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Live from the Thomas and Mack Center
Las Vegas, Nevada
2nd January 2002

Pyro's blast off all around the Thomas and Mack Center as the Armageddon Intro plays on the Ultra-Tron. The capacity crowd goes insane and then we swoop down to the Announcers table, where "Big Dave" Lambourne and Eric "The Bushbomber" Gellar are waiting.

Big Dave: Hello Everyone, I hope you had a good New Year, and I hope you enjoy tonight as we kick off the New Year in the PWF, with a spectacular show.

Gellar: We've taken the Christmas period off, this is our first show since HardKore Hell. What a night that was.

Big Dave: We saw everything that night, some things that may never be seen on PWF PPV again, Car Crashes, People falling from Scaffolds, Glass Rings, an awful lot of Blood and a shocking ending.

Gellar: For those few who missed it, Havok surprised everyone and cost Crusader any chance of regaining his World Title. But he may have cost himself his job, Gambino threatened to fire anyone who interfered in the Main Event, which Havok did.

Big Dave: The question people have been asking is whether Gambino will actually fire him, because after all, he did help Gambino keep his title.

Gellar: Precisely, that's what I love about it, the mystery.

Big Dave: Well Havok has what may be his last match in the PWF tonight, against Matt Van Dam. Which he apparantely wants just to prove he has nothing to do with the gWo. But he has been told quite clearly that on this weeks Havoc, Gambino has plans for him.

Gellar: The question is, what are his plans?

Big Dave: We will have to wait and find out I suppose, but firstly we have a match.....

The arena goes pitch black as a red light appears in the ring. Suddenly red mist comes up from the stage followed by a firery ring. All of a sudden Scum of The Earth-by Rob Zombie hits and the ring of fire begins to turn red and grow outwards. As the fire reaches the entry way Bman appears coming up from the starting of the ring. He has redy brown hair with black pants with a leather jacket on. He smiles evily as he walks down the stage way and into the ring that beings to pour fire from the sides. Bman slides in the ring and grabs a mic that is put in the back of his pants. He waits silently for the crowd to stop talking and the lights to turn back on

Big Dave: We are supposed to have a match now, but I guess nobody felt like telling the Cult of Shadows.

BMan: For over 2 years now.....I have been living a lie.....I have been attacking a lie...now thanks to Bloodbath I have found the real me...I shall no longer be known as Bman..I am now Grimm! I am going back to my true roots....a troubled childhood with nowhere to go.The entire purpose of human existence, is to kindle a light in the darkness of being. We are a nation of hollow stuffed people; bleeding together; heads stuffed with straw. Like wind in an empty street, or rats feet over broken glass in a dark and forgotten cellar. So it is said to be.I can't remember a time when I wasn't alone, even when my parent were around. The sound of their fury was harsh, but the sound of their silence was deafining. It's devastation that left me buried beneath a mountain of solitude. My lonliness and despair traped me in a storm of unimaginable emptiness. The other kids playing ball outside, and me with them was am illusion I'd allow myself, but the stark reality was even if my parents would of allowed me to leave my bedroom dwell, the other kids wouldn't of allowed me to join in anyway. They said I didn't follow thier rules. Their stupid rules....Who are they to tell me what to do!!!! I am my own man now....thanks to Eraser, Bloodbath, and King Valcano I can now be the real me....along with Hanibal...Throughout the trials and tribulations and the heartbreak and the misery that is my life, there is only one man who's advice I've ever headed. His name was and is Bloodbath...And he told me there are two rules. One there are no rules and two is someone must feel the Fear Factor!!! now that you know who I am now....you must feel my pain....along with the rest of the misbegotten folls in the back.....You can try but you won't succeed!!

Grimm drops the mic and fire rises as the lights go out again. Grimm rolls out of the ring and up the ramp where he came. He walks back to the middle of the firery ring and slunks back down from wence he came as the cameras turn out

Scene opens In the Q-zee locker room with several ladies relaxing on the leather cauch sipping champaign and helping them selfes to drinks from the mini bar.The sound of "Big Pimpin" quitely in the background is pumping out of the Sound System. Ted Tedison is holdin the mike up to the slightly irritated face of Q-Zee.

Q-Zee: Get that thing out of my face Fred show some respect for the dogg. What exactly is it u want, if u havnt noticed i have more important things to attend to.

Q-zee Turns to the black Lady on the sofa, points and winks

Tedison: Sorry Q .......

