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Freedom Hall
Louisville, Kentucky
Saturday November 16th 2002
Attendance: 17,368
Big Dave: Hello everyone and welcome to PWF Armageddon, we are live from the Freedom Hall in Louisville, Kentucky.
Poppa: And we've 17,000 fans hoping for a Paptizing of the highest order.
Big Dave: Whatever that is.
Poppa: Are you not familiar with the art of Paptizing?
Big Dave: Surprisingly, no. Anyway, we've a strong card for you tonight, opening with everyone's favourite wrestler, Solo.
Poppa: Since when has Solo been more popular than me?
Big Dave: Always, and it was a sarcastic comment.
Poppa: Whaddya mean, always?
Big Dave: He will be facing a tough match against Venom, who is scheduled to face Shockwave at the Rumble.
Poppa: ANSWER ME!!!!
"Dark Day's" by Coal Chamber hits the speakers as the quiets some. As Solo makes his way out the crowd boos at the top of their lungs. Solo takes a few glimpses of the signs out in the crowd then turning his attention to the ring as he head towards it. Once in the ring Solo reaches for a mic. Once the ring crew hands him one he turn his attention standing in the middle of the ring to chorus of boos.
Solo: "Yeah, yeah go ahead and waste your pathetic breath booing. It really doesn't make a difference if you boo at all. I couldn't give a rat's ass about you people. I come out here week in and week out to entertain you people. What do I get? Booed at because I do what it takes to win. So all you people can kiss my ass. I'm out here to take care of business."
Solo walks over to the edge of the ring jawing out with some of the fans. Returning to the middle of the ring with a pissed off look.
Solo: "For the past several weeks I been plagued by my past. Not only has Suicide have to dig up a piece of my past. He parades around each week with a belt that he never won let alone earned. It has been somewhat 3 years since I won that belt. Yeah you all know what belt I'm talking about. That's right the Hell In A Cell title."
Crowd seem a bit confuse and lost at what Solo has said. Nonetheless they begin to slowly pick up the booing.
Solo: "Suicide, since you want to claim to be the HIAC champion. Since you want to wear that title over your shoulders like a false prophet. Well I got something for you to think about. Oh yeah at the next PPV you and me one on one. Winner walks away with the title. Oh no, this isn't going to be a normal title match nor will it be a ladder match. Suicide! I challenge you to earn that title. In the very match that belt was fought for. HELL IN A CELL!"
Solo smirks a bit then throws the mic out of the ring. He turns his attention to the entranceway awaiting his opponent in ready stance.
All of a sudden the arena darken and the sound of hissing snakes can be heard throughout the building. Then green lights start to flicker and Seek and Destroy by Metallica hits and out walks Venom from behind the curtain. Venom makes his way to the ring taunting the crowd. Venom then slides in under the bottom rope and begins to taunt the crowd again as the crowd boos.
James: Introducing from Death Valley, California, weighing 297lbs, Venom.
Report: Solo dives straight in with a couple of hard right hands, but Venom takes it well and then comes back with a couple of hard rights of his own. The two men begin to hammer each other with hard rights, with Venom finally coming out on top and backing Solo into the corner. He then whips him to the opposite corner. Venom pauses for a moment and then charges in, but runs straight into Solo's outstretched boot. Venom staggers back, stunned. Solo charges and flattens him with a heavy clothesline. Venom gets up, holding his jaw. Solo connects with a heavy uppercut, sending Venom staggering into the ropes. Solo whips him to the opposite side and then goes for a clothesline, but Venom ducks it and then comes off the opposite ropes and takes Solo down with a spectacular flying clothesline. Solo quickly gets to his feet, but takes a boot to the gut, Venom then delivers a Vertical Suplex before floating over into a cover. ..1 2 Solo kicks out. Venom pulls Solo up, but he gets in a couple of elbows to the gut, knocking Venom away and then stands up. Solo boots Venom in the gut and then slides behind him and then drives him into the mat with a High Angle Back Drop. Venom slowly begins to get to his feet. Solo delivers a couple of right hands, sending Venom staggering around the ring. Solo paces over towards him, but Venom suddenly explodes on him, spearing him down to the mat and then unleashing a fierce volley of right hands. Venom gets off Solo and demands that he get to his feet. Solo gets to his feet and Venom grabs him around the waist and then drives him down with a Belly to Back Suplex. Venom goes for the cover. ..1 .2 Solo kicks out.
Big Dave: Two big strong tough guys in the same ring can only equal one thing, a brawl.
Poppa: It's always the same with these tough guy blokes, they always want to prove that they are the strongest, or the fastest, or can take the most punishment, WHY?
Big Dave: Think of it like this, if they didn't, then we'd be all out of a job.
Poppa: Errr Isn't it wonderful how these big tough guys always want to duke it out, eh?
Venom pulls Solo up to his feet and then scores with two hard right hands. Solo staggers around in a circle. Venom grabs his arm and goes for a short-arm clothesline, but Solo ducks it and then deftly slaps his arm across Venom's chest. Solo then drives Venom into the mat with an awesome T-Bone Suplex. Solo gets up and then he delivers a couple of stomps to Venom's chest as he writhes in agony on the mat. Solo paces around the ring with a cocky smile on his face, deliberating inciting the fans. Solo pulls Venom up to a chorus of boos, hooks his head, and then slowly turns him around before delivering a Hangman's Neckbreaker. Solo covers, pressing his forearm down on Venom's face. .1 ..2 . Venom shoots his left shoulder up. Solo pulls Venom up and throws him into the corner. He delivers a few hard right hands, putting so much effort in them, that they actually hurt his hand as well. Solo then moves to stomping Venom down into the corner before using his right foot to choke Venom. When Solo walks away, referee Duane Dibley gives Solo a lecture, which he completely ignores. Solo pulls Venom up from the corner and then delivers a hard boot to the gut. He then sets Venom up for a Piledriver. Solo pauses for a moment, taunting the crowd, and then delivers the Jumping Piledriver. Solo covers. 1 .2 . Venom just gets his shoulder up in time. Solo then pulls Venom towards the corner and then leaves him to climb to the top rope. As he climbs up, he takes time out to give the finger to a teenager in the front row with a "Solo Sucks" sign. Solo climbs up to the top rope, steadies himself, and then dives off with his famous Flying Elbow Drop. But this one isn't one of his spectacular moments, as Venom rolls out of the way and Solo crashes onto the canvas and rolls over clutching his elbow.
