Saturday Night Havoc

Main
Latest News
Television
PPV
Roster
Forums

Latest
Havoc #61
Havoc #60
The End of the World IV

Information
History
Application
Rules

Administration
Creative Staff
Television Staff
Contacts
News Login

Live from the Ice Palace
Tampa Bay, Florida
31st November 2001

We open with footage from The End of the World PPV

Stanyer: It's been give and take between these two for the entire match, there is so little to choose between the two men.

Dawg: I have to admit, I'm impressed, purely on just how many pinfalls these two can kick out of.

Suddenly the entire mood of the arena changes, and a chorus of boos descends upon the arena, the camera pans towards the entrance way to reveal that none other than Matt Van Dam has made his way out from the back.

Stanyer: GODAMMIT!!! This was turning into a classic match, and now this stupid idiot is going to spoil it for the rest of us.

Dawg: MVD never spoils anything, he is here for a purpose, and it is rare that the gWo ever fails to acheive it's goals.

Stanyer: But why Gambino? Why this match, why is he so insistent on Gambino not being World Champion, Crusader has even promised to kick MVD's ass if he comes anywhere near this match, even though it is to his disadvantage, at least he has some morals.

Dawg: Then Crusader is as stupid as he looks. You don't pass up an oppurtunity when it arrives, he might be able to do the talk, but will he walk the walk. When it all comes down to it, will he risk losing his world title to kick MVD's ass. Or will he just leave it to a later date.

Stanyer: Well we can only watch and find out.

MVD has made his way down to ringside, but at the moment he is just watching the match. Crusader and Gambino get to their feet and see MVD at ringside. They stop and both turn towards him. Gambino immediately heads towards MVD, but Crusader grabs him from behind and hits a Reverse DDT. He quickly covers. .........................1 ............................2 .......................... Gambino kicks out. On the outside MVD collects a Steel Chair. In the ring Crusader goes over to MVD and tells him to get the hell out of here. MVD just smiles and tells him to come get some. Crusader turns back to Gambino who is just staggering up. Crusader scoops up Gambino and hits the Concussion for the 2nd time. He hooks the leg. MVD smiles and starts to walk off. ........................1 ............................2 ............................... MVD clocks Crusader across the back of the head with the steel chair, after turning around once Crusader's back was turned and sliding into the ring. The crowd look confused. MVD then starts to beat Crusader down with the steel chair. Gambino is getting to his feet, he sees MVD beating down Crusader with the chair and an angry look comes across his face. He goes over to MVD and starts to remonstrate with him for a moment giving a verbal bashing and then swings with a right hand, but instead of hitting MVD, he hugs MVD. They release the hug and shake hands. A smile is across both mens faces. The confused crowd start to boo. Gambino then covers Crusader, who has taken an absolute battering at the hands of MVD. ......................1 ..............................2 .................................... Crusader gets his shoulders up.

Dawg: HA!!! I don't believe it, Gambino has seen sense.

Stanyer: No, this can't be happening, Gambino can't have, it's just not possible.

Dawg: It has happened, it is happening, Gambino has to be, he must be.

Stanyer: No way, Gambino can't join the gWo, could all of this between MVD & Gambino been just a facade? Just a grand plot to trick everyone?

Dawg: Your damn right it was.

Stanyer: But there is still a match to finish, even if the result now seems inevitable. But Crusader is still hanging in there.

Gambino is surprised that Crusader kicked out, he signals to MVD, who climbs onto the 2nd Turnbuckle. Gambino then sets Crusader up in a Piledriver. MVD jumps off to deliver the Spike Piledriver. Gambino covers. ............................1 ..................................2 ..................................... Crusader gets his shoulder up. Gambino slams his fist into the mat. Gambino pulls Crusader up. MVD throws Gambino the chair, he holds it in front of Crusader's head and then MVD delivers the Vandaminator. Gambino goes to cover, but MVD tells him to leave him. MVD climbs to the top rope and then delivers the Five Star Frog Splash. Gambino then covers. ...........................1 ............................2 ............................ Crusader gets his shoulder up again.

Stanyer: What will it take to beat Crusader? The man seems almost inhuman, he is still hanging on, despite the fact it is now a 2 on 1 massacre, he still refuses to stay down.

Dawg: He just just give it up, it's over, let it be.

A now very pissed off Gambino slams the steel chair into the mat, he picks up Crusader and delivers the Gambino Facebuster onto the steel chair, he covers. .............................1 ..............................2 .....................................3!!!!

Gambino d. Crusader
42:47 Pinfall

James: The winner of the match, and NEW PWF World Heavyweight Champion, Antonio Gambino. The crowd boos furiously, chants of asshole ring around the arena, and drinks and food is thrown into the ring.

Stanyer: This is just sick, how can Gambino live with himself after this abomination, he's screwed Crusader, and for what? A belt?

Dawg: It's not just a belt, it's a dream, it's what every wrestler aspires to be, the PWF World Heavyweight Champion, Gambino had held it in the old PWF, but he wanted it again, he never got to show his true ability in the old PWF. But now, he has a point to prove.

The rest of the gWo comes down to the ring, Travis looks a bit down after his defeat to Homicide, and has a number of plasters on his face, and his ribs are taped up. Power G is struggling, but surviving, they all join in the celebrations in the ring as Gambino stands on the turnbuckle raising the World Title, as the ring fills with rubbish thrown in from the crowd

Stanyer: At least the crowd are showing what they think of Gambino now he has shown his true self.

Dawg: Wait, I think we are going to see it now, the official handing over of the gWo T-Shirt.

MVD calls Gambino over to the middle of the ring and holds up the gWo T-Shirt, he spins it around to show the fans, and then he turns around and hands it to Gambino, he accepts it and then puts it on, he then shakes the hand of every other gWo member, and then goes back to raising his title to the crowd.

Stanyer: I am sick, sick to my stomach of what has just happened, I don't know if I will recover by the next show. But after a long hard night, it is the end of the show. We've seen some great moments tonight, but they will all be overshadowed by this this horrible moment right here. This disgraceful act, this atrocity.

Dawg: Will you stop going on, this is the greatest night in PWF history.

The camera fades into the Havoc intro as "Master of Puppets" by Metallica begins to play. The intro ends and then the camera cuts to the Ice Palace arena as the crowd cheer like crazy as the camera pans over them as pyro's blast off all around the entrance way and the ring. The cameras then cut to the announcers table.

Stanyer: Welcome everybody to Saturday Night Havoc, live from the Ice Palace here in Tampa Florida, we are hot on after the greatest PPV in PWF history, despite the ending.

Dawg: What's wrong with the ending?

Stanyer: You know my thoughts on the ending, for those who missed it, Gambino shocked the world when he joined the gWo, and MVD helped him to win the World Title.

Dawg: It was the greatest moment in PWF history, and you know it.

Stanyer: Well also from that very PPV, Homicide managed to defeat Travis Right, and also we saw the shocking ending to the Triple Tier Hell in a Cell match, in which not only did Bloodbath and Blackbird fall through three layers of the cell and crash down on glass and metal, I'm told Bloodbath won't be here tonight, and of course Blackbird has retired. We have heard from Xuway, but he now appears to be calling himself King Volcano, for his own sake, he has been barred from competing tonight.

Dawg: King Volcano? I'm not surprised he was banned.

Down With The Sickness, by Disturbed hits the PWFsoundsystem and huge green flames explode through the stage area and a green spotlight highlights the entranceway as the whole gWo unite to make there way down the aisle, leading the way is MVD with his arm around JVD, walking directly beside him is Antonio Gambino, the new PWF World Champion, he has a smile on his face that could rival that of a man who just lost his virginity to his best friend's mother as he hurls his title belt over his right shoulder, then followed by new PWF Light Heavyweight Champion Power G and his manager and mentor The Real McCoy who is carrying the belt for the champion, Travis Right does not appear to be there.

As the gWo make their way into the ring, the crowd are instantly on their back, never before has a PWF arena graced such genuine anger from a crowd, all aimed at the exploits of their great hero Gambino, and the PWF's greatest threat Matt Van Dam. Signs baring the words "SELLOUT" and "TRAITOR" can be seen held by PWF fans, and others such as "THE PWF IS DEAD" and "GAMBINO FOR PRESIDENT" are held by the gWo-ites

The crowd hiss and boo as MVD gets hold of a microphone

MVD:- Excuse me!

As soon as MVD requests silence an ass-hole chant starts up around the arena, MVD looks around the crowd smiling, loving the hate he is recieving, he really does feed from the anger of the crowd

MVD:- You know your all so stupid!

Boos' start up around the arena

MVD:- Yo.......Antonio, what dump are we in tonight?

Gambino:- Tampa Bay Matt!

A you suck di-ck chant builds up around the arena

MVD:- What did i say?

Gambino:- I think it was the fact you called Tampa a dump Matt!

MVD:- God damn my great observation skills, i really must keep that sort of thing to myself........ anyhow, onto the real matter in hand.......... how many of you Tampa Bay retards saw it coming!

The camera scans the crowd as nobody raises a hand, except for McCoy, who is standing behind MVD giggling

MVD:- Put the hand down McCoy, we all know you was in on it, and so was this man........... THE NEW PWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.........ANTONIO GAMBINO!

Huge boos erupt from the crowd as Gambino raises the belt into the air, even a few hardcore fans at ringside attempt to get over the security rail to get their hands on the traitor, but gWo security drag them off to the doors

MVD:- It's all over, the PWF is dead, we have your hero Gambino, hes mine! And you won't be seeing Crusader Chrome for a while, his days are well and truely numbered, but he can't run forever, MVD, Gambino, Power G and Travis Right will wipe out the last remaining evidence of any sort of gWo resistance off the face of the earth!

MVD:- Now, i've had my say, now, the PWF World Champion will give his first speech to his adoring gWo-ites!

Huge boos fire at Antonio Gambino as MVD passes over the Mic, and Gambino again adjusts his title belt on his shoulder and begins to talk....................

Gambino:"That's right Matt, these dumb bastards never saw it coming. Night after night I come out here, and listen to them chant my name, cheer for me like I'm some hero or role model. But I woke up from the spell that I was under...I realized that I was no more than a puppet to the people, that they pulled all the strings. No more will I play your puppet!"

The fans continue to boo Gambino, louder and louder by the second, a chant of "You Sold Out" starts up

Gambino:"Now look at ya...I come out here, and you boo me. I look around, and signs that used to say GAMBINO RULES, or GAMBINO IS THE GREATEST...now say GAMBINO SOLD OUT, or DIE GAMBINO DIE....well to hell with all of you! I've heard people say that I turned my back on the PWF, that I turned my back on the fans. I never asked you to cheer for me. I never asked you to chant my name, and paint up your pretty little posters with my name on them! I never claimed to be a good guy, or some kind of super hero for the PWF fans. In fact, let me take you back just one month ago after Dangerous Ground...I told you all, no more Mr. Nice Guy, and that is what I meant damnit!"

The fans begin booing even louder, and tossing a bit of trash into the ring

Gambino:"Now I gotta listen to idiots like Ted Tedison in the back there asking me...why Gambino, why. Why? Isn't it obvious?"

Gambino holds the belt up for all of the fans to see as the GWO gives him a bit of applause

Gambino:"I went into End of the World, and I proved to everyone that I could do exactly what I said I would do...become PWF World Champion once again. Now where's your hero Crusader at? Yeah, your big hero, Crusader, he never saw it coming either. He was too busy kissing my ass and offering up handshakes to pay attention, and read between the lines. He was too busy jumping at the opportunity to fight the GWO off, any chance he got. He was too busy to notice the task at hand...and that was defeating one of the greatest superstars ever in the history of the PWF!"

The crowd begins chanting CRUSADER, CRUSADER!

Gambino:"I'll tell you all now, you can chant that little bastards name all you want, but you won't see him taking that walk down the aisle anytime soon. That's right, we ran his ass right out of here with his tail between his legs like a scolded dog....your hero...where's you hero at now? I'll tell you, he's running scared from the GWO and leaving a piss trail behind him a mile long!"

The GWO all laugh and even Gambino lets out a few chuckles before dropping his smile

Gambino:"This has been a long time coming, but the PWF....as Matt said...is dead. With the GWO in charge, no more will there be room for paper champions like Crusader. No more will there be punks, calling themselves superstars, running all over the place, trying to save the day. Gone are the days of..."

Halfway through Gambino's speech Davey K's music begins and he is stood standing at the top of the entrance with a mic in his hand

Davey K: Jeeeesus, for the sake of the ratings, Gambino will you shut your ass kissing mouth. Does anyone here, really want to sit through another gwo crappy speech where MVD will point at himself so he doesnt forget his name, and do we really have to bare another second of Jennifer Van Dam showing off more than a two dollar whore? Of course not!

Gambino trys to talk

Davey K: Hey, shut your hole Gambino, in fact a good way to quite you may be to offer you a few dollars, I hear you go really cheap these days!

The Crowd begin to chant Davey K

Davey K: Hear that Gambino?

The crowd continues with their chant

Davey K: From now on, get used to, I dont knooow, maybe Ass-Hole?

The crowd quickly change their chant to AAAAAssss Hole! As Gambino looks furiously round the arena

Davey K: You see, you, sold out piece of back water trash, I have the fans baby, and well you have your crew of gimps. In fact Gambino Im glad to get the chance to talk to you......I need to get a few things of my chest.

Davey K walks around the entrance, patting his belt and listening to all the fans chant his name

Davey K: You see, just like all the people in this arena Gambino I admit, I had a lot of respect for you. I came to the PWF knowing nobody, and really had know one to go to for advice, I have the ladies, but well there only good for a few things, oh yeah you'll get used to that hanging around JVD, I hear from the guys in the back, she is very good at what she does!

MVD trash talks to Davey K

Davey K: Now, Gambino I thought you were a man to respect, a man that you could rely on, someone that wouldnt sell out to anyone, but well dude, you did, and man do you suck! Joining the Gimp World Order? What the hell were you thinking? Look at them, take a good look at them, they are, well take a sniff, can you smell........crap? No, no not crap, maybe, yeah you know what you can smell Gambino! Trash! And well your now part of that trash, and dude, you make me sick! You had it all, but you had to throw the fans support back in their faces, the respect that all the guys in the back gave you right back in their faces! So, what Im trying to say to you Gambsoldoutio, I am going to give you a superstar style ass whipping that you will never forget, anytime you want a shot at me, I would be more than happy to deliver an ass kicking to your sorry carcas....maybe I should put it in words that all you gwo guys can understand, you see I am..

