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Live from the Thomas and Mack Center
Las Vegas, Nevada
13th December 2001
The Armageddon intro plays as the camera pans
across the crowd before it centres on the PWF Announcing team.
Big Dave: Hello everyone and welcome to PWF's
Armageddon, we've got an excellent night of matches lined up for you.
Gellar: Hey, MVD isn't on tonights card,
what's up with that?
Big Dave: I don't know, I don't book the
damn shows, I just call the matches.
Gellar: You can barely do that, imagine what
it would be like if you did call the matches.
Big Dave: Thanks for your vote of confidence.
Gellar: Don't mention it.
Big Dave: Well for tonight we have.....
Sellout by Biohazard plays as green lights shine
from both sides of the stage, and entrance area. Gambino then appears
through the curtain, and is wearing his usualy attire, or warmup pants
and a gWo basketball jersey. He has the World Title draped over his shoulder
as he makes his way to the ring. Once to the ring, he climbs in and walks
to the corner, then climbs the turnbuckle. He holds his title in the air,
and points to it as the crowd boo's him. He then climbs down and requests
a microphone
Gambino:"Davey K! Mr. Supastar! You know,
where I come from, to be called a superstar, you have to earn it. You
have to put in the time, work, and effort to attain superstar status...like
myself. You see, I've been around here for quite awhile now, and I've
got a lot of experience. That means that I can tell a superstar when I
see one, and you, my friend, are not a superstar. You can call yourself
what you want, but bottom line is, you're just a piece of trash, with
a bunch of fat hookers in your clique. Now, you've got an even bigger
piece of trash following you around, mimicking your every movement. Masta
P! We all saw the job that my boy MVD did on him at Havoc didn't we?"
The fans boo Gambino
Gambino:"So anyways, I thought I would give
you the opportunity that you've been waiting for. An opportunity to prove
yourself to be a real, true supastar! So what I want you to do is, round
up your little tag-a-long, Masta P...then I'll get myself a partner, then
we can all get together out here for a little tag team action. Seeing
as we've already beaten both of you in singles competition, it's only
right that add a tag team win to the list as well. At the same time, you
can be in the ring with two REAL SUPASTARS, and you can see how real supastars
do things around here."
Gambino is handing the microphone back to the
ring announcer just as Davey K's music hits. Gambino then storms to the
turnbuckle, climbing to the second rope with the microphone in hand. He
faces the entrance area where Davey K has now appeared
Davey looks around as people chant his name!
Davey K: Gambino, Ive told you this many
times, and yeah Im going to tell you again...for the sake of the ratings
please, will you just shut your little ass kissing mouth!
The Crowd gives a cheer and Gambino goes to speak
Davey K: Gambino? The Superstar is talking
so keep the little hole in your mouth closed for a few moments. So let
me get this all clear....you are debating whether I am a superstar? Hell,
look at me baby!
Davey holds out his stylish jacket, revealing
the European Championship around his waist!
Davey K: Of course Im a superstar!! And as
for calling my ladies hookers? Hmmm Im sensing a touch of deja vu, give
me a second, wait a minute...
Davey scratches his head and looks confused
Davey K: Now, a gwo member accusing someone
of hanging around with hookers....well the only two dollar , anything
goes, always on her back, any which way but loose, no reciept given, satisfaction
unlikely, all things doable whore Im aware is, hmmm the gwo's very own
plaything Jennifer .....Van....Dam!
The crowd goes crazy, as Gambino looks furious
Gambino: Matt.....
Davey K: AAaaah shut your damn mouth Gambino,
I really dont care what Mr Virtual Dick himself has to say or what he
is going to do, he can bring his thumb poking, sorry ass at the next ppv,
where Davey will kick his butt! Now, onto more recent matters regarding
a little match you thought of at Armageddon.......
So you want myself, the SUPERSTAR! Davey K, and The original bad boy,
that is Masta P in a tag match....hmmm, quite an offer! Which well, I
may have to give a lot of thought to......
The crowd gives a subdued reaction as Davey ponders
the match
Davey K: Well thought about, the chance to
get your soldout self and one of your very special little ball lickers
in the ring at the same time has tempted me, but I cant speak for my partner
now can I?
Masta P's music hits and he comes out, gives
Davey a high-five and takes the mic from his superstar buddy!
Masta P: Gambino, you talk about me been
Davey K's Tag along. Is that because your jealous ?