Poppa: You just witnessed a test flight for "Sabre-Air".
Big Dave: How long are you planning to hold that grudge?
Poppa: For as long as they'll keep me on air.
Big Dave: That long eh?
Poppa: Hey!!! You're not Canadian, you can't say "eh?"
Big Dave: My apologies, I didn't know it meant that much to you.
Both men slowly begin to climb to their feet as Duane Dibley is administering the mandatory ten count. Solo is up first and lashes out with a right hand, Venom staggers back and then launches into a big right of his own. Now Solo rears back and then goes for a 2nd right hand, but Venom blocks it and then floors Solo with a vicious Haymaker. Solo gets up, shaking the cobwebs from his eyes. Venom wastes no time and grabs Solo by the throat with both hands and lifts him up into the air, choking him. Duane Dibley gives Venom a 5 count, but it isn't needed as Venom tosses 280lbs across the ring as if it were a football. Solo gets to his feet, but is promptly crushed into a corner as Venom charges in with a stiff clothesline. Venom then scoops Solo up and locks him in the Tree of Woe. He walks away, pointing at the helpless Solo and getting the crowd behind him. He then charges in and then crushes Solo with an evil Spear. The impact was so severe, that it actually knocked Solo out of the Tree of Woe. Venom pulls Solo away from the ropes and makes a cover. .1 2 . Solo kicks out, but only just. Venom backs away, waiting for Solo to get to his feet and then Venom goes behind and then smashes Solo into the mat with an evil Full Nelson Slam. Venom hooks the leg again. ..1 .2 . Solo just gets his shoulder up. Venom backs away as Solo staggers to his feet and then charges in, looking to KO the loner with a Big Boot, but Solo ducks it and instead it is Duane Dibley, the poor referee, who takes the brunt of the blow. As the referee crashes to the outside, by the entrance way, Solo tries to surprise Venom with a clothesline to the back of the head, but Venom ducks down and promptly lifts Solo up and over the top rope and he crashes to the floor.
Big Dave: Duane Dibley is out, Solo is down on the outside ..
Poppa: And here comes Shockwave!!!!
Shockwave races down the ramp and slides into the ring. Instantly he and Venom begin to exchange right hands. Shockwave hasn't been in a brawl though, and easily wins the exchange and promptly lifts Venom up into a Fireman's Carry and then gives him Shock Treatment (F-5). Shockwave rolls out of the ring with a smile on his face. As he backs away from the ring, he backs right into Solo. Shockwave turns to face Solo, who doesn't say a word, he just boots him in the gut and gives him some Painful Memories (Stone Cold Stunner). Solo then pulls Duane Dibley up and pushes him back into the ring. Solo then climbs to the apron, and then begins to climb to the top rope. He dives off with his Big Elbow Drop, and this time connects. He hooks the leg, Duane Dibley is conscious enough to make a slow count. ..1 .2 3!!!!!!
Big Dave: Solo picks up a tainted win, and made sure the guy who helped him win, was punished for it!!! Weird.
Poppa: Perhaps he wanted to win the match without any help, it is possible you know.
Big Dave: Possibly, you never know. Anyway, it looks like the Venom/Shockwave match at the Rumble is going to be a seriously heated contest.
Poppa: No doubt about it.
Solo is about to head through the curtain, when suddenly a chair swings through it and lays him out at the top of the ramp. Suicide steps through the curtain, holding the chair, and staring straight at the fallen body of Solo.
Big Dave: Suicide!!!!
Poppa: That may not have been the best move for Suicide, Solo is not a man you want to piss off, his temper is notorious.
Big Dave: How would you know? You've never worked with him?
Poppa: I've been wrestling for what seems like forever, you pick up info like that.
Big Dave: I'll take your word for it.
Splinter is shown strolling around backstage, he appears to be heading to ringside. Tedison comes running up behind him yelling...
Tedison: Splinter! Splinter!
Splinter continues to walk until Tedison runs up in front of him, Splinter stops in his tracks and stares at Tedison
Tedison: Didn't you hear me calling you?
Splinter: Sorry, is Splinter supposed to pay attention to you?
Tedison: Errmmm yeah, I'm gonna interview you.
Splinter: Unlucky Tedison, your Extreme Champion is heading out to the ring to talk to the crowd for a change.
Tedison: Come on, what can you say out there that you can't say in an interview.
Splinter looks down at the floor irritated and then realises there is only one way to shut Tedison up
Splinter: Fine. You've got your interview.
Tedison: Great. You and Hanibal have been back and forth for the past couple of weeks, and the 'King Of Extreme' has had quite a lot to say about you.
Splinter: Firstly that jackass has no right to call himself 'The King Of Extreme'. So what, hes been in a Best Of 13 Glass Match and a 10 Pane Glass Flag match. He has never and will never hold the PWF Extreme Title and that is why he will never be what he proclaims himself to be. Secondly, the only one getting mamed and destroyed tonight is you Hanibal. When Splinter is in that ring with you and the bell is rung there is only one way out. Up. You can't escape Splinter tonight Hanibal. Its truly gonna be a brutal matchup between us, and the Hardcore Chair Swinging Extreme Champion of the PWF really, really can't wait to see your face when your body is ripped open by the barbed wire. Theres gonna be blood everywhere tonight, some of it mine and some of it yours. But when all is said and done Splinter will still be the PWF Extreme Champion. And that, Tedison, is a fact.
Tedison: Now you do know that whatever the result tonight, you two will be going one on one for the Extreme Title all over again at Rumble In The Bronx. What do you have to say about that?
Splinter: Pay Per View, Splinter vs Hanibal. Oh, the Hardcore Chair Swinging Freak has some nice stipulations sorted out for you this time Hanibal. When tonights match is over, and you're lying on the mat bleeding, you'll think 'Damn that match was extreme'. Well you'd be right, but its nothing to what Splinter has got planned for you at PPV. At PPV, when we go one on one all over again it will definately go towards your stupid 'King Of Extreme' thing. But Splinter ain't gonna announce the stips yet, hes gonna leave it as a surprise for Hanibal.
