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Live from the Thomas and Mack Center
Las Vegas, Nevada
2nd January 2002
Pyro's blast off all around the Thomas and Mack
Center as the Armageddon Intro plays on the Ultra-Tron. The capacity crowd
goes insane and then we swoop down to the Announcers table, where "Big
Dave" Lambourne and Eric "The Bushbomber" Gellar are waiting.
Big Dave: Hello Everyone, I hope you had
a good New Year, and I hope you enjoy tonight as we kick off the New Year
in the PWF, with a spectacular show.
Gellar: We've taken the Christmas period
off, this is our first show since HardKore Hell. What a night that was.
Big Dave: We saw everything that night, some
things that may never be seen on PWF PPV again, Car Crashes, People falling
from Scaffolds, Glass Rings, an awful lot of Blood and a shocking ending.
Gellar: For those few who missed it, Havok
surprised everyone and cost Crusader any chance of regaining his World
Title. But he may have cost himself his job, Gambino threatened to fire
anyone who interfered in the Main Event, which Havok did.
Big Dave: The question people have been asking
is whether Gambino will actually fire him, because after all, he did help
Gambino keep his title.
Gellar: Precisely, that's what I love about
it, the mystery.
Big Dave: Well Havok has what may be his
last match in the PWF tonight, against Matt Van Dam. Which he apparantely
wants just to prove he has nothing to do with the gWo. But he has been
told quite clearly that on this weeks Havoc, Gambino has plans for him.
Gellar: The question is, what are his plans?
Big Dave: We will have to wait and find out
I suppose, but firstly we have a match.....
The arena goes pitch black as a red light appears
in the ring. Suddenly red mist comes up from the stage followed by a firery
ring. All of a sudden Scum of The Earth-by Rob Zombie hits and the ring
of fire begins to turn red and grow outwards. As the fire reaches the
entry way Bman appears coming up from the starting of the ring. He has
redy brown hair with black pants with a leather jacket on. He smiles evily
as he walks down the stage way and into the ring that beings to pour fire
from the sides. Bman slides in the ring and grabs a mic that is put in
the back of his pants. He waits silently for the crowd to stop talking
and the lights to turn back on
Big Dave: We are supposed to have a match
now, but I guess nobody felt like telling the Cult of Shadows.
BMan: For over
2 years now.....I have been living a lie.....I have been attacking a lie...now
thanks to Bloodbath I have found the real me...I shall no longer be known
as Bman..I am now Grimm! I am going back to my true roots....a troubled
childhood with nowhere to go.The entire purpose of human existence, is
to kindle a light in the darkness of being. We are a nation of hollow
stuffed people; bleeding together; heads stuffed with straw. Like wind
in an empty street, or rats feet over broken glass in a dark and forgotten
cellar. So it is said to be.I can't remember a time when I wasn't alone,
even when my parent were around. The sound of their fury was harsh, but
the sound of their silence was deafining. It's devastation that left me
buried beneath a mountain of solitude. My lonliness and despair traped
me in a storm of unimaginable emptiness. The other kids playing ball outside,
and me with them was am illusion I'd allow myself, but the stark reality
was even if my parents would of allowed me to leave my bedroom dwell,
the other kids wouldn't of allowed me to join in anyway. They said I didn't
follow thier rules. Their stupid rules....Who are they to tell me what
to do!!!! I am my own man now....thanks to Eraser, Bloodbath, and King
Valcano I can now be the real me....along with Hanibal...Throughout the
trials and tribulations and the heartbreak and the misery that is my life,
there is only one man who's advice I've ever headed. His name was and
is Bloodbath...And he told me there are two rules. One there are no rules
and two is someone must feel the Fear Factor!!! now that you know who
I am now....you must feel my pain....along with the rest of the misbegotten
folls in the back.....You can try but you won't succeed!!
Grimm drops the mic and fire rises as the lights
go out again. Grimm rolls out of the ring and up the ramp where he came.
He walks back to the middle of the firery ring and slunks back down from
wence he came as the cameras turn out
Scene opens In the Q-zee locker room with several
ladies relaxing on the leather cauch sipping champaign and helping them
selfes to drinks from the mini bar.The sound of "Big Pimpin" quitely in
the background is pumping out of the Sound System. Ted Tedison is holdin
the mike up to the slightly irritated face of Q-Zee.