The crowd look confused
Masta P: Let me take you back to Havoc, I
have a match with MVD, Davey wants to offer his support and come down
to the ring with me which is fine. But no Gambino like the retard that
he is comes storming down crying about Davey been there.
Let me tell you why People. Gambino wants to tag along with Davey. WHY?
Because he realises hes stuck with "mr Constantnley reasuring himself
of his name" MVD. So Gambino runs out asking davey if he can tag along
with him. Cuz Gambino hes always got to tag along, he cant do it on himself
as the end of the world shows.
So tonight Me and Davey K against Gambino And Some other gWo loser And
dosnt matter who that is
Power G .....Dosnt Matter
Travis Right ...... Dosnt Matter
MVD ........ Dosnt matter
Masta P: Hey just bring anyone Bring Mamma
Gambino Bring who the hell you like ....... Wait a minute i got an idea.
Why dont you bring .........JVD
the crowd go wild
Masta P: And heres what we'll do. Get a ladder
and above that Ladder we'll put a Dollar bill and we'll see if Jvd can
get up that ladder quicker then her legs open. But seriously whoeser you
bring tonight ill garantee you that me and Davey Will come out the oposite
of JVD............ON TOP!!
The crowd erupt and Bad Boy for life Hits
{Commerical}
Sovereign Empire
Wrestling
{End Commercial}
Big Dave: Well the Main Event for tonight
has now been booked, Masta P & Davey K will team up to take on Gambino
and a member of the gWo.
Gellar: But who will Gambino pick?
Big Dave: Well, based on the fact MVD faces
Davey K at HardKore Hell, I'd imagine it would be him.
Gellar: You'd think so wouldn't you, but
is the gWo that predictable?
Big Dave: Not always, but in this case, I
think so.
Gellar: Anyway, is that the porn stars music
I hear?
Big Dave: He is NOT a porn star, will you
stop bringing that up, yes it is time for Rex Chapman who will take on
The Rookie.
The Rookie v Rex Chapman
Report: Rookie opens
out on top hitting a DDT, and and Powerslam gaining close two counts.
Rex comes back and begins to work over the knee of Rookie. a viscious
Mandari Hineri has Rookie in agony. Rex continues and locks in the Figure
Four and even the STF in attempts to make Rookie tap out. Somehow Rookie
survives each time. Rex then goes for his finisher the ACL Agony (Double
Dragon Screw), but Rookie counters with an Enziguri. Rookie mounts a comeback
with a big clothesline and a Spinebuster, but Rex locks on the Kneeriffic
(Rolling Leg Lock) and holds Rookie down. Somehow he gets to the ropes.
Rex attempts a Tornado DDT, but Rookie counters with a Super DDT and then
covers and gets the three count.
Rookie d. Rex
8:01 Pinfall
Big Dave: Rookie with the win, although he
looks the worse for wear, his knee took quite a beating.
The Words Scum of the earth are heard in the
arena and all of a sudden Pyros explode on the stage.The Pyros continue
as Hanibal and Bman walks out on stage with a Canadian Flag in hand. Hanibal
falls to one knee as Bman waves the flag. they make there way to the ring
as the crowd boos. Hanibal grabs a mic.
Hanibal: Since Bman has a sore throat tonight
I'll do the talkin...were issuing an open challenge to anybody back in
the back that thinks that they can defeat and undefeated and not to mention
CANADIAN *crowd boos* Tag Team! I don't care if its the Gods of Gore,
Gods of War, or God himself! The fact of the matter is that we can beat
any piece of crap tag team thats in this Federation! so if you want some
bring it! Cuz we will be waiting for a response........
the Cymbals crash and the crowd erupts as Metallica's
Whereever I May Roam hits and out comes the former PWF Tag Team Champions.
Alexander is once again carrying his American Flag and sporting his slick
casual clothing. However he is all alone.
Alexander: So Hannibal, I see you've made
an open challenge. Claiming your the only undefeated tag team in the PWF.
Well that's a little bit of a reach considering you still have to face
us again on Havoc, and this time we're expecting your bullshit.
The Crowd starts chanting U-S-A! and Alexander
responds by waving the American flag.
Alexander: Well, Hannibal the Canadian Cannibal
I have a challenge for you. I challenge you to a one on one street fight
tonight on Armageddon, just you and me Hannibal.
Crowd screams out in excitement.
Alexander: Well, Mister big bad Hanibal whatca
got to say to that?
Hanibal laughs at the roman wannbe...
