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Thompson-Boling Arena
Knoxville, Tennessee
Saturday 12th October 2002
Attendance: 18, 463
Big Dave: Hello everyone and welcome to the Thompson-Boling Arena here in Knoxville, Tennessee for PWF Armageddon.
Poppa: There are backstage rumours of a war brewing, but we don't have to worry about things like that.
Big Dave: And why not?
Poppa: Because most of it will take place on Havoc, whereas we get to call excellent matches like the Extreme and Cruiserweight Title matches later tonight.
Big Dave: I am particuarly looking forward to Law v Parish, which should be a very close contest, despite the face Parish is probably the most qualified cruiserweight in wrestling today, this is in fact his first ever Cruiserweight Title match.
Poppa: And from what I have heard, he is psyched up beyond belief for the match.
Big Dave: No doubt the Cruiserweight Champion, Law Hiyabusa will have himself in top condition as always. The match is in fact a result of the brawl that ended last weeks Havoc. Parish arrived in that brawl and singled out Law, he explained later that he wants the Cruiserweight Title to add to his collection.
Poppa: Well tonight's his chance, and if he wins, he will join Power G on the list of people who have 4 different titles in the new PWF.
Big Dave: No doubt that is his intention. Lets not forget that we also have an Extreme Title match tonight, a Thumbtack match no less.
Poppa: More Violence, you'd think the fans would get bored of it eventually, but they never seem to tire of seeing people put themselves through as much punishment as they can stand.
Big Dave: Well it looks like the show is about to kick off, I hear Kilgore is on his way to the ring right now.
Poppa: Oh yeah, I remember now, he has a mystery challenger tonight.
Big Dave: Apparantely someone challenged Kilgore to a match tonight, but as you said, they haven't revealed themselves.
Poppa: I guess Kilgore is impatient then, doesn't want to wait until the mystery man reveals himself.
The PWF fans were as psyched as always and they shouted and hollered in anticipation, eagerly awaiting the night's proceedings. However, to their surprise the intro to Judas Priest's "Blood Stained" played and as soon as the music shifted up a gear the crimson light permeated the darkness, paving the way for Kilgore to make his entrance. As he stepped out from behind the curtains and into view he received a mild amount of heat, perhaps suggesting that the fans had begun to make up their minds about him already, and then he took a slow walk down to the ring. Once he reached his destination Kilgore stepped up onto the apron and then he swung his massive leg over the top rope to enter the ring, at which point he revealed a microphone just as he had a week previously. As he moved to the centre of the ring the music died down and the lights were restored just as he began to speak.
Kilgore: "I told you. I told each and every one of you that I was not here to make idle threats. I told you all that I wasn't here to waste my time with verbal disputes. I had my mind set on defeating Power G and that's just what I did."
Kilgore grinned and then he continued, the fans booing a little as he did.
Kilgore: "Now I have been led to believe that Power G was in fact the first ever PWF World Champion. Does that have any bearing over my victory? NO. Champion or not he would still have not been able to defeat me on that chosen night. I don't mean to take anything away from Power G though. Being a former World Champion is a great accolade, and he has every right to be proud, but a belt of leather and gold has nothing to do with what goes in between these ropes. Yes, it gives you drive and it gives you focus... usually... but it doesn't enhance your abilities in any way. However, like I said, an honour such as the World Title USUALLY gives you drive and focus. In my case I already have both. I don't need to be called a champion to recognise that I have the ability, the spirit and the resolve to make it to the top. I don't need, nor do I particularly care for the fame and the fortune. I have faith in myself, therefore I have no desire to be admired or accepted. I am here to do what I train to do every single day, nothing more. If it should come to pass that I become a champion along the way then so be it. In fact that would benefit me greatly. The prestige that comes with being deemed a champion is not something that interests me... but the competition is. Just as flies are attracted to refuse, and just as the avaricious are attracted to the misfortune of others... well, I assume you can see where I'm going with this. Those who have the gold have the power, and those who have the power have to face the harsh reality of what it means to stand tall above everything else. The higher you go the more distinguished you become, which basically means that if I had the power then I would become the target of aggression. I want that. I want everyone to bring their power-hungry selves to the dance. I want... no... I NEED that kind of responsibility!"
He paused for a moment as the fans tried to come to grips with what he was talking about. After a brief pause Kilgore turned to face the entrance and as he stared at the entryway it looked as though he was expecting company.
Kilgore: "What the ignorant amongst you fail to understand is that I crave the pain, not the power. Unfortunately it seems as though on the path I have chosen I cannot have one without the other, which in turn may put me across as some sort of egomaniacal glory hound. I can assure you that I am not. I crave the pain because I need to feel that sense of reality. An increase in physical turmoil, within reason of course, would only serve to elevate me to another level. Of all the emotions we humans experience there is but one that proves that we do indeed exist, and that emotion is pain. If I become the object of aggression then I will be able to feel truly alive, something that has eluded me since as far back as I can remember. With that comes tonight, and my reason for being out here. It has been brought to my attention that there is someone else here who has the valour, or perhaps even the temerity to face me in my own feeding ground. Either way this individual has got my attention. Now let us see whether or not they can do the same in regards to my respect..."
With that Kilgore lowered the mic and he stood in the centre of the ring, patiently awaiting his anonymous adversary...
Poppa: Well come on, don't keep me waiting
The lights in the arena begin to dim and lower. Eventually plunging the arena into inky blackness. The crowd begins to become restless then a single point of light appears on the titan-tron. The light slowly begins to expand, then the crackling of flames can be heard. The point of light expands more, then blasts outward!! It leaves a burning ring, a burning Halo on the screen. Then the stage is illuminated by a pure pillar of white light, and the combined efforts of Fear Factory and Static-X flows through the speakers as "Burning Inside" begins playing. The fans are almost silent, unaware of who, or what, this is. Then a figure steps through the curtain and into the light. It takes the fans long moments to recognize him. The big man, who must be over the seven foot mark! Stops and watches the ring as the lights raise up once more. He stands stock still at the edge of the rampway even letting his own music die away. Slowly the arm brings the microphone to his mouth. Meanwhile overhead the burning Halo continues to crackle and flame. Beneath it, in shadowy gray words "Messenger of Destruction" fades into view.
Big Dave: Oh my god!! That's Zion Crest!!!! I haven't seen him since SEW shut down!!!
Poppa: This is a surprise.
Zion: "Hello Mr. Kilgore, you may know me. You may not, it does not make any difference. I am the one that challenged you Mr. Kilgore. And I have been in the back of this arena listening to you. Do you believe pain makes you alive? I beg to differ. You are not attempting to live, you are keeping yourself from it. By accessing only pain you teach yourself nothing, you sink deeper into the mire. I believe it is time that you learn the truth Mr. Kilgore. Pain may be the sensation you enjoy, but it is one that will forever lock away what you could be....... Still, no one can make another change their ways, it must be done from within."
Zion stops and begins walking down the rampway, approaching the ring slowly, and trailing close enough to the fans that the ones who do recognize him can reach over and slap his hand.
