to mention, the FPW SmokeHouse November Wrestler Of The Month. Oh sorry, I forgot to add soon to be PWF United States Champion, but that can be added later tonight, except as CURRENT, PWF United States Champion.

Stanyer: "And you call Homicide arrogant, this guy is more full of himself then a cannibal."

Dawg: "That's just gross Stanyer, your done now."

Stanyer: "Yeah but..."

Dawg: "Your DONE!"

Sandstorm: So if you don't get the point by now, which I doubt that you do, I will just have to show you in the ring tonight, where I WILL UNLEASH THE RAGE OF THE SAHARA ON YOUR ASS!!!

Enter Sandman hits again as smoke fill the ramp. When the smoke clears, Sandstorm is nowhere to be found. Homicide is standing in the ring with a beat red face and a will to kill.

The camera pans back into the ring where Homicide stands alone in the ring, as "Enter Sandman" by Metallica is coming to an end. He holds the microphone up to his lips, and finishes what he was going to before..

Stanyer: "I may be, but Homicide is not done.."

Dawg: "Pahleez."

Homicide: "You know what? That was very bold of you Sandstorm.. You came out, threw some decent ripoff lines.. AND really, really did a great job of PISSING ME OFF!!"

Dawg: "Oh, no.."

Homicide: "Now, I know you have held the Toughman Championship and the European Title, and even were November Wrestler of the Month in some foreign federations.. But, you know what? That means precisely DICK here.. I have topped those feats in the Pelican Wrestling Federation alone. I was TWO time PWF European Champion, with the longest two reigns of the title's history. Then, I moved on to become this countries representative as their champion. And then, I also was the PWF July Wrestler of the Month. So, there. That was just the federation of the ring I am currently standing in.."

Dawg: "Damn, does he like to brag.."

Stanyer: "What? He was countering what Sandstorm said.."

Homicide: "That doesn't include my eighty-plus title reigns in my long, illustrius career in wrestling.. That doesn't include my Wrestler of the Month, Year, etc. awards.. That just includes the things that make me mean something to this company."

Stanyer: "That's very true.."

Homicide: "And what you new guys need to learn, is to prove yourselves and really have the talent to back up what you say.. That is why I will teach you a lesson tonight in Massacre 101. When we step into the ring tonight, brace yourself. It wont be a strong wind surging to victory.. It will be a bloodbath, and the MASSACRE.. will.. be.. UNLEASHED!!!"

"Cowboys From Hell" by Pantera once again blares over the speakers of the Bradley Center, and the crowd is giving a huge ovation to their PWF United Stated Champion, Homicide, as he makes his return backstage.

Stanyer: Well after all that, it looks like we have ourselves a big US title match for tonight. But before we even get to that, we have another title match tonight, as the Ultimate Warriors get another shot at the Gods of Gore

Ultimate Warriors v Gods of Gore
Referee: Morgan Black

The arena goes black as the fans await in anticipation. Suddenly, two blasts of pyro descend from the raftors, cross in midair, and collide with each side of the ramp. Simultaneously, 'Blood Brothers' by Papa Roach blasts throughout the arena as the lights come back on, and Eiji Jubei is standing at the top of the ramp with his arms raised in the air. After a small crowd pop, he lowers his arms and makes his way down the ramp. He climbs onto the apron and leapfrogs into the ring.

James: Introducing from Shimoda, Japan, weighing 182lbs, Eiji Jubei.

Immortally Insane by Pantera hits as Kamikaze walks down to the ring, he gives no attention to the crowd and doesn't pose or do anything, he simply climbs into the ring.

James: Introducing from Japan, weighing 189lbs, Kamikaze

"Natural Born Killaz" by Dr Dre & Ice Cube blasts on the stereos through out the stadium then you see on the Ultra-tron "N.B.K. ALL THE WAY!" in red blood type letters. Big Lou makes his way to the ramp accompanied by Mad Mike his tagteam partner. Big Lou then raises his Louie ville slugger in the air and slowly raises his head up and all of a sudden red flames from the right and green flames on the left side shoot up in the air. Big Lou and Mad Mike then enter the ring both men go over the top rope Mad Mike stands in the center of the ring while Big Lou climbs up the turnbuckle with the Louie ville slugger high in the air.

James: Introducing from Las Vegas Nevada, at a combined weight of 504lbs, Mad Mike and Big Lou, the Gods of Gore.

Report: Big Lou and Mike jump Eiji and Kamikaze and beat them down heavily in the corner. Mike sends Eiji to the ropes and then smashes him down with a Reverse Elbow. Morgan Black tries to convince the Gods of Gore to go to their corner, but Big Lou threatens him with a right hand and he backs off. Lou throws Kamikaze to the outside. Mike is mounting Eiji and beating him down with right hand after right hand. Mike pulls up Eiji and slams his head into the turnbuckle pads. He then continues to stomp away at Eiji. On the outside Lou slams Kamikaze into the announcers table. Lou then scoops up Kamikaze and then charges him back first into the ring post. Lou then reaches under the ring and pulls out a Trashcan full of weapons and throws them into the ring. Mike is the first to the can and empties it and then picks up a Crutch. He drives it into the gut of Eiji and then breaks it across his back. On the outside Lou drops Kamikaze chest first over the barricade and then puts him through a loop with a devastating clothesline. In the ring, Mike is setting up a Piledriver on the Trashcan, but Eiji manages to counter with a Back Body Drop. Eiji then back into the ropes and charges at Mike, but he lifts Eiji up just in time for Big Lou to join him in a devastating 3D. Mike covers Eiji. ....................1 .....................2 ........................3!!!! Gods of Gore pick up the quick win. Big Lou then tells Mad Mike to get a table.

Stanyer: Come on, this is just a massacring, someone has to stop this before someone gets hurt.

Dawg: Nobody can stop this, the Gods of Gore are going to wipe out the Ultimate Warriors.