Hanibal: Your challenging me?
hanibal laughs
Hanibal: You gotta be kidding me. Haven't
i already beat your @$$ once? Well Alexander buddy, or can I call ya Alex?
Your on! Can you better prey to god or should i say Zeus that I don't
show up! Because come armagedon, I'll show why Im everybodys Canadian
Hero!
hanibal drops the mic and and smiles as his music
hits..........
Big Dave: Well it looks like we have ourselves
one hell of a match for later tonight, but we move onto our next match,
which is Kull v Power G, which the Real McCoy has insisted on being for
the Lightweight Title. Even though it was not originally sanctioned as
a title match.
Gellar: That's the way Power G is, he will
defend his title against anyone, anywhere, at any time. He is that good.
Big Dave: Well we will see.

Kull v Power G
Report: Another high
paced match from these two excellent workers. Kull opens up on Power G
with some heavy forearms early on. G comes back with his trademark collection
of chops. Kull hits a Reverse DDT and almost gets a 3 count. G comes back
with a Back Body Flip and then a German Suplex with a Flip Over Bridge
almost gets the job done. Kull hits a couple of quick moves and then a
Power G top rope move goes wrong as Kull hits the Frankensteiner. Kull
goes for the Conqueror, but Power G manages to break free of the hold.
Power G manages to make a comeback and hits the Mini Chops, but it isn't
enough to hold Kull down. Then a series of lightning fast counters lead
to Power G rolling Kull up with the Small Package and managing to get
a 3 count.
Power G d. Kull
6:54 Pinfall
Big Dave: Power G successfully defends his
Light-Heavyweight Title.
Gellar: As he always does.
Big Dave: Except for DarkStorm.
Gellar: Who? Never heard of the guy.
Big Dave: Not you as well, I've had enough
of the Real McCoy doing this for the past two weeks.
Gellar: You've lost me, who's this Dark bloke
then.
Big Dave: I'm wasting my time with you.
The WASP sound is heard. The lights dim and audience
members hold up their black light sticks. Some chuckling is heard followed
by a marching melody. Bauhaus King Volcano expotentially gets louder as
KV is carried out by his slaves. The hypnotic melody fills the arena as
KV is slowly brought to the ring. The titantron shows a volcano which
erupts. The words ERUPTION OF DESTRUCTION are made from the spewing volcano.
King Volcano: Number One. Not Number two.
Not Number three. Number One. Like it or not, Pitbull I am Number One.
I want MY EXTREME belt back.
Slaves: King Volcano is King...
Silas "The Pitbull" Parish appears on the TitanTron
shaking his head.
Pitbull: "Moron! Maybe you hit your head
waaaaay too hard when Majin kicked your ass, cuz you don't seen to understand
english anymore. You are NOT #1 contender, well at least not yet. Maybe
this will ring a bell. You, Inmate in a #1 contenders match. If not, tough,
because thats the way its going down whether YOU like it or not. Later,
loser!"
Silas' image fades.
the camera fades to Inmate arriving at his hotel
a day or two before Armageddon in the health club. He easily repping 300
lbs. he racks the bar as Chip comes up to him
Chip: Ex ex ex, Excuse me mis mis mister
Inmate.
Inmate glares at chip and squirts some water
into his mouth and sets the bottle down and wipes his mouth with his towel
Inmate: Who in the blue hell are you?
Chip: I'm the new interview guy. Please don't
hurt me.
Inmate: I generally don't hurt people without
reason. GENERALLY. so i'd advise you to keep your guard up.
Chip: I I I I'll dddd do that. Everyone ha
ha has been wondering about the ru ru rumors of the reformation of of
of D D D Death R R Row. Is thi thi this t t t true??
Inmate glares at him again
Inmate: Quit stuttering or you'll GIVE me
and reason to HURT you.
Chip: ye ye yes sir.
Inmate: Is Death Row being reformed. Maybe,
maybe not, I've got my friends to watch my back. And i help watch theirs.
Now is it offical. Hell no. Will it be. well let's just say that you better
stay tuned.... or you'll be either the last ................. or first
to know. King, Pitbull.
Chip: Now e e earlier King Volca ca cano
stated that he was the #1 con con ...
Inmate: Your doing it again.
Chip: What Oh @#%$. Please don't hurt me.
Inmate: I'm not to pissed off .... yet.
Chip: Right KV claimed to be the #1 contender
to the Ex Ex treme title. Pitbull then stated that the two of you would
fi fi fight for the contendership. D D Do you have any comments about
this.