Zion: "Be prepared Mr. Kilgore, when we finish this, you will be the same as when you started. No more alive. But alittle more dead. To convince you of this truth, I see I will need to speak your language. So let us dance."
The big man slowly steps up the stairs and into the ring. He approaches Kilgore and stands directly before him, a towering presence in the seemingly small squared circle.
Big Dave: Well we have ourselves an opening contest now.
Report: The two big men clash in the centre of the ring and go chest to chest. There is an exchange of words as the crowd voice their own opinions of each man. Finally Kilgore pushes Zion away and then immediately the two men go into a tieup. Both try to overpower each other, Kilgore pushes Zion into the corner, but then Zion reverses and has Kilgore in the corner. Referee Morgan Black calls for a break, which Zion gives, only for Kilgore to take advantage with a hard right hand. Zion is stunned by the blow, and unable to react before Kilgore follows up with a rapid fire volley of right hands. Kilgore then sends Zion to the ropes, but he reverses and then sends Kilgore through the air with a Back Body Drop. Kilgore gets to his feet only to be promptly levelled with a stiff right hand from Zion. The Dark Saviour pulls Kilgore up and then throws him into the corner. Zion moves in for the kill, but Kilgore has other ideas and comes out of the corner with some hard right hands, but they don't seem to be having much effect on Zion. The big New Yorker then smashes a heavy knee into Zion's gut and then tries to break his back with a heavy Double Axe Handle Club. Zion starts to pull Kilgore up, but as he does so, Kilgore dives at Zion's legs and manages to drive his shoulder into the Dark Saviour's knee, which sends him toppling over to the canvas. Kilgore then jumps on Zion and begins to pound his face with hard right hands, however Zion just throws Kilgore off him and then begins to get to his feet. Kilgore waits for Zion to stand and then charges in with a heavy clothesline, but somehow Zion manages to stay on his feet. Kilgore looks surprised, but he quickly forgets it and charges in with a 2nd clothesline, but once again, Zion holds his ground, but staggers into the ropes. Kilgore charges in with one last heavy clothesline, sending both him and Zion crashing down to the floor outside.
Poppa: I wonder what that registered on the Richter Scale?
Big Dave: Probably about a 2.1. I think Kilgore is shocked at just what Zion can take, he just won't go down!!
Poppa: What if he and King Volcano ever collided? They'd probably tear the ring apart!!
Big Dave: Well, Zion and Kilgore is a big enough battle, I doubt either man will lie down easily.
Kilgore and Zion start to get to their feet, Kilgore is up first and rolls Zion back into the ring, but then pulls him back towards the edge of the apron, so just his head and the top part of his chest are sticking out from under the ropes. Kilgore then backs off before coming in with a stiff elbow to the chest. He then rolls back into the ring and pulls Zion to his feet. He goes for a Vertical Suplex, but Zion will not be lifted, Kilgore tries a few hard knees to the gut to soften him up, but he still can't lift the man up. Suddenly Zion reverses and powers Kilgore up in the air, but he escapes and lands behind the Dark Saviour. Kilgore then stuns Zion with a stiff forearm to the back of the head and then hooks the head and plants the 400lb'er with a Reverse DDT. Kilgore then goes for the cover. ..1 ..2 . Zion promptly powers out of the attempted pinfall. Zion begins to get to his feet as Kilgore comes in with some hard kicks to the head, but it doesn't seem to stop Zion. Once Zion is standing, Kilgore comes in with some hard right hands, but Zion knees him hard in the gut and then whips him to the ropes, Kilgore comes flying off and takes Zion down with a Diving Shoulder Block. Kilgore then pounces on Zion and hooks the left leg back into a Single Leg Crab. Zion just seems to be absorbing the pain. Kilgore, annoyed, tosses the leg down and then stamps on the back of Zion's head. Kilgore then begins to climb to the top rope as Zion begins to get to his feet. Kilgore takes to the skies and connects with a Missile Dropkick, but Zion stays on his feet and staggers back into the corner. Kilgore wastes no time and charges in and spears Zion into the corner. He then opens up on him with a flury of right hands pounding the big(ger) man down into the corner.
Big Dave: Kilgore is finding this match a very difficult one, it's not often that he has to fight someone who is that much bigger than him.
Poppa: Now he knows how most of his opponents feel, to an extent.
Big Dave: A 230lb man lifting a 290lb man is difficult, anyone trying to lift a 400lb man is just asking for trouble.
Kilgore pulls the big man up and then whips him to the opposite corner. Just doing the irish whip seems to take a lot out of Kilgore, but he does his best to hide it and then charges in with a clothesline, but suddenly Zion steps out of the corner and he snatches Kilgore as he charges in and locks on a Bearhug, he lifts him up and drags him into the middle of the ring, tightening his grip. Kilgore seems totally unaffected by the move, worse still, he begins to laugh at Zion. This only serves to make the Dark Saviour angry and he promptly pushes Kilgore up and then delivers an evil Spinebuster. Zion waits for Kilgore to get to his feet and then levels him with the Redemption (Hard Lariat). Kilgore staggers up to his feet with a dazed look in his eyes. Zion shows off his awesome strength by casually scooping Kilgore up onto his shoulder. He walks around the ring for a moment, this proves to be an error, as Kilgore escapes behind him and delivers two hard forearms to the back, but a sudden Back Elbow from Zion stuns Kilgore and sends him staggering backwards into the ropes. Zion then turns and waits for Kilgore before sending him soaring through the air with an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex. Zion paces over and then goes for a cover. .1 .2 . Kilgore gets his left shoulder up. Zion grabs Kilgore and drags him up to his feet and promptly tosses him into the corner. Zion runs in and simply squashes Kilgore using his own body weight. Zion walks away and raises one arm in the air, getting a decent pop from the crowd. However as soon as he turns back to Kilgore, he sees him charging at him and ducks, and Referee Morgan Black takes the clothesline intended for Zion. Kilgore turns back to Zion, but gets grabbed around the throat with both hands. Zion lifts Kilgore up and then smashes him into the mat with a Double Chokelift Slam. He covers, but Morgan Black is out. Zion goes to try and wake the referee up while Kilgore rolls out of the ring to the floor. Zion turns back to Kilgore and then sees he is outside of the ring. He walks to the edge to try and bring him back in, but Kilgore shows surprising agility and springs onto the apron and then hangs Zion up on the ropes with a Guillotine. Kilgore then climbs to the top rope and connects with Shattered Skies (Guillotine Leg Drop). He covers, but now it is his turn to realise the ref is out of it. He goes to wake the referee when there is a sudden loud cheer from the crowd, Kilgore hears it and spins towards Zion, but he is still down, he turns around again and comes face to face with Power G!!! G suddenly starts to lay into Kilgore with hard knife edge chops and then he knees him in the gut and promptly delivers the G Power Slam (Olympic Slam). Zion is up and he stares at Power G, who backs away and slides under the ropes. Morgan Black seems to be coming around as Zion goes for the cover. ..1 .2 ..3!!!! Despite a very slow count, Zion scores the pinfall and wins the match!!
Big Dave: Zion, like Kilgore, picks up the win in his first one on one contest.
