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Live from the Nutter Center
Dayton, Ohio
3rd November 2001

The Havoc intro begins to play as "Master of Puppets" starts, as the vocals kick in, the intro ends and the camera switches to the Nutter Arena where pyros blast off all around the ring and stage as the crowd cheers wildly. The camera then swoop down to the ringside announcing team

Stanyer: Hello everyone and welcome to the Nutter Center in Dayton Ohio. We are live once again for Saturday Night Havoc. After last week, Gambino is sure to be out for revenge for his loss to Gambino inside of the steel Cage.

Dawg: What for? I mean, MVD won, fair and square did he not?

Stanyer: Yes he did, and that is what will piss Gambino off the most.

Dawg: That's his problem.

Stanyer: Well remember, MVD has been quoted as saying Gambino will never win the World Title as long as he is in the PWF.

Dawg: And if MVD has anything to do with it, he probably never will.

Stanyer: Well speaking of MVD, we are opening with a match for a change, we start with the Hardcore Tag Tournament with MVD & his mystery partner taking on the Lords of Destruction.

Hardcore Tag Tournament - Quarter Finals
MVD & ???? v Lords of Destruction
Referee: Carlton Rock

"Snap your Fingers, Snap your neck" by Prong plays as MVD walks down the aisle, cluching Jennifer Van Dam by the waist, he lets her go, and poses, flexing his arms towards his head (RVD style). The Ultra-Tron bears the gWo logo and then shows clips of MVD striking opponents out with his Kendo Stick and finishing them the 5 star frog splash.

James: Introducing, from Battlecreek, England, weighing 228lbs, "The Real F'n Show" Matt Van Dam. The crowd boos loudly

MVD stands by the entrance and then points as a dark figure wearing all black walks out. He is the man from two weeks ago wearing the black mask. Suddenly, he begins to remove his black clothing and then removes his mask to reveal that he is none other than McFreeze!!!!! The two then proceed down to the ring.

"Serial Killer" by Prodigy begins to play as images of the Lords of Destruction destroying past opponents play on the titantron. Once the Lords of Destruction appear on the ramp there is a very loud mixed reaction from the crowd with the cheers noticably louder. LoD walk to the ring quickly, barely acknowledging the crowd, climb in & stand in their corner.

James: Introducing, from Canada, at a combined weight of 630lbs, Bloodstorm and Carnage, the Lords of Destruction. Crowd give a mixed reaction, but mainly cheers.

Report: McFreeze and Carnage start out. They tie up, Carnage uses his power to push McFreeze into a neutral corner. Carnage then goes for a big right, but McFreeze ducks underneath and then hits a big knife edge chop. McFreeze then whips Carnage out but he reverses and follows in with a clothesline which stuns McFreeze. Carnage then unleashes a volley of right hands and then knocks McFreeze down with a Haymaker. McFreeze pulls himself up and Carnage kicks him in the gut. He delivers a scoop slam and then tags Bloodstorm. The two come in and send McFreeze to the ropes, but MVD gets a blind tag. McFreeze ducks underneath the attempted Double Clothesline, The LoD spin around and McFreeze holds onto the top rope as MVD hits a Spingboard Dropkick knocking down both LoD members. MVD gets up proud of himself and pulls up Bloodstorm as Carnage rolls out of the ring and Carlton Rock directs McFreeze to his corner. MVD sends Bloodstorm to the ropes, but he reverses only for MVD to take him down with a beautiful Spinning Wheel Kick. MVD gets in a quick 2 thumb pose before he pulls up Bloodstorm, he kicks him in the gut a couple of times and then hits a couple of forearms before he hits a Jumping Back Kick which sends Bloodstorm staggering backwards into the turnbuckle. MVD then climbs up and poses to the crowd before he starts to hit right hands on Bloodstorm. But Bloodstorm counters and rushes out ready to Powerbomb MVD, only for him to counter with a Hurricanranna. MVD then waits for Bloodstorm to get to his feet and then goes for the Low Kick, but Bloodstorm catches the boot of MVD. He tries the Enziguri, but Bloodstorm ducks that and then hits a Dragon Screw leg whip. MVD rolls out of the ring holding his knee.

Stanyer: A wise tactical move from Bloodstorm, you take out the legs of MVD, and you take away half of his offence.

Dawg: But the half that remains could still kick his ass, that's why everyone wants to be like MVD.

Bloodstorm is making his way over to his corner to tag in Carnage when MVD cracks Carnage across the back from the outside, knocking him off the apron. Bloodstorm then goes to the ropes to try and grab MVD, but McFreeze attacks him from behind and clubs him with a forearm that sends him through the ropes, Carlton Rock then directs McFreeze to go back to his corner, McFreeze protests, but the referee is persistent. Meanwhile MVD has rolled Bloodstorm back into the ring, he then pulls his head so it lies just on the edge of the apron. MVD then climbs to the apron, springs to the top rope and then drops down driving the head of Bloodstorm into the apron. MVD then sits on the apron and dusts off his hands as Bloodstorm rolls around holding his head. MVD gets in the ring and goes for the cover. ....................1 ..........................2 ........................ Bloodstorm kicks out. MVD picks up Bloodstorm and sticks his head between the 1st and 2nd ropes, resting on the bottom one. He then tells McFreeze to do something, McFreeze drops down and grabs two chairs and places them next to Bloodstorm as MVD stomps on his back to keep him in position. MVD then tags McFreeze and then climbs to the apron on the opposite side of Bloodstorm to McFreeze, they then place chairs by the head of Bloodstorm and then they both hit Two Footed Dropkicks to the chairs at the same time. McFreeze rolls back into the ring and drags Bloodstorm away from the ropes and makes the cover. .............................1 ...........................2 ............................ Carnage makes the save. He goes to start fighting with McFreeze, but the referee blocks his path and the new gWo member just smiles and then locks on a Dragon Sleeper Hold.

Stanyer: The gWo have isolated Bloodstorm and appear to be wearing down his head and neck.

Dawg: Well, if they knock him unconcious, he can't win, can he?

Stanyer: No, of course not, but it's going to take a hell of a blow to knock out someone like Bloodstorm.

McFreeze wrenches back on the Dragon Sleeper for a few moments and then releases the hold. He then kicks Bloodstorm hard in the head. He pulls him to his feet and then hits a Russian Leg Sweep, Bloodstorm holds his head again. McFreeze rubs his boot across the eyes of Bloodstorm and he immediately holds them. McFreeze laughs sadistically. He pulls up Bloodstorm and then sends him to the ropes and then takes him into an Abdominal Stretch. MVD then comes into the ring illegally and bounces off the ropes and dropkicks Bloodstorm in the stomach. Carlton Rock admonishes MVD for coming into the ring. But then Carnage tries to get in as well, and Carlton rushes across to stop him from getting into the ring. Immediately MVD and McFreeze pick up Bloodstorm and go for a Double Suplex, but somehow Bloodstorm blocks it and then counters with a Double DDT. MVD rolls out of the ring. McFreeze and Bloodstorm stay in the middle of the ring.

Stanyer: This is the Lords of Destructions chance, they've not been in this match much at all, but they have a chance to change all that right here.

Bloodstorm manages to get to the opposite corner and tags in Carnage as McFreeze gets to his feet. Carnage bashes down McFreeze and then repeats the maneouvre. Carnage then hits a Scoop Slam and tells McFreeze to get to his feet. He grabs the arm, twists it over and then smashes McFreeze across the jaw with a Short Arm Clothesline. He pulls McFreeze up and hooks him around the waist and hits a Gutwrench Powerbomb. He then hooks the leg. .........................1 ........................2 ........................... MVD breaks it up with a boot to the back of his head. MVD then stands up only to be caught with a Running Big Boot from Bloodstorm knocking him through the ropes. Bloodstorm and Carnage then pick up McFreeze and send him to the ropes, they then hit a Perfect Double Team Flapjack. Bloodstorm then heads out of the ring and starts to beat down MVD. In the ring Carnage picks up McFreeze and performs a throat cut before he sends McFreeze to the ropes and then hits a Devastating Spinebuster and goes straight into a cover. ........................1 ........................2 ........................... McFreeze just kicks out. On the outside, MVD is exchanging right hands with Bloodstorm when he kicks him low. MVD then hits the FrogAsser. MVD then starts to give Bloodstorm a piece of his mind and then stops and performs the two thumb taunt, just as he does so, a Massive cheer comes up from the crowd.

Stanyer: It's Gambino!!!!! And he's armed with a Steel Chair.

Dawg: Watch out Matt!!!!

MVD surprised at the reaction, believes it was all for him, and his two thumb taunt, so he decides to do it again, this time he turns around, and he stops midway through the third flex as he sees Gambino and then takes a Chair Shot directly to the forehead. Gambino then gives MVD some trash talk as in the ring Carnage is trying to get the pin fall over McFreeze, but he keeps kicking out. Carnage hits a sidewalk slam, and hooks the leg. ...........................1 ..............................2 ........................... McFreeze kicks out. Carnage picks him up and delivers a Front Powerslam. He hooks the leg. ..........................1 .............................2 ........................ McFreeze kicks out. Carnage picks up McFreeze and then sets him up for the Death Penalty (Rock Bottom) but McFreeze suddenly counters with the Tiger Leg Sweep and then locks on the Ankle Lock. Carnage tries to hold on but he has no choice but to tap out. Back on the outside, Gambino is still beating down MVD with the steel chair, MVD's head is covered in blood. McFreeze sees Gambino and slides out of the ring to meet him, only to get a Steel Chair to the face for his efforts. Gambino then throws the chair into the body of MVD and then stands over him and performs his own two thumb pose as the crowd chant "Gam-bi-no".

MVD & McFreeze d. Lords of Destruction
12:37 Pinfall

Stanyer: MVD is a bloody mess, but somehow they still won.

Dawg: Who cares about that, MVD is hurt. Gambino should be ashamed of himself, attacking MVD from behind.

Stanyer: Wouldn't MVD have done the same thing?

Dawg: Well, maybe, but Gambino doesn't have MVD's class, intelligence.....

Stanyer: Yes, well Gambino also doesn't have MVD's head wound that is probably going to need stiches, does he?

EMT's rush out to help MVD, as does his wife, Jennifer Van Dam. MVD is coming around, the EMT's are helping him to his feet, but blood is still pouring from the wound on his forehead. With his arms over his shoulders, the EMT's and McFreeze carry MVD to the back with a worried looking JVD following behind

{Commerical Break}

Relive two of the greatest events the PWF has seen in the NEW Classic PWF DVD line from Paramount Pictures.

At End of the World I, see future stars such as Antonio Gambino, Diablo and The Twin Towers before they became main-eventers. Witness Thorn demolish talented opposistion in a Four-Way Last Man Standing match for the Hardcore championship. Watch Solo defend his Hell in a Cell belt once more, this time against newcomer Scarface. And stare in awe as Rumble-winner Karkass takes on The Game for the world title,a match which established The Game as the biggest name in PWF wrestling for many years to come.

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Interviews with all the big names e.g Eraser, Diablo and Lords of Ice.

*SPECIAL* limited editon interviews with Mr.Pellington, Stanyer, Big Dave, Anthony Frost, Alison, Gambino, Showstopper and Bloodbath. And the rest of the staff also!

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Saturday Night Havoc, Doomsday and Armageddon 's of the week before each of the aforementioned shows.

Highlights of both Rumble's.

Dolby 5:1 Surround sound.

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Bumper 6-disk set.

{End Commerical}

Stanyer: Welcome back folks, we are told MVD is on his way to a local medical facility, and will not be returning to the arena.

Dawg: Look at that, Gambino has deprived the entire of this crowd the chance to see MVD once again, it's a disgrace I tell you.

Stanyer: Well, if you ask me it's only what......

Sickness by Disturbed hits and Gambino makes his way to the ring wearing a pair of black warm up pants, with white stripes, and no shirt. He climbs in the ring and asks for a microphone. He looks to be upset over something.

Stanyer: Well before I was interrupted, I was about to say that it was all MVD deserved, but I'll let Gambino speak now.

Gambino:"Ahhh, let me see...I don't even know where to begin. I just recieved some bad news backstage. It's terrible news actually, from the PWF medic. He told me that due to an unfortunate accident...."

Gambino pauses for a moment and looks around the crowd

Gambino:"MVD...will not be joining us tonight!"

The crowd cheers

Gambino:"MVD! I warned you, I gave you fair warning as to what would happen. You chose not to listen, so you paid the price. I told you, be aware...but you turned your back on me. You still insisted on running your mouth, having your mock funeral, for yours truly, Gam-Bi-No..."

does the two-thumb pose, once again mocking MVD to the delight of the crowd

Stanyer: I love it when he does that.

Dawg: He ripped off MVD, he should be castrated.

Gambino:"...burning my personal belongings...oh, you paid you son of a bitch. But it's not over, no, it's not even close. This is just the beginning for you my friend. You might as well just pack up your @#%$, and leave...the PWF. Because, MVD, as long as I'm walking, as long as I'm talking, as long as I'm still breathing...life for you will be hell in the PWF."

Gambino paces the ring a bit, before stopping to talk again

Gambino:"Now, there's someone in the back who's got something that belongs to me."

The crowd cheers, as if they know who Gambino is talking about

Dawg: Who?

Stanyer: Crusader.

Gambino:"Crusader...that PWF World Championship that you're carrying around with you, it's as good as mine. As much as I like you, Crusader, as much as I respect you...I have no choice, but to beat you at End of the World, and bring the Title back to where it belongs."

Gambino does a belt around the waste motion as the crowd cheers and starts chanting Gambino's name

Gambino:"You see, there's a little thing I believe in, and it's called...fate...and fate, my friend, is what will bring me and the PWF Championship together, once again. There's also another thing that I happen to believe in...respect. Crusader, obviously, you're a great athlete, a tremendous competitor...otherwise, you wouldn't be champion. However...you know what they say, no matter how good you are, there's always someone better. Come time for End of the World, PWF Championship on the line, the world will see exactly who is better."

The crowd again starts chanting Gambino's name as he pauses for a moment.

Stanyer: Would you listen to this crowd.

Gambino:"We'll cross that bridge when we get to it, but tonight....tonight is about me and you kicking some gWo ass! That's right, because tonight, it's me, Gambino teaming up with the PWF World Champion, Crusader...to take on Power G and that low life peice of trash himself, Kevin Cage!"

The crowd goes into a frenzy as the match is announced

Gambino:"Now, just because tonight, we're on the same side...that doesn't..."

Gambino is cut off by Crusaders music. The champion appears on the stage as the crowd goes wild. Crusader makes his way to the ring

As Crusader enters the ring, the crowd gives an enormous cheering as the champion stares down Gambino. Crusader begins to speak:

Crusader: "Gambino, a man of many mistakes. Youre really starting to make me sick!"

crowd erupts in cheers as Gambino stares at Crusader blankly

Crusader: "The first mistake that you have made is focusing on DMV. News Flash son, MVD is not the champion you have to face soon, I Am The Champion!!"

crowd cheers loudly

Crusader: "Now that brings about your second mistake: Claiming that I have something that belongs to you. There are many things that I have that unfortunately you dont: good looks, intelligence, and the ability to FOCUS! But one thing i have that you will never get is the PWF world Championship. Now One thing I do have for you is a bit of respect. Hell youve been champion numerous times, you and I both have great charisma--

crowd: "Gambi-Sader....Gambi-Sader... Crusambino...Crusambino"

Stanyer: This crowd is split down the middle between Crusader and Gambino, probably the two most popular men in the PWF at the moment, and they will get it on next Sunday, Live on PPV.

