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Live from the Mobile Civic Center
Mobile, Alabama
4th December 2001
Mobile, Alabama
4th December 2001
Pyro's blast off all around the arena as the Armageddon Intro plays, the camera then cuts down to the announcers table.
Big Dave: Hello everyone and welcome to PWF Armageddon. We've been off for a couple of weeks because of The End of the World PPV, but we are back bringing you another great Armageddon.
Gellar: It must have been hard for the people at home, not being able to hear my voice for so long.
Big Dave: Yes, well, we'll skip that one for now, and move onto the show...
The lights dim, as a drum beat kicks in. The drums rapidly increase in volume as the name GAMBINO flashes across the screen in silver lettering, while flames burn behind the lettering. Then, "Sickness" by Disturbed begins blaring through the arena, and a spotlight shines on the entrance. Gambino steps forward into the spotlight so he can be seen, the World Title around his waist. He lowers his head and raises a water bottle above him, pouring it on his head and face. He spits some of the water out as he begins to walk forward towards the ring. Once he gets to the ring, he climbs in and walks to the corner. He climbs to the second rope, and raises the World Title in the air, as the crowd jeer him.
Big Dave: It looks like the PWF World Champion, and commissioner of the PWF, is going to open the show.
Gambino:"You know, I'm sick and tired of everyone saying, 'Gambino turned his back on the PWF'...and 'Gambino stabbed Pellington in the back.' You know what...to hell with the PWF and to hell with Michael Pellington!"
The crowd lets out a roar of boo's towards Gambino
Gambino:"To hell with all of you too! I only did what Michael Pellington and the PWF would've done to me eventually. Michael Pellington is a parasite...yeah, that's right. He feeds off of someones talent...just feeds and feeds and he sucks them dry for everything he can get out of them...and then.....then, when he doesn't need them anymore, he throws them to the wolves. Just throws them to the side like it's no big deal, and eventually, someone comes along to replace them."
The crowd is really letting Gambino have it now
Gambino:"You don't believe me....let's take a look back to War Games. Roll the footage!"
The tron lights up, and then plays footage from the War Games PPV, earlier this year
--Stanyer: Devastator has cleared Eraser out of the ring, and out of the arena.
In the ring Diablo, Pellington and Gambino have all got to their feet. Gambino is dazed from the powerbomb, Pellington has the steel chair. Diablo tells him to hit Gambino. Pellington goes for Gambino and at the last moment changes direction and clocks Diablo to a massive cheer from the crowd. Pellington then starts to hammer Diablo with the chair. Gambino joins in and takes the chair from Pellington and starts to batter Diablo.
Dawg: What the hell is going on?? Pellington just turned on Diablo?
Stanyer: I have no idea.
Gambino picks up the mic.
Gambino: "Do you understand now Diablo? Of course you don't, you are stupid, did you really think Mr Pellington would ever, EVER help you. Don't be so damn Blind. It was all a plan Diablo, all a plan to get to you. Everything was planned from the start. We didn't mean for the LoD to injure Destroyer so badly, but that was beyond our control. But we knew we had to get close to you to get rid of you. Who gave you the idea to make this a career match Diablo? Was it yours? or was it Mr Pellington's. We set you up Diablo, and now you are finished. The only thing that remains is two words."
Gambino pushes the mic in the face of Diablo, Diablo takes the mic and rolls out of the ring.
Diablo: "I'll get you for this Gambino, and the same goes for you Pellington, I may Quit now, but this will not be the end, it will never be over between me and you Gambino, It don't matter when, whether it's in a ring again, or when you are 50, retired and shopping with your kids. I will get you Gambino. You win this one Gambino, I Quit."
The whole crowd had gone quiet during this, but they all give a massive cheer as Diablo says the words I Quit. Gambino and Diablo exchange trash talk as Diablo walks up the aisle.
Stanyer: It's over, it's finally over. Gambino has beaten Diablo, and Diablo is out of the PWF for good.--
The tron then goes blank and the cameras turn back to Gambino, who is still in the ring with a microphone
Gellar: He has a point Dave.
Gambino:"You see that...Diablo used to be Pellingtons boy back in the days of Capital Punishment. Yeah, Pellington had Diablo answering to his every need, like a little servant. What happened when he didn't need Diablo anymore? Pellington set up a retirement match, and threw him to the wolves, to be torn apart and eaten alive! Who did Pellington call on to handle the task....me...Antonio Gambino...Pellingtons Puppet."
Gambino:**in a mocking voice**"Oh, let's get Gambino to handle the job, Gambino will do it for me. Gambino will get rid of Diablo....FUCK THAT! I beat them to the punch this time. You think I was just gonna sit around on my ass, waiting for that day to come when Pellington didn't need me anymore, and throw me to the damn wolves, just like he did to Diablo, and every other superstar that has come and gone from this place? Hell no!"
The crowd unleash another chorus of boo's on Gambino
Gambino:"Yeah, he pulled my strings, and called the shots...and what did I do? I did exactly what he told me to do. Well, no more! No more will I play the host to that parasite, Michael Pellington! No more will Michael Pellington call the shots around the PWF...no, because me, the PWF Commissioner and the GWO run things around here now! There's nothing, and I mean absolutely nothing, that anyone can do about it!!
Gambino tosses the microphone as Sickness by Disturbed plays and he leaves the ring and heads to the back as the crowd boo's him
{Commercial Break}
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Big Dave: Welcome back folks, we go straight to the ring for our opening match as Matt Van Dam takes on Havok
Gellar: Of course, MVD is going to win, that's pretty much a certainty.
Big Dave: We shall see.
Matt Van Dam v Havok
Report: MVD jumps Havok at the start of the match and unleashes a volley of forearms and then hits a Spinning Wheel Kick, but MVD misses a splash in the corner and Havok unloads on MVD with punches and a DDT gets the first 2 count. Havok gets MVD in the turnbuckle and delivers 10 punches to the delight of the crowd. Havok charges back in at MVD, but he lifts Havok up and Snake Eyes him on the top turnbuckle, a School Boy rollup follows and MVD nearly scores the win. MVD knocks Havok down with a Heel Kick and then performs the Old Man Stink and then another close call for Havok. However MVD's attempt at the Vandamaniser goes wrong and Havok gets in a flying head scissors. Havok then hits the Devastation Driver and MVD only survives by getting his foot on the rope. Havok then waits for MVD to get up and goes for the Devastation Kick but MVD ducks it and then hits a high heel kick on Havok. MVD then climbs to the top rope and hits the Five Star Frog Splash and gets the win.