Poppa: Thanks to a little aid from Power G, I might add.
Big Dave: You always say, it's how you win, it IF you win.
Poppa: Hey, why's Kilgore heading this way?
Big Dave: Perhaps he has something to say after losing his match.
Poppa: Hey, Kilgore, what can I do for.. Ugh..
Kilgore pushes Dave Harley off his chair and into Stanyer and then snaps up the chair he was sitting in.
Poppa: Hey!! My chair!! What's he think he's doing?
Big Dave: One word springs to mind, Revenge.
Kilgore rolls into the ring and cracks the chair over the back of Zion's head, it doesn't appear to put him down the first time, so he delivers an even more viscious shot the second time, which this time does put Zion on his back. Kilgore doesn't waste time and promptly lays out Morgan Black and then leaves the ring, He heads up the ramp with a seriously pissed off look on his face.
Big Dave: Methinks Kilgore is looking for Power G, for his sake, let's hope he doesn't find him.
Poppa: For whose sake? Power G's or Kilgore's.
Big Dave: Power G's, nobody wants to fight a man in that kind of mood.
The Scene cuts to the backstage where Ted Tedison is seen sitting at a desk with Shockwave. As Shockwave is writing something down on paper.
Tedison: So Shockwave, you have challanged Venom, yet again to another match?
Shockwave: Yes Ted, me and Venom had our matchs in the past but now I am on the drive for 5 against him. I have won 4 out of 5 matches against him.
Tedison: But were they fair wins. I think Venom said something about interference.
Shockwave: Don't mind Venom, Ted. I beat him up so bad he can't even think straight. I've beaten Venom 4 times fairly. He beat me once with the help of his friend and also I was intoxicated and slipped on my own vomit.
Tedison: Souds pretty disgusting but in a funny way.
Shockwave: It wasn't funny Ted. Now if you were to go do it that would be funny. But anyways tonight I will find Venom somewhere backstage and give him a good shot in the fucking head, just for being a little bitch.
Tedison: So Venom should watch his back.
Shockwave: Your damn right he should. As a matter of fact I got something here on this paper that reflects on me and Venom.
Shockwave starts quoting the paper. Too much left to say,
Venom you never wanted it that way. And now you wake up wondering why your life is tumbling into nothing left to say you always knew it'd be that way and now you poison your dreams with a feeling that seems
To leave you all alone
Ditch you halfway home
You pick yourself up off the ground
And find out what it's all about.
It only hurts awhile and then it's gone again.
No need to ask just when or where you'll find yourself again.
Cause you're only here awhile and then you're gone again.
No need to ask just where or when
Once upon a time I'd take a drink and feel fine.
But now it hurts me everywhere, sick secrets I cannot share.
Nothing left to say
I always knew it'd be that way.
And now I've poisoned my dreams with a feeling that seems
To leave me all alone
Ditch me halfway home.
I'll pick myself up off the ground
And find out what it's all about
Falling faster towards the ground
You are falling faster down and down
And come your next match I will stand at 5.
Ted looks at Shockwave, In a weird way.
Shockwave: Whats wrong Ted? Didn't you understand? Get the fuck out!!
Shockwave stands up as Ted leaves quickly. Shockwave thens sits back down and starts writing on another piece of paper.
Click Click Boom by Saliva hits and the crowd erupts in a frenzy of cheers. Alexander and Kull make their way on to the stage after some very wicked pyros. They march down to the ring slapping hands with the fans and slide into the ring. The stage hand toss them mics.
Kull: Last week we had a run in with the high and mighty Canadian Kaos. Now rumours have been whirling about how the Gods of War have lost a step and it showed when we were utterly whooped last week. Well, there is a reason behind the little mishap. You see we shouldn't have been there, Alexander had just come down with a violent case of the flu, which he is thankfully getting over, and I, well I wasn't excepting to do much more than a promo, so I had a bit too much fun the night before and was working through a massive hang over.
Alexander: Now Kull has already been given a stern talking to and warning about his condition on Havoc, but the fact remains that the Gods of War have not lost a step and Canadian Kaos, we know you spread the rumour.... and boys your just adding dry forest to the raging forest fire.
The crowd erupts into cheers
Kull: Now we also had a run in with what the higher ups are saying is the biggest signing this year. Thanks to the Down Under Express, our situation would have gotten a lot worse. But why? Why did DUX help us?
Alexander: Why did LJ and Brod come down to help the Gods of War? We know they use to run with that chicken loving freak Sabre. The only thing I can reckon is they were gonna take a shot at us after we should have kicked Grimm and Hanibal's collective asses. So Fuck it I want to know why.... LJ! BROD! GET YOUR AUSSIES ASSES OUT HERE AND ANSWER!!!
Alexander and Kull stand at the ropes facing the entry way waiting for Dux when....
"Her Ghost in the Fog" by Cradle of Filth plays over the speakers. No, it's not Brod and LJ's theme music but rather that of the unlikely duo of King Volcano and Loki. KV strides out onto stage confidently with Loki creeping up along side him like some deranged henchman, clutching the Principia Discordia. The music cuts, and it's Loki who pulls out the mic. He makes a few over embelished movements before speaking in a rather over-dramatic tone.
Loki: Listen up ye reeky fools of skirmish! We may not be the outlandish outback outlaws you seek, no no no! But rather, members of the brotherhood of the Cult of Shadows, assembled by my matron, the Goddess Eris! Overseer of all discord and chaos! By her command, I have sided with the lord of the magma mountain, much as I would pet a goose or partake of five hotdogs on Friday, all at her request! It baffles you, no? The God of Mischief and King Volcano, together, side by side! It makes no sense! Thus the beauty of it! The Whiz in Cheese, crackers and sardines, toothpaste in your gas tank! We are the fly in your stereo.
Loki gives the Gods of War the evil eye, nodding as if he's honestly made a point. He hands the mic to King Volcano.
King Volcano: "What my friend here is trying to say is that last week someone caused us a lot of pain. And we have every intention of making sure that we obtain our revenge, however the Ruff Ryders are not here, you are, so you will suffer Pain in their place.
King Volcano and Loki begin to stride down the ramp, heading towards the ring.
Big Dave: I suppose that's the closest thing you'll get to a challenge from those two.
Poppa: The Gods of War don't look like they are going anywhere, I guess we have ourselves a match.