Crusader: "It seems to me that me and you both are favorites for this matchup, but in my view, I have the upperhand. Oh yes, we both are fighting for the same title, the only difference is I am fighting also to keep my title, to hold on to my money-maker, and to prove to the PWF world that I am THE greatest PWF Champion and wrestler of all time."

crowd cheers loudly

Crusader: "Im so fired up right now that the only thing stopping me from whippin your ass is the fact that I'm teaming up with you tonight. So please Gambino, stay focused or definitely your ass will be whooped!!"

Gambino steps towards Crusader and points his finger in Crusaders face and shakes it at him, in a "Bossman style" taunt.

Gambino:"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Crusader...the only thing stopping you from whipping my ass right now is because we're teaming up tonight? Well don't let that stop you Crusader...don't let that get in the way of you overcoming your fears, and taking that first strike at me...one that could possibly be your last. Better yet...that anger you've got built up towards me...why don't you save it for End of the World. But tonight..."

Gambino pauses as the crowd begins chanting Gambino's name

Gambino:"Tonight, Crusader, why don't we just whip some gWo ass."

Stanyer: I'm definitely all for that.

The crowd erupts as Sickness by Disturbed hits and Gambino leaves the ring

{Commerical Break}

**Down with the Sickness by Disturbed plays as clips of various matches featuring Gambino are shown.**

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**A clip of Gambino standing over a fallen Diablo holding the PWF World Title above his head is shown as the commercial fades out**

{End Commerical}

Stanyer: Welcome back folks, we head straight on into our next match, which is also a Quarter Final in the Hardcore Tag Tournament, which Bloodbath & DarkStorm teaming for the first time against The Ruff Ryders.

Hardcore Tag Tournament - Quarter Finals
Bloodbath & DarkStorm v The Ruff Ryders
Referee: Morgan Black

Ruff Ryders both enter to the boos of the crowd when "Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits. Devastator and Destroyer both clich they fists and hit them together and climb in the ring and wait in the corner

James: Introducing from Brooklyn, New York, at a combined weight of 720lbs, Destroyer and Devastator, the Ruff Ryders. Crowd boos loudly.

Destroyer asks for a mic.

Destroyer: Bloodbath,Darkstorm its simple you guys will not win! We will beat ever single team in this tournment! So lets get this over with.

They wait for a few minutes. Bloodbath and Darkstorm don't come out

Devastator grabs the mic

Devastator: What Destroyer was trying to say is.... GET YOUR ASSES OUT HERE, NOW!!

"96 Quite Bitter Beings" by CKY plays as a ring of fire appears by the entrance. Bloodbath rises out of the flames before walking towards the ring. He stops on the apron, and looks to the crowd, before he climbs in the ring.

James: Introducing, from Hell, Michigan, weighing 225lbs, Bloodbath.

Thunder is heard on the oppisite side of the titantron and makes its way around each oppisite sides of the arena until directly in front of the titantron, then two bolts of lightning strike from the rafters, and "CLick CLick Boom", by Saliva hits and out of the smoke from the pryos come DarkStorm, he stops at the top of the ramp and flods his arms over each other, and looks around, then he drops them and runs to the ring, he slides under the bottom rope. Storm gets up and runs and jump to the second rope, he throws a hand up, and the crowd cheers.

James: Introducing from Clinton, NC weighing 230lbs, DarkStorm.

Report: Bloodbath starts out with Destroyer, he gets hammered across the forehead sending him staggering backwards into the ropes. Destroyer follows in and beats Bloodbath with right hands until he is in the turnbuckle, Destroyer then follows it up with a big knee to the gut. He then hits a viscious Back Elbow. Destroyer then rakes Bloodbath's eyes across the top rope. Bloodbath goes down holding his face. Destroyer kicks him out of the ring and then rolls out. He pulls Bloodbath up and slams his head into the barricade. Devastator drops down off the apron and then two men slam Bloodbath's back hard into the ring apron. DarkStorm comes running around the ring apron and goes to hit a Body Press of Destroyer, but he gets caught and then Destroyer hits a Fallaway slam and DarkStorm rolls into the bottom of the barricade. Devastator picks up Bloodbath and slams his head into the steel steps. He rolls him back into the ring and then slides in a chair, which slides directly to Bloodbath. Devastator gets back in the ring as Bloodbath grabs the chair. Devastator goes to pick up Bloodbath, but he counters using the chair to hit a Low Blow. Bloodbath then smashes the chair over the head of Devastator, who falls like he's been shot. Bloodbath looks at the gigantic dent in the steel chair with amazement. He then quickly goes for a cover. ..........................1 ............................2 .............................. Destroyer pulls Bloodbath out of the ring, breaking up the cover in the process.

Stanyer: The two lightweights, DarkStorm and Bloodbath, are in for a tough battle here tonight, The Ruff Ryders outweigh then by over 250lbs, and they certainly know how to use that weight.

Destroyer goes to hit Bloodbath with a right hand, but he ducks it and starts to hit him with right hands putting his full weight behind then. This doesn't have much effect, so Bloodbath then goes after the knee with hard kicks. DarkStorm is back up and he starts to kick Destroyer in the knee as well. Devastator is back up and he slides out of the ring. DarkStorm quickly catches him with a Dropkick to the Knee. Bloodbath waits for Destroyer to bend over and then smashes a chop across the back of the neck, surprisingly, this floors Destroyer. Bloodbath then remembers Destroyer's neck injury and picks him up to his feet, he then rolls him back into the ring, he pulls out a Kendo Stick and slides it into the ring. Destroyer gets to his feet holding his neck. Bloodbath gets in the ring and Destroyer goes for a clothesline, but Bloodbath ducks and hits a Hangmans Neckbreaker. Referee Morgan Black manages to restore some order to the match and sends Devastator and DarkStorm to their corners. Bloodbath is wielding the Kendo Stick and waits for Destroyer to get back up and then cracks the Kendo Stick over the back of Destroyer's neck. He goes down clutching at his previously injured neck. Bloodbath quickly makes a cover. .........................1 ..............................2 ............................ Destroyer kicks out. DarkStorm grabs a Chair from ringside and then asks for a tag. Bloodbath grants him the tag. DarkStorm climbs to the top rope with the chair as Destroyer gets to his feet. DarkStorm throws the chair at Destroyer, who catches it, DarkStorm then performs a 450 into a Two Footed Dropkick straight into the chair and face of Destroyer. DarkStorm then poses to the crowd for a moment, before he makes the cover. ........................1 ...........................2 ................................ Destroyer kicks out.

Stanyer: The neck injured at the hands of the LoD is coming back to haunt Destroyer, as Bloodbath and DarkStorm concentrate their attacks on it.

Dawg: It looks like they are bringing a table into the ring.

Bloodbath slides a table into the ring as DarkStorm picks up Destroyer and hits the Storm DDT (Reverse DDT) onto the Steel Chair. DarkStorm then begins to set up the table in the ring. He places it near the corner. He then picks up Destroyer and hits a couple of right hands knocking the big man onto the table. DarkStorm then climbs the top rope, but Devastator comes across the apron and then crotches him on the turnbuckle. Devastator then calls for Destroyer to make the tag. Destroyer rolls off the table and crawls across and makes the tag to Devastator who rushes in the ring and lifts DarkStorm off the top turnbuckle looking for a Powerbomb through the table, but DarkStorm rolls behind and Sunset Flips Devastator. ............................1 .............................2 .......................... Devastator powers out. DarkStorm then rolls across the ring and tags in Bloodbath. He rushes in and hits a big clothesline on Devastator, but he doesn't go down and holds his ground. Bloodbath then goes to pick up the Kendo Stick, but Devastator grabs him by the head and then hits a Reverse Suplex. DarkStorm comes back in the ring but walks into a Big Boot. Devastator then sets up Bloodbath for Total Devastation (Chokeslam from Hell) through the table, as Destroyer holds back DarkStorm, Devastator makes the pin. ............................1 ..............................2 ........................3!!!!

The Ruff Ryders d. DarkStorm & Bloodbath
9:02 Pinfall

Stanyer: The Ruff Ryders advance to the Semi Finals, which take place along with the Final next week live on PPV.

Dawg: I've got to give the MVD & McFreeze my pick, they beat a top quality tag team in the LoD tonight, even though Gambino nearly killed MVD. They still won the match.

Stanyer: I've got a sneaky feeling that Brutal Force might pull it off, they look a top quality team at the moment.

The camera cuts backstage, to Locker Room 6A, where Showstopper is standing, against a locker. There is a sports bag on the floor, next to his feet, with numerous items of clothing spewing outside it. Showstopper is wearing his black tracksuit bottoms, and has a black t-shirt on, which says 'THE Show' in big bold silver letters. Off to the side of the screen is a table, with a mug perched on top. Hung up behind Showstopper is somesort of white t-shirt, presumably his ring attire.

Showstopper: I'm curious...curious as to who will face Davey K next Sunday. Curious indeed. Because, was it not me that hit Blade fifteen times with a steel chair? Yes, yes it was. Who could possibly deserve the title shot more than myself?

Showstopper moves off-screen before returning quickly with a steel chair, his steel chair.

Showstopper: Watch.

Showstopper roars and starts to go in a frenzy. He hits his locker numerous times with the chair and then delievers a powerful blow to the table, powerful enough to break it in half. Showstopper just stares at the table, chair in hand, and breathing heavily. He speaks quietly, to hide his gasping.

Showstopper: I had Blade under control on Armageddon, before the referee counted us out.

Showstopper lifts the chair high above is head and whacks the pieces of the table, this time shattering the mug.

Showstopper: I deserve the European Title, and I'll be damned if I don't get it.

The camera cuts to the Empire's Locker Room, where Blade is standing, against the door. Blade is wearing his blue jeans and black muscle tshirt,Off to the side their is a table with a tv monitor

Blade: Gee hmm Showstopper or me for the European title that one is very easy. That would be me cause I am the one who put Showstopper through the table. I was beating the hell out of Showstopper at Armageddon then I get a double countout hell no I worked to hard to get were I am at today and I will not throw it away on a stupid referee's call. So Showstopper and Davey K. Well Davey I think you should do the right thing and give me the European Title shot cause I mean cmon you already beat Showstopper but you never have faced me.

Camera fades out of The Empires Locker Room

Davey K is sitting in his locker room watching the two promos looking very pensive and scratching his chin, the water guy enters with a big bottle of water

Davey K: Hmmm, which chimp do I choose?

Water Guy: Eh?

Davey K: Who do I take on? They both really suck, the only belt either of them deserve is one to hold up their badly fitting pants, man this is quite a decision!

Water Guy: Well, when I have a tough decision to make I...

Davey K: Let me guess you drink water?

Water Guy: Ok so my advice isnt that good...

Davey K: Your telling me dude! I dont know who should get a shot, both of them are the biggest retards walking. I mean, they whacked each other around with chairs and tables!!! Can either of these guys really take on a superstar?

{Commerical Break}

**The scene opens to a locker room where Homicide stands wearing a new t-shirt and the PWF European Title belt over his shoulder. In the backround "Cowboys From Hell" by Prodigy plays..**

Homicide- "You love me.. You hate me.. You�ll NEVER forget me! Get ready to.. WEAR my NEW t-shirt!! No, your eyes aren�t lying to you. It�s your European Champion here telling all of you PWF fans to show your pride in your favorite wrestler by purchasing the new "Homicide 4:32 T-shirt". All you have to do is call 1-800-PWF-SHIT, and pay the low, low price of $39.99!"

**Camera zooms out, revealing that Homicide is wearing the new t-shirt, as he continues talking.**

Homicide- "Now you could decide not to pay this small, small fee and wear something else.. But then I would have to massacre you.. So, start dialing those phones before supplies run out. The number, once again, is 1-800-PWF-SHIT. Don�t make me hurt you.."

**Camera now has the telephone number 1-800-PWF-SHIT across the bottom, and Homicide grins as the advertisement comes to an end.**

{End Commerical}

A full candy dish is seen in the middle of a table. A cascade of candy and assorted treats pours down from above it changing the bowl's status from full to over-flowing. The table is now cluttered with mini-candybars, Smarty's, suckers, gum, and a wide variety of other sweets. As the camera pulls back Loki, Gremlin, and Hambone come into view.

Gremlin: Oh man! What a haul!

Loki: Yes indeedy doody! So much plunder this year! I don't know where to start!

Hambone: I d-don't see h-how you can think of c-c-candy with your match tonight.

Loki grabs a mini-Snickers, unwraps it and tosses the whole thing into his mouth. He chews thoughtfully for a moment.

Loki: (between bites) Oh yeah, the match. (chews for a while before swallowing) Who am I fighting again?

Hambone: You forgot y-your opponent?

Gremlin: Dude, just calm down. It was trick-or-treat! Probably the most important day of the year! Well, not everyone. Some of those religious people hate it.

Loki: Religious people! That's right! I got a rematch with God boy! Hoo, that was almost embarassing.

Gremlin: What's his deal anyways?

Hambone: H-he doesn't l-l-like Loki using the t-t-title "The G-god of Mischief".

Gremlin: So? They say Trix are for kids and you don't see me trying to knock out that rabbit!

Loki: It's not quite like that. Ya see, his belief system states that there is only one God. He doesn't even like the notion that his beliefs are wrong. So, being the spiteful little man that he is, he's gonna try to take it out on me.

Gremlin: Then why doesn't he take up his problems with The Gods of War? Or the Gods of Gore?

Loki: Cuz there's only one of me, and two of those other guys. Plus I'm not as big as those guys. He thinks he has a better shot at me..... Well, that and I make him look bad at pretty much every turn.

Gremlin: That you do.

Loki: What can I say? He makes it so easy!

Hambone: S-s-so, what do you h-h-have in mind for t-t-tonight?

Loki: Well, if he doesn't do it for me, I'll make him look stupid again. These guys with their Hardcore rules are always such a push over when ya stick 'em in a regular match. In any case, I'd better get ready for the match. Guys, prepare. We may need to have a retaliation ready.

Hambone: A-and what if w-we don't?

Loki: Then we'll find someone else to use it on. Can't let good mischief go to waste.

Golgotha is inside of the MoM locker room with a chess board set up on the coffee table.

Golgotha: "You know, chess is an intersting game. You try to match your opponent move for move while still protecting your king. And you use almost the whole court to do so. From Bishops to rooks to pawns, even a queen."

Golgotha takes a look at the board and then gets a drink of Powerade

Golgotha: "But I don't see the jester on the board...oh wait, there isn't one. Truth is, I'm all about protecting the King of Kings. I have been commisioned to be His black knight. Where as you are unfit to be the court jester. So tonite, me and you are gonna go at it in a normal match. No pranks, no weapons, just you and me in the ring."

Golgotha throws the chess board off of the table, scattering all of the peices

Golgotha: "And this time, it won't be all fun and games for you. I will make you suffer tonite. Loki, may God have mercy on your soul, cause I sure as hell won't!!!"

Golgotha storms out of MoM's locker room and heads down to the ring

Stanyer: Welcome back folks, well that match is right now, Golgotha takes on Loki, one on one.

Dawg: A Jester taking on a Religous freak, where do we find these guys? Wal-Mart?