MVD d. Havok
6:31 Pinfall
Big Dave: MVD picks up the win in the opening contest.
Gellar: Like I told you he would.
Big Dave: Ok, smartass. Let's go backstage
A camera shows the inside of an empty locker room. Then, the door opens and a stranger walks in. He walks up to the camera.
Stranger: Well, howdy, folks. Name's Dallas, and not the greatest city in the world, in the heart of the Lone Star State, but Kevin Dallas, your next World Champeen. And just to let y'all see mah talent, this is an open challenge to anyone who wants some of Mr. D. As we Texans say, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedoggy!!!!
We see Leroy Greene and Barry Burton watching Dallas' promo
Barry: "What the hell is a champeen?"
Leroy: "That's Texas talk for 'Chumpstain', I think."
Barry: "He wants to be the next world chumpstain? That can't be right, can it?"
Leroy: "I don't know, you hear some weird things about Texas. For example, did you know their official state bird is a mockingbird?"
Barry: "Is it? What's weird about that?"
Leroy: "Well... it is a bird that copies sounds it hears, right? To fool people? So it is untrustworthy. Why is such an unthrustworthy creature their state bird? It makes no sense."
Barry: "Umm... well... OK, I guess. So, you gonna challenge him then?
Leroy: "I think I might. Someone needs to teach his Texan ass not to go around mocking people. Plus, I can demostrate some off my mad kung-fu skillz on him. They don't have kung fu in Texas so I will have the element of suprise."
Barry: "I am not too sure about that, but good luck anyway."
Leroy: "Hah, luck. I don't need luck! I am one half of Brutal Force! Now you, camera man. Go and find this Kevin Dallas and tell him he has go himself a match."
Fade out
Cameras show Bman sitting in his locker room having a nice big glass of Blade-o-rade Watching the end of the Brutal Forces promo
Bman: Wow I guess after Canadian Kaos beat the Brutal Force they became dumber if that is even possible? Anywayz Champeen is champion you fools! and I really doubt that this bucking bronco will have any champeeninonships for a while...you can't just come riding into this fed like you came outta a Western Movie and excpet a title shot right away! geeze you gotta get respect first...you don't see me going up and saying to Gambino yoh buckeroo I wannna shot at your champeenonship! because that's stupid. So Billy the Kid or Hopalong Casidy or wahtever you gotta face people who are more your level like say....Bruccceeee! or Mahumad Ali overthere in Brutal Force.Until then you don't have any chances of getting titles!
Bman changes the channel to what appears to be the Best of Bman tape and grabs another Blade-o-rade as the cameras fade out
The arena goes black, and the UltraTron lights up. The Words “Real Show” go across the screen and a few pyros go off and the arena lights up again as “The Real Show” Big Poppa comes out with his tag title to the fan’s delight. He plays it like a guitar, throws it over his soldier, and walks down to the ring. He goes over to the announcer’s table and gets a mic, and goes over the top rope.
Real Show: “Why, PWF’ers and PWF’ites… WELCOME TO THE REAL SHOW. [Cheer from fans] You want to know something? A few days ago I went out on a limb and decided to put out an open challenge to ANYONE in the back. But, to my dismay, NO one answered it. Nobody, nada, zippo. I want to flatter myself and assume that everyone’s just afraid of me, but, I know that’s not the case. It’s that every last person in the back, excluding my tag partner, is ignoring me. WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THAT? Huh? Am I not a threat to anyone? Do I make you guys laugh so hard that you forget that I am the Real Show? Well, if that’s the case, then no. No I won’t let you get away with this. I rarely come out and express myself in front of all the PWF’ites. But drastic times call for drastic measures… And I’m going to call the shots until I’ve solved my little problem.
Big Poppa exits the ring, and gets a chair. He chooses Bud Dawg’s chair, and goes back in the ring. He sits down.
Real Show: “Now, it was my partner who asked me a question that made me think. It was ‘What happened to the guy that kicked the bajesus out of Marcus Shooter for looking at me crosseyed?’ Well I don’t know. Apparently I’m no longer that person. No one gives a rats ass whether I’m one person or the other. It’s quite confusing. But now I know what I must do. I’m not putting out an open challenge. I am GIVING out a challenge.”
Real Show stands up to wild cheers from the fans.
Real Show: “I am challenging ‘Superstar’ Davey K to a European title match. [Pop from fans] It can be anytime this month. All I know is that no one answered my challenge because I probably wasn’t direct enough. You don’t get more direct then this. I WILL NOT be ignored. The reason I pick Davey K is because he has beaten me twice so far, and I’m looking to end his shutout over the Real Show. I know he has his own petty problems with gWo, but it doesn’t matter, cause I say so. So, in an attempt to answer Sabre’s question… The person that permanently injured Marcus Shooter… IS RIGHT HERE!!! Oh and it doesn’t matter if you like it or not, ‘cause the Real Show… Just… Said… SO…”
“My Way” hits and Big Poppa drops the mic and exits. He does his ‘Flying airplane’ taunt all the way up to the curtains. The fans stop their cheering.
Big Dave: Well our next match is between PWF newcomer, "Masta P" and the Lightweight Champion, Power G. This was booked after Masta P interfered in, Power G's gWo teammate, Gambino's match on Havoc against Davey K.
Gellar: Man is this guy crazy? He's got to face Power G on his debut, the machine will kill the rapper wannabe.
Big Dave: Rapper wannabe?
Gellar: Yeah, someone told me there was a rapper called Masta P, never heard of him myself, give me Britney Spears anyday.
Big Dave: We aren't here to talk about your fantasies, I know your a Heavy Metal man, you can't con me.
Gellar: Don't spoil my fun.
Big Dave: Anyway, onto the match.