Inmate: ya ya ya i know. I get to beat the
@#%$ out of his royal dipshitness. Now pitbull is a damn good wrestler.
I'll give him that. But the title he's involved in, wrestling don't mean
jack. It's simply who can dish more pain while taking it. In prision,
you go though hell. Pyshical Hell, Mental Hell, they sap all emotion except
for anger out of you. Happiness, joy, excitement, they drain it all from
you.
Chip: So Christmas means nothing to you?
Inmate: This is the this is my .... what
maybe 7 th Christmas not behind bars. Only my second scince leaving. It
means a day off kicking asses. Everyone needs a day or two to put their
feet up, have a few Boiler Makers, Bubblers and any other kind of alcohol
they want. Hell i plan on being drunk the entire time we get off. I might
be chillin with Big Lou, Mad Mike, and Streetlyfe, but not the whole time.
I might pick me up a bitch. But before i go on vacation. I WILL be Extreme
champion. And then X-mas might mean something ....
Inmate leans back and begins repping half motioning
for Chip to go away
Chip: Wel wel well You ha ha have a Merry
Christmas.
Inmate racks the bar after th two reps he got
in and sits ups. He then stares at Chip, then quickly stands up and goes
into his punching motion and chip bolts out of the health club faster
than the Flash, Inmate then laughs
Inmate: The only thing better will be knocking
off King @#%$ eruption then the dog smell kid.
Inmate keeps chuckling to himself and goes off
screen as it fades
{Commercial Break}
The MOW Empire
{End Commerical}
DarkStorm is seen staning by with Johnny Mayhem
in his locker room. Behind DarkStorm there is a short green laid out and
a hole which has scattered golf balls all around it, and just a few in
it. With the Putter across Storm's shoulder, Johnny asks
Mayhem: "DarkStorm, its good to see that
your back on track as such, and back on the winning side of things."
DarkStorm: "Yea, but, there is a blimish
on my record, a blimish that can only been left by a snotroller, and that
is Obie One PeeWee, and his sidekick McYoda.............aaahhh, the force
is strong with these two, the force brings them together at night, and
then lil' weewee shows them the ways of the force......."
Mayhem: "How are you going to correct it??"
DarkStorm: "By getting the lightweight title
back where it belongs, around the waist of a lightweight, not around a
heavyweight that can't make it in the big man's world, and is beaten by
men.........that have to jump up just to ring his jewels....."
Mayhem: "Maybe G is just a dominate wrestler
in all fields"
DarkStorm: "Maybe a dominate wrestler is
guessing how long it takes someone to whip his ass in a english speaking
contest...........but, I have a question, if G has all this here, Talent.....then
why does he need a manager to interfere in his matches so he can regain
a certain title."
Mayhem: "Good point, but tonight DarkStorm
you face Bman."
DarkStorm: "WHat does Bman stand for, batman,
boogerman................you know, I remember when I was little, I was
afriad of the boogerman, but I sent a mouse trap out, and I caught the
same piece of cheese that I put out the night before on the same trap,
and thats how I feel about this Bboy, the wonder jackass, so b-boys, come,
come one and all, to my show, the show that is gonna define me whipping
your ass, a show that defines the DarkStorm...."
DarkStorm stares into the mic as the screen slowly
fades away
Bman is wlaking down the halls when Johnny Mayhmen
catches up to him
Mayhem: Can I have your thoughts on what
Darkstorm just said about you Bman?
Bman: Yeah I guess.....Darkstorm you and
all of these no brained superstars are always asking "Duh wahat does the
B in Bman stand for?Duh Batman? Boogerman?...No it doesn't! it's a symbol
of who I am and that's the Main..E...Vent! B in Bman can also mean beat
the living hell out of Darkstorm in my match at Armegedon! Darkstorm you
might be on a streak but I'm gonna break it...so far in this fed I'm undefeated
in both singles and Tag Team competion and you....you beat Loki and you
walk around like your freaking King of The Ring! You beat a freak who
says he's a god of Misheif! that's not really special...so I'm gonna make
history by defeating Darkstorm the man on a "Role" so Darkstorm I will
see you in the ring!
Mayhem: Thanks Bman
Bman: Your dam right you thank Bman
Bman storms off while Johnny has a werid expression
on his face.Cameras cut out
Big Dave: Well I am a little confused, but
I am guessing that there is to be a match between Inmate and King Volcano,
when I am not so sure, we'll try and sort that one out for you.
Gellar: Your so dumb.