In the RVD/MVD style thumb pose

Superstar--------Davey--------K

And Im going to.....

Whip--------Your--------Ass

After Davey K is done speaking, and has insulted MVD by doing his trademark pose, Gambino prepares to speak again

Gambino:"Now that you've interrupted me, are you finished?"

Davey K nods his head

Gambino:"Okay, first off, I have just one question for you....WHO IN THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING INTERRUPTING ME?!"

Davey K: "You know who..."

Gambino:"Shut the hell up! You little peice of trash, come out here, running off at the mouth about GWO is this, and GWO is that...but all I'm getting from you are words! But I'll tell you what, if it's a match with me that you want....if it's truly an ass kicking that you are asking for, then so be it. I'll give you your match...oh yeah, I'll give you your match. Little European Champion against the PWF World Champion...I don't like your odds, but you've asked for it. Who am I to dissappoint anyone?"

The fans cheer as Gambino agrees to the match, and smirk appears across Davey K's face

Gambino:"Okay, so you got your match, and when I'm done kicking your ass...I'm gonna invite MVD and Jennifer down to the ring to join us, and I'm gonna personally make you appologize to them for your insults."

Gambino tosses the microphone to the side as Sickness by Disturbed hits and the GWO all leave the ring as Davey K exits through the curtain to the back

{Commerical Break}

**Down with the Sickness by Disturbed plays as clips of various matches featuring Gambino are shown.**

VOICE"From growing up on the mean streets of Brooklyn, New York, to his rise to super star status in the PWF....follow Gambino throughout his career. Follow him on his journey through the ranks of the PWF, up until he captured his first world championship. See the historic rise and fall of the Ruff Ryders and the Empire regime. See his historic matches with Diablo, and follow the fued from day one, up until the retirement match in which Gambino sent Diablo packing. Get the new video, Gambino-No Mercy now! Only $19.99, and available wherever videos are sold, and also on PWF Shopzone. Ask yourself, are you down with the sickness?"

**A clip of Gambino standing over a fallen Diablo holding the PWF World Title above his head is shown as the commercial fades out**

{End Commerical}

Loki is seen with his back turned to the camera whistling a little tune. As the camera pulls back, it becomes apparent that Loki is standing on a chair while attaching the strap from his strap match to the wall, just above his door. He finishes up and hops off the chair. He takes a moment to admire his handy-work. He turns halfway to the camera and sighs contentedly.

Loki: Aaah yes! Yet another trophy for the wall.

The camera pans around the room's walls. Many items, some reasonable, but most unusual, hang from the walls by nails, screws, tacks and most commonly duct tape. Several street signs including Stop, 25 mph, Dead End and Deer Crossing, a small collection of hubcaps, posters of himself, The Aquabats and several SoBe promotional ads, a larger collection of SoBe caps all taped to the wall, a chunk of the table he put Inmate through during the Suicide title match, and most recently the strap. As far as trophies go, the OSW World title and the PWF Ice Age Suicide title hang from seperate plaques, numerus pictures, posters and clippings from his matches for Projectefed's Wrestler of the Month Contest and of course the trophy and plaque earned for said contest.

Loki: (sigh) So many memories...

Just then, the door opens. Loki is quick to take up the chair. It's only Gremlin though.

Gremlin: Dude! Chill!

Loki: I would, but the fridge just ain't big enough. (putting down the chair and laughing at his own bad joke) What's the haps little man?

Gremlin: You got a match tonight, yo

. Loki: Hmm, that's funny, I didn't order one of those. Did I?

Gremlin: Nope. I don't think he did either.

Loki: Who did?

Gremlin: Your opponent.

Loki: I have an opponent?

Gremlin: Yes.

Loki: Tonight?

Gremlin: Yes.

Loki: That's funny, I didn't request a match.

Gremlin: You just said that.

Loki: No, I just said "Tonight?".

Gremlin: I mean before that.

Loki: I thought I said "I have an opponent?".

Gremlin: Before that you twit!

Loki: No, that's when I said "Who did?".

Gremlin: Before that!!!

Loki: No, I didn't say "I didn't request a match." then.

Gremlin: Yes you did!

Loki: Nuh uh!

Gremlin: Ya huh! That's what you said!

Loki: No, I distinctly remember saying "Hmm, that's funny, I didn't order one of those. Did I?". Not "I didn't request a match." Those are two completely different sentences!

Gremlin: So, you knew what I was talking about this whole time?

Loki: Yes.

Gremlin: Then why didn't you just say so!

Loki: Cuz it's a lot funnier to do it that way!

Gremlin: (shaking his head) I should have known.

Loki: (heading over to the fridge) So, who'm I fighting?

Gremlin: You're fighting-

Loki: (interrupting) Wait wait wait! Lemme get ready!

Loki opens the fridge and grabs a SoBe, Oolong Tea. He twists the cap off and reads.

Loki: "WaaaSoBe!" Heh, I got a bunch o' those already. (putting the bottle to his lips) Alright, go.

Gremlin: Wait. You just wanted to get ready so you can do a spit take?

Loki: Yeah.

Gremlin: Why?

Loki: Cuz it's fun!

Gremlin: It's not that big of a name.

Loki: So?

Gremlin: And you're not getting a title shot.

Loki: So?

Gremlin: Why do it then?

Loki: How often does one have the opportunity to do a spit take? Think about it! You have to be hearing astonishing news and drinking at the same time! What are the odds of that?

Gremlin: I dunno. Not good I guess.

Loki: Exactly, so just let me hav my fun!

Gremlin: Alright, here it goes.

Loki begins drinking just as Hambone is exiting the bathroom.

Gremlin: You're fighting Sandstorm.

Hambone: Hey g-guys. What's-

Hambone catches Loki's attention, causing him to turn his head, but not before he begins the spit take. As a result, Loki spits his tea all over Hambone. Hambone backs up, a little shocked that the fond greeting he received upon entering the room was being spit on. Loki and Gremlin pause for a minute before breaking out into riotous laughter.

Hambone: Wh-wh-what's the b-b-b-big idea!

Loki and Gremlin can't respond because they are too busy laughing.

Hambone: Y-y-you're j-j-j-just a coupla j-j-j-j-jerks!

Hambone collects some clothes to change into before returning to the bathroom. Loki and Gremlin finally manage to stop laughing.

Loki: Now, what are the odds of THAT!!!!

The two start laughing once again.

The scene opens up to the MoM locker room, but this time, the members are Sandstorm, Walrus, Golgotha, and the newest entry Kamikaze. Sandstorm notices the camera and stands up. Tedison is standing there with a mic and asks Sandstorm to say a few words about his match on Havoc. Sandstorm answers.

Tedison: Good Evening Sandstorm, now how about your match on Havoc, I'm sure that you heard what Loki had to say about it.

Sandstorm: Yes I did, and let me just say, I am not going to be told by retard, a freak, and someone who can't finish a sentence within an hour.

Tedison: Heh, I suppose that your reffering to Hambone.

Sandstorm: No Tedison, I'm reffering to your mom.

Tedison: Geez man, she may have a slight stuttering problem but......

Sandstorm: I WAS TALKING ABOUT HAMBONE!!!!

Tedison: Oh, ummmm, I knew that.

Sandstorm: Anyway, onto my match, Loki, you are a superior wrestler, you are the retired PWF Ice Age Suicide Champion, and you were Project Efed's Wrestler Of The Month, but, you are also a jerkoff who takes in the rejects as friends, and the loser of our match this Saturday, so I would say that that makes it about even. Wait, nevermind, you also drink cold tea, so that brings you down way more.

Tedison: OK, thats great Sandstorm, I think that will be good for today.

Walrus is resting on the leather couch and suddenly wakes up. He sees Tedison about to leave and springs up from the couch and starts to chase him down the hall.

Walrus: OH MY GOD, TED TEDISON!!! I WANT YOUR AUTOGRAPH!!!

Every member of the MoM look at each other and shrug their shoulders. The scene fades to black.

Stanyer: Welcome back folks, after an amazing start to tonights show, we have an opening match that follows on from The End of the World. After Loki defeated Golgotha in an excellent Strap Match, this match was booked for the Methods of Mayhem to try and gain some revenge.

Sandstorm v Loki
Referee: Chris Regan

The lights go out and the titantron lights up with the phrase "The Rage Of The Sahara" in gold letters. Gold, black, and white lasers shoot down at the stage as smoke enclouds the entranceway. The light turn on and out of the smoke, emerges Sandstorm. He makes his way down the entrance ramp, raising his arms in the air. He steps up to the ring apron and enters the ring through the second rope. He paces around the ring for a bit while his music fades out.

James: Introducing from Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada, weighing 266lbs, The Rage of the Sahara, Sandstorm

"Mope" by The Bloodhound Gang thumps over the speakers as the fans begin cheering. Loki rolls out from the backstage area on a custom made Big-Wheel wearing an oversized pair of blue goggles. He removes the goggles and dismounts from the Big-Wheel. He dances about the stage in a bizarre fashion as he entices the crowd to cheer louder. Satisfied with his efforts, Loki gets back on the Big-Wheel and rolls all the way to the ring.

James: Introducing from Asbury Park, New Jersey, weighing 225lbs, "The God of Mischief". Loki

Report: Sandstorm and Loki tie up, Sandstorm takes Loki into an arm wrench. Loki reverses and sends Sandstorm to the ropes, Loki bends down but Sandstorm kicks him in the face. Sandstorm then goes to clothesline Loki, but he ducks underneath and carries on into the ropes, Sandstorm ducks Loki's clothesline and then takes Loki down with a Flying Forearm to the face. Loki gets up a little stunned, Sandstorm hits him with a hard right hand knocking him into the turnbuckle. Sandstorm backs it up with a couple more right hands and then climbs up the turnbuckle as the crowd chant to 10 along with him. Sandstorm then holds both hands in the air to the crowd, but Loki grabs his legs and spins him around. Loki then slaps Sandstorm hard in the chest and then springs to the top rope and then wraps his legs around Sandstorm's head and snaps him over with the MonkeyShine (Top Rope Hurricanranna). Sandstorm pulls himself up, Loki kicks him in the gut and then delivers a Swinging DDT, he floats over and hooks the leg. .......................1 ..........................2 ....................... Sandstorm kicks out. Loki pulls Sandstorm up to his feet. He kicks him in the gut a couple of times and then hooks him up and delivers a Russian Leg Sweep. Loki then comes off the ropes and hits a perfect Leg Drop, he covers. .......................1 ............................2 ......................... Sandstorm kicks out. Loki pulls up Sandstorm and then sends him to the ropes and then wraps himself around Sandstorm and locks in the Octopus Stretch.

Stanyer: Lovely wrestling from Loki, he's not just a comedian after all.

Dawg: Whoop di doo, he locked in a submission hold, one that probably half the locker room could do, and your singing his praise, I could probably do that move.

Stanyer: I'd like to see it.

Loki wrenches back on the Octopus and then lets go, Sandstorm staggers into the corner holding his back, Loki backs into the opposite turnbuckle and smacks his bottom and then charges in and hits the Thump crushing Sandstorm chest first into the turnbuckle. Sandstorm falls down backwards. Loki checks Sandstorm position and then springs off the 2nd rope with an Asai Moonsault and then immediately hooks the leg for the pin. .........................1 ...........................2 ......................... Sandstorm kicks out. Loki is surprised at this and maneouvres Sandstorm into position by the turnbuckle. Loki then climbs up to the top turnbuckle and then turns around and stands straight up, he then attempts a Senton Splash on Sandstorm, but he rolls towards the turnbuckle to evade the move. Loki is quickly up, as is Sandstorm who levels Loki with a hard clothesline. Loki gets to his feet holding his head and Sandstorm delivers a Side Suplex. Loki holds his head as Sandstorm makes the cover. ........................1 ..........................2 ........................ Loki kicks out. Sandstorm pulls Loki up to his feet, he goes behind and hooks him up for a Reverse DDT. But Loki slips out of it and turns it into an arm wrench and goes for a Short Arm Clothesline, but Sandstorm ducks around into a waistlock. Sandstorm goes for a German Suplex, but Loki counters with a Victory Roll. ........................1 ..........................2 ........................... Sandstorm kicks out. They both roll to their feet. Loki charges at Sandstorm but he is met by the Sahara Wind (Kitchen Sink). Loki holds his gut as Sandstorm pulls him to his feet and lifts him over his shoulders and then hits the Mummification (Rack Pancake). Sandstorm hooks the leg. ........................1 ..........................2 ........................... Loki kicks out.

Dawg: Loki definitely looks more like the comedian now.

Stanyer: Don't count him out, Sandstorm is a top competitor himself, as he proved at The End of the World picking up the win over Rex Chapman and Joel Cinder, but remember, Loki is no joke, remember, he once beat Nightshade inside of a Steel Cage.

Dawg: And that was probably his finest moment, and will BE his finest moment.

Sandstorm pulls Loki up, he hits a couple of right hands and then sends him to the ropes and picks him up for a Sidewalk Slam, but Loki counters with a Flying Head Scissors. Sandstorm rolls through it to his feet, but is a little dizzy. Loki charges in and goes for a Spinning Heel Kick, but Sandstorm ducks underneath it and as Loki gets to his feet Sandstorm clocks him with a devastating Superkick. Sandstorm quickly pulls Loki into position and then signals for the Optical Illusion (Shooting Star Press). He climbs to the top rope and attempts the move, but Loki rolls out of the way and Sandstorm crashes into the canvas chest first. Loki gets to his feet and taps his thigh as Sandstorm gets to his feet. Sandstorm gets up bent over and Loki hits The Last Laugh (FameAsser). Loki hooks the leg. .......................1 ........................2 ...........................3!!!

Loki d. Sandstorm
7:06 Pinfall

Stanyer: Loki continues to defy the Methods of Mayhem.

Dawg: He's still not funny.

Stanyer: Would he be funny if he was in the gWo?

Dawg: Hmm, not sure, I don't think he'd cut it in the gWo.

Stanyer: Anyway, I'm told Johnny Mayhem is trying to get an interview with Theros Macalvia, who as we all saw at the PPV, for some reason attacked Showstopper and cost him his chance at the European Title.