Kamikaze slides back into the ring and tries to help out, but gets hit over the head with a Golf Club. Lou then picks him up and delivers the Mafia Bomb. Mike has set up the table. Lou points to Kamikaze and can be heard saying "It's his turn". Big Lou sets up Kamikaze for the Mafia Bomb through the table when "Mamma said Knock you out" hits and Brutal Force come running down the aisle

Stanyer: It's Leroy Brown and Barry Burton, finally someone has seen the sense to stop this.

Leroy and Burton slide in, they both duck the Gods of Gore's clothesline and then hammer then with right hands. Then send them to the ropes and knock them both down with Hard Heel Kicks. Mad Mike staggers up and both members come off opposite sides of the ring and both hit Devastating Brain Kicks to the head at the same time. Both men are then setting Lou up for a Double Powerbomb through the table when Inmate and Streetlyfe hit the ring, Brutal Force abandon Lou and get out of the ring. They back up the ramp, along with the Ultimate Warriors, who are nursing injuries.

{Commerical Break}

** A old black and white tape of wrestling starts to play as two old men wrestle in the ring. Then a huge cuts starts from teh top and goes all the way to the bottom as Eraser steps through the backdrop which the match was playing on. Eraser is wearing a white t-shirt that has his name stamped on it in the fron./ He walks up to the camera as the film still goes on. **

Eraser- You think you guys got what it takes to be one of use. You think you can do what we do.

** The screen switches to some of the most hardcore and dangerous matches that has ever happen in the PWF. The cut back to Eraser who is now backwards on a chair at a table **

Eraser- So you think you want to be a wrestler. Well......

** A huge PWF logo slams into the screen. **

Eraser- You think you are hard enough come try us.

** Eraser stands up from the table as Thorn, Kidd, Power-G, MVD, Crusader, Blackbird, Bloodbath, and Gambino all walk into the screen and all have a white t-shirt on with their names on it. Then the screen cuts off as the PWF logo flashes and then cuts off **

{End Commercial}

Showstopper is filmed in a room, standing next to a TV, atop a pedestal. Behind him is a dinner table, and at the side is a red door. Showstopper is holding a remote or somesort, probably for the TV. He leans back aginst the table and folds his arms.

Showstopper: Hello all. Now tonight, I have a match with one Real Show. I've known for a while, how turning ones name into something stupid, is supposed to be 'funny'. DarkStorm is the one that comes to mind, Power PeeWee, and the Green Bean Crircus. One word sums up all that cap. Lame. Heck, I used to do it when I was a rookie, but even after a month or two, I stopped. It's so jobberish. And to be honest, I'd expect better from one half of the Greatest Tag Team Champs on this side of the World. If for some reason you don't know, Bi-Real Show has been going around backstage, thinking that a pair of shoes have been name after me. Fair dos, but Show, don't confuse me anymore than you already have, please.

Showstopper reaches behind himself, to the table and pulls out a glass of water. He takes a drink before replacing it behind him again.

Showstopper: Now onto a bigger problem. Theros Maclavia. This guy has cost me the European Title, AND cost me to lose to a rookie. Now that is uncalled for. These past two weeks, I thought Theros was insane, until I watched a replay of last weeks Havoc. Here.

Showstopper presses a button on the remote. The TV flickers to life, showing highlights.

'Back in the ring Rex gets to his feet and then Showstopper nearly takes his head off with the Showstoppin' Slug. Showstopper sees Theros and immediately rolls out of the ring, he charges at Theros and knocks him down with a clothesline on the ramp, you can see Theros's head bounce off the steel, but he seems to ignore it and gets back up to his feet immediately. Showstopper then starts to hammer him with right hands, but suddenly Theros gets in a low blow with his boot and then hits the System Shock (Scoop Reverse DDT) on the ramp. The referee had already signalled for the bell however, and raises Rex Chapman's arm.

Rex d. Showstopper
7:49 Countout

Stanyer: Rex picks up the win, thanks the Theros distracting Showstopper.

Dawg: You know something, I wonder if Theros really is insane, because he sure doesn't act like it.

Stanyer: Have you not seen him backstage? Nobody can understand a word he says.

Dawg: That's a cover if you ask me, he's using insanity as an excuse to attack Showstopper.

Stanyer: I think your going insane.

Dawg: Think about it for a second, if he was really insane, why would he only attack Showstopper? Only a sane man would be able to concentrate like that.'

Showstopper presses another button, to cease the playing.

Showstopper: Maybe Dawg was right last week. What if Theros is just playing insane to catch me off guard?

Showstopper pauses, and let's the viewer think.

Showstopper: Well whether Theros is a madman, or a sane man, he's got it coming to him. And it will be soon, very soon.

The camera cuts away form the room.

Stanyer: Well here it is, They both wanted this, the Real Show vs the Showstopper, who will come out as "the Show"

Big Poppa v Showstopper
Referee: Mark Johnson

The lights begin to dim and the fans quiet down in anticipation. The words "Real Show" fade in and out on the dark UltraTron, and the lights suddenly turn on and fire works blast off as a customized version of Limp Bizkit's My Way starts up

James: "Coming to the ring at this time, weighting in at 285 pounds, 'The Real Show' Big Poppa!

The audience goes mad as Big Poppa emerges through the Havoc curtains. He does a air-guitar taunt to the tune of the song, and dances down to the ring

The lights of the arena dim as a black mans voice booms throughout. "Here the fucker is; yo man it's The Show". Then 'Greed' by Godsmack blares around the arena. As the music slightly changes (chorus) around forty seconds in multi-coloured strobe lighting shines upon the stage. The Showstopper walks out slowly, head down and carrying a steel chair. As he reachers the top of the ramp, he raises his head, in unison with the chair, and roars, though he can't be heard. At the bottom of the screen, in the name box it says: ---- 'The Show' ---- "The Showstopper" --- He then carries on down to the ring, at normal pace. He enters the ring normally and goes to the top rope, with the chair, and raises it again, roaring. He steps down, ready.