Big Dave: You know what's going on.
Gellar: No, I wasn't paying attention.
Big Dave: Didn't think so, anyway onto our
next match, as Bman is scheduled to take on DarkStorm, that man you say
doesn't exist.
Gellar: Bman versus the invisible man, should
be fun.
Bman v DarkStorm
Report: Bman starts
out on the offensive with some heavy right hands and then a Spinning Wheel
Kick. DarkStorm comes back with the Storm Kick and a Storm DDT. Bman comes
back with a Sidekick and then hits the Love Gunn (Running Powerbomb) and
almost gets a 3 count. DarkStorm comes back with a Hurricanranna Pin and
then a Sitout Powerbomb, but Bman survives both. Bman hits the Kryptonite
(Flipping Neckbreaker), but somehow DarkStorm kicks out. Bman attempts
the Pickering Plunge, but amazingly DarkStorm counters with the DarkStorm
Driver, and scores the win with the 3 count.
DarkStorm d. Bman
6:35 Pinfall
Big Dave: DarkStorm just seems to be able
to counter anything into that DarkStorm Driver, it's one of the reasons
why he has had so much success.
Footage begins to play, which is clearly shot
directly after Big Poppa defeated Showstopper on Havoc
The camera pans out and finds the victorious
and lost-ious Big Poppa and Sabre lounging around. Sabre looks pretty
pissed, as he’s slumping in his chair, but Poppa, Poppa looks like he’s
ready to wrestle another match. Big Poppa is pumped because now he IS
the Real Show.
Big Poppa: “Hey Sabre.”
Sabre: “What?!” [Angry yell]
Big Poppa: “Well I was going to say that
you wrestled a kickass match. That Power G guy is just a machine. It’s
just too bad that me and you can’t seem to grasp singles gold, but can
dominate Tag Teams. Sabre, I have a question.”
Sabre: “…”
Big Poppa: “Who’s my bestest bud of all?
The one with tag gold? The one that is a lady master… Yeah, where’s the
suave Sabre that I used to know?”
Sabre: “Right here… I’m just pissed that
I lost, again.”
Big Poppa: “Well I won, and now I’m officially
the Real Show.”
Sabre: “You aren’t going to start that ‘Real
Show’ stuff now, are ya? I’m not in the mood.”
Big Poppa: “Nope. I’ve dropped that as my
name. It was too much work for everyone around me, plus Boris attacked
everyone around me… Where is that little midget?”
Sabre: “I locked him out.”
Big Poppa: “Oh, ok.”
Sabre: “Hey, I was wondering… Isn’t that
MVD the Real Show or something?”
Big Poppa: “I’d be damned if I knew.”
Sabre: “Oh ok.”
Big Poppa: “MVD… That sound familiar… I can’t
put my fingers on it…”
Sabre: “He’s knocked us out of the ring once
or twice and is the leader of the gWo.”
Big Poppa: “…”
Sabre: “Green World Order.”
Big Poppa: “Oh with Ralf Nader.”
Sabre: “No you numnuts, with Power G and
Travis Right.”
Big Poppa: “So this Green World Order… They
aren’t a political party?”
Sabre: “NO!”
Big Poppa: “I could have sworn that MVD is
friends or something with Ralf Nader.”
Sabre: “Jesus Poppa, I don’t know American
politics.”
Big Poppa: “We try to separate church and
state, Sabre.”
Sabre: “AAHHHHH! STOP!”
Big Poppa: “Ok. Hey do you know I’m part
Chinese?”
Sabre: “I SAID STOP.”
Big Poppa: “Dammit, ok. You win. Well all
things aside, I AM the Real Show. And I’ll fight anyone to prove it.”
Sabre: “I’ll back you up on that, I guess…
As long as it doesn’t get us in too much trouble.”
Big Poppa: “So, you think you’re ready for
some tag team action? Let’s put out an open challenge for Armageddon.
Anyone, any match, and for the Tag Belts.”
Sabre: “Sounds cool to me.”
The Camera fades to black… And then shows random
pictures of animals doing the nasty.
Big Dave: Well we continue with the matches
for tonight, as Loki steps into the ring against Showstopper.
Gellar: I wonder who accepted Sabre & Poppa's
challenge?
Big Dave: I dunno, perhaps we will find out
later.
Loki v Showstopper
Report: Showstopper
is immediately on the offensive using heavy right hands to beat down Loki.