Q-Zee: Thats Mr Zee to you Fred, now what the hell do u want?

Ted: Well Mr Zee i can tell that you have obviously settled into the PWF but we have yet to see you figh........

Q-Zee: The time has come for Q-Zee to make his debut Fred, I would Like to challange C-dogg! and i would like to kick his ass! who the hell does this guy think he is! I'm gonna prove to all you guys in the PWF that i am the number 1 new comer and that there is only room for one dogg in the PWF Aiit! Now if you Don't Mind Fred!

As Ted leaves the room the Camera fades out as giggles and laughs can be heard for the Q-zee locker room.

Big Dave: Welcome back folks, we move quickly onto the ring, as we are now ready for our opening match of the night, as Eraser makes his in ring return after a month out, against Alexander. Who was none too happy with the actions of Eraser & the Cult of Shadows at HardKore Hell.

Gellar: Can't say I blame the guy, I mean he did cost his team a shot at the Hardcore Tag Titles.

Big Dave: I agree, and I think that the Gods of War should be given a fair crack at those titles.

Gellar: Now that, I have to disagree with, Canadian Kaos earned their shot.

Big Dave: Well, that's you, not me.

Standard One on One Singles Match, Victory by Pinfall, Submission, TKO, Countout or DQ.
Alexander, one half of the Gods of War  Eraser, a member of the Cult of Shadows


Report: Eraser opens the match on top of Alexander, using his power to deliver a number of high impact moves, including a big Powerslam, and a viscious Sidewalk Slam. Eraser goes for a Military Press, but Alexander drops behind and then surprises everyone by hitting a German Suplex on Eraser. Alexander then begins to assert himself in the match and begins to break down Alexander, with the Warrior's Demise almost bringing a 3 count. Alexander goes for the Fall of Rome, but Eraser escapes and pushes Alexander into the ropes and then goes for The Eraser, but Alexander ducks underneath and then a kick to the gut sets up a Double Arm DDT and a close 2 count. However Eraser manages to get in a Mule Kick while Alexander attempts a German Suplex and then comes off the ropes and hits the Eraser (Strong Lariat). Eraser then scores the 3 count.

Eraser d. Alexander
6:01 Pinfall


Big Dave: Eraser picks up a good win on his return. Alexander takes another heavy blow from the Cult of Shadows.

Gellar: He probably rushed into this match, he definitely didn't need to come back so quickly HardKore Hell, but he insisted, and now he has paid the price.

Big Dave: Anyway, we filmed this footage a little earlier. It's an interview between the Impressive PWF newcomer, Jason Hunt, and Ted Tedison. To understand this interview, you need to know that at a House Show last week, Jason Hunt made his debut, and then got a surprise response from Matt Van Dam, who said that he would make his debut at Armageddon against, wait for it........ Jennifer Van Dam.

Gellar: Now how silly is that. I hope JVD beats him.

Jason Hunt is at a soda machine getting a soda and admiring his muscles as he occasionally flexes them in his skin tight dark green brand new Jason Hunt t-shirt. Jason digs deep into his cargo pants to bust out some change but he comes up empty handed. Ted Tedison approaches him with a microphone in his hand.

Tedison: Jason Hunt, you have cause quite an uproar in the PWF without even having a match yet.

Hunt: What? Wait bump it I dont want to know what the hell you're rambling on about. Unless of coarse if you have a dollar I can spare to get soda?

Tedison: Uh sure, if I give you the money will you do the interview for me?

Hunt: Sure thing Ted Master T. Ask me anything but first, cough up the money.

Ted pulls out his wallet and takes a dollar out and gives it Jason Hunt. Jason puts the dollar in the machine and selects a Mountain Dew and it comes out of the soda slot and Jason picks it up, untwists the top and takes a big swig.

Hunt: Now you can ask away.

Tedison: To continue what I was saying, Jason you have caused some ruckus in the PWF without even having your first match.

Hunt: You talking about that gWo @#%$? If you think that, that was a ruckus and a uproar in the PWF then you have you're one messed up little test tube baby. Are you a test tube baby, Ted?

Tedison: Why no I'm not, but I don't see how that is relavent to this interview.

Hunt: It has all the relevance in the world Teddy-o because I dont deal with test tube babies, it just aint right. Now less side tracking and more on topic with these questions, aight?