Golgotha v Loki
Referee: Chris Regan

�Personal Jesus� by Rackets and Drapes blasts across the arena. After they say the line �Reach out and touch faith� pyros go off and Golgotha comes out with his Bible in his right hand. He makes his way to the ring, taking the time to shake the fans hands. Right before he enters the ring, he drops to his left knee and whispers a prayer. Then he climbs up the stairs and the turnbuckle and raises his arms to the heavens.

James: Introducing, from St. Louis Missouri, weighing 224lbs, "The Gothic Christian" Golgotha.

"Mope" by The Bloodhound Gang thumps over the speakers as the fans begin cheering. Loki rolls out from the backstage area on a custom made Big-Wheel wearing an oversized pair of blue goggles. He removes the goggles and dismounts from the Big-Wheel. He dances about the stage in a bizarre fashion as he entices the crowd to cheer louder. Satisfied with his efforts, Loki gets back on the Big-Wheel and rolls all the way to the ring.

James: Introducing from Asbury Park, New Jersey, weighing 225lbs, "The God of Mischief". Loki

Report: Loki and Golgotha tie up, Loki goes into a hammerlock, Golgotha reverses with a top wristlock, which Loki counters with an arm wrench, Golgotha then rolls forward, kips up and reverses the arm wrench flipping Loki over to the mat. Golgotha goes for a Leg Drop, but Loki moves out of the way. They both get back to their feet. Loki gets in a forearm and sends Golgotha to the ropes, he comes off and Loki hits a Back Body Flip. Loki comes off the ropes but Golgotha kips up and hits an Arm Drag. Golgotha then waits for Loki to get up and then hooks him around the waist and hits a Side Belly to Belly Suplex. Golgotha then climbs to the 2nd turnbuckle and flies off with an elbow drop, he then hooks the leg. ......................1 ..........................2 ........................... Loki kicks out. Golgotha pulls Loki to his feet and puts him in the turnbuckle, he hits a few body blows and then grabs the head and hits a couple of hard knees to the face before using the ropes to hit one big third blow. Golgotha covers. .......................1 ...........................2 ........................... Loki kicks out. Golgotha pulls Loki up and sends him to the ropes, he then lifts him up Flapjack style and carries him before he Snake Eyes him on the turnbuckle. Loki lands on his feet and spins around dazed into a gut kick and then a Powerful DDT. Golgotha covers again. ..........................1 ..........................2 ......................... Loki kicks out.

Stanyer: Loki is taking a beating at the hands of Golgotha, he needs to get in some offense quickly.

Suddenly Hambone and Gremlin, Loki's sidekicks come running down to the ring.

Dawg: What are these two fools doing?

Gremlin and Hambone are armed with a big leather strap. They slap it across the back of Golgotha, they do it again, knocking him down, Gremlin then wields the strap while Hambone hits some weak stomps on Golgotha. Chris Regan has rung the bell an age ago for the DQ. Loki gets up and stops Gremlin and Hambone and asks them what they are doing, they appear to be gesturing that they were helping him. Loki is not happy and throws both of them through the ropes and tells them to go to the back. Loki then goes to help up Golgotha, but Golgotha is angry and rolls Loki over and starts to beat him down with right hands. With the Leather strap being taken by Gremlin, Golgotha whips off his belt strap and starts to whip Loki with it, until referees swarm the ring and pull an angry Golgotha back.

Golgotha d. Loki
3:12 DQ

Stanyer: Those two idiot sidekicks just ruined a perfectly good match

Dawg: Loki only has himself to blame, he's the reason those two idiots are even here.

Stanyer: That's true, well I hope we get to see a proper match between these two sometime soon. I'd like to see this rematch done properly.

Davey is in a room with a poster of blade and a poster of showstopper on the wall, the water guy and the ladies are sitting down as Davey stands next to the posters

Davey K: So showstopper wants a match because he reckons he can use chairs or tables, whatever the big freak thinks, I dont know if he should take me on?

Blonde: Ive heard he wears no underwear when he wrestles!

Davey K: So? How can that help my decision?

Blonde: Sorry Davey!

Davey K: Its ok baby....so water man, got any tips?

Water Guy: Well, I think you should decide! Youve had us in this room for like an hour while you prod at the posters!

Davey K: Did you know that the commentators said you sucked at Havoc?

Water Guy: What!?!?

Davey K: Yeah they said it was time for me to have a change!!

Water Guy: But my water is so tasty!

Davey K: True....anyway, who do I take on?

Ladies: Be a superstar baby!!!

Davey K: Your right!!!!! Thats it, I know what Im going to do!!!

The camera appears to be showing footage from Armageddon, except this footage wasn't shown at the event. We see Eiji Jubei walking down a hallway in the arena. He is attired in loose fitting jeans and a Methods of Mayhem t-shirt. He strolls down the hall at a leisurely pace, and stops at the MoM locker room. He opens the door and walks in. What he sees is definitely not what he expected. There is somebody in a Spider-Man costume sitting on the couch watching television.

Eiji: What in the hell...

The person in the Spidey costume looks over.

Person: Hey, Eiji!

Eiji: Uh... hi... what are you doing in here?

Person: This is our locker room, isn't it?

The person pulls of the mask revealing... Mr. Walrus. Now who didn't see that coming?

Eiji: Whew, it's just you, Walrus. I thought for a second there we had a stalker or something.

Walrus: Naw, I don't even think we have fans, let alone a stalker.

Eiji: What do you mean we don't have fans... no, wait. On second thought, don't answer that. I'm not in the mood for any of your whacked out theories on pointless topics right now.

Walrus: Really? How can you NOT be in the mood for those?

Eiji: Well, since we lost to the Gods of Gore on Havoc, I've been a little bummed. We could have beaten them, I know we could have.

Walrus to himself) If only I'd remembered to bring out that fork...

Eiji: What?

Walrus: Huh? Nothing.

Eiji: O...k... Anyway, why are you wearing that stupid costume?

Walrus: STUPID!? It's a Spider-Man costume! How dare you insult Spider-Man! I should hang you from a ceiling fan by your man-bits!

Eiji steps back, startled by the outburst of anger from his somewhat... special... tag team partner. Eiji is quick to attempt to passify the nutcase in the Spider-Man suit sitting on the couch in front of him.

Eiji: Whoa, come down. It's not stupid, that was thoughtless of me. Spider-Man is the hero of all heroes, and a God among men.

Walrus: Darn tootin'.

Eiji: Anyway, why are you wearing that costume?

Walrus: Duh... it's Halloween today!

Eiji: Yeah... but that doesn't explain why you're wearing the costume.

Walrus: Man, do you Polish people not have Halloween or something? No, of course you mustn't, why would you even ask that if you didn't?

Eiji: Walrus, I'm Japanese.

Walrus: So says you, Polander.

Eiji: Ughhh...

Walrus: Anyway, I'm dressed up to go trick or treating.

Eiji: Where do you plan on trick or treating, Walrus? Mr. Pellington won't let you out of the building, considering how much havoc you caused last time.

Walrus: That was soooooo not my fault. Just because I was driving a little fast everybody suddenly thought it was my fault that those cars almost hit each other.

Eiji: Walrus, you were doing 90 in a 50 zone, and those cars DID hit eachother. Then they bounced off of each other and hit other cars! You caused a six car pile-up within' five minutes of leaving the building!

Walrus: Um... I have no recollection of the events you speak of.

Eiji: You brought it up.

Walrus: (trying to think of an excuse) Um... uh... go eat monkey. Anywho, I was planning on trick or treating around the arena. Dressing room to dressing room, and several stops at the concession stands.

Eiji: Eh heh...

Walrus: Get your costume on, we need to get moving here!

Eiji: What?

Walrus: (slowly) Get your costume on, we need to get moving.

Eiji: I don't have a costume.

Walrus: Don't worry. I took care of that.

Walrus goes into the dressing room and returns shortly...

{Commerical Break}

** A old black and white tape of wrestling starts to play as two old men wrestle in the ring. Then a huge cuts starts from teh top and goes all the way to the bottom as Eraser steps through the backdrop which the match was playing on. Eraser is wearing a white t-shirt that has his name stamped on it in the fron./ He walks up to the camera as the film still goes on. **

Eraser- You think you guys got what it takes to be one of use. You think you can do what we do.

** The screen switches to some of the most hardcore and dangerous matches that has ever happen in the PWF. The cut back to Eraser who is now backwards on a chair at a table **

Eraser- So you think you want to be a wrestler. Well......

** A huge PWF logo slams into the screen. **

Eraser- You think you are hard enough come try us.

** Eraser stands up from the table as Thorn, Kidd, Power-G, MVD, Crusader, Blackbird, Bloodbath, and Gambino all walk into the screen and all have a white t-shirt on with their names on it. Then the screen cuts off as the PWF logo flashes and then cuts off **

{End Commercial}

The camera opens to a small stage with two chairs around a small table. The backdrop is a large Green PWF sign and bloated red letters saying, "New Blood!" It is clearly pre-recorded footage

At the seat to the left sits, Ted Tedison. To his right sits Rex Chapman.

Tedison: "Welcome ladies and Gentlemen to Havok's Prematch interview with Rex Chapman...........Rex, I would like to know how has your time here in the PWF been?"

Rex: "Well Ted, my time here has been extremely valuable. I have observed various athletes here and I feel comfortable with my own abilities fitting in."

Tedison: "I understand that you and Cinder have crossed words as of late......is their anything personal or is it all professional?"

Rex: "I would say that my responses to Cinder have been very professional, but I will say that a man that talks that much is hiding something and I doubt it's talent!"

Ted reveals a small note from his stack of paperwork.

Tedison: "It says here that Joel Cinder has won many championships and various titles, but according to our records, you haven't accomplished much of anything in the big leagues."

Rex: "The big leagues? Who cares about the big leagues! Most of the wrestlers that make it into a show are jobbers that just take up space, but you get a promoter who shines them up Real Nice and walla......you have yourself a Joel Cinder!"

Tedison: "I see where yo..........."

Rex interupts Ted before he can continue.

Rex: "You don't see anything Ted! You only see what that little piece of media crap says! Don't tell me what I have accomplished based on some 12 year old intern you sent to do research!"

Tedison: "Well...I don't think yo............"

Rex: "That's right Tedster! You don't think and that's why you will always be a half wit! You and Joel Cinder should go out on a date! I'm finished here, but I'll say one last thing.............."

Rex turns his body in the chair and stares directly at the camera.......

Rex: "Cinder! You can talk and dance all you want outside of the ring, but come Havock I will own your @ss! Your past accomplishments are just that.........PAST!"

Rex looks back at Ted Tedison and then playfully slaps him on the cheek as he gets up to leave.

The scene is just a PWF banner as the backdrop, Ted Tedison walks in front of the camera with a microphone and begins to speak.

Tedison: "Ladies and Gentlement, here with me I have one of the latest editions to the Pelican Wrestling Federation, former NCAA Amatuer Champion for his weight class, Joel Cinder. Joel this week is your first match, how do you expect to fare in this new environment?"

Cinder: "Well I was told that my first match would be on Armageddon, but I guess i've had to wait. I expect to fare exceptionally well by the looks of my opponent, Rex Chapman."

Tedison: "Well perhaps you will do so, but your opponent is also very new....."

Cinder: "I was not just talking about Rex Chapman, I was talking about the Pelican Wrestling Federation in general. I have been in many promotions which have had very stiff competiton, this place however is not one of them."

Tedison: "Well I guess you should have no problem at all, winning the World's Heavyweight Championship?"

Cinder: "I will certainly not. This place is full of amatuers, not the type you would see competing for the NCAA title though. This place in a way reminds me of another PWF I have been in, the Pojo Wrestling Federation."

The scene then ends.

Stanyer: I must say, Joel Cinder has got Arrogant real fast, as for the World Title, he'll be lucky to see someone in the ring with it for the first 6 months, let alone have a chance of winning it.

Dawg: Yeah, probably because Gambino the glory hog will block him from wrestling for it. Because he wants all the limelight.

Stanyer: Says the MVD fan. Anyway, it's time for the match between Rex Chapman and Joel Cinder, it's both men's PWF debut, so they should put on a good show.

Rex Chapman v Joel Cinder
Referee: Duane Dibley

Eye of the Tiger hits and Joel Cinder then enters the arena to a huge amount of Boos from the crowd. Joel walks down the enrty ramp and then stops halfway, he throws his arms up into the air to heat from the crowd and then fireworks blast up from the stage. Fans continue to boo as Joel walks down the entry ramp and then climbs into the ring.

James: Introducing, from Queensland Australia, weighing 249lbs, Joel Cinder.

Nickleback hits as Rex Chapman walks out slow with a mic in hand and sunglasses. He makes his way to the ramp where he stands briefly and awaits two medium sized pyro bursts on each side of him to go off. He lifts the mic up and says, �This is what I am!� as the Titantron shows his submission hold on a random opponent. He makes a side step lunge and waves his hands up in the air as the crowd bursts into cheers. He then makes his way down to the ring.

James: Introducing from Durston, Ohio, weighing 228lbs, Rex Chapman

Report: The two men tie up, Joel goes into a headlock, Rex pushes him off into the ropes and then gets knocked down by a Shoulder Block. Rex kips up as Joel comes off the ropes and Rex hits a Hiptoss. Joel rolls through to his feet and then gets snapped over with an arm drag, Rex holds onto the arm and wrenches back, Joel pulls himself to his feet and twists over to reverse the arm wrench and locks on one of his own and then kicks Rex in the gut. He follows it up with a couple of sharp right hands and then sends Rex into the ropes and then hits a clothesline. Rex gets up shaking the daze from his eyes and gets kicking in the gut by Joel, who then hits lifts him up for a Vertical Suplex. He holds him up there for a good 10 seconds showing off his strength and then delivers the Suplex and floats over into the pin. ........................1 .......................2 .......................... Rex kicks out. Joel pulls Rex up and hits a couple of right hands and then sends Rex into the turnbuckle. He then climbs up and holds his hand up to the crowd, and recieves a number of boos. He then begins to drive right hands into the face of Rex Chapman.

Stanyer: Joel Cinder hasn't made too many friends since he started in the PWF, and he's certainly making a few enemies in the crowd with some of his arrogant remarks.

Dawg: Well who'd want to know the porn star, Rex Chapman.

Stanyer: Porn Star? He's not a porn star.

Dawg: That's what MVD told me.

Joel drops down and whips Rex to the opposite turnbuckle, but he reverses and then Rex follows in and hits a Flying Back Elbow. Rex then hits a Headlock Takedown and then locks in a Reverse Chinlock and holds Joel flat on the floor. Cinder is still fresh though and pulls himself to his feet and a couple of elbows break the hold and Cinder then pushes Rex into the ropes and then hits a Samoan Drop, he reaches back and hooks the leg. ........................1 .........................2 .......................... Rex kicks out. Joel picks up Rex and goes behind and delivers a Superb Side Suplex, dropping Rex right on his neck and shoulders. Joel quickly hooks the leg. .....................1 .......................2 ....................... Rex gets his shoulder up. Joel is surprised and gets to his feet to question the count with Duane Dibley. He then picks up Rex and goes for a German Suplex, but Rex counters by spinning around and hitting a drop toe hold and then rolls over Joel and locks on the Figure Four Leg Lock. Joel pushes up on his hands to try and reduce the pain. He then starts to pull himself towards the ropes, but the pain causes him to collapse onto his shoulders and the ref counts. .......................1 .........................2 ....................... Joel pushes back up again and starts to reach for the ropes again. This time he manages to get to the bottom rope and forces Rex to break the hold. Joel gets up quickly while holding onto the ropes and gets a knee to the gut as Rex attacks. Rex spins away and then comes back again and gets another knee. Joel then hooks the head of Rex from behind and looks set for a Bulldog but then spins out and hits the Thunder from Down Under (Uppercut). Rex is knocked down and Joel goes for the pin ........................1 .............................2 ............................ Rex kicks out.