James: Introducing from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing 290lbs, the Showstopper. Crowd Boos

Report: The two big men tie up, Showstopper takes Poppa into a headlock and shows off his biceps. Poppa pushes Showstopper off into the ropes and then knocks him down with a Reverse Elbow. Showstopper gets back up and Poppa unleashes a series of right hands. Poppa then whips Showstopper out, but Showstopper reverses and then pulls Poppa back and hits him with a reverse elbow and then spins around the back and lifts him up for a Back Drop. Poppa pulls himself to his feet and Showstopper hits a right hand and then locks on a headlock and hits a hard uppercut. Poppa staggers into the turnbuckle holding his face. Showstopper hits a heavy reverse elbow and then delivers a couple of right hands before he whips him out of the turnbuckle. Showstopper follows in with a big clothesline and then hooks the head of Poppa and comes out of the turnbuckle with a running bulldog. Showstopper then hooks the leg. .......................1 ..........................2 ......................... Poppa kicks out. Showstopper pulls Poppa up to his feet and delivers a Vertical Suplex and then bounces off the ropes and hits a Leg Drop. Showstopper covers. ...................1 ......................2 ...................... Poppa kicks out. Showstopper pulls Poppa up, but he pushes him away and then unleashes a volley of right hands and then sends Showstopper to the ropes, but he reverses and then nearly takes Poppa's head off with the Showstoppin' Slug. Showstopper covers. .........................1 ............................2 .......................... Poppa just gets his shoulder up.

Stanyer: This battle to prove who is "The Show" is becoming quite heated.

Dawg: You do sense that Showstopper is always looking over his shoulder, worrying about where Theros is.

Showstopper mounts Poppa and hammers him with deliberate right hands. He then pulls the Real Show up to his feet and slams his head into the turnbuckle. He then backs it up with a couple of Back Elbows. Showstopper kicks Poppa in the gut a couple of times and then pulls him out, he sends him to the ropes and then delivers a Samoan Drop. Showstopper reaches back and hooks the leg. .....................1 ........................2 ....................... Poppa again gets his shoulder up. Poppa staggers up to his feet, dazed. Showstopper lifts him up and dumps him on the top turnbuckle. He then climbs up himself and hooks him up and then delivers a Super Back Drop. Showstopper catches his breath and then covers again. ........................1 ...........................2 ........................ Poppa kicks out again. Showstopper is looking a little frustrated now, and begins to argue with the referee. Showstopper pulls Poppa up, and gets caught with a couple of body blows. But Showstopper hits a heavy knee to the face to stop the Real Show. Showstopper delivers a big Pendulum Backbreaker and then he signals for an end and starts to climb the turnbuckle. Showstopper flies off with a Big Elbow Drop, but Poppa rolls out of the way. Showstopper is quickly up, but holding his arm. Poppa is up as well and grabs Showstopper and delivers the Show Slam (Running Chokeslam). Poppa makes a cover. ......................1 ........................2 .......................... Showstopper kicks out.

Stanyer: Poppa has a chance now, he must capitalise on his advantage.

Dawg: But he has a history of failing to take his chances in singles matches, can he do it this time?

Poppa pulls Showstopper up to his feet and hits a couple of big forearms and then he goes for a Belly to Belly Suplex, but Showstopper counters with an elbow to the face. Showstopper charges in with a clothesline, but Poppa ducks and then locks in a waistlock before delivering a German Suplex. Poppa signals for an end and pulls Showstopper up and hits the Paptizer (Sleeper Drop). He hooks the leg. .......................1 ............................2 ............................ Showstopper gets his shoulder up. Poppa can't believe it. Poppa pulls Showstopper up to his feet and sends him into the ropes, but he comes off with a Big Boot, fortunately the Real Show sees it coming and ducks underneath, but the referee is not so lucky and takes it full in the face. Showstopper spins around and Poppa sends him back into the ropes. Both men then attempt clotheslines and knock each other down. Suddenly Theros comes running down the aisle. Now looking quite so mad. He quickly climbs to the top rope and flies off with the Headplant on Showstopper. He then rolls out of the ring, and then staggers up the ramp with that strange walk of his. Big Poppa gets up and doesn't realise what has happened, he pulls up Showstopper and hits the Paptizer. Poppa covers. .....................1 .........................2 ............................3!!!!

Big Poppa d. Showstopper
8:50 Pinfall

Stanyer: Well Big Poppa is officially THE Show around here, although he probably has to sort out MVD now. But he definitely is still one half of the Tag Team Champions, and I am pretty sure he needs to find some good competition for those titles. As so far, he has beaten them all.

Dawg: Perhaps the gWo should just team up, they would beat them easily.

Stanyer: Somehow, I doubt it.

Camera cuts to the hospital where Bloodbath is being treated. Dr. Marshall is standing nearby with Johnny Mayhem.

Mayhem: "Dr. Marshall, Mr. Pellington has sent me here tonight to check up on Bloodbath. Do you have any updates on his condition for us?"

Dr. Marshall: "Why, yes I do. He has seemed to be recovering at a remarkable rate. It would normally take a regular person months to recover from the injuries. It has taken Bloodbath a few weeks. He could be back in that ring in about two weeks, in my opinion."

Mayhem: "Well, that is great! So, do you think he is well enough for us to talk to him?"

Dr. Marshall: "Well, I guess so. Here, right this way."

As Dr. Marshall leads Johnny mayhem towards Bloodbath's room, the lights in the hospital flicker and then go out.

Mayhem: "Hey, what is going on?"

Dr. Marshall: "I......I don't know!"

As the lights come back on, Dr. Marshall and Johnny Mayhem are right outside of Bloodbath's room. Dr. Marshall opens the door.

Dr. Marshall: "What the..........where did he go?"

Mayhem: "What? What do you mean where'd he go?"

Dr. Marshall steps asde to let Mayhem see that there is noone left in the medical room. The window is open and the wind is blow the sheets off of the bed.

Mayhem: "Well, I don' know what to say. It looks lke bloodbath has gone missing."