Splinter grins maniacally before laughing in an insane manor for a few seconds before his face returns to normal and he stares at Tedison all over again
Tedison: Are you fairly sure that you will be going into PPV with the Title?
Splinter: Splinter is the Hardcore Chair Swinging Extreme Champion of the PWF and he plans to stay that way for as long as possible. Splinter is gonna do whatever it takes tonight to defeat Hanibal and then he'll do whatever it takes at PPV to beat him all over again. Splinter has found his spark, his inspiration. That spark, that inspiration is this Title. This belt tels everyone in the PWF exactly what Splinter is capable of and Splinter is gonna show them all, again, that he is deserving of title when the Hardcore Chair Swinging Freak takes Hanibals ass and beats it all the way down to Nowheresville! Only one man is walking out of that match tonight. And that man is the Walking, Talking, Fighting, Winning, Hardcore Chair Swinging Extreme Champion of the PWF... Splinter!
Splinter walks off to make final preparations for his match, Tedison goes off looking for something to do
Once the intro to "Blood Stained" starts the lights go completely out except for a single dim crimson light. When the electric guitar riff cuts the intro off the dim crimson light brightens a very small amount and it begins to expand until "Blood Stained" starts proper, at which point the entire arena is filled with a crimson light that flickers on and off constantly. This is the point where Kilgore makes his entrance and he walks straight down to the ring, looking around him as he does with contempt. Once he is down by the ring he steps up onto the apron and then he walks over to the turnbuckle before stepping up onto the second rope and holding his arms up and his head down as if he'd been crucified. He then steps over the top rope and into the ring, bringing about the end of his entrance.
James: Introducing from Chicago, Illnois, weighing 280lbs, KILGORE!!!!
Kilgore walks across to the edge of the ring and aggressively shouts at the ring announcer to hand him his microphone. James Smith reluctantly walks over and hands Kilgore the mic, which he snatches away from him.
Big Dave: Looks like Kilgore has something to say before he fights Zion Crest.
Kilgore: "Before I destroy the "Dark Saviour", I want to explain why I wanted this match. And yes, it was me who demanded this match. It is a matter of respect, a respect for the traditions of wrestling, a respect for tradition of battle. Something which I have, and Zion Crest does not have. I faced Zion Crest not long ago, and just as I was about to claim yet another victory, it was stolen from me. The man who stole that victory from me, is no longer here, but the man who gained that victory, is here."
Kilgore pauses for a moment and paces across to the edge of the ring nearest to the ramp.
Kilgore: "A true warrior would not have claimed a tainted victory, there would be no honour in such a victory. But Zion Crest clearly has no honour, as he did indeed claim that victory. This alone, would not have troubled me, but there are others, who will not be named, who doubted me, they do not believe that I could defeat Zion. That is why I wanted this battle, to prove once and for all, that I am the better man, the better wrestler, and the better warrior."
Poppa: Damn, I wish my IQ was high enough to understand a word of what he was going on about.
Big Dave: You need a degree from Harvord if you want to understand some of the stuff Kilgore devises.
Thunder rolls across the arena as "Burning Inside" by Fear Factory and Static-X blazes through the speakers. The lights flash yellow then fade and die away, plunging the arena into blackness. As the music pounds away like a mental sledgehammer against the eardrums of the fans, lights on the stage begin to rise. Above them a burning halo appears on the screen and the crackling flame licks the edges of the TitanTron. The stage lights suddenly blast upward, creating a pillar of white-yellow light. Stepping out into this is the mammoth titan known as Zion. He stops for a moment and looks around at the crowd, raising one amr straight above his head. The other arm raises an hooks horizontally, creating an appendage cross. Zion begins his approach to the ring, somehow getting a microphone as he walks.
Zion: "Greetings once more Mr. Kilgore. It seems you and I have not yet finished our dance. As of yet though I am troubled. Again and again nothing comes clean..... just further proof of my need here! I am the cleansing agent for this federation Mr. Kilgore, and it seems my Lord has decreed that you are the first stain standing before me. In our first meeting your loss was attributed to another. Our second meeting was born and finished in chaos. I am not a fool, but neither am I a saint. A Saint must be one pure of heart and mind. One who dedicates their lives to the bettering of others through peaceful resolution. That is where I do not fit. I am a weapon, Mr. Kilgore, and a weapon needs to be used. Else why was it created? I see you understand."
Zion: "Now you must understand my reasons for returning to you. The business between us is far from finished friend. So I suggest that tonight settle the matter, once and for all. May the better man win....."
Zion climbs up the stairs and steps over the top rope, dropping the microphone to the outside as he steps up to Kilgore.
Credit: Splinter
Report: Zion and Kilgore stand in the middle of the ring, toe to toe. They both take a step back and engage in a test of strength. Kilgore overpowers Zion, hitting three hard knees to the gut followed by a big short arm clothesline. Zion starts to get up and Kilgore blasts him with another clothesline. Zion starts to get up again, Kilgore poses for the crowd before hammering Zion back with a series of knife-edge chops. Zion gets knocked back all the way to the ropes, Kilgore pulls him forwards a little by his hair and blasts him with yet another clothesline. Zion again starts to struggle up, Kilgore pulls him to his feet, lands a hard knife-edge chop and then hoists Zion up. He proceeds to plant The Dark Saviour into the mat with a huge falling powerslam. Kilgore jumps up to his feet and then drops a big elbow down on Zion, he jumps up again and drops a second elbow. Kilgore then drags Crest up, he slips behind and then drops Zion into the mat with a high angle backdrop, Kilgore doesn't release on impact thus resulting in a cover 1 Zion Crest kicks out. Kilgore gets up to his feet and then throws the recovering Crest to the ropes, on the way back Kilgore lifts him off his feet and plants him hideously with a pendulum backbreaker. Kilgore then backs off and waits for Crest to get up, Kilgore bounces off the ropes and comes running in, he takes Zion down face first into the mat with a bulldog. Kilgore then rolls Zion over and covers him in the middle of the ring 1 2 Crest kicks out just after the count of two.
Poppa: Kilgore just about gets a two count there, why did he bother?