Dawg: I like that punch, what's it called again?

Stanyer: The Thunder from Down Under.

Dawg: Why's he call it that?

Stanyer: Because it comes from nowhere, like Thunder, and he's from Australia, which is "Down Under". Not too difficult is it.

Joel pulls Rex up and then delivers a T-Bone Suplex. He then signals for the end and pulls Rex up and sets him up for the Cinderplex (Frontface Falcon Arrow). But Rex drops behind him as he lifts him up and then hits a Back Drop Pin. ...........................1 ..........................2 .......................... Joel kicks out. The two get up and they exchange right hands until Rex gets the advantage and pounds Joel into the turnbuckle. He then lifts him up and then locks the leg and hits the Joint Reaction (Super Dragon Screw). Joel rolls about holding his knee. Rex gets a couple of quick stomps away on the knee. Rex lifts up Joel and then hits a Shin Breaker, Joel holds his leg again. Rex goes for a Figure Four again, but Joel kicks him clean in the face to stop him. Joel gets up gingerly, checking his knee. Rex is holding onto the ropes checking his jaw from the kick. Joel quickly School Boy's him from behind and then places his legs on the 2nd ropes. .........................1 ...........................2 ...........................3!!!

Joel Cinder d. Rex Chapman
7:07 Pinfall

Stanyer: Come on, Duane Dibley must be blind, how did he miss that, Joel's feet were on the ropes.

Dawg: You do what you have to do to win, Joel has a win on his debut, Rex doesn't, it's little things like that which make a huge difference to a career in the PWF.

Stanyer: You don't make too many friends when you beat them by cheating.

Dawg: Who needs friends, when you have talent.

Stanyer: You never know when they might come in handy. I'd have thought MVD would have explained that one to you already.

General Leo is in the back with Ted Tedison.

Tedison: General Leo, You and Blade will face Eraser and Kidd tonight, can I get your thoughts on the match?

General Leo: We're going to hurt them badly. I do not like Eraser. Tonight's not going to be the end either way. Either way, I want him at End of the World.

Tedison: Is this a challenge?

General Leo: You bet your non-sweet ass it is!

Suddenly, General Leo is taken down from behind with the Eraser (Strong Lariat). He hits the ground hard face first.

Eraser: I accept your challenge, now, I'll see you in the ring, if you can manage to get there.

Eraser walks off.

Tedison: What a shocking turn of events!

The camera shows that Leo is pulling himself to his feet.

As Eraser is walking off Leo gets to his feet as Blade takes off running out of no where and catches Eraser with a forarm behind the head. Eraser falls to the ground as Leo goes over with Blade as they both start to pound on Eraser. Then aroudn the corner comes Kidd with a lead pipe in hand. Leo and Blade see him coming as they back off of him. Kidd helps Eraser to his feet as Tedison walks over between them both. As all four men stare right at each other.

Tedison: Eraser is that right you accept Leos challenge for the The End of the World.

Eraser: Tedison come End of the World some one will not walk out of there alive because this will be the end.

The cameras fade out as both men start to spread apart and walk different ways.

{Commerical Break}

No, that was not an error you read right. Four dollars and ninety-nine cents for 5 star stationary. And not only that, its PWF stationary. That's right, you can take the fulfilment of the PWF to school with you! And those pesky teachers can't take them away! I hear you saying "What's the Catch?". Well let me give you an answer. There is no catch. Can you believe it? Look at the beautiful Jennifer Van Dam on your ruler, see the Gambino Facebuster on a rubber and watch Eraser on your pen! The question is not "Whats the Catch?" anymore. I can now here you saying "Can I afford to get it?". Well at $4.99 I sure hope you can! It's more like "Can you afford not to get it?" Get this set at Shopzone NOW!

{End Commerical}

Davey K's music hits and Davey makes his way to the ring!

Davey K: Ladies, gentleman.......people of the PWF!!! Your superstar is here!!!

The crowd goes crazy

Davey K: Now Ive made the PWF a lot better place, Ive brought style and fun to this place, I also have a lot of people out their that just love me having this gold over my shoulder! But its time for me to make the WORLD sit up and take notice..........So at the End of The World, Ill put my title on the line against Showstopper...

The Crowd doesnt react as it seems quite an ordinary match

Davey K: And Blade! In a triple threat, get your tickets, bring your posters...the Superstar will give you a reason to roll into the PPV and see why it will be the end of the world for Showstopper and Blade!!!

The crowd erupts as Davey stands on the top rope with his title above his head

Stanyer: Well that is an interesting match. With the PWF elimination rules, Davey K will have to be pinned to lose his title, so who will be the man to do it? Or can anyone.

Dawg: I don't care, as long as it gets rid of that stupid Water Guy, Ladies, now I got no problem with them, but Water Guy seriously gets on my nerves.

Stanyer: Well anyway, Next we got a tag match. We have General Leo who is dwarfed by the other contestants which are all about a foot taller than him.

Dawg: Don't expect General Leo to be pussyfooting around. He is the kind which takes the bull by his horns.

General Leo & Blade v Eraser & Kidd
Referee: Morgan Black
Credit Goatman

One Step Closer by Linkin Park hits the arena as Kidd walks down to ringside.

James: Introducing, weighing 316lbs, Kidd

The Ultra-Tron shows solid black eyes and then craw marks tear through the eyes as "Dragula" by Rob Zombie hits. As Eraser comes running out from the back with the tire tool in hand. The crowd boos as Eraser sides under the ropes as Leo slides out of the ring. Eraser goes over to the corner and climbs up on the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd. The cameras zoom in on Erasers face with the black paint and then red and white craw marks

James: Introducing from Tampa Bay, Florida, weighing 289lbs, Eraser. Crowd boos loudly

Walks out to Dope by Debonaire and he does the HHH water bottle thing and then he walks down to the ring over the top rope and does the spin around 2 sweet sign like Kevin Nash.

James: Introducing from Toronto Canada, weighing 325lbs, Blade Crowd Cheers

The lights go blue, as "The Imperial March" starts over the speakers. General Leo walks out from the back to an expensive looking fireworks show. The fans cheer as he walks to the ring with his sword in hand. He steps in and the lights go up.

James: Introducing from Washington D.C., weighing 235lbs, General Leo. Crowd Cheers

Report: Leo wants to fight Eraser but Kidd starts the match. Leo starts the match with a quick arm drag. When Kidd gets up Leo hits a double leg takedown. Leo grabs the arm and locks in a hold. Leo holds the hold for a few moments before taking his knee and driving it into the triceps of Kidd. Kidd gets up and is greeted with a snap suplex from Leo. Leo makes a quick tag to Blade. Leo grabs Kidd and whips him to the ropes. On the return Leo drops to the mat and as Kidd hops over he is greeted with a big boot from Blade. Blade picks Kidd up and body slams him down. Blade stomps twice at Kidds head. Kidd gets up and locks up with Blade. Both men struggle with each other looking to see who has more strength. Kidd is able to use Blades power against him and slips in an arm wrench. Kidd goes for the kick but Blade ducks under and clotheslines Kidd. Kidd hits the ground hard and takes a breather before getting up.

Stanyer: Kidd is shaking the cobwebs out.

Blade grabs Kidd and and gives him a club to the neck. Eraser is asking for the tag. Kidd grabs Blade by the neck and goes for a chokeslam. Blade elbows Kidd in the face breaking the hold. Blade grabs Kidd and lifts up into a drop suplex. Blade measures and hits an elbow drop. Kidd gets up and the two men circle each other before locking up. Kidd manages to pull off a neckbreaker. Eraser wants in and Kidd obliges by tagging him in. Eraser gives Blade a knee lift and follows with a falling suplex. Blade gets up and Eraser locks up and hits a shoulder breaker. Blade hits Eraser with a double axe handle and Eraser hits him back with one. They both exchange brutal hits on each other. Eraser hits a European uppercut which stuns Blade. Eraser grabs Blade and pushes his head down before underhooking both arms which results in a backbreaker. Blade gets up and holds his back. Eraser follows up with a side suplex. Eraser grabs Blade from the behind and hits a sideslam. Leo wants in and starts trying to get the crowd to cheer on Blade. Blade gets up slowly and Eraser uses this to his advantage and picks him up for a Spinning Back Drop. Eraser grabs Blade by the back of the head and sets up and delivers a pump handle slam.

Dawg: Blade is definitely feeling the cumulative effects of his previous matches with The Showstopper. Blade accepted this match without any rest period.

Eraser pulls Blade from the back of the head and gives him a big clothesline. Then, Eraser pulls Blade from the back of the head and gives him another big clothesline. Eraser pulls Blade again. This time he points at Leo before hitting a big clothesline. Leo steps in but the ref quickly tells him to go back. Eraser lifts Blade up again and hits a cannon ball buster. Eraser covers. 1.... Eraser sees Leo coming in so he pulls Blade head up stopping the count. The ref tells Leo to leave the ring before he can get close to Eraser. Eraser pulls Blade to his feet. Eraser attempts to put a sleeperhold on but Blade resists and gets his arms in the way. Eraser grabs Blades head pulls back and hits a reverse ddt. Eraser mocks Leo, and tells him that he is The Game. Leo is pissed off and desperately wants to be tagged. Blade slowly gets up. Eraser and Blade lock up and Eraser irish whips but it is reversed and Eraser is sent to the opposite of the ring and on his return Blade drops to the mat and Eraser hops over and when he reaches the other side of the ring Leo pulls down the ropes and Eraser flies over onto the floor below. Leo does a running flying elbow and hits Eraser. Leo picks up Eraser and hits a Release tiger suplex. Kidd runs up to Leo and nails a Flying Lariat. Eraser climbs back in the ring. Blade attacks Eraser with a Fireman Carry Pancake (Blade Neck Breacker). Blade goes to tag Leo but Leo is just getting up from the attack from Kidd. Eraser grabs Blade and lifts him for a falling suplex bring Blade back to his side of the ring. Eraser tags in Kidd. Kidd and Eraser pick up Blade from the behind and execute a Neck Breaker Back Drop. Kidd lifts of Blade into a Bodypress to frontslam. Kidd covers. 1....2.... Blade manages to get his shoulder up. Kidd grabs Blade and send him into the turnbuckle. Kidd does a Jumping Cresent kick and Blade slumps down. Kidd tags Eraser. Both men lift Blade into a tree of woe position. Both men take a step back and hit a sidekick to Blades back. Eraser taunts to Leo, telling him to come in and fight.

Stanyer:Leo's smart enough not to play into Erasers mind games.

Eraser brings Blade to the middle of the ring. He pulls the big man up and kicks him in the stomach, then puts Blades head between his legs and signals to the crowd with a raise of his right arm -- Leo runs in and clothelines Eraser before Eraser was able to go any further. The ref kicks Leo out of the ring. Blade takes advantage of the situation and hits a BackSide Slam. Blade slowly goes to tag Leo and is successful. The fired up Leo comes in and Eraser is on the ground and is on his hands and knees asking Leo not to do anything. Leo is completely focused on Eraser when Kidd comes in with a Benoit Clothline and hits Leo. The ref escorts Kidd out. Eraser tags Kidd soon as he exits. Leo gets up and is pissed that Eraser won't fight. Eraser is smiling, knowing he pissed off Leo even more. Kidd grabs Leo and sends him to the ropes and hits a spinning ddt. Leo gets up and hits a belly to belly suplex on Kidd. Eraser comes in and telegraphs a massive punch which Leo ducks under and hits a gargoyle suplex. Kidd gets up and Leo hits a northern lights suplex. Eraser rolls out of the ring. Kidd gets up and hits Leo with a side haymaker. Eraser starts to come in again and Leo grabs Kidd and whips him at Eraser. Eraser falls to the outside. Leo looks at the ref and tells him that was a legal tag. The ref doesnt argue and Leo slides out of the ring. Leo grabs Eraser and throws him back in the ring. The ref kicks Kidd out of the ring.

Dawg: This is what I been waiting for.

Leo does a snap suplex which he holds on to and is able to get two more in. Eraser gets up but Leo is waiting and hits a stalling overhead belly to belly. Leo runs over to Kidd and gives him a forearm which knocks him off balance as he falls to the floor. Eraser kicks Leo in the stomach, and he bounces off the ropes and hits a spiked DDT. Leo gets up and delivers a picture perfect Strong sambo suplex. Eraser breaks away and gets up fast. Leo comes at him and Eraser gives him a evil spinebuster. Eraser applies a triangle hold but Blade comes in and breaks the hold. The ref kicks Blade out. Leo gets up and hits Eraser with a underhook BTB suplex.

Stanyer: Leo dishing out suplexes left and right

Dawg: Leo is a suplex machine

Eraser gets up and hits a dvd on Leo. Leo is on the ground and Eraser locks in the LINE (walls of jericho). Blade comes in and pushes Eraser down. Kidd comes in and tackles Blade through the ropes. Leo gets up and slaps The Shock on Eraser and goes for the pin. ...................1 Kidd grabs Blade by the neck and delivers a chokelsam. .......................2 ......................3 Kidd turns around and sees Leo won it. Kidd climbs in the ring and grabs Leo and hits a Hangmans DDT. Blade gets up and grabs a chair. Kidd turns around and welcomes Blade in. Leo leaves the ring. Eraser tells Leo to get back in. Blade and Leo are outside the ring and the ref comes outside and raises their hands. The Imperial March theme hits as they walk down the aisle.

Leo & Blade d. Kidd & Eraser
16:36 Pinfall

Stanyer: Leo and Blade pick up the win, but Eraser & Leo will have a war next Sunday.

The Ultra Tron lights up with secret footage that wasn't shown on Armageddon� But it doesn�t show the persons� All you can see is a door, with a big old gWo sign on it.

Person 1: "I don�t think we�re supposed to do this� I mean, don�t we have something better to do? Like write books or something?"

Person 2: "Damn it� I go along with every last one of your corky ideas, why can�t I have a little fun. Jesus."

Person 1: "Ok, ok, you win. But I don�t think the gWo likes us, because they kept attacking us for no reason because of those Russian guys."

Person 2: "Who?"

Person 1: "I�m the one who doesn�t remember anyone, remember?"

Person 2: "No."

Person 1: "Whatever. Lets get this over with."

A hand reaches over and knocks on the door.

No answer

Person 1: "I told you this was a stupid idea."

Person 2: "Here, let me try."

Repeat action

Person 1: "Trick-o-facking-Treat!"

The door opens, and it�s Travis Right

Travis: "You have to be kidding me� Sabre and Big Poppa?"

Big Poppa: "In the flesh."

To the fans� delight, it is Sabre and Big Poppa, the dynamic duo of idiocy. The camera pans over to Sabre and Poppa.

Travis: "What do you want."

Sabre: "Uh, candy. I know you just got back, but seriously, it is Halloween you numnuts."