Q-Zee: Get that thing out of my face Fred
show some respect for the dogg. What exactly is it u want, if u havnt
noticed i have more important things to attend to.
Q-zee Turns to the black Lady on the sofa, points
and winks
Tedison: Sorry Q .......
Q-Zee: Thats Mr Zee to you Fred, now what
the hell do u want?
Ted: Well Mr Zee i can tell that you have obviously settled into the PWF
but we have yet to see you figh........
Q-Zee: The time has come for Q-Zee to make
his debut Fred, I would Like to challange C-dogg! and i would like to
kick his ass! who the hell does this guy think he is! I'm gonna prove
to all you guys in the PWF that i am the number 1 new comer and that there
is only room for one dogg in the PWF Aiit! Now if you Don't Mind Fred!
As Ted leaves the room the Camera fades out as giggles
and laughs can be heard for the Q-zee locker room.
Big Dave: Welcome back folks, we move quickly
onto the ring, as we are now ready for our opening match of the night,
as Eraser makes his in ring return after a month out, against Alexander.
Who was none too happy with the actions of Eraser & the Cult of Shadows
at HardKore Hell.
Gellar: Can't say I blame the guy, I mean
he did cost his team a shot at the Hardcore Tag Titles.
Big Dave: I agree, and I think that the Gods
of War should be given a fair crack at those titles.
Gellar: Now that, I have to disagree with,
Canadian Kaos earned their shot.
Big Dave: Well, that's you, not me.

Report: Eraser opens
the match on top of Alexander, using his power to deliver a number of
high impact moves, including a big Powerslam, and a viscious Sidewalk
Slam. Eraser goes for a Military Press, but Alexander drops behind and
then surprises everyone by hitting a German Suplex on Eraser. Alexander
then begins to assert himself in the match and begins to break down Alexander,
with the Warrior's Demise almost bringing a 3 count. Alexander goes for
the Fall of Rome, but Eraser escapes and pushes Alexander into the ropes
and then goes for The Eraser, but Alexander ducks underneath and then
a kick to the gut sets up a Double Arm DDT and a close 2 count. However
Eraser manages to get in a Mule Kick while Alexander attempts a German
Suplex and then comes off the ropes and hits the Eraser (Strong Lariat).
Eraser then scores the 3 count.
Eraser d. Alexander
6:01 Pinfall
Big Dave: Eraser picks up a good win on his
return. Alexander takes another heavy blow from the Cult of Shadows.
Gellar: He probably rushed into this match,
he definitely didn't need to come back so quickly HardKore Hell, but he
insisted, and now he has paid the price.
Big Dave: Anyway, we filmed this footage
a little earlier. It's an interview between the Impressive PWF newcomer,
Jason Hunt, and Ted Tedison. To understand this interview, you need to
know that at a House Show last week, Jason Hunt made his debut, and then
got a surprise response from Matt Van Dam, who said that he would make
his debut at Armageddon against, wait for it........ Jennifer Van Dam.
Gellar: Now how silly is that. I hope JVD
beats him.
Jason Hunt is at a soda machine getting a soda and
admiring his muscles as he occasionally flexes them in his skin tight
dark green brand new Jason Hunt t-shirt. Jason digs deep into his cargo
pants to bust out some change but he comes up empty handed. Ted Tedison
approaches him with a microphone in his hand.
Tedison: Jason Hunt, you have cause quite
an uproar in the PWF without even having a match yet.
Hunt: What? Wait bump it I dont want to know
what the hell you're rambling on about. Unless of coarse if you have a
dollar I can spare to get soda?
Tedison: Uh sure, if I give you the money
will you do the interview for me?
Hunt: Sure thing Ted Master T. Ask me anything
but first, cough up the money.
Ted pulls out his wallet and takes a dollar out
and gives it Jason Hunt. Jason puts the dollar in the machine and selects
a Mountain Dew and it comes out of the soda slot and Jason picks it up,
untwists the top and takes a big swig.
Hunt: Now you can ask away.
Tedison: To continue what I was saying, Jason
you have caused some ruckus in the PWF without even having your first
match.
Hunt: You talking about that gWo @#%$? If
you think that, that was a ruckus and a uproar in the PWF then you have
you're one messed up little test tube baby. Are you a test tube baby,
Ted?
Tedison: Why no I'm not, but I don't see
how that is relavent to this interview.