The camera appears backstage where Johnny Mayhem is standing with a microphone. In front of him Theros Macalvia argues with a mirror

Theros: Your wrong! Wrong! Wrong! WRONG! Hehehehehe, he's back, back...... who're you?

Johnny clears his throat in an attempt to get Theros's attention. To which Theros turns to face Johnny

Theros: The meager walk the path, wandering like ant on a plate of glue. Chaos calls for me, answer time!

Johnny looks more than a little uncertain, but begins

Mayhem: Theros, everyone would like to know why you attacked Showstopper last sunday at End of the World?

Theros: Attack? Theros did nothing. I did. I did, Theros did too. Stop? Shall I stop? Yes, I think I won't. Hehehe. Like a magic movie, watching the camera behind the curtain. Letting the monkeys and dogs wander through the lobby like roman indians....

Mayhem: I'm sorry, but I don't understand a single word your saying

Theros: Understanding is a frame of wood. Nothing with mind and sky.....

Theros looks to Johnny confused for a moment

Theros: Who are you?

Johnny looks more than alittle unnerved at the moment

Mayhem: Johnny Mayhem, backstage interviewer for the PWF

Theros: Mayhem, chaos, the order of fire. Theros think you are not me. Not me at all!!

Mayhem: Your right... I'm not.....

Theros opens his mouth to speak, then turns and glares at the mirror. He turns to face it and spits in the face reflected.

Theros: Quiet curr! Unthinking manifestation of mud! Defeat! DEFEAT! You will be louder than me! Dare you! I WIN!

Theros turns and glares at Johnny for a moment, then turns and walks off, stopping just long enough to flick himself off in the mirror

The camera cuts to a lounge area, where a red couch lines the wall, and a TV rests on a stand. The door is presumably off camera. Showstopper sits on the couch, looking sad, and mournful.

Showstopper: It wasn't fair. I put my all into this fed and look what I end up with?

Showstopper spreads his arms out wide.

Showstopper: Nothing. And what WILL I end up with?...Nothing. I deserved that title shot at the End of the World and I deserved to win it. But, as per usual, a crazy MIA sonovabitch, just happens to stumble in on my match, and ruin me, my reputation and possibly my spot in this damn company.

Showstopper retracts his arms.

Showstopper: Unhappy, I may be. But I ain't gonna lie down for no crazy ass sonova--

The TV flickers to life as Johnny Mayhem viewing Theros is broadcast. Showstopper watches and listens intently, not taking his eyes off the screen. His expression changes from sadness and anger, to humour and enlightenedness. Showstopper points back and forth between the camera man and the TV screen...

Showstopper: You are joking right? THIS is Theros?

Showstopper's expression of delight, changes serious.

Showstopper: Well, obviously this is somesort of joke. But I'll deal with that, in time. But now onto my opponent tonight.

Showstopper pauses looks directly at the camera and tries to hide a smile.

Showstopper: Rex Chapman. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Showstopper laughs uncontrollably, and wipes tears from his eyes.

Showstopper: Anthoer joke? What is this, the freakin circus? HAHAHAHA.....uhhh, anyway...I may seem jolly of all a sudden...we all know why...

The camera cuts as Showstopper leaves the room holding his sides, laughing...

The camera opens to a small media stage and two comfortable chairs placed in front of a PWF sign. Sitting on the right is none other then Rex Chapman. To the left is Anthony Frost. A thin man with no hair stands next to a camera and counts down to one as the cameras roll:

Frost: Hello ladies and gentlemen, I am here with Rex Chapman, my name is Anthony Frost.......Rex, I would like to ask you a few questions concerning your record and your wrestling history.

Rex nods his head in approval as the lights dim around the set.

Frost: Rex, is it correct that you are 0-2 here in the PWF?

Rex: Yes....

Frost: Uh..ok...Is it true that you don't have an enormous amount of experience in the wrestling world?

Rex: Yes.....

Frost: Uuh...well, Is it my understanding that you call yourself a submission specialist?

Rex: Yes....

Frost: Okay then, I see you are a man of many words....is there anything else you would like to say before I go into the back and put a bullet in my mouth?

Rex looks up and straight into Frost's eyes.

Rex: Yes....

Rex then looks into the camera and says, "Showtime!"

Rex walks off the set and the camera fades to black..........

Stanyer: Well perhaps Rex Chapman can break his duck against Showstopper.

Dawg: It's that damn porn star background that's holding him back.

Stanyer: You know Rex was never a porn star.

Dawg: I've seen the video, MVD showed it to me.

Stanyer: I don't know.

Showstopper v Rex Chapman
Referee: Carlton Rock

The lights of the arena dim as a black mans voice booms throughout. "Here the fucker is; yo man it's The Show". Then 'Greed' by Godsmack blares around the arena. As the music slightly changes (chorus) around forty seconds in multi-coloured strobe lighting shines upon the stage. The Showstopper walks out slowly, head down and carrying a steel chair. As he reachers the top of the ramp, he raises his head, in unison with the chair, and roars, though he can't be heard. At the bottom of the screen, in the name box it says: ---- 'The Show' ---- "The Showstopper" --- He then carries on down to the ring, at normal pace. He enters the ring normally and goes to the top rope, with the chair, and raises it again, roaring. He steps down, ready.

James: Introducing from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing 290lbs, the Showstopper. Crowd Boos

Nickleback hits as Rex Chapman walks out slow with a mic in hand and sunglasses. He makes his way to the ramp where he stands briefly and awaits two medium sized pyro bursts on each side of him to go off. He lifts the mic up and says, �This is what I am!� as the Titantron shows his submission hold on a random opponent. He makes a side step lunge and waves his hands up in the air as the crowd bursts into cheers. He then makes his way down to the ring.

James: Introducing from Durston, Ohio, weighing 228lbs, Rex Chapman

Report: Showstopper and Rex tie up, Showstopper uses his power to push Rex into the turnbuckle and then unleashes on him a series of big right hands and then finishes with a big uppercut. He whips Rex out to the opposite turnbuckle and then follows in with a big clothesline. Rex staggers out and Showstopper lifts him up and drops him down with a Flapjack. Rex climbs to his feet holding his face, Showstopper catches him with a straight uppercut. Showstopper then throws him to the ropes and then sends him flying through the air with a high back body drop. Rex gets up holding his back and Showstopper knees him in the gut, he then holds Rex's head while he delivers a couple of nasty knees to the stomach and then one big knee puts Rex on the mat. Showstopper hooks the leg. ........................1 ...........................2 ............................. Rex kicks out. Showstopper pulls Rex back up to his feet, Rex gets in a couple of rabbit punches, but Showstopper slams his head into the turnbuckle anyway. Showstopper then drives his shoulder repeatedly into the gut of Rex. Showstopper stands up straight and gives an arrogant smile towards the crowd, who jeer at him. Showstopper then goes to whip Rex to the opposite turnbuckle, but holds on and pulls him back to deck him with a Short Arm Clothesline. Showstopper paces around the ring signalling for Rex to get back up, he obliges and staggers around in the middle of the ring. Showstopper charges with another clothesline, but Rex ducks it and then grabs Showstopper around the neck and hits a Hangman's Neckbreaker. Both men stay down.

Stanyer: Beautiful counter from Rex Chapman. Showstopper seems more arrogant that usual, despite losing at The End of the World.

Dawg: Thanks to Theros Macalvia.

Stanyer: Be fair to Theros, he is insane.

Dawg: Sometimes I'm not so sure.

Both men get to their feet. Rex blocks a right hand from Showstopper and then hits him with a right hand of his own. Rex then connects with a volley of right hands, but Showstopper comes back with a knee to the gut, Showstopper goes for another knee, but Rex grabs the leg and then hits the Mandara Hineri. Showstopper rolls around holding his knee. Rex pounces and immediately stomps away at Showstoppers left knee. Rex places Showstopper's leg over the bottom rope and then gives a few kicks to the knee before he jumps up and drives his body down across the knee. Rex then goes for a Figure Four, but Showstopper counters with a kick to the rear. He gets to his feet gingerly, checking his knee. Rex takes advantage of this and hits Showstopper with a hard right hand, he comes back with an Uppercut, staggering Rex Chapman. Showstopper the backs into the ropes and goes for a Big Boot, but Rex counters with a Dropkick to the standing knee of Showstopper putting him down on the mat. Rex then covers. .......................1 ............................2 ...................... Showstopper kicks out. Rex picks up the leg of Showstopper and then drives his elbow deep into the left knee and then locks in a Leg Grapevine.

Stanyer: Rex Chapman working over the legs of Showstopper now, breaking down the big man. Intelligent play from the PWF newcomer.

Dawg: Showstopper needs to get back to that vertical base, where he has a clear advantage, on the mat, Rex Chapman will destroy him, he is an expert submissionist.

Stanyer: Indeed, Rex Chapman is technically sound, Showstopper always has the Power advantage, but he only has that advantage while he is on his feet.

Rex releases the Grapevine, but holds onto the leg and gets up to drop another elbow into the knee, he then stands up and twists Showstopper's leg around into the Figure Four. Showstopper can be heard calling out in pain. Showstopper falls onto his back and the referee counts him down. ........................1 .........................2 ....................... Showstopper pulls himself up. He uses his arms to lift himself up and then starts to maneouvre himself towards the ropes. After a lot of pain, Showstopper manages to grab the bottom rope forcing the break. Showstopper starts to get up, but his knee is hurting him and he has trouble standing. Rex goes to kick him in the knee, but Showstopper hits an uppercut to send him staggering across the ring. A murmur then comes through the crowd as Showstopper catches Rex with another uppercut. The camera cuts to the entrance where we see that Theros has made his way onto the entrance ramp. Back in the ring Rex gets to his feet and then Showstopper nearly takes his head off with the Showstoppin' Slug. Showstopper sees Theros and immediately rolls out of the ring, he charges at Theros and knocks him down with a clothesline on the ramp, you can see Theros's head bounce off the steel, but he seems to ignore it and gets back up to his feet immediately. Showstopper then starts to hammer him with right hands, but suddenly Theros gets in a low blow with his boot and then hits the System Shock (Scoop Reverse DDT) on the ramp. The referee had already signalled for the bell however, and raises Rex Chapman's arm.

Rex d. Showstopper
7:49 Countout

Stanyer: Rex picks up the win, thanks the Theros distracting Showstopper.

Dawg: You know something, I wonder if Theros really is insane, because he sure doesn't act like it.

Stanyer: Have you not seen him backstage? Nobody can understand a word he says.

Dawg: That's a cover if you ask me, he's using insanity as an excuse to attack Showstopper.

Stanyer: I think your going insane.

Dawg: Think about it for a second, if he was really insane, why would he only attack Showstopper? Only a sane man would be able to concentrate like that.

Stanyer: I'm not convinced. We'll talk about this during the break.

{Commerical Break}

** A old black and white tape of wrestling starts to play as two old men wrestle in the ring. Then a huge cuts starts from teh top and goes all the way to the bottom as Eraser steps through the backdrop which the match was playing on. Eraser is wearing a white t-shirt that has his name stamped on it in the fron./ He walks up to the camera as the film still goes on. **

Eraser- You think you guys got what it takes to be one of use. You think you can do what we do.

** The screen switches to some of the most hardcore and dangerous matches that has ever happen in the PWF. The cut back to Eraser who is now backwards on a chair at a table **

Eraser- So you think you want to be a wrestler. Well......

** A huge PWF logo slams into the screen. **

Eraser- You think you are hard enough come try us.

** Eraser stands up from the table as Thorn, Kidd, Power-G, MVD, Crusader, Blackbird, Bloodbath, and Gambino all walk into the screen and all have a white t-shirt on with their names on it. Then the screen cuts off as the PWF logo flashes and then cuts off **

{End Commercial}

The camera's cut to the backstage area where Ted Tedison has gotten ahold of Silas "The Pitbull" Parish.

Tedison: "Mr. Parish, can I get your thoughts on tonights Extreme title match with Majin?"

Pitbull: "Listen here Teddy. I've made my thoughts on this match here tonight quite clear lately. I look forward to stepping into the ring with Majin and proving I can go toe-to-toe with anyone!"

Silas stops there but Tedison keeps quiet like he is expecting more. A few silent moments pass.

Tedison: "Thats it? Can't you give the fans out there a little bit more?"

Pitbull: "More? Okay, fine. You want more, you'll get more. Do I have to remind you Teddy what being the Extreme champion means in, oh, about 7 or so weeks?"

Tedison: "What?"

Pitbull: "It means a World title shot at the Dark Day in Hell pay per view. Thats what it means. And when I take that belt from around Majins waist, it'll be ME heading to Dark Day in Hell and ME becoming the next PWF World champ. That enough for ya Teddy!?"

Tedison: "Oh yeah... but, supposing you do ACTUALLY beat Majin tonight. Do you think that you can hold onto the belt for 7+ weeks? And then supposing you DO hold onto it. You ACTUALLY think you could win the World title?"

Silas' anger starts to build. His face turns red with rage, his knuckles turn white was he fight the urge to kill Tedison. He takes a slow deep breath and responds with five little words that he has come to live his life by.

Pitbull: "Every dog, has his day."

Saying that, Silas turns and leaves before Tedison can open his mouth again. Otherwise, they'll need a surgeon to remove the microphone from one of the most sensitive areas on the human body.

As Silas is turning to leave, he bumps head to head with The Majin, dressed in ring attire and adorned with the PWF Extreme Championship over his right shoulder, the two stare intensely for a few seconds before The Pitbull walks around The Majin, and heads down the hallway. The Majin turns to look back but is interrupted by Ted Tedison standing ready, microphone in hand.

Tedison: "Majin, Majin? How do you feel after your match at End of the Wo...."

Majin: "You done?"

Tedison: "Wha......?"

Majin: "Thought so"

Majin snatches the mic, shrugging Tedison off camera, readjusting his belt, and preparing to speak. The crowd can be heard in the background cheering.

Majin: "Parish, I'm glad that your looking forward to facing me in a few minutes. But to be honest you won't be looking forward, you'll be looking up at me. I'm 6' 9", 295 lbs. of massive muscle that's gonna wring your scrawny little neck for butting your nose in my business. But I wanna thank you for that little bit of insight into my future here in the company."