Masta P v Power G
Report: Masta P starts out with some heavy right hands, but Power G comes back with some of his trademark knife edge chops. The Master of the chop continues to pound the chest of Masta P before he tries to send him to the ropes, but Masta P reverses and then nearly takes Power G's head off with a standing clothesline. Masta P then pounds down Power G and then hits a Running Big Boot and nearly gets a 3 count. Power G comes back with a few chops, but a knee to the gut and then a Samoan Drop give Masta P another close 2 count. But then, seemingly out of nowhere, Power G connects with a Flash Kick which stuns Masta P. Power G then quickly hits the G Power Slam and then rolls Masta P up with the Recliner Pin and scores the win.
Power G d. Masta P
7:01 Pinfall
Big Dave: Not the spectacular debut I'm sure Masta P had in mind, but he gave a good showing against the former World Champion.
Gellar: Losing to Power G is nothing to be ashamed of, the man is a machine, he is damn near impossible to beat. Remember, the man once went toe to toe with Blackbird and took the same amount of punishment as Blackbird, and came out on top.
Big Dave: No doubt about it, Power G is difficult to beat, which makes DarkStorm's acheivements in recent months even more impressive, the man beat Power G twice, that's not easy in any way shape or form.
Gellar: Don't remind me about him. I don't want to hear it.
Big Dave: Anyway, see you after the break folks.
{Commercial Break}
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The lights of the arena dim as a black mans voice booms throughout. "Here the fucker is; yo man it's The Show". Then 'Greed' by Godsmack blares around the arena. As the music slightly changes (chorus) around forty seconds in multi-coloured strobe lighting shines upon the stage. The Showstopper walks out slowly, head down and carrying a steel chair. As he reachers the top of the ramp, he raises his head, in unison with the chair, and roars, though he can't be heard. At the bottom of the screen, in the name box it says: ---- 'The Show' ---- "The Showstopper" --- He then carries on down to the ring, at normal pace. He enters the ring normally and goes to the top rope, with the chair, and raises it again, roaring. He steps down, ready.
Big Dave: I wasn't expecting this, we are supposed to have Kevin Dallas v Leroy Greene now.
Gellar: Well we are getting Showstopper instead.
Showstopper: You know, over these past weeks, i've been sad. You know, moping around, drinking a lot and stuff. But you know what made me...happy again? The fact that I have achieved more than all of you put together. Look at my history here, in the oh-so-great PWF. I've defeated the likes of Gambino and Diablo, at the click of a finger. I've rose to the occasion, when the occasion calls. I've took, wrestler after wrestler, on. But, as some of you may point out, not all the time do I win. As a matter of fact, last Saturday, I lost to Rex Chapman. You all may laugh, but I don't find it funny. I feel that a certain individual cost me the match, by being so damn annoying, that I had to beat him up and countout myself. So that basically just totally pissed me off. Of course, I got the better of him later on of course...
Showstopper smirks devilishly. He moves for the first time in five minutes. He turns around and paces the ring.
Showstopper: But that was last week. Tonight, I make a challenge to someone...someone who's been igonored as of late, and someone who will continue to be ignored until he changes his name back to it's original state. I'm talking about Bi..err...the Real Show. Your not the Real Show, POPPA. You need to learn, that your not ALL that. You need to learn a lesson. And I will be the one to give it to you, tongiht. Do you accpet my challenge?
"Personal Jesus" Blasts accross the speakers of the staduim as Golgotha comes out to a round of cheers
Golgotha: "Hey, Showstopper. No one has been accepting my challenges either. So since the 'Fake Show' has challenged Davey K, I'd like to accept your challenge for tonite."
Golgotha hands the mic to Showstopper and waits for a responce
Showstoppper looks mildly dissapointed.
Showstopper: Two rookies in a row is abit much, but fair dos. Bring it on sissy boy!
'Greed by Godsmack hits the PWF Sound ystem as the two wrestlers leave.
Big Dave: Looks like we have a match signed for later tonight.
Big Lou is found tossing a 40 ounce budwieser to Streetlyfe and Inmate! Mad Mike looks at Streetlyfe and Inmate and nods his head and then smiles.
Big Lou: You know somthing guys I'll be dead serious if it wasn't for you two guys, Mike and I wouldn't be holding these hardcore tag team titles around our waist this very moment and I just wanted to show you our thanks for helping us out last night!
Mad Mike: I know right thanks alot fellas we have been screwed so many fuckin times for these tag team titles in the p.w.f.! We would be winning the entire match until some low lifes come out and ruin the moment and we lose the damn match including our title shot! Thats why we our showing our thanks to you guys. We get screwed over in a title match by enemies then will just send in our allys and @#%$ them over for the win. We have tryed to fight fairly without people jumping in but once you see the oppertunity to win more then once and you don't take the advantage its going to come back at ya!
Big Lou: This time we took fuckin advantage of it and thanks to you two guys we have finally did it and now its times to show our thanks!
Streetlyfe and Inmate look at each other rather quickly and shrugg there shoulders.
Streetlyfe: Hey you know what in the entire pwf roster you two are the only guys I would help out in this federation.
Inmate: Yeah I agree! Its time to begin a dynasty a dynasty that will begin a empire known as Death Row!
All four wrestlers stand up and begin to nod their heads and they look into each others eyes quickly they then take there vows of respect.
Big Lou: Now StreetLyfe, Inmate, and you Mad Mike swear respect, loyalty, and protection to one an another including myself to never break this truth no matter what including your very own family. The only family that comes first is our family Death Row.
All three men nod their heads up and down and get pricked by different pins and Big Lou mixes the blood and puts it into small glass bottle. Big Lou then pricks himself and adds his blood to the glass bottle.
Big Lou: Right now a new era has begun wellcome to Death Row!
Big Lou: Any new blood that comes into our family further on will go through the same initiation like you all have unless we all agree upon a type of hazing sitituation that will take place before the actual part in joining our family.
Mad Mike: Well I think we all understand. Well one of the people I always admired and same with you Big Lou, Homicide!
Streetlyfe: Homice what a fine recruit he would be.
Inmate: I agree he's someone you would want on your side and the History between Big Lou and Homicide is wonderful yeah you guys had your ups and downs but who doesn't he would be a great aspect for Death Row.
Big Lou: Yes I agree with all of you. I wouldn't want him to go through the hazing sitituation though he's to good for that. I've known him for some time now he's like a brother to me some what. I'll talk to him later right now Mad Mike and I are going to reward you somthing for what happend last night and how the out come went. Give us your thanks later but for right now Mad Mike and I are going to talk to Homicide and will leave you two fellas alone with the girls!