The camera cuts back to the arena.

Havok is getting ready for the matchup in his locker room when Crusader walks in

Crusader: "Dont even say a word, Havok. First of all, I am still outraged at how low Gambino stooped just to take my title from me. I'm even more enfuriated by his decision to put me and you in a number one contender's match which will only split up The Outkasts even more. For one, I should be ~guaranteed~ my rematch and not have to earn it. But I guess when a commissioner like Gambino is in charge... anything can happen in the PWF."

An angry Crusader storms around the room as Havok begins to speak

Havok: You know Crusader, this is my time to shine. I may have to go up aganist you, but I beat you before, and I'll do it again. A lot of people have gotten over because of me. The major one that comes to mind is you and Gambino. Although Gambino beat me, you haven't. I want revenge. I will beat you and then I will beat Gambino for the World Title.

Crusader: Well...

Havok: No wells about it Crusader. You and me are all that are left in the OutKasts. I know that they are trying to get us apart, you are my best friend, and I will not let that happen. But this is my chance to destroy the gWo. If I beat the Gambino. The gWo will only have the Lightheavyweight Championship, and it will tear them apart. I'll whoop all the asses. I will no longer let anybody in this federation walk all over me anymore. Goodluck in your match tonight.

As Havok starts to leave, he turns around.

Havok: Not only will I be fighting for the number 1 spot, but I will be fighting my best friend, how do you think that bothers me. Let's just go out there and give an awesome fight for the fans of the OutKasts.

Havok then leaves.

Crusader: Who wants to wreak Havok??

Crowd: We Do!!!!

Dawg: Sounds to me like Havok secretly wants to beat Crusader.

Stanyer: Well of course, he'd get a World Title shot.

Dawg: But it wouldn't make Crusader too happy, and then there would be problems. I detect a hint of jealousy in Havok's voice. All this time as Crusader's sidekick, Crusader was the champion, Havok the backup, there has to be some frustration there.

Stanyer: Well, I think that they are just too good friends to let the gWo split them up, but we will see.

Dawg: Anyway, isn't it time for everyone's favourite wrestler?

Stanyer: No, that's later..

Dawg: Dammit

Stanyer: Now, it's time for the US title match between Sandstorm and Homicide.

Sandstorm v Homicide
Referee: Duane Dibley
Credit: Goatman

The lights go out and the titantron lights up with the phrase "The Rage Of The Sahara" in gold letters. Gold, black, and white lasers shoot down at the stage as smoke enclouds the entranceway. The light turn on and out of the smoke, emerges Sandstorm. He makes his way down the entrance ramp, raising his arms in the air. He steps up to the ring apron and enters the ring through the second rope. He paces around the ring for a bit while his music fades out.

James: Introducing from Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada, weighing 266lbs, The Rage of the Sahara, Sandstorm

The arena goes dim, and the crowd silences. Tension builds, and a collective focus is on the Ultratron, which flashes an entrance video alternating match clips with red, white, and blue text: THE.. REAL.. AMERICAN.. MASSACRE!! The pyrotechnics begin with a white streak from the rafters, which is answered by a row of red and blue explosions across the stage and the flicker of lights. Then, through the mist of the explosion aftermath, the curtain moves aside and Homicide steps out to the arena with his PWF United States Championship belt draped over his shoulder and receives a huge ovation, then he swaggers down to the ring as he is being introduced.

James: "Making his way to the ring, hailing from Boston, Massachusetts, and weighing in at 292 pounds; He is the PWF United States Champion and REAL American Massacre.. HOMICIDE!"Crowd Cheers

Report: Homicide and Sandstorm lock up. Sandstorm locks in a headlock and gives Homicide a quick thrust. Homicide bends over holding his neck and Sandstorm grabs him by the hair and delivers a few knee strikes to the face. Homicide chops Sandstorm across the chest. Crowd chants WHOO. Sandstorm chops Homicide across the chest. Crowd chants WHOO. Homicide chops Sandstorm again (WHOO) and then chops with both arms knocking Sandstorm off his feet. Sandstorm gets up and Homicide hits a snap suplex. Sandstorm gets up a little slower this time and Homicide gives him a jawbreaker. Sandstorm locks up again with Homicide this time grabbing his arm and twisting it. Sandstorm twists the arm a bit further before landing a hook kick to Homicide. Homicide gets up and Sandstorm picks him up and slams him down. Sandstorm throws Homicide to the ropes and as he comes back, Sandstorm lifts him onto his shoulder, and nails the As Good As Gold (Rack Pancake).

Stanyer: Impressive move by the challenger.

Dawg: Sheesh. He is going to lose the belt to a newcomer. HAHA!

Both men get to their feet. Sandstorm punches Homicide. Homicide punches back. Both men exchange lefts and rights until Homicide head butts Sandstorm. Homicide throws Sandstorm to the ropes and follows with a jumping clothesline, which knocks Sandstorm to the apron.

Stanyer: Sandstorm right in front of us. I am going to stand up in case I have to jump out of the way.

Homicide kicks Sandstorm off the apron to the floor. Sandstorm pulls himself up using the announcer table. Homicide climbs out.

Dawg: Time for me to get off my fat ass

Homicide slams Sandstorms head into the announcer table. Homicide tries to slam his head again but Sandstorm resists. Homicide charlies Sandstorm in the leg then slams his head deep onto the table. Sandstorm is sprawled out on the table. Homicide slides in the ring and slides back out to refresh the count. Homicide climbs on top of the table. Homicide taunts to Sandstorm before lifting Sandstorm up over his head. Homicide hits an Intentional Homicide (Body Press to Power Slam) off the announcer table onto the floor. Homicide drops a guillotine leg drop immediately afterwards. Homicide climbs back in the ring. Sandstorm stays on the ground for almost the full count out but manages to get in without a moment to spare. Homicide pulls Sandstorm to his feet and attempts an Irish whip but Sandstorm reverses. Sandstorm grabs Homicide by the neck with both hands and lifts him for the chokehold then slams him down. Sandstorm taunts Homicide after the two-handed choke slam.