Report: King Volcano steps through the ropes to start out the match. Alexander has a few words with Kull before he decides to start the match. The two men circle around each other, then Alexander moves in and hits some heavy forearms to KV's chest and then a couple to his face. KV barely even flinches. Alexander backs away and then charges in, but KV levels him with a Fury Punch. Alexander staggers to his feet and KV grabs his left arm and then uses nothing more than that to power Alexander high into the air before he then he drops him down into an Arm Popper. Alexander rolls around the mat holding his shoulder and then begins to get to his feet. KV moves in and grabs the left arm and twists into an Arm Wrench. KV delivers two hard elbows to it and then increases the pain by twisting the arm over a 2nd time, Alexander drops to his knees, but KV drags him back to his feet and takes him over to his corner. He tags in Loki who takes the arm away from KV and then springs up onto the top rope, he then dives over Alexander and snaps him over with an Arm Drag. Alexander rolls near his corner and reaches out for a tag, but Loki charges over and sends Kull flying off the apron to the floor. Alexander is struggling to his feet, Loki grabs his arm, but Alexander responds with some hard right hands, breaking free of Loki he pushes him back into the corner with right hands. He then whips Loki to the opposite corner and then charges in with a heavy clothesline. Loki staggers out of the corner and Alexander goes for a big right hand, but Loki blocks it and then counters with an Arm Dragon Screw. Loki quickly drags Alexander to his corner and then tags in King Volcano before he drags the injured arm of Alexander onto the edge of the apron, King Volcano then drops a 400lb leg drop on the arm. Alexander cries out in pain and rolls into the middle of the ring. King Volcano smiles as he rolls into the ring and then locks on a Fujiwara Armbar. Alexander grimaces as he reaches towards the ropes.
Big Dave: It's no surprise that King Volcano is working over the arm of Alexander, after all, it is his trademark.
Poppa: Alexander is going to need all the mythical energy he can summon if he is going to withstand the level of punishment that King Volcano and Loki are likely to dish out.
Big Dave: No doubt about that, not to mention that the two of them have plenty of anger in them, mostly over the Ruff Ryders ruining their debut as a tag team.
Alexander drags himself towards the ropes and with a loud gasp he grabs the bottom rope and Referee Duane Dibley calls for a break. King Volcano pulls Alexander up and grabs him and throws him shoulder first into the corner. Alexander staggers out holding that very shoulder when King Volcano scoops him up over his shoulder and walks around the ring before delivering a viscious Shoulder Breaker. KV then pulls Alexander towards his corner and tags Loki then holds the arm down. Loki slingshots over the top rope and delivers a Leg Drop to Alexander's arm. He then goes for a cover. 1 .2 .. Alexander kicks out and then cradles his injured arm. Loki pulls him up to his feet and then whips him to the ropes before snapping him over with an arm drag. Alexander rolls through to his feet and then Loki leaps up and tries to take him over with a Hurricanranna, but Alexander counters with a Powerbomb. Alexander drops to the mat cradling his arm as he crawls over towards his corner, Loki also begins to crawl towards his corner as well. Loki manages to get in a tag to King Volcano, who races across the ring and grabs the foot of Alexander before he can tag in Kull. KV pulls Alexander to his feet and then sends him flying with the InfernoPlex (Double Underhook Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex). King Volcano makes the cover. 1 2 Alexander just gets his shoulder up. Despite KV's protests, Duane Dibley confirms the 2 count. KV pulls Alexander up and then snaps him over with a Hiptoss and then delivers a Leg Drop across his weakened arm. KV then pulls Alexander up as he tags in Loki, who climbs to the top rope. KV locks in an arm wrench and then Loki dives off and delivers an elbow to Alexander's arm. Alexander staggers around the ring and ends up in one of the neutral corners. Loki moves in with some hard gut kicks and keeps going until Alexander is in a sitting position, he then pulls the legs apart. He heads over to Kull and slaps him in the face, prompting Kull to try and get in the ring, which Duane Dibley immediately stops by simply getting in the way. Loki then uses the distraction to go for "That Gotta Hurt" (Running Dropkick to the Groin), but Alexander somehow manages to pull himself out of the ring and Loki slides and crotches himself on the ring post. Alexander then rolls back into the ring and begins to crawl over towards Kull for a long needed tag.
Poppa: I'm sorry, I have to say it, "That Gotta Hurt".
Big Dave: Really, you did NOT have to say that.
Poppa: Couldn't help it, I just hope it didn't hurt too much, he needs to tag in King Volcano, he can't continue with the pain he is suffering now.
Big Dave: We've all experienced that pain at one time or another, and your right, he definitely can't carry on until he's recovered.
Alexander dives and makes the tag to Kull which brings a huge roar from the crowd, Loki manages to tag in King Volcano. King Volcano charges at Kull, who surprises KV with a perfect Spinning Wheel Kick. King Volcano quickly gets up, but only to take a dropkick to his knee, putting him back down again. Kull then gives KV a taste of his own medicine by repeatedly stomping on his left knee. Loki comes back in to break up Kull and KV, but then Alexander comes in and he pounds Loki with hard right hands. Kull leaps to the top rope as King Volcano gets to his feet. Kull dives off with Dueling Fate (Corkscrew Plancha) taking King Volcano down. Kull grabs the leg as he lands and goes into a cover. .1 .2 .. KV kicks out. Kull waits for KV to begin getting up and then delivers a few hard roundhouses to his head and leaves him on his knees. Kull then comes off the ropes and delivers an evil Two Footed Dropkick to the face. Kull hooks the leg again .1 2 . Loki breaks it up, but then Alexander hooks him from behind and hits the Warrior's Demise (Neck Crank). Kull pulls KV up and whips him to the ropes, but KV reverses and then floors Kull with the Fire Within (Kung Fu Elbow to Sternum). Kull begins to get to his feet as KV backs away and then charges in going for the Eruption of Destruction (Ultimate Armbar). But as he does so, Kull counters into a roll up. 1 2 .3!!!!!!! Kull rolls away and out of the ring as a seriously angry King Volcano gets to his feet. Alexander rolls out of the ring leaving the angry King Volcano and an annoyed Loki frustrated at their loss.
Big Dave: The Gods of War pick up the win thanks to some very quick thinking by Kull.
Poppa: More like luck if you ask me, if King Volcano gets his hands on him, then there will be some serious pain involved.
Big Dave: No doubt, King Volcano is one man you just don't want to anger.
We cut to the back. Heelmaster is in his locker room with his arms tied behind his back. He tears at the rope with only his arm strength, trying to snap it in half. His body is red and twitching with anger. After a moment of struggle he stops and leans up against the wall.
Heelmaster: Two weeks straight, I defend the Extreme Title. That's two weeks in a row I get to make people suffer. This week, a thumbtacks match... A match where sharp metal objects will be protruding from everyone's skin. A simply hellish thought which brings pain to mortal's bodies. A pain that most fear, but I relish in... It is why I love being the Extreme Champion. Each match is a new chance to hurt the competition. But being forced into a match with two newbies...
Heelmaster begins to struggle again, as if he were in a straight jacket. After a moment, he gives up again and goes back to his spot on the wall.
Heelmaster: Jagged, a boy sent here in a match with a man. A boy who is going to feel absolute pain... A boy who signed his early retirement by signing his name on the line for this match. Splinter Mahoney, the PWF's own hardcore chair swinging freak. Which is fine. Let him pretend to be someone who he can never be. Let him pretend to be important. Let him have his time in the sun... against me. His time to burn and shrivel.
Heelmaster, beginning to get upset with the rope, begins flailing wildly in attempts to break it. However, it is not to be. He begins to speak again and is throughly agitated.
Heelmaster: And whoever booked this fucking match is going to get the surprise of his life... He's gonna wake up and find himself in the Box with me. Where his life... will be forfeit... Just like the boys in this match... Their lives are all forfeit... Like it or not. Heels never lose.