Showstopper has an intensity about him we haven't seen too often from
him. A big Powerslam, and a big Belly to Belly Suplex take a lot out of
Loki, who's only comeback was the Mischief Maker. (Hurricanranna). Showstopper
is a man on a mission and scores with the Showstoppin' Slug, but somehow
Loki survives. Loki then gets a quick rollup and nearly pins Showstopper.
Loki then gets in an eye poke and uses this advantage to hit a Swinging
DDT. Loki then hits a Moonsault and nearly gets the 3. But Showstopper
is not to be denied and Loki messes up an attempt at the Last Laugh (FameAsser)
and allows Showstopper to hit Stoppin' Da Show (Powerbomb to Facebuster)
and he scores the 3 count for the win.
Showstopper d. Loki
7:04 Pinfall
Big Dave: Showstopper was a man on a mission
tonight, he was determined not to lose after a string of defeats in recent
weeks.
Gellar: That is how you win a wrestling match.
Big Dave: Well this footage was shot earlier
tonight, as Golgotha challenged Loki to a match, but strangely, it wasn't
Loki who answered the challenge.
Golgotha is seen walking to the Powerade machine
in the backstage area. Johnny Mayhem and a camera crew approach the Gothic
Christian.
Mayhem: "Golgotha, do you want to go ahead
and do your interview now, or wait till later?"
Golgotha thinks about the offer for a second
and then replies.
Golgotha:"Lets go ahead and do it now. I
have a busy day planned and can't garuentee I'll have much time later."
Mayhem: "Can I get your thoughts on the Methods
of Mayhem?"
Golgotha: "They are my stable mates. I respect
and appricate everyone of them. Why do you ask?"
Mayhem: "Just with talk that Eiji might be
leaving, the Methods of Mayhem haven't been seen acting like a team. Its
almost if everyone is doing their own thing."
Golgotha: "There hasn't really been any need
for us to act as a unit. The Truth is, everyone seems to be after the
gWo. And the Outkasts and Empire haven't really been doing that much."
Mayhem: "So you're saying the Methods of
Mayhem are still together?"
Golgotha: "Yeah, we're still together. In
fact, I feel that we are as even stonger than we were when we started
here in the PWF."
Mayhem: "Golgotha, you recently got done
with a fued with Loki. Can I have your thoughts on him?"
Golgotha: "Well. After our strap match at
End of the World, Loki ran into some problems with Sandstorm and Mr. Walrus...remind
me, what stable are they in?"
Mayhem: "The Methods of Mayhem..."
Golgotha: "Exactly. Isn't that the same stable
I'm in?"
Mayhem: "Yes."
Golgotha: "Like I said, the Methods of Mayhem
are still a stable and are working together for the greater good. Now,
on to Loki... The man who does nothing but complain about people challenging
him to Hardcore matches. Any yet, what does he do in his free time? Shoot
things at his friends!"
Mayhem: "Surely, you aren't comparing Nerf
toys to smashing someone with a chair?!"
Golgotha: "Truth is, weapons are still weapons,
even if in the form of toys. But this Armageddon, I challenge Loki to
a singles match. No stipulation, no hardcore, just a regular match. Loki
will have nothing to complain about. No excuses, no one to blame but himself
when I pin him 1-2-3."
Mayhem: "Do you think Loki will accept?"
Golgotha: "Yeah, I do. Because Loki has never
beaten me in a normal match and neither of us liked how our normal last
match ended...with Hambone and Gremlin running out causing the DQ. Truth
is, just like me making the challenge, him accepting the match would be
the right thing to do. If you'll excuse me, I really must be going now.
Good Bye and God Bless"
Golgotha takes his Powerade and walks off as
the camera cuts back to the Arena
Streetlyfe is found backstage where there are
a row of vending machines, he puts in some money when Mayhem walks over
to Street
Mayhem: Some strong words about unity from
one of the members of Methods of Mayhem, Golgotha. What do you have to
say about them.
Streetlyfe Well to honestly tell you, I DONT
GIVE A DAMN. He may be friends with Mr. Walrus who I beat thanks to me,
and what some other people might call some outside interference, but I
call it some friendly help.
Mayhem: Rumors about a stable called Death
Row circulating around the PWF these past few days involving you? Do you
have anything to say about this?
Streetlyfe Well remember at EoTw? Remember
I said I had some friends in here. Well know you know who they are now
don't ya? So how about this me and you Golgotha, Armageddon.
Street punches in some numbers and watches as
a bag of Sour Patch kids slowly make its way downwards only to get stuck.