Hunt: It has all the relevance in the world
Teddy-o because I dont deal with test tube babies, it just aint right.
Now less side tracking and more on topic with these questions, aight?
Tedison: You're the one who brought up the
test tube baby stuff. But anyways, what are your thoughts on your first
match in the PWF against a women none the less by the name of Jennifer
Van Dam. This was all started when you mentioned the gWo in your debut
at the PWF.
Hunt: (Takes a sip from the mountain dew)
I'd like to think that i'm cool with it. It's not my fault that the rest
of the gWo is pussies and don't want to go one on one with the greatest
light-weight of all time. Wait, forget that I don't want to be constricted
to the title of "light-weight" because it doesn't matter the weight or
the size of the person i'm facing because i'm just going to kick there
ass anyway. Now it's cool with me that Matt Van Dam forced his little
hoe to fight me, because I really don't care who i'm facing. All I have
to say to JVD that fine ugly piece of ass that she is, hunny you have
no chance in hell against me. Not like anybody else does anyway, but your
chances are like below the normal levels of non winningness.
Tedison: Jason, you do seem to have an arrogant
and confident ora around you, but don't you think that people are going
to take exception to all of your comments.
Hunt: Do I think people are not going to
like what I say? Of course people are going to have a problem with what
I say, it's not my fault not everybody can handle the truth. That is all
I speak, is the truth. Every word that comes out of my mouth is always
a guarantee of things to come. But do I fear that people will take exception
to what I say? Ah hell no, why because I am the greatest I am Jason Hunt.
If somebody has a problem with the words that come out of my mouth then
they can take their pansy ass and go face to face with me and say it.
Otherwise all they're doing is talking the talk but not walking the walk.
I'm not afraid to go up to Matt Van Dam and tell him that is little lady
friend is a @#%$ disease carrying crotch cricket hoe bag. But apparently
he does have a problem doing it to me, he hid in a locker room full of
all his so called friends and sang a little half ass song about me and
then sent JVD to fight me since him and all his so called friends didn't
have the balls to do it. Now MVD is going to deny it and go into some
rambling state where he talks about how everyone wants to be like MVD
and then he'll say some smack and all his friends will laugh and then
he'll back off and send some jamoke after me. I don't even think he'd
talk smack anymore, he saw what I did to that geezer who threw the water
in my face. He saw the impact that the DownSizer has and to be honest
with you Ted I went easy on the old bastard.
Tedison: There is no denying that the DownSizer
you delivered to that waiter was devestating.
Hunt: You damn right it was devestating and
that is only a sign of things to come. I'm not one to live in the past
but take a look at some of my previous matches, then and only then will
you see how much impact the DownSizer has.
Tedison: It is officially the New Year as
2002 has arrived. What is your New Years Resolution?
Hunt: Well Ted, I have a few. One is to get
as much ass as possible and the other is to kick as much ass as possible.
Then maybe to win some titles in the PWF and stuff like that.
Tedison: What can we see from Jason Hunt
in the year 2002?
Hunt: Some exciting, fast paced ass kicking
brought to you by the man the myth the soon to be legend...Jason f'n Hunt.
Tedison: Where do you predict Jason Hunt
will be in the year 2002?
Hunt: I predict that in the year 2002, Jason
Hunt will be at the top of the rankings. I mean come on, you have seen
what I am capable of. I speak the truth when I say that the year 2002
will be the year of Jason Hunt. The year of well over 365 ass whoopings.
Tedison: You have had some injuries in your
previous promotion of the nRw. Are you well healed from them and will
you be totally 100 percent in your first match?
Hunt: Ted, I appreciate the concern but it's
not needed. I assume you're talking about the eye injury that I had. I
can see perfect out of it again and all that's left is a little scar.
I've been training ever since I could see again and i am 110 percent right
now. It's going to take alot more than getting my head smashed into a
car window and the glass getting in my eye to keep me out of action. I'm
sorry to say this but there is no way JVD is getting out of the ass kicking
that I am going to deliver and after I kick her ass I hope she goes and
tells MVD all about it. "Why Matt? Why did you send me in there just to
get my ass kicked over and over again by that hunk of a man Jason Hunt."
Tedison: Jason Hunt, I wish you all the luck
in the year 2002 and with your career in the PWF.