Majin: "Ya know, it sucks that people don't tell you things, like if you hold the Extreme title for 7 or more weeks, then I get a World Heavyweight Title Shot. Well, you just made me twice as determined to beat your ass, and twice as pissed off that I have to deal with a little runt like you. So I put out a warning to our little green world champion. Gambino, at a Dark Day in Hell, its gonna be a Dark Day alright. A Dark Day in Hell in a Cell when you are forced to meet your destiny one on one against the Mai-Jehn Master, the Extreme Champion, The Majin"

Majin tosses the mic to Tedison, and begins to walk away.

Tedison: "Wait, Majin, you're worried about the World Title, how do you know you're gonna get past Silas Parish tonight"

Majin stops, slowly turns around, snaps the mic away from Ted Tedison, and puts it to his lips

Majin: ".........who?"

The Majin takes the mic, and rips the head off, cutting out the sound. He drops the pieces, adjusts the Extreme Title Belt on his shoulder, and walks away.

Stanyer: Majin sounds extremely confident, but if he thinks Pitbull's size disadvantage will give him an advantage, then he is sorely mistaken, Pitbull has been fighting bigger men his entire life, and Majin will be no different.

Barb-Wire Match
Silas "Pitbull" Parish v The Majin
Referee: Mark Johnson

"Come out and Play" by The Offspring begins to play increasingly loud through the arena speakers, heralding the arrival of "Pitbull" Silas Parish. Several scenes of a pitbull on a chain, barking and straining to get loose, play on the TitanTron as the words SILAS PARISH slowly appear at the bottom of the screen and PITBULL appears at the top. Suddenly, a series of pyrotechnic explosions erupt down the right side of the ramp and back up the left side as Silas steps through the backstage curtain and into view. He pauses at the top of the ramp, his eyes locked on his opponent in the ring. He cracks his knuckles and makes sure the tape around his hands is tight, his gaze still locked on the ring. Then he begins to stalk forward. About halfway down the ramp he breaks into a run and slides into the ring under the bottom rope, quickly getting to his feet well before the bell rings.

James: Introducing from Vancouver, Canada, Silas,"The Pitbull" Parish. Crowd Boos

"Meaning of Life" by Disturbed hits as The Majin walks to the ring.

James: Introducing from Chicago, Illnois, weighing 295lbs, The Majin.

Report: Majin ties up with Pitbull, but uses his power to slam Pitbull back into the canvas. Pitbull is quickly up though and attacks Majin with right hands, Majin blocks one and hits a big right on Pitbull, he then whips him into the barb-wire. Pitbull amazingly bounces straight off the barb-wire, ripping his shirt in the process, and then clatters into Majin with a stiff lariat. Majin gets up as Pitbull waits behind him and then takes him down with a Pitbulldog. Pitbull then stamps on the head of Majin, he then sits on his back and pounds the back of his head aggressively. Pitbull pulls the stunned Majin up and slams his head into the turnbuckle. Pitbull then follows it up with a hard shoulder block to the gut. Pitbull then drives his shoulder in even harder. Pitbull then backs off before charging in with an even more viscious shoulder block. Pitbull then grabs Majin and goes to rake his eyes over the barb-wire, but Majin manages to block it by grabbing the barb-wire with his hands. Majin then slams Pitbull's head into the top row of barb-wire. Majin then hooks up Pitbull and delivers a Russian Leg Sweep. He then rolls over and begins to pound down Pitbull with right hands. Pitbull counters however and rolls Majin over and then starts to bite Majin. He eventually throws Silas off him. Majin checks his neck and feels a nasty bite mark. Pitbull is sitting up with a smile on his face.

Stanyer: Pitbull is just plain sadistic, he doesn't care about anyone else, he will hurt anyone who just happens to be there.

Dawg: What do you expect, the guy's been ridiculed about his size for his entire life, wouldn't you want revenge?

Pitbull and Majin get up, Pitbull charges Majin, but he lifts him up and Snake Eye's him on the barb-wire. Majin then lifts the temporarily blinding Pitbull up into the air for a Military Press. Majin then goes to throw Pitbull over the top rope, but Pitbull adjusts himself and takes Majin off balance and falls down into a cover. ...........................1 ................................2 ..... Majin throws Pitbull off. Pitbull gets to his feet, as does Majin. Pitbull blocks a right hand and then hits Majin with a hard right, the two then exchange punches for a moment, until Majin comes out on top and punches Pitbull towards the ropes, Pitbull staggers for a moment and Majin readies a big haymaker, but Pitbull dodges it and Drop Toe Holds Majin's face into the middle rope. Pitbull pounces and places Majin's neck over the middle rope and then sits on top of his back choking him, and ripping his neck to pieces on the barb-wire. Pitbull then pulls up Majin who is holding his neck. Pitbull then hooks him up from behind and delivers a Reverse DDT. He hooks the leg. ........................1 ............................2 ........................... Majin kicks out. Pitbull then rolls under the wire and picks up a Steel Chair. He climbs to the apron and then to the top rope with the steel chair. Majin has staggered to his feet, Pitbull dives off and drives the chair into the head of Majin, who goes down, but is then immediately back up. Pitbull is amazed, and then slams the chair into Majin's head again, but Majin just flicks his hair back and asks for more. Pitbull duly obliges and drives the chair into Majin's head again, this time releasing the chair. Majin goes down but then starts to get up again, the crowd are eating this up, Pitbull looks at the chair, which has a huge impression of Majin's head in it. Majin staggers up to his feet, Pitbull kicks him in the gut and then delivers the Rabid Jawbreaker (Mac Stunner). He then hooks the leg. ........................1 ............................2 ............................. Majin kicks out.

Stanyer: What will it take to put Majin down? Three chair shots and the Rabid Jawbreaker and still he kicks out.

Dawg: It's not over yet, Pitbull isn't finished yet.

Pitbull pulls up Majin and performs a cut-throat motion, he then takes the dazed man to the turnbuckle and sits on the top rope. He hooks Majin up and delivers the K'9er (Diamond Dust). Pitbull hooks the leg. ..............................1 ..............................2 ................................ Majin gets the shoulder up again. Pitbull is furious and immediately jumps up and starts to argue with Mark Johnson. Suddenly Majin rises up to his feet, creating a major stir within the crowd, amazed at the resilience of Majin. Majin is waiting behind Pitbull who turns around and his eyes nearly pop out of his head, such is his surprise at seeing Majin on his feet, Majin then goozles him and lifts him high in the air and delivers a Chokeslam. Majin then paces around the ring and signals for Pitbull to get up as the crowd rise in unison, knowing what is next. Pitbull staggers up and Majin kicks him in the gut and then lifts him up Suplex style and holds him there, before delivering the Psycho Driver (Screwdriver). But while he was destroying Pitbull, Inmate has made his way down to the ring and has slid in under the bottom rope. Majin stands up and is about to cover Pitbull, when Inmate taps him on the shoulder, Majin spins around and Inmate kicks him in the gut and then delivers the Death Sentence (Stone Cold Stunner). Inmate then puts Pitbull on top of Majin and tells the ref to count. Mark Johnson is confused, but does his job and counts. ..........................1 ..............................2 ...........................3!!!!

Pitbull d. Majin
9:13 Pinfall

Stanyer: What the hell? Why did Inmate just help Pitbull to win the Extreme title? This is confusing, not so long ago, they were sworn enemies, now they are friends? I just can't see it.

Dawg: Well whatever Inmate had planned, he's just served to piss off Majin.

Inmate climbs the 2nd rope and raises his arms to the crowd, who are confused at the moment. Pitbull has gotten to his feet, just about. And the referee hands him the Extreme Title, Pitbull looks confused. Inmate then comes up behind him and grabs him and throws him through the middle rope, but Pitbull gets caught and snaps the 2nd rope over the 3rd and is left in the Hangman in the barb-wire. Mark Johnson rushes to try and break Pitbull free from the barb-wire as Inmate walks up the aisle with a smile on his face, and the crowd just look confused.

Stanyer: I seem to have missed something here. First he helps him, then he damn near kills him?

Dawg: Don't look at me, I'm completely lost on this one.

{Commerical Break}

No, that was not an error you read right. Four dollars and ninety-nine cents for 5 star stationary. And not only that, its PWF stationary. That's right, you can take the fulfilment of the PWF to school with you! And those pesky teachers can't take them away! I hear you saying "What's the Catch?". Well let me give you an answer. There is no catch. Can you believe it? Look at the beautiful Jennifer Van Dam on your ruler, see the Gambino Facebuster on a rubber and watch Eraser on your pen! The question is not "Whats the Catch?" anymore. I can now here you saying "Can I afford to get it?". Well at $4.99 I sure hope you can! It's more like "Can you afford not to get it?" Get this set at Shopzone NOW!

{End Commerical}

The camera cuts backstage where we see Mr. Walrus in the hallway. He's standing with a pretty blonde haired woman. He's leaning on the wall in a failing attempt to look cool, and occasionally takes a sip out of his ever-present plastic cup of root beer.

Walrus: You happen to catch End of the World?

Woman: Yes, as a matter of fact.

Walrus: You see me single handedly defeat three other guys?

Walrus gets a dopey grin on his face and flexes the arm that's not leaning on the wall.

Woman: No, sorry. I went to freshen up during that match.

Walrus: What!? Oh, I get it. You didn't want to see Havok, right?

Woman: Havok was in it? Oh no! I love Havok! He's my favourite!

Walrus grins smugly and crosses his ankles as he leans on the wall.

Walrus: I beat him 1...2...3 in the middle of the ring.

The woman bursts out laughing.

Walrus: What?

Woman: YOU beat Havok? Sure, pal.

Walrus: But I did beat him! And Rookie and Renegade, too!

Woman: Suuuuuure you did.

The woman walks off leaving Walrus somewhat dejected. It's at this point that Ted Tedison arrives to interview the King of Koo koo ka choo.

Tedison: Hey, Walrus. What's up?

Walrus: Just got... SHOT DOWN!

Walrus makes a machine gun shooting motion toward an imaginary plane in the air.

Tedison: You don't seem too upset about it.

Walrus: Meh. She was a Havok fan.

Tedison: Ah. We've all heard about your big win at End of the World, but tonight you have another challenge ahead of you.

Walrus: Really? What?

Tedison: You've got Rookie one on one.

Walrus: Oh, I knew about that. I thought you said a challenge.

Tedison: Rookie was one of the greatest TV Champions in MOW Slaughterhouse history, I wouldn't underestimate him.

Walrus: Hey, did you beat him at EOTW?

Tedison: No.

Walrus: Well I did, so I can underestimate him all I want to.

Tedison: That's the kind of logic that leads to losses.

Walrus: So it is, Ted, so it is.

Tedison: That's all you have to say about it?

Walrus: More or less, yeah. I guess I could overestimate him, but that sounds like it requires work, and that's not good.

Tedison: But it would be better in the long run.

Walrus: How do you figure, Ted?

Tedison: You'd win, and maybe it would push you up into one of the title pictures.

Walrus: OR... I could underestimate him, win, go have a nap, get pushed into a title picture, win the belt, become the greatest champ ever, get free root beer for life, have another nap, write a book, get sloshed, pass out, have another nap, lose the belt in a poker game, steal it back and flee back to Canada until the heat dies down, have another nap, write another book, have another nap, have another nap... hmmm... well, you get the picture. See, Ted? You weren't seeing the big picture, were you?

Tedison: (sarcastically) No, I guess not.

Walrus: There ya go, then.

Walrus pats Ted on the back and walks off down the hall chuckling to himself.

Stanyer: Welcome back folks, we go to the ring for the debut of Canadian Kaos against Brutal Force.

Canadian Kaos v Brutal Force
Referee: Duane Dibley

Fire erupts from the stage as the cameras return to the show. The Beautiful People by Marilyn Mason hits and Red and White Pyros burst from the stage. More Pyros explode while a red mist slithers it way through the arena. The crowd roars as Bman and Hanibal appear on stage. Hanibal falls to one knee and Bman raises his arm. They make their way to the ring and ascend opposite turnbuckles. The lights turn on as Bman hops down from the turnbuckle and grabs a Mic from the ring announcer

James: Introducing from Canada, at a combined weight of 467lbs, Bman and Hanibal, Canadian Kaos.

"Mama Said Knock You Out" hits. Leroy and Barry emerge from the back. Leroy bows to the crowd, but Barry keeps on walking towards the ring, oblivious to everything else. Leroy hurrys to catch up with Barry, and trys to get his partner to dance to the music. Barry ignores him, doing a little shadow boxing, and never taking his eyes off of the ring. Barry climbs into the ring and slumps down in Brutal Forces corner. Leroy flips in and starts doing a matial arts/dance demonstration in the centre of the ring. Barry just sits there, staring directly at his opponents corner.

James: Introducing at a combined weight of 442lbs, Leroy Greene and Barry Burton, Brutal Force.

Report: Bman starts out with Barry Burton. They tie up, Burton pushes Bman into the ropes, the referee calls for a break, Barry gives a clean break, but Bman then clocks Barry with a right hand. Burton looks back at Bman and smiles, the two then circle as Burton checks his jaw. They tie up again, this time Burton crashes a knee hard into the gut of Bman, he then hooks him in a headlock and delivers a viscious uppercut to the jaw. Burton then sends Bman into the ropes and then locks in a Sleeper hold, Burton uses this to hit two hard Headbutt's to the back of Bman's head and then he releases the hold and clotheslines him in the back of the head putting him on the mat. He then pounces on his back and starts to choke him from behind. Duane Dibley gives him the count and Burton releases the hold on 4. He pulls Bman to his feet and then slams his head into his teams turnbuckle. He tags in Leroy who leaps over the top rope. Leroy then does a quick climb up the ropes to deliver a kick to the face of Bman. He then pulls Bman out of the turnbuckle and sends him to the ropes, he then hits a hard Martial Arts kick to the gut flipping Bman over, he then comes off the ropes and hits a Front Somersault Guillotine Leg Drop and then motions into a cover. ........................1 .........................2 ........................ Bman kicks out.

Stanyer: Canadian Kaos are not getting off to the start they hoped for.

Dawg: What do you expect, they're Canadian.

Stanyer: I hope that's the last time I hear that from you, we are not here to hear your views on other countries.