Big Dave: Because he's beating the hell out of Zion and thought he'd get the three obviously.
Poppa: What an idiot.
Kilgore picks Zion up and then plants him straight back down into the mat with a savage reverse DDT. He then picks Crest up and sets him up for a hammerlock northern lights suplex but Zion knees him in the gut, gets his arm free and then plants Kilgore head first into the mat with a big DDT. Kilgore staggers up to his feet, Crest kicks him in the gut and nails him with a second vicious DDT. Kilgore gets up to his feet again, Zion grabs him and drops him to the right with an arm drag. Kilgore starts to get up again, Zion runs in and hits the Redemption (Hard Lariat) that sends Kilgore through a loop and down to the mat. Zion shouts to the crowd, he then covers Kilgore 1 .2 Kilgore just kicks out after the count of two. Zion gets to his feet and beckons Kilgore up, Kilgore struggles up, Zion kicks him in the gut and hooks one of his legs, he then drives Kilgore down with a mat shaking leg hook DDT. Kilgore bounces off the mat and rolls away holding his head in pain. Zion gets up to his feet once again and then starts to lay a few stomps across the back of Kilgore's head. Zion then picks Kilgore up and then lifts him off the ground with Repent (Double Chokelift), Zion proceeds to choke the life out of Kilgore. He then proceeds to slam Kilgore down on the mat. Zion then covers Kilgore 1 2 Kilgore kicks out.
Big Dave: Zion has really turned this match around.
Poppa: Yeah but he still ain't won it.
Big Dave: Yeah that takes time.
Poppa: Bah. Kilgore ain't that tough.
Big Dave: Errmmm, Poppa? Are you even watching the match?
Poppa: Huh? Match?
Zion picks the now fairly groggy Kilgore up and kicks him in the gut, he proceeds to plant him with a huge Rancor (Sit Down Powerbomb) into another cover 1 .2 Kilgore just manages to get his shoulder off the mat before the count of three. Zion then picks Kilgore up and throws him to the ropes, Zion throws a wild Redemption (Hard Lariat) but Kilgore ducks it, locks Zion up and then drives him down into the mat with the Black Sun (Full Nelson Into Modified Michinoku Driver)! The two men lay on the mat as the crowd chant vigorously for more, the referee starts to count the two men out 1 2 3 4 ...5 6 Kilgore starts to pull himself up on the ropes, Zion starts to push himself up as well. Kilgore poses for the crowd and then leaps in, dropping Zion hard with the Harbinger (Jumping Yakuza Kick). Crest lies on the mat in pain as Kilgore poses for the crowd again, he can feel his momentum building. Kilgore leaps up the turnbuckle, he poses for the crowd once again and dives off for the Shattered Skies (Guillotine Leg Drop) but Zion just about manages to roll out of the mat, Kilgore lands hard on the mat. He rolls away holding the base of his spine as Zion starts to pull himself up. Zion lays a few stomps across Kilgore's back. He pulls Kilgore up and then hits a big backbreaker that sends Kilgore down to the mat holding his spine. Zion then picks Kilgore up, he sets him up and lifts him into the air, he twists him into position and then drops Kilgore right on his head with the Destruction (Screwdriver)! Kilgore's head bounces violently off the mat, Kilgore lays there on the verge of consciousness as Zion covers him 1 2 3 No! Kilgore gets his shoulder up with split seconds to spare. Crest has an amazed look on his face, he is insisting to the referee that he got the three.
Big Dave: How the hell did Kilgore kick out?
Poppa: Slow count.
Big Dave: How the hell was that ever a slow count? You must be blind and deaf as well as stupid!
Poppa: Hey!
Zion lifts Kilgore up off the mat and kicks him in the gut. He then goes to lift Kilgore up into position for another Destruction (Screwdriver) but Kilgore won't budge. Kilgore then lands three hard shots to the gut of Zion Crest. Kilgore then throws Zion to the ropes, on the way back he hoists Zion up, whirls him around and then plants him viciously down onto his knee with the hideous Eradicator (Tilt-A-Whirl Gutbuster)! The two men collapse down to the mat exhausted once again, Zion is doubled up holding his gut in pain. The referee again starts the count out 1 2 3 4 ...5 6 7 8 Kilgore suddenly leaps up to his feet to a huge cheer from the crowd, he beckons Zion up to his feet. Zion gradually starts to pull himself up, Kilgore gets him and whips him. He doesn't let go and pulls Zion back and up onto his shoulders. He nods sadistically and then plants Zion Crest into the mat with the Eighth Sin (Fireman's Carry Into Spiked Fisherman's Buster)! Zion bounces off the mat and lies still as Kilgore covers him 1 2 3!
Big Dave: Its over! Kilgore gets the win!
Poppa: Guess it was an alright match. Was lacking something.
Big Dave: What?
Poppa: I dunno. The gWo maybe.
Big Dave: Please stop talking. Now.
Kilgore is up on the turnbuckle pulling his crucifix pose as Blood Stained plays. A red strobe is going off as Zion lies looking up at the roof of the arena. Kilgore jumps down and climbs over the ropes, he storms backstage as Blood Stained fades out, Zion lays there still unable to move as Armageddon fades to the next section.
We take it back to the Heelmaster. He is in his locker room packing his bags. As we cut in, he is angrily stuffing socks in.
Heelmaster: Fuckers cutting my match from the damn show. I'll show them all... First they take away my title, now they take away my damn match. Those bastards are about to find out why heels never lose...
Suddenly, there is a knock at the door. Heelmaster growls as he looks up. He stands up and storms over to the door, which he then opens. A stagehand stands there with a note.
Stagehand: This is for you sir.
Heelmaster snatches the young man's arm and puts him in an armbar to wrestle the note away. It's obviously quite uncalled for, but Heelmaster is in a really fowl mood. The young stagehand begins to scream in pain as Heelmast reads the note while holding onto the armbar.
Heelmaster: In the ring... Yeah... I'll be there.
Heelmaster pushes the stagehand to the ground and steps on him as he walks away. The camera fades.