Streetlyfe Damn machine, Hey Johnny mind
helping me get my bag o Sour Patch kids out?
Mayhem: Yea sure, how?
Street takes Mayhem's head and slams it against
the side of the machine and the bag falls down to the bottom of the machine,
Camera fades as Street smiles at just another victim.
Big Dave: Well I've just been told that Brutal
Force have accepted Big Poppa & Sabre's challenge, and will face them
for the Tag Titles a little later on.
Gellar: Hmm, should be interesting.
Big Dave: Anyway, onto our next match, which
is the aforementioned Streetfight between Alexander and Hanibal.
Street Fight
Alexander v Hanibal
Report: Alexander opens
up on Hanibal with right hands and quickly takes the match to the outside
where he bashes Hanibals head of anything in sight. A chair shot puts
Hanibal down. Alexander then pulls out what appears to be a screwdriver
and drives it into Hanibal's head, which busts him open. Hanibal manages
to push Alexander into the ring post which breaks up the attack, and then
uses a chair to the head to put Alexander down. Hanibal sets up a table
and then cracks a Wrench over the head of Alexander. He then pulls out
what appears to be a Cheese Grater and rakes it across the forehead of
Alexander, which cuts him open. Hanibal then goes to Powerbomb Alexander
through the table, but he escapes. Alexander then gets in a Low Blow and
then delivers the Fall of Rome through the table. He rolls Hanibal back
into the ring and then covers to pick up the win in a short but violent
match.
Alexander d. Hanibal
5:26 Pinfall
Big Dave: Alexander acheives a small measure
of revenge for the loss he suffered on Havoc.
{Commercial Break}
Underground Arena
Wrestling
{End Commercial}
Big Dave: Welcome back folks, it's time for
Golgotha v Streetlyfe.
Golgotha v Streetlyfe
Report: Streetlyfe
jumps Golgotha and begins to beat him down in the corner, but Golgotha
comes back with a DDT and then some mounted punches. Golgotha maintains
control and delivers a Series of three Suplexes, culminating in a Front
Suplex. But it isn't enough to score the win. Streetlyfe becomes aggressive
and hits a couple of impact clotheslines and a High Running Knee. Streetlyfe
delivers a Jumping Piledriver, but Golgotha kicks out. Streetlyfe goes
for a Suplex, but Golgothat reverses it into a Brainbuster and it is enough
to get the 3 count.
Golgotha d. Streetlyfe
6:48 Pinfall
Big Dave: Golgotha picks up the win, Golgotha
has been pretty impressive lately, lets hope he can keep up this good
form.
A dark castle is seen as the camera comes on.
The camera slowly moves towards the door and it swings open. The camera
proceeds into the castle and up the large flight of stairs. The first
door upstairs is open and there is a small flickering light seen coming
from within the room. The camera goes into the room and sees a single
candle sitting on a table right in the middle of the room. A large shadow
appears on the wall in the outline of a man. The camera scrolls around
to see a man in a dark cloak standing there. Suddenly the camera cuts
to just black
Gellar: What the hell was all that about??
Big Dave: I don't know, that's definitely
something wierd there.
Gellar: Very wierd, very, very wierd.
Big Dave: Anyway, it's time for the Tag Title
Match, as Brutal Force take on Big Poppa & Sabre.

Brutal Force v Big Poppa & Sabre
Report: Leroy and Sabre
start out with some athletic fast paced moves. Leroy takes control with
a hard Martial Arts kick to the face. Burton takes over and begins to
beat down Sabre in the corner, but he counters a running clothesline with
a Spinning DDT. He tags in Big Poppa. He takes Burton down with a clothesline
and then hits a big Vertical Suplex. Somehow Burton escapes the grasp
of Poppa and tags out. Leroy gets dominated by Poppa, who hits a big German
Suplex, and then tags in Sabre, who hits a Moonsault, and nearly gets
a 3 count. Sabre then pokes Leroy in the eyes and celebrates as Leroy
staggers around, but doesn't celebrate quite so much when Barry Burton
comes in and Levels him with a Haymaker. Leroy then nearly takes Sabre's
head off with a Back Brain Kick. Burton comes in and delivers a Powerslam
and a Spinebuster and nearly gets the win. Leroy and Burton deliver dual
Brain Kicks, but Poppa makes the save. Sabre counters a Burton powerbomb
with the Sabre's Edge, and manages to get the tag to Poppa. The Real Show
cleans house and throws Burton out of the ring while he beats down Leroy.