Streetlyfe: GIRLS NO WAY! YOUR KIDDING RIGHT!
Inmate: OH YEAH WHERE GETTING SOME FINE LOOKING BITCHES IN THIS LOCKER ROOM TONIGHT!
Big Lou: Give us your thanks later. I think you'll be needing these just in case.
Big Lou throughs each guy a box of one hundred rubbers and streetlyfe and Inmate's mouths drop wide open the door then bust open and the women come running in and begin dancing all over the place.
Mad Mike: Oh by the way fellas theres two kegs in the closet over there for the each of ya! Enjoy the nights on us. Where going to be making our empire stronger and stronger by the days passing. Lata...
Big Lou: Enjoy and cya lata.
Big Lou & Mike head out of the room
Streetlyfe: oh damn i gotta go Inmate, ill leave da girls to you
Inmate: wat for man?
Streetlyfe: well im gonna spend the night out wit my girlfriend Lisa, aight?
Inmate: whateva, more girls for me, better for me
Streetlyfe: im out
Inmate: cya
Street walks out with a beer in his hand
Big Dave: Well folks, we can finally have that match between Kevin Dallas and Leroy Greene. It's going to be interesting to see the PWF newcomer, Kevin Dallas.
Kevin Dallas v Leroy Greene
Report: The match opens with an exchange of punches leading into a Spinning Wheel Kick from Leroy. Leroy then hits a Stomach Kick and follows it up with a Somersault Guillotine Leg Drop, and nearly gets a 3 count. Dallas gains control and uses his strength to dominate Leroy in the turnbuckle and then a Front Suplex gets a close 2 count. Leroy comes back with a Brain Kick, but Dallas quickly regains control with a heavy forearm and then hits a standing Powerslam, but Leroy survives. Dallas attempts a Chokeslam, but Leroy pulls of an amazing counter with a Flying Head Scissors to spin around Dallas's head before snapping him over with an arm drag and following it up with a Back Brain Kick. Somehow Dallas kicks out of the pinfall. Leroy hits a Powerful roundhouse to the gut and then chains it into a DDT. He then climbs the top rope and attempts a Moonsault, but Dallas rolls out of the way and then when Leroy gets up, he scoops him up and then delivers the Dallas Driver (Tombstone) and then gets the win.
Dallas d. Leroy
8:09 Pinfall
Big Dave: Kevin Dallas picks up the win on his debut. See you after the break folks.
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The camera finds Real Show on his couch. This time, however, he's sitting next to a midget. This midget has a top hat, blonde hair, and a very rugged beard. The midget is wearing dark blue boxing/k-1 gloves.
Real Show: “I’ve decided not to get angry at comments from peoples other then Davey K. Oh wait, he hasn’t even responded to any of my challenges. I guess I’m just not good enough for him… Wait, that’s right. I’m not going to get angry. I’m keeping the rage in, suppressing it until the time is right. Glogtha was right about one thing, I did challenge Davey K. And to expand on that, HE didn’t answer it. He didn’t bother. HE doesn’t care.”
Big Poppa starts twitching… Then stops, calms down, and takes a breath.
Real Show: “Now, I’m going to get off the topic of European Titles for a second, and focus on the ‘Real Show.’ Right now, Showstopper, you come out here and blab about all your victories and losses. Well go pluck someone in the ear, because you’ve won a prize. The prize… The prize being a one on one battle WITH the Real Show. I say I am the Real Show as if I were cocky, but hell, with my singles record there’s no room for that. So I talk the talk, and you, apparently, don’t think I can walk the walk. Well, Stopper, I say we battle it out at Havoc. That’s right, me and you, The Real Show versus Showstopper… I choose Havoc because there’s always a chance that ‘Superstar’ Davey K will actually except my challenge and I may even beat him for the belt. Now, since you let out the challenge, I want it to be my kind of match. You see this little midget siting next to me. He’s Boris (Bor-ees). Boris doesn’t talk much, do you B-rissy.”
Boris: “He lies not.”
Real Show: “Boris also doesn’t speak much English.”
Boris: “He lies not.”
Real Show: “Boris is also a former porno star that likes fruitpies and long walks on the beach. He also eats dog poop.”
Boris: “He lies not.”
Big Poppa starts cracking up. That’s because he KNOWS that Boris has no idea as to what is going on. Big Poppa is mean, and to quote Boris, “He lies not.”
Real Show: “I also taught Boris to sing and dance. BORIS. Do the Hussle, c’mon, just as I taught you. No! NO! NO! Boris, that IS totally illmanered. Don’t whip out Captain Commando while the camera is on.”
Boris: “Boot.. Boot.. He lies not!”
The camera zooms in on Boris’s Captain Commando Action Figure.
Real Show: “Boris. Put the Cpatian away.”
Boris: “New.”
Real Show: “YES.”
Boris: “New.”
Real Show: “YEAH.”
Boris: “Ne..”
Real Show: “Oh forget it. I quit.”
Real Show gets up as the Ultra Tron goes black.
The Words Scum of the earth are heard in the arena and all of a sudden Pyros explode on the stage.The Pyros continue as Bman walks out on stage with a Canadian Flag in hand.Bman spins around so he's facing the Ugo-Tron and raises his arms to have pryos forming the Canadian Flag appear.Bman spins around again and walks down to the ring. Bman slides into the ring and grabs a mic from the announcer
Bman: I came...I saw...I conquered...Juleus Cesar one of the greatest leaders in all of Rome! Now all we have is a werido who thinks he's Alexander another leader of Rome..I mean come on really..If I went around saying I was a Roman hero I'd probably get my ass kicked...so that's what the Kaos will do to you and your ..."Partner" Kull! You think your another hero what is up with that? YOu guys must have been hit on the head with one too many chairs of whatever because you gotta work out that mentalness inside your brain! Now as you can see Hanibal isn't here right now but hee's gonna be ready to rip! So God's of War....you can do one of 2 things...first you can get on your little Ponyes and ride off to where you came from or 2 you can Bring it Or Go Home!!!