Tedison: You're the one who brought up the test tube baby stuff. But anyways, what are your thoughts on your first match in the PWF against a women none the less by the name of Jennifer Van Dam. This was all started when you mentioned the gWo in your debut at the PWF.

Hunt: (Takes a sip from the mountain dew) I'd like to think that i'm cool with it. It's not my fault that the rest of the gWo is pussies and don't want to go one on one with the greatest light-weight of all time. Wait, forget that I don't want to be constricted to the title of "light-weight" because it doesn't matter the weight or the size of the person i'm facing because i'm just going to kick there ass anyway. Now it's cool with me that Matt Van Dam forced his little hoe to fight me, because I really don't care who i'm facing. All I have to say to JVD that fine ugly piece of ass that she is, hunny you have no chance in hell against me. Not like anybody else does anyway, but your chances are like below the normal levels of non winningness.

Tedison: Jason, you do seem to have an arrogant and confident ora around you, but don't you think that people are going to take exception to all of your comments.

Hunt: Do I think people are not going to like what I say? Of course people are going to have a problem with what I say, it's not my fault not everybody can handle the truth. That is all I speak, is the truth. Every word that comes out of my mouth is always a guarantee of things to come. But do I fear that people will take exception to what I say? Ah hell no, why because I am the greatest I am Jason Hunt. If somebody has a problem with the words that come out of my mouth then they can take their pansy ass and go face to face with me and say it. Otherwise all they're doing is talking the talk but not walking the walk. I'm not afraid to go up to Matt Van Dam and tell him that is little lady friend is a @#%$ disease carrying crotch cricket hoe bag. But apparently he does have a problem doing it to me, he hid in a locker room full of all his so called friends and sang a little half ass song about me and then sent JVD to fight me since him and all his so called friends didn't have the balls to do it. Now MVD is going to deny it and go into some rambling state where he talks about how everyone wants to be like MVD and then he'll say some smack and all his friends will laugh and then he'll back off and send some jamoke after me. I don't even think he'd talk smack anymore, he saw what I did to that geezer who threw the water in my face. He saw the impact that the DownSizer has and to be honest with you Ted I went easy on the old bastard.

Tedison: There is no denying that the DownSizer you delivered to that waiter was devestating.

Hunt: You damn right it was devestating and that is only a sign of things to come. I'm not one to live in the past but take a look at some of my previous matches, then and only then will you see how much impact the DownSizer has.

Tedison: It is officially the New Year as 2002 has arrived. What is your New Years Resolution?

Hunt: Well Ted, I have a few. One is to get as much ass as possible and the other is to kick as much ass as possible. Then maybe to win some titles in the PWF and stuff like that.

Tedison: What can we see from Jason Hunt in the year 2002?

Hunt: Some exciting, fast paced ass kicking brought to you by the man the myth the soon to be legend...Jason f'n Hunt.

Tedison: Where do you predict Jason Hunt will be in the year 2002?

Hunt: I predict that in the year 2002, Jason Hunt will be at the top of the rankings. I mean come on, you have seen what I am capable of. I speak the truth when I say that the year 2002 will be the year of Jason Hunt. The year of well over 365 ass whoopings.

Tedison: You have had some injuries in your previous promotion of the nRw. Are you well healed from them and will you be totally 100 percent in your first match?

Hunt: Ted, I appreciate the concern but it's not needed. I assume you're talking about the eye injury that I had. I can see perfect out of it again and all that's left is a little scar. I've been training ever since I could see again and i am 110 percent right now. It's going to take alot more than getting my head smashed into a car window and the glass getting in my eye to keep me out of action. I'm sorry to say this but there is no way JVD is getting out of the ass kicking that I am going to deliver and after I kick her ass I hope she goes and tells MVD all about it. "Why Matt? Why did you send me in there just to get my ass kicked over and over again by that hunk of a man Jason Hunt."

Tedison: Jason Hunt, I wish you all the luck in the year 2002 and with your career in the PWF.

Hunt: Thank you and uh happy new year everybody because as soon as all the partying is done I am going right back to kicking some major bootay.

Ted Tedison shakes the hand of Jason Hunt and then he walks off. Jason crushes the soda can in his hand and throws it up against the wall and then he walks off as well.

Gellar: I am very surprised that Jason Hunt has agreed to this match, it's a very strange decision.

Big Dave: I agree, why would he agree to wrestle a woman on his debut?