Big Poppa: "Yeah, so hand it over. Come on, do it because we�re all champions here."

Travis: "I, err, we don�t have any candy� For you."

Sabre: "What? I could have sworn I saw that Walrus guy come back with some major candy-age from this locker room."

Travis: "I gave him the rest of MVD�s M&Ms."

Big Poppa: "S(*T!! We just missed it, Sabre. I told you that this was a bad idea. We should have it this locker room before the Bathroom break."

Sabre: "I really needed to go."

Big Poppa: "Oh be serious, you know you could have held it in."

Sabre: "Nuh-uh."

Big Poppa: "Uh-huh."

Sabre: "NUH-UH."

Big Poppa: "Yea�"

Travis: "If you guys don�t�"

Big Poppa: "Stay out of this Future boy."

Sabre: "Yeah, this is between me and the big man. And by the way, what�s up with the future thing?"

Big Poppa: "Yeah, how could you be from the future? And how come no one likes you? If I were from the future that�d be so cool, and everyone would like me. You must be a real� Moose. Anywho, are you sure you don�t have anything for us?"

Travis: "Let me check."

Travis Right goes inside. Sabre starts to take something out of his bag.

Big Poppa: "No, not yet! He may give us something good. And I thought I told you not to bring that."

Sabre: "You�re not my boss, you�re just my partner in Paptizing."

Travis Right comes bearing signed autographs of the entire gWo.

Travis: "I don�t do this much, since your are fellow champs�"

Sabre takes a chair out of his bag and hits Travis Right in the head, and runs. Big Poppa begins to run, but walks back and takes the photos. He catches up to Sabre around the corner.

Big Poppa: "Sabre! I told you NOT to do that."

Sabre: "And I told you that you�re not my boss."

Big Poppa: "But that completed my hit list collection!"

Sabre: "Shoot, why did you say anything."

Big Poppa: "� Because I had no idea you were going to hit him with that damn chair. We�re going to get in trouble if you hit every last person with your chair."

Sabre: "I haven�t hit everyone."

Big Poppa: "What about Tedison? He gave us good stuff, and you knocked him out cold."

Sabre: "He gave me an evil eye."

Big Poppa: "� Then what about Pellington? He�s our best pal. He just didn�t have any candy for us."

Sabre: "I saw that bugger with a lot of candy the other day. I asked him what he was up to, and he said, and I quote, �Getting ready for Trick-or-Treators.� Now, he didn�t have any candy left for us, prolly cause he ate it all."

Big Poppa: "Hmm� I don�t think it was his fault. I remember seeing Walrus and Eojicaltasjit-whatshisface running off with a bag full. Now that I think about it, I remember seeing them every place just before us."

Sabre: "But that doesn�t mean that the other 20 people I hit with my chair didn�t deserve it."

Big Poppa: "Wait! I got it Sabre! I figured out why we only have signed autographs of those gWo guys� Mr. Walrus tricked me! He dressed up as Mr. Moose, and then took my candy-plan out of my pocket, and ran off with it. That sly fox, I�m going to paptize him soo bad."

Sabre: "But� You mean� All those people� I hit them with� Oh crap! I�m in big trouble."

Big Poppa: "Stop worrying about yourself Sabre, it�s time we worry about us! Those crazy monkeys STOLE our candy, and I want it back."

Sabre: "I say we find them and hit them with chairs."

Big Poppa: "No, I don�t think that�ll suffice. I say we challenge them to some sort of match�"

Sabre: "� How about a chair match?"

Big Poppa: "Ok, seriously, what is up with you and chairs? Don�t you think you�ve done enough damage already? Sabre, give me the chair."

Sabre: "What? No!"

Big Poppa: "Sabre, I�m only going to say it 30 more times, so get ready� Give me the chair."

Sabre: "No."

Big Poppa: "Chair."

Sabre: "No."

Big Poppa: "Give me the chair, give me the chair, give me the chair, give me the chair, give me the chair, give me the chair, give me the chair�"

Sabre: "Ok, ok. You can have the chair."

Sabre hands Poppa the chair, and Poppa begins to swing at Sabre.

Big Poppa: "I�m just screwing with ya."

Sabre: "That wasn�t funny."

Big Poppa tosses the chair somewhere, and begins talking to Sabre about revenge as the Ultratron fades out.

Dawg: Those two goons went trick or treating as well as Eiji & Walrus?

Stanyer: It looks so, it seems they kept some footage back from Armageddon.

Dawg: Anyway, can we carry on with the show?

Stanyer: Yes we can, we have an Extreme Title match, where Streetlyfe challenged Xuway to a submission match. Which in my opinion is career suicide. Xuway is the Master of Submissions for a good reason.

Submission Match
Streetlyfe v Xuway Zanchu
Referee: Chris Regan

Streetlyfe comes out of the entrance and spits a mouthful of Cristal, and hops around the stage

James: Introducing from New York City, weighing 230lbs, The Original Gangsta, Streetlyfe.

The lights go pitch black for several seconds before several spotlights circle the crowd. Then as the loud bells toll from AC/DC's Hells Bell all the spotlights focus on the entrance where the sadistic Xuway Zanchu is being carried on a throne by his loyal slaves to the arena. The tron shows the Chinese martial arts expert Xuway Zanchu ripping apart limbs on various PWF opponents using his devastating TAFKAG. They show his victory winning the Hardcore and Extreme Belt and Master of Submission Title. The giant Xuway steps in the ring with a kendo stick which he swings wildly at the booing crowd leaning over the ropes screaming "I am the best damn Hardcore wrestler here and I have the most feared move in the PWF. Noooooobody can survive the TAFKAG." Xuway puts his weapon down than he takes off his self appointed hardcore crown. He rolls his eyes back so only the whites appear as he meditates with tai chi while waiting for the bell to ring.

James: Introducing from The Orient, weighing 392lbs, Xuway Zanchu.Crowd boos

Report: Streetlyfe squares up to the big man and slaps him hard in the face. Xuway then grabs him by the throat and throws him halfway across the ring. Streetlyfe rolls out of the ring holding his throat. He reaches under the ring and pulls out a Steel Baseball Bat. He rolls back into the ring. Xuway charges at him and Streetlyfe goes low and drives the belt into his legs. Xuway flips over holding his knee. Streetlyfe then moves in for the kill and starts to smash the belt as often as he can into the knee of Xuway, who rolls out of the ring to his feet, but goes down on one knee because of the damage done to the other knee. Xuway stands up, but is struggling, he rolls back in the ring and Streetlyfe stomps away on him, but Xuway pulls himself to his feet. Once Xuway is to his feet, Streetlyfe attacks the knee again with hard kicks, but Xuway manages to grab one kick only to be hit by an Enziguri. Xuway manages to hold his ground and only turns away holding his face. Streetlyfe quickly hits a chop block to the back of the injured knee of Xuway.

Stanyer: I'm caught totally by surprise, the Original Gangsta has come in with a battle plan, take out the knee of the big man.

Dawg: And it's a sound battle plan, they are both the same size when they are on the mat, so Xuway doesn't have his size and leverage advantage.

Streetlyfe attempts to lock in a Boston Crab, but Xuway uses his power to flip Streetlyfe over. Xuway pulls himself to his feet, gingerly checking his knee. Streetlyfe gets up, but Xuway kicks him hard in the gut and then sends him to the ropes, but Streetlyfe comes off with a Dropkick to the Knee taking Xuway down once again. Streetlyfe picks up Xuway, but he is caught with the Xuway Dragon Driver (Reverse Armbar) and Streetlyfe has to scramble to reach the ropes. He rolls away holding his shoulder. Xuway gets to his feet and smiles. He goes to lift up Streetlyfe, but he gets in a low blow, giving himself time to roll out of the ring and grab a Steel Chair. When Streetlyfe gets back in, Xuway is back up. Streetlyfe cracks the chair over his head. But Xuway simply flicks his long hair back and stares into the eyes of Streetlyfe. Xuway then charges Streetlyfe looking for the TAFKAG takedown, but Streetlyfe cracks the chair over his charging head, and then smashes it over the injured knee. Xuway somehow stays on his feet. Streetlyfe drops the chair and then hits a Drop Toe Hold driving Xuway's face into the chair and then locks in his knee and locks on the STF.

Stanyer: A Gangsta using a Submission move, now that is rare. It's like the odds of Gambino performing a Judo Throw, just ain't gonna happen.

Dawg: Well it looks like he has been training just for this submission match, he has Xuway locked in well.

Xuway uses his upper body strength to pull himself forwards and finally reaches the ropes, but not before Streetlyfe has done plenty more damage to Xuway's injured knee. Xuway is struggling to get to his feet. Streetlyfe is enjoying this and kicks Xuway in the knee to stop him getting up. Streetlyfe waits for Xuway to pull himself up and then kicks him in the knee again putting him back down. Streetlyfe now gets cocky and starts to show off. He starts an elaborate motion of his feet as Xuway gets up and then he goes to kick Xuway in the knee, but Xuway explodes at him and knocks Streetlyfe's Leg away as he charges and takes Streetlyfe down for the TAFKAG. (Ultimate Armbar). Streetlyfe tries to resist the inevitable, but it is not long before even the Gangsta is tapping out to the TAFKAG.

Xuway d. Streetlyfe
5:48 Pinfall

Stanyer: Streetlyfe dominated the match, but it only takes that one move, the TAFKAG, and Xuway can make it feel like your arm is about to be snapped in half, you'll be tapping in no time.

{Commercial Break}

**Three kids are playing �dice� on a street corner**

Billy- �Where�s the cream filling?�

Tom- �That�s a stupid commercial.�

Jack- �Is not!�

Billy- �Yeah! Hostess RULES!�

Tom- �No!�

Jack- �Yeah!� **Begins to cry**

**Suddenly, Sabre and Big Poppa come out of no where.**

Big Poppa- �What seems to be the problem, boys?�

Jack- �Ta-tom said Hostess is stupid.�

Tom- �No I didn��

Sabre- �I think I heard enough. Poppa, you know what to do.�

**Big Poppa and Sabre whip out rings put them on their fingers, and yell out**

Sabre and Poppa- �PAP-IZE!�

**There�s a big poof of smoke, and when it clears, corny music plays and Big Poppa and Sabre are dressed up in �superhero� costumes.**

All Three Kids: �Whoa! It�s Moonsault Man and his partner Purple Paptizer!�

Purple Paptizer: �That�s right kids! It�s time to stop your silly fighting over those fatty hostess treats!�

Moonsault Man: �Yeah! It�s time to have a new hip after-school snack that everyone will agree on.�

**Enter superhero music.**

Voice- �That�s right, prepare to eat Sab-Pops! The next generation of treats! Moms and kids alike approve of these natural flavored suckers. With two �Super� flavors, Moonsault Maroon and Paptize Purple, you are sure to enjoy.�

**Big Poppa and Sabre hand Sab-Pops to the kids**

(all kids)- �Thanks Moonsault Man and Purple Paptizer.�

Big Poppa- �No problem citizens. Just don�t trip over your shoelaces.�

(everyone)- �Bahahahahahaha.�

Voice- �Sab-Pops are brought to you by the makers of Moose-flakes. Sab-Pops is a trademark of DSM and Co.�

{End Commerical}

The camera cuts to Big Lou, Mad Mike, Inmate and a figure in the shadows deep in conversation.

Mad Mike: Tonight you two *points to Inmate and Lou* are gonna get rid of the monkey on Inmate's back so we can focus on EotW.

Big Lou: i hope them mother fuckers gots something in'em so it ain't a waste of our time.

Inmate: I don't care about the win. I need to vent, teach these low-lifes not to mess with us, them and the rest of the PWF, I didn't come here to be a low card jobber. I did my time, now i'm getting what i deserve, and that's some mother @#%$ gold.

Guy in Shadow: Join the club.

Inmate: We just made that club. And by the way things are going. Powers, Pitbull, gWo, Outkasts, and anyone who wants to get in our way, is gonna be doing hard time on Death Row.

Mad Mike: Kick there ass, then kill'em,

Big Lou: Let's go Friez. You two know the plan, when we win, or if we get macked, fire away.

They nod as Lou and Inmate leave the locker room and the camera cuts to Pitbull with Johnny Mayhem

Silas "The Pitbull" Parish is standing with PWF interviewer, Johnny Mayhem, prior to the tag team match.

Pitbull: "Lets get this little interview going Mayhem, I still have to finish getting ready."

Mayhem: "No problem. I just want to ask you a few questions about the tag match tonight and such."

Pitbull: "What about it?"

Mayhem: "Well, what are your thoughts about the match, your opponents and your partner?"

Pitbull: "Thats easy. About the match, any chance I get to kick a little ass and prove there is more than meets the eye, is a damn good thing. Although I'm not big on tag team matches, cuz more often than not my partner loses it for us, I think it'll be brutal. As for my opponents, well what can I say about them that can actually be aired on television? Big Lou, I don't know you, I don't care to know you and I have no beef with you. But make no mistake, I'll kick your ass if I get the chance. Inmate 90210, or whatever you call yourself, you I have a problem with. I'm gonna take your head clean off and hand it back to you. You've never beaten me cleanly, ever, tonight, you get yours. Is that all Mayhem?"

Mayhem: "You forgot to comment on your partner for tonight. Maxwell Powers."

Pitbull: "I didn't forget, I have no opinion of Powers. We've hardly ever crossed paths and I don't know a whole lot about his career. If he stays out on my way and backs me up, I'll return the favor for him. Plain and simple. Now, I have to finish getting ready. Take a hike Mayhem."

Mayhem: "Good luck."

Silas enters his dressing room and Mayhem leaves.

Stanyer: Well that match is next......

The arena lights go out and blue strobes begin to flash as "Put a label on a life put a lable on a lifestyle put a label on the way you wake up every morning and the way you go to bed everynight."(from Linkin Park - High Voltage) At that moment two white flares burst out from the entry way and Blackbird makes his way to the ring

Blackbird: "I came here tonight to bring you bad news. You all know I was in the old PWF from day one till it closed, and won the World Title. And I was in the new PWF from day one. But it seems that my battles in many feds have finally taken their toll. And the time has come for me to retire."

Crowd boos, but then silences to let Blackbird finish

Stanyer: This is a sad day indeed, a PWF legend is ready to hang up his tights.

Blackbird: "However, there is no way I am going out with a short speech, oh hell no, I'm Blackbird, the king, prince and pauper of Extreme. So I propose that my career comes to an end at The End of the World. In a match that last time signalled the end of the PWF."

A buzz goes around the crowd as they realise what Blackbird is proposing

Blackbird: "I propose that tomorrow night, we re-create the one match that no other fed has ever dared to do. The Triple Tier Hell in a Cell."

A massive cheer comes up from the crowd

Blackbird: "There is only one problem with a match like this, who will want to face me. Well I throw out the challenge, although I have a sneaking suspicion I know who will accept."

Blackbird and the crowd await the challenger

All of a sudden, "96 Quite Bitter Beings" by CKY hits over the loudspeakers and out from behind the entryway walks Bloodbath. As he makes his way down to the ring, the fans begin to go wild. He gets into the ring and takes the microphone away from Blackbird.

Bloodbath: "Blackbird, you know that I can't resist a Hell In A Cell match with you. And when you suggest a Triple Tier HIAC for End of the World, it is like waiving a steak in front of a hungry wolf. So, I accept your challenge for a Triple Tier Hell in a Cell match at End of the World Pay-Per-View."