Poppa hits the Show-slam, and nearly gets a two count. A Sidewalk slam
also gets 2. Leroy then comes back with a Roundhouse Kick, but a German
Suplex is countered with the Paptizer and then Sabre is tagged to deliver
the 450 Splash and Poppa stops Burton so he and Sabre retain their titles.
Big Poppa & Sabre d. Brutal Force
13:47 Pinfall
Big Dave: Sabre & Poppa retain their titles,
after the break, it's Davey K & Masta P v Gambino & we can now confirm
that it definitely will be Matt Van Dam.
Gellar: Predictable, but excellent, as we
get to see the great MVD in action.
{Commercial Break}
Brutal Championship Wrestling
{End Commerical}
Big Dave: Well we move onto the main event,
as was layed out at the top of the show.
Main Event
Masta P & "Superstar" Davey K v Gambino & Matt Van Dam
Credit: Bman
Report: MVD and Masta
P start off the match,They tie up and MVD throws P into the corner.MVD
taunts P as Gambino laughs at Davey.P gets out of the corner and ties
up with MVD again this time sending MVD into the corner,P tauts MVd and
then Gambino.MVD gets back up andpoke P's eye to get the offense.MVD throws
P off the ropes,P comes back and gets a kick to the face sending to the
mat hard.MVD taunts P and slaps him in the head a couple of times. P crawls
to his feet as MVD tags in Gambino.the crowd boos as Gabmino workes P
down with punches coming left and right,Gambino attempts a Mafia kick
but P ducks it and comes back with a big boot(test Style)sending Gambino
down and out of the ring.P raises his arms in the air and follows up by
taging in The Superstar.Davey waits for Gambino to get back up before
he spingboards himself over the ropes landing on Gambino on the hard concrete.
Gellar: Oh no Gambino might be hurt!
Big Dave: Why don't you check if he's alright?
Gellar: Maybe I will!
Davey rolls in Gambino and follows him.Gambino gets
on his knees and tells Davey he's had enough,Davey smiles and taunts MVD
as Gambino comes up with a low blow.Davey grabs his unmentionables and
drops to the mat,Gambino gets to his feet and works over Davey with stiff
kicks to the head.Gambino lifts up Davey and sends him off the ropes,Davey
comes back and ducks a clothesline attempt from Gambino following up with
a spear.Davey runs off the opposite ropes but gets stopped by a kick in
the head from MVD,Davey holds his head and Gambino makes his way over
and tags in MVD.MVD and Gambino hit a double suplex on Davey followed
by a splash legdrop.Davey holds his stomach in pain as MVD taunts Masta
P.MVD lifts up Davey and kicks him the the stomach doubling Davey over,MVD
steps back and trys to hit the Frogasser but Davey moves his head out
of the way,Davey grabs MVD's arm andhits a spinning Back drop leaving
both men down for the count.Davey begins to move after a couple of seconds
on the ground,he makes his way over to Masta P as MVD has the same idea.The
2 men tag in their partners and roll out of the ring,P comes in quickly
and meets Gambino with a clothesline.Gambino gets up quickly andgrabs
an incoming boot from P,P jumps in the air and spins kicking Gambino in
the back of the head.
Big Dave: Nice Enziguri from Masta P!
Gellar: MVD could do better...
P set up Gambino for a chokeslam but gets stopped
as MVD grabs his leg,Gambino hits P in the stomach and trys a Gambino
bomb but P slips down his back and hits the Masta Bomb.
Big Dave:The Masta Bomb it's over!
P covers Gambino......1........2........MVD comes
off the top with a 5 Star Frogsplash sending P off Gambino and out of
the ring.Davey comes in and attacks MVD with a spear.Davey waits for Gambino
to get up.Gambino gets up shaking the cobwebs from his head before he
walks right into a kick from Davey k in the stomach doubling him over.Davey
sets up for the Super slam,Gambino gets his arms free andspins behind
Davey.Gambino nails Davey with the Gambino Facebuster and covers him........1...........2.........3!!!!
gWo d. Davey K & Masta P
14:37 Pinfall
Gellar: Yes!! gWo forever!
Big Dave: Davey wasn't the legal man! this
stinks! another cheap win for the gWo!
Gellar: That's not cheap Davey shouldn't
have been in there if he didn't want to be pinned!
Big Dave: Well we are out of time now, see
you next week, and remember, SIZE DOES MATTER.
***© 2001 PWF Entertainment***
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