Bman is standing alone in the ring holding the Canadian Flag. He has just finished his speach when out of no where, cymbals clash and "Whereever I May Roam" by metallica erupts through out the arena the crowd erupts. Alexander comes walking out of the back stage area followed by Kull. Alexander is dressed out in dress clothes and sunglasses, and Kull wearing dress clothes and his hair pulled back in a ponytail. Alexander has a mic and a smile on his face.
Alexander: First off, I am from Rome, Italy. And Second off, I don't think I am Alexander the Great Roman Emperor, but I my name is Alexander. Your the idiot for actually thinking that I entertained the idea that I might actually be him, mate.
Kull: Moron, I'm not some mythical hero, I'm a normal man and this is just a gimmick given to us in our trainer, the Immortal Bud Dawg. So once again you have proven your stupidity.
Alexander: as far as our two options go...
Kull: We'll take our own option, Stomping the @#%$ out of you and your wannabe cannibal friend's asses.
Alexander looks at Kull and smiles.
Alexander: It seems that your partner isn't here is he.
Bman: No hanni...
Kull: Well doesn't that suck for you.
Bman gets a look of fright on his face but it quickly turns to determination as he crouches and signals for them to bring it on.
Alexander: It would suck for you if we were those kind of competitors, but you see we want you at 100% when we stomp you ass back through the mat.
Kull: Later Chump.
Kull flips the mic as he turns around and follows the smiling Alexander to the back when "Whereever I May Roam" by Metallica hits.
Just as God's of War are about to get backstage Bman gets a mic
Bman: Wait....you want me to be 100%? I could kick you punks in about a minute!
God's of War stop in their tracks and turn around to face Bman.Bman doesn't flince or anything he just stands their with determintation on his face.G.O.W take a step towards him and still Bman just stands there
Bman: You can take as many steps as you want down to this freaking ring but the fact of the matter is you can't beat me because I am the Main..E..Vent!! And that thought that I think you were gods and heros that's just what I gathered from having such a retared insturtor and Bud Dawg or whatever that loosers name is.I was trained by Shawn Micheals and then by one of the most Hardcore S.O.B's in wrestling histroy ever..Raven! so if you punks want to face the HBK Nevermore you just bring it now!!!
God's of War get anger in their faces and they take more steps down to the ring.Kull un ties his hair and cracks his knuckles.Bman suddenly holds his hand up like the rock
Bman: But...I wouldn't suggest it! because as you might have thought Hanibal isn't here....or is he...
Suddenly Hanibals music hits and the G.O.W turn around to look at the stage.All of a sudden Hanibal runs through the crowd and goes up behind the G.O.W.Alexsander turns around and Hanibal throws something in his face blinding him.Kull sees this and tries to his him but gets the object in the face 2.The Lights turn out suddenly and a splatter is heard.When the lights turn on G.O.W are at the bottom of the stage covered in red and white paint and Canadian KAos no where to be seen.The Cameras cut as the G.O.W. are cursing at the paint
Big Dave: Well I think Canadian Kaos have done little more than piss the Gods of War off, and we know full well they can hand out some punishment. It should be an interesting match, but that is later on, now we have Inmate taking on Theros in a Hardcore Match.
Gellar: Inmate will have to watch his back, after what he did to Inmate, fortunately for Inmate, he needn't worry, as he already has plenty of people to watch his back.
Big Dave: Well I have just heard some interesting news, Davey K is just arriving at the arena.
"Superstar" Davey K walks through a door, he looks pretty banged up after his beating on Havok at the hands of MVD & Gambino. Almost immediately he is met by Anthony Frost.
Frost: "Davey K, welcome to Alabama, how are you feeling after the attack on you by the gWo on Havoc.
Davey K: "Not too good, The Water Guy's not turned up, the doctor says I can't wrestle, yet I've been "summoned" to the arena by Gambino. But worst of all, my ladies are stuck in traffic, and it could be an hour before they get here. Dammit, I knew I should have gone with them, instead of driving myself."
Frost: Have you not been told? Big Poppa has put out a challenge to you for the European Title.
Davey K: "My neck hurts like hell, and the doctors say I shouldn't wrestle. So I guess the match will have to wait until another time."
???: "That's where your wrong"
The camera pans out to reveal that Gambino is standing behind Davey K, who spins round and sees him. An angry look comes across Davey's face.
Gambino: "Guess what Davey? I couldn't give a shit whether your hurt, or what any doctor says, your defending that title tonight whether you like it or not. Don't worry, I'm sure a Superstar like yourself can handle it."
Gambino walks away with a smile on his face as Davey K checks his neck and stares at Gambino.
Big Dave: That wasn't fair, Gambino can't do things like that. Davey K is clearly not fit to wrestle.
Gellar: I think he just did, so it's tough, Davey will have to tough it out.
Big Dave: Still doesn't make me feel any better about it.
Inmate 61969 v Theros Macalvia
Report: Inmate opens up on the Madman with a series of brutal right hands, but Theros comes back with a headbutt and then hits a Powerslam. Theros connects with Negative Space and nearly scores the win. Inmate takes control and begins to beat down Theros, he hits a hard Sidewalk Slam and then a devastating Piledriver, but the resilient Theros manages to kick out of both falls. Inmate retains control and a Superplex scores a near fall. Inmate attempts the Death Sentence, but Theros counters with a Reverse DDT. Theros then hits the Neck Crank and then hits the Headplant from the top rope. Inmate kicks out of the pinfall attempt though. The match then spreads to the outside where Theros snaps and begins to repeatedly drive Inmates face into the ring post. Theros then sets up a table and puts Inmate on it, he then goes for the System Shock (Scoop Reverse DDT), but as Inmate comes out of the scoop he hooks Theros's head and delivers the Death Sentence (Stone Cold Stunner), both men go through the table because of the impact. Inmate makes the cover and gets the 3 count.
Inmate d. Theros
8:57 Pinfall
In a dark room the tall giant sits in the middle of a circle of candles. King Volcano's (aka Xuway Zanchu) slaves are on there knees behind the circle
King Volcano: The dog faced gremlin beat the snap out of Majin. So sad. But I do have to admit, Majin has no right being champ. Simply put, he doesnt deserve it. I could have ripped his arms out of his socket. It just goes to show Majin that you have been biten by the snake and you are now afraid of rope. But I am not going to rant and rave about how much you fear me. A punk who would play possum in an EXTREME match doesn't deserve to be the champ. Back home we have this saying- "It is easy to dodge a spear that comes in front of you but hard to keep harms away from an arrow shot from behind". You have to learn to take the bulls by the horns. Stand up boy. You may try to run but you wont be able to hide.