Stanyer: Huge move by Sandstorm turning the tempo around.

Sandstorm lands a Senton Splash. Sandstorm picks up Homicide and whips him into the turnbuckle face first. Homicide wobbles back a few steps and Sandstorm sets up for the reverse DDT. After the DDT, Sandstorm is still holding on, and holds him for the Infinite Rest (Dragon Sleeper). Sandstorm digs the move in deep. Homicide struggle to get out but Sandstorm locks it deeper. Homicide shows signs of fatigue as he fights the submission hold. The referee raises his arm up and Homicide shows he still has some life. Homicide digs his heels into the mat and walks to the rope. Homicide gets his leg under the bottom the ropes. The referee breaks the hold.

Sandstorm picks up Homicide and pulls him up for a stalling piledriver. Sandstorm goes for the cover. 1....2.. Homicide kicks out. Both men get to their feet. Homicide grabs Sandstorm and hits Boston Neckbreaker (Fireman Carry to Neckbreaker). Homicide goes for the cover. 1......2........ Sandstorm kicks out. Homicide asks the ref to count faster. Sandstorm cocks back and when Homicide turns around Sandstorm levels Homicide in the face. Homicide is laying face down on the mat. Sandstorm picks him up from behind, lifts forward and drops him on the top rope. Sandstorm climbs up, and hits the Pyramid Planter (Reverse Frankensteiner). Sandstorm goes for the cover 1.........2...... Homicide hangs his foot on the bottom rope. The referee notices and stops counting. Homicide and Sandstorm lock up and Homicide goes for Manhattan Drop, but Sandstorm knees to the gut then into the Nirvana (Spiral Bomb). Sandstorm holds Homicide down for the pin. 1.......2........

Dawg: New Champ. Homicide loses the belt. I have no respect for this clown.

Homicide barely gets his shoulder up. Sandstorm is a bit frustrated and Irish whips Homicide. As Homicide comes back, Sandstorm kicks him in the gut, and attempts the Mummification (Snap Powerbomb 1) dead smack in the middle of the ring. Homicide resists and Sandstorm cannot lift Homicide. Homicide punches Sandstorm, which stuns him briefly allowing time for Homicide to scoop him up and nail the Cell Splitter (Fire Thunder Driver). Homicide mounts on top of Sandstorm and does the Boston Hospitality (Ultimate Punching). Homicide is nailing away on Sandstorm.

Stanyer: Homicide looking to silence Sandstorm on his first title defence.

Dawg: Looks like we got company. Here comes a real champion Travis Right.

Travis Right comes flying down the aisle with a chair in hand. He slides in the ring and whacks Homicide across the face. Homicide is knocked off Sandstorm. Travis keeps hitting Homicide across the head and is shouting words to him. The referee tries to step in between and Travis shoves the ref away and continues his onslaught. The referee waves for the bell to ring and calls for the disqualification. Travis stands above Homicide and continues with the chair shots.

Stanyer: Travis Right deliberately aimed at causing a DQ.

Dawg: You got to love it. Travis silenced Homicide on his first title defense. No sneaky interference here. He just came in here and started whacking him.

Stanyer: Travis Right adding more friction to the ongoing feud. This one is far from over.

Dawg: You telling me did you just see that last chair shot. He whacked him really good.

Multiple referees and PWF officials come in the ring to break up the action. Sandstorm rolls out of the ring and the referee holds up his arm.

Homicide d. Sandstorm
12:46 DQ

Stanyer: Why did Travis Right help Homicide to win?

Dawg: He has a right to do what he wants, he's Travis Right, he's the future of this business, he can do what he wants, whenever he wants, he is that damn good.

Stanyer: It's still a con if you ask me.

{Commerical Break}

The Camera fades to a desert road at Noon, and there�s a solitary Motorcycle speeding down the deserted Highway. After a few second he pulls over and takes off his helmet, revealing himself to be The UAW Champion Big Daddy Cain. He pulls out a can of Coke and enjoys.
The picture then cuts to a cliff with a solitary tree on a dark and stormy night two men are hanging from the tree. One from each branch, the camera slowly zooms in to the sounds of the waves violently crashing against the cliff. The picture stops to reveal the men as Belthazar and Kaltuul better known as the First and Last XHWF Tag Team Champions and First NMW Tag Team Champions, The Tides Of Darkness. There eyes start to glow red and Belthazar lifts his arm with a can of coke in his hand and drinks it. Kaltuul lifts his arm with a 20 oz. Bottle of coke in his hand and he drinks his then the camera zooms out very quickly as lightning strikes the tree. And the screen flashes bright white.
The camera changes scenes again to a locker room where Inmate 61969 is standing with his MOW E World Championship Belt, Someone off camera tosses him a bottle of Coke and he opens it and drinks the entire thing
*The Camera the quickly and repeatedly flashes through each man�s profile from several angles while the announcer speaks*
Announcer- Big Daddy Cain, The Tides of Darkness, Piccolo Friez, winners, Champions, The best of the best what do they all have in common. They all drink Coca-Cola. Do you want to win? Do you want to be a Champion? Drink Coke.

{End Commerical}

The camera cuts to the back where we see "The Future" Travis Right standing next to Johnny Mayhem in a hallway. The hallway seems to be empty except for a few various crew members working on production. Travis seems to be impatiently waiting for the interview to start, as he sways side to side rubbing his hands together

Mayhem: So Travis, what was up with your interference in Homicide's match. I would of thought you were gonna attack Homicide, but instead it seemed as tho you helped him retain his belt.

Travis seems to be a little stunned by the question and doesnt answer right away

Mayhem: So.....

Travis: Hey, Hey, calm down there Johhny. Im used to Tedison and his stupid questions. I figured since you asked such and inteligent question, Id give you and inteligent answer.