The crowd erupts with cheers as Bloodbath accepts the challenge.

Bloodbath: "But, before I beat the hell out of you in that cage, I wanted to congratulate you on your great career here in the PWF and I wanted to wish you luck in the future. I know that we've had our differences in the past and we have our share of battles, and they were great battles. And at the End of the World, it will be no different. This match should be one of the greatest of all time!"

Bloodbath extends his hand towards Blackbird and Blackbird returns the gesture. The crowd goes wild as the two men shake each other's hands in the middle of the ring.

As the two men shake hands the lights go black. Hells Bells hits the speakers and spotlights pan over the crowd and land on the entrance way where Xuway Zanchu stands. Xuway walks down the aisle with the mic in his hand.

Xuway: Now don't expect me to tell you Good Luck. And don't expect me to wish you a great retirement. Personally, I plan on breaking your damn arm so you can always remember yourself as a Freakin' LOSER.

crowd boos

Xuway: Everyone will remember your last words being I QUIT.

Crowd boos heavier

Xuway: See, the thing is that although you WISH you were the Extreme Champ you are not. And I can admit that you have made some decent Extreme matches in the past- the flaming tables may have been my toughest fight. But I am the Extreme Champ now. SO this kind of match cannot exist without me. But Blackbird cannot define the rules of an Extreme match. Only the Extreme Champ can. Therefore, Blackbirds request for a Triple Tier HIAC is denied.

crowd boos loudly

Blackbird and Bloodbath look at Xuway in shock

Xuway: Listen you rejects-that is why I am telling you that there will be a Triple Tier HIAC. Since I am declaring the rules, the Extreme Belt will be on the line.

Blackbird and Bloodbath both smile

Xuway: Its too bad no one else in the PWF is tough enough to go to the Extreme. But I don't blame them- they are all terrified of the TAFKAG

The stage explodes in a wave of fire, "Meaning of Life" cranks over the loudspeakers, and The Majin walks out, as steaming as the stage, with a mic in his hand. Standing on the stage, the music fades out.

The Majin: "No one tough enough, eh Xuway?"

Xuway: "and you are?"

The Majin: "Your damn right I'm tough enough. I'm more than tough enough. The question is, can you handle.....me? You see Xuway, the way it must be, is you will be facing me at the End of the World, and I'm afraid that I'm not letting you get away that easily"

The crowd cheers at the thought of this match actually coming true.

The Majin: "So on September 11, 2001, at the End of the World PPV. In a Triple Tier Hell in the Cell Match"

The crowd goes wild

The Majin: "for the PWF Extreme Championship"

Crowd going nuts

The Majin: "It will be Blackbird, It will be Bloodbath. It will be....will be.... what's your name again?"

Crowd laughs as Xuway gets pissed off

The Majin: "AND THE MAJIN!"

The crowd grows hysterical with cheers. "Meaning of Life" hits. The Majin walks to the backstage area. Xuway storms out, Bloodbath leaves the ring area, and Blackbird stays to take in the crowd from the middle turnbuckle, the crowd still going wild, as the cameras go to ........

Stanyer: That match is going to be a spectacle to behold, you weren't here Dave, but I was, I remember vividly DeMoN falling through the cell and destroying the ring before Eraser reclaimed the World Title. It was the scariest match I have ever witnessed, and also one of the greatest. A match that went down in history, and next Sunday, it will be no different.

{Commerical Break}

[Scene starts with a country-guy in overalls and such in the middle of a grass field.]

Uncle Tom: �My fellow Americans� Many�a years ago, my pa took me out to get my first enema. I won�t say it was my favoritest humdinger of an experience, because it ain�t. It was terrible. I was on yonder toilet for at least 4 hours. Now, it�s my turn to take my child, well, he�s ma�boy but he�s also ma�nephew. It�s a long story, and I�m afeard I don�t have the time to tell ya�lls about my experiences as an Alabama child.�

[Theme Music Starts]

High Pitched Voice: �Uncle Tom found a horse, he named him Jerky and called it a dork. But then one day he needed an��

Uncle Tom: �Uh Bob? I dun-not cue the music yet. I dun-not. Hot-dog it�s hard to find good people in these parts. Anywho, I�m going to getta this here point I�m a�trying to make. Enemas aren�t friendly to your caboose, and they aren�t friendly to mine. People CLAIM that our economy is down, People joke about our stockmarket� Well, it�s time we unite and show the rest of the world that we�re MERCANS, and we can do just �bout any-humdinger-of-a-thing we want. Let�s be proud and support good old fashion �Mercan products, like mine! �Uncle Tom�s Enema-gic� is the soon to be pride of the Uuu-nited States of America. Even those damn yankees can use my product, cause they�re almost as �Mercan as me� � Sweet Mother of Ge-Joseph Saint Charlie. Bob, that�s the music cue you horsesh��

[Theme Music] High Pitched Voice: �Uncle Tom found a horse, he named him Jerky and called it a dork. But then one day he needed a fork. So he stuck it up the head of a cow, and then he found the magic flow-er.

The Magic flower spoke to uncle Tom, told him good about this song. It said to take pride in the United States, and make a product that makes them go wa-ow.� [End of Music]

Uncle Tom: �I reckon you gets the rest. So after I talked to the Magic Flower, I came up with my product. I�m still not sure what it is, but the Magic Flower told me to make it, and for the sake of my fellow �Mercans, I did. Holy Frog-Jumping Ape Crackers Bob! Why, I didn�t know you know PWF Superstar� Matt Van Dam!�

[MVD comes onto the screen]

MVD- �Uncle Tom, let me take over from here. Now, at first, I saw this brand new enema product and I thought, �Wow, where can I buy one?� but Uncle Tom said he needed someone to test it out��

Uncle Tom: �And by golly, Matty loved it. He recommended it to the Current PWF Tag Team Champions, and here�s what they had to say.�

[Quick cut to Sabre and Big Poppa sitting in a room. Poppa has Enema-Gic box in his hands.]

Big Poppa- �I�m not going to lie to you guys, I�ve hand MANY enemas in my lifetime. I can only guess that I�ve gone through over 200 of them, and again� I�m not going to lie to you, Uncle Tom�s was the crap��

Sabre- �� Best he ever used. Big Poppa has an eye disorder that causes his bowel movements to function incorrectly. As this chart shows, the Eye fluids dropped .4% and allows a monkey-like acid to excape into his lungs, and then his heart stops for a second and it starts and stops and� Yeah. So that�s why WE choose Enema-Gic for Poppa�s problems��

[Back to Ted and MVD]

Uncle Tom: �Well, you�ve heard it from the� Person who has an eye disorder that many �Mercans like yourself don�t even know you have. Go on down to your local pub or pharmacy and get try out Enema-Gic. I promise that you�ll feel like brand new, it�s an Enema-Gic guarantee.�

Announcer- �Enema-Gic, the American way to be.�

[Enema-Gic is a trademark of DSM and Co. Enema-Gic is the proud sponser of PWF's Big Poppa.]

{End Commerical}

The camera returns to the Armageddon Footage that has been playing throughout the night. Eiji is standing in the middle of the Methods of Mayhem locker room when Mr. Walrus comes rushing out of the bathroom with something in his hand.

Eiji: You've...got to be kidding me.

Walrus is standing in the doorway, holding up.....a spandex duck suit with feathers draped all over it.The mouth hole is where the person's head will stick out, with the beak surrounding the person's face. Walrus seems very excited.

Eiji: I'm not wearing that.

Walrus: What are you talking about? This thing is hilarious!

Eiji: I'm not going to be made a fool of just to satisfy your need for humor. I haven't gone trick-or-treating since I was 14 years old and I don't plan on going out this year.

Walrus: Come on Eiji. Just try it on and see what you think. It's for a good cause.

Eiji: And what cause would that be?

Walrus: Uh...well...my craving for candy apples and Snicker's bars. Just do it.

Eiji breathes a big sigh, shrugs his shoulders, and grabs the costume from Walrus. He makes his way to the bathroom and closes the door behind him. Walrus is so excited, he can be seen jumping up and down with glee. A few minutes later, the door opens and Eiji walks out. Walrus' eyes bulge out as he falls to the ground holding his stomach, unable to contain his laughter. Eiji looks like he is going to rip Walrus' throat apart, obviously embarrased.

Eiji: I told you once and I'll tell you again. I'm not wearing this.

Walrus: (still on the ground) Why not!? It's awesome!

Eiji looks down at his groin area.

Eiji: It's just that it's so uncomfortable.....I feel like I'm on display.

Walrus manages to get to his feet, and walk across the room where he picks up a few pillowcases. He throws one at Eiji, and starts to walk toward the hallway.

Eiji: Walrus? Walrus where are you going? You're....you're not seriously going are you? Come on! Walrus! Damn.

Eiji has no choice but follow Walrus on his foolish quest. After about a half an hour or so, the camera crew catch up with the duo once again coming down a hallway backstage. Both of their pillowcases are basically full to the brim. The two are carrying on a conversation when they notice two other trick-or-treaters coming down the hall to meet them. After closer inspection, the pair reveal themselves as Big Poppa and Sabre. Poppa adorns a cowardly lion suit while Sabre is dressed as one of those crazy monkey things that the wicked witch of the west has for lackies.

Walrus: Poppa! Sabre! How's your trick-or-treating going?

Big Poppa: Pretty damn sweet. Got myself a whole garbage bag. And I mean one of those big green ones, not one of those black copycat pieces of @#%$.

Sabre: Hey Poppa, how is it that I only got half a bag, and you got a full one?

Big Poppa: Uh....you ...must've....ate a bunch of it...and...uh....didn't realize it.

Sabre squints at Poppa, attepmting to discern the actual truth of the statement. But before he can come to a final decision, Poppa interupts his train of thought.

Big Poppa: Anyway, how'd you guys do?

Walrus: Well we did okay. Would've done better if the Polander over here **Points at Eiji** stopped complaining about everything. The Polish are such wussies.

Sabre: True. I once knew a Polish chap, and he took a mental breakdown all becuase some guy burned his barn down and lit flaming crosses on his lawn. What a baby. Oh yeah, and his wife was kidnapped too.

Walrus: Some people just can't cope with everyday life.

Eiji is watching all of this with pity, obviously feeling sorry for the three of them.

Big Poppa: Hey, why don't you guys back to our locker room with us and we can scope out our candy together!

Walrus: Sounds like a plan. What do ya say, Jube Jube? You up for it?

Eiji: (sarcastically) I can't wait. I will try to control myself.

Big Poppa: Excellent, let's go.

The four men enter the tag champs' locker room and dump all of their candy on the floor in the middle of the room. They each search through each other's stash for a bout 20 minutes or so, trading different things and admiring the goodies. Suddenly, Eiji realizes that all the candy has somehow been piled up into one huge stash in the middle.

Eiji: Uh, guys? How do we know who's is who's?

The four men look at each other, then Walrus begins grabbing handfulls and stuffing them down his pants, trying to get all he can before he makes a run for it. Eiji manages to calm him down and he puts it all back.

Sabre: Why don't we just break it up into four sections and we each get one.

Eiji: But then someone could get all the good stuff while another gets stuck with the @#%$ pile.

Big Poppa: I say we thumb wrestle for it.

Walrus: I second that.

Eiji: We can't thumb wrestler for it! We've got to think of a logical plan where we all get what we deserve.

Walrus: (jokingly) Heh, we could have a dumpster match on Havoc, where the dumpster is full of candy. And the winner of the match gets all the candy. Heh.

Eiji: That's.....actually not a bad idea.

Big Poppa: That's main event material right there! Walrus you're a genious!

Walrus: I am? Oh..I mean...I am! That's what my mom always said anyway.

Sabre: So it's settled then. Dumpster match on Havoc, and the winner gets all the candy.

Eiji sighs and looks to the ceiling.

Eiji: I knew that this trick-or-treating thing was a bad idea.

Camera fades.

Dawg: Tell me I did not just hear that.

Stanyer: You did.

Dawg: A Dumpster Match, with the dumpster full of candy? Who comes up with these things?

Stanyer: Mr Walrus.

Dawg: Well, I suppose he is insane.

Stanyer: Well that will be later I guess, it will be interesting to say the least.

Dawg: I wonder if they will let me have any of the candy....

Stanyer: Anyway, it's time for our next match, as Maxwell Powers & Pitbull take on Big Lou & Inmate.

Inmate & Big Lou v Maxwell Powers & Silas Parish
Referee: Mark Johnson

The South African Flag appears on the Ultra-Tron before Ode to Joy plays, Sir Matthew Powers walks out first, followed by Maxwell Powers. Both men taunt the crowd and get booed for it, they ignore the boos and walk off towards the ring, Maxwell climbs the turnbuckle and poses again, and again gets booed, both men ignore the crowd again.**

James: Introducing, from Johannesburg, South Africa, weighing 310lbs, accompanied to the ring by his father, Sir Matthew Powers, Maxwell Powers.

"Come out and Play" by The Offspring begins to play increasingly loud through the arena speakers, heralding the arrival of "Pitbull" Silas Parish. Several scenes of a pitbull on a chain, barking and straining to get loose, play on the TitanTron as the words SILAS PARISH slowly appear at the bottom of the screen and PITBULL appears at the top. Suddenly, a series of pyrotechnic explosions erupt down the right side of the ramp and back up the left side as Silas steps through the backstage curtain and into view. He pauses at the top of the ramp, his eyes locked on his opponent in the ring. He cracks his knuckles and makes sure the tape around his hands is tight, his gaze still locked on the ring. Then he begins to stalk forward. About halfway down the ramp he breaks into a run and slides into the ring under the bottom rope, quickly getting to his feet well before the bell rings.

James: Introducing from Vancouver, Canada, Silas,"The Pitbull" Parish. Crowd Boos

Natural Born Killaz blast on the stereos throughout the arena then you see on the titantron "N.B.K. ALL THE WAY!" in red blood type letters. Big Lou makes his way to the ramp. Big Lou then raises his Louie ville slugger in the air and slowly raises his head up and all of a sudden red flames from the right and green flames on the left side shoot up in the air. Big Lou then enters the ring and goe over the top rope, Big Lou climbs up the turnbuckle with the Louie ville slugger high in the air.

James: Introducing from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing 270lbs, Big Lou. Crowd Boos loudly

"Amityville" by Eminem hits as Inmate walks down to the ring, he has an angry look on his face as slides into the ring and then climbs the turnbuckle and raises both arms to the crowd.