Hunt: Thank you and uh happy new year everybody
because as soon as all the partying is done I am going right back to kicking
some major bootay.
Ted Tedison shakes the hand of Jason Hunt and then
he walks off. Jason crushes the soda can in his hand and throws it up
against the wall and then he walks off as well.
Gellar: I am very surprised that Jason Hunt
has agreed to this match, it's a very strange decision.
Big Dave: I agree, why would he agree to
wrestle a woman on his debut?
Gellar: I suppose he just wants to suffer
the indignity of losing to a woman on his debut, after all, that's all
he's going to be good for if he keeps messing with the gWo.
Big Dave: Well, we will see what happens
in this one.

Report: Almost immediately
at the start of the match Jason Hunt hits a devastating Spear takedown
on JVD, catching everyone off guard. He quickly covers and scores the
3 count. He then moves towards the edge of the ring and asks for a mic.
Jason Hunt d. JVD
0:08 Pinfall
Hunt: "How long did that take? Five? Ten
Seconds? It doesn't matter. Did you seriously think I came here to wrestle
a woman Matt? Did you even seriously contemplate the thought she actually
had a chance of winning this match. Now I'll be damned if I'm going anywhere,
and I demand that if anyone actually has balls within the gWo, that they
step out right here and face me right now."
Hunt begins to pace around the ring.
Hunt: "Come on Matt, send one of your cronies
out here right now."
There is no response
Hunt: "Fine, if you won't come out here,
I'll make you come out here."
Jason Hunt then goes over to the fallen JVD and
sits on her and begins to hit her in the face with the Microphone
Hunt: "How many blows will it take Matt?
How many will it take before you send me out a proper challenger?"
Jason Hunt raises his fist for another blow when
the lights go out. Then a Green Light begins to bathe the Entrance way
before "Zombie Nation" by Kernkraft 400 hits the arena. In the Flashing
Green Lights we can see Jason Hunt looking around, then suddenly the lights
come back on and Power G is standing behind Jason Hunt. Jason Hunt turns
around and walks straight into a G Power Slam (Olympic Slam). Power G
then rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp without looking back
as "Zombie Nation" hits again.
Hitman is seen is his room at the bar. In his hand
is a sheet containing information on all the PWF superstars. He slowly
scans down the list before his eyes fall upon the name “Dark Storm”. A
sly smile spreads across his face.
Hitman: Dark Storm? Two time lightweight
champion and one time Challenge champion. Beating him to a pulp should
make people recognise me. Yeah… soon everyone will know the name of Hitman
and DarkStorm will be the first to feel my wrath.
He puts down the sheet of paper and walks over to
his PC, he goes to the PWF site and quickly finds DarkStorm’s roster page
for more information.
Hitman: So you like to use aerial and agile
manoeuvres, yeah I know the type. That’s exactly how my foster brother
fights and I can handle him. This should be a problem. Alright, lets head
to the arena and introduce myself to the fans so that they know who it
is making bloody mess out of their hero DarkStorm.
Hitman grabs his bullet chain from a hook on the
door and places it around his neck before grabbing his bag and heading
down the steps to the main bar area. He quickly heads to the bar and calls
over the bartender Harry.
Hitman: Harry! Give me one for the road,
its time I showed my face around the PWF arena.
Harry: Go on ya Tony, here.
Harry slides down half a pint of bud.
Harry: It’s on the house.
Hitman: Thanks Harry.
Hitman downs his drink and heads for the door. Outside
his black Haley is seen covered in a drape to protect it from the frost.
Hitman pulls off the drape and climbs on heading off into the distance.
The camera fades and returns to the arena where the commentators and waiting
for the arrival of a new superstar.
Big Dave: Hello folks and welcome back, tonight
we’re expecting the arrival of a new Superstar in the PWF, you've just
seen some footage of the man known as "Hitman"
At this point the lights goes out, several white
Crosshairs appear amongst the crowd, down the ramp and in the ring. Another
appears on the titantron. At this point several drum beats are heard slowly
increasing in speed until there is no gap between them. “Sinner” by Drowning
Pool blares out the PA system as Fireworks begin shooting out of the entryway.
The lights flash red and blue as Hitman emerges from backstage to a chorus
of boos. He is dressed in his usual black top and trousers, with a black
bandanna around his long dark hair, a pair of sunglasses covering his
eyes and a silver bullet attached to a chain hangs around his neck. He
holds a water bottle in his right hand and heads to the top of the ramp.