Mayhem: Well thank you

Travis: Yea whatever, anyways, even tho I dont need to explain myself to the lousy fans, or anyone else, I guess It couldnt hurt to explain. Ya see, Im sure I could just let that "wicked retarded" (The Future's tries to give his best Boston accent) Homicide lose to some no name bum like Sandstorm or someone else. But where's the fun in that. I already know I could take anyone of those guys with one arm tied behind my back. But Homicide offers me somewhat of a challenge. Which is why im gonna be following that reject wherever he goes. To make sure when the time is right, that I will not only win back my U.S. belt, but take it from the man who pulled of the miracle to get it in the first place.

Mayhem: So what your saying is, that your going to protect the man you hate most. That doesnt really make sense.

Travis: Look, Im not saying im gonna hold Homicide's hand when he crosses the street. I could care less what people do to that son of a bitch outside of the ring. But there aint no way in hell that Im gonna let some worthless undercarder take the US belt and give it a bad name. That belt belongs to true champions, and even tho Homicide may be a jackass, the man can take a beating and keep coming back. So I guess he deserves some respect.

Mayhem: So when do you think this big second showdown between you two will happen.

Travis: I dont really know, Its not up to me to make the decisions anymore. Whenever Homicide can work and ass kicking into his schedule, you just have him call me down to the ring. Cause I'll be ready and willing to show him what the near future is gonna look like.

With that Travis turns around and heads off camera while Mayhem begins to wrap up the mic and the camera fades off

Stanyer: It seems that for once, Travis has some good intentions, I would pay to see Homicide's rematch with Travis Right. And I feel it is a question of when and how, rather than whether.

Dawg: Whatever, it's time, woohoo. It's time for everybody's favourite wrestler, "Matt Van Dam"

Stanyer: Yeah, yeah, yeah

Masta P v Matt Van Dam
Referee: Morgan Black

The ultra-tron shows with the words masta p ETA and a stop watch quickley counting down ,when it stops the areana goes black and the titron slowley zooms in on a white dot which shows masta p under a spotlight. the music kicks in and masta p starts to walk on the video whilst showing clips of the various ass kickings he has given . THe lighting is dark green and then masta p emerges on the stage accompanied by Davey K as they both salute the fans with one arm and walk confiedently to the ring.. James: Introducing from Los Angeles, California, weighing 289lbs, accompanied by the European Champion, "Superstar" Davey K, "The Original Bad Boy", Masta P Crowd gives a decent cheer

"Snap your Fingers, Snap your neck" by Prong plays as MVD walks down the aisle, cluching Jennifer Van Dam by the waist, he lets her go, and poses, flexing his arms towards his head (RVD style). The Ultra-Tron bears the gWo logo and then shows clips of MVD striking opponents out with his Kendo Stick and finishing them the 5 star frog splash.

James: Introducing, from Battlecreek, England, weighing 228lbs, "The Real F'n Show" Matt Van Dam. The crowd boos loudly

Suddenly, before the match can begin, Gambino comes out from the entrance way, he appears to be motioning towards Davey K. Four Security guards come through the entrance way.

Stanyer: What the hell is this?

Dawg: I think Gambino wants Davey K removed from ringside.

Stanyer: Yeah, that sounds about right, make sure Masta P has no backup.

Dawg: No, MVD just wants to make sure that there is nobody to stop him from winning.

Stanyer: Of course.

The security guards escort Davey K up the ramp, although he is reluctant, Gambino has a smile on his face.

Report: The two men lock up. MVD gets in a forearm and then backs it up with two more forearms. He sends Masta P to the ropes, but he reverses and knocks MVD down with a Shoulder Block. MVD surprises Masta P and kips up and then ducks his clothesline. MVD then knocks Masta P down with a Spinning Heel Kick. MVD pulls Masta P up and looks to send him to the ropes, but Masta P reverses and then knocks MVD off his feet with a big clothesline. MVD gets back up and gets kicked in the gut and hit with a DDT. Masta P covers. .......................1 .......................2 ........................... MVD kicks out. Masta P pulls MVD up again and slams his head into the turnbuckle, he then starts to work away on him with stomps and punches. He sends MVD out to the opposite turnbuckle, he follows in, but MVD gets a boot up. MVD then lifts himself up onto the 2nd turnbuckle and then knocks Masta P down with a Missile Dropkick. Masta P is quickly up. MVD hits a couple of forearms and sends Masta P to the ropes, but he comes back off and knocks MVD down with a Big Boot. Masta P covers. .......................1 ............................2 ............................ MVD kicks out.

Stanyer: Masta P holding his own here against MVD. After what happened on Armageddon, many people were expecting MVD to dominate this match, but so far, it's not been that way.

Dawg: Emphasis on the "so far". MVD will win this match, that is already certain.

MVD gets back to his feet and Masta P hammers him with 4 heavy right hands, he then sends him to the ropes and knocks MVD down with a huge clothesline. He then pulls MVD up and signals for a Piledriver, but MVD back drops him out of it. Masta P spins around, but gets knocked off his feet as MVD sweeps his legs. Masta P is quickly back up, but MVD catches him with a kick to the gut and then sends him to the ropes where he hits a Spinning Wheel Kick. MVD pulls Masta P up and sends him to the turnbuckle, he delivers a few kicks to the gut and then whips Masta P into the opposite turnbuckle and then follows in and Monkey Flips Masta P. He staggers back up and MVD snaps him over with a Hurricanranna Pin. ........................1 .........................2 ........................... Masta P kicks out. Masta P gets to his feet but MVD delivers a scoop slam and then steps over him and performs the Old Man Stink (Venis Grind and Punch). After delivering some right hands, MVD pulls Masta P up and knocks him down with a Sidekick. MVD climbs to the top rope, Masta P gets to his feet and then gets knocked back down as MVD flies off with a Spinning Heel Kick. MVD then covers. ......................1 .........................2 ........................ Masta P kicks out.

Dawg: This is what I was talking out, Matt Van Dam destroying Masta P, all because Masta P wanted to be like MVD. Everyone wants to be like MVD Jay, but some, well most actually, people don't have it.