Leroy picks up Bman and takes him over to his corner, he tags in Burton, the two men take Bman to the middle of the ring and then hit Martial Arts stomach kicks, they then come off the ropes and hit a Double Face Crusher. Burton covers. .........................1 ...........................2 ..................... Hanibal breaks up the count. Burton picks up Bman and throws him into the turnbuckle. Burton charges in, but Bman gets his foot up, Burton turns away after the blow to the face. Bman quickly springs off the 2nd rope and then jumps off to kick Barry Burton clean in the face. Bman then dives over to his corner and tags in Hanibal. Burton gets the tag to Leroy at the same time. Hanibal charges in and knocks Leroy off his feet with a clothesline. Leroy gets back up and Hanibal explodes on him with a series of right hands, Hanibal sends Leroy to the ropes and then snaps him over with an Arm Drag, Leroy gets up and Hanibal kicks him in the gut and sends him to the ropes where Bman knees him in the back. Hanibal then follows it up with a Spinning Heel Kick to the face. Hanibal covers. ........................1 .........................2 ......................... Leroy kicks out. Hanibal pulls Leroy up and hits a snapmare and then comes off the ropes and dropkicks Leroy in the back of the head. He then pulls Leroy up and knees him in the gut and tags in Bman. Hanibal holds Leroy and Bman delivers a hard kick to the chest. Bman then sends Leroy to the turnbuckle and follows him in and hits a Monkey Flip, but Leroy amazingly lands on his feet. Bman turns around and ducks just in time to dodge a Superkick from Leroy. Bman then delivers a Heel Kick putting Leroy down. Bman then sits himself on the top rope, he waits for Leroy to get up and then reaches out to pull him towards himself, and then hooks his head and delivers a Tornado DDT. Bman covers. ............................1 .............................2 ....................... Burton breaks up the pinfall attempt.

Stanyer: Canadian Kaos establishing themselves now, they need to finish off Brutal Force while they can though, because they are resilient, and can punish you unless you put them away.

Bman picks up Leroy and kicks him in the gut, he then tags in Hanibal, the two send him to the ropes and then both deliver hard Martial Arts kicks to the face. then kicks to the gut, Canadian Kaos then flip Leroy up and drop him down with a Gutwrench Powerbomb. Hanibal makes the cover. .........................1 ..........................2 ........................... Burton breaks up the pinfall attempt again. Hanibal pulls up Leroy and hits him with a couple of forearms and then sends him to the ropes, he goes for a Spinning Heel Kick, but Leroy ducks underneath and then hits a Spinning Roundhouse Kick. Both men stay down. They crawl over to their corners as Duane Dibley performs a ten count. Both men make tags. Burton charges in and cracks Bman with a straight right hand putting him down on the mat. Hanibal is back up and Burton hits him with an uppercut so hard he flies over the top rope. Leroy rolls out of the ring and goes to beat on Hanibal. Burton picks up Bman and lifts up high in the air for a Military Press and then drops him on his knee for a Gutbuster. Burton then tells Bman to get up. Bman duly staggers to his feet. Burton hits the opening three punches to his "Second's Out" combo, he goes for the finishing punch, but Bman ducks underneath and then Bman quickly spins around and School Boy's Burton and pulls the tights. .......................1 ..............................2 ...............................3!!!!

Canadian Kaos d. Brutal Force
9:40 Pinfall

Stanyer: Bman picks up the first win for his team, but he does it in the cheapest way possible, somehow I can't see me liking this team too much.

Dawg: I didn't see anything wrong, he won with a nice rollup pin.

Stanyer: He had the tights!!

Dawg: Whatever, so he used a little extra leverage to win, big deal.

Stanyer: Anyway folks, it seems that so far tonight, there is no sign of the former World Champion Crusader Chrome.

Dawg: Didn't you hear Gambino, Crusader's not here, he's not going to be here, he's afraid.

Stanyer: We'll see about that.

The camera's cut backstage where we see that Showstopper is looking around backstage, Theros suddenly wanders around the corner and Showstopper charges at him. The two start to exchange right hands on the floor, before security comes in to break the two men up.

The arena goes dim, and all is silent. Tension builds, and a collective focus is on the Ultratron, which flashes an entrance video: 1.. 0.. 1.. PROOF.. MASSACRE!! The pyrotechnics begin with a silver streak from the rafters, which is answered by a row of blue explosions across the stage and the flicker of lights. "Cowboys From Hell" by Pantera is at full intensity and the crowd is on its feet. Through the mist of the explosion aftermath, the curtain moves aside and their champion, Homicide, steps out to the arena to a huge ovation, and he swaggers down to the ring with a microphone in hand. He goes up on the turnbuckle and raises high his newly won PWF United States Championship belt, then as the arena lights turn back on and things calm down a bit, he begins to speak in the center of the ring.

Stanyer: "Here is the man who ended Travis Right's US title reign just a few days ago on Pay Per View."

Dawg: "I definitely do not like him, but he put on quite a show at End of the World to win that title."

Homicide: "Hello Tampa, Florida!"

The crowd gives him a big cheer. Homicide adjusts the title belt on his shoulder a bit, and then looks up and continues his address to the Havoc crowd.

Homicide: "Well, some said it was impossible. Some said that I wouldn't even make it to the deciding fall. Most just laughed when I made my claims. But, whose laughing now? Eh? The new PWF United States Champion is!"

The crowd erupts for their champion.

Dawg: "This arrogance just disgusts me."

Stanyer: "And you're saying that Travis Right never showed any? He's this countries champion. He's got a right to be proud."

The cheers die down a bit, and Homicide continues.

Homicide: "Sunday at End of the World, the stories were set straight. The revenge was returned. And, the reign was ended. Travis, I did just as I promised. I came in, beat you two out of three falls, and the rest is history.. Just like you. You claim to be "The Future", but the future doesn't look to bright for you. In fact, through the bruised and swollen, scarred face your braced-neck drags around, I doubt you can even see the future. Sunday, you called off the green hounds from assisting, and look what happened. With no one at your back, your plan to prove you were real champion material backfired miserably.. The mission you were assigned, FAILED! The title reign, OVER! Your opponent... A CHAMPION! There really wasn't much more that could have gone wrong for you. You couldn't even walk away; the medics hauled you out on a stretcher after a Boston Massacre drove you through the sound equipment ten-feet below the stage you were sacrificed off of."

Dawg: "That was a vicious Boston Massacre!"

Stanyer: "I'm surprized that Travis Right isn't in a coma after that one. Let's roll the footage.."

A black screen with an End of the World logo cuts to a match clip: Travis pushes the referee out of the way and drives a Fury Punch into the face of Homicide as he was getting up, which sends him sprawling to the edge of the stage. Travis pulls up Homicide and goes to scoop him up, but Homicide counters and drops behind him and then locks him up in the Boston Massacre (Reverse DDT Drop), he lifts him up and then amazingly jumps off the stage and the two men crash 10 feet down to the floor landing on the Equipment Table. Sparks fly off as some of the speakers are pulled over and the lights all flicker, and then the arena's lights flicker off, and then the emergency lights flick on. The crowd is going absolutely crazy.

Stanyer: "Seeing that footage still makes me cringe."

Dawg: "Seeing a gWo member embarrassed like that makes me wanna' puke."

Homicide: "You know, Travis. You didn't accomplish much at the Pay Per View, but you did gain one thing in return for your efforts.. Respect. Mine.. Not many people would be bold enough to do what you did in this era of sports entertainment. Hell, not many people would have even showed up. But, you did, and I commend you. It's really too bad that I put you out of the picture, though..."

The Havoc speakers are lit up once again by theme music, but it's not Homicide's. Homicide looks up in disgust for being disrupted in mid-sentence, and sees none other than Travis Right appear through a green mist with a microphone held to his lips. The crowd is silent in shock as if they'd seen a ghost.

Stanyer: "It's Travis Right! I thought for sure that he was to be hospitalized for another week or so."

Dawg: "Well you thought wrong. The real champ has arrived, and a few cuts and bruises aren't gonna' stop him."

Travis slowly paces back and forth in front of the entrance way. The Future doesnt even bother too look up at the crowd or towards the ring and Homicide. Then he suddenly stops and rubs his forehead before looking down to the ring and directly at the new US champion

Travis: The Future comes before you all a beaten man. Yea, thats right the man who would come out here every week and talk about being the greatest champion, doesnt have any gold around his waist. So I've come out here not to bitch and moan about being cheated out of my title, but to congratulate the man who took it from me fair and square.

Stanyer: Wow, Travis Right came out here to congratulate Homicide. I never thought Id see that.

Dawg: What are you talking about? The Future is and always will be the greatest and classiest US champion the PWF ever had.

Travis: So Homicide, congratulations on what will soon be the shortest US title reign in recent history.

The crowd doesnt like the sound of that and lets Travis know about it. Homicide doesnt seem to upset about it and can even be seen laughing a bit

Travis: But anyways, what was it I heard you say earlier. Did I hear you say that Ive earned your respect. I....earned your... respect. Well I'll tell ya what, I dont want your god damn respect. You think you can put The Future out of the picture with one little match?? With one little move??? Well Im sorry to tell ya this Homicide, but your gonna need a little more than your "101 proof Boston Massacre crap" to get me off your back. Its as simple as the name says my friend. Im The Future Travis Right, The Future US champion, The Future World Champion, Hell Im The Future of the PWF all together. Everyone knows it, its just a simple matter of time before I take my belt back.

Travis simply drops the mic to the ground and turns around leaving the US champion to stand alone in the ring

Before Travis Right can reach the curtain, Homicide holds the microphone back up to his lips and finishes what he started.

Homicide: "Whoa, whoa, whoa.. Hold up there Travis.."

Travis turns around with an annoyed look on his face.

Stanyer: "The US Champion isn't through with Mr. Right yet.."

Dawg: "Aww, pahleez.."

Homicide: "That '101 proof massacre' stuff is a thing of the past. I think you've noticed the familiar title belt draping over my shoulder, and it labels me this countries champion!"

Travis Right looks at Homicide swagger around the ring with disgust, but the crowd seems to enjoy it.

Dawg: "Sure, rub a little more salt into his wounds will 'ya."

Homicide: "Now, someday you may hold this belt again when I've moved on to more rewarding gold, but for the current state of the title, the future is ME! I am the future of the title. I decide its fate. The fate of this country lies in the hands.. of the REAL American Massacre!! Welcome to the new revolution.. MINE!"

Homicide drops the microphone and begins his Satanic laugh as "Cowboys From Hell" by Pantera once again hits the speakers, and as the crowd is on its feet in ovation, the camera fades to a commercial break.

{Commercial Break}

**Three kids are playing �dice� on a street corner**

Billy- �Where�s the cream filling?�

Tom- �That�s a stupid commercial.�

Jack- �Is not!�

Billy- �Yeah! Hostess RULES!�

Tom- �No!�

Jack- �Yeah!� **Begins to cry**

**Suddenly, Sabre and Big Poppa come out of no where.**

Big Poppa- �What seems to be the problem, boys?�

Jack- �Ta-tom said Hostess is stupid.�

Tom- �No I didn��

Sabre- �I think I heard enough. Poppa, you know what to do.�

**Big Poppa and Sabre whip out rings put them on their fingers, and yell out**

Sabre and Poppa- �PAP-IZE!�

**There�s a big poof of smoke, and when it clears, corny music plays and Big Poppa and Sabre are dressed up in �superhero� costumes.**

All Three Kids: �Whoa! It�s Moonsault Man and his partner Purple Paptizer!�

Purple Paptizer: �That�s right kids! It�s time to stop your silly fighting over those fatty hostess treats!�

Moonsault Man: �Yeah! It�s time to have a new hip after-school snack that everyone will agree on.�

**Enter superhero music.**

Voice- �That�s right, prepare to eat Sab-Pops! The next generation of treats! Moms and kids alike approve of these natural flavored suckers. With two �Super� flavors, Moonsault Maroon and Paptize Purple, you are sure to enjoy.�

**Big Poppa and Sabre hand Sab-Pops to the kids**

(all kids)- �Thanks Moonsault Man and Purple Paptizer.�

Big Poppa- �No problem citizens. Just don�t trip over your shoelaces.�

(everyone)- �Bahahahahahaha.�

Voice- �Sab-Pops are brought to you by the makers of Moose-flakes. Sab-Pops is a trademark of DSM and Co.�

{End Commerical}

Stanyer: Welcome back folks, it seems that Homicide and Travis Right still have issues to deal with, I'm sure they will be settled in due course, but for now we have a match between Mr Walrus and The Rookie.

Mr Walrus v The Rookie
Referee: Morgan Black

"CUBErt" by System of a Down hits as the lights turn a pale blue. A black and blue spiral appears on the video screen. A cartoon warlus head is at the centre of spiral. As the song gets heavier, the walrus' eyes turn into spirals like the one in the background. When the song explodes, the walrus begins laughing maniacally. Mr. Walrus walks through the curtain and onto the stage. He stops at the top of the ramp and does a little dance before proceeding down the ramp. He hops onto the apron and steps through the ropes before doing another little dance. He then goes to his corner to await the beginning of the match.

James: Introducing, from Ravencroft Mental Institution, weighing 266lbs, Mr Walrus.

"All Eyes On Me" by 2Pac hits as The Rookie walks down to the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd

James: Introducing from Los Angeles, California, weighing 245lbs, The Rookie.

Report: Rookie jump starts the match by attacking Walrus with right hands to the face, he sends him to the ropes and sends him high into the air with a back body drop. Walrus gets up and staggers around to face Rookie who kicks him in the gut and then pulls him towards him and then wraps himself around Walrus to deliver a Russian Leg Sweep. Rookie then covers. ..........................1 ..................... Walrus kicks out. Rookie mounts Walrus and delivers a few precise right hands to the face, he then pulls Walrus up and sends him to the ropes, but Walrus reverses and then knocks Rookie down with a reverse elbow. Rookie gets up checking his jaw. Walrus picks him up over his shoulder and delivers a Powerslam. He hooks the leg. ......................1 ........................2 ......... Rookie kicks out easily. Walrus pulls Rookie up and sends him to the turnbuckle. Walrus follows in with a splash and then begins to stomp Rookie down in the corner. Walrus pulls Rookie out of the corner and then hits a Spinning European Uppercut which knocks him back in the corner, Walrus pulls Rookie out and then knocks him back in again with the same move. Walrus then begins to strut around the ring with the "Do the Walrus" Taunt. Walrus then turns back to Rookie who nearly takes his head off with a clothesline. Walrus gets to his feet dazed and gets kicked in the gut and Rookie then delivers the Number 1 Pick (DDT). Rookie hooks the leg. ........................1 .........................2 ......................... Walrus kicks out.