He lifts the bottle and pours the contents into his mouth before spitting
it out in a red mist. Hitman then throws the bottle into the crowd, causing
a mad dash for the precious item. He lifts his bullet to his mouth a kisses
it before allowing it to hang loosely around his neck. He continues to
make his way down the entry ramp as the crowd jeer and taunt the fully
fledged heel. Hitman looks to each side of the crowd as he makes his way
to the ring. He climbs onto the apron and stares out into the crowd before
entering the ring. He walks over to the turnbuckle and climbs onto the
second rope. He slowly raises his arms and his bullet chain glistens against
the light from the camera flashes. Hitman steps down from the turnbuckle
as the music cuts and lightning returns to normal. He jumps down from
the turnbuckle and walks to the centre of the ring. Dawg tosses him a
mic.
Hitman: Well, from the response I got on
my way down here you already know who I am so I’d like to say hello to
all my fans here in the PWF!
The crowd boo in response and Hitman laughs.
Hitman: My boss changes but the fans stay
the same, just a bunch of envious, insecure slobs who couldn’t fight their
way out of a paper bag.
The crowd boo and begin to chant.
“@$$HOLE! @$$HOLE! @$$HOLE!”
Hitman again laughs.
Hitman: You chant and jeer but you can’t
stop me! Not one of you pathetic pieces of crap can do anything about
it, not one of you can take me down and stop me.
The crowd continue to boo wildly.
Hitman: Well if you really want to try just
come on down here and try it!
Several fans move towards Hitman but security stops
them from getting over the railings.
Hitman: Anyone?
The fans being held back struggle but can’t get
past.
Hitman: No, I didn’t think anyone here had
the balls to fight me.
The struggling fans stop realising that they had
just been tricked by Hitman.
Hitman: Well, I better get to the point.
After looking though the roster of PWF I was slightly disappointed with
the lack of talent, I was expecting more of a challenge from a federation
as well known and respected as this. Well, after looking through the ranks
I found someone who will do for my first match, someone who @ss I will
kick to show you all just how good I am! I will show you just why I am
one of the most respected superstar into the E-fed world. The man I have
chosen goes by the name of DarkStorm. So DarkStorm how about it, you and
me, one on one, mono et mono in the centre of the ring where I will take
you down for the 1-2-3! Well DarkStorm: You Game?
The crowd continue to jeer wildly as Hitman is waiting
for a response.
Suddenly "Click, Click, Boom" by Saliva hits the
Thomas and Mack Arena, out of the entrance walks DarkStorm, the Lightweight
Title proudly over his shoulder. He already has a mic in his hand.
DarkStorm: "What do we have here, another
jobber to rank alongside power peewee and friends. Not only does this
Jobber think he is good, he actually believes he can beat the phenomenon
here in the PWF, who goes by the name of DarkStorm. So do I accept you
challenge?"
DarkStorm immediately starts to walk towards the
ring, Hitman takes off some of his jewelry and his bandana and tosses
them to one side and calls for DarkStorm to get in the ring.

Report: DarkStorm slides
in the ring and Hitman gets in the early blows with a few clubs across
the back. Hitman then uses his overbearing Power to dominate DarkStorm
in the early stages, with hard clotheslines, and a big Spinebuster scoring
a close 2 count. Hitman hits a Gutwrench Powerbomb and this time DarkStorm
only just survives. Hitman continues to beat on DarkStorm, but he just
keeps surviving those pinfalls. And slowly Hitman becomes frustrated and
more tired. Hitman tries another Powerbomb, but DarkStorm escapes with
a Hurricanranna Pin, and almost gets the win. DarkStorm then hits the
Storm DDT and then quickly goes for the 450 Storm, but misses. Hitman
then lifts DarkStorm onto the turnbuckle and he delivers the Termination.
(Super German Suplex). Hitman then lifts himself up and goes for the Bullet
(Back Flip Splash), but this time it is DarkStorm who avoids the attack.
Both men get up at the same time and after an exchange of punches, Hitman
sends DarkStorm to the ropes and then lifts him up for a Spinebuster,
but DarkStorm hooks the head and spins around to hit the Jump Swinging
DDT, and then covers and gets a 3 count.