KV waves his hands
King Volcano: I did have something to tell you. For the first time in my life, I saw death knocking on my door. Falling down with nothing to grab and smashing through the table was one event that will NOT happen again to me. But Majin you will pay. You will pay for the risk on my life you took. You will pay for the embarassment of me losing MY BELT. But I do have something to thank you for. See, I have seen the DARK.
KV starts to rock
King Volcano: I have seen exactly what an evil creature you are. How you can cry and beg for mercy to the TAFKAG, then to wait for me to climb the ladder of success, to initiate your sneak attack. You little coward. And to think how you planned this. How you practiced this moment. What a surprise it must have been to actually win the title. What a little bonus... KV pauses... But now I am in your mind Majin. I understand you. And I want you to know I will hurt you. This time its personal. You will see a relentless attacker in the ring. When I am finsihed with you, you will be lucky to eat through a straw. But first...
KV looks up with the glow from the surrounding candles
King Volcano: Mr. Parish. Looks like little Majin didnt know the size of the fight in this little puppy. But see now I am 'owed' a rematch for the EXTREME belt. And it will be I who walks down the aisle in two months as world champ. Now when I was motionless on the floor- I saw a dark cold moment. I believe it to be my EPIPHANY.
KV grins
King Volcano: See a Dark Day in Hell has some special meaning. It was named for a simple reason. A lot of ppl think thats its a dark day that Xuway was going to lose his extreme belt. But we know at EOTW Xuway was dead. So that wasnt quite right. See Dark isnt really describing the day all. Do you know what dark is describing? Oh you dont know. I will enlighten you- the darkest wrestler in the PWF will be world champ. This was handed down to me. So Mutt your actions in the ring might be a bit chaotic but doesnt qualify you as dark. And it might be impossible for you to have ivory in your mouth. But i never liked dogs. So clearly there must be somethign more to see who is the rightful owner of the EXTREME BELT. And now we both know Hardcore Hell will determine the winner to go up against the champ. We all know I am Hardcore. And it may be true you held the belt the longest, heh but then again you didnt fight me. So it may appear you have a dark side and yet might even be hardcore. See now what you are missing is the HELL. Are you following me? See Hardcore HELL and Dark Day in HELL. They both are about HELL. See and to go to HELL you must die. You die at the end of the world. See, Majin took me to HELL. And I was sent back as King Volcano.
King Volcano:You are not the right champion. So now you can roll over and give me my title back or I can kick the piss out of you and show you what the E.O.D. is all about.
The slaves start to chant most seems satanic in nature. Some words are hard to understand but some words are really clear
Slaves in Unison: King Volcano is King
The camera cuts to Silas "The Pitbull" Parish's locker room. He's smiling with the Extreme title draped over his one shoulder.
Pitbull: "Whoa there sport! I don't doubt that you THINK you're entitled to a rematch since you LOST the Extreme title to Majin. But thats just it, you lost it to MAJIN, not me. Sooo, you have LOST your legitimate claim to the rematch. I don't shoulder other people's debts. On the other hand, if you BEG really, really nicely... I MAY just try and squeeze you in sometime for a title match. Unfortunately, it probably won't be until AFTER I win the World title at Dark Day in Hell. Sorry sport, but the only way you'll get a shot before that, is if you go crying to the higher ups, but you're to much of a MAN to do that... aren't you?"
Silas smirks and polishes the belt.
Pitbull: "Now, I mentioned debts a moment ago didn't I? That reminds me, Inmate... I hope you don't think that I OWE you anything for speeding up Majin's loss. I mean, I was well on my way to beating him all on my own before YOU stuck your nose in things. So don't go thinking you'll even get a "Thank you" out of me. Okay?"
Silas turns away from the camera. Then turns back.
Pitbull: "I'm done talkin', you can GO!!!"
The camera fades to black.
The camera fades in and we see Mr. Walrus lying on the couch in the Methods of Mayhem locker room. He has an icepack on his head and the TV remote in his hand. Unsurprisingly, Johnny Mayhem picks this time to interview the King of Koo koo ka choo. Mayhem opens the door after messing with the lock for a bit, because let's face it, interviews are never really wanted by the wrestlers. Mayhem walks in and goes over to Walrus.
Mayhem: Mr. Walrus, may I get a word with you?
Walrus, who was previously half asleep, is now wide awake, and scared out of his wits. Walrus screams like a little girl and leaps up to his feet, then dives over the back of the couch, landing, you guessed it, more or less on his head.
Walrus: OW! Stupid floor!
A thwack noise is heard, and Walrus screams again.
Walrus: AHHHH! Damn you floor, damn you!
Mayhem: What happened?
Walrus: (in a sheepish voice) I might have gotten mad at the floor and punched it.
Mayhem: Can I get an interview now?
Walrus: I guess so.
Walrus gets up and climbs over the back of the couch, then plops down in a sitting position.
Walrus: Whaddaya want to know?
Mayhem: Well, how do you feel about your loss at Havoc?
Walrus: My head hurts. Next question.
Mayhem: What are your plans for Armageddon?
Walrus: Well, I think I'm going to do something that most people try not to do.
Mayhem: What's that?
Walrus: Well, living for the here and now hasn't been working out too well, so I think I'll dwell on the past.
Mayhem: How do you mean?
Walrus: Well, I am hereby challenging my arch-nemesis from the Ice Age, the God of Mischief, Loki, to a hardcore match on Armageddon.
Mayhem: Why?
Walrus: Did I not just tell you that I'm going to dwell on the past for a while?
Mayhem: Yes...
Walrus: Well then you have your answer. Now get out. You're cutting into my Spider-Man watching time.
Walrus clicks on the TV as Mayhem leaves the room.
Loki is seen watching the monitor in his locker room. Oddly enough, the screen is blank. As the camera pulls back, Hambone and Gremlin come into view. They are just behind Loki, and well within earshot.
Hambone: H-h-he knows the p-p-promo is o-over, right?