Finally, with a flash of anger and a scream which would wake the dead, Heelmaster makes one final pull on the rope. This time, he snaps the rope in two. His body is red and spent, but now he is ready. Ready for the match. The camera fades.
Later in the show we see Venom walking around. He seems to have a very angry look on his face. Then Johnny mayhem walks up from behind. He taps Venom on the shoulder and Venom swings around ready to bash his face in until he sees it's not Shockwave.
Venom: What the hell do you think your doing walking up behind a guy and tapping him on the shoulder without saying anything?
Mayhem: Sorry about that.
Venom: Your damn right that you are sorry because you almost had your face bashed in for your stupidity. What do you want anyways can't you see I'm busy.
Mayhem: I can see that but I was just wondering if you happened to have heard Shockwave's comments from earlier?
Venom: Yeah I heard them and that's why i'm looking for him.
Mayhem: But Venom, Shockwave said that if you decided to show up that he would give you some more of what you got last Havoc.
Venom: I know that. I want to see him try. He got lucky last week on Havoc because I was over confident.
Mayhem: Venom, Shockwave also said that all of his victory's over you were fair whereas your only win over him was because he slipped on something.
Venom: Well that's nothing but a bunch of bullshit. Yes I will admit that he is 4-1 against me but a couple of those wins were because of his former stable the DOW. You see when is was the leader of the DOW he never fought any of his fights fair. That's why he held the APW World title for as long as he did because he would have his rug rats come in and help him out. He could never do anything by himself.
Mayhem: DOW?? What does that stand for?
Venom: It stands for Declaration Of War and I'll show you a war if I can get Shockwave in the ring tonight on Armageddon.
Then we hear the words "Wish Granted". Venom becomes distracted looking around for who said that when from behind Shockwave comes running and nails Venom in the head sending him to the floor. Shockwave looks at the dent in the chair and begins to laugh.
Shockwave: You want me in the ring you punk ass bitch, you got it. And I guarantee that last weeks win wasn't a fluke.
Shockwave then kicks Venom in the guts a few times before spitting on him and walking off as Mayhem bends down to see how Venom is.
Big Dave: Well there goes any chance of their being a match between the two of them tonight, I guess we'll have to wait until next week.
Poppa: Shame, I'd like to see those two kick the shit out of each other. I missed last weeks match.
Big Dave: How'd you do that?
Poppa: I was ummm engaged in extra-marital activities, if you catch my drift.
Big Dave: Crafty
Splinter is walking around laughing sinisterly for no apparent reason. Tedison approaches him slowly, Splinter spins round and shoves him to the ground, Tedison is sent sprawling across the corridor
Splinter: BACK OFF HEELM...
Oh Tedison, its you.
Tedison: What the hell...
Tedison pulls himself up and looks worried at Splinter
Tedison: You're a little bit highly strung tonight aren't you?
Splinter: Splinter has got a triple threat Extreme Title match tonight, in a 'Thumbtacks Match'. Of course the Hardcore Chair Swinging Freak is highly strung, Heelmaster might try to attack him at any time!
Tedison: Him? Don't you mean me?
Splinter: Why the hell would he wanna attack you Tedison, you're an interveiwer. Idiot. They're everywhere you know.
Tedison: Who?
Splinter: Idiots. Like you.
Tedison: Ok... Continuing with the interveiw we were having.
Splinter: Oh yeah that thing. Go ahead.
Tedison: After you defeated The Perfect Outlaw last week in a gruelling match you were attacked by someone you thought you'd got rid of. Brian Lee. Do you have anything to say on the matter?
Splinter: Brian Lee? Oh yeah. Him.
Splinter is heard muttering threats under his breath before he carrys on talking
Splinter: Brian Lee made a mistake a long time ago. Sunday the 16th of June 2002. Brian Lee made his debut against Splinter, the Hardcore Chair Swinging Freak of the PWF. And on that very night Splinter grabbed a chair and slammed it right into Brian Lees face and he went down. Splinter lost the match through DQ but thats not what counts. One Reality Rift Splash later and Brian Lee's PWF dream was cut short. Very short. Dammit, it was like Splinter had cut the sellotape at the beginning of the reel before it could even be peeled and then used to stick little bits of paper to cardboard display boards in primary schools! Sorry, got a bit distracted. Brian Lee made a mistake that nght, all those months before. And just when everyone thought Brian Lee would never make another mistake in his pathetic little career...
BAM!
Tedison: Bam?
Splinter: No...
BAM!
Tedison: Ohhh...
BAM!
Splinter: Thats right. BAM! Brian Lee makes his shock return to the PWF. Actually replace the word 'shock' with the word 'dumb'. Thats right. The second mistake of Brian Lee's career was coming back to the PWF and attacking the man who stopped him last time...
The Hardcore Chair Swinging Freak of the PWF...
SPLINTER!
Tedison: Thats you.
Splinter: Indeed it is. Now Brian Lee is back and Splinter will just have to put him out all over again. After winning the Extreme Title tonight that is.
Tedison: So tonight, Heelmaster, the current Extreme Champion vs Jagged, one of the more respected rising stars in the PWF vs Splinter. In a Thumbtack Match.
Splinter: Thats right Ted. Triple threat, finally this is Splinters chance to take some PWF gold and taking it off those two ass-punks is gonna be even better. Now Splinter don't know exactly what a Thumbtack Match is, but tonight Splinter is gonna win one and become the new PWF Extreme Champion! Now its an Extreme Title match, meaning its No DQ yeah. Which means chairs will be legal right Tedison?
Tedison: I'd assume so. Why?
Splinter: Chairs are legal? Right. Heelmaster and Jagged! Tonight the Hardcore Chair Swinging Freak of the PWF is coming for you and you two better be prepared to get a god-damned steel chair wrapped around you head! The chair is coming, wielded by the one...
The only...
Splinter.
Splinter shoves Tedison out of the way and walks off, Tedison is left pondering whether or not he is in fact an idiot
Big Dave: You ever get the impression that Splinter has an ego that is probably just a little big too big for him?
Poppa: Nah, don't be silly.
Big Dave: Are we going to hear from Jagged at all?
Poppa: Don't think they'll let him do that now, what with his anger management classes and all. Besides, who'd interview him?
Big Dave: Good point.
Poppa: Well Heelmaster says Heels never lose, well he's right in this match, they are all heels!!! The fans don't like anyone in this match.
Big Dave: Very True.
"Pain" by Soulfly hits as Splinter walks through the entrance. Various instances of Hardcore Matches involving Splinter are played on the tron. He walks down to the ring, exchanging a few angry words with various front row fans. He rolls into the ring and awaits the start of the match with an angry look on his face.
James: Introducing from Colchester, Essex, England. Weighing in at 223lbs. SPLINTER!!!!
An eerie type of techno music starts to play a slow meoldy backed with a drumbeat...and after twenty or so seconds, "Fear" by Disturbed blares at full force. A superstar, Jagged, immeadiately bounces out and starts to jump, raising his hands and partying. After the twenty seconds of madness has subsided, he makes his way down to the ring in a normal manner, bouncing gradually. He get's into the ring just as the chorus comes back, and again he starts to jump about. The music then dies down.