DarkStorm d. Hitman
10:46 Pinfall
The cameras open up in the gWo locker room, where
a battered Gambino stands, with a bandage on his forehead. He is sitting
alone with his World Title sitting beside him on the couch. The door swings
open and MVD walks in.
MVD:"Hey, what's up Gambino?"
Gambino:"Matt, you get that tape I asked
for?"
MVD holds up a videocassette
MVD:"Got it right here"
Gambino:"Cool. Pop it in the VCR"
MVD puts the cassette into the VCR, and presses
the play button. The tv screen lights up and begins to show the Iron Man
World Title Match from Hardkore Hell. We see Havok interfere against Crusader
and then Gambino getting the final pinfall, sealing the fate of Crusaders
chances at another World Title reign. The screen then goes blank and MVD
presses stop
Gambino:"Damnit!"
MVD:"I told you man. That son of a bitch
interfered, even when you warned the consequences. You gonna fire his
ass now?"
Gambino:"Oh, rest assured, I've got plans
for Havok. I'll let him have his fun tonight on Armageddon, but as soon
as Saturday night gets here, he's gonna get exactly what he deserves"
MVD:"That's cool. I'll take the Son' Bitch
apart, and then on Havoc, you can give him what he deserves"
Gambino:"Yeah, real cool."
The cameras fade out
Big Dave: It sounds like the gWo has plans
for Havok, but will they be good or bad, we will have to wait I guess.
Gellar: Indeed.
Big Dave: But anyway, on with the show, we
move onto our next match.

Report: The Warriors
jump start the match by attacking KV and Bloodbath, but the sheer size
of KV begins to dominate the match as KV begins to break down the left
arm of Eiji Jubei, while Law has to wait patiently on the apron. Bloodbath
takes over and hits the Bloodbash, but Law makes the save before the ref
can count 3. Eventually Eiji manages to get in a DDT and tags in Law,
who takes the match to both of the Cult of Shadows members, but KV overpowers
him and locks in the Eruption of Destruction. (Ultimate Armbar) on Law.
But Eiji breaks it up. Law manages to surprise Bloodbath with a Hurricanranna
and then a Spinning Heel Kick and goes up top for a Pheonix Splash, but
he misses and as he gets up to his feet Bloodbath hits the Bloodbash and
coves for the win.
Cult of Shadows d. Ultimate Warriors.
8:57 Pinfall
Big Dave: The Cult of Shadows make their
second mark of the night as they defeat The Ultimate Warriors. Who aren't
on the greatest of runs at the moment, but they have talent and ability,
and I am sure they will pick up sooner, rather than later.
Gellar: They don't have a lot of choice,
otherwise they will get left behind in the Tag Division.
Big Dave: Before we move into our next match
between Mr Walrus and Rex Chapman, we'd better show you why this match
came about. Roll the tape.
The camera fades in and we see Mr. Walrus at the
East Setauket, Long Island Superhero Convention. Walrus is sitting at
a table wearing a Spider-Man shirt and holding a pen. He has a stack of
the new edition of Spider-Man comics next to him, which he is signing
for whoever wants to shell out the cash.
Man: Dude, you're Mr. Walrus!
Walrus: Um, yeah. Do I know you?
Man: No, but I'm a huge fan!
Walrus: Whoa, I have big fans!
Man: Huh?
Walrus: Um... I have big hands... yeah, that's
it.
Man: Can I get a picture, with you, Wally?
Walrus: Only if you never call me Wally again.
If you do I'll send my UberMonkeys to eat your brain.
Man: UberMonkeys?
Walrus: Oh yeah... that angle never did go
anywhere. Nuts. Ok, let's take the picture.
Walrus hops over the table and poses with the guy,
giving a big cheesy looking thumbs up to the camera. The picture is snapped,
and Walrus staggers back to his seat, half-blinded by the flash on the
camera. The next person in line walks up.
Walrus: (blinking rapidly in an attempt to
clear his vision) Hey there, Spidey fan.
Man: Hey, Walrus.
Walrus rubs his eyes and looks at the man.
Walrus: Hey, Rex!
Standing in front of Walrus is fellow PWF Superstar
Rex Chapman, wearing a Batman shirt and holding some comics.
Walrus: I didn't know you were a Spidey fan.
Rex: I'm not, but the line for Batman is
really long, so I figured I'd come over here and talk to you for a bit.
Walrus: So you're NOT a Spidey fan?