Stanyer: So you keep telling me.

MVD pulls Masta P up and kicks him in the gut and then comes off the ropes looking for the FrogAsser, but Masta P springs to life and Spears MVD and then quickly covers. .....................1 .......................2 ........................ MVD just gets his shoulder up. Masta P gets to his feet and pulls up MVD, he then kicks him in the gut and sets him up for the Masta Bomb, but MVD hits a back drop. MVD immediately tries a moonsault, but Masta P rolls out of the way. MVD gets to his feet and Masta P grabs him around the throat and delivers a Chokeslam. MVD staggers back up to his feet and Masta P goes for a waistlock, but MVD counters with a Mule Kick. MVD quickly spins around and delivers the FrogAsser. He quickly covers. ......................1 ........................2 ..........................3!!!!

MVD d. Masta P
6:53 Pinfall

Dawg: See, I told you he would win fair and square.

Stanyer: I'll give him that, but it's a first, a definite first.

{Commerical Break}

[Scene starts with a country-guy in overalls and such in the middle of a grass field.]

Uncle Tom: �My fellow Americans� Many�a years ago, my pa took me out to get my first enema. I won�t say it was my favoritest humdinger of an experience, because it ain�t. It was terrible. I was on yonder toilet for at least 4 hours. Now, it�s my turn to take my child, well, he�s ma�boy but he�s also ma�nephew. It�s a long story, and I�m afeard I don�t have the time to tell ya�lls about my experiences as an Alabama child.�

[Theme Music Starts]

High Pitched Voice: �Uncle Tom found a horse, he named him Jerky and called it a dork. But then one day he needed an��

Uncle Tom: �Uh Bob? I dun-not cue the music yet. I dun-not. Hot-dog it�s hard to find good people in these parts. Anywho, I�m going to getta this here point I�m a�trying to make. Enemas aren�t friendly to your caboose, and they aren�t friendly to mine. People CLAIM that our economy is down, People joke about our stockmarket� Well, it�s time we unite and show the rest of the world that we�re MERCANS, and we can do just �bout any-humdinger-of-a-thing we want. Let�s be proud and support good old fashion �Mercan products, like mine! �Uncle Tom�s Enema-gic� is the soon to be pride of the Uuu-nited States of America. Even those damn yankees can use my product, cause they�re almost as �Mercan as me� � Sweet Mother of Ge-Joseph Saint Charlie. Bob, that�s the music cue you horsesh��

[Theme Music] High Pitched Voice: �Uncle Tom found a horse, he named him Jerky and called it a dork. But then one day he needed a fork. So he stuck it up the head of a cow, and then he found the magic flow-er.

The Magic flower spoke to uncle Tom, told him good about this song. It said to take pride in the United States, and make a product that makes them go wa-ow.� [End of Music]

Uncle Tom: �I reckon you gets the rest. So after I talked to the Magic Flower, I came up with my product. I�m still not sure what it is, but the Magic Flower told me to make it, and for the sake of my fellow �Mercans, I did. Holy Frog-Jumping Ape Crackers Bob! Why, I didn�t know you know PWF Superstar� Matt Van Dam!�

[MVD comes onto the screen]

MVD- �Uncle Tom, let me take over from here. Now, at first, I saw this brand new enema product and I thought, �Wow, where can I buy one?� but Uncle Tom said he needed someone to test it out��

Uncle Tom: �And by golly, Matty loved it. He recommended it to the Current PWF Tag Team Champions, and here�s what they had to say.�

[Quick cut to Sabre and Big Poppa sitting in a room. Poppa has Enema-Gic box in his hands.]

Big Poppa- �I�m not going to lie to you guys, I�ve hand MANY enemas in my lifetime. I can only guess that I�ve gone through over 200 of them, and again� I�m not going to lie to you, Uncle Tom�s was the crap��

Sabre- �� Best he ever used. Big Poppa has an eye disorder that causes his bowel movements to function incorrectly. As this chart shows, the Eye fluids dropped .4% and allows a monkey-like acid to excape into his lungs, and then his heart stops for a second and it starts and stops and� Yeah. So that�s why WE choose Enema-Gic for Poppa�s problems��

[Back to Ted and MVD]

Uncle Tom: �Well, you�ve heard it from the� Person who has an eye disorder that many �Mercans like yourself don�t even know you have. Go on down to your local pub or pharmacy and get try out Enema-Gic. I promise that you�ll feel like brand new, it�s an Enema-Gic guarantee.�

Announcer- �Enema-Gic, the American way to be.�

[Enema-Gic is a trademark of DSM and Co. Enema-Gic is the proud sponser of PWF's Big Poppa.]

{End Commerical}

Stanyer: Welcome back folks, it's not time for the Main Event, the #1 contenders match between Havok and Crusader Chrome.

Main Event
#1 Contenders Match for World Title
Crusader Chrome v Havok
Senior Referee: Mark Johnson

"Bad Influence" by Eminem plays as Havok walks in front of the UltraTron and does his taunt, he then walks through the crowd. He really loves the crowd and will never forget where he came from. His Ultra-Tron video shows him skating and then his finisher.

James: Introducing from Tucson, Arizona, weighing 267lbs. Havok. Crowd Cheers

The lights go out and a series of light blue lights flash throughout the arena. Livin It Up by Ja-Rule blares over the pa followed by an explosion of fireworks similar to Y2J�s. Crusader's Ultra-tron has images of Harley Davidsons and biker babes transcending into one another. His entrance attire consists of a leather trench coat, dark sunglasses, and a du- rag rapped around his head. When he walks out into the entrance, he pauses and raises both fists in the air, proceeding to walk to the ring. Walking with a bmf walk, he climbs into the ring, while the lights are still out, and raises the lights with a fist in the air.