Gellar: I suppose he just wants to suffer the indignity of losing to a woman on his debut, after all, that's all he's going to be good for if he keeps messing with the gWo.

Big Dave: Well, we will see what happens in this one.

Standard One on One Singles Match, Victory by Pinfall, Submission, TKO, Countout or DQ.
Jennifer Van Dam, normally the valet and wife of Matt Van Dam, but is also a trained wrestler.  Jason Hunt, Making his debut tonight


Report: Almost immediately at the start of the match Jason Hunt hits a devastating Spear takedown on JVD, catching everyone off guard. He quickly covers and scores the 3 count. He then moves towards the edge of the ring and asks for a mic.

Jason Hunt d. JVD
0:08 Pinfall


Hunt: "How long did that take? Five? Ten Seconds? It doesn't matter. Did you seriously think I came here to wrestle a woman Matt? Did you even seriously contemplate the thought she actually had a chance of winning this match. Now I'll be damned if I'm going anywhere, and I demand that if anyone actually has balls within the gWo, that they step out right here and face me right now."

Hunt begins to pace around the ring.

Hunt: "Come on Matt, send one of your cronies out here right now."

There is no response

Hunt: "Fine, if you won't come out here, I'll make you come out here."

Jason Hunt then goes over to the fallen JVD and sits on her and begins to hit her in the face with the Microphone

Hunt: "How many blows will it take Matt? How many will it take before you send me out a proper challenger?"

Jason Hunt raises his fist for another blow when the lights go out. Then a Green Light begins to bathe the Entrance way before "Zombie Nation" by Kernkraft 400 hits the arena. In the Flashing Green Lights we can see Jason Hunt looking around, then suddenly the lights come back on and Power G is standing behind Jason Hunt. Jason Hunt turns around and walks straight into a G Power Slam (Olympic Slam). Power G then rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp without looking back as "Zombie Nation" hits again.



Hitman is seen is his room at the bar. In his hand is a sheet containing information on all the PWF superstars. He slowly scans down the list before his eyes fall upon the name “Dark Storm”. A sly smile spreads across his face.

Hitman: Dark Storm? Two time lightweight champion and one time Challenge champion. Beating him to a pulp should make people recognise me. Yeah… soon everyone will know the name of Hitman and DarkStorm will be the first to feel my wrath.

He puts down the sheet of paper and walks over to his PC, he goes to the PWF site and quickly finds DarkStorm’s roster page for more information.

Hitman: So you like to use aerial and agile manoeuvres, yeah I know the type. That’s exactly how my foster brother fights and I can handle him. This should be a problem. Alright, lets head to the arena and introduce myself to the fans so that they know who it is making bloody mess out of their hero DarkStorm.

Hitman grabs his bullet chain from a hook on the door and places it around his neck before grabbing his bag and heading down the steps to the main bar area. He quickly heads to the bar and calls over the bartender Harry.

Hitman: Harry! Give me one for the road, its time I showed my face around the PWF arena.

Harry: Go on ya Tony, here.

Harry slides down half a pint of bud.

Harry: It’s on the house.

Hitman: Thanks Harry.

Hitman downs his drink and heads for the door. Outside his black Haley is seen covered in a drape to protect it from the frost. Hitman pulls off the drape and climbs on heading off into the distance. The camera fades and returns to the arena where the commentators and waiting for the arrival of a new superstar.

Big Dave: Hello folks and welcome back, tonight we’re expecting the arrival of a new Superstar in the PWF, you've just seen some footage of the man known as "Hitman"

At this point the lights goes out, several white Crosshairs appear amongst the crowd, down the ramp and in the ring. Another appears on the titantron. At this point several drum beats are heard slowly increasing in speed until there is no gap between them. “Sinner” by Drowning Pool blares out the PA system as Fireworks begin shooting out of the entryway. The lights flash red and blue as Hitman emerges from backstage to a chorus of boos. He is dressed in his usual black top and trousers, with a black bandanna around his long dark hair, a pair of sunglasses covering his eyes and a silver bullet attached to a chain hangs around his neck. He holds a water bottle in his right hand and heads to the top of the ramp. He lifts the bottle and pours the contents into his mouth before spitting it out in a red mist. Hitman then throws the bottle into the crowd, causing a mad dash for the precious item. He lifts his bullet to his mouth a kisses it before allowing it to hang loosely around his neck. He continues to make his way down the entry ramp as the crowd jeer and taunt the fully fledged heel. Hitman looks to each side of the crowd as he makes his way to the ring. He climbs onto the apron and stares out into the crowd before entering the ring. He walks over to the turnbuckle and climbs onto the second rope. He slowly raises his arms and his bullet chain glistens against the light from the camera flashes. Hitman steps down from the turnbuckle as the music cuts and lightning returns to normal. He jumps down from the turnbuckle and walks to the centre of the ring. Dawg tosses him a mic.