Rex: Nope. Spider-Man is kinda stupid, if
you ask me.
Walrus: STUPID!? SPIDER-MAN!? SINNER!!!
Rex: Whoa, there, calm down!
Walrus is irate and dives over the table. He uses
his size advantage to tackle Rex to the ground. The two start to swing
punches at eachother and roll around on the ground. Walrus gets off of
Rex and grabs a nearby Wolverine action figure. He rips open the package
and pushes the little switch that extends the claws. Walrus holds it out
like a knife.
Walrus: You take that back, or I'll cut yer
gizzard out!
Rex: Chill, Walrus!
Walrus dives at Rex with the action figure, but
Rex dodges out of the way and Walrus slams into a rack of comics. The
rack tumbles over, sending the people running the display on the other
side running for cover. Walrus gets up and charges Rex again. Rex leapfrogs
over Walrus, who crashes into a display table. Walrus flips over it, sending
superhero memorobilia flying. Walrus hits the ground with a thwack.
Walrus: Ow... I landed on something.
Walrus shuffles around behind the table a bit, before
finding what he landed on.
Walrus: Geez, stupid Batmobile.
Walrus tosses the toy car aside and gets up, brandishing
his Wolverine action figure. He catches a glimpse of Rex dashing out the
main entrance.
Walrus: I'll get you! And your little dog
too!
Gellar: Let me get this straight, they were
fighting because Rex didn't like Spiderman?
Big Dave: Pretty much.
Gellar: Is this the depths that Walrus has
to reach to get into a fight.
Big Dave: Well, what did you expect of him?
He did used to dive off Giant Screens.
Gellar: Point taken.

Report: Rex and Walrus
duel out in the middle of the ring, until Rex takes control and begins
to work over the leg of Walrus. A few Shin Breakers and then a Figure
Four begins to break down the leg of Walrus, but he refuses to tap out.
In fact you could swear that he had a smile on his face. Walrus then begins
to make a comeback and hits a Hurricanranna and then connects with a Walrussault,
but doesn't quite get the 3 count. Walrus goes for a Superkick, but Rex
catches his foot and then hits a Dragon Screw to set up the ACL Agony,
but Walrus hits an Enziguri and then a Scoop Slam sets up the Walrus Elbow.
He does the "Do the Walrus" walk, before he delivers the Walrus Elbow
and covers for the win.
Walrus d. Rex
6:34 Pinfall
The Arena goes black and bad boy for life hits and
Masta P makes His Way to the ring, he grabs a microphone
Masta P: Before i say what i gotta say i
need to get a few things of my chest
Masta P paces round the ring
Masta P: I trust everybody watched HardKore
hell
The crowd all cheer
Masta P: And what good viewing it made watching
as one by one all of the gWo ass clowns got there Whining Moaning butts
Kicked. Now Ill be Honest i dont give a damm about Travis Right, Power
G or any of the other retards but watching Davey K Beat the living Hell
out of MVD brought a smile to me face.
The crowd cheer Again
Masta P: Because since i arrived here in
the PWF I have had to endure night after night listening to his his crap
and no doubt he'll be out here tonight or on havoc boring us all with
his reasons why he lost and how somehow he was screwed out of the match.
So I just hope that for a tiny while this shuts him up. So MVD I,ll just
leave you with this
Masta P goes to mock MVD’s two thumb pose but then
changes his mind
Masta P: Nobody wants Matts V.D
The crowd erupt with laughter
Masta P: Now for the real reason i,m out
here, I could'nt be at hardcore Hell because.... well lets just say there
are quite a few ladies who had Masta P on there Christmas list and pleasing
them all takes a while
The crowd erupt with a huge cheer ( Especially the
female Percentage of the crowd)
Masta P: And i didnt wrestle at Havoc so
its been quite a while since you lot have seen Masta P in action
Masta P stops and looks at some people in the frount
row
Masta P: i,ll rephrase that sorry, Its been
a while since you saw Masta P in action except you ladies on the front
row
Masta P does a quite obvious Wink to them
Masta P: so i thought ill grace everybody
with my presnce in a match tonight
the crowd Cheer again
Masta P: So i was thinking who deserves to
be in the ring with Masta P
Masta P stops and thinks to himself
Masta P: Well quite frankley nobody deserves
to have the privalidge of been in the ring with me except maybe you gals
in the frount row.
once again a very obvious wink form masta P
Masta P: So i thought back to when i started
here in the PWF and i remembered that some retarded idiot called sandstorm
challanged me and that match never happened. So im thinking hey im not
in a match tonight so why dont we get on in this very ring.