The scene cuts to the locker room of Shockwave. He is seen sitting at a table writing on a peice of paper. Shockwave then signs the paper and seals it inside an envelope. Shockwave then walks out the door and see's a member of the PWF staff walking up the hall. He grabs him and puts him up against a wall. The man shakes in fear as Shockwave gives him a little grin.
Shockwave: You see this envelope.
Stagehand: Yes sir.
Shockwave: I want you to take this to Venom right now.
Stagehand: Yes sir.
Shockwave lets him go an he runs down the hall.
Big Dave: I wonder what was in the envelope?
Poppa: Perhaps some more of his cryptic verses?
Big Dave: Possibly, wait, Heelmaster is coming out, perhaps we will find out who this challenger is?
"Roots Bloody Roots" begins to play as Heelmaster steps out from the back. The fans boo him heavily as he stomps down the ramp. He grabs a microphone and slides into the ring.
Heelmaster: Cut my damn music!
The fans attempt to drown him out with boos.
Heelmaster: However is sending me these little love notes better show himself right about now.
The crowd continues to boo as nothing happens. Then, the lights darken. The Ultra-tron comes to life with the silhouette of a man. We can see the face, but cannot make out any discernable features.
Man: Heelmaster, tonight isn't the night to reveal who I am. However, I can assure you that I am a face from your past.
Heelmaster: You fucking coward! I'm gonna kill you!
Man: No my friend, you have it all wrong. You're going to face me, but you will not kill anything... except maybe for your career. I have it all taken care of. At Rumble in the Bronx, you and I will meet. In the Box. Your career here in the PWF will be at an end and your life... will be... uggghhhh... forfeit...
The Ultra-tron blacks out, leaving Heelmaster in the center of the ring, confused.
Big Dave: Who was that?
Poppa: He said he was a man from Heelmaster's past? That's a clue I suppose, but not much to go by.
Big Dave: I guess we will have to wait until the Rumble, and "The Box".
Big Dave: Welcome back, our next match is between Suicide and Shockwave, which should be a close contest.
Poppa: And of course, we should hopefully find out if Suicide accepts Solo's challenge for a Hell in a Cell match.
Big Dave: Indeed.
"Jumpdafuckup" by Soulfly hits and the fans erupt into cheers. Suicide makes his way down to the ring with the Hell in a Cell Title over his shoulder. He climbs into the ring and walks to the corner. He stands on the middle turnbuckle with the title over his head and flashes go off all over the arena. He drops down and slings the title back over his shoulder and grabs a mic from a member of the ring crew.
Suicide: "I was sitting in the back earlier when Solo was out here."
The fans boo at the mere mention of Solo's name.
Suicide: "I was sitting back there, listening run his mouth about how he gets booed every single time he comes out here. He kept talking about how he gets booed for doing what it takes to win. I think I fell asleep like the rest of the locker room did because i don't remember much of what he said, but I did catch some things."
The crowd laughs at a hockey-style chant of 'Suicide' starts up. Suicide paces around the ring with a smile on his face until the crowd quiets down.
Suicide: "Well Solo you miss this belt don't you? All I got to say is if you want this title back, you gotta earn it. This belt is worthless to me. It doesn't mean anything around here anymore. Solo you used to be feared everytime you stepped into the ring."
A massive boo arrises out of the crowd. The quiet down after a moment.
Suicide: "The key phrase there is 'used to'. I'm not afraid of you Solo. You want a match against me at the Rumble? Why Solo? Why do you want to face me? Oh big deal you think you have the upper hand because it's in the cell. You don't have shit on me. If you think I need to earn this damn belt by beating you in the Cell then so be it. I accept your little challenge."
The fans go crazy knowing the Cell will be at the Rumble.
Suicide: "At the Rumble, Solo, you and me will go one on one in the CELL! You will feel the effect. I will show you HELL IN A CELL!!"
The fans erupt into cheers as Suicide drops the mic awaiting his opponent.
Smoke fills the entrance way as Downfall by TRUSTCompany plays over the speakers. The arena goes black for about 3 seconds and then awoken by a loud explosion of fire. As Shockwave makes his way to the ring followed by his manager Jonathan Brooks. red lighs ficker on and off through out the arena. Shockwave then slides slowly under the bottom rope and takes his place in the center and looks up into the entrance way awaiting the arival of his opponent.
James: Introducing from Edmunton, Alberta, weighing 283lbs. SHOCKWAVE!!!!
Credit: Brendan Seeley
Report: The bell rings and Shockwave comes in with a head of steam taking down Suicide with a huge shoulder block, Suicide knips up and ducks a clothesline from Shockwave and sends him into the corner. Suicide runs in quickly and hits a spin kick to the sternum of Shockwave and then bulldogs him to the ground. Suicide tries to put Shockwave in the "New York Beating"(Ultimate Punching) but Shockwave rolls away and slides out of the ring catching his breath. The crowd gets behind Suicide as he begins to taunt Shockwave to get back into the ring, Shockwave flips some of the fans the bird and then slides into the ring. Suicide walks over and slaps Shockwave in the face sending him back against the ropes and then sends him in an Irish Whip, Shockwave bounces off the ropes as Suicide gets ready for a leapfrog. As Suicide jumps for the leapfrog Shockwave catches him and slams him hard to the mat with a spine buster. Shockwave lifts up Suicide and tries for a powerbomb but Suicide flips up and ddts him to the mat hard leaving both men on the mat out of breath.
Big Dave: What a turn around move by Suicide after that huge Spine Buster leveled him!