Stanyer: Close call for Walrus, The Rookie, formely of the MOW Slaughterhouse, has yet to make his mark yet here in the PWF, but many believe it is only a matter of time.

Dawg: Correction, it IS only a matter of time. Walrus will just be the first of many to fall victim to the Free Agent Money Maker.

Stanyer: I'm glad you have such confidence in him, I take it you are discounting Walrus completely, you know, the guy who pinned Rookie at End of the World??

Dawg: The guy comes from Ravencroft Mental Insitution, let me repeat that A MENTAL INSTITUTION. He's insane, him and Theros have competitions to see who is crazier. How can I take someone like that seriously?

Stanyer: Because the guy can wrestle his ass off, not to say Rookie can't, but give the man some credit at least.

Dawg: Whatever.

Rookie picks up Walrus and goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Walrus elbows him off, Walrus goes for a clothesline, but Rookie counters into a Full Nelson Slam. Rookie quickly covers again. ........................1 ...........................2 ................. Walrus kicks out. Rookie pulls Walrus up and lifts him up Suplex style and then dumps him on the top rope. Rookie then climbs up to the top rope and sets Walrus up for a Superplex, but Walrus counters with a few punches and knocks Rookie off the top turnbuckle to the mat, Rookie gets to his feet and Walrus dives off with a Flying Body Press, but Rookie counters, catching Walrus in mid-air and snapping him over with a Powerslam. Rookie hooks the leg. ........................1 .........................2 ............................. Walrus just gets his shoulder up. Rookie is surprised. He pulls up Walrus and mocks him with a little slap to the face and then goes behind and hits a Back Drop. Rookie then grabs the head of Walrus and locks in a Sleeper Hold, keeping him on the mat. Walrus struggles at first, but then begins to fade. Referee Morgan Black checks the arm and gets a 1, he checks again and gets 2, he tries for the final 3rd time, but Walrus manages to keep his arm up, the adrenalin rushing through him now, Walrus is quick to his feet and gets in a couple of elbows to the gut of Rookie stunning him, Walrus then comes off the ropes but as he comes back off Rookie explodes on him with a hard Lariat and knocks him back down to the mat. Rookie covers again. .........................1 ...........................2 ............................ Walrus kicks out.

Dawg: What did I tell you, it's been all Rookie, why don't you just admit he's better.

Stanyer: I never said he was rubbish, but you weren't giving Walrus a chance in hell, this match is far from over, Walrus can take plenty of punishment.

Rookie pulls Walrus up to his feet. He hooks him up for a German Suplex, but Walrus counters out of nowhere with a Stunner like maneovre. Walrus then quickly climbs up to the top turnbuckle and flies off with the Walrussault connecting perfectly. He hooks the leg. ......................1 .........................2 ........................... Rookie kicks out. Walrus pulls Rookie up, but he breaks free of Walrus's grip and hits a series of hard right hands and sends Walrus to the ropes, but he reverses and then hits the Tilt a Whirl Driver and hooks the leg. ............................1 ..........................2 ........................ Rookie kicks out. Walrus pulls Rookie up to his feet and then delivers the High Angle Slam (Belly to Belly Suplex). Walrus then stands by Rookie and kicks his shoulder and signals for the Walrus Elbow as the crowd rise in unison. Walrus comes off one rope and then comes off the other and then does his "Do the Walrus" walk before he drops the Elbow into the chest of Rookie. He hooks the leg. ........................1 ...........................2 ......................... Rookie gets his shoulder up. Walrus pulls Rookie up and lifts him onto his shoulders for the "Wrath of the Walrus" (Tommyhawk), but Rookie drops down behind him and pushes him into the ropes and then jumps to hook the head of Walrus and delivers the Free Agent Money Maker (Jumping Swinging DDT). He hooks the leg. ........................1 ..........................2 ..............................3!!!

The Rookie d. Mr Walrus
8:57 Pinfall

Stanyer: The Rookie picks up his first win here in the PWF over the "Crazy man", Mr Walrus.

Dawg: You know something, I am actually hoping that Crusader turns up tonight, so the gWo can finish the job.

Stanyer: If Crusader turns up, then hell will break loose. But while we are here, I believe we have an injury update on Bloodbath.

The camera cuts to a medical facility. As the camera starts to get closer to one of the doors, it reads 'Private' on the door. All of a sudden, a doctor walks out of the room.

Doctor: "Oh! You can't go in there! There is an injured patient in there!"

Camera Man: "We are here form the PWF."

Doctor: "Oh! Sorry. Here, let me introduce myself. My name is Doctor Marshall. I am one of the head doctors on the medical staff here. Your wrestler, Bloodbath, took quite a beating at the last event. He is in serious condition. If you'll follow me, I can give you an exact medical report."

The doctor walks on down the hall as the camera follows. They come to a stop in the Doctor Marshall's office.

Dr. Marshall: "Let's see. Bloodbath. Ah yes, he fell through three cages? Wow! Well, here is the medical report. It says that he has a broken fibula on the right side and his left shoulder has been dislocated. He also suffered 3 broken ribs. All of those injuries are relatively minor for the distance of the fall. But the big thing is the head injuries. He suffered a major concussion and he has been in and out of consciousness ever since he got here. We were going to try to do a scan to se if there was any memory loss but we haven't been able to get him conscious long enough and we don't want to take te chance yet."

Camera Man: "So, how long do you think it will take for him to fully recover and return to the ring?"

Dr. Marshall: "Well, the recovery cold take anywhere between 3 weeks and 6 months depending on the damage done to the head. A far as returning to the ring is concerned, I don't want to say never, but if he were to take another oe of these falls, he may not survive it."

Camera Man: "Thanks you, Dr. Marshall. Mr. Pellington should be getting back to you to discuss this further within the next week or so."

Dr. Marshall: "No problem. If anything comes up with bloodbath, I'll let Mr. Pellngton know right away."

The camera fades as it leaves the office.

The Ultimate Warriors v Gods of Gore
Referee: Carlton Rock

The Arena goes dark and the UltraTron lights up with a orange background and a dragon travels around the screen and heads toward the crowd. After the dragon passes, the arena goes black and the Tron lights up once again to reveal the words Ultimate Warriors. Pyros and red fireworks flicker and Kamikaze and Eiji Jubei come out at the top of the ramp. Kamikaze motions for the crowd to get out of their seats and Eiji raises his arms and both go to the ring. The announcer gives Kamikaze the mic

Kamikaze: First things first. We are the Ultimate Warriors and we out to destroy whoever is in our path. Second off, No one is going to stop us. So the first people on our list....are the Gods of Gore. Yeah, the hardcore tag champs. We may be new, but we're no amateurs.

Eiji takes the mic from Kamikaze.

Eiji: Yeah, as my Japanese counterpart said, no one is going to stop us. Not the gWo goons, not the Gods of Gore, not even and definitely not Brutal Force. Just look at our stomachs.

The camera pans in on both Kamikaze and Eiji stomachs.

Kamikaze: Because the next time you see them, there's gonna be tag-team gold around it!

"Natural Born Killaz" by Dr Dre & Ice Cube blasts on the stereos through out the stadium then you see on the Ultra-tron "N.B.K. ALL THE WAY!" in red blood type letters. Big Lou makes his way to the ramp accompanied by Mad Mike his tagteam partner. Big Lou then raises his Louie ville slugger in the air and slowly raises his head up and all of a sudden red flames from the right and green flames on the left side shoot up in the air. Big Lou and Mad Mike then enter the ring both men go over the top rope Mad Mike stands in the center of the ring while Big Lou climbs up the turnbuckle with the Louie ville slugger high in the air.

James: Introducing from Las Vegas Nevada, at a combined weight of 504lbs, Mad Mike and Big Lou, the Gods of Gore.

Eiji and Mad Mike start out the match. They tie up, but Mike breaks it with a club across Eiji's back. Mike then slams Eiji's head into the turnbuckle, he then delivers a hard right hand to Eiji. He follows it up with a couple of kicks to the gut. He then rakes the eyes of Eiji across the top rope and then holds him in the headlock as he tags in Big Lou. He kicks Eiji hard in the gut and then delivers a big right hand that knocks him backwards into the ropes. Big Lou then clotheslines him down as he bounces off. Lou hooks the leg. .......................1 ..........................2 ........................ Eiji kicks out. Lou shouts to Mike who drops down from the apron and then lobs in a steel chair, which Lou catches and places on the mat. Lou then sets Eiji up for a Piledriver, but Law comes running in and breaks it up with forearm across the back of Lou. Lou isn't hurt much by this, but releases Eiji and stalks after Law, who quickly gets out of the ring. Lou turns around and Eiji throws the chair at him, Lou catches it and then Eiji hits a Spinning Wheel Kick knocking the chair back into Lou's face. Eiji then quickly tags in Law who springs over the top rope onto the middle rope and then Moonsaults onto Lou and hooks the leg for the cover. ........................1 .........................2 ........................ Lou kicks out.

Stanyer: The Ultimate Warriors teaming up for the first time here in the PWF, couldn't have picked tougher opponents than in the Gods of Gore.

Dawg: The most violent tag team in wrestling history, and seeing as this match is anything goes, there is sure to be plenty of Violence.

Lou rolls out of the ring and Law comes off the ropes and then flies over the top rope with a Plancha, but Lou catches him and then runs him into the Ring Post. Lou then turns to see Eiji flying at him and knocking him off his feet with a Dropkick from the apron. Mad Mike rushes around and attacks Eiji from behind, he slams him into the steel barricade and then unleashes a series of big right hands. But Eiji ducks under one and then kicks Mike clean in the jaw stunning him, Eiji then springs up onto the apron and Moonsaults off onto Mad Mike. Law is up and throws Big Lou back into the ring, he then climbs up to the top rope. Lou gets to his feet and then looks around to get his bearings and turns into a stunning Corkscrew Plancha from Law Hiyabusa knocking Lou off his feet. While Eiji is beating down Mike on the outside, Law is waiting for Lou to get up.

Stanyer: Law Hiyabusa is setting Lou up for the Fireball.

Dawg: I can't believe this move isn't banned here in the PWF, it's far too dangerous.

Stanyer: It is banned outside of the Hardcore Division.

Lou staggers to his feet and then gets caught with the Devil's Blood (Fireball). Law covers. .........................1 ...........................2 ....................... the cover is broken up by none other than Streetlyfe, who has come down to the ring, he starts to stomp away on Law, on the outside we can see that Inmate has also returned to ringside and is helping Mad Mike to beat down Eiji. Lou gets back to his feet, still half-blinded by the Fireball. Lou then appears to shout something out, and Mad Mike stops what he is doing and pulls back the ring apron and pulls out a table, he slides it into the ring. Inmate rolls in Eiji and Mike rolls in and starts to set up the table. Lou appears to have recovered his sight, and he appears to shout to Streetlyfe to "Hold Him", referring to Law. Streetlyfe duly holds Law by his arms, as he struggles to try and escape. Mike positions the table, Lou then starts to climb to the top rope. Mike and Inmate lift up Eiji and then pass him to Lou, who stands up straight on the top of the turnbuckle and then Powerbomb's Eiji Jubei through the table. Mad Mike then places his foot on Eiji as the referee counts reluctantly. .........................1 ........................2 ...............................3!!! Inmate has pulled up Law to his feet as he tries to get to his friend Eiji, Inmate appears to say "Let that be a lesson to you". Inmate then throws Law over the top rope. The four men then roll out of the ring and head up the ramp.

Gods of Gore d. Ultimate Warriors
7:04 Pinfall

Stanyer: That has to be one of the sickest sights I have ever seen in wrestling, they damn near killed Eiji Jubei, and they forced Law to watch, and what for, because he used his Favourite Finishing Move on Lou?And what were Inmate and Streetlyfe doing out here, what do they have to do with the Gods of Gore

Dawg: The Gods of Gore are doing what they do best, eliminating the competition. Why did they pick on Eiji? Because Law pissed Lou off, and now he is going to torture him, first he takes out each of his friends, and makes Law watch each time, then he takes out Law himself, he's just prolonging the agony.

Stanyer: It's sick, and it's sadistic, and I hope somebody does something about it.

{Commerical Break}

[The scene opens in a football stadium at the home of Crusader in Palm Beach Florida. It looks as if they are going to make a commercial advertisement but they cant get the extras to co-operate. The extras are a couple dozen females sitting in the stands. The problem is their mouths are wide open and they are drooling everywhere. Thier eyes are fixed on some object in the middle of the field. They are staring as if they had just seen the man of their dreams. The camera follows their stare to The One, Crusader. The camera man walks up to Crusader]

Reporter: "This definitely is no Ice Breaker, no pun intended, but these girls literally cant take their eyes off you."

Crusader: "Yeah but this time they arent looking at me, its the shirt Jackass!"

(the reporter takes a look at the black, sleeveless shirt Crusader is wearing which has the words Crusader on the front and The Outkasts on the back.)

Crusader: (turns towards camera) "Get your new Crusader T-shirt only at PWF Shop Zone"

Reporter: "Umm, Crusader?"

Crusader: "What?!"

Reporter: "Damn you smell good!"

[the scene fades to black as the girls still sit with that fixed stare and drool falling from their mouths]

{End Commercial}

Stanyer: Well this next match is a tag match between DarkStorm and Havok facing two members of the gWo. Which two, we do not know yet.

"Bad Influence" by Eminem plays as Havok walks in front of the UltraTron and does his taunt, he then walks through the crowd. He really loves the crowd and will never forget where he came from. His Ultra-Tron video shows him skating and then his finisher.

James: Introducing from Tucson, Arizona, weighing 267lbs. Havok. Crowd Cheers

Thunder is heard on the oppisite side of the titantron and makes its way around each oppisite sides of the arena until directly in front of the titantron, then two bolts of lightning strike from the rafters, and "CLick CLick Boom", by Saliva hits and out of the smoke from the pryos come DarkStorm, he stops at the top of the ramp and flods his arms over each other, and looks around, then he drops them and runs to the ring, he slides under the bottom rope. Storm gets up and runs and jump to the second rope, he throws a hand up, and the crowd cheers.