Huge pop from the crowd
Masta P: Now Sandstorm you say that your
body is 60% Sand well whats the other 40 ........... Bullshit, so bring
your pathetic 60% sand carcass out here tonight and I will personally
100% kick your ass
Massive cheer from the crowd
Masta P: but if 60% Sand man wont come out
here i challange anyone in the back to come get there butt kicked all
over this arena ........ cuz you can garantee that Masta P will alays
come out ...on top
Masta p Drops the microphone and as Bad boy for
life hits the fans go nuts
Sandstorm walks out with no music and a microphone
in hand, he stops on the stage and starts to talk.
Sandstorm: Now before I get started, the
reason I didn't come out with music, is because I didn't want to waste
the tech guys' time, on your @#%$ ass!
Crowd cheers.
Sandstorm: You know what, you got it! I feel
like a little warm up before Havoc anyway.
Sandstorm walks backstage.
Big Dave: Well it looks like we have yet
another match signed for tonight, but we now have a dual debut, as C-Dogg
makes his debut against Q-Zee.

Report: Q-Zee and C-Dogg
start out with a bit of brawling, demonstrating what they can do to the
fans. C-Dogg takes control and begins to beat down Q-Zee with spectacular
high flying moves including a stunning Asai Moonsault to the outside.
But Q-Zee regains control with the Q-Factor (DDT) and then hits the Hip
Hop Hook. He then hits the West Side Slam and gains the victory.
Q-Zee d. C-Dogg
4:18 Pinfall
Big Dave: Welcome back folks, it's now time
for our match booked earlier, between Masta P & Sandstorm, should be an
interesting one this one.
Gellar: Masta P hasn't had much chance to
showcase his talents here in the PWF, but then again, who said he had
talent?
Big Dave: I take it you've been listening
to Matt Van Dam again.
Gellar: Always, MVD is the gospel.

Report: Sandstorm and
Masta P tie up, Masta P shows off his strength by slamming Sandstorm to
the mat. Sandstorm comes back with some big right hands and shows his
strength by suplexing the big man. Masta P regains control and hits a
Powerslam, and then a Powerbomb into the turnbuckle, but Sandstorm kicks
out of both. Masta P continues to dominate the match, although Sandstorm
keeps kicking out of pinfalls. But out of nowhere Sandstorm hits a Reverse
DDT and the locks on the Infinite Rest (Dragon Sleeper). Sandstorm locks
on the move tight and Masta P surprisingly taps out.
Sandstorm d. Masta P
7:23 Submission.
Big Dave: Sandstorm picks up the win over
Masta P, by submission of all things, not what we expected.
Gellar: Not indeed. But we are just in time
for the Main Event next.
Big Dave: Indeed, Havok will take on Matt
Van Dam in tonights main event, straight after the break.


Report: MVD & Havok
tie up, they begin to exchange some fast paced offence. MVD then hits
the Old Man Stink and the Stinky Leg Drop. Havok comes back with the Dizzy
Kick and then the Devastation Driver. Each scores a number of 2 counts
over each other when suddenly Fireworks explode on the stage and out walks
none other than Crusader, holding a Microphone in one hand, and a Steel
Chair in the other. Both men in the ring stop and turn towards the entrance.
Crusader: "It seems that it's become the
best way to become famous here in the PWF, to screw me over. Well if you
two want to screw me over, then I'm going to screw you into the ground."
Crusader slams down the mic and walks with a purpose
down to the ring. MVD & Havok are unsure of what to do, Crusader has one
seriously pissed off look on his face, he slides into the ring. MVD &
Havok attack him and stomp away at him, but he gets to his feet and pushes
both men away. He picks up the steel chair and then crashes it against
the head of Havok and then against the head of MVD. Matt staggers back
up to his feet and Crusader goozles him and then delivers the Ice Breaker
(Chokeslam from Hell). Havok gets up and Crusader scoops him over his
shoulder and hits the Concussion. He then stands over the two fallen men.
Big Dave: I'm sorry folks, but we are out
of time, tune in to Havok.
***© 2002 PWF Entertainment***
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