Hitman: Well, from the response I got on my way down here you already know who I am so I’d like to say hello to all my fans here in the PWF!

The crowd boo in response and Hitman laughs.

Hitman: My boss changes but the fans stay the same, just a bunch of envious, insecure slobs who couldn’t fight their way out of a paper bag.

The crowd boo and begin to chant.

“@$$HOLE! @$$HOLE! @$$HOLE!”

Hitman again laughs.

Hitman: You chant and jeer but you can’t stop me! Not one of you pathetic pieces of crap can do anything about it, not one of you can take me down and stop me.

The crowd continue to boo wildly.

Hitman: Well if you really want to try just come on down here and try it!

Several fans move towards Hitman but security stops them from getting over the railings.

Hitman: Anyone?

The fans being held back struggle but can’t get past.

Hitman: No, I didn’t think anyone here had the balls to fight me.

The struggling fans stop realising that they had just been tricked by Hitman.

Hitman: Well, I better get to the point. After looking though the roster of PWF I was slightly disappointed with the lack of talent, I was expecting more of a challenge from a federation as well known and respected as this. Well, after looking through the ranks I found someone who will do for my first match, someone who @ss I will kick to show you all just how good I am! I will show you just why I am one of the most respected superstar into the E-fed world. The man I have chosen goes by the name of DarkStorm. So DarkStorm how about it, you and me, one on one, mono et mono in the centre of the ring where I will take you down for the 1-2-3! Well DarkStorm: You Game?

The crowd continue to jeer wildly as Hitman is waiting for a response.

Suddenly "Click, Click, Boom" by Saliva hits the Thomas and Mack Arena, out of the entrance walks DarkStorm, the Lightweight Title proudly over his shoulder. He already has a mic in his hand.

DarkStorm: "What do we have here, another jobber to rank alongside power peewee and friends. Not only does this Jobber think he is good, he actually believes he can beat the phenomenon here in the PWF, who goes by the name of DarkStorm. So do I accept you challenge?"

DarkStorm immediately starts to walk towards the ring, Hitman takes off some of his jewelry and his bandana and tosses them to one side and calls for DarkStorm to get in the ring.

Standard One on One Singles Match, Victory by Pinfall, Submission, TKO, Countout or DQ.
Hitman, making his debut in the PWF  DarkStorm, current PWF Lightweight 
            Champion


Report: DarkStorm slides in the ring and Hitman gets in the early blows with a few clubs across the back. Hitman then uses his overbearing Power to dominate DarkStorm in the early stages, with hard clotheslines, and a big Spinebuster scoring a close 2 count. Hitman hits a Gutwrench Powerbomb and this time DarkStorm only just survives. Hitman continues to beat on DarkStorm, but he just keeps surviving those pinfalls. And slowly Hitman becomes frustrated and more tired. Hitman tries another Powerbomb, but DarkStorm escapes with a Hurricanranna Pin, and almost gets the win. DarkStorm then hits the Storm DDT and then quickly goes for the 450 Storm, but misses. Hitman then lifts DarkStorm onto the turnbuckle and he delivers the Termination. (Super German Suplex). Hitman then lifts himself up and goes for the Bullet (Back Flip Splash), but this time it is DarkStorm who avoids the attack. Both men get up at the same time and after an exchange of punches, Hitman sends DarkStorm to the ropes and then lifts him up for a Spinebuster, but DarkStorm hooks the head and spins around to hit the Jump Swinging DDT, and then covers and gets a 3 count.

DarkStorm d. Hitman
10:46 Pinfall


The cameras open up in the gWo locker room, where a battered Gambino stands, with a bandage on his forehead. He is sitting alone with his World Title sitting beside him on the couch. The door swings open and MVD walks in.

MVD:"Hey, what's up Gambino?"

Gambino:"Matt, you get that tape I asked for?"