Gremlin: Oh yeah, fully aware.
Hambone: So w-w-why's he still st-staring at the screen?
Gremlin: Well Hammy, think about it. He was just challenged by Mr. Walrus. You know, that wackaloon from the Ice Age.
Hambone: S-s-so?
Gremlin: Didja happen to pick up on any key words or phrases in that promo?
Hambone: I d-d-don't know. All I kn-know is th-th-that that vein on Loki's head is p-p-poppin' out again.
Gremlin: (sigh) What kinda match did Wally ask for?
Hambone: Oh y-y-yeah! He wanted a h-h-ha-
Loki: HARDCORE!!! He wants a hardcore match!
Gremlin and Hambone have now backed away to what one may call a "safe" distance.
Loki: I thought this was over. But NOOOO!!! What's with all these nutjobs who wanna beat the stuffin's outta me with big painful things like sticks an' stuff? Is this still cuz I won the Suicide Title in Ice Age? Or do I have some sign on my back, like one that says "Please, bludgeon me repeatedly!"?
Gremlin: Dude, just chill.
Loki: And why, mayhaps, should I "chill" as you say? It's cool for me to be type-cast as a Hardcore wrestler? One of those big dumb idiots who can't win a match unless weapons are involved? "Lookit me! I swingy chair! Gimme belt! Grr!".
Loki is breathing heavy from his outburst. Gremlin takes the opportunity to put an end to the audience's suffering.
Gremlin: So, you gonna take the match or not?
Loki pauses, as if in thought.
Loki: Sure. Why not? A match is a match.
Hambone and Gremlin share a rather quizzical look regarding Loki's behavior. Moments ago, he was freaking out, and now he's just kicking back, enjoying a SoBe.
Big Dave: Welcome back, Loki v Walrus should be interesting for later on. We now have that Tag Match that was signed earlier, as the Gods of War are set to take on the newest PWF Tag Team, Canadian Kaos.
Canadian Kaos v Gods of War
Report: Bman and Kull open the match with some fast paced offence, before Hanibal enters the ring to face Alexander. The God of War dominates Hanibal and delivers the Roman Kick and then hits the Warriors Demise and nearly gets the 3 count. The Gods deliver a Double Team Flapjack followed by Alexander delivering a Leg Drop while Kull hits a Backflip Splash. Bman has to make the save. However a mistake by Alexander lets Hanibal hit a DDT and tag in Bman, who uses a Powerbomb to slow Alexander down. Bman and Hanibal then work over Alexander, hitting a Double Suplex and a Double Facecrusher, both times nearly getting three counts. However Alexander hits the Roman Kick out of nowhere, dazing Bman and then they both collide with a double clothesline. Both get tags and Kull cleans house before he attempts the Conqueror on Hanibal, but Bman breaks it up. Hanibal is on the outside and has picked up the Canadian Flag. He climbs to the apron as Alexander attempts the Fall of Rome (Reverse DVD) on Bman, but it is countered and Bman drops behind and pushes Alexander forwards and he runs into a shot to the face from the Flag held by Hanibal. The referee had been inadverdantly distracted by Kull and Bman pounces for a cover to score the 3 count.
Canadian Kaos d. Gods of War
12:04 Pinfall
Big Dave: Canadian Kaos pull off their second cheap win, how the referee didn't see the use of that flag I do not know.
Gellar: They don't make themselves too many friends in the US waving that Canadian Flag everywhere.
Big Dave: I don't think they care.
{Commercial Break}
December 20th - Balooza Palooza 2.
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The camera opens to the PWF training facility were Rex Chapman is working out alone. Ted Tedison moves in with his cameraman and interupts Rex.....
Tedison: Rex, I wanted to speak to you about your win over Showstopper. How did it feel to win?
As Ted finishes speaking, Rex puts his weights down and shakes his head.
Rex: You know...it never seems to amaze me about the ability of the media to ask a stupid question! How does it feel to win you ask...? Hmmm, well....I think, "GOOD" is a start, but that doesn't really cover it all!
Tedison: What exactly are you saying?
Rex: What I am saying, ...TED!....is that my win over the Show was tainted! I don't like mercy wins no matter what the reason! I have been bidding my time here to get a feel for the others and now that has been accomplished!
The cameraman moves around as Ted sits down next to Rex.
Tedison: So, I assume you are going to request a title shot now that you finally won?
With a look of disdain, Rex stands up and looks down at Ted.
Rex: No Dipsh!t, I am not going to request a title shot! I'm not MVD for christ sakes! I earn what I get here......PERIOD!
Rex throws his towel down and starts to walk away as Ted fires out his last question.....
Tedison: What do you want Rex?
Rex: Respect.........The old fashion kind...you know...the kind you earn by beating the crap outta the jabber mouths in life!
Rex continues to walk away as Ted signals to cut and the interview is finished................
Big Dave: Rex Chapman clearly not too pleased to pick up his first win by Countout.
Gellar: A wins a win though.
Big Dave: True, and Showstopper will be looking for some retribution in this next match against Golgotha.
Showstopper v Golgotha
Report: Showstopper opens up by showing his power with a Military Press and then a big Sidewalk Slam. But Golgotha picks up the pace and hits a Flying Forearm and then a quick DDT scores a 2 count. Showstopper comes back and hits a Gutwrench Powerbomb and a Leg Drop, but Golgotha kicks out. Showstopper takes the match to the outside where he drives Golgotha into the ring post twice. Back in the ring Showstopper sends Golgotha to the ropes and then nearly KO's him with the Showstoppin' Slug, but amazingly Golgotha kicks out of the pinfall. Somehow Golgotha manages to get in a Reverse DDT and turns the tide of the match in his favour. After a High Spinning Heel Kick, Golgotha hits a stunning Guillotine Leg Drop from the top rope, but Showstopper kicks out. Golgotha goes for the Cruxifiction, but Showstopper counters with a back drop and then a kick to the gut sets up Stoppin' Da Show (Powerbomb to Facebuster) and Showstopper scores the victory.
Showstopper d. Golgotha
6:07 Pinfall
Big Dave: Showstopper survives a scare from Golgotha to pick up the win.