Poppa: Meh, I don't really find that amazing since Shockwave didn't have that move in full effect anyways
Suicide pulls Shockwave up to his feet and hits him with a couple of quick forearms before sending him to the ropes, he then snaps him over with a perfect Hurricanranna, but rather than hang on for the pin, he runs to the ropes and springboards off with a perfect 180 Springboard Leg Drop and lands perfectly on Shockwave. He quickly hooks the leg. .1 ..2 . Shockwave kicks out. Suicide climbs up to the top rope as Shockwave staggers to his feet. Suicide dives off and floors Shockwave with a perfect Missile Dropkick. Shockwave staggers up to his feet and Suicide quickly plants him with a perfect Northern Lights Suplex with a bridge. .1 .2 .. Shockwave just manages to kick out in time. Suicide pulls up Shockwave and sends him to the ropes, he goes for a Spinning Heel Kick, but Shockwave ducks it and then quickly hooks the head of Suicide to plant him in the middle of the ring with Reverse DDT. Both men take a few moments rest before they both begin to get to their feet. Shockwave scores with a right hand, but Suicide comes back with a right hand. The two men begin to exchange right hands until Suicide breaks the duel with a knee to the gut. Suicide then goes for a big Haymaker, but Shockwave ducks it and then scores with a Haymaker of his own that catches Suicide clean on the jaw, and sends him staggering backwards into the ropes. Shockwave then charges and Forearm Smashes Suicide over the top rope to the floor, and stylishly hanging onto the top rope so he lands on the apron. He immediately begins to climb to the top rope and then looks backwards at Suicide on the ground before diving off with a huge splash, crushing Suicide on the floor. Shockwave then rolls around feeling the after effects of his move.
Big Dave: Huge move by Shockwave!
Poppa: MVD would be proud of that one!
Shockwave is back up and he immediately rolls in and out of the ring to break the referee's 20 count. Shockwave drags a groggy Suicide to his feet and then rolls him into the ring. Shockwave climbs up and then immediately climbs into the ring as well. He waits for Suicide to get up, and then dives at him with what looks like a Cross Body Block, but Suicide counters with a Dropkick catching Shockwave in the gut and sending him crashing down hard onto the canvas. Both men stay down. Suicide is the first to make his way to his feet. He pulls Shockwave up and pushes him into the corner where he delivers a few kicks to the gut and then whips him to the opposite corner. He then runs in and does a Handstand hooks the head of Shockwave and looks for a Hurricanranna, but Shockwave has hold of the top rope, and is going nowhere. With his momentum lost, Suicide has no choice but to hold on with his legs, or fall on his head. Shockwave shows his strength by powering Suicide up and then carrying him to the middle of the ring where he plants him with a Sitout Tiger Bomb, he holds on for the pin. ..1 .2 Suicide gets his shoulder up just in time. Shockwave pulls Suicide up to his feet and boots him in the gut and then delays before hitting the Shock Bomb (Spiral Bomb). He hooks the leg. ..1 ..2 Suicide just gets his shoulder up. Shockwave pulls Suicide up and goes for the Shock Treatment (F-5), but Suicide counters with a Mule Kick. Suicide runs off the ropes and dives at Shockwave with a flying forearm but Shockwave ducks it and Suicide connects with the ref. Suddenly out of the back runs Venom as Shockwave pulls up Suicide for the Shock Treatment (F-5). Venom slides into the ring and kicks Shockwave in the gut before he can hit his move. Venom grabs Shockwave and hits the Venom Drop (Hangman's DDT) and then slides out of the ring before he shakes the ref, which awakens him. Suicide gets to his feet after being dropped from Shockwave's shoulders and lifts up Shockwave and nails The Effect (DD DDT), he covers him .1 ..2 3!!!
Big Dave: I guess Venom is paying back Shockwave
Poppa: Totally unfair he doesn't deserve that bullshit
PWF programming cuts to a shot of Hanibal sitting in his lockeroom taping up his hands. Feint boos can be heard from the crowd. A knock is heard aburtly. Hanibal looks up with a disapointed look on his face as the knock is heard again.
Hanibal: Its open..
The door flings open and in walks Johnny Mayhem dressed up as PWF World Champion MVD.
Mayhem: Happy Halloween! Geuss who I am?
Hanibal: a Jackass?
Mayhem's goofy smile turns into a look of disapointment..
Mayhem:..no. What are you suspose to be anyways?
Hanibal: Check your calendar..Halloween was days ago.
Mayhem looks confused
Mayhem: Oh...
Hanibal: Look what are you here for anyways? Can't you tell I'm a little busy.
Mayhem: well actually was just going to tell you that regardless of who wins or loses tonight, Mr.Pellington has granted both of you a rematch for the Extreme Title at this upcoming Pay Per View!
Hanibal: Oh really? How nice of him.
Mayhem: Whats wrong? You don't sound in the least bit excited.
Hanibal: What is there to be excited about? Of course he's gonna grant me a rematch. He already knows this is an unfair match up. He knows I'm going to mame and destroy Splinter tonight. So he figures in the interest of fairness, Splinter should be rewarded a rematch for my Extreme Championship.
Mayhem just stares at Hanibal blankly
Hanibal: I figured even a moron like you would know that. I guess I thought wrong.
Mayhem: I knew that ... I mean I'm no moron!
Hanibal sits down to tie his boots
Hanibal: Keep tellin yourself that Johnny..
Mayhem: Ya and you...you...uh..well any last comments before we see youreself and Splinter collide hear tonight?
Hanibal ties the laces the last lace on his boot and looks up brushing the hair out of his face. He grabs the mic from Johnny and looks into the camera.
Hanibal: Hold that title a little tighter Splinter. Because tonight I'm going to take what is rightfully mine, wether i have to pry it from your cold dead hands or not. You wanted to know why I'm the King of Extreme?
Hanibal smirks
Hanibal: don't worry..you're about to find out.
Hanibal looks up into the camera with a sadistic smile on his face. He stands up shoving Mayhem out of the way as the camera fades to black.
Big Dave: Hanibal sounds overly confident about winning tonight.
Poppa: So no different than usual then.
Big Dave: No, not at all. Hey, I hear somethings going down backstage.
We cut to Suicide walking down a corridor, a few of the staff congratulate him on his victory tonight. There is a commotion behind Suicide, which he ignores, our cameraman doesn't however, and we see an angry Solo pacing towards Suicide, armed with a Steel Chair. At the last moment, Suicide turns around, and takes a clean chairshot to the face. Solo delivers a 2nd chairshot to the fallen Suicide. He then kneels down close to Suicide's face as we zoom in.
Solo: "Victim's, aren't we all?"
Solo smiles a sick smile as he gets to his feet, and then walks off.
Poppa: Solo is one twisted dude.
Venom is in his locker room pacing waiting for the cameraman to show up so he can cut a promo. Finally a knock he heard on the door and Venom opens it and the cameraman walks in.
Venom: Well it's about damn time you showed up.
CameraMan: Yeah, i'm sorry but I got a bit distracted along the way.