James: Introducing from Amityville, Maine, weighing 279lbs, Inmate 61969

Report: Big Lou and Powers start out the match, they tie up and vy to overpower each other, Powers succeeds in taking Lou into a headlock. Lou pushes Powers into the ropes and tries to use the momentum to push him off, but Maxwell's grip is tight and he holds on. Lou then manages to get in a couple of rabbit punches to loosen the grip and this time pushes Powers off into the ropes. Lou charges in with a clothesline, but Powers ducks underneath, they both carry on into the ropes and Powers flips Lou over with a destructiver Powersline. Surprisingly, Lou is quick to pull himself to his feet and then gets scoops up and hit with a Sideslam. Powers tags Pitbull and then holds down Big Lou as Pitbull leaps over the top rope and hits a Slingshot Bodysplash. Pitbull then hooks the leg for the cover. .........................1 ...........................2 ....................... Lou kicks out. Pitbull picks up Lou, but Lou uses his strength to lift up Pitbull over his shoulder and then slams him down with a Spinebuster before collapsing himself. Big Lou then rolls over and reaches out to tag in Inmate. He comes in and helps Pitbull to his feet and then hammers him with a big right hand. Inmate follows up with a series of right hands knocking Pitbull into the turnbuckle and then continues with stomps and punches knocking Pitbull down in the corner. Inmate walks away and then comes charging back in with a hard knee to the face of Pitbull. Inmate then pulls Pitbull up and slams his head into the turnbuckle. He does it again and then hits a couple of shoulder blocks, and then rakes Pitbull's eyes across the top rope. Inmate gives Powers a two fingers salute prompting him to try and get in the ring, Mark Johnson goes over to stop him as Inmate tags in Lou and then two start to stomp down Pitbull in their corner. Inmate leaves the ring and Powers reluctantly goes back to the apron. Mark Johnson turns around and asks if there was a tag, Big Lou ignores him and pulls Pitbull out of the corner and hammers him with a right hand before slowly twisting him around to hit a hangman's neckbreaker.

Stanyer: This one is not going to be a pretty technical wrestling match, these four men like to brawl, I'm surprised this one wasn't made a No DQ match, as it will need something like that to hold these men back.

Lou makes the cover. ........................1 ..........................2 .......................... Pitbull kicks out. Lou picks Pitbull up and holds him as he tags Inmate. Lou then kicks him in the gut and the two men lift him up in the air and then guillotine him across the top rope. Pitbull rolls around holding his throat as Inmate covers. .......................1 ...........................2 .......................... Pitbull kicks out. Inmate picks him up, but Pitbull gets in a couple of rabbit punches only for Inmate to grabs him around the waist looking for a Belly to Belly, but Pitbull rolls around the back and hooks the head of Inmate and hits the Pitbulldog. Pitbull and Inmate both stay down, Pitbull manages to roll over and tags in Powers. He comes in and hits the Black Hammer on Inmate to knock him back down just as he was getting to his feet. Powers then pulls Inmate up to his feet and locks in a headlock and hits an uppercut. Inmate staggers into the turnbuckle holding his jaw. Powers follows in and hits a couple of hard shoulder blocks, and then some nasty knees to the stomach. Powers then lifts Inmate up to the top turnbuckle, and climbs to the 2nd rope with him. Powers then hooks up and delivers a Superplex. Powers lays down to catch his breath and then rolls over for the cover. ......................1 ........................2 ......................... Inmate kicks out. Powers pulls Inmate to his feet and then holds him as he tags Pitbull. Powers then lifts Inmate onto his shoulders as Pitbull climbs to the top rope. Powers stands up straight facing away from Pitbull as he dives off the top rope and takes Inmate off Power's shoulders into the Pitbulldog taking Inmate down to the canvas. Pitbull quickly covers. .....................1 ......................2 ....................... Big Lou comes in and breaks up the count.

Dawg: Beautiful Double team from Pitbull & Powers, they would be a great tag team, don't you think?

Stanyer: Well, I don't know if anyone, even Pitbull can put up with Maxwell Powers' constant rants and raves at just normal citizens.

Mark Johnson stands in the way of Big Lou as he tries to attack Pitbull. Who quickly takes advantage of this situation and begins to bite Inmate, who quickly shakes him off and then checks his face. Pitbull pulls Inmate up to his feet and tags in Powers. The two come in and send Inmate into the ropes, Powers lifts Inmate up and spins around to hit the Spinebuster as Pitbull comes off the ropes and hits a Leg Drop. Powers pushes forwards for the cover. Mark Johnson won't make the count until Pitbull leaves, much to the anger of Powers, Pitbull rolls out of the ring and the ref makes the count. ......................1 ........................2 ......................... Inmate kicks out. Powers gets up and starts to argue with the referee, stalking him into a neutral corner. Pitbull then shouts at Powers who turns to see that Inmate is up and going for a right hand, Powers ducks under and then goes for the The Decline (Stalling German Suplex), but Inmate blocks it and hits the Death Sentence (Stone Cold Stunner) out of nowhere.

Stanyer: The Death Sentence has been passed, but Inmate needs to make a tag, and fast.

Dawg: Powers is also looking for the tag.

Both men crawl to their corners and make tags at the same time. Lou comes in and nearly takes Pitbull's head off with a clothesline. Powers is trying to pull himself up on the apron so Lou kicks him off it with one viscious kick to the gut. He turns his attention back to Pitbull and hits a couple of right hands before he sets him up for the Mafia Bomb. But when in the air, Pitbull counters with a few punches to the head forcing Lou to drop Pitbull to the floor. Pitbull then hits a couple of big right hands and sends Lou to the ropes, but Lou reverses and hits a release Flapjack. He calls Powers into the ring from the outside and hits him with a couple of right hands, Inmate on the apron hits a right hand as Powers turns towards him. Pitbull comes charging back in, but Lou kicks him in the gut and then hits the Mafia Bomb. Big Lou covers. ..........................1 ...........................2 ..............................3!!!!

Big Lou & Inmate d. Powers & Pitbull

Stanyer: Powers & Pitbull looked impressive, but this match was just a little too difficult for them.

Dawg: I wouldn't say that.

Stanyer: Well folks we do have some news for you, Confirmation of a match everyone has been expecting to be signed, Homicide will face Travis Right for the US Title next Sunday at The End of the World III. But it's not just a normal match, not it will be a 2 out of 3 falls match. We don't have any info as to whether these three falls will be special or not. We will keep you informed. We also have news that two more matches have been confirmed, Inmate, Powers and Pitbull will compete in a Hardcore 3 way dance. And Loki v Golgotha has been signed as a Strap Match. Should be a very interesting night.

Dawg: Good, so Travis can finally teach that idiot Homicide a lesson, he shouldn't spy on the gWo.

Stanyer: We'll see you after the break with the Dumpster match.

{Commerical Break}

The Camera fades to a desert road at Noon, and there�s a solitary Motorcycle speeding down the deserted Highway. After a few second he pulls over and takes off his helmet, revealing himself to be The UAW Champion Big Daddy Cain. He pulls out a can of Coke and enjoys.
The picture then cuts to a cliff with a solitary tree on a dark and stormy night two men are hanging from the tree. One from each branch, the camera slowly zooms in to the sounds of the waves violently crashing against the cliff. The picture stops to reveal the men as Belthazar and Kaltuul better known as the First and Last XHWF Tag Team Champions and First NMW Tag Team Champions, The Tides Of Darkness. There eyes start to glow red and Belthazar lifts his arm with a can of coke in his hand and drinks it. Kaltuul lifts his arm with a 20 oz. Bottle of coke in his hand and he drinks his then the camera zooms out very quickly as lightning strikes the tree. And the screen flashes bright white.
The camera changes scenes again to a locker room where Inmate 61969 is standing with his MOW E World Championship Belt, Someone off camera tosses him a bottle of Coke and he opens it and drinks the entire thing
*The Camera the quickly and repeatedly flashes through each man�s profile from several angles while the announcer speaks*
Announcer- Big Daddy Cain, The Tides of Darkness, Piccolo Friez, winners, Champions, The best of the best what do they all have in common. They all drink Coca-Cola. Do you want to win? Do you want to be a Champion? Drink Coke.

{End Commerical}

Power G and the Real McCoy enter the arena to Zombie Nation. They both stop at the top of the ramp, while the crowd boo's. McCoy laughs and then they both walk down to the ring. Power G slids in while McCoy uses the steps. McCoy stands in the middle of the ring with his mic while Power G is standing to his right.

McCoy: Oh, how I love the sound of boo's. You know the story about the girl at school who is always treating a boy bad. Not because she hates him but because she likes him. The same is happening here. Most of you love the gWo but are afraid to admit it.

The crowd boo's again.

McCoy: Haha, thanks for proving me correct. You may be wondering why I'm here. I'm here because of a certain member of the PWF who, for the last several weeks, has been annoying me greatly. He knows who he is. I'm here because Power G wants to challenge him. G wants to challenge him to a match at the next PPV for the gWo title. Now, I've tried to stop G from challenging him because to be honest, G deserves a better match than the one he wants at the PPV. G should be facing Crusader for the World Title but he adamant that he wants the gWo title back.

McCoy: So DarkStorm. Power G wants to face you. But he wants a little twist to be implemented into the match. He doesn't want any old match. G wants to make it even tougher for him to win. Amazing eh? He wants to face you in a........LADDER MATCH! That's right, you heard me. A ladder match for the gWo title.

Crowd cheers at the mention of a Ladder Match.

All of a Sudden two lightning bolts come from the rafters cutting McCoy off, and "Click Click Boom" by Salvia hits and the crowd errupts in cheers, and out of the smoke of the pyros going off comes DarkStorm. He has his Lightweight title over his shoulder and in the oppsite arm he is carrying a ladder. He walks to the right side of the entry way and sets the ladder up, he calls for a mic and someone throws him one

DarkStorm: "PeeWee Tower, and the real singer of "another night", wait a minute, isn't that a woman that sings that song, so McCoy I have to wonder did you name yourself after a 80's singer, or did you just change.....your...way of doing things.....I picked up a little something on my way to the ring, *Storm motions to the ladder* yea its about 15' tall, steps on either sides, and wait, is that what I think it is, yeap, sure is, *storm spins the ladder around to see a picture of Power G on one of the rungs of the ladder*....its a picture of power lil' wee.......*Storm steps on the rung with G's picture on the rung and the tape on the picture sticks to Storms boot, storm jumps down and the tape is still up there*...........I have seemed to of stepped in a big pile of bullshit, oh my bad, tis only G's face......then again, they both show up onthe bottom of my shoe, they both smell."

DarkStorm: "Power G, you want a ladder match with me at the PPV, there's only one thing to say, I want you to practice saying these few words.......do you want fries with that sir............cause your day job just don't seem to be working for you......"

After that sentence "Click Click Boom" plays as Storm looks in the ring as McCoy and G are pacing around the ring infuriated, and Storm is just sitting back laughing. DarkStorm then backs through the curtain and McCoy and G make their way to the back as the crew begins to push out the dumpster filled with Candy.

Dawg: Finally, Power G gets a chance to rightfully regain the gWo Title.

Stanyer: You mean the Lightweight Title.

Dawg: No, I mean the gWo title, it belongs to the gWo, and it belongs to Power G, and he will reclaim it, and hold it forever.

Stanyer: If you say so.

Dawg: I don't say, I know.

Stanyer: Well it's time for our Dumpster match, I've never called a Dumpster full of candy match before, ever, and I have a sneaking suspicion, this might be the last.

"Trick or Treat Dumpster Match"
Eiji Jubei & Mr Walrus v Big Poppa & Sabre
Referee: Carlton Rock

The lights begin to dim and the fans quiet down in anticipation. The words "Real Show" fade in and out on the dark UltraTron, and the lights suddenly turn on and fire works blast off as a customized version of Limp Bizkit's My Way starts up

James: "Coming to the ring at this time, at a combined weight of 515lbs, Big Poppa and The SabreMassive Cheer from the crowd

The audience goes mad as Big Poppa and Sabre emerge through the Havoc curtains. They do a air-guitar taunt to the tune of the song, and they Big Poppa dances down to the ring as Sabre walks down hi-fi-ing all the fans

The lights in the arena dim as "Methods... of... Mayhem" flashes across the Ultra-Tron. "New Disease" by Spineshank kicks in and the lights begin strobing. "Sandstorm" flashes on the screen in gold letters. Sandstorm's image flashes in the middle third of the screen, then fades and "Mr. Walrus" flashes in blue letters. Mr. Walrus' picture flashes on the left third of the screen, then "Eiji Jubei" flashes in red letters. Eiji's picture flashes on the right side of the screen. "MoM" flashes in gold letters, then images of the MoM members hitting various moves on opponents are shown. Below the Ultra-Tron, Mr. Walrus and Eiji Jubei emerge from behind the curtain. Eiji walks to the right side of the stage, and Walrus goes to the left. Simultaneously Eiji raises both arms in the air and Walrus begins to "Do the Walrus", causing a shower of golden sparks to rain from the top of the Ultra-Tron. Walrus and Eiji meet at the top of the ramp and high five, then head down the ramp and climb into the ring. They mount opposite corners and pose for the fans before heading to their corner to await the beginning of the match.

James: Making their way to the ring, at a total combined weight of 348 lbs, Eiji Jubei and Mr. Walrus, the Methods of Mayhem

Report: Eiji and Poppa start out the match. Poppa ties up and uses his massive weight advantage to push Eiji into the turnbuckle. Poppa then hits a couple of right hooks and then sends Eiji to the opposite turnbuckle and then follows him in, Eiji slingshots over Poppa, who stops himself from running into the turnbuckle. Eiji then hits a couple of quick forearms to Poppa and then pulls him out to send him to the ropes, but Poppa reverses and scoops up Eiji only for him to counter with a Flying Head Scissors, Poppa gets up dazed and Sabre tags him on his back. Sabre jumps over the top rope and charges at Eiji only to get taken over by a beautiful Japanese Arm Drag. Sabre rolls through to his feet. The two Light-heavyweight's circle each other. On the apron, Mr Walrus is standing right next to the dumpster, he looks down at it with eagle eyes and then looks to see if Eiji wants a tag, he sees that he doesn't and bends down to pick up some Candy, but Sabre sends Eiji into the ropes and knocks Walrus into the Dumpster. Eiji comes off the ropes and gets knocked down by a Flipping Dropkick. Eiji gets up and staggers backwards into his corner and holds his hand out expecting a tag, when he gets nothing, he looks around for Walrus. He is nowhere to be seen, Sabre takes advantage and attacks from behind with a forearm. Sabre pulls Eiji out and jumps up to hit a Hurricanranna. Sabre then picks up Eiji and tags in Poppa. The two send Eiji into the ropes and hit a Double Arm Drag. Walrus pops his head out of the Dumpster with a bar of candy in his hand, his mouth full with a bite of the candy, and his mouth smeared with chocolate. He sees that his partner is in trouble and slides into the ring, but he takes his candy with him. He hits Poppa with the candy bar covering his forehead in chocolate. Poppa walks away wiping the chocolate off his face. Sabre hits Walrus with a right hand and then sends him to the ropes. Walrus comes off with a Flying Forearm. Walrus then springs off the middle rope and hits a Moonsault.

Stanyer: That isn't something you see very often, a wrestler eating Candy during a match.

Dawg: If he loses, he'll have to give it back, as it would be Sabre & Poppa's candy.

Stanyer: I can't see them asking for it back myself.

Poppa grabs Walrus from behind and goes for the Paptizer (Sleeper Drop), but Walrus blocks it and then hiptosses Poppa over. Eiji has got back up and goes to his corner. Sabre does the same. Walrus pulls Poppa up hitting him with right hands, he then goes to throw him in the dumpster, but Poppa grabs the top rope and blocks it, then elbows Walrus in the stomach and then hiptosses him over the top rope into the dumpster. But rather than try to get out, Walrus climbs into the dumpster and starts to look through the candy available. Poppa holds his arms out as Eiji springs off the top turnbuckle to catch Poppa with a Missile Dropkick to the back knocking him through the ropes into the dumpster. Immediately Walrus offers him some Candy, Poppa knocks the Candy away. Walrus offers him a different one, Poppa knocks it away again and can be clearly heard saying "I don't want any Candy". Walrus then rummages around for a moment and then holds out what appears to me a small moose doll. Big Poppa takes the doll and looks at it in complete amazement. He then drops the doll and grabs Walrus and pushes him through one of the side doors on the dumpster, candy spills out with him. Meanwhile Sabre and Eiji have been fighting in the ring. Sabre is in control and is executing a Side Suplex. He climbs to the top rope and then hits a beautiful Corkscrew Senton Splash. Meanwhile Walrus is now sitting outside the dumpster eating the candy. Big Poppa dusts himself off and climbs onto the apron.