MVD holds up a videocassette

MVD:"Got it right here"

Gambino:"Cool. Pop it in the VCR"

MVD puts the cassette into the VCR, and presses the play button. The tv screen lights up and begins to show the Iron Man World Title Match from Hardkore Hell. We see Havok interfere against Crusader and then Gambino getting the final pinfall, sealing the fate of Crusaders chances at another World Title reign. The screen then goes blank and MVD presses stop

Gambino:"Damnit!"

MVD:"I told you man. That son of a bitch interfered, even when you warned the consequences. You gonna fire his ass now?"

Gambino:"Oh, rest assured, I've got plans for Havok. I'll let him have his fun tonight on Armageddon, but as soon as Saturday night gets here, he's gonna get exactly what he deserves"

MVD:"That's cool. I'll take the Son' Bitch apart, and then on Havoc, you can give him what he deserves"

Gambino:"Yeah, real cool."

The cameras fade out

Big Dave: It sounds like the gWo has plans for Havok, but will they be good or bad, we will have to wait I guess.

Gellar: Indeed.

Big Dave: But anyway, on with the show, we move onto our next match.

Standard 2 v 2 Tag Team Match. Victory by  Pinfall, submission, TKO, Countout or DQ.
The Ultimate Warriors, Eiji Jubei & Law Hiyabusa. The Cult of Shadows, represented by King Volcano & Bloodbath


Report: The Warriors jump start the match by attacking KV and Bloodbath, but the sheer size of KV begins to dominate the match as KV begins to break down the left arm of Eiji Jubei, while Law has to wait patiently on the apron. Bloodbath takes over and hits the Bloodbash, but Law makes the save before the ref can count 3. Eventually Eiji manages to get in a DDT and tags in Law, who takes the match to both of the Cult of Shadows members, but KV overpowers him and locks in the Eruption of Destruction. (Ultimate Armbar) on Law. But Eiji breaks it up. Law manages to surprise Bloodbath with a Hurricanranna and then a Spinning Heel Kick and goes up top for a Pheonix Splash, but he misses and as he gets up to his feet Bloodbath hits the Bloodbash and coves for the win.

Cult of Shadows d. Ultimate Warriors.
8:57 Pinfall


Big Dave: The Cult of Shadows make their second mark of the night as they defeat The Ultimate Warriors. Who aren't on the greatest of runs at the moment, but they have talent and ability, and I am sure they will pick up sooner, rather than later.

Gellar: They don't have a lot of choice, otherwise they will get left behind in the Tag Division.



Big Dave: Before we move into our next match between Mr Walrus and Rex Chapman, we'd better show you why this match came about. Roll the tape.

The camera fades in and we see Mr. Walrus at the East Setauket, Long Island Superhero Convention. Walrus is sitting at a table wearing a Spider-Man shirt and holding a pen. He has a stack of the new edition of Spider-Man comics next to him, which he is signing for whoever wants to shell out the cash.

Man: Dude, you're Mr. Walrus!

Walrus: Um, yeah. Do I know you?

Man: No, but I'm a huge fan!

Walrus: Whoa, I have big fans!

Man: Huh?

Walrus: Um... I have big hands... yeah, that's it.

Man: Can I get a picture, with you, Wally?

Walrus: Only if you never call me Wally again. If you do I'll send my UberMonkeys to eat your brain.

Man: UberMonkeys?

Walrus: Oh yeah... that angle never did go anywhere. Nuts. Ok, let's take the picture.

Walrus hops over the table and poses with the guy, giving a big cheesy looking thumbs up to the camera. The picture is snapped, and Walrus staggers back to his seat, half-blinded by the flash on the camera. The next person in line walks up.

Walrus: (blinking rapidly in an attempt to clear his vision) Hey there, Spidey fan.

Man: Hey, Walrus.

Walrus rubs his eyes and looks at the man.

Walrus: Hey, Rex!

Standing in front of Walrus is fellow PWF Superstar Rex Chapman, wearing a Batman shirt and holding some comics.

Walrus: I didn't know you were a Spidey fan.

Rex: I'm not, but the line for Batman is really long, so I figured I'd come over here and talk to you for a bit.

Walrus: So you're NOT a Spidey fan?

Rex: Nope. Spider-Man is kinda stupid, if you ask me.

Walrus: STUPID!? SPIDER-MAN!? SINNER!!!

Rex: Whoa, there, calm down!