Venom: I don't care about your excuses just set up so we can get this done.
The cameraman sets up the camera and points at Venom that he is ready to go.
Venom: Shockwave you think that you are playing mind games with me by interfering in my matches but your not. I don't give a damn that I lost to you in my return, I don't give a damn that I lost the four way match because of your interference and to be honest I don't give a damn if you interfere in my match tonight against Solo. You see Shockwave, your mind games don't work. You see Shockwave i'm like a fire and your the one adding the fuel to the fire to keep it going.
Venom pauses for a sec before continuing.
Venom: So the Rumble is coming up soon and I get my wish of facing you Shockwave again. Now you have been a thorn in my side for a very long time. You think that you have the advantage over me because of our past but I don't think so. Shockwave at the Rumble I am going to get some long awaited revenge on your sorry ass.
As Venom was about to continue a knock is heard on the door.
Venom: Who the hell could that be?
Venom gets up from the table and goes over to the door and anwsers the door. It is the stagehand that took the letter from Shockwave earlier.
Venom: Don't you know that I am cutting a promo.
Stagehand: Yes but I have something for you.
Venom: This better be important.
The guy hands Venom the envelope. The guy turns and leaves Venom in the doorway. Venom opens the envelope and begins to read it.
Venom: There's another reflection involved up in my mind
A wholeness that has just been lost
Striving hard for perfection but still nothing to find
Some value with a cheaper cost
And as I reach out to hear you the sound is so muffled
It makes a lesser man of me
So the only thing left to bring up to date is
You suck!
Watch me fall while I go down
I'm taking all you bastards to the ground with
me then I'll frown
On your fucking whole life
The systematic hype still means a bit much to me
I'm at the point of retraction and still slipping further
This place is getting worse for me
There's such a lack of direction and models to live by
No bright skies ahead of me
And as I reach out for your hand you turn and
then wander
Why I simply just can't see
No separation of gender no difference in me
You're just leading me on and on and on
You lead me on and on and on and on
Pretty soon it's gonna come back and be your turn
Pretty soon you're gonna be the one that burns
Your turn now
Venom then becomes enraged and rips the letter in pieces.
Venom: That damn Shockwave. What the hell is he suppose to be telling me in these damn peoms or whateve the hell it is. But it doesn't matter because like I said Shockwave you are adding fuel to the fire and when the time comes your going to get burned and at the Rumble Shockwave you will feel the wrath of my bite I gaurantee it.
Venom then slams the door as the camera fades out.
Big Dave: Shockwave is one very weird poet.
Poppa: Edgar Allen Poe he is not.
Big Dave: Well, the cage is lowering down, and the ring crew are just about finished with the barb-wire ropes, it's time for our Extreme Title match.
Poppa: More Violence, it seems far too common to PWF shows these days.
"Beautiful People" surges through the arena PA and the fans burst into a loud chorus of boos. Hanibal steps through the curtains rubbing his goatee. He raises his arms to his sides for a second, smirks and continues down the ramp. He arrogantly walks up the steps and onto the apron. He gives one last look at the crowd before flinging himself over the top rope.
James: Introducing, from Peterborough, Ontario, Canada, weighing 226lbs, HANIBAL
"Pain" by Soulfly hits as Splinter walks through the entrance. Various instances of Hardcore Matches involving Splinter are played on the tron. He walks down to the ring, exchanging a few words with various front row fans. He rolls into the ring and awaits the start of the match with an confident look on his face.
James: Introducing from Colchester, England. Weighing in at 223lbs. SPLINTER!!!!
Report: Hanibal and Splinter circle each other, staring each other down. Mark Johnson signals for the bell. The two men tie up in the centre of the ring, trying to push each other around the ring. Splinter pushes Hanibal towards the barbwire, but Hanibal digs in and pushes back, then snaps the positions around so Splinter is close to the barbwire. This time Splinter digs his feet in and then aggressively pushes Hanibal away. Hanibal backward rolls up to his feet and then beckons Splinter to come in on the attack. Splinter motions towards Hanibal and goes for a right hand, but Hanibal ducks it and then as Splinter spins to face him, he nails him with a stiff right hand. Splinter counters with a right hand of his own, but Hanibal blocks it and then scores with a pair of right hands and then hits a boot to the gut. He then delivers a stylish Snap Suplex. Hanibal arrogantly paces around Splinter, then delivers a couple of hard stomps to the gut, then pulls him up by the hair. Splinter gets in a couple of punches to the gut, but Hanibal breaks off his attack with a club across the back. Hanibal then holds Splinter so he can deliver a European Uppercut. Splinter staggers back, then Hanibal whips him to the barbwire ropes, but Splinter slides and stops himself from running into the ropes. Splinter then gets to his feet and charges at Hanibal, but he counters with a perfect Spinning Wheel Kick. Hanibal taunts the crowd as he pulls Splinter up to his feet and then takes him across to the barbwire. He goes to put Splinter's head to the wire, but he counters with an elbow to the gut, then Splinter grabs Hanibal by the hair and then rakes his face across the barbwire and then throws him to the floor. Hanibal rolls around clutching his face, he pulls his left hand away and there is a giant splodge of blood on it. Splinter pulls Hanibal up and then delivers a hard right hand that sends Hanibal staggering around the ring. Splinter follows after him and holds Hanibal's head and then sends him reeling with a 2nd heavy right hand. Splinter then grabs Hanibal and whips him towards the barbwire. Just before Hanibal hits the wire, he spectacularly jumps onto the top wire. Surprised, Splinter charges in, but Hanibal grabs the cage to steady himself and then kicks out backwards, catching Splinter in the face. Hanibal then dives off the wire with a Moonsault, crashing into Splinter and taking them both down to the mat. Hanibal wipes away some of the blood from his forehead and then begins to pull Splinter up to his feet. Hanibal grabs Splinter and then runs with him and tosses him face first above the ropes and into the steel cage, Splinter drops face first onto the ropes and then rebounds onto the mat, Hanibal immediately hooks the leg for a cover. ..1 .2 Splinter kicks out, showing he has plenty of life left in him yet.
Big Dave: As is common with wrestlers within the Extreme division, they seem to be able to endure more pain than normal men. How many people do you know who can stand on barbwire?