James: Introducing, from Palm Beach, Florida, weighing 299lbs, "The One" Crusader Chrome. Crowd gives a monumentous Cheer

Report: The two men tie up. Crusader aggressively pushes Havok back towards the turnbuckle. Havok spins it around and then hits a couple of right hands. Crusader then pushes Havok back and attacks with some heavy right hands. He then sends Havok to the ropes and knocks him down with a clothesline. Havok is quickly back up and gets more of Crusader's right hand before he kicks him in the gut and delivers a DDT. Crusader covers. .......................1 ........................2 ..... Havok kicks out. Crusader pulls Havok up and hammers him into the turnbuckle. He then begins to stomp him down in the corner. Crusader hits a couple of back elbows and then whips Havok out of the turnbuckle. He then waits in the middle of the ring as Havok bounces off and delivers a Powerslam. He hooks the leg again. .......................1 ........................2 ........................ Havok kicks out again. Crusader pulls up Havok and then shows his strength as he lifts him high into the air with a Military Press. Crusader then drops Havok behind him. He gets back up quickly and staggers into Crusader who hooks him around the waist and delivers a Belly to Belly Suplex. Crusader hooks the leg. ......................1 .......................2 ..................... Havok kicks out again.

Stanyer: Well it doesn't look like Crusader is going to be holding anything back in this match, he is giving Havok everything in his arsenal.

Dawg: This is an enjoyable match for me, I love to see friends being broken up.

Crusader pulls up Havok, but he ducks behind Crusader and hammers him across the back of the head with a big forearm. Crusader counters with a hard elbow to the head knocking Havok back into the turnbuckle. Crusader charges in with a clothesline, but he ducks underneath and then unloads on him with right hands. Havok whips Crusader out of the turnbuckle, but Crusader reverses and then follows in, but Havok gets his foot up. Havok the jumps up onto the 2nd rope and then hits a Jumping DDT as Crusader turns back towards him. Havok hooks the leg. .....................1 ......................2 ...................... Crusader kicks out. Havok pulls up Crusader and slams his head into the turnbuckle. He then stomps down Crusader in the turnbuckle. Havok then pulls up Crusader and pulls him into the middle of the ring where he delivers a Reverse DDT. He then tells Crusader to get up and then knocks him down with the Dizzy Kick. He then hooks the leg. ......................1 ........................2 ........................... Crusader kicks out. Havok pulls up Crusader and delivers a couple of right hands and then kicks him in the gut and delivers a Piledriver. He hooks the leg. ...........................1 ............................2 .............................. Crusader kicks out.

Stanyer: After surviving the early onslaught, Havok is now taking control of this match.

Dawg: Havok v Gambino at HardKore Hell, sounds fun to me.

Havok pulls Crusader to his feet and sends him to the ropes, he then knocks him down with a Reverse Elbow. Havok then comes off the ropes and hits a Leg Drop. Havok then looks at Crusader and begins to climb the turnbuckle. He gets to the top and stands up straight before delivering a perfect Flying Elbow Drop. He hooks the leg. ........................1 ..........................2 ........................ Crusader just gets his shoulder up. Havok pulls up Crusader, but he pushes him away and then hammers him with right hands, he whips Havok to the ropes, but he reverses and then lifts Crusader up for the Devastation Driver (DVD). Havok hooks the leg. .......................1 .........................2 ................... Crusader kicks out. Havok pulls up Crusader and sends him to the ropes and kicks him in the gut and then delivers a DDT. Havok then waits in the corner and signals for the Devastation Kick. Crusader staggers up to his feet and Havok goes for the kick, but Crusader ducks underneath and then goozles Havok, looking for the Ice Breaker, but Havok counters with a boot to the gut and then sends Crusader to the ropes, Havok bends down too early and Crusader manages to hit The Crusade (Running DDT). Crusader and Havok both stay down.

Stanyer: It's extremely close now, who will pull out the victory in this battle to be #1 contender at HardKore Hell.

Dawg: To be honest, I couldn't really care, whoever wins will get their ass kicked, so it doesn't matter.

Crusader and Havok both pull themselves to their feet. Havok goes for a big right hand, but Crusader blocks it and then hits a big right hand of his own. Crusader backs it up with a couple more right hands and then sends Havok to the ropes and flips him over with a Belly to Belly Suplex. Havok rolls through up to his feet, but holding his back. Crusader then lifts Havok over his shoulders and delivers the DVD. He hooks the leg. ......................1 .........................2 ........................ Havok kicks out. Crusader then pulls Havok up to his feet and Goozles him before he delivers the Ice Breaker (Chokeslam). He hooks the leg. ....................1 .........................2 .......................... Havok just gets his shoulder up. Crusader is furious and is disputing the decision with Mark Johnson. As he does so, Havok gets up to his feet. When Crusader turns around, Havok hits the Devastation Kick and quickly covers. ...........................1 ............................2 ............................ Crusader just gets his shoulder up. This time it is Havok who is disputing the call. He gives up and pulls Crusader up to his feet. Havok goes for the Devastation Kick again, but Crusader ducks it and then levels Havok with a clothesline. Havok staggers up to his feet and Crusader lifts him over his shoulders and delivers The Concussion. He hooks the leg. ........................1 ...........................2 .............................3!!!!

Crusader. d. Havok
10:54 Pinfall

Stanyer: Crusader wins and will face Gambino at HardKore Hell, we are out of time folks, we'll see you next week.

***� 2001 PWF Entertainment***

Live from the Bradley Center Milwaukee, Wisconsin 8th December 2001

DarkStorm v Loki Referee: Duane Dibley Credit Bman

Gods of War v Canadian Kaos Referee: Chris Regan

The Sabre v Power G Referee: Carlton Rock

Mr Walrus v Streetlyfe Referee: Carlton Rock Credit: Bman

Ultimate Warriors v Gods of Gore Referee: Morgan Black

Big Poppa v Showstopper Referee: Mark Johnson

Sandstorm v Homicide Referee: Duane Dibley Credit: Goatman

Masta P v Matt Van Dam Referee: Morgan Black

Main Event #1 Contenders Match for World Title Crusader Chrome v Havok Senior Referee: Mark Johnson