Walrus is irate and dives over the table. He uses his size advantage to tackle Rex to the ground. The two start to swing punches at eachother and roll around on the ground. Walrus gets off of Rex and grabs a nearby Wolverine action figure. He rips open the package and pushes the little switch that extends the claws. Walrus holds it out like a knife.

Walrus: You take that back, or I'll cut yer gizzard out!

Rex: Chill, Walrus!

Walrus dives at Rex with the action figure, but Rex dodges out of the way and Walrus slams into a rack of comics. The rack tumbles over, sending the people running the display on the other side running for cover. Walrus gets up and charges Rex again. Rex leapfrogs over Walrus, who crashes into a display table. Walrus flips over it, sending superhero memorobilia flying. Walrus hits the ground with a thwack.

Walrus: Ow... I landed on something.

Walrus shuffles around behind the table a bit, before finding what he landed on.

Walrus: Geez, stupid Batmobile.

Walrus tosses the toy car aside and gets up, brandishing his Wolverine action figure. He catches a glimpse of Rex dashing out the main entrance.

Walrus: I'll get you! And your little dog too!

Gellar: Let me get this straight, they were fighting because Rex didn't like Spiderman?

Big Dave: Pretty much.

Gellar: Is this the depths that Walrus has to reach to get into a fight.

Big Dave: Well, what did you expect of him? He did used to dive off Giant Screens.

Gellar: Point taken.

Standard One on One Singles Match, Victory by Pinfall, Submission, TKO, Countout or DQ.
'The Insane' Mr Walrus  Rex Chapman


Report: Rex and Walrus duel out in the middle of the ring, until Rex takes control and begins to work over the leg of Walrus. A few Shin Breakers and then a Figure Four begins to break down the leg of Walrus, but he refuses to tap out. In fact you could swear that he had a smile on his face. Walrus then begins to make a comeback and hits a Hurricanranna and then connects with a Walrussault, but doesn't quite get the 3 count. Walrus goes for a Superkick, but Rex catches his foot and then hits a Dragon Screw to set up the ACL Agony, but Walrus hits an Enziguri and then a Scoop Slam sets up the Walrus Elbow. He does the "Do the Walrus" walk, before he delivers the Walrus Elbow and covers for the win.

Walrus d. Rex
6:34 Pinfall


The Arena goes black and bad boy for life hits and Masta P makes His Way to the ring, he grabs a microphone

Masta P: Before i say what i gotta say i need to get a few things of my chest

Masta P paces round the ring

Masta P: I trust everybody watched HardKore hell

The crowd all cheer

Masta P: And what good viewing it made watching as one by one all of the gWo ass clowns got there Whining Moaning butts Kicked. Now Ill be Honest i dont give a damm about Travis Right, Power G or any of the other retards but watching Davey K Beat the living Hell out of MVD brought a smile to me face.

The crowd cheer Again

Masta P: Because since i arrived here in the PWF I have had to endure night after night listening to his his crap and no doubt he'll be out here tonight or on havoc boring us all with his reasons why he lost and how somehow he was screwed out of the match. So I just hope that for a tiny while this shuts him up. So MVD I,ll just leave you with this

Masta P goes to mock MVD’s two thumb pose but then changes his mind

Masta P: Nobody wants Matts V.D

The crowd erupt with laughter

Masta P: Now for the real reason i,m out here, I could'nt be at hardcore Hell because.... well lets just say there are quite a few ladies who had Masta P on there Christmas list and pleasing them all takes a while

The crowd erupt with a huge cheer ( Especially the female Percentage of the crowd)

Masta P: And i didnt wrestle at Havoc so its been quite a while since you lot have seen Masta P in action

Masta P stops and looks at some people in the frount row

Masta P: i,ll rephrase that sorry, Its been a while since you saw Masta P in action except you ladies on the front row

Masta P does a quite obvious Wink to them

Masta P: so i thought ill grace everybody with my presnce in a match tonight

the crowd Cheer again

Masta P: So i was thinking who deserves to be in the ring with Masta P

Masta P stops and thinks to himself

Masta P: Well quite frankley nobody deserves to have the privalidge of been in the ring with me except maybe you gals in the frount row.

once again a very obvious wink form masta P

Masta P: So i thought back to when i started here in the PWF and i remembered that some retarded idiot called sandstorm challanged me and that match never happened. So im thinking hey im not in a match tonight so why dont we get on in this very ring.