James: Introducing from Palermo, Sicily, Italy, weighing 252lbs, JAGGED!!!!
"Roots, Bloody Roots" by Sepultra hits as the lights go black. Blue strobes light the building up for brief instants at a time. The Heelmaster, Kevin Shane, walks onto the ramp and flips the entire crowd off. He makes several lewd gestures to make the fans boo him even more. He then walks down to the ring, laughing to himself and bad mouthing several fans. He steps into the ring and motions for everyone to kiss his ass.
James: Introducing from Pitsburgh, Pennysylvania, weighing 257lbs, THE HEELMASTER!!
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Report: Splinter slides out of the ring and throws the apron up and then drags out a trashcan, which just happens to be full of various weapons, he promptly tosses it into the ring, landing it in-between Heelmaster and Jagged, who are simply staring at each other. Jagged and Heelmaster tie up, Jagged overpowers Heelmaster and throws him into the corner. Jagged then delivers three hard right hands to Heelmaster when Splinter cracks a Singapore Cane over his back. Jagged grimaces in pain but then sucks it up and turns to face Splinter, who goes for a 2nd blow. Jagged blocks it and then rips the Singapore Cane from Splinter's very hands. Jagged then whacks Splinter around the side of the head and then tosses the cane to one side. Heelmaster suddenly clotheslines Jagged across the back of his head sending him tumbling to the canvas. Heelmaster then empties the trashcan, which doesn't actually contain anything really useful, save the odd item or two. Heelmaster then places the trashcan on the canvas and then goes towards Jagged and scores with two hard forearms to the face. He then hooks the Italian around the waist and goes for a Belly to Belly Suplex on the trashcan, but Jagged blocks it and then scores with a knee to the gut. Jagged then takes Heelmaster down with a Fireman's Carry. Splinter has recovered from the Cane Shot and he goes after Jagged with a couple of hard right hands Jagged scores with a hard gut punch and then hooks up Splinter and delivers a Double Underhook Suplex. Heelmaster has struggled to his feet and looks through the stuff that came out of the trashcan and finds a short length of rope. He attacks Jagged from behind and uses the rope to strangle him. Jagged gasps for air as he tries to find a way out of the hold. Splinter is up and he has hold of the trashcan. He signals for Heelmaster to hold Jagged so he can hit him. Splinter goes for the big blow, but at the last moment Jagged escapes the strangle hold and Splinter floors Heelmaster with the trashcan, Splinter doesn't look too upset about it until Jagged grabs him around the waist and then plants him with a High Angle Back Drop before floating over into a cover. .1 .2 .. Splinter kicks out. Splinter starts to get to his feet, but Jagged stops him and then delivers the Gordbuster and once again hooks the leg back for a cover. ..1 ..2 . Splinter again kicks out. Heelmaster is slowly getting to his feet, rubbing his head from the trashcan blow. Jagged sees him and spears him backwards into the corner and proceeds to drive into him with hard shoulder blocks. Jagged whips Heelmaster out of the corner and then drags him back towards him and snaps in a Belly to Belly before launching Heelmaster over the top rope and crashing down to the floor outside.
Big Dave: Oh my god! Is Heelmaster okay?
Poppa: What do you think? He just got Belly to Belly Suplexed over the top rope to the floor, how do you think he feels?
Big Dave: Well obviously he's in pain, I know that, but will he be okay?
Poppa: Probably, I'm sure he'll survive, but whether he can survive long enough to keep his title is another matter entirely.
Jagged turns to face Splinter, who is looking through the weapons. Jagged moves in for the kill, but Splinter lashes out and connects with road sign of some sort to the gut, doubling Jagged over. Splinter then delivers the Holocaust DDT (Double Arm DDT) onto another Road Sign. Splinter covers. 1 ..2 Jagged kicks out. Splinter walks over to the corner and then picks up one of the bags of thumbtacks, bringing a huge roar from the crowd. Splinter then opens the bag and begins to empty the contents into that corner of the ring. However Jagged arrives and clubs Splinter across the back. Jagged then whips Splinter away from the tacks and into the corner of the ring. Jagged moves in and lifts Splinter up to the top turnbuckle. Jagged climbs up and then delivers a High Superplex, and then an instant float-over into a cover. ..1 2 .. Splinter again kicks out. Heelmaster is beginning to get to his feet on the outside, he doesn't look too happy. Jagged pulls Splinter up and takes him over towards the tacks and then sets him up for the Barzini Bomb, but Splinter counters with a Back Body Drop and Jagged lands in the tacks. The big Italian immediately gets up grimacing in pain, and trying to brush away the tacks that are sticking into his body. Heelmaster has recovered his senses and then grabs the timekeeper and throws him to one side, just to grab the chair that he was sitting on. Heelmaster then rolls into the ring behind both Jagged and Splinter. Heelmaster cracks Splinter across the back, letting him drop to the canvas before he cracks the chair over Jagged's head, and he slumps down in the turnbuckle. Heelmaster slams the chair into the mat and then pulls Splinter up to his feet. He hooks him around the waist and then delivers a Side Belly to Belly onto the Steel Chair. Heelmaster hooks the leg back. 1 .2 . Splinter kicks out and the Extreme Title remains in the balance. Jagged is using the ropes to get to his feet, and doesn't look happy at all. Jagged moves with purpose and grabs Heelmaster and pulls him to his feet and then throws him across the ring. Heelmaster rolls to his feet, Jagged charges at him and spears him and they both go through the ropes to the floor. Jagged begins to pound on Heelmaster almost immediately as they crash to the floor and the two begin to exchange right hands on the floor. Jagged pulls himself up and pulls Heelmaster up with him and then whips him hard into the Steel Steps. Jagged then smiles evily as he pulls a Steel Chair from underneath the ring.
Poppa: You think Jagged might hold a grudge?
Big Dave: You hear what he did to Anthony Frost for forcing him to go to see a shrink?
Poppa: I heard, he spent most of his waking hours trying to find out who arranged the order for him to go to a shrink, then when he found out that it was Frost, he made sure he paid for it.
Big Dave: In english, he takes and holds grudges, VERY easily.
Jagged cracks the Steel Chair around Heelmaster's head, trapping it between the steel steps and the chair. Jagged smiles as he rolls back into the ring. While Jagged and Splinter have been battling away, Splinter has been setting up a Table in the ring. Jagged surprises Splinter and clubs him across the back, Splinter spins around holding his back, Jagged punches him in the face a couple of times and then sets him up for a Powerbomb. Jagged goes for the Jagged Edge (Razor's Edge), but Splinter escapes behind and then runs off the ropes, only for Jagged to score with the Kitchen Sink. Heelmaster staggers to his feet on the outside of the ring and rolls back into the ring, not realising that he is rolling directly onto the tacks and quickly springs to his feet and begins to rub them from his body. Jagged pulls Splinter up and then hooks both arms and then plants Splinter with the Barzini Bomb. Heelmaster then lays out Jagged from behind with a clothesline. Heelmaster then pulls Jagged up to his feet and then boots him in the gut and then lifts him up and then Powerbombs him into the tacks. Heelmaster turns back around and then takes a Low Blow from Splinter, who then rolls him onto the table. Splinter then grabs the rest of the thumbtacks and then empties them onto Heelmaster before he climbs up to the top rope. Splinter then connects with the Reality Rift Splash (450 Splash). Splinter hooks the leg back. ..1 ..2 .3!!!!!!!!!!