James: Introducing from Clinton, NC weighing 230lbs, DarkStorm.Crowd Cheers

As "Walk with your head up" by Deftones & System of Down hits" hits and you hear "Get up Stand up, I got my head up" Travis comes walking out onto the ramp and arrogantly waves for the fans to boo all they want. Firecrackers pop off all around the Ultra-tron as the Future makes his way to the ring. As he reaches the front of the ring, Travis slides under the bottom rope and slowly walks to the center of the ring. He crosses his arms and nods his head as the pyros explode behind him.

James: Introducing from Miami, Florida, weighing 283lbs, "The Future" Travis Right. Crowd Boos loudly

Stanyer: I sort of expected Travis Right, he has a lot he needs to get out of his system, and of course, he and Havok have plenty of history, I guess his partner will be Power G, wanting a little more of DarkStorm.

"Freeze Time" by 311 begins to play as the lights cut to a pale blue. Snow begins to fall from the ceiling as McFreeze walks out from the back accompanied by Icicle and Angel Frost. The fans cheer McFreeze as he walks down to the ring. He kisses Angel Frost and then gets in the ring.

James: Introducing from Kodiak Island, Alaska, weighing 288lbs, the Master of Submissions, McFreeze.

Stanyer: McFreeze? Where is Power G? Is he running scared of DarkStorm.

Dawg: Perhaps Power G just didn't feel like it.

Havok & DarkStorm v Travis Right & McFreeze
Referee: Morgan Black

Report: Havok starts out with his old nemesis, Travis Right, the tie up, Travis takes Havok into a headlock, he pushes him off into the ropes. Havok goes to leapfrog over Travis, but he stops and then catches Havok and hits the Manhattan Drop. Travis then spins around and goes for the Spinning Clothesline, but Havok ducks it and then lifts Travis up and hits a Back Drop. Travis pulls himself up and Havok hits a few right hands backing Travis into the turnbuckle where he tags in DarkStorm. DarkStorm climbs in and hits a couple of right hands himself and then climbs up Travis to hit the Storm Kick. DarkStorm then pulls Travis out and sends him to the ropes, but Travis reverses and then knocks DarkStorm down with a Reverse Elbow. Travis then tags McFreeze who comes in as DarkStorm is getting to his feet. McFreeze sends DarkStorm to the ropes and then delivers a Sidewalk Slam, but holds his knee out turning it into a Backbreaker. McFreeze then rolls over DarkStorm and locks in a Camel Clutch. McFreeze doesn't hold on for long and quickly pulls DarkStorm back up to his feet, he tags in Travis who comes in and kicks DarkStorm in the gut. He sends him to the ropes and then flips him over with the Kitchen Sink. Travis then sets up DarkStorm and delivers The Spiking (Cradle Piledriver) Travis hooks the leg. .........................1 ...........................2 .......................... Havok breaks up the count. Travis gets up and gives Havok some mock applause. This angers Havok who tries to get after Travis, but the referee gets in his way while Travis quickly puts DarkStorm in his teams turnbuckle and he and McFreeze start to stomp down DarkStorm in the turnbuckle. As the referee turns back around, Travis is getting out of the ring, the referee slaps his hand together to ask if there was a tag, Travis pretends to look innocent.

Stanyer: Typical gWo, sneak attacks, cheating, do they do anything fair and square these days?

Dawg: Let me think now, do the gWo always win. Yes, if you always win, should you change something?, No. Why should they do anything different, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Stanyer: What are you talking about, worming your way around the question. Oh wait, you said they always win, so who's the US Champion then?

Dawg: Don't get cocky, it's just on loan to Homicide.

McFreeze pulls out DarkStorm and hits a Northern Lights Suplex with a bridge. .........................1 .............................2 ........................ DarkStorm kicks out. McFreeze pull up DarkStorm and tags Travis, he then sends him to the ropes, McFreeze hits a drop toe hold while Travis delivers a Guillotine Leg Drop to the back of DarkStorm's head. Travis rolls him over for the cover. .........................1 .........................2 ............................ Havok breaks up the count. Travis picks DarkStorm up and delivers a Scoop Slam, he then comes off the ropes and delivers a hard elbow drop. Travis gets up and then drops the elbow again, once more he gets up and then drops the elbow for a third time. He then covers DarkStorm. .........................1 .............................2 ......................... Havok breaks up the count. Travis pulls DarkStorm up and goes to hit him, but fakes and turns to hit Havok on the apron, but Havok sees it coming and blocks the punch and then spins Travis around with a hard punch to the face, DarkStorm quickly rolls Travis up with a Small Package. ..........................1 ..........................2 ......................... Travis kicks out. Travis is quickly up to his feet and floors DarkStorm with a clothesline. Travis then pulls DarkStorm up and sets him up for a Powerbomb, but DarkStorm counters out of nowhere with the DarkStorm Driver (Rios Driver). Both men stay down.

Stanyer: Your not looking so smug now, DarkStorm has dragged his team right back into this match.

Dawg: Who said I was looking smug, besides, the gWo will win, it doesn't matter how much dragging DarkStorm does.

DarkStorm and Travis both make tags. Havok charges in and floors Havok with a big clothesline. Havok then floors Travis with a big right hand, he then sends McFreeze to the ropes and then delivers a Tilt a Whirl Slam. He hooks the leg. .........................1 ...........................2 ....................... McFreeze kicks out. He pulls him up and lifts him over his shoulder and then delivers the Devastation Driver (DVD). He hooks the leg again. ..........................1 .............................2 .............................. Travis breaks up the count. DarkStorm attacks Travis and beats him into the turnbuckle. He then quickly hops onto the top turnbuckle and hooks the head of Travis and delivers a Tornado DDT. Havok pulls up McFreeze and then delivers a lightning fast DDT. He then goes over to the turnbuckle and begins to stomp his foot signalling for his finisher, the Devastation Kick. (Sweet Chin Music). McFreeze staggers to his feet and Havok attempts the kick, but McFreeze catches his leg and then spins Havok over and to the mat and locks in the Ankle Lock Submission Hold. Havok tries to hold on and sees DarkStorm coming to save him, but Travis stops him and then delivers a Reverse DDT to him. Havok realises he has no way out and taps out.

gWo d. Havok & DarkStorm
10:05 Submission

Stanyer: McFreeze and Travis Right pick up the win, but where was Power G?

Dawg: He probably just fancied the night off.

Stanyer: It's not like him.

{Commerical Break}

**The Fight Song by Marylin Manson plays in the background as scenes are shown from various PWF shows, and clips from several PWF Wrestlers entrances. Then a voiceover comes chimes in...**

Voice-"From MVD to Crusader, Poppa to Gambino...get the very same music that you hear on television during your favorite superstars entrance. Songs from groups like Godsmack, Limp Bizkit, Disturbed, Prong, Drowning Pool, and more!"

**Letters come onto the screen and list different artists on the album**

--Ja Rule, Eminem, Pantera, 311, System of a Down...--

Voice-"Also on the album, PWF's own superstars, Big Poppa and Sabre lay down the vocals on their recording debut...It's Paptizing."

**Clips from the Poppa and Sabre duet are played. Then more artists are listed across the screen**

--hits from artists such as Ozzy Ozzbourne, Papa Roach, The Bloodhound Gang, Metallica, and more...--

Voice-"Get your very own copy of PWF...the Music. Available from PWF Shopezone or wherever great music is sold"

**Poppa and Sabre are shown dancing around when Poppa looks at the screen and says....**

Poppa-"Get this today, check out our song, and you too can Paptize, just like me and Sabre here."

Sabre-"Um, yeah, what he said!"

{End Commerical}

Ted Tedison is Standing by with DarkStorm, who is wearing a orange hunting hat

Tedison: "First off, Why are you wearing that hunting hat??"

DarkStorm: "Thats a easy one Ted, I'm hunting big game...."

Tedison: "What kind of game?"

DarkStorm: "The kind that bitches and complains about a match....then when invited to the ring, even though dressed in green, has a big ol' ass yeloow streak painted from his overbite to dem' waffle stompers......"

Tedison: "Why do you say that Storm?"

DarkStorm: "I say it, cause I don't think lil' opie peewee can't beat that lil' ol' me....."

Tedison: "Strong words DarkStorm, even though he took the lightweight title from you, and your unbeaten streak..."

DarkStorm: "Correction Ted, he didn't take the title and my record away from me, they took it away from me.....non other than Mr Grinch and and that little dog he carries with him named McBitch....."

Tedison: "Thank you Mr DarkStorm for your time.."

DarkStorm walks away and enters his Dressing Room

The camera cuts to Power G who is watching the tv. He's relaxing on a chair. It's obvious that he never intended to wrestle tonight. McCoy has a pen at hand and is writing.

McCoy: Damn, the pen's run out.

McCoy goes to get another when he suddenly stops.

McCoy: Hey G, weren't you meant to be wrestling tonight?

G shrugs.

McCoy: You were meant to be against.....erm......wait a minute, maybe I'm wrong. Yeah, I can't recall you being entered into a match. Ah well. A night off. It's not often Champions get nights off. Yeah that was a great night when you finally got the gWo title. You've not lost it since either although it did go missing for a few weeks, didn't it? Strange but we finally got it back.

McCoy: I think it's time we start after someone again. It seems like you haven't wrestled in months.

McCoy continues to talk about nothing in partcular as the camera fades out.

Stanyer: This should be a very interesting match, as Davey K takes on the PWF World Champion Davey K, after Davey chose to air his feelings about Gambino at the start of the show.

"Superstar" Davey K v Antonio Gambino
Referee: Chris Regan

Before the music begins, everywhere goes dark, and then purple and blue lights flicker and then go all around, then focus on the entrance where Davey K is about to enter. The minute it focuses on the entrance, the music begins.
The Video is of Superstar Davey K, dancing with many attractive women on a beach and then in his variety of cars eg BMW etc. The camera zooms into the numberplate which reads "SUPERSTAR 1". Davey K can be seen driving the car with his customary expensive jewellery and designer silk shirts. The camera then focuses on Davey K standing next to his car as many bikini wearing women wash it, and Davey stands looking on with an American Football Shirt, with his name on the back that reads "Davey K - no.69". The Video goes on to show Davey in various expensive clubs.
Superstar Davey K walks down the aisle very confidentally with a smug look on his face. He will come down dressed and have his wrestling gear underneath. His dress is either American Football Jerseys, baggy trousers and trainers if he is to wrestle. If he is out to cut a promo then he will be dressed smartly, wearing an open slik shirt, revealing jewellery. Davey K will stop every so often to look at a member of the crowd and show them the rings on his finger. All the time he will be nodding his head to the music on the speakers. When he gets to the ring he will walk up the steps, and enter the ring by going through the middle ropes. He immediatley goes to the turnbuckle and stands with his arms stretched open, nodding to the music, pointing at his chest and mouthing "Who's the superstar Baby?", "Yeah, show me the money!".

James: Introducing from Los Angeles, California, weighing 325lbs, Superstar Davey K

The lights dim, as a drum beat kicks in. The drums rapidly increase in volume as the name GAMBINO flashes across the screen in silver lettering, while flames burn behind the lettering. Then, "Sickness" by Disturbed begins blaring through the arena, and a spotlight shines on the entrance. Gambino steps forward into the spotlight so he can be seen. He lowers his head and raises a water bottle above him, pouring it on his head and face. He spits some of the water out as he begins to walk forward towards the ring. Once he gets to the ring, he climbs in and walks to the corner. He climbs to the second rope, and raises his arms in the air, posing to the crowd.

James: Introducing, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing 245lbs, Antonio Gambino Crowd boos like they havenever done before.

Report: Gambino jumps Davey K and hits him with a big right hand as chants of "You Sold Out" begin to ring around the arena. Gambino slams Davey K's head into the turnbuckle and then follows it up with a series of hard right hands. Gambino whips Davey K out, but he reverses and sends Gambino into the turnbuckle only for Gambino to explode out with a clothesline taking Davey K off his feet. Gambino pulls Davey up and aggressively knees him in the stomach. Gambino pulls Davey towards him and delivers another stiff knee. The crowd are hot on Gambino, but he feeds off it and delivers the move again. Gambino then walks around the ring flipping off the fans as Davey K pulls himself up. Gambino kicks him hard in the gut and then delivers the Double Arm DDT. He hooks the leg. ........................1 .............................2 .............................. Davey K kicks out. Gambino then mounts Davey and methodically beats him down with right hands. The chants of "You Sold Out" ring around the arena again, Gambino stops what he is doing and just smiles, this only serves to infuriate the fans even more as Gambino continues to beat down Davey K.

Stanyer: Listen to this crowd get on the back of Gambino.

Dawg: That's right, once the darling of the crowd, now he's the most hated man in the building. And what difference does it make, not one jot.

As Davey K lies in the middle of the ring, Gambino rolls out and picks up his World Title. He holds it above his head and walks around the ring showing it to the fans, nodding his head, he then throws it towards the referee who catches it as Gambino turns to help Davey K to his feet and then he throws him over the top rope. Davey K staggers to his feet as Gambino comes off the ropes and Dropkicks Davey K through the ropes knocking him into the barricade. Gambino then pulls up Davey and slams his head into the Steel Steps. Chris Regan rolls out and tells Gambino to take it back in the ring, Gambino pushes the referee away. Gambino then begins to stomp down Davey K. Gambino then pulls the struggling Davey K over to the announcers table and slams his head into the table. Davey K then staggers around and Gambino slams his head into the table again. Referee Chris Regan tries to stop Gambino, but he gets pushed away again.

Stanyer: Come on, take this back in the ring, Damn Sellout.

Gambino appears to hear what Stanyer has to say and flips him off before he throws Davey K over the announcers table and then starts to hammer him with right hands while the two announcers clear out of the way. Chris Regan again tries to stop Gambino, this time Gambino turns around and decks him.

Stanyer: Gambino doesn't give a Rat's ass about winning this match, he just wants to destroy Davey K, and what for, for speaking his mind. Whatever happened to Free Speech.

Dawg: Davey K has the right to Free Speech, but if you pick on a man like Gambino, then you had better prepare yourself for the consequences.