Huge pop from the crowd

Masta P: Now Sandstorm you say that your body is 60% Sand well whats the other 40 ........... Bullshit, so bring your pathetic 60% sand carcass out here tonight and I will personally 100% kick your ass

Massive cheer from the crowd

Masta P: but if 60% Sand man wont come out here i challange anyone in the back to come get there butt kicked all over this arena ........ cuz you can garantee that Masta P will alays come out ...on top

Masta p Drops the microphone and as Bad boy for life hits the fans go nuts

Sandstorm walks out with no music and a microphone in hand, he stops on the stage and starts to talk.

Sandstorm: Now before I get started, the reason I didn't come out with music, is because I didn't want to waste the tech guys' time, on your @#%$ ass!

Crowd cheers.

Sandstorm: You know what, you got it! I feel like a little warm up before Havoc anyway.

Sandstorm walks backstage.

Big Dave: Well it looks like we have yet another match signed for tonight, but we now have a dual debut, as C-Dogg makes his debut against Q-Zee.

Standard One on One Singles Match, Victory by Pinfall, Submission, TKO, Countout or DQ.
Q-Zee, making his debut tonight  C-Dogg, making his debut tonight


Report: Q-Zee and C-Dogg start out with a bit of brawling, demonstrating what they can do to the fans. C-Dogg takes control and begins to beat down Q-Zee with spectacular high flying moves including a stunning Asai Moonsault to the outside. But Q-Zee regains control with the Q-Factor (DDT) and then hits the Hip Hop Hook. He then hits the West Side Slam and gains the victory.

Q-Zee d. C-Dogg
4:18 Pinfall




Big Dave: Welcome back folks, it's now time for our match booked earlier, between Masta P & Sandstorm, should be an interesting one this one.

Gellar: Masta P hasn't had much chance to showcase his talents here in the PWF, but then again, who said he had talent?

Big Dave: I take it you've been listening to Matt Van Dam again.

Gellar: Always, MVD is the gospel.

Standard One on One Singles Match, Victory by Pinfall, Submission, TKO, Countout or DQ.
Masta P, friend of Davey K  Sandstorm, Leader of the Methods of Mayhem


Report: Sandstorm and Masta P tie up, Masta P shows off his strength by slamming Sandstorm to the mat. Sandstorm comes back with some big right hands and shows his strength by suplexing the big man. Masta P regains control and hits a Powerslam, and then a Powerbomb into the turnbuckle, but Sandstorm kicks out of both. Masta P continues to dominate the match, although Sandstorm keeps kicking out of pinfalls. But out of nowhere Sandstorm hits a Reverse DDT and the locks on the Infinite Rest (Dragon Sleeper). Sandstorm locks on the move tight and Masta P surprisingly taps out.

Sandstorm d. Masta P
7:23 Submission.


Big Dave: Sandstorm picks up the win over Masta P, by submission of all things, not what we expected.

Gellar: Not indeed. But we are just in time for the Main Event next.

Big Dave: Indeed, Havok will take on Matt Van Dam in tonights main event, straight after the break.



The Main Event
Standard One on One Singles Match, Victory by Pinfall, Submission, TKO, Countout or DQ.
Havok  Matt Van Dam, Leader of the gWo.


Report: MVD & Havok tie up, they begin to exchange some fast paced offence. MVD then hits the Old Man Stink and the Stinky Leg Drop. Havok comes back with the Dizzy Kick and then the Devastation Driver. Each scores a number of 2 counts over each other when suddenly Fireworks explode on the stage and out walks none other than Crusader, holding a Microphone in one hand, and a Steel Chair in the other. Both men in the ring stop and turn towards the entrance.

Crusader: "It seems that it's become the best way to become famous here in the PWF, to screw me over. Well if you two want to screw me over, then I'm going to screw you into the ground."

Crusader slams down the mic and walks with a purpose down to the ring. MVD & Havok are unsure of what to do, Crusader has one seriously pissed off look on his face, he slides into the ring. MVD & Havok attack him and stomp away at him, but he gets to his feet and pushes both men away. He picks up the steel chair and then crashes it against the head of Havok and then against the head of MVD. Matt staggers back up to his feet and Crusader goozles him and then delivers the Ice Breaker (Chokeslam from Hell). Havok gets up and Crusader scoops him over his shoulder and hits the Concussion. He then stands over the two fallen men.

Big Dave: I'm sorry folks, but we are out of time, tune in to Havok.

***© 2002 PWF Entertainment***