The UltraTron finds the 6’8” 285 bundle of Paptizing in his locker room with Sabre and Boris. Suddenly, Boris ups and leaves our heroes to talk about Big Poppa’s up coming match against Davey K.
Real Show: “So anyways, I’m going to paptize the cows out of Davey K. Then we can return to Tag Team glory. You see, he’s beaten me twice, and I need to use this opportunity to show that I don’t suck, that I really am the Real Show. After I prove that, we can go back to tag team stuff.”
Sabre: “… But you booked a match with Showstopper at Havoc…”
Real Show: “Oh yeah. Well maybe that’ll turn into a tag team thing. He can get a partner and we’ll Paptize them like nobody’s business. I hate that guy just because… Whoa… DO you see that? I’m seeing little green lights over your head.”’
Sabre: Checks for the lights “No, I don’t see the lights.”
Real Show: “… Because it’s really distracting. I’m seeing little light… They’re gone. Damn.”
Sabre: “You’re starting to freak me out… First you change your name to ‘Real Show,’ then you hire Boris, and now this. This being seeing green lights and having a need to prove yourself… What is up with you, Poppa? I’m getting concerned.”
Real Show: “I dunno… I have PERFECT explanations for each of those, however. I changed my name to ‘Real Show’ because I just wanted too. My name is still Poppa, but now I can be called ‘Real Show.’ I hired Boris as a favor to him. Boris is a light heavyweight wrestler that I met not to long ago. I’m going to try to get him a job here in the PWF. The need to prove myself comes from my horrible singles record, and since I’ve been working out, I want to test out my new skills in the single’s arena. And the green lights, well, that’s the medication talking. Advil makes a man go nuts.”
Sabre: “Advil?”
Real Show: “Yes, Advil. It makes me see colorful things.”
Sabre: “What’d you do, snort it?”
Real Show: “No, I took about 12 of them, though.”
Sabre: [Gets a funny look on his face] “You take 12 pills? And you’re still alive? Sweet Jebus, I think you have an Advil problem, Poppa. Did you make your decision to change your name to Real Show on this ‘Advil.’ ”
Real Show: “Yes.”
Sabre: “I knew it was something like that. You can’t have…”
Real Show: “Dude, now I see a big purple square over your head. I think it’s these damn bright lights. They’re so.. so… bright.” [Poppa closes and reopens his eyes a few times. He rubs it.] “Oh shoot I just made it worse.”
Sabre: “I think we got to take you to the hospital…”
Real Show: [Gets serious] “No, no. I have a match with Davey K tonight. There’s no way I’m not going to miss that. Besides, I was just joking about the color thing, and the whole Advil thing. Although I had a headache just a few minutes ago, but the calm and cool Advil neutralized and paptized the headache.”
Sabre: “Are you ready to go and fight the fight of your life?”
Real Show: [Stands up] “Why Yes, yes I am ready to Paptize Davey K.”
Sabre: “Then go, it’s time for you match. I’ll be rooting for ya.”
Real Show: “Ok… Wait a second… Where’s Boris?”
Sabre: “I dunno.”
Real Show: “Shoot, I’ll have to go down without him.”
Big Poppa exits and the camera follows him for a bit as the Ultra Tron fades to black.
Big Dave: Well it looks like Big Poppa, sorry, Real Show is up for his title match with Davey K later tonight.
Gellar: I bet Davey wishes he'd never even spoke out on Havoc now.
Big Dave: Maybe he regrets it, maybe he doesn't, it was his decision. But now gwe move to the ring for Loki's match with Mr Walrus.
Hardcore Match
Loki v Mr Walrus
Loki v Mr Walrus
Report: The match opens with an exchange of punches, which the God of Mischief wins, he then knocks Walrus down with a Clothesline and then hits the Mischief Maker (Hurricanranna). Loki then crushes Walrus in the corner with the Thump and then scores a close 2 count. Walrus comes back with a European Uppercut and then a Tilt a Whirl Driver onto a Steel Chair nearly scores the win. But a Walrussault goes wrong as Loki moves out of the way. Loki then sets Walrus up on the top rope and hits the Monkeyshine. But somehow Walrus kicks out. Loki dominates for another minute until out of nowhere Walrus hits the Tusk Drop (Full Nelson Face Drop). Walrus then positions Loki and kicks the shoulder, he then comes off both ropes, does the "Do the Walrus" walk and then drops the Walrus Elbow. But Loki kicks out of the pinfall. A shot from Walrus with a broomstick does little damage to Loki and he comes back with an elbow to the ribs to set up a shot to the face with a steel wrench. Loki places a chair on the mat and then waits for Walrus to get up and goes for the Last Laugh (FameAsser), but Walrus stands up straight very quickly to dodge the move and then scoops up Walrus and delivers the Wrath of the Walrus (TommyHawk) and covers for the win.
Walrus d. Loki
9:42 Pinfall
Big Dave: A great match between Loki and Walrus there, after the break we have our main event, Real Show v Davey K for the European title.
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Main Event
"Real Show" Big Poppa v "Superstar" Davey K(c)
"Real Show" Big Poppa v "Superstar" Davey K(c)
Report: Big Poppa starts out with some heavy right hands on the tired looking Davey K. Davey K musters up some weak offence and gets in a Suplex, but Poppa comes back and hits the Showslam. A Sidewalk slam gets a close two count. Poppa delivers a couple of heavy elbow drops and then a Powerslam gets another two count. Davey K makes a short comeback and hits a Belly to Back Suplex and then a German Suplex with a bridge almost beats Real Show. An Irish whip backfires as Poppa loops behind him and hits the Paptizer, but somehow Davey kicks out. Poppa sets Davey up for the Poppa Bomb, but Davey manages to escape and then hits a Super DDT, but somehow Poppa kicks out of that. Davey K then delivers a picture perfect Tilt a Whirl Sideslam and covers, but again Poppa kicks out. Poppa comes back with a clothesline and then goes for a Piledriver, but Davey counters and then hits the Superstar Slam (Pedigree) and scores the win, and retains his title. Afterwards Davey K looks extremely tired and beat up.
Davey K d. Real Show
8:14 Pinfall
Big Dave: Well that's all for tonight, thanks for tuning in, I'm Big Dave
Gellar: And I'm Eric Gellar.
Big Dave: And remember, SIZE DOES MATTER.