Poppa: Depends on how you stand on it actually, you forget, it is only the spikes of the barb-wire that do the damage, now if it was razor wire, it would be a different story.
Big Dave: Sounds like your speaking from experience.
Poppa: I'm sad to say that I am, I've suffered a variety of matches in my time as a wrestler, some of them very, very painful.
Big Dave: Poor you.
Hanibal pulls Splinter up to his feet and delivers a hard knee to the gut, then backs away, leaving Splinter doubled over, then charges back in with a running knee to the side of the head. Hanibal raises both arms to the crowd, pacing around the ring, just to wind up the crowd. Splinter begins to stagger to his feet. Hanibal then springs up to the top turnbuckle. He shakes his hands as he had to grab the top wire to get there. He then dives off and knocks Splinter down with a Missile Dropkick. Hanibal then places one foot on Splinter with the Cocky Pin. .1 . Splinter kicks out very easily. Hanibal pulls Splinter up and some blood drips from his forehead onto the canvas. This clearly reminds Hanibal of what Splinter did to him, as he immediately drags him across to the ropes and begins to rake his face across the barbwire. Hanibal then dumps Splinter throat first on the middle wire. Hanibal presses his foot down on the back of Splinter's head, choking him on the wire, we see blood dripping down onto the mat from Splinter's forehead. Hanibal then paces away, verbally taunting the crowd. He then turns and charges at Splinter, going to squash him, but Splinter pulls himself out of the way at the last moment, and Hanibal crotches himself on the middle rope, he then rolls off and then rolls back and forth clutching his family jewels. Splinter staggers up to his feet, wipes his blood soaked face and then he turns angry and drags Hanibal up to his feet and smashes him with a Haymaker. He then lifts Hanibal up and Snake Eyes him on the barbwire. Hanibal staggers around clutching his face. Splinter boots him in the gut and then delivers the Holocaust DDT (Double Arm DDT). Splinter hooks the leg. ..1 .2 . The crowd gasp as Hanibal just kicks out. Splinter gets up and backs away, demanding that Hanibal get to his feet. Hanibal staggers up and slowly turns to face Splinter, who boots him in the gut and then sets him up for a Powerbomb. But Hanibal counters with a Hurricanranna. Splinter rolls through to his feet and then charges at Hanibal, but he Drop Toe Hold's Splinter face first into the barbwire. Splinter pulls himself away clutching his throat, he gets up, showing a gash just below his jaw. Hanibal rocks him with a hard right hand. Hanibal then boots Splinter in the gut, and then sends him on an Ego Trip (Fisherman's Buster DDT). Hanibal floats over into a cover. .1 ..2 Splinter just gets his left shoulder up.
Big Dave: We nearly had a new Extreme Champion there, a close call for Splinter.
Poppa: A good thing too, we'd never hear the last of it from Hanibal. That guy can talk himself up like no one else.
Big Dave: If he were as good as his ego, he'd be World Champion by now.
Poppa: Now the question we have to ask now is, where the hell is he going?
Big Dave: He's climbing the cage, but surely he knows that you can't win the match that way?
Hanibal is half way up the cage, his tights slashed by the barbwire. Unbeknownst to him, Splinter is getting to his feet and he realises what Hanibal is trying to do. Splinter climbs over the wire and then begins to climb up the cage. Hanibal hears Splinter and waits for him to get close and then kicks him in the face, Splinter holds on and then lashes out at Hanibal's legs. The Canadian loses one foot, but stays on and then kicks out at Splinter again, but Splinter holds on and continues to climb until he is level with Hanibal. The Canadian scores with a right hand, so does Splinter. Hanibal then grabs Splinter's head and bashes it into the cage. Splinter is stunned and his head sways a little, he then grabs Hanibal and starts to fall, the Canadian is torn from the cage and both of them crash down onto the barb-wire ropes, snapping them from the holdings and creating a nasty mess on the canvas.
Poppa: Can I be the first to say, OUCH!!
Big Dave: I'll second that motion.
Poppa: Look at that gash on Splinter's arm!!! That's gonna need a lot of stitches.
Big Dave: Look at Hanibal's left leg, his tights are ripped open, and that is one deep gash, we're gonna need a few medics after this one.
Both men are beginning to untangle themselves from the barbwire, with the help of Referee Mark Johnson, who has some wire-cutters. Splinter gets free first and pushes the referee out of the way and grabs some of the barbwire and uses it to choke Hanibal, laughing as he does so. Mark Johnson argues with Splinter, and then cuts the wire he is using, which infuriates the Extreme Champion. Splinter then turns back towards Hanibal and pulls him to his feet. He then delivers the Splinter Driver (Powerbomb to Facebuster) and then he stands up and points to the top of the cage and then does a wheel motion with his hands. The crowd cheer as Splinter begins to climb up the cage. Splinter gets to the very top of the cage, Hanibal is still out cold. Splinter stands up straight and steadies himself. He then goes for the Reality Rift Splash (450 Splash), but Hanibal rolls out of the way and Splinter crashes down hard on the canvas with an evil thud. There is a stunned silence as Mark Johnson checks on Splinter and then a chant of "Holy Shit" rings around the arena.
Poppa: Splinter just got a Reality check.
Big Dave: A very painful one at that.
Poppa: Amazing!! He's actually getting to his feet!!
Both Splinter and Hanibal are slowly getting to their feet, Splinter is clearly the worse for wear as Hanibal boots Splinter in the gut and then scoops him up over his shoulder. He walks around the ring and then delivers the Hardcore Hangover (Rikishi Driver). Hanibal then goes for the cover. ..1 ..2 .3!!!!!!
Big Dave: Hanibal is the new Extreme Champion!!
Poppa: Oh no, we're never going to hear the last of this.
Big Dave: After yet another insane match, we have two broken bodies and a new Extreme Champion.
Poppa: Splinter will have a Hangover of the worst kind in the morning.
Big Dave: But no matter what, one constant still remains, Big Poppa's consistent bad jokes.
Poppa: There's nothing wrong with my puns!!!
Big Dave: For once, I am glad that we have run out of time, because I don't want to have to hear another word from you. We'll see you next time folks.