Gambino isn't finished and has climbed up onto the table, he is setting Davey K up for a Piledriver. when suddenly a man about 6'7'' and about 290-300lbs comes running through the entrance, he is wearing a T-Shirt that says "The Original Bad Boy - Masta P" on it. He slides in the ring and then starts to bad mouth Gambino. The PWF Commissioner and World Champion drops Davey K and just looks at Masta P. He struggles to stop himself laughing. He climbs off the announcers table and takes his time as he walks around the ring giving Masta P a few choice words.

Dawg: Who the hell is this guy? And what the hell does he think he is doing challenging Gambino.

Stanyer: I'm not 100% sure, I saw him arrive with Davey K earlier today, I presumed he was just a friend who he'd brought to the show, Davey tends to bring quite an entourage with him.

Dawg: Well the man just made the biggest mistake of his life by interfering in Gambino's business.

Gambino climbs into the ring, not taking his eyes off Masta P. Gambino then attacks with right hands, but it seems Masta P is fired up and he blocks a right hand and then levels Gambino with a high impact forearm. Gambino gets up to his feet and then gets kicked in the gut, Masta P then lifts Gambino up for a Powerbomb, but MVD has made his way down to the ring and gets in a Low Blow on Masta P. MVD & Gambino then stomp down Masta P. Gambino picks him up and delivers the Gambino Facebuster. MVD is readying to deliver the Vandaminator when Davey K slides back in the ring armed with a Steel Chair, he goes for Gambino and MVD, but they move out of the way and slide out of the ring. Davey K then tends to Masta P as MVD and Gambino back up the rampway.

{Commerical Break}

[Scene starts with a country-guy in overalls and such in the middle of a grass field.]

Uncle Tom: �My fellow Americans� Many�a years ago, my pa took me out to get my first enema. I won�t say it was my favoritest humdinger of an experience, because it ain�t. It was terrible. I was on yonder toilet for at least 4 hours. Now, it�s my turn to take my child, well, he�s ma�boy but he�s also ma�nephew. It�s a long story, and I�m afeard I don�t have the time to tell ya�lls about my experiences as an Alabama child.�

[Theme Music Starts]

High Pitched Voice: �Uncle Tom found a horse, he named him Jerky and called it a dork. But then one day he needed an��

Uncle Tom: �Uh Bob? I dun-not cue the music yet. I dun-not. Hot-dog it�s hard to find good people in these parts. Anywho, I�m going to getta this here point I�m a�trying to make. Enemas aren�t friendly to your caboose, and they aren�t friendly to mine. People CLAIM that our economy is down, People joke about our stockmarket� Well, it�s time we unite and show the rest of the world that we�re MERCANS, and we can do just �bout any-humdinger-of-a-thing we want. Let�s be proud and support good old fashion �Mercan products, like mine! �Uncle Tom�s Enema-gic� is the soon to be pride of the Uuu-nited States of America. Even those damn yankees can use my product, cause they�re almost as �Mercan as me� � Sweet Mother of Ge-Joseph Saint Charlie. Bob, that�s the music cue you horsesh��

[Theme Music] High Pitched Voice: �Uncle Tom found a horse, he named him Jerky and called it a dork. But then one day he needed a fork. So he stuck it up the head of a cow, and then he found the magic flow-er.

The Magic flower spoke to uncle Tom, told him good about this song. It said to take pride in the United States, and make a product that makes them go wa-ow.� [End of Music]

Uncle Tom: �I reckon you gets the rest. So after I talked to the Magic Flower, I came up with my product. I�m still not sure what it is, but the Magic Flower told me to make it, and for the sake of my fellow �Mercans, I did. Holy Frog-Jumping Ape Crackers Bob! Why, I didn�t know you know PWF Superstar� Matt Van Dam!�

[MVD comes onto the screen]

MVD- �Uncle Tom, let me take over from here. Now, at first, I saw this brand new enema product and I thought, �Wow, where can I buy one?� but Uncle Tom said he needed someone to test it out��

Uncle Tom: �And by golly, Matty loved it. He recommended it to the Current PWF Tag Team Champions, and here�s what they had to say.�

[Quick cut to Sabre and Big Poppa sitting in a room. Poppa has Enema-Gic box in his hands.]

Big Poppa- �I�m not going to lie to you guys, I�ve hand MANY enemas in my lifetime. I can only guess that I�ve gone through over 200 of them, and again� I�m not going to lie to you, Uncle Tom�s was the crap��

Sabre- �� Best he ever used. Big Poppa has an eye disorder that causes his bowel movements to function incorrectly. As this chart shows, the Eye fluids dropped .4% and allows a monkey-like acid to excape into his lungs, and then his heart stops for a second and it starts and stops and� Yeah. So that�s why WE choose Enema-Gic for Poppa�s problems��

[Back to Ted and MVD]

Uncle Tom: �Well, you�ve heard it from the� Person who has an eye disorder that many �Mercans like yourself don�t even know you have. Go on down to your local pub or pharmacy and get try out Enema-Gic. I promise that you�ll feel like brand new, it�s an Enema-Gic guarantee.�

Announcer- �Enema-Gic, the American way to be.�

[Enema-Gic is a trademark of DSM and Co. Enema-Gic is the proud sponser of PWF's Big Poppa.]

{End Commerical}

The lights go out and a series of light blue lights flash throughout the arena. Livin It Up by Ja-Rule blares over the pa followed by an explosion of fireworks similar to Y2J�s. Crusader's Ultra-tron has images of Harley Davidsons and biker babes transcending into one another. His entrance attire consists of a leather trench coat, dark sunglasses, and a du- rag rapped around his head. When he walks out into the entrance, he pauses and raises both fists in the air, proceeding to walk to the ring. Walking with a bmf walk, he climbs into the ring, while the lights are still out, and raises the lights with a fist in the air.

Stanyer: I told you he would be here.

Dawg: Smart-ass

Crusader: (pauses as crowd cheers loudly). "Tonight is not about me losing the title back at the End of the World. Gambino, congratulations!"

crowd boos loudly

Crusader: "Congratulations on outsmarting the world's champion and taking his title. But unfortunately, Im not neccessarily studyin you tonight. Tonight is my revenge on MVD!!"

crowd boos

Crusader: "I told your monkey ass that if you stepped into the ring last Sunday that your ass will be whooped. Instead I got mine whipped. That sucked more than Gambino's wife at an after party. (laughter from crowd) So im going to fulfill my promise and totally kick your ass tonight."

Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck by Grinspoon hits, and MVD appears at the entrance way in his black tracksuit bottoms with the green stripe, a gWo T-Shirt and a leather jacket. He has a face of total disbelief that Crusader is here tonight, but then pauses as his music finishes and begins to laugh hysterically

MVD:- You know what Crusader, you should of seen your face after the EoTW main event, you really thought MVD was there to help you... didn't you?!

MVD:- But we had you all fooled, why would I help you.... the leader of the outkasts, the only packet of oposition we have left?

The feeling in the arena mellows as the fans realise the shockingly well planned events at EoTW had a viable motive

MVD:- Well now we have all the power, we have the Commissionership, we have the World Title......... Gambino gave Davey K the ass kicking of a life-time tonight because he dared stand up to us............ and now M.........V.........D (2 thumb pose) is gonna kick yours!

At this moment MVD throws off his leather jacket and charges to ringside even without his usual wrestling attire and a match begins!

Main Event
Matt Van Dam v Crusader Chrome
Senior Referee: Mark Johnson

Report: Crusader opens the match with a hard right to MVD, he then explodes on MVD battering him into the turnbuckle. Crusader then whips MVD out and then as MVD hits the opposite turnbuckle, Crusader follows in with a spectacular Flying Back Elbow. Crusader tells MVD to come to him as MVD staggers towards him, Crusader kicks him in the gut and then delivers a quick DDT. Crusader covers. .........................1 .......................2 .................. MVD kicks out. Crusader pulls MVD up and then slams his head into the turnbuckle pads. Crusader then unleashes right hand after right hand sending the crowd into a frenzy. Crusader is unrelenting and continues to batter MVD with right hands, the referee counts to 5, but Crusader won't stop and keeps beating MVD with right hand, even though MVD is now on the mat, Crusader won't stop, Senior Referee Mark Johnson is trying to pull back Crusader, but he refuses to stop until MVD is literally punched out of the ring. Crusader then turns on the referee and gives him a stare. He then rolls out underneath the ropes and goes after the dazed MVD. He grabs him and spears him into the barricade. Crusader then leans into MVD and starts to choke him. He then whips MVD into the steps, and he crashes into them knees first and flips over. Crusader picks up a Steel Chair and is about to hit MVD with it when the referee pulls the chair from his hands. Crusader turns around and starts to argue with the referee and then snatches the chair back, but MVD gets in a Low Blow while the referee is distracted. MVD staggers about for a moment trying to gain his bearings, he rolls Crusader back into the ring and then leans on the apron catching his breath.

Stanyer: Crusader has given MVD one hell of a beating in one very short space of time, but MVD has managed to get in the equaliser with the low blow.

Dawg: Crusader hasn't got much choice, he knows that MVD has backup, and isn't afraid to call upon it.

Stanyer: Crusader deep down knows he can't beat the gWo on his own, but he'll damn sure try.

Dawg: Well he does have Bloodbath, oh wait no, I forgot, he's out injured. That's ok, he has Havok, no wait, I forgot, McFreeze injured his ankle not so long ago, what a shame, I guess that Crusader is on his own.

MVD rolls back in the ring as Crusader is getting to his feet. Crusader clocks MVD with a big right hand, momentarily dazing MVD, but he comes back with a knee to the gut of Crusader and then a Spinning Heel Kick which puts Crusader on his back. MVD then bounces off the ropes and hits a big Leg Drop. MVD then turns to the crowd and performs his trademark two thumb pose, only to be booed, he turns around and is surprised to see that Crusader is back on his feet, and looks even more pissed off. Crusader goes to hammer MVD with a big haymaker, but MVD ducks it and then hooks him in a waistlock and goes for a German Suplex, but Crusader elbows him off and MVD backs into the ropes, Crusader charges with a clothesline, but MVD ducks down and Back Body Drops Crusader over the top rope. Crusader lands hard on the mats, but still starts to pull himself up. Meanwhile MVD has comes off the opposite rope and then Rope Flips over the top rope landing on Crusader. MVD then jumps onto the barricade and performs his trademark two thumb taunt, showing off once again.

Stanyer: Not only is MVD the sneakiest wrestler in the back, he is the most arrogant, self-centered bastard I've ever seen.

Dawg: And he's proud of it. Because he's M....V.....D. Just admit it Jay, like everyone else, you just want to be like M....V.....D.

Stanyer: I don't want to be anything like MVD, in fact I don't even want to see him on Television, no matter how good he is.

MVD drops back down and rolls Crusader back into the ring and then follows him. He picks him up and sends him to the ropes and then hits the Vandaminiser (Tilt a Whirl Driver) and hooks the leg. ...........................1 .............................2 .............................. Crusader kicks out. MVD then stands over MVD and begins to perform the Old Man Stink (Venis Grind and Punch), but as he drops down to deliver the right hands, Crusader grabs him by the throat and rises to his feet as he prepares for a Chokeslam, but MVD counters with a low kick, which somehow evades the referee. MVD then comes off the ropes and hits the FrogAsser. MVD then covers. .........................1 ...........................2 ............................. Crusader kicks out. MVD then picks up Crusader and delivers a Front Powerslam by the turnbuckle. He then attempts a Split-Legged Moonsault, but Crusader gets his knees up and then rises to his feet as MVD rolls through to his feet. MVD staggers around and then walks into MVD who kicks him in the gut and then delivers a Gutwrench Powerbomb. Crusader then tells MVD to get to his feet. He obliges and then Crusader lifts him over his shoulder and hits a DVD. Crusader then covers. ........................1 ..............................2 ........................ Crusader pulls MVD up, he shakes his finger at the referee.

Stanyer: Oh oh, it looks like Crusader is pissed off now, he doesn't even want to pin MVD, he just wants to punish him now.

Crusader pulls MVD and then goozles him before delivering the Chokeslam. He covers. ........................1 ............................2 .......................... again Crusader pulls MVD up. This time Crusader lifts MVD onto his shoulder for the Concussion, but then Power G, Gambino, Travis Right and McFreeze all come running down from the entrance, Crusader drops MVD and challenges them all to get in the ring. McFreeze and Power G charge in the ring, and Crusader hammers them both down with right hands, but they were just the decoys so Gambino & Travis could slide in and attack Crusader from behind, the bell rings, but Gambino decides to deck the referee anyway. The four gWo members then start to beat down Crusader. MVD pulls himself back to his feet, he then directs them to put Crusader in the middle of the ring. MVD then climbs to the top turnbuckle and then flies off with the Five Star Frog Splash. He then stands up and spits on Crusader's fallen body.

Stanyer: This is just a mugging, the gWo know that Crusader hasn't got any help.

Dawg: Yes, and now they can finish the job Gambino started, by destroying Crusader Chrome.

The gWo beat down Crusader, Power G delivers the G Power Slam. They then drag Crusader up so Gambino can deliver the Gambino Facebuster. McFreeze then locks in the Sub-Zero Stretch for a few moments, he then lets him go as the entire gWo stand over the fallen Crusader.

Stanyer: This is not the way I envisioned the end of this weeks show.

Dawg: I couldn't have dreamed this up.

Stanyer: We're out of time folks, I only hope that next week, we have something that doesn't involve the gWo to show you. See you next week folks.

Camera fades out to a shot of the gWo standing over Crusader

***� 2001 PWF Entertainment***

Live from the Ice Palace Tampa Bay, Florida 31st November 2001

Sandstorm v Loki Referee: Chris Regan

Showstopper v Rex Chapman Referee: Carlton Rock

Barb-Wire Match Silas "Pitbull" Parish v The Majin Referee: Mark Johnson

Canadian Kaos v Brutal Force Referee: Duane Dibley

Mr Walrus v The Rookie Referee: Morgan Black

The Ultimate Warriors v Gods of Gore Referee: Carlton Rock

Havok & DarkStorm v Travis Right & McFreeze Referee: Morgan Black

"Superstar" Davey K v Antonio Gambino Referee: Chris Regan

Main Event Matt Van Dam v Crusader Chrome Senior Referee: Mark Johnson