Poppa: What the hell???
Big Dave: As Heelmaster rolls around in pain from the shards of wood and the thumbtacks, Splinter is the new PWF Extreme Champion.
Poppa: This can't be right? This isn't supposed to happen?
Big Dave: Heelmaster lost, Splinter won, what's wrong with that?
Poppa: The Heelmaster losing part.
Big Dave: Get over it, Congratulations to Splinter, whose star is rising rapidly here in the PWF.
We find ourselves backstage with Law Hiyabusa complete with the new Cruiserweight title across his waist. He isn't quite ready for his upcoming match with Silas Parish as he doesn't even have his attire on. He pats his belt a couple of times and a slight smirk comes across his face.
Law: You might wondering why I'm not dressed yet for the title match tonight. To tell you the truth, it's not all that important. Of course it's a title match, but look who my opponent is! Silas Parish. Yeah he kicked my ass last week and I've learned to accept that. But everyone knows why you wanted to kick the crap out of me. You just wanted a piece of the belt and a piece of the Law!
But I don't consider you the brightest of the bunch. More like...like...the bottom of the barrell. If you wanted a shot, all you had to ask! I'm a nice guy. You still would have got your ass stomped into the canvas, but that's not the point of the matter. You got what you want and now it's time to put up or shut up. I'm putting this belt on the line and if you want it, come and take it!
Everyone can now tell that Law has turned from care free to downright serious. He takes the belt off and places it on his shoulder. The smirk disappears from his face and slight anger comes in it's place.
Law: I'm not cutting you any slack tonight. It's full go and I hope you didn't waste energy last week, because you're going to need all of it tonight. I'm going to take it to that five foot frame of your's. I just hope you can last.
Law leaves the scene and it fades to black.
The camera's cut to Silas Parish's locker room mere moments before his Cruiserweight title match with Law. Silas is in full ring gear and pacing back and forth in anger. He really looks like a caged animal at this point, fuming in anger, but keeping it contained for the moment... but just barely. The cameraman clears his throat audibly, snce he doesn't figure Silas is aware of his presense. Suddenly, Silas' head snaps up and glares right at the camera, his face twisted in fury.
Parish: I saw you, so just SHUT UP and ROLL TAPE!
The cameraman is obviously already rolling tape, but he's not dumb enough to point that out to Silas right now.
Parish: Law Hayabusa, where in the HELL do you get off calling me dumb!? I'm not the one who went to Gambino and BEGGED to be put in a main event match, then totally and completely dropped the ball. You should thank me and everyone else who got involved. Without that happening, the world would have seen just how deep over your head you were out there. There is NO doubt that YOU would have cost Gambino the match. I know it. He knows it. Hell! Even the crowd of idiots out there in the stands right now, know it. Why do you think people point and laugh when they see you know Law? I'll give you a hint, it's not that goofy ass haircut you've got.
As Silas speaks, he's venting a little of the anger that had built up and his body isn't quite as tense anymore. He's still clearly pumped and fuming still, but not at a psychotic level now.
Parish: You think since I didn't just walk up to you and ask politely for a title shot, that I'm not that bright? Well, if I had done that, I wouldn't have gotten to punk you out in front of the world, now would I? I thought you deserved a wake up call Law. And thats just what I gave you. Tonight, when I take that shiny Cruiserweight belt that you seem to have so very little respect for, I'm gonna prove to the world just what a waste of skin you are. You see, you may be the current Cruiserweight champion, but thats about all you've ever accomplished in the PWF. I, on the other hand, have carved my name into PWF history. Not only was I the best damned Hardcore champion ever... not only did I take on people twice my size as Extreme champion, walking out the winner more times than I can count... but I also dethroned the legendary Homicide to snag the PWF U.S. title. Each belt I've owned, has become more prestigious just from me owning it. Now, its time for the Cruiserweight title to become more illustrious. Its time IT got more respect, and I'm just the guy to bring more respect to it.
Silas smirks and actually smiles into the camera. There's a knock at the locker room door, followed up by a stage hand letting Silas know he's got 5 minutes until his intro.
Parish: You're days as Cruiserweight champion are definitely numbered Law... and guess what? The countdown has reached zero. Time to pay the price and face you're downfall... champ!
Silas throws open his locker room door and heads to the entryway for his match, all the way, laughing to himself. On the back wall of his locker room, the camera catches sight of the title names written in chalk again. Hardcore, Extreme and U.S. title are ticked off, but so now, is the PWF Cruiserweight title belt.
Big Dave: Silas Parish is nothing if not confident.
Poppa: With his track record, he can afford to be confident. How often is it that the guy loses a match?
Big Dave: Not often.
Poppa: Exactly, if you were winning reguarly, you'd be confident, which is exactly what Silas Parish is, confident.
Big Dave: Lets not forget Law Hiyabusa, who is on the up here in the PWF, lets see if he can continue his meteoric rise.
Credit: Splinter
"Come out and Play" by The Offspring begins to play increasingly loud through the arena speakers, heralding the arrival of "Pitbull" Silas Parish. Several scenes of a pitbull on a chain, barking and straining to get loose, play on the TitanTron as the words SILAS PARISH slowly appear across the middle of the screen. Suddenly, a series of pyrotechnic explosions erupt down the right side of the ramp and back up the left side as Silas steps through the backstage curtain and into view. He pauses at the top of the ramp, his eyes locked on his opponent in the ring. He cracks his knuckles and makes sure the tape around his hands is tight, his gaze still locked on the ring. Then he begins to stalk forward. About halfway down the ramp he breaks into a run and slides into the ring under the bottom rope, quickly getting to his feet well before the bell rings.
James: Introducing from Vancouver, Canada, SILAS PARISH.
"Falling Apart" by Trust Company hits the speakers and red pyros go off on each side of the ramp. Law Hiyabusa walks onto the ramp and stares into the crowd as if he's searching for something. He then does a mad sprint down the ramp and the foward momentum causes him to slide halfway across the ring. He gets up from the canvas and jumps to the top turnbuckle and holds his hands to the side as he gets an ovation from the fans.
James: Introducing from Japan, weighing 189lbs, LAW HIYABUSA!!!