Dawg: Walrus will make himself ill if he eats anymore of that stuff.

Stanyer: We don't want him to puke all over the ring.

Dawg: He'd better not come over here, he's fine where he is.

Sabre picks up Eiji, but Eiji gets in a headbutt to the gut and then hits a headlock takedown and then jumps up and hits a leg drop across the throat. Eiji then quickly comes off the ropes and hits a Flipover Senton Splash. Eiji waits for Sabre to get up and then hits a running Spinning Wheel Kick knocking him back into the turnbuckle. Eiji quickly lifts him up and then springs to the top rope and hits a Frankensteiner. Sabre quickly rolls over to his corner and reaches up to tag in Poppa. He comes in and walks into a Heel Kick from Eiji which stuns him. Eiji waits for Poppa to get up and then kicks him in the stomach and sets him up for the Whiplash, but Poppa pushes him away into the ropes and then locks in a Sleeper before hitting the Paptizer (Sleeper Drop). Sabre comes back in and he and Poppa lift Eiji up and then toss him over the top rope into the dumpster. They then look for Walrus, who was by the side of the dumpster, but is now gone, and there is just a few empty candy wrappers there. Eiji is trying to get back out of the dumpster, but Sabre and Poppa knock him back in. Suddenly Walrus emerges from under the ring on the other side, behind Poppa & Sabre. He slides into the ring armed with Candy bars, he drops all the candy bars and runs over and Double Clotheslines both Sabre & Poppa over the top rope into the Dumpster. The referee rings the bell.

Eiji & Walrus d. Sabre & Poppa
10:35

Stanyer: Well that one was interesting to say the least.

Dawg: Well, Walrus gets to take home all of that Candy, what's left of it anyway, he seems to have eaten most of it during the match.

Walrus starts to run around the ring celebrating like a little kid, he rushes outside of the ring and tries to hug the Dumpster, he then tries to push it up the ramp on his own. Sabre & Poppa are climbing out looking a tad dejected.

Stanyer: Sabre and Poppa don't look too happy. I guess they were looking forward to eating all that candy.

{Commerical Break}

**The Fight Song by Marylin Manson plays in the background as scenes are shown from various PWF shows, and clips from several PWF Wrestlers entrances. Then a voiceover comes chimes in...**

Voice-"From MVD to Crusader, Poppa to Gambino...get the very same music that you hear on television during your favorite superstars entrance. Songs from groups like Godsmack, Limp Bizkit, Disturbed, Prong, Drowning Pool, and more!"

**Letters come onto the screen and list different artists on the album**

--Ja Rule, Eminem, Pantera, 311, System of a Down...--

Voice-"Also on the album, PWF's own superstars, Big Poppa and Sabre lay down the vocals on their recording debut...It's Paptizing."

**Clips from the Poppa and Sabre duet are played. Then more artists are listed across the screen**

--hits from artists such as Ozzy Ozzbourne, Papa Roach, The Bloodhound Gang, Metallica, and more...--

Voice-"Get your very own copy of PWF...the Music. Available from PWF Shopezone or wherever great music is sold"

**Poppa and Sabre are shown dancing around when Poppa looks at the screen and says....**

Poppa-"Get this today, check out our song, and you too can Paptize, just like me and Sabre here."

Sabre-"Um, yeah, what he said!"

{End Commerical}

Stanyer: Welcome back folks, it now time for our main event.

Main Event
Gambino & Crusader v Power G & Kevin Cage
Senior Referee: Mark Johnson

"Zombie Nation" by Kernkraft 400 plays as a Green Light descends upon the arena. The Entrance Lights flash along with the beat as the music plays. When the synth kicks in, Power G walks out with The Real McCoy as the lights flash various shades of green, both men are holding Microphones. Power G begins to hit himself to psyche himself up, before walking to the ring with the Real McCoy.

James: Introducing, from Holguin, Cuba, weighing 230lbs, Power G. Crowd Boos, but a number of cheers are heard

The lights go out in a sold out PWF Arena. Suddenly the lights flicker and "Privilege" by Incubus begins blasting through the speakers. Kevin Cage walks out as the crowd gives a loud chorus of boos Cage taunts the fans as he walks slowly to the ring. Once he reaches his destination, he steps through the ropes as the crowd's boos are heard.

James: Introducing from Chicago, Illnois, weighing 225lbs, Kevin Cage.Crowd boos loudly

The lights dim, as a drum beat kicks in. The drums rapidly increase in volume as the name GAMBINO flashes across the screen in silver lettering, while flames burn behind the lettering. Then, "Sickness" by Disturbed begins blaring through the arena, and a spotlight shines on the entrance. Gambino steps forward into the spotlight so he can be seen. He lowers his head and raises a water bottle above him, pouring it on his head and face. He spits some of the water out as he begins to walk forward towards the ring. Once he gets to the ring, he climbs in and walks to the corner. He climbs to the second rope, and raises his arms in the air, posing to the crowd.

James: Introducing, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing 245lbs, Antonio Gambino Crowd gives a monumentous Cheer

The lights go out and a series of light blue lights flash throughout the arena. Livin It Up by Ja-Rule blares over the pa followed by an explosion of fireworks similar to Y2J�s. Crusader's Ultra-tron has images of Harley Davidsons and biker babes transcending into one another. His entrance attire consists of a leather trench coat, dark sunglasses, and a du- rag rapped around his head. When he walks out into the entrance, he pauses and raises both fists in the air, proceeding to walk to the ring. Walking with a bmf walk, he climbs into the ring, while the lights are still out, and raises the lights with a fist in the air.

James: Introducing, from Palm Beach, Florida, weighing 299lbs, "The One" Crusader Chrome. Crowd gives a monumentous Cheer

Report: Crusader & Power G start out the match, they tie up, Crusader powers G into the turnbuckle and goes for a right hand, but Power G ducks underneath and hits a Knife Edge Chop. G then follows up with lightning fast chops to the chest before he hits one last big chop. Crusader then comes back with a big right hand which staggers Power G. Crusader throws him into the turnbuckle and then hammers him with body blows and shots to the face. He then whips him out and follows in, but G slingshots over and Crusader runs into the turnbuckle. Power G wraps his legs around Crusader and rolls him up from behind. ......................1 .........................2 ........................ Crusader kicks out. They both roll to their feet and the two former World Champions stare each other down. They tie up and Power G takes Crusader into a headlock, Crusader pushes him off into the ropes and then goes for a Back Body Drop, but lowers his head too early and gets a kick to the face. Power G then hits the Flash Kick catching Crusader clean on the jaw. Power G then tags in Kevin Cage. The two send Crusader into the ropes and then kick him in the gut and deliver a Double DDT. Power G then goes back to the apron. Cage makes the cover. .....................1 .........................2 ....................... Crusader kicks out. Cage picks up Crusader and delivers a Snap Suplex, he hangs on and pulls himself up and delivers another Snap Suplex, again he hangs on, but this time Crusader blocks and then delivers a Reverse Suplex. Crusader then stays down and crawls over to his corner and manages to tag in Gambino. The Commissioner comes charging in and unleashes a volley of right hands on Cage. He then sends him to the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Cage ducks and hits a knife edge chop and then a couple of forearms. But Gambino then lifts Cage up and Snake Eyes him on the top rope. Gambino then quickly mounts Cage and beats him down with right hands.

Stanyer: Gambino is in one aggressive mood tonight, he is really beating down Kevin Cage with those right hands.

Dawg: Is Gambino ever in anything OTHER than an aggressive mood?

Gambino pulls Cage up and then delivers a Vertical Suplex, he then tells Cage to get to his feet and then kicks him in the gut. He then sends him to the ropes and hits a High Back Body Drop. Cage gets to his feet and gets kicked in the gut and Gambino then hits a Jumping Piledriver. He covers Cage. ......................1 .......................2 ....................... Power G breaks up the count. Mark Johnson forces Power G back out of the ring. Gambino pulls up MVD but gets caught with a Low Blow while the referee was distracted. Cage then rolls Gambino up with a Small Package. .......................1 .......................2 ........................ Gambino just kicks out. Cage rolls forwards and tags Power G. He comes in and pulls Gambino up, he kicks him in the gut and then knees him in the stomach. Power G then delivers a Rib Breaker. Power G hooks the leg optimistically. .......................1 ...........................2 ........................... Gambino kicks out. Power G picks up Gambino and grabs his head and then delivers aggressive and fast knees to the face of Gambino, Power G then releases Gambino and he staggers backwards into the gWo's corner. Power G tags in Cage and the two of them take turns in delivering Knife Edge chops to Gambino in the corner. Power G leaves the ring as Cage pulls Gambino out and sends him to the ropes and then hits a Tilt a Whirl Backbreaker. Cage hooks the leg. .......................1 ..........................2 ........................... Gambino kicks out.

Stanyer: Gambino is a tough guy, but even he can't keep kicking out of pinfalls every five seconds, he has to do something, and quickly.

Dawg: How about laying on his back while the ref counts 1, 2, 3.

Cage picks up Gambino and places his throat across the middle rope. He then pushes Gambino down choking him. Cage pulls Gambino out and hits a Pendulum Backbreaker. Cage then holds Gambino over his knee and stretches his back. Cage then pushes Gambino off his knee and covers him. .......................1 ...........................2 ............................ Gambino kicks out. Cage pulls Gambino up to his feet and sets him up for a Russian Leg Sweep, but out of nowhere Gambino counters with the Gambino Facebuster. Both men stay down. Gambino slowly manages to drape an arm over Cage. .........................1 .......................2 ........................... Power G breaks it up, Mark Johnson sends Power G back to his corner, while he does so, Crusader rushes into the ring and drags Gambino closer to his corner then quickly go back to the apron. Mark Johnson turns around to see Gambino tagging in Crusader and then Cage dives to tag in Power G. Crusader charges in and smashes Power G down with a right hand, Power G bounces back up and gets another right hand. Again he bounces back up and gets a Short Arm Clothesline for his troubles. Crusader then sends Power G to the ropes and then grabs him and hits the Cruplex. (Belly to Belly). Crusader hooks the leg. .........................1 ..........................2 ........................... Power G kicks out. Crusader picks up Power G and sends him into the turnbuckle, he then follows in with a Flying Back Elbow drop, Power G staggers out of the corner and Crusader lifts him up onto his shoulders and hits a DVD. He covers again. ......................1 .........................2 .............................. Power G kicks out again.

Dawg: Crusader should know better, he knows what it takes to keep down Power G, he is one of the few to hold a win over him.

Stanyer: Indeed, Power G's record in Singles Competition is phenomenal, although his tag record isn't so great, except with MVD, with whom he has never lost.

Crusader picks up Power G and locks in a waistlock looking for a German Suplex, but Power G counters with a Mule Kick. Mark Johnson decides to let it go and Power G looks for the tag, and manages to tag in Cage. Cage comes in and clubs Crusader across his back. He then drives his knee into the kidneys a couple of times. Cage pulls Crusader up and then hits a Stunning Release German Suplex, with Crusader landing effectively on his head. Cage decides not to cover but instead locks on a Single Leg Crab. Crusader is close to the ropes however and forces the break. Crusader uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet holding his back. Cage hits a kick to the gut and then goes into a Pump Handle and delivers the Pump Handle Buster. Cage quickly hooks the leg. .........................1 .........................2 ........................ Crusader kicks out. Cage pulls Crusader up and then tags in Power G. He delivers a Backbreaker to Crusader holds him across his knee as Power G climbs to the top rope and then dives off with a Leg Drop to Crusader folding him over. Power G covers. ..........................1 ...........................2 ............................... Gambino breaks up the count. Power G pulls Crusader up and takes him across to the turnbuckle looking for the Tornado DDT. He swings around but Crusader manages to force him to land on his feet, Power G jumps up to try again, but this time Crusader Snaps Power G over and slams him onto the mat.

Stanyer: Crusader has got to make the tag to Kevin Cage.

Dawg: Why, he will still get beaten.

Crusader and Power G both crawl across the ring and make tags to their respective partners. Gambino comes in like a house on fire and stuns Cage with a series of right hands, he then follows it up with a whip to the ropes and then an awesome Jumping Clothesline. Gambino then waits in the corner for Cage to get up and then Spears him back onto the mat. He hooks the leg. .....................1 ......................2 ......................... Power G dives to break up the count. Crusader comes back in and throws Power G onto the outside, he follows him out and slams his head into the steel steps. In the ring Gambino picks up Cage and sends him to the ropes, Gambino comes off the ropes as well and wraps around Cage to deliver the Spinning DDT. Gambino hooks the leg again. ........................1 ..........................2 .......................... Cage kicks out. Gambino pulls up Cage, but he manages to go into a waistlock, but Gambino blocks the Suplex attempt and reverses the Waistlock and then hits a Full Nelson Gambino Facebuster. He hooks the leg. .........................1 .............................2 .............................. CRACK.

Dawg: It's MVD!!!!!

Stanyer: What the hell???? MVD is back!!!

The camera pans out to show MVD, with a bandage over his head, standing over a now flat out Gambino after hitting him with the Steel Chair. The referee rings the bell, MVD swings the chair at him and he quickly gets out of the way. Crusader comes into the ring but gets tripped up by Power G from the outside, MVD then cracks the chair over the back of his head.

Gambino & Crusader d. Power G & Cage
14:32 DQ

Stanyer: Come on, somebody has to stop this. Matt Van Dam has a sadistic look in his eye.

Dawg: Gambino did it to him earlier, now MVD is getting what he deserves, REVENGE!

MVD stands over Gambino and delivers three more chair shots to his exposed Skull. MVD then tosses the destroyed chair and stands over him and performs the 2 thumb taunt as the crowd boos non-stop. Power G and Cage get in the ring and the three stand over the two fallen men.

Stanyer: We are out of time folks, see you next week for The End of the World, Live on PPV.

***� 2001 PWF Entertainment***

Live from the Nutter Center Dayton, Ohio 3rd November 2001

Hardcore Tag Tournament - Quarter Finals MVD & ???? v Lords of Destruction Referee: Carlton Rock

Hardcore Tag Tournament - Quarter Finals Bloodbath & DarkStorm v The Ruff Ryders Referee: Morgan Black

Golgotha v Loki Referee: Chris Regan

Rex Chapman v Joel Cinder Referee: Duane Dibley

General Leo & Blade v Eraser & Kidd Referee: Morgan Black Credit Goatman

Submission Match Streetlyfe v Xuway Zanchu Referee: Chris Regan

Inmate & Big Lou v Maxwell Powers & Silas Parish Referee: Mark Johnson

"Trick or Treat Dumpster Match" Eiji Jubei & Mr Walrus v Big Poppa & Sabre Referee: Carlton Rock

Main Event Gambino & Crusader v Power G & Kevin Cage Senior Referee: Mark Johnson