Report: Law is handing the referee the referee his title belt as Silas Parish jumps the bell. He leaps in and hits three hard rights on Law, he then whips Law to the ropes, on the way back Silas levels Law with a hard elbow strike to the face. Law goes down holding his knee, he starts to get up but Silas drops an elbow over the back of Law's head that puts him straight back down on the mat. Silas picks Law up again and throws him to the ropes, on the way back Law hits Parish with his own elbow strike that sends Silas to the mat. Law follows up with a big leg drop right to Silas's throat. Law gets up and then hits a second leg drop, he tries an early cover 1 Silas kicks out. Law picks Silas up and then lands four hard rights to the face, Law goes for a fifth and Silas catches it. Parish then sets Law up and plants him with a hard swinging neckbreaker. Law pulls himself up and Silas instantly gets him with a second swinging neckbreaker. Law once again starts to get up, Parish looks annoyed, he kicks Law in the gut and pulls him up. Silas then sits down driving Hiyabusas head right into the mat with a pulling piledriver, Parish instantly covers Law hoping for an early win 1 Law kicks out. Parish pulls himself up hits a standing senton bomb on the Cruiserweight Champion, he tries another cover 1 Law kicks out just before the count of two. Parish gets up and lifts Law up, he throws Law to the ropes. On the way back Silas scoops Law up and plants him with a hard double leg takedown. Sila then backs off a bit allowing Law up to his feet, Parish runs in and cross bodies Law down to the mat, he covers 1 2 Law kicks out just after the count of two. Silas gets up and drops two hard elbows across the chest of Hiyabusa. He then picks Law up and throws him to the ropes, on the way back Silas clotheslines Law down. Parish picks Law up and then plants him right back down into the mat with a brutal double arm DDT. He rolls Law over and covers him 1 2 Law kicks out. Silas climbs the turnbuckle and beckons for Hiyabusa to get to his feet, Law eventually gets up and then turns round to face Parish who dives off and takes Law down to the mat with a huge flying cross body into a cover 1 2 Law kicks out!
Big Dave: Law remains resilient to Silas Parish's constant attacks.
Poppa: He's surprising even me, Parish is dishing out some tough blows, and he keeps kicking out.
Silas gets up, obviously getting annoyed that Law just will not stay down. Silas picks Law up and throws him to the ropes, Silas then runs to the ropes himself, as they meet in the middle Parish takes Law down with a hard body tackle, Parish then proceeds to lay in the right hands, hitting Law in the face over and over again. Silas gets up and beckons Law up to his feet. Law starts to get up and Parish kicks him in the gut, assumably to set up the Downfall (3/4 Turn Neckbreaker) but Law catches Silas' leg. Law shakes his head and then hits a huge Fatal Spiral (Dragon Screw)! Both men fall go down on the mat, Law looks tired from the assault that Parish has been laying on, the referee starts his count out 1 2 3 4 5 6 Law starts to get to his feet, he gets up and sees that Parish is getting up as well. Law waits for Parish to get fully up to his feet, Parish turns round and Law runs in, he leaps up and then hurricanranas Silas into the mat, he then proceeds to hit a flury of right hands to Parishs face. Law gets up and backs off again waiting for Silas to get up. Silas pulls himself up on the ring ropes, as Law runs in he turns round. Law leaps up and hits a big flipping dropkick to Silas' face. Silas goes down holding his face in pain as Law starts to build momentum. Silas starts to get up, Law sets him up and then drives him hard into the mat with a huge snap suplex. Law keeps Silas in position as he gets back up and hits a second one. Law then picks Silas up, slips behind and finishes the combination of moves off with a huge german suplex with a bridge 1 2 Silas kicks out, showing his toughness. Law picks Silas up once more and hits a snap suplex right near the turnbuckle, Law then leaps up to the top turnbuckle. He signals to the crowd and then leaps off, hitting a perfect flipping leg drop onto Silas, Law covers his opponent again 1 2 Silas kicks out just before the count of three. Law get up and grabs Silas, he proceeds to lock him in a brutal mexican surfboard. Silas Parish screams out in pain as Law stretches him out. Silas looks ready to tap but both his arms are being held. Law keeps the hold solidly locked in until he feels it is time to finish Silas off. Hiyabusa releases the hold and gets up to his feet. Law lets Silas up to his feet and then sets him up. Law lifts Silas up and gets him in position for the Suicide Driver (Falcon Arrow) but as Law goes to hit the move Silas manages to grab Laws head and drops him into a huge Downfall (3/4 Turn Neckbreaker), Law's face drops off the mat.
Big Dave: Both men are down in this spectacular Cruiserweight contest.
Poppa: We are just one Patizing away from a winner.
Law and Silas lie tired on the mat as the referee starts him count out 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Silas starts to get up to his feet, he scuttles over to Law and covers him 1 2 Law kicks out much to Silas' amazement. Silas picks Law up and delivers a few stinging rights to the face, Silas grabs Law and plants him into the mat with a double arm DDT that drives his face solidly into the mat. Silas once again rolls Law over and covers 1 2 Law kicks out, again just before the count of three. Silas gets up and then gets in the referees face, he's sure it was a three count. The referee and Silas get in an aggressive argument, Law just about manages to roll Silas up 1 2 Silas kicks out, he jumps up looking even more angry than ever, Law gets up and throws a tired punch, Silas ducks it and locks Law up, he takes Law down to the mat and gets the 15 Seconds Of Fame (Tazzmission) properly locked in. Law can be seen visibly fading, Silas keeps the hold locked in. Laws eyes start to close as the referee grabs his arm and lifts it into the air, it drops 1 the referee lifts his arm up and lets go of it again 2 the referee lifts Laws arm up again and lets go, it almost drops but Law somehow manages to hold it. Law then tiredly flails sideways, using his body weight to shift himself and Silas nearer the ropes, then much to Silas' dismay Law leans over and manages to get his hard firmly on the ropes. The referee forces Silas to break the hold; he does begrudgingly. Silas gets to his feet and starts to lay boots into Laws chest, Silas picks him up and sets him up for a suplex. Silas tries to lift Law but Law won't budge. Hiyabusa lands four hard gut shots and then hoists Silas up, he proceeds to plant Parish with a big Suicide Driver (Falcon Arrow), Silas hits the mat hard and it causes the entire ring shakes. Law and Silas once again lie still in the ring as the referee once again starts his count out 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Law stirs and leaps up to his feet much to the joy of the crowd. Silas is still down, as Law turns to climb the turnbuckle Silas pulls himself up on the ring ropes, Silas throws a wild kick and Law easily catches it. Law signals to the crowd and hits the second Fatal Spiral (Dragon Screw) of the match, Silas lands in front of the turnbuckle. Law climbs up and looks around at the crowd who cheer like mad. Law leaps off and lands perfectly on Silas, hitting the Japanese Chainsaw (450 Splash), he hits Silas hard. Law rolls off holding his ribs but quickly crawls over and covers Parish 1 2 Silas just kicks out. Law pulls himself up on the ring ropes and then lifts Silas onto his feet, he sets Silas up and lifts him into position. Hiyabusa then proceeds to plant Parish with a massive Fury Of Japan (Orange Bomb), he lands in position for the cover 1 2 3!
Big Dave: Law retains his title, but not without one hell of a fight from Silas Parish.
Poppa: Even I agree for once, that was one close contest, I thought we might end up with two Title changes tonight.
Big Dave: Well, it's just one, but not without one hell of a fight. We are out of time tonight, it's been another excellent night of action on this weeks Armageddon, don't forget to tune into Havoc tomorrow night